Quotes heard at my university:
"In my youth, I was a fish kid"
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"Yes, Eleanor, I live twenty feet away from the Lesbian Promised Land, and yes, Eleanor, I have not slept with the Lesbian Promised Land. Happy?"
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Overheard in a graveyard…
This is where someone who died put their body when they’d finished with it—they didn’t need it any more
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long telomeres don’t protect you from getting shot
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"the way he moves like a soulless demonic entity from the darkest pits of hell is so babygirl coded"
please guess who they are talking about here. I wanna know what energy caused this comment.
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Who invented money? That was a mistake.
- American History Professor
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Overheard comment:
“It’s really hard to get time off when you’re working for the man”
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A Discussion thread for your enjoyment on Reddit, my favourite (so far) is
A few years ago in a cafe during the Festival I overheard a table of Americans, and one of them explaining very matter-of-factly that the original castle crumbled a long time ago, and they rebuild a replica every year for the Fringe.
It’s not all about Americans by the way!
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aether: why is dew upset?
rain: he took a quiz called "which member of Ghost am i?"
aether: so who'd he get..?
swiss, from the other room: me
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an actual discussion i overheard in my school’s bathroom once:
“if i had a penis i’d impregnate everyone and their mother”
“you can’t say that in public, sarah”
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Witnessed this today
College student: Where’s the library at?
Professor: At Harvard, we never end a sentence with a preposition.
College student: Oh ok. Where’s the library at, bitch?
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I just overheard someone say "Lay me face down in my coffin so I can see where I'm going" and it was raw as FUCK.
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