#over five feet!

[dailykugisaki]

Day 119 | id in alt

I dont think she likes backhanded ass compliments, Mai.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #zenin mai #Kugisaki understands the shit mai went through but man she's got insane grudges #MAI SHOT HER SHES GOING TO RIP THAY GIRL APART WITH HER TEETH #Not allowed within five feet of eachother #Kugisaki hovers over the murder button like a freak when shes near mai its funny as hell #Kugisaki is fucked up and takes everything mai says with a hint of unfiltered anger #my take is that she has delt with people like mai before i mean jfc she was in a village before this #Kugisaki can do extremely good first aid. it comes with the experience #everyone else probably does basic slap a bandaid on that shit and leave stuff #but Kugisaki is keen on her shit because she had to do it herself and she dosent want to ask Shoko about her injurys if she can help it

[batcavescolony]

So their is so sO SO much wrong with the Lightning thief movie But I think my two favorite things that don't make sense are

1) apparently Percy's name is just 'Percy' because he needed help to name a third demigod and he had to look at the Greek to get the name 'Perseus'

2) for some reason their are Thirteen thrones on Olympus. It's goes (right to left) Dionysus, Hephaestus, Hera (a decision to put her here of all places), Hermes, Aphrodite, Poseidon, Zeus (at the head), Athena, Ares, Demeter, Apollo, Artemis, EMPTY THRONE! Why 13? For Hestia? But she doesn't have a throne she gave it up. For Hades? He also doesn't have one on Olympus!

#plus they really tell us everything. their is no showing. its all spelled out! we get shown Percy's dyslexia then hes gotta tell us #he has dyslexia and adhd. we get told the name and description of every god or monster as that shows up #damn have they never heard of show dont tell? and then they show moments and five seconds later they tell us what they JUST showed #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson and the lightning thief #the lightning theif #the lightning theif movie #percy jackson movies #then grover is just casually insulting the gods? like they wouldn't just strike him down. #grover #olympus #rick riordan #like we know they didnt read the book but did they even google greek mythology? #archery is just five feet from the Infermery over a walking path? thats nor dangerous at all 🙄 making more work for the poor apollo kids #apparently Aphrodite only has girls and ares only has boys..... for some reason? #no claiming! they just show up and they know whos kid they are? why is luke so pissed then? thats like half of lukes deal is unclaimed kids #Persephone is still in the underworld even though its near the summer solstice and she leaves the underworld in spring #they just mushed Clarisse with Annabeth like 'Annabeth` faught him at the river even though Clarisse did that #i could go on and on and on and on but you get the point

[ssreeder]

Conflicted on Jee holding Zuko back because on one hand I know Zuko would be in a lot more trouble if he killed him, but on the other hand it would’ve been funny if he bashed his head in like a watermelon

Also Iroh is getting some deep confirmations on his zukka suspicions. We love to see it

(Also also Bato x Jee? In a fantastic long fic? It’s more likely than you think)

Nothing would bring me more joy than to let Zuko smash that guys head in watermelon style…

but I do think for mental health reasons & political reasons it’s good that was not allowed to happen. We know from canon zukos got some serious leg power… & yeah…. Good job Jee sorry about your nose.

#could Zuko be considered a wingman since it was him smashing Jees not that lead to Batos hands all over his face? #*nose #are we getting a side slow burn on the side of a SLOW BURN?!?! #jk I doubt bato and jee are a slow burn #both those men are already wound up #hahaha idk I’m excited about our DILF crew #a group of men who are already over it #& somehow all became slightly responsible for zukka #iroh might also be getting closer to figuring things out… #master tactician can’t see gay five feet in front of him #or he just chooses to ignore it haha #idk I’m excited about the next four five chapter because it’ll be a lot of fun #before I blow everything up #anywayyyy thanks anon #sorry I sat on this ask for a month!! #tw exploding watermelon #tw explosion #<- just making sure #liab #itf #ask

[sotogalmo]

6:46

CC IS SO "SIX FEET UNDER" BY VANE

#time diary(?) #audrey/kellie's time diary #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #crying child afton #cc afton #evan afton #“im breaking down breaking down at the though of you. i keep breaking down breaking down over you again. i cant face cant face #that your happier and so im stuck rotting six feet under“ / ”and then i reminisce of a better time. you were warm full of live and under a #cry you promised we'd both crawl out that night. but then in a blink of an eye you kissed me goodbye -- left me mortified #they were cold full of spite and under a guise you promised (left me here to die) that we'd both crawl that night. im breaking down #breaking down. at the though of you. i keep breaking down breaking down over you again. i cant face cant face that your happier #and so im stuck rotting six feet under“ #“we've spent years awaiting our judgement. our hands aligned. intrinsically entwined” #BUT ALSO. NOW THAT IM THINKING OF IT. ITS ALSO A HENRY EMILY SONG #henry emily

[grahamcore]

thinking about will being a cop makes me think about hannibal doing petty shit just to get tickets by the cute, twitchy, mentally unwell cop

oh see now this is a concept. he totally would.

#anon you have me thinking veryyyy hard rn…. #hannibal in his pretentious black bentley going like five miles over the speed limit just to get pulled over #and then kicking his feet as will walks to his car #rolling down his window batting his eyelashes “can i help you officer🤭” #very real of them #hannibal #bea’s anons

[brainrot-radio]

My Cemetary Baby ok

#I'm actually insane over him #like from a narrative perspective of what i know this man is fucked #do you see my vision tumblr #he's just sooooo #kicks my feet n shit #william afton #springtrap #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #tuning in

[wikiangela]

well, I finally learned where the viral "I'm leaving for India /and it is not far enough" sound is from and oh my, that was an intense scene 🔥👀

#literally shaking rn #had to pause and take five minutes to recover bc oh my god who let them have this much chemistry 🤣 #giggling kicking my feet screaming over the tension between them omg #bridgerton #kate and anthony

[irregularbillcipher]

lmao found some of the first humanizations of the shape guys from after i figured out i was gonna go in a more shipping direction. i used to give them such baby faces dear lord

#you can tell just from how I used to draw him how much kryptos’ personality has changed #bill being short as hell has remained though #there's actually a drawing that is so unfinished it's almost illegible of my human bill with my human discord #and discord like towers over bill it's so funny #bill is like 4'11" or five feet tops. and then discord is almost seven feet

[awesomechocolatesauce]

My bard is so talented, she doesn't even need to see the lyre to summon a spider guide!

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #bg3 tav #tav #elayne the bard #kar'niss #Astarion was like 'it's one if Lolth's abominations!' when he was like five feet away #like dude...he can hear you #anyway I killed the spider dude because I hate spiders and I needed to be free of the shadow curse #Astarion disapproved of me releasing the pixie of course but he'll get over it #jessica's personal stuff #jessica plays video games #gamer jess #screenshots

[mister-heart]

Im too scared to cut my own hair 😫

#nothing wrong with looking like a girl but I’m barely peaking over five feet and I need to at least try to look like a tiny man

[jrueships]

I read your latest gunsmith fanfic and I really loved it!! 🥺💖 I recognized so many of your Tumblr posts in it (they were like little Easter eggs). And there were so many banger lines in it…it made me laugh so many times! 😂 Thanks for writing AND sharing it. 😌✨

P.S. I love the title…it describes them sooo well!

P.P.S. I’m shy too but uhhh if you ever wanted to talk about gunsmith/the Rockets then send me a message on Tumblr!!! Would enjoy hearing your thoughts on their pairing!! Okay bye!!! 🙈

GONNA CRY RN 😭😭😭😭😭

#SRRY THIS IS SO PATE #LATE #WAS GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET A WEE TOO MUCH METHINKS #srsly this made me so happy to see EEEEK thank you omgg 😭😭😭😭 #i feel so bad when ppl compliment me bcs i either take forever to dial up the fact that a compliment even happened #or dial up a response that isnt just THANK YOU #😭😭😭 overthinking I HATE U!!! RAGGGHH #ughh this is genuinely SO nice detailed compliments make me I SANE #IT'S SO INTRICATE AND NICE. i feel like im holding a piece of fine china #cradling u !!!!! i am !! #MY LITTLE TED TUMBLR EGGS 😭😭 #banger lines... i am approaching you... #DONT EVER BE SHY WITH ME !!!! WE ARE HOUSTONLINGS! WE ARE SMALL BUT LARGE !!!! #feel free to talk to me AMY time abt ANY thing!!!!!!! #gunsmith.... 😼 #that shipname is so silly sounding to me it's so them #WRAGGGHH im glad u liked the fic sm!!!!! i have an audience of like five ppl and i LOVE them ALL #my oompaloompas #i would take 4 quarters over 50 pennies any day #enough talk of My fic tho... #we must talk abt... Yours 😾 . . . #im Waiting 😾 . ... #ted tumbunity things #when i got this ask i stopped everythinf and actually awed it was so happiness!! full of joy! me !!!!! THANK U

[sieglinde-freud]

sometimes i open my conquest lunatic save and i go “god. i really shouldve done my pairings optimally. the game could be so much easier” and then i unlock laslow nyx A and S supports and their crappy little soleil with gorgeous hair and i start sobbing and wailing this is peak fire emblem

#not that theres a single hair color that looks bad on soleil but #purple soleil 🔛🔝 #i mean. ok yes i couldve done camilla!soleil but eh. #inigo couldnt handle all of that tbh #and does their support chain make me insane levels of emo and crazy? no. no it does not #anyways. teehee twirling my hair kicking my feet #‘no one whos called you a monster couldve possibly seen the way you smile’ SHUT. UPPP #anytime i play through fates and get this support you will all know #i have the exact same reaction every single time #i get surprised in the proposal like i didnt consciously hit the S support button #and havent read it five million times over before #girls are like ‘i like conquest for the gameplay’ and turn the hardest difficulty into ship simulator central #i swear im good at this game. proooommmise. #ann plays cq/ln

[doberbutts]

How I know I work with a bunch of incredibly horny women:

I introduced my parents to my work crew at Work Lunch and when they walked away to their own table was immediately swarmed with "omg Jaz how TALL is your dad" "is everyone in your family that tall" "he's six foot WHAT"

#dad's six six and my bio sis is six two #all of my cousins are over six feet #so yes technically I am 'tall for a woman' at five ten #but I am short for literally anyone in my family #outside of my adopted sis who is barely over four feet because her dad was also hilariously short

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

Hathor and Jellylorum being platonic partners means everything to me, but another Hathor friendship I love is her and Tantomile. They're both friends/partners with loud and chatty cats, so their favorite activity to do together is chilling 5 feet apart in companionable silence. They quietly lie down near eachother (but never touching) and do not do or say anything for hours. They cherish each other deeply.

Friendships that are essentially just long stretches of parallel play are my jam - I also love the idea of two telepathic cats just having full conversations amongst themselves without opening their mouths at all. Then one of them snickers and startles the other off the oven.

#two cats chilling in the junkyard five feet apart because they're over stimulated and don't feel like being touched rn #but i love you and wish to remain in your company so i exist on your plane in spirit #Hathor #Tantomile #other headcanons #jellicles ask because jellicles dare #sillybub #i love the two of them a lot <3

[un-pearable]

immediately post s4 kai and skylor dynamic that’s somewhere between baby’s first genuine romance and “the only other person in my life who knows how to run a business” ft. them both fumbling to figure out how to file taxes for a corporation whose every major employee got turned into a snake and exiled to another dimension

#it’s FASCINATING TO ME. girl decided to keep running her fathers shady noodle business #and yeah obviously it’s a kids show comedy move but in-universe…. fascinating. did she already have a love for cooking? did she genuinely #enjoy the idea of getting to just… move on from chaos of the elemental magic stuff and decided this was her way out. this was how she could #support herself so she’d make it work even if she didn’t truly enjoy it? #did she later learn she actually liked it? later on… does she regret it? does she regret tying herself down and not taking the chance to #stick with the ninja? what’s she thinking heading into s9 and how does *gestures* EVERYTHING that happened there change that?? #in her five seconds in s7 it sounds SO much like she wanted to get back in action again and between that and her in skybound (i will NEVER #be over the ladder agshdjfjf) i have since fallen in love with this woman and everything about her. what a fascinating #and terribly underutilized character. skylor chen i would die for you #text✨ #ninjago #low cost high quality kickass #i will write that dumb fic for how the ninja help her get back on her feet if it kills me

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

When you bounce or shake your leg so hard your whole body bounces up and down

#I don’t know quite what I am but 80% of my stimming is below the waist #Apparently when I was a baby I had a “kicking toy” I would go long and hard at (like… remarkably long) #It’s also perfectly comfortable for me to sit with my legs sticking straight out in the air for a long time #I’m like a dog being held over a bathtub just kicking away #But the dog also has bad feet and ankles and it hurts a little but it doesn’t care because all hail proprioception our lord and savior #(Well… I can’t call them *bad* bad but that may change in five years lmao)