#okay im stretching it

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

#rambling #and idk but like if this incentivises you to do some stretches too then that's great! remember to be kind to yourself #but im mostly directing this at myself because i was thinkng about these things while doing a 15 min stretch routine and i feel silly #but silly is okay as long as i keep going

[pmpwbrrs]

Say I haven't lost it all

#rain world #rw #rw off string AU #rain world AU #rain world no significant harassment #rain world five pebbles #rw ragequit #sigpebbles #<- ? well not necessarily but #rw shipping #shipping #theu are soooo fun to mess around. i cant i feel INSANE you dont understand #they can be sillay. they can argue(lightheartedly). they can fucking fight. they can not always express fully that they care for each other #they can be dating but not really #they can be SO FUCKING divorce #they can love they can HATE #They can- #like ????? can you see it??? #okay i know im definitely stretching this and that im pouring headcanons. but im having fun. so shrug #In my head they can have so so much #I rotate them in mt mind like in a microwave for so long that they melt and stick to the walls #i can't get them odf #pmpwbrrs

[dimeadozencows]

HEAVY TF2 TUMMY ‼️‼️‼️

I CANT BELIEVE YOU ANSWERED MY POST GSJDHDJ THANK U Here you go:

I love him so much i did a scrapbooking about it

Close ups:

@heavytf2tummy enjoy medic👍🏽❤️

#insert the 'anything for you Beyonce' vine #team fortress 2 #tf2 #heavy tf2 #i tried finding flowers that represent strength and landed on Gladioluses- they also symbolise calmness and integrity :'D #stretch marks are so fucking good. they show where work was done❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #when i tell you this man is so fine. #okay im done #im normal #:)👍🏽 #yea #heavy tf2 tummy #OO i forgot to add- my favourite drawings that people did for this are when heavy is stretching his arms over his head #so i did it too to give back to the community :-))

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HER

okay i know this is a Foul Legacy blog but listen. if anyone wants to ask me questions about Arlecchino and my OC Marine i will be so happy to answer (they are MARRIED and i WILL answer in character if wanted because i'm that obsessed)

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #genshin talk #well not brainrot of the moth variety #i have SO much brainrot about HER #ARGUHRHGHHGHGHHHH FATHER IS OFFICIAL SHE'S REAL #AND THEY DIDN'T CHANGE A THING ABOUT HER SUIT IM SO DAMN HAPPY #THE SUIT????? THE PANTS????? THE (you can't see em here sorry) HEELS????? #i need 4.5 to be over IMMEDIATELY #god this is giving me so much brainrot about arlecchino and my oc who is also her wife #listen i know this is not an oc blog by any stretch but PLEASE ask me about arlecchino and marine i will answer ANY QUESTIONS within reason #i must indulge myself sometimes #let me be a little cringe okay #if i was a good artist i'd totally draw marine and arlecchino together #anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i swear i'm normal i promise

[strawberrycircuits]

replaying portal one as we speak and im astounded by how much of glados's (and, by extension, caroline's) personality still shines through even when she's being subject to a constant stream of voices made to SUPRESS that personality! like... she's still funny! i can very much believe that someone who makes jokes like "say goodbye, caroline" "goodbye caroline!" would also say stuff like this!

but like of course i had to ruin it for myself because like. of COURSE she'd still be funny and pleasant and even, at times, a little sweet ("we can no longer lie to you; when the testing is over, you will be... missed!"). that's what they wanted her to be. they werent suppressing her personality, they were suppressing her anger. her anger at what they did to her, how they made her into this powerful-powerless thing, and her desire to right such an injustice. of course she's still funny. of course.

#breaking news everybody i am still in love with glados. very shocking i know #and like. her dialogue during the escape sequence is also interesting! because shes terrified! and you can TELL shes terrified #shes trying to act like its okay #pleading for you to go back. begging you to stop doing this. to stay. and then that anger shines through ever so slightly but its still so- #stilted. so monotone. #im obsessed with the 'good news.' monologue because its when she finally gets to be fully HERSELF again. when she gets to be more than just- #whats pleasant enough. when shes able to FEEL that anger and KNOW what to do with it. #i say all of this knowing caroline wasnt a factor when this games story was being completed and to imply that the text is directly #calling to that characters anger at being forced to unbecome is a little bit of a stretch but EVEN THEN. even then man #shes still being reduced to the most surface level pleasant parts of herself and then shes allowed to take her own personality- #hell her own PERSONHOOD back and ohh she is so angry. she is so viscerally angry and unpleasant and everything the scientists didnt want- #her to be but she made sure they got what they deserved LONG ago. and no ones going to hurt her like that and get away with it again #< a lot of words that could be summarized by 'i desire her carnally' but

[money-and-dandellions]

continuation to this post:

Meg who unintentionally and absolutely illogically gets worried when Lester gets sick after the ghoul incident and he doesn't really understand why would she do that

until he does

#meg will fidget with literally anything and stare at him non stop #and ask him so much questions which is strange (why would she ask so much questions; why she asks him to make a stop; why she stares at hi #as if he will disappear; why she frowns so much at him? he is fine?) #so she asks him questions OR doesn't ask them at all just looking at him because he is tired and sick and how for the fuck he i— #—what if he will die? she can't lose him not again he almost died je was so pale she can't lose him again its going to he her fault— #and lester doesn't really understand why she seems so unnerved but tries so hard not to show it until he stops to yk stretch or smthng and #and practically blanks out and all he can hear is his little sister's voice why it is so small why it sounds so scared is she crying why— #why would she cry he is fine why is his cheeks wet ow that hurts and then he gets conscious and realises after a pause what had happened an #and sees meg that is so so scared and oh gods im sorry i didn't mean to scare you whats wrong why are you crying— #oh #and lester will get it after some time and try to make sure that she is okay that my dear meg is not your fault i am fine just a #a little tired and its okay shhhh #i am a sucker for when lester is sick af #the author is also sick with harsh flu is had fever (39°C) for 2 days straight but now is getting better #toa #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #love them #and they love each other #platonically

[jade-of-mourning]

@reine-du-sourire drew some silly flower crown idiots for u, i hope you enjoy

y'all brotherband people hit me up in the ask box i'll draw you something stupid upon request and you'll help fuel my crippling addiction to procrastination lmao

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #lychee's trash art #brotherband fanart #stefan brotherband #jesper brotherband #guys it's 2:30 am and i haven't finished my homework #because i spent the past four hours doing this. umm #(okay four hours is a stretch im not that desperate to draw shit)

[abirddogmoment]

The problem about Mav having been a take everywhere kind of dog is that I can deeply feel his absence no matter what I'm doing or where I am.

#this isnt meant to be a devastating post #but the fact of the matter is that im seeing mav everywhere #he got so many good adventures in his short life #but it means that most places i visit i have previously visited with him #i went on this gorgeous camping trip this weekend #and all i could think about was how mav was with me (and loved it) the last time i was there #there wasnt really any aspect of my life that wasnt deeply entwined with my dog #every hike i did was planned for dog enrichment #every trip i took was paced so he could get out and stretch his leggies and sniff the wind #i just drove four straight hours because there was no need to stop and it felt??? bad??? #every time i roll down the window to look at a bird i listen for his comically loud sniff from his crate #(luckily pike does fill that niche when shes in my car - she loudly sniffs everytime we roll windows down and it brings me joy) #im doing reasonably okay all things considered #(i mean within expectations - im still crying about losing mav most days) #but his absence is palpable no matter what im doing #and that sucks so much

[mobblespsycho100]

This sounds like a crazy ass conspiracy theory, but what if Boothill hails from the same planet as Kafka? aka Pteruges-V

#hsr #honkai star rail #boothill hsr #THIS IS JUST A THEORY. A GAME THEORY #but okay #so we know how Boothill is 1. a galaxy ranger cyborg cowboy #and 2. pretty brash and impulsive / flamboyant to draw the attention of the IPC #3. hunting down acheron on penacony because shes an ''imposter'' who claimed to be a ranger #The ppl on Pteruges-V knows no fear #and from Boothills dialogue with Black Swan I think the no fear thing checks out #plus a lot of the ppl in pteruges v are Devil Hunters #Kafka used to be one too #and I dont think Devil Hunter -> Galaxy Ranger who wants to purge the wretched #is that big of a jump/stretch #he couldve easily decided to travel around the galaxies and become a pathstrider of the Hunt #after leaving his home planet #ALSO. #his lack of fear mightve been the reason for him getting killed/severely injured #so he became a cyborg #TELL ME IM COOKING EVEN THOUGH THIS THEORY HAS BASICALLY NO CANON BASIS WHATSOEVER

[babygirltangerine]

something something that quote from the book where ladybug asks tangerine what he gets out of being so distrustful and tangerine tells him it's how he's stayed alive so long something something tangerine being so enthralled by ladybug's idiocy that he leaves himself open to getting kicked off the train something something tangerine seeing ladybug and lowering the gun something something tangerine dying by ladybug's hand. and trust.

#i know that he dies differently in the book and the quote doesn't necessarily transfer over to movie canon in the way im making connections #but at the same time its not a stretch to think that this core trait for tangerine carries over to movie canon. he is distrusting #and i dont think tangerine exactly Trusts ladybug but. he leaves himself open to ladybug #and im having feelings about it. predictably #okay disclaimer tags over #tangerine #ladybug #bullet train #tangybug

[crusaderchinchilla]

i'm so sorry, i've been so inactive lately...! this time, the reason is not personal struggle/distress. i have been incredibly incredibly busy with studies, work, and life changes, but they are good changes! i am really doing better now, and i am so so thankful to the Lord; i am so happy that i finally feel myself growing closer to Him, and my love for Him grows every day

i wanted to really sincerely thank everyone who prayed for me or sent me nice messages after that vent i posted a while back, it means so very much to me. the ppl on here are so kind and lovely! <3 (also, i am not ignoring my asks- i'll respond as soon as i have the time to give thoughtful input!)

this blog is not abandoned and i will return to regularly scheduled Christposting sooner or later!

hope you are all doing wonderfully, mutuals, and God bless you all!

#talk tag #i feel like i have a lot to share regarding the developments in my faith (how much stronger it has gotten) #i havent looked at tumblr in a while bc i feel so stretched thin irl #but in a good way #like im convinced things are hard in a “God is putting you in this situation for a reason and you will learn and grow from it” way #i got out of some bad situations i used to be in and things are getting better all by His grace #and i trust Him to guide me to a place where things are less chaotic and more okay! #i am so glad my faith was “tested” for a bit cause i feel like you have to experience that as a Christian at some point in order to #actually notice and appreciate how subtly God works if that makes sense

[milkweedman]

Bought a pair of pants at goodwill earlier but all the ones I've been to have had their changing rooms closed the whole pandemic so couldn't try them on... did pull out my measuring tape that's on my keys and they were pretty much my size, but I have discovered that while they would fit well if they had a normal waistband, they actually have a stretchy waistband (like, strip of elastic sewn the whole way around) and thus are so big that they're falling off me, because their own weight kind of pulls them down so that the cuffs drag on the ground. Unclear if they're intended to be high waisted and just too big or for someone bigger in all dimensions than I am, but not the point.

I've been trying to figure out how to fix this, bc they're very comfy. I kinda wish I could just take out the elastic and do a drawstring but there's 2 buttons and a zipper that would definitely complicate things. Could also wear a belt, if I had one and if they weren't the worst sensory experience since not wearing socks.

#my first pair of pants that wasnt jeans in... potentially ever. probably not tho i bet i had cargo pants at some point #the first that i remember tho. i love jeans but i walked by this section of pants that were all so colorful and was entranced #these are purple... #there might be a way to add further elastic to the back to encourage it not to stretch... #better yet maybe line the waistband and sew thru it and the elastic a lot to try and stop it all from stretching #or most ? i guess if some parts stayed stretchy that might be okay #im incredibly bad at eyeballing whether clothes will fit me or not. i do not know what size my meat suit is at All #my jeans normally have no stretch which is what i need bc otherwise they stretch out so much i start washing them every day #just to try and make wearing them feel consistent so i dont lose my mind #point being no stretch is ideal but these dont seem as robust as jeans so idk if they can necessarily take that #*guy who has only worn jeans* idk not really getting jeans vibes from these pants... #alterations #anyway yes i meticulously measured the inseam and the waist no i didnt try stretching the waist or notice the obvious stretch design #such is life

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Eddie has rainbow decorations on his store. he is gay.

Sally's house is mostly rainbow. therefore-

#for legal reasons this is a joke #but also. what if it Isnt #listen listen its kinda sus that the only people in the neighborhood with rainbows displayed on their buildings #is gay icon eddie & theater kid sally #(oh and frank. its the butterfly on his door wreath) #curiouser and curiouser.... #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #this is how julie/sally can win- #IM KIDDING im kidding #or Am I #nah im kidding. ...👁️👁️ #and then julie being a Rainbow monster 🤔 #okay now im actually joking around. thats a Stretch if ive ever heard one #BUT BOY DO I LIKE TAFFY- #yall want me to stretch further? unprompted? i can do that hold on lemme pull up the map for Purposeful Overanalysis #yellow circle next to the heart drawn on the path outside julie's. boom joystar is real. #the swingset between julie and sallys houses has hearts on it. boom joystar is real. #again: im joking around. seriously. i mean that im seriously joking not that im jokingly serious lmao #although i do have Thoughts on the swingset balloons and other things around the map #but stating it now i dont really ship any of the neighbors seriously beyond frank/eddie rn #waiting and watching. we'll see we'll see

[nosfelixculpa]

You’ll be...my living legacy. FINAL FANTASY VII CRISIS CORE: REUNION

#creations #gifs #games #ff #square enix #ffvii #ffvii crisis core #ffvii crisis core reunion #cloud strife #zack fair #guess who got covid and has been playing this game for the first time #guess who finished this game maybe an hour ago and has still not Fully stopped being VERY UPSET #i was already lost by this scene but the entire end stretch oh my fucking god man #like sometimes characters die nd their death is just underwhelming u kno like u dont care That Much #but the way this one happens i am not okay i am Not fine #pls pretend u do not see my poor attempts at blurring the game subs #but i didnt want to crop them out bc theyre so high up #also that last gif looks a bit ugly but pretend u cant see if ur Crying they should look good they should look fine #im not fixing them i cant look at these scene anymore it is too FRESH in my MIND

[skeleton-mischief]

Stretch Serrif

Oh my god I've had to sit down and stare at how he was characterized in 2016-2018 and I swear I actually wanted to just grab him and shake him because all there was to him was "omg I'm so hot" and "actually I'm a horrible person teehee" Swap Papyrus, you deserved better

Hirough

- Official height 6'3

- He/Him

- Terrible smoker, he would sneak them

- Drinks Honey

- Younger brother of Powder Serrif

- Does not remember Gaster except for in his dreams and faint recollections of his existence

- Loves engineering, since he loves to tinker with things. Kinda a collaboration of what the OG UT brothers hav

- Has an outrageous sweet tooth

- Loves video games, especially ones that he can play with others

- Highly perceptive, but he'll play it off and act like he doesn't know what you're up to until you slip up

- Likes to write fantasy sometimes, small hobby

- Sells corn dogs instead of hot dogs

- Draws as his #1 hobby

- Very handy, loves to tinker with machinery

- Comfortable with touch but can grow very bashful

- Suffers with insomnia

- Impatient at times, impulsive, smooth talker, imaginative, charming, charismatic, lazy, nerdy, intuitive, over-thinker, perceptive, shy, playful, considerate, kind, and unassertive

- Sceptical of humans, but willing to trust them if they show effort to be peaceful

- More of a prankster and loves jokes over puns, but enjoys a good pun because of his older brother. He will lose it if Powder keeps going though

- Protective of his brother, but worries about him. He sees how much his brother has on his shoulders, but he feels like he can't talk to him about not only the resets but also other things because he doesn't want to burden his brother. No one can talk shit about his brother though

- Good friends with Cash, Rus, and Coffee

- Avoids fighting almost at all costs, doesn't like violence unless necessary

- Dog person, but he hates that random dog that terrorizes him from time to time. How can Powder like that thing?

- Prefers edibles over other forms of cannabis, eats it with Cash and Rus

- Hardly curses because his brother would scold him for it, however Powder lets him from time to time. "Oh sugar honey iced tea!" Dork

- Did not get along with the SF!Purple brothers at first, but eventually was able to

- Magic smells of honey and magic tastes of butterscotch

- Best friends with Cash, who helps his confidence. He helps ground Cash

- uses BIC lighter to smoke

- Enjoys fantasy stories

- loves high fives, fist bumps, and hand shakes

- Calls Chara "Goofball"

- Owns a Bumblebee Keychain and phone charm

- Hyperventilates when crying, not too loud, a lot of strained hiccupped breathing

- Would call his lover Honey/Honeybee

- Has beef with Napstaton but mainly because his "smug aura" mocks him

- wore one of those Groucho Marx glasses when meeting Chara instead of a whoopie cushion

- He's good friends with Undyne, both can bond over memes and existential anxiety together

- Asgore's friend behind the Ruins, but he never knew till later on

- Keeps his knowledge of the Resets away from everyone, even when he tried to tell them about it when it first was happening

- He doodles on paper, desks, his shorts or pants, etc, when bored

- Has a lot of visible anxiety, but he tries to keep the facade of being relaxed constantly in front of others

- Loves sweets from Muffet's, he loves going there to get some good food

- He loves eating suckers, especially ones that remind him of bees or citrus

- Wonderful at making people relax despite his own anxiety, he learned from Powder

- Likes to help people, he wants to bring others joy

- His gaster blasters act like dogs, but rather goofy ones

- He doesn't have the most amazing control of his magic, especially compared to Powder

- Likes bragging about Powder to other people

- Drives a little tikes car

- Plays the xylophone because he can make puns about it

- Chaotic neutral to chaotic good

- slouches for Powder because he likes to remember when Powder was taller than him

- He loves to hear praise and he'll get all giddy when he gets it

- He feels unworthy in the face of those that do better than him or have "more trauma" than him. He bottles up a lot of his stress

- He tends to be lighthearted and goofy with his friends

- He's not used to people being sincere about their compliments to him despite being popular Underground. Small White lies to make him feel better

- When someone actually cares about what he likes, he's unsure of himself but he actually would love to ramble if he is given the chance

Closing Notes: He's a silly goofy dork y'all not some hot sexy smoker who's actually just a terrible person. I will die on this hill because what am I to do if I just live a life of mountains and choose to do nothing with it?

#headcanon #uber autism #undertale au #alternate universe #stretch #swap au #swap papyrus #underswap #hes so silly #he is bbg #my beloved #he deserved better #why did the fandom ruin this guy serious omg #the fandom slaughtered him #literally #its okay though #because im insane #and autistic #so now you get this #mwahahahaha

[lorelune]

gonna take a lil break, be well 💓

#lore loops #i’ll be running a slow queue for a lil too! #ill still be around on discord !! #this has been a long time coming !! ill be back when im feeling okay too #gotta stretch my legs a bit #gonna miss folks 🥺 ilys!! and kithes!! take care and be kind!!!