#once.]

[bestmutt]

btw no I didn't forget, here's my tail. (the angle is weird but I was not asking anyone to take it for me hfdsghfsdh)

#FINE you can look at it #Once. #Lee txt #Lee's photos and videos #hea au #rottmnt #tmnt #future leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnthea #happily ever after au #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt

[borom1r]

ik we all love the “Sean Bean climbing a mountain to avoid riding in a helicopter” bit but equally important I think is “Sean Bean never getting the hang of the canoes and needing to be towed back to the right area multiple times bc he just kept fucking getting lost on the river”

#also important context to the helicopter thing is he did in fact HAVE to take a helicopter #once. #and both Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen talk abt it skfhshhf #Orlando rode with him and was like ‘I’ll never forget his hand on my knee. just a complete white-knuckled grip’ #and it was to do the scene where Boromir picks up the ring and Viggo says that 1) he was worried abt Sean being able to do the scene at all #and 2) afterwards he went up like ‘hey.. were you thinking abt the helicopter the whole time’ #and Sean Bean went ‘Yes.’ #so yk. Genuine Stress in that scene lmfao

[ask-papa-terzo]

Papa, you are adorable, and I just wanna pick you up and put you in my pocket and keep you safe

I am a fifty six year old Satanic Pope.

#You may pick me up #Once. #ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #papa emeritus #papa terzo #terzo #papa emeritus iii #ask terzo

[raggstorice]

Ok so. I'm working on Flash Headcanons for Gender but... I don't know that many genders. So in the meantime...

Incorrect Quotes Part: 1

(using the Incorrect Quotes generator)

Heartslabyul

(ft. Che'nya and MC)

Riddle: What does 'take out' mean?

Trey: Food.

Deuce: Dating

Cater: Murder

Ace: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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(At 3am)

Riddle, after drinking too much coffee: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Ace: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Deuce: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Cater: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Ace: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Deuce: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Cater: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Trey, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Riddle: Are any of you d-

Cater: Depressed?

Trey: Drained?

Deuce: Dumb?

Ace: Disliked?

Riddle: -done with Professor Crewel's homework... what is wrong with you people...

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(During winter break Riddle attempts to talk to his mother. It doesn't go well.)

Riddle: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Deuce: Several traffic violations.

Ace: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Cater: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Trey: Also, that’s not our car.

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Trey: Nothing in life is free.

Deuce: Love is free!

Cater: Adventure is free.

Riddle: Knowledge is free.

Ace: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

(Trey was not amused)

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Trey, talking about Che'nya: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Cater: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Riddle: In our pantry!

Trey: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Cater: Is your friend here?

Trey, motioning to Che'nya's floating head: Yeah.

Ace, to Che'nya: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Deuce: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in... about a few months- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Deuce, to Ace and MC: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN ?!

Deuce: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Deuce, to Ace and Mc: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Ace: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT-

MC: THE PRESTIGE!

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Deuce: I’m an idiot.

Ace:

Riddle:

Cater:

Trey:

MC:

Deuce:

Ace: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Ace: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Riddle: Have everyone stand.

Deuce: Bring three more chairs!

Cater: The most important ones can sit down.

Trey, quietly: Kill three.

Everyone: ... :0

(unhinged Trey gives me fuel)

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Riddle: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Trey: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Deuce: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Cater: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Ace: My moral code, is that you?

Riddle:

Riddle: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father gave me but do you guys need a hug?

(Dad Rosehearts is a good father agenda.)

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Riddle: What did you guys get in your yearbook? I got 'most likely to succeed'

Ace, confused: 'Prettiest Smile'

Cater, totally not bitter: 'Nicest Personality'

Deuce, also bitter: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Trey: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Trey: What’s something you guys are better than Riddle at?

Deuce: Mario Kart.

Cater: Yeah, video games.

Ace: Emotional vulnerability.

(That's a lie Ace. No one in NRC is good at that.)

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Riddle, trying his best: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Cater: To the town?

Riddle: Yeah, no matter what!

Trey: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Riddle: I... I don't know!

Ace: Oh come off it, be serious!

Riddle: I am serious!

Ace: You're insane!

Deuce: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Riddle: What???

Deuce: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Ace, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

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Riddle: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Ace: Looking right because you left

Deuce: Looking up cause you let me down

Cater: Looking down cause you fucked up

Trey, just trying to bake/ confused on how they got Riddle into this: What is wrong with you guys

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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Deuce will and will not eat.

Ace: Grass? Yes!

Cater: Moss? Yes!!

MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Cater: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Ace: Worms? Sometimes!

MC: Rocks? Usually nah.

Ace: Twigs? Usually!

Cater: Riddle's cooking? Inconclusive...

Trey: How did you… test this?

Ace: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Trey: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Riddle: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Trey, trying to convince Riddle to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Ace: And strict!

Deuce: And grumpy!

Ace: And oblivious to reality!

MC, bitter from Riddle insulting them in chapter one: And a fucking ASSHOLE.

Trey:

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Deuce: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Ace: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Riddle: Three of us saw it, Ace. How do you explain that?

Ace: points at Trey Sleep deprivation. points at MC Paranoia. points at Cater Delusional personality disorder.

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(Playing one of those card games like cards against humanity)

Riddle, reading off the card: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Ace: Rude.

Deuce: That’s fair.

Cater: Not again.

Trey: Are you going to want this back?

Riddle:

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Riddle: Where's Ace, Deuce, and Cater?

Trey: They're playing hide and seek.

Riddle: Where?

Trey: I don't think you get how this game works.

(Riddle with his lack of childhood)

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(Authors Note: Hope you enjoy this while I figure out both their gender and my own...)

#twisted wonderland #riddle rosehearts #ace trappola #deuce spade #cater diamond #trey clover #che'nya twst #chenya #twst mc #twst yuu #inccorect quotes #divus crewel #mentioned #hes there #once. #disney twst #twst

[graviconscientia]

Oh, you think you're sooooo funny. Ceilings tall enough. You have clearance in my hive, don't you?

#ic #No but you actually are so funny I did laugh!! #Once. #That's all you're getting.

[therealslimstrider]

#Link me I hate noise when I'm trying to sleep but I need bg noise for work. #In exchange I'll do what you tell me. #Once.

[minophus]

"Relax, Angel." the King of Greed said relaxedly.

#the joke here is that sisyphusbisnt relaxed at all. hes tense out of his fucking mind. hes dealing w several cramps in his feet and side at #once. #Earlier days before he trusted him.

[pbpsbff]

the only scene in the walking dead that i physically cannot watch is noah’s death. like holy fuck something about it just makes me feel sick

#and not to be like oh i watched all the other death scenes im so edgy #but IVE BEEN ABLE TO SIT THRU EVERYTHING ELSE #IVE WATCHED HIS DEATH ONCE #ONCE. #because i just cant rewatch it #it ufhhthdgdgnsh #walking dead spoilers #i guess #twd

[gimmic-ky]

I think I mentioned it b4 but santiago is kind of max but not really. like. they share the same base concept of being dragon princes (max has moved on from this but it's still a part of him)

#I never really got to do anything with it as baby fonso cuz max's story would never get prioritized when playing with friend's except like. #once. #sorry this is so fucking long ago but I'm still bitter over it. less cuz of like. the actual thing and more just cuz it's been a running th #ng in my entire life I am never taken seriously my thoughts n ideas are not taken seriously #<- sorry. thinking abt it makes me mad

[emile-hides]

Luck is a cruel mistress who never bothers to look my way

#Emile's Arts #I'm going to be over the top upset about this for the rest of my life #The WORM #THE RING #THE SOCKS AND SLIPPIES AND LITTERALLY EVERY DELTARUNE ITEM ON FAN GAMER #SOBBING CRYING I NEVER WIN ANYTHING EVER #All my luck went into being gay with good parents and that's it #All my luck was used up before I was born to make sure my mom remained mentally stable so I could be Transgender and safe #Which like cool thanks but also #I would love to just. #ONCE. #Win one of these weird sweepstakes free items things #Without having to be in a contest with exactly three participants #I also can't afford the Spamton Plush for who knows how long #I am LACKING in Spamton content #To all the winners a giant congrats #Especially to Mettaton himself for winning the corpse incredibly fitting #I should have made burner emails..... asked my mom to use hers.......... something.....

[tangerine-soccer]

Neymar is my second favorite player in football history.

I never thought I would have to start watching the Arab football league... #SAD

#neymar jr #al hilal fc #what have you done to me baby? 😭😭😭 #I wanted to see him play in the premier #ONCE.

[ghostlygravekeeper]

Never have I ever accidentally given someone a heart attack?

✅

#Once. #😬 #RP blog #IC

[zemnarihah]

i just found out brendon urie is exmormon.... nobody talk to me...

#i dont think he should be allowed to do that i think he should reconvert. only cool people who i like are allowed to be exmormon #wow.... he really left the church and then made high hopes.ok. #good thing i didnt find this out when i was 14 otherwise i would have been obsessed w patd instead of fob and can you imagine.... i would #be so much less cool now #u know what though i WAS obsessed specifically wa this is gospel. and maybe that was us like exmo to exmo communication. maybe he did get i #once. #exmo tag #zem diary

[performapals]

i should. make a promo request post for my edit blog. but also i dont know anybody ever and i dont like mentioning strangers in posts

#koi.txt #i have actually only ever gotten a request on it. #once. #i probably just need to make more sillies (posts) on it but also idk what to make hashtag girl

[waheelawhisperer]

I figure whether or not Yang reacts much to Weiss having Mini-Gigsy snitch her fries depends on whether the venue gets pissy if you play Summon Hackeysack. Still beats trying to reclaim your share of baked goods from the petal gremlin.

No, no, Weiss doesn't send her summons to steal Yang's food, she just tries to grab it off the plate like a tiny feral gremlin.

#rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #she tried the summons once #once.

[punkrockgenasiashton]

.

#I have no problem with Taliesin and Sam doing the MAJORITY of the talking #I just wish they'd play a fucking high Charisma class #and not speak before the players with high Charisma classes speak #in an entire meeting with Ormit Hass Fjord [the Charisma Class Player] has barely said a word #And Nott & Cad [whose charisma scores COMBINED is less than Fjord's] haven't stopped talking #once.