#one direction infection

[yiippii]

One Direction is the best boyband the world has ever known, argue with my cock

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[1dfunfacts]

Welcome to...

One Direction Fun Facts!

THINGS TO KNOW ✨✨✨

I post in the style of the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction

Here is the template I made (posted from my main blog)

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[monkadirectioner]

The boys didn't just helped me with my mental health really...

Now I'm eating healthy food too 😁

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[goofyjelly]

the one direction infection is a lethal and incurable disease

#goofy jelly thoughts #one direction #1d #one direction infection

[emokuksugare]

cause you make me strong

#one direction for life #one direction infection #pr04na #one direction

[fennel-tea]

That Awful OTP Meme, or: my Binah/Hod manifesto

I originally posted this on twitter but while this is mostly tongue-in-cheek I actually have a lot of thoughts on these two that are generally summarized by [god DAMN I love the interplay of two people who are varying degrees of Terrible]

or just, like, a Hannigram meme.

#fennelart #project moon #binah/hod #lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corporation spoilers #the thing is that binah has never had regrets. binah has never had the time or desire to let herself have regrets #hod on the other hand is Full of them. she is someone who is trying very hard to be a good person #but is going at it from an entirely selfish direction (circa lobcorp) and just ends up completely sucking anyway #which is honestly part of her appeal to me? #i like the idea of them picking each other apart which is a thing that is extremely one sided at first because. it’s Binah #but even binah is still human albeit an extremely fucked up one and I think if hod manages to poke her head out of her own issues she could #start to see where the lines are #also she (binah) is locked in a basement and bored as shit and will take anything remotely interesting at this point #hence where I put her on the devoted scale versus indifferent #could you call it romance? #it’s not healthy in the slightest but no ship with binah involved is lmao #anyway this whole essay in the tags is mostly to say I’m proud of myself for the black damage joke lmao #periodic black damage and a -50% debuff to your stats. its the give and take you know how it is #shoutouts to the person writing binah/hod in the ao3 tag like two years ago you thoroughly infected my brain

[the-acid-pear]

The thing about the painter analog that people don't get and makes them hate it is that at heart this isn't a serious horror story. This is pure gore not only for the sake of gore but for the sake of camp. Once I was talking of to my dad laughing at the guy who had his face sanded off and he was like yeah not new they did that in Jason already 🙄 which was later reinforced by UrbanSpook admitting this is inspired by those old 80s slasher which should tell you everything.

I'm saying this bc i saw a video pairing it with Playground and the incest game and while I don't know the second I watched a video on playground once and the difference is that that book is trying to tell a story and say something on top of the gore but the later makes it hard to care. Which is kind of the issue another "gone too far" piece of media my beloved A Serbian Film runs into where you cannot take yourself too seriously if you also want to show over the top violence or you'll lose the audience.

OF COURSE there are exceptions like Hostel, Saw and 😏 the human centipede ☺️ (cocksucker for that movie and it's more serious points, though it barely counts bc the gore is very tame save for in 2) and I couldn't exactly tell you what's the difference between what makes them work and what doesn't but still.

But I'm getting off topic I'm not here to say which media is good or not I'm here to point out the painter is not a serious story that asks you to care for the characters it's a over the top schlocky gore that asks you to go GROOOOSS or laugh at the over the top brutality it presents. Which is very standard in horror.

#luly talks #urbanspook #the painter analog horror #also yes actually I'll mention THC again bc that movie is deemed to go ''too far'' which is joked about often in its sequels #in 3 after the inmates at the prison watch the movie they echo the opinions of the public (calling the director sick saying he'd be jailed #etc except for my best friend who GETS IT and is laughing ILY BESTIE) and 2 is a direct response to the reaction of 1 #while 1 is an extremely fucking tame horror movie BY ALL FUCKING MEANS (1 surgery scene and its so clean. after that just a tad bit of blood #and some minor infection) they made a movie that ACTUALLY went too far #and i ironically enough hate it despite appreciating this bc it just isn't fun for me. because it's trying a bit too hard. #but in case you don't know. one of the links of the centipede is a pregnant woman. she escapes and gives birth in the car. baby falls on the #brakes. she steps on its head. #pointing it out since children seem to be the point ppl go THIS IS TOO FAR #i personally found the baby squishing the highlight of the movie. second to that is. the barbed wire rape #which i didn't like because i don't enjoy seeing women be raped in my movies but its like #so funny man. literally bro put barbed wire on his cock. like that's just iconic #what shit like this and the painter are trying to achieve is simple shock. and that's FUN. #if you dont find it fun that's literally okay it simply isn't your piece of cake but that doesn't mean its bad or it shouldn't exist. #like i still see ppl insult it like GROW UP... THIS KIND OF HORROR HAS EXISTED FOREVER STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAN

[nibeul]

another thing that I've noticed is that a lot of the antagonist characters in kingdom face their deaths through the same methods they notably used to kill others

#not sure if that part is intentional but like the nobles of dongnae dying to the infected after abandoning the peasants to be eaten... #the palace guards dying to arrows after shooting a number of villagers in jiyulheon #the direct claims of the cho clan poisoning the nation and than hak ju dying to poison #and then the queen dying from the plague that she started #something something poetic justice #kingdom 2019 #oh another one beom il dying to beheading ie the first thing we see him doing when he's introduced

[batfamfucker]

I just realised Britney's album In The Zone didn't release until November 2003, and the apocalypse starts in September of 2003 in The Last Of Us show. The world never got to hear Toxic by Britney Spears. Devastating.

#You know Sarah would've loved it #And Ellie #My heart #Joel was never forced to listen to Toxic on repeat when it came out by Sarah #I wish they'd kept it starting in 2013 instead but alas 😭 They missed an entire decade of bangers #I feel like Sarah would've had a little pink CD player covered in blue butterfly stickers #She never got to torment Joel with One Direction whilst making breakfast #You know she’d be a Swiftie #Not even Katy Perry 😭 #It's okay she got three Britney albums and Beyonce's Dangerously In Love album. She got Destiny's Child #No Single Ladies though 😭 Or Best Things I never Had which is one of my favourites from Beyonce #Her vocals #Wait she also didn't get Rihanna. No Umbrella 😭😭😭 #Okay she got a tiny bit of Avril Levigne #But no Lady Gaga. Sobbing tbh #Overall this removes the possibility of seeing Joel and Ellie kill infected to Toxic by Britney Spears. Devastating #The Last Of Us #TLOU #The Last Of Us spoilers #TLOU Spoilers #Kinda. Not really #Just in the case tho #I would've been one (Just about to turn two) if it happened in 2003. And 11 (Almost 12) if it happened in 2013. Wild

[declanscunt]

zayn is so hot his voice is so hot what have i become

#one direction infection……..real disease!!! stay away

[ajkaruu]

love sanji's brief descent into insanity at water seven.

#he got hit by a triple whammy #thought zoro infected him w his bad sense of direction #thought he hallucinated robin or smth #then mistakes kaku for usopp #watching one piece

[mzyraj]

Sometimes you look around at the lives of people around you and it's just not fair :(

#though tbf I'm looking in one direction in particular #any other direction and I'm pretty lucky #I could have it much worse #I'm still being infected by broodiness

[pochapal]

health update: last week's sickness kind of went away then it came back real bad and i've been in bed all sopping wet and pathetic these last two days but i think as this evening's progressed i'm past the worst of it so all things considered i am fundamentally in the same state i was in seven days ago only now a process has occurred

#:) #having a parent that works at a primary school when there's a tonsillitis outbreak is soooo slay <3 <3 <3 #my immune system has straight up not been having a good time these last few months #i could say it's a post-covid/post-pandemic restrictions lifting thing #but i was constantly also getting fresh child imported plagues even back in 2019 and earlier #i think the real problem here is that i am at home all the time and my only exposure to the outside world is through kid diseases lmao #evidence of this is that 2020 i was not really sick at all nor was i in the autumn/winter of 2016 when i moved out that one time #the common link between me and good health is when i do not have a direct exposure pipeline to these kids' pathogens #so like either i need to become more immune to all illnesses or these kids need to stop transmitting infections for the rest of forever

[goofyjelly]

should I be asleep right now? of course. will that stop me from giggling and kicking my feet while watching One Direction interviews and performances? of course not.

#goofy jelly thoughts #i am ILL #i have the one direction infection yall 😊 #😭 #help 😭😭😭 #one direction #one direction infection

[emokuksugare]

ja valborg icon pop off pussy queen cunty hunty bitch

#rpdr #rupaulsdragraceallstars #pr04na #one direction for life #one direction infection

[roseshirtlouis]

collected them like pokémons 😏🤭

#spotify wrapped #louis tomlinson #niall horan #one direction #zayn #one direction infection never leaves