#or at least not in the near future

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

“That one time Barnaby broke somebody’s jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting Wally & almost got expelled <3”

Full story please? <3

WITH PLEASURE!

for those who are slightly confused, this is for 'my' modern human au! well. modern-ish!

okay so when they were in freshman year / 9th grade, Barnaby and Wally are soldily Bonded. they are a set, do not separate. they receive a lot of shit for this, because some kids are assholes and that's especially true for 14yr olds. and it's 2006. so Wally and Barnaby get teased/bullied a lot for their closeness. at this point they're kind of used to it. they met early in 7th grade and have been inseparable ever since. most of it slides off of them

but what is Barnaby was having an especially stressful week? one of those weeks were everything is going wrong, nothing is working out. so Barn is at the end of his rope, and then one of the main kids who likes to bother them insults Wally specifically, and badly. like it's some next level So Bad Its Almost Impressive shit. at present Barnaby is walking to his next class with Wally and Poppy. so Barnaby just kind of stops in place, mentally chooses violence, turns, walks up to the kid, and punches him as hard as he can. it knocked the bully out instantly and broke his jaw.

and keep in mind that at this point in time, Barnaby isn't the big strong guy he is later on. he hasn't had his main growth spurt yet. and he still packed enough of a punch to do Damage - which makes him even more intimidating when he Does hit his growth spurt and towers over practically everyone

the pros of this event: Frank and Julie were watching, and Frank respected Barnaby's response so much that he allowed Julie to bring him to hang out with the growing friend group at lunch / asshole kids were less inclined to insult Wally and Barnaby (or his friends) to their faces

cons: Eddie was also watching and was too scared of Barnaby for the rest of their school career to try and talk to him or his friends / Barnaby nearly got expelled but did get suspended, and that's a permanent mark on his record

so the kid goes down, everyone freaks out. Barnaby is still too angry to feel anything other than pissed off vindication. naturally higher Authorities (teachers) come to get the unconscious student to the (i almost said vet) nurse's office, and to bring Barnaby to the principle's office. they call Ms. Beagle and have her come pick him up. Wally has stuck like glue to Barnaby pretty much the whole time, except for when Barnaby was in the office to get chewed out / interrogated. when Ms. Beagle is done w/ her conversation with the principle, she takes Barnaby and Wally home.

there, Barnaby is still worked up, and as "punishment" Ms. Beagle has him do some menial tasks alongside his usual after school chores. Wally tags along, of course, and asks why the hell Barnaby did that. in a nicer Wally way of asking. this is what breaks the camels back. Barnaby just sits down and starts crying, to which Wally is like "oh no. oh fuck. what do i do." cue a solid minute of him just standing and staring in panic before awkwardly sitting next to Barnaby in solidarity.

when they go inside, Ms. Beagle already has Barnaby's favorite dinner whipped up and ready. She gives him a talk where she's essentially says "blah blah blah violence isn't the answer. however, good job for standing up to that kid. he's an asshole and deserved a good wallop." (listen im a firm believer in ms beagle having been a Wild Youth that would have thrown bricks at cops). Moods are lightened, they have a good dinner. The next day or so they need to go have a meeting with the Injured Kid's parents. that's when they find out Barnaby fully broke the kids jaw (he feels a little bad for that) and that the parents are pushing for his expulsion and also juvie. Ms. Beagle manages to whittle down the sentence to a long suspension and then detention for the rest of the year, as well as her paying the kid's hospital bill.

tl;dr Barnaby punches a kid for insulting Wally, gets a new friend out of it, nearly gets expelled, and gains a mostly unfounded Reputation that dissuades most from outright messing with him or his pals

#julie: theyre fun people! come hang out with us! #frank: i dont want any friends other than you #frank: *witnesses The Incident* hm... ill allow it #this is all Important to me #because barnaby isnt violent? hes a laid back guy. & a wordsmith - he doesnt need his fists in order to deal damage #but then for the rest of his highschool career hes The Scary Guy #especially when he hits that growth spurt #i mean! at least it means his friends are messed with less! #but it also means he tries harder to be disarming and Funny. charming! with excellent self control #he had great self control to start with but yk. anxiety over People Talking #it also means hes less inclined to be rebellious of any kind since he doesnt want to push his luck #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #in the future when eddie is part of the circle he brings up This Incident #theyre all able to laugh about it since its been like... over a decade at that point #but yeah <3 #and barnaby has not punched anyone since! #frank however.... #if there was a fight in their middle/high... he usually was at the center of it. or at least near the center #not that anyone can prove anything! he was very good at not getting caught

[wayward-sherlock]

soooo…

@willelmikes @qulizalfos for you <3

#hello again :3 enjoy this ! #hopefully it will be out … gestures vaguely… in the near future !! #after finals. so at least a week and a half. but hey ! #please please please let me know what you think i need. positive interaction. please #🫧🪴 #byler #wayli writes #wip wednesday #miwip wednesday #Spotify

[grumpy-nyks]

Since Fernweh Saga [by @lacunafiction 💖] lives rent free in my head, I’ve made some doodles 🙈 it was supposed to be a simple exercise, starting and ending with James, but ofc I couldn’t stop there...

Below you can see every single one of them in separate pics.

#fernweh saga #james corvin #ruby verner #reese verner #sofia dorran #the waiter #beckett warrick #becca warrick #oc: davor messer #oc: agnes sigrun #my art? #yeah i think you can see which James was first XD #Sofia got two different versions because I could not stop imagine her without glasses XD and also freckles I love freckles!! #that's why B has them too... For me there isn't a Bee without freckles XD #i've added only two of my babies because i wanted to post those pieces as soon as possible XD #but i think i will make some posts about them in the near future 👀 maybe there's someone who would like to know about them a little more #Aelsa I've tried to follow your google doc and i hope i gave them justice at least a little X"D

[blazingblorbos]

I was busy within the hour this released. but I'm here now and. ... oh boy just bear with me

I'm gonna just... copy/paste my initial thoughts as I watched this, here, for the next couple lines:

Final Results:

Now listen to me, I need to scream into the void all my newfound realizations and woes but it's 1:30 in the morning and I need to wake up early the next day. So understand that I'm making this as short as gayly possible (it may not be short at all).

Aside from all the lesbian saxophone that my eyes just witnessed, which is a scream that will never make contact with any airwaves - digital or otherwise - ... The last two minutes of that trailer were entirely unexpected.

Now don't get me fucking wrong I wasn't NOT paying attention to the section of the teaser during the livestream that showed us a glimpse of Black Swan's fear and surprise drowning in that fiery background. but. ... bro— FUCKING COME ONNNN MAN!!

HOW FAST THE SCENE FLIPPED, HOW QUICKLY- WHATEVER THAT THING (IT DEFINITELY WASN'T THE ACHERON WE KNOW) WAS TOOK THE LEAD and LITERALLY tossed Black Swan around like a helpless bird. a PREDATOR chasing their PREY

AND THE PREY IS BLACK FUCKING SWAN???? THE FUCKING MEMOKEEPER FROM THE GARDEN OF RECOLLECTION?? THE MYSTERIOUS AND ELEGANT SOOTHSAYER???

To see Black Swan of ALL characters in this game so far be filled with such visceral fear and trepidation, to be tossed around at the MERCY of something that could have so EASILY killed her just like. t h a t. is beyond insane.

I expected it to be more of a "What terrible horrors have you commited?" 'Wow! Horrors that even Black Swan thinks is terrible, Acheron is capable of s-' no she literally almost killed her. She's not a human by the way. Black Swan is not a human being anymore she is like. coNdEnseD mEmORy AND SHE LITERALLY ALMOST DIED. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???

also, we love Allegra Clark in this house this woman is hilarious

#everything I've (HSR pfp obviously) said in these screenshots is completely /j but also I'm dead serious #holy shit #Honkai #Honkai: Star Rail #Honkai Star Rail #HSR #Black Swan when I catch you #you dastardly unapologetic lesbian #actually a fuck around -> find out moment #Allegra Clark the WOMAN THAT YOU ARE #the way you can see BS desperately try to fly away numerous times only for Acheron to drag her back and tear her to shreds more and more #ridiculous #utterly ridiculous #how did they do it #idk if y'all get it I really hold Black Swan to this imperceptible standard #like she really is a divine being (in my mind at least) #her ability to perceive the things that may very well happen in the near & distant future is a CRAZY thing #and it makes her seem so untouchable #so for them to take it to. THIS. extent I just.... I just could never have readied myself for it #Black Swan #Acheron #HSR Acheron #HSR Black Swan #Honkai Star Rail animated short #Rondo Across Countless Kalpas #I loved everything about the trailer btw #Youtube #blazingshitpost #blazingshitpost star rail edition #ALSO!! Arryn Zech’s voice is out to get me. CAN’T believe I nearly forgot to mention that

[bonetrix-arts]

Oh yeah now that I’m home I can post the print I gave to @dilfosaur !! (Hope the tag is okay and also I hope you liked it <3)

But aaaaa the con was so so fun!!!!!!!! I’m so glad I was able to go, definitely changed my brain chemistry forever (/pos)

And now that I am home…….. perhaps I will draw more Luce because I am So Normal and So Cool 😎

#evie art #drawfee #drawfee fanart #oops! all Karina blorbos #also I’m so happy with how fonts_ came out because I can’t ever draw reptiles and I guess they possessed me or something??? #also mr anneus 😍😍😍 gosh I need to draw him more because he’s such a cutie patootie #karina’s a real one for making a Normal Guy version of him so he’s easier to draw 🙏🙏🙏 literally saved my life fr #and after seeing the stunning sewed crafts the people in front of me brought I really wanna start sewing again!!!!! #maybe I should try making a Luce plushie…… #I might have similar enough colored fabrics laying around…… at least for a prototype perhaps #yes……yes I do not foresee sleep in my near future boys #this critter is gonna go bonkers crazy mode and that’s a fact

[elektroyu]

This one was a little tricky for me to get the colors right, and I hope it doesn't look weird on most screens. But it's one of the paintings that have been in the works for some time (2020 in this case) and just needed to get finished. I didn't really have the confidence to decide which direction I wanted to take it when I started, but i think I got it now.

Reference image was taken at a local dog show and it's terribly grainy, but I just loved her longing stare so much that I wanted to paint it :D I did leave out the drool tho...

That said, there's currently a sale going on at my shop at js-tierportraits.de. Please check it out if you're interested to get a portrait!

#digital #pet portrait #ridgeback #rhodesian ridgeback #artists on tumblr #I do have a few more personal paintings that are well on their way already #trying to work on them in the near future if I can #at least as long as I'm confined to the couch and can't do watercolor stuff

[badnoahmens]

Seeing the video of BO coming out announcing that they couldn’t play was sad (they sounded so disappointed) but hearing people scream dumb things at them broke my heart.

I’ve seen Bad Omens cancel a show. I drove for hours to watch them play for 30 minutes and then call it off. I get that it’s not what you want. But they can’t control that. In what world would these talented people who live for that experience choose to go against everything they have worked for?

I know that everyone on here reading this is on the same side, and that I’m just yelling into the void at the moment, but I’m just bamboozled at the behaviour of the crowd in the videos and I just hope to god that they all know that it’s just a handful of bad people in a sea of good 🫶

#I’m going to sound petty but at least they will play a show in that city again in the somewhat near future #tell me when they will play Australia again #I’m guessing it will be years until then #be grateful that you still got to experience some incredible talent from the support bands #be grateful you enjoy a band who takes their music seriously and doesn’t want to permanently fuck it all up #be grateful that they had the decency to come out and talk in person instead of hiding behind someone else #just be grateful

[playerkingsley]

I really enjoy that pelor and deanna's few interactions post-commune are just a reciprocity of pettiness. question the gods? maybe he'll fuck up a scry spell or two. meanwhile deanna spends a not insignificant amount of time just stitching patches over her religious iconography and flipping the bird sun-ward

#critical role #cr spoilers #like. deanna is just as much a stubborn firebrand as he is and it's such a FUN cleric relationship; #i'm sad we don't get to delve into it more. for the near future at least #deanna leimert

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

By this time next week, Sonic Prime S3/1C will be released, and the show will be officially concluded....

#man I'm not ready to let this show go yet #it's only a year old and we already have to say goodbye... #i mean at least it wasn't canceled like other shows on Netflix but it feels bittersweet that it's ending now #ugh i feel so conflicted #it feels like it’s going to be a long while before we get another animated Sonic show #at least not on the near future #sonic prime #sonic prime season 3 #sonic prime s3 #sonic prime s1C

[cactusyogurt]

if the locked tomb became an animated series, I think it would be in an Arcane-ish art style

#i just finished gtn and I'm confused bc of the fact that I UNDERSTOOD IT #to some extent at least #idk imagine skeletons appearing in that art style #and emotions #i love emotions in arcane #the locked tomb #arcane #I'm manifesting an adaptation in a near future so i can convince my friend to watch #it has to be perfect.

[puppetstringed]

craving a proper hug probably more than anything but not knowing anyone I'm comfortable enough with for that is a lovely combination

#imagine the usual nauseous dennis pic #mostly my fault for being uncomfortable etc but Idk how to fix it. at least not in the near future

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yk if i didn't grow up in a constant state of emotional repression, id probably be a disaster right now

#vent post look away look awayyy #ohhhhh theyre really trying it this time... #yall if you have piece of shit family members that you've cut off #dont EVER give them an inch. dont give them the time of day #doesnt matter their relation to you doesnt matter their feelings. fuck em #you cut them off for a reason and trust me they will only Prove your reasoning #FUCK EM!!! #absolutely unprompted #i believe... that perhaps.... there may be a restraining order in my future!! #omg i hope so that would be sooooo satisfying <3<3<3 #come anywhere near me and i will metaphorically bite yer dick off <3<3<3 #shits getting Messy again!!!! weeee!!!! #at least i have a fun new update for my dearest buddy sockeyesidequest <3 #anyway im literally looking at this 'family' drama #and i feel like a rabid dog on a chain. just let me go. please. please. its fine i dont bite (lying) im totally peaceful #i totally dont have a whole life of bottled up unrealized rage to unleash. double prommy <3 #'let me know if i can help ill give him a piece of my mind' i say as if i dont actively fantasize about getting his blood on my knuckles

[familyagrestefanblog]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Remember back in “Ephemeral” when Gabriel told Adrien to represend him at the 100th collection launch bc Gabriel is obsessed with terrorism and a shit dad?

Yeah? Good. Do you also remember what his excuse was?

Gabe my Babe, youre not feeling what? You’re not felling WELL? As in...sick? So only Adrien is left to take your position/ represent you in this immensly influencial business because Nathalie isnt feeling peachy either?

But oh! How interesting! Nathalie is shown to help Adrien get through this despite being in very bad health herself

Why does all of that ring some kind of faint bell?

Ah, yes!

That was very specific forshadowing!

Which does make alot of sense when you think about it. “Elation” already showed us that the cataclysm injury is starting to cause Gabriel physical pain again in episode 9:

and non of this is going to get any better for him, thats for sure.

For Nathalie though I had assumed by the end of s4 that Nathalie IS able to get back to full health again, but now “Passion” says that she’s doomed too:

So it seems Nathalie may have gotten better by now when it comes to the direct symptoms of the overuse of the peacock miraculous, but that doesnt stop the fatal long-term effects it has on her body. I guess that does check out.

And that means, with both Gabriel and Nathalie doomed to their ever futher-spreading illnesses set up to result in death, at some point neither of them can represent the business anymore without risking people catching onto the sicknesses. So I guess that only leaves the very obvious solution of having Adrien be the one to take over the position.

Although it does raise the questions of if or how Gabriels sickness can remain a secret from Adrien in all of this. Sure, NOW thats still possible to cover up but in what condition will he be in in another 9 episodes? Is Gabriel just never going to leave the lair again later in the season and Nathalie will tell Adrien that his father left elsewhere (without proplerly saying goodbye; season 4 finale possibly forshadowed that the other way around with Adrien leaving and Gabriel staying) and now Adrien has to fill in some of his fathers responsibilities? I mean, Adrien would have the time for it now that he isnt a model anymore.

Edit: The Tsurugi business might end up threatening to take over Gabriels business near the end too, since it’ll simply need a competent adult leader with gabriel and Nathalie down. That would fit surprisingly WELL too now in s5!

I dont see any reason why “Ephemeral” shouldnt have been legit forshadowing for s5, it sure felt weirdly “next-level for the Agreste story” in season 4.

#ml spoilers #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ml theory #ml ephemeral #Ml passion #ml season 5 #keeping up with the agrestes #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #ml analysis #I guess it does make alot of sense doesnt it? #If both Gabriel and Nathalie are now set up to end up in REALLY bad conditions at the end of s5 #then someone else has to at least represent the family business in public #the Tsurugi business might threaten to take over near the end too #I never thought about ALL the future implications now with Gabriel and Nathalie on a time-limit #huh

[sparrrorow-art]

cringe is dead, it's Draw Your Sona Looking Hot With An Edgy Weapon Hours

#i accepted that i am in fact short. #this is also me setting my muscle gain goals at least the near future ones #cleaver #tw knife #digital art #sparrow #persona

[itsamenickname]

Is Polterpup Pascal in your Bowuigi Rapunzel AU?

Unfortunately, Luigi doesn't have a pet in my Bowuigi Rapunzel AU because when I first created the Luaisy Rapunzel AU in 2019, I didn't have a good idea on how Pascal would fit into my AU (and this also goes with Maximus too because I want my Rapunzel AU to focus more on the main characters and their different relationships (Luigi and Bowser, Luigi and Mario, Mario and Bowser, etc.)).

However, even though Polterpup won't be in the main storyline, this doesn't mean that he's completely out of the picture. An idea one of my friends and I talked about was the idea of Luigi and Bowser adopting the Koopalings & Jr. after the main events of the AU took place and I can definitely see Luigi wanting to adopt Polterpup as a pet companion for himself, Bowser and the Koopalings & Jr.

(And yes, in my Bowuigi Rapunzel AU, Jr. would be Bowser's ADOPTED son instead of his BIOLOGICAL son. As much as I love Jr., making him blood-related to Bowser would throw some major complications to my overall storyline because I would then need to figure out a few different things such as how he came to be and the impact he would have on Luigi and Bowser's relationship.)

Thank you for the ask! 😃

#also for anyone who's waiting on chapter 2 of the Bowuigi Rapunzel AU I apologize that it's taking me a long time to upload it #I should've provided a warning back in ch. 1 that the chapter uploads are going to be a little spontaneous #there's one more reblog I want to upload after this ask but after that I'll start prioritizing ch. 2 #(I say that as I have at least 3-4 other posts that are currently in my drafts that I would like to upload sometime in the near future) #(ah well like I said back in the ch. 1 tags I'll figure it all out as I go) #I do really appreciate you all being with patient with me though :) #ask nickname #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #mario fanfic #mario au #rapunzel #bowuigi rapunzel au #polterpup #koopalings #the koopalings #larry koopa #morton koopa jr #wendy koopa #iggy koopa #roy koopa #lemmy koopa #ludwig koopa #bowser jr

[stellacadente]

hi nico here !! new blog i'm still setting it up be patient with me (i'm also quite busy today so yknow)

#will follow people in the near future but at least for now i'm not linking this new blog to my old one #and also anon off sorry #we'll see how this goes but for now i feel safer this way! #also yeah i will also remake a sports sideblog cause i can't not have a sports sideblog i'm way too invested in sports not to make a whole #separate blog so it's all neaty stored there and those who only care about that can see it <3 and those who don't won't lmao #url is for the song stella cadente by mahmood <3 (i can't believe it was free ???? it feels like fairly generic words) #blog title is from joyride by kevin abstract #nico rambles