#overheard at work

[mooncustafer]

Overheard at work: coworker describing somebody as “like that girl from the movie The Ring.” By which he apparently doesn’t mean that she has hair hanging over her eyes, nor that she will come out of a tv set and kill you, but that she’s an insomniac.

Which is a detail in the movie, but not one most viewers remember.

#overheard at work #the ring 2002

[anatovrocktail]

I work in a substance misuse service and am pissing myself at a note I read on our case management system today.

"client disclosed the occasional use of crack cocaine. Said he could take it or leave it. I suggested he leave it."

#drug treatment #overheard at work

[violetfairydust]

My mom overheard this conversation

Lady 1: I went out on a date last night. It was seafood.

Lady 2: Did you have a good time?

Lady 1: It was fine. He looked like Alf though.

#overheard at work

[ob-livy-ous]

Conversation in the hallway:

Random person: I felt okay about walking to class today then I saw someone on a unicycle in front of me.

(It is -25°C where I live today)

#overheard at work #random #conversation #eavesdropping #by accident #shit people say #shitpost #absolute nonsense

[hi-iamjaysohn-iamsmall]

“And remember no what?”

“Screaming and crying!”

#overheard at work #kids say the darndest things

[kvanderquack]

In honor of my school being out, here are some things I overheard at my high school this year

“That’s not very girl boss of you”

“he looks like he thinks twink is a slur”

“i don’t know about you but ukuleles are just violins but really gay”

“do you want to see me drawing [medical version of the world] somebody else’s blood?”

‘’Oopsies, he was human”

“‘proposal, kill them quickly’ thanks bitch I’m trying”

‘’I want to glaze my shit… wait-‘’

‘’ We’re pulling out- wait- we’re rolling out’’

‘’I want multiple hickies’’ ‘’I have multiple hickies’’ from who’’ ‘’myself’’

‘’ hold up my titties are fully out’’

‘’ did you fuck a vegetable?!’’

‘’This is my friend Jacob, his name is red bundy’’

‘’The school bible [yearbook] is in my hands’’

[male teacher, then student] ‘’’Guess what?’ ‘You’re pregnant?’’’

#cw swearing #overheard quotes #overheard at work #actually at #high school #tag yourselves #I’m the ukuleles are gay one #funny #text post

[spacecowboybriony]

“Oh shit, I shouldn’t have done that. Oh no, my soup.”

“It survived”

#overheard at work

[stuffmycoworkersaid]

Eve: where’s Jasper today?

Victoria: working from home.

Eve, sarcastically: wow he has such a good boss to let him do that.

Ava: HA

Victoria: Ava, stop it. Don’t encourage her.

#eve #victoria #jasper #they all have the same boss #jasper can wfh because he travels for his job #wfh #funny #coworkers #open concept office #overheard at work #shitmycoworkerssay

[messy-moon]

Highlight of the day: listening to teens inadvertently create a hodgepodge Arthurian Legend/Biblically inspired game of DnD with Chess pieces at work.

They were absolutely supposed to probably be revising or doing some homework, but their story telling was wonderful. As was their infectious enjoyment.

#library #librarian #overheard at work #library tales #dnd #chess #mumbling into the void

[overheard-at-my-workplace]

“fellas, is it gay to love your husband?”

-outdoor HOA lifeguard

#overheard at my workplace #lifeguard #overheard at work #overhead at work #overheard conversation #overheard in the office

[hfepro]

It's a coffee, not a car payment.

#overheard at work

[lasenbyphoenix]

"I keep talking to myself, and no one is answering me!"

#overheard at work

[nerdpoe]

Dick puts everything on the line. He's the last one standing. The rest of the Titans are down. He dies making sure that they, and the world, can live.

Then he wakes up, staring at a ceiling dotted with glow in the dark stars, very confused.

There's a redheaded teenager who calls herself Jazz, who seems suspicious of him. He had parents, ghost hunters who are definitely breaking many, many laws, who love him dearly.

He has a pair of very close friends, Tucker and Sam, who also do not trust him.

There was a funeral for Dick Grayson, he looked it up. There was a corpse and everything, cremated exactly as he had demanded after learning what had happened to Jason.

Just in case it's a fluke, and he's about to be thrown out of a body that isn't his, he doesn't reach out to anyone in the hero community just yet. Instead, he decides to look into who, exactly, is Daniel Fenton, and why do his friends and sister keep looking at him like he's a spy?

Or; Danny, growing more and more powerful as a halfa, was starting to have his ghostlyness leak through to his human form. He asked Clockwork if there was a future where Jack and Maddie would ever accept him being half ghost, and Clockwork informed him that no, there was not. So Danny worked with the Yetis in the Far Frozen to make a lifeless clone of himself, with the intent to fake his death and live on in the Realms. So when Jazz came into his room, fully expecting a lifeless clone, only to find the clone not only alive but fully functional, she's suspicious.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #one hero tried to fake their death #but a hero that actually died ended up messing that up #it's permanent btw dick's soul recognizes this body as his #the body is liminal but not a halfa #it had to hold up to an autopsy performed by the GIW #sam and tucker are freaked the fuck out #jazz is suspicious as fuck #DIck's parents as ghosts grabbed his soul and shoved it into an empty body before the soul could complete transformation #they needed a body that was liminal enough to work with a sort-of-formed ghost #and they overheard that Phantom was having one made to act as a cadaver #and well #needs must #Phantom won't mind they're sure

[hi-iamjaysohn-iamsmall]

“I wanna watch videos of Abraham Lincoln on the iPad!”

#overheard at work #kids say the darndest things

[cookiecobra]

[Electricity goes of]

Me-What do I do?

My mom-

#funny memes #relatable #boomer humor #relatable memes #addicted to this #cant stop laughing #spongebob #overheard at work

[theworldwillfollow-after]

Some people don’t know how much of a privilege it is to be able to say “WHEN I get married and have kids.”

#some of us don’t seem to have that as an option #overheard at work #romantically inept