#oh those russians

[ani4detal]

Konrad Kozubowski. His best pic, hiding his tatts. I thought this was AI generated. No one should be allowed to walk around with a jaw line like that!

#Konrad Kozubowski #oh those russians #absolutely positively not gay

[uuuhshiny]

Yup

#by uuuhshiny #oh those russians

[valyrianpoem]

Meanwhile in Russia, Siberia, Novosibirsk, -37 °C (-34,6 °F)

-37 °C is not a reason to give up jogging in a T-shirt and shorts. People say that he is an athlete and runs in any weather.

[Source: rt_russian, АСТ-54 Black, 08/12/2023]

#video #russia #weather #russian #winter #about russia #novosibirsk #siberia #oh those russians #:)

[cyberphuck]

Ah, there is Soyuz-11, landed safely! Come out, Comrades, to receive honor and praise for a successful mission!

... Comrades?

#oh those russians

[cosmicwhoreo]

Captain Walrus Cookie

AYE! Make way for the guard dog of Choco Mud Town, Captain Walrus Cookie! He kept the peace in the town for 2 decades, chasing off dangerous characters for the often neglected edge of the republic with his motley crew for no more than a few free drinks at the pub. Even so, he rarely ever got physically violent with troublemakers. More relied on careful wording and dominating size to intimidate those causing problems. Always believing words carry more weight than a punch.

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #cookie oc #crk oc #fan cookie #cookie run oc #captain caviar cookie #Captain Walrus Cookie #Leopard seal cookie #My main inspos for him are both Vander from Arcane and North from ROTG #I love those two sm #Which is also why he speaks in slightly off english #thick Russian accent~ #oh yeah cavi also knew him

[sugaroto]

Ok you know what's kinda funny about "Jackson's Diary", or rather "plot twist-y"?

So, ok, imma be honest, when I started the comic I thought it was bl or lgbt or something. Be it the art or the description or the fact that everything I read is gay, I thought this was some kind of enemies to lovers/as magic stuff is going on around the school or something

I really thought the 2 mains were gonna end up together

And I wasn't the only one who thought that cause a lot of the comments were talking about it

But no. Soon you realize they're all very straight, exer is still in love with his ex girlfriend and Jackson kinda gets in a love triangle with exer's ex and the girl exer bullied last year. Also it's set in like- the 80s? Soo. They probably don't know what gay is. (Or they ignore it yknow)

But....

"Wasn't David bi in the canvas version?" said the comments "Yeah he was I think he liked Exer"

So then I'm trying to figure out if he's bi, and some chapters later he's literally making heart eyes around exer but like, in the background

And he's not that important at the time so I'm like oh ok great he's the comedic relief stereotypical gay character?

And exer is like... straight and in love with David's twin sister so nothing will happen right?

Jokes on me

Like 100 chapters later and this is Exer's reaction to David saying they're friends

The gay panic

Had me fooled there honestly

Also ok, I know my post is focused around the gay romance here, but like the comic is really interesting I do recommend it

Jackson goes to a new school and he is the only one who can see some kind of "green magic" messing around with his daily life

Shit happens, he makes friends, he gets into love triangles as I mentioned before (not for that long, thankfully) he gets into fights and makes new friends again

The characters are all very interesting, I was gonna say nice, but then realized half of them are assholes, currently it seems like they're trying to be better people tho

And even though it's set in the 80s it seems most of the main characters were accepting of the lgbt ones (well ok so far 2 people know about it so yknow, ) the only assholes were some bullies literally called Rick and Marty who used gay as a slur or something like 50 chapters ago

Well, and I can't really say anything much without spoiling more, I've already talked enough about their sexualities I'm not telling you what's happening with the green stuff

#some background checks on the characters #Jackson just moved back here and lives with his foster family his tía and tío(aunt&uncle) along with Ronald some Russian guy who also lives #with them but i dont remember where he came from? like?is that some kind of Erasmus? foster? idk i forgot. He doesn’t speak much. BUT WHEN #HE DOES. that little κατινα knows too much. anyways. then we've got exer who lives with his dad and hes the popular guy at school #his best friend david who lives with dad and then there's David's twin- Brenda who lives with their mom #and Pamela who used to be friends with brenda but shit happened #in most recent chapters we met new characters like Timothy Ken and Lola? help i forgot her name #wait was his name ken or kev #whatever the other guy is named Timothy i know that #those 3 became close friends at detention. they've been there since like- last year #they did shit. wasn't their fault. i mean ok yeah it was- but it was an accident you know? they're good kids #oh there's also a cat named Lucy-fuurrr #and i need to go to sleep #jackson's diary #webtoon #comic #sugarenia talks #sugarenia thoughts

[xhanisai]

I do kind of feel a bit spoilt with how the fandom pre-pandemic would share my work easily (fics getting hundreds and even thousands of notes on tumblr and on AO3 immediately and arts getting thousands of notes too). Back then, my work was so eUGH compared to the work I create now which is so much more polished and well thought out.

And now? It’s such a struggle for my art to reach even a hundred notes on this app alone and my fics take a long time to accumulate some attention on ao3. At first I thought it was because my creations have gotten WORSE lol but then I realised it’s been happening to all my friends too online.

Kinda sad tbh.

#delete later #i know that X amount of likes or notes on work doesn't necessarily mean that it's great quality #but i like seeing and knowing that people out there on the internet are enjoying what i put out #and i want more people to see what i can do if that makes sense? #my mentality is a little fucked right now because in the past i created mainly for me and i enjoyed what i did to an extent #but now i'm at that stupid stage where i hate everything i draw and get bored of my own writing and i don't like that #so validation online sort of helps with that mentality to go away #i can't keep up with internet art trends to get the attention on my work that i want that is not a realistic and healthy way of life #and i refuse to touch any salt or negativity in the ml fandom just to get the hivemind to find my work #my most popular work on ao3 is only popular because of lila karma and that makes me so mad because i write 100000x better than that LMAO #but people just wanna see a 14 yr old italian nightmare girl get expelled from school over and over again and i'm just tired af of it #as for art with twitter it's a bit of a russian roulette #you don't know what will be a banger and what won't unless you pay special attention or have a decent following or are always grinding #i don't think my art is for tumblr #i do appreciate the few people who always love and reblog it but i've always known from the start that my art isn't what would be popular #on this hellsite #oh well it is what it is #also don't worry i'm never gonna stop drawing nor am i ever gonna stop writing those two are literally my only outlets of my life #and the only way i can get emotions and feelings out of my body without exploding #and i am still madly in love with ML and will always be obsessed with it #i just miss how the prepandemic fandom would interact with my work and let me know what they thought and all the asks they sent about the #aus i created #it was a good period on this hellsite for me

[valgeristik]

Through the anxious twilight, the cigarette smoke, The candle's nervous flame reflects in the mirror [...] I'm playing a game meant for strong men [...] You don't know what I am, for sure I am the energy of the explosion, I am the echo of the storm I'm not dangerous yet, but that's just for now

You don’t know yet How serious this will be

POV: youre a lost visiting noble who accidentally walked into the room of the younger Cousland heir and Man, There’s Something Wrong With Her,

(yes of course its fleur again) (Noel is a she/he legend)

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noel i love how hes from a noble family i love that there has always been something Feral in there, but she has to keep up appearances, he has to be Normal, has to not be an embarrassment to the family, has to play a Role.

but that something is still There, so close to the surface, and it’s so easy to catch a glimpse of it when she lets her guard down, but its so hard to place your finger on what it is exactly you caught a glimpse of... and then she goes thru trauma and loses the restraint she had on herself and becomes a grey warden who is Absolutely Unhinged and youre like Ah. Thats What It Was

#dragon age #dragon age origins #dragon age warden #noel dao oc #kunst huli #man. translating russian songs into english and making them sound as decent as the original is hard huh #anyway this is the SECOND art where noel's reflection isnt behaving as a reflection #and theres another fleur song i could link abt this but i htihnk ill be insane abt that one in private. for now #also the issue with a blond lil mustache is that u can hardly see it but i PROMMY its there... #ok tho for those interested the other song that has to do with mirrors n everything #is fleur - легион #in conclusion #im absolutely normal about noel #OH UM. UM. ALSO #i do like to think noel's voice is similar to that of the singer #i think it contrasts with her Violence in a very satisfying way

[ani4detal]

Dima Shaxno. Good looking and there’s a lot more to see of him out there...

#dima shaxno #oh those russians #stop invading ukraine

[uuuhshiny]

Пиво, шашлычок, дача ...

Хорошо...

Жить... жить хорошо :D

#by uuuhshiny #personal #oh those russians

[cuteniaarts]

More art of @silima’s OCs, this time featuring Kali, aka the love of my life, + a small infodump of almost everything I know about her. Can’t believe it took me this long to get around to drawing her, considering she’s been living in my head rent free for like a year lol

Bonus version without all my incessant rambles in case you don’t want to look at my shabby handwriting:

#my art #artists on tumblr #original characters #friend’s oc #kali #my brain was going ‘gay gay homosexual gay’ the entire time I was drawing this #can you blame me truly?? #again she’s like exactly my type what was I supposed to do #not fall in love with her??? #actually in that one comic where she had just stabbed nikita’s eye out she looks a lot like suiren #and well... I’m that one person who falls in love with her own OCs #don’t get me wrong I don’t love her just because she looks like ming-hua or suiren #(and a bit like p’li with the braid tbh) #those little coincidences just make me love her even more #I am truly and completely obsessed #girl you got me helpless look into your eyes and the sky’s the- *gets shot* #got possessed by my 13 yo self for a second there don’t mind that #oh also when I say marriage #I am keeping in mind that it is a capitalistic patriarchal institution #and I’m russian so I can’t legally marry her even if it wasn’t a capitalistic patriarchal institution #and obviously her and Soleil are adorable and I would never break them up #BUT THEORETICALLY I WOULD MARRY HER OKAY #I AM STILL ASKING FOR HER HAND IN MARRIAGE #OKAY RANT OVER I’M DONE

[crowcryptid]

very random

does anyone know a decent usb mic and wireless earbuds that aren’t stupidly overpriced. Under $100 each.

priorities for a mic : doesn’t need a desk mounted arm (the way my desk is built won’t work with one) and no headset style mics.

Priorities for earbuds : long battery while playing (6+ hours) and good for working out (at least some noise cancelling and they don’t fall out easily)

I’m being lazy and trying to avoid watching clickbait youtube reviews teehee

#the cons of being the designated ‘idk what to do with tech object let me give it to someone’ guy #I look so fancy with my blue yeti that barely worked for years and finally kicked the bucket #it’s a nice paperweight now #and my AirPods Pro that I also got for free cause the previous owner washed and dried them TWICE #and now I have to pair them like 3 times just to get them to connect #and play Russian roulette with the battery life. it might say 90% but that could mean 1-5 hours. who knows #oh and they don’t charge sometimes #so while they still work. I’d rather get something that’s reliable #and just keep these for the bus cause I don’t give a shit if someone wants to steal broken AirPods #hey. phone. stop autocorrecting the capitalization you’re putting to much respect on those things #they’ve been getting worse recently.. charging less and less. I think the end is near for them.

[rowrowronnie]

WAIT HDJBDCSHKAJHBCHDUOE

Your blu scout reads too!? So does mine!!!

OMG I LOVE THE HEADCANON THAT HE READS!!!

i literally LOVE that headcanon, it’s so cute and such a nice way to differentiate the two scouts from one another!!

in my head, blu scout loves to read big books (dostoevsky, albert camus, kafka, etc) and if prompted, will tootally become a huge “erm.. actshually 🤓☝️” guy! he just loves talking about literature and frequently hangs with blu heavy and other readers on the blu team!

they all probably have a book club that meets every third wednesday of the month.. silly guys talking about their silly books…

#my thoughts #scout and heavy with the russian literature.. those two can talk for DAYS about dostoevsky.. #oh my god their convos on war and peace and crime and punishment go crazy .. #i bet blu scout writes poetry too i bet he loves albert camus…. (i am projecting.. i Also love albert camus…) #both heavy and scout try to explain all quiet on the western front to soldier and they just like cant #cause solly keeps relating and is so far gone that he literally can’t comprehend Why war is bad #hashtagptsd hashtagcommunism #but. yeah <3

[paintedporcelaindoll]

I need one for reasons

#I'm normal about these #dollie posts 🤍 #https://pin.it/3xXJyha #<- where I found those #oh god I want to buy one what are they called #all of my pins are in Japanese rn or Russian kjgj #objectophilia #objectosexual #objectum #nsft kinda #plushophilia

[sadistpet]

@mencnfire: (from volgin to raikov - i feel this is looong overdue and i hope you dont mind this v shippy thing T-T c.c)

a soft brush of the backs of knuckles atop skin - a refined cheekbone, traced with touch. volgin's gaze follows his own movement, watches for the breaths of the other - ears pricked for a moan, his own lips eager for a taste. his touch is surprisingly soft and yet the scars of his hands would not go unnoticed. old traces of pain carved into the stony skin of a man more monster than human. does raikov see him as much? he ought to. "i will never grow tired of you-" he speaks in his mother tongue, words a purr - a dangerous one. is volgin's love a blessing or a curse? - perhaps the other knows ( his body certainly would ).

it's akin to a fairy tale, the way raikov finds himself melting helplessly, voluntarily, desperately in his lover's hands. his breath hitches, taut chest rising and falling and shuddering with every staggered inhale, exhale. and his eyes are closed, of course, ebony lashes dark against his snow white skin -- nothing is more important to a soldier than his eyes, and ivan would place his in volgin's palms a hundred times over.

❝ nor will i ever grow tired of you, molniya. ❞ he coos on the tail end of a delicate moan. and it's true, oh, how it's true ; he feels as though their veins themselves are laced together in an unbreakable tie. symbiotic. dependent. perfect.

pink lips still bearing the traces of lipstick find purchase in kissing the scarred hand caressing his cheek. he kisses so tenderly his lips may as well be ghosting over the harsh breaks in skin, deep and dark scarred flesh torn across large palms that nonetheless cradle him like porcelain. his own hand settles over volgin's, small and flawless in comparison, slim fingers sliding between the other man's. the subtle thrum of electricity buzzes through his bloodstream, every throb of his heart a reminder of its presence, of volgin’s presence, and how the younger man let him utterly possess him.

perhaps it is a curse. perhaps it was like the fairy tales he occupied himself reading in the library, stories of princesses locked away in towers and guarded by dragons. and were it so, raikov had sunken his teeth deep into the poison apple, impaled his hand on the spinning wheel, and fallen into it willingly. ❝ i love you. ❞ his lips curl into a smile, ice blue eyes opening to meet his partner's gaze. ❝ so very much, zhenya. so much it hurts. ❞ and as if to punctuate his point, he presses those delicately puckered lips into the other's palm, never once breaking eye contact.

#SOOO OBSESSED WITH THEM #smacks them together like barbie doll and wrestler doll #had to get those fairy tale parallels in there. god theyre so the moment #OH FOR REFERENCE </3 molniya is russian for lightning. zhenya is a diminutive of yevgeny ^-^ JIC #ivans definitely the type to use excessive nicknames <3 hes a little annoying but like work #g: ¦ ❝ in character. ❞ #v: ¦ ❝ v. mgs3. ❞ #mencnfire

[freyjuseggr]

how the hell do you decide on what language to learn?

#like. ive been wanting to pick up german again but then im like oh i should learn yiddish instead #and then im like huh but biblical hebrew would actually have more applications #but then also my gf is interviewing for a phd that would involve travel and so will be learning russian #and i think all of those are rlly cool and fun ideas but. how the fuck do i choose?