Brought to you by a tiktok where this guy was talking abt a girl he was seeing and how every time they had sex she’d give him a little treat afterwards (like a lil candy bar)
Like it starts when you jokingly toss Johnny one of the chocolates you had sitting on your nightstand after he ate you out like his life depended on it- he eats the candy immediately obviously as he laughs
Then you end up with a little candy dish on the nightstand, or in the drawer, any time you and Johnny have sex you give him a piece of candy, throw him a bone so to speak. Not on purpose but you think it’s cute- the way his face lights up when given the candy
You find yourself fucking somewhere in the house that isn’t the bedroom? Johnnys right behind you as you make your way to your shared room for his treat, not even realizing he’s doing it.
Whether you forget on purpose or on accident one day he just kinda stands in the kitchen like a kicked puppy and, “didn’t do somethin’ to upset ya did I hen?” His head tilted to the side slightly.
“What? No- what do you mean?” You are genuinely confused until he mumbles a “didn’t get my treat- ya know-“
You have to stop yourself from laughing as you ruffle his slightly overgrown mohawk before you’re off to the bedroom to toss him his little candy.
Honorable mention: I’d like to think Johnnys somehow ended up explaining this to the others, maybe just Ghost at first. And Ghost immediately understands it and is thankful his smile is covered by his balaclava- leave it to Johnny to get himself trained like a good dog
Basically what im trying to say is doing this to Soap would have him so down bad I think
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Will update as I upload, although probably won't be consistent but this is my official masterlist...
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Hunting Dogs
When they want you in their lap (Jouno, Tecchou, Tachihara)
Playing Minecraft with them
Scent headcanons
Married life
Taking care of them during their monthly surgeries (Jouno, Tecchou, Tachihara)
Tecchou
kissing headcannons
Professor! Tecchou
Mean girl (ft. Jouno)
Happy birthday
Helping you with your cramps
Slow dancing with him
Carries wife! reader around at a party
Grocery store date
Helping you with insomnia (ft. Jouno)
Comforting barista!reader after a bad day
Songs he'd dedicate to you (ft. Jouno)
Baby talking him
What kind of lover is he? (Ft. Dazai, Nikolai)
Describing who you like to your BF
Tecchou with an s/o who was a strong sense of justice like him
Falling asleep on him
S/o has anxiety (ft. Dazai, Fyodor)
Falling asleep on his lap
Taking care of Tecchou after a mission
When their s/o wears flavored lipstick
Tecchou calling his partner his spouse
Taking care of you after being injured (ft. chuuya)
Soft headcanons
Vomiting on his shoes after eating one of his food combos
Jouno
Mean girl (ft. Tecchou)
Dad Headcanons
Helping you with insomnia (ft. Tecchou)
Calling him to tell him happy birthday
Songs he'd dedicate to you (ft. Tecchou)
Taking care of you when you're sick
Drinking morning coffee with him
He gives you a tampon
Tachihara
Carnival ride with Tachihara
ADA
Scent headcanons
Reader takes care of Kenji like their own child
Dazai
Last date before he gets arrested
Ex! Dazai asking to be taken back
Confessing to him
What kind of lover is he? (Ft. Tecchou, Nikolai)
Reader who is like Lisa Row (angst)
Confessing to Kunikida pt.2
Confessing to Kunikida pt.1
Argument with Dazai pt.2
Argument with Dazai pt.1
Dazai gets rejected by reader
S/o has anxiety (ft. Tecchou, Fyodor)
Reader has the ability to make people forget that they exist
Reader blames them after getting into an argument (ft. Chuuya, Fyodor)
Kunikida
Confessing to Kunikida pt.2
Confessing to Kunikida pt.1
Yosano
Being romantic with Yosano (fem! reader)
Drinking morning coffee with her
Ranpo
Getting into an argument with him
Reader has the ability to make people forget that they exist
Special Abilities Division
Ango
Comforting Ango after a long day at work
DOA
Scent headcannons
Fyodor
It's love, that's it Part 2
S/o has anxiety (ft. Dazai, Tecchou)
Reader blames them after getting into an argument (ft. Dazai, chuuya)
Nikolai
What kind of lover is he? (Ft. Tecchou, Dazai)
Drinking morning coffee with him (sort of)
Sigma
What kind of lover is he? (Ft. Mushitaro)
Mushitaro
What kind of lover is he? (Ft. Sigma)
Port Mafia
Scent Headcannons
Chuuya
What type of lover is he?
Reader blames them after getting into an argument (ft. Dazai, Fyodor)
Taking care of you after being injured (ft. Tecchou)
The Guild
Edgar Allan Poe
Scent headcanons
Margaret
Drinking morning coffee with her
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Bsd men when their GF queefs
Bsd men who could/nt handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
Most likely to show their dick on a live stream (twitch streamer AU)
Viagra
Leftovers
most to least likely to sell you crypto/NFTs
Jujutsu Kaisen
Gojo
Sugardaddy!Gojo kicks you out of his apartment after he reunites with his BF Geto
Nanami
Stalking Nanami in an attempt to make him your sugar daddy (yeah idk)
Magic and Muscles
Kaldo Gehenna
Can I kiss you?
There was only one bed
Pregnancy Cravings
Orter Madl
There was only one bed
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dramaturgy; celebrity manhunt, pre-london -- im going to make it easy on myself and skim through pre-london first, as the most divergence in this AU happens during and after the fact. part of pre-london is the pre-season itself, the celebrity manhunt special.
so action comes and goes, noah gets out of the season and remains as chris’ PA for the year break. in that time, months before it actually happens, chris finds out about the new season (with producer word both pushing for ‘more drama/engagement’ or smth along those lines, and *noahs actual involvement this time).
while something something contracts might prevent him from just outright telling noah, i’d imagine that he’d all but say there’s going to be a new season and heavily imply that noah wont be able to get out of it this time. not only that but he also implies that maybe noah should give opening up to people on the show a chance,, cause, yk, hes about to be stuck on a jet with them,, for weeks,,
of course, noah is pissed at first. but in so many weeks or whatever he begrudgingly accepts it and just resolves to throw it like usual. as for the ‘opening up to people’, he lands on owen.
owen was nice enough, genuine to a fault and the person least likely to use any of noahs bare slivers of vulnerability against him. hes safe.
[*noahs involvement within the show as something that the viewers are very interested in. he could be ratings gold and they know it.]
now im a little bit torn over the whole ‘chris’ assistant’ bit; similar to the awakeathon i would imagine it might just be missing entirely and he would be fired before the fact. or it could happen, as a way to give his on-screen character some information. as a ‘look everyone, i have Depth. stop prying into my life please’
either way, whatever. *total drama dirtbags show up, chris locks them out of the venue, they dont win any awards, bus chase etc.
^ note here, per usual noah comes off as his usual uncanny self around the cast. sierra is there as well, im sure thats Something for her. however he does take notice of one (1) alejandro burromuerto, recognizing him and focusing on him. < this comes back during introductions, where he notes his behavior towards the cast.
[*total drama dirtbags existed as the original ‘new TD season’ that noah found out about and worked on for a little bit before he finds out that it was not in fact a real show and a coverup for something else (a grab for an extra contestant for WT) < hence, he knows josé from interviews/auditions he helped with, but doesn’t know alejandro since he decided one brother was Enough]
^ and just for extra clarity on the TDD thing bc ive kind of muddled it, say noah finds out about dirtbags, helps out whatever. and then the news breaks that its a fake phish for a new contestant for an actual show — fine enough, he’s already behind the cameras, so he can just stay there, right?
no, actually. its kinda just slung at him that he has to be part of the cast (smth smth his job is threatened under ‘contractual obligation’ like its not wildly unconscionable). and he is soooo pissed off, so incredibly angry at the circumstances he’s landed himself in somehow.
< but he is aware that he cant just bottle everything up because it will spill over; chris said he needs something to his character, so maybe he can funnel his anger into playing the game a little more. as the most outlet he’ll get before he can throw it and just be done with the show entirely.
^ and then,,, alejandro.
while the actual events of pre-london remain largely unchanged, his dynamics are changed with the presence of four different variables: alejandro, izzy, owen, and sierra.
alejandro i’ll get into more later with a longer post detailing what they think of each other mutually, but im gna touch on alejandro a little; with picking off team victory and believing heather is the only person who’s noticed his facade, he just,, doesnt really distinguish noah as a threat worthy of focusing on.
^ throughout the game and the events of, he does single noah out as the most tolerable of all his teammates but doesnt offer much intrigue beyond that until *new york. (to note, he’s a lot more comfortable with [oblivious to??] noahs detachedness than the rest of the cast since that empty demeanor is p common among whatever diplomatic events hes been a part of)
izzy is someone who’s character i established mostly in the long post i had about her?? but it is worth mentioning now though that she does stick very close by to noah throughout her time on the show, and routinely interacts with him where most of the cast had given up trying altogether.
^ it builds,, a kind of rapport between her and noah?? in some way after the fact he’d recognize it as a nice, ‘i-want-to-know-more-about-you-and-also-befriend-you’ thing, but during he reacts more like a yowling cat tbh. he’s built up this reputation and facade that make people stay away from him, and now izzy wants to stick around him and threaten his defense mechanism? no thanks. (< further reasoning for why he belays insults towards her during WT under the guise of his own facade)
owen is a special case — in the bus chase before the season, noah took the time to sit by him and build up the proper beginnings of a friendship, which owen is thrilled about < during his time on island, owen was really fond of noahs quips and ‘just wished he would open up a bit more!!’,, he thinks some friends would b good for him and hes right
^ and again, owen is noahs safest option to 'endear' himself to the audience with a friend. hes so genuine and understanding of where noahs projected character falls flat, and like izzy keeps interacting and wants to interact with him where the rest of the cast gave up (and noah the person becomes very fond of owen and the reprieve their friendship offers him very quickly)
and finally,,, sierra. i actually want to talk more about the Audience as an entity in this AU in a later post and sierra ties into that heavily. as established, noah is the one cast member she just doesn't know anything about. of each blog she runs dedicated to each member of the show, his is the emptiest; the most baseless. being in proximity with the man of mystery is exciting!
^ noah still comes off as very uncanny valley to sierra and his detachedness is immediately clear. but the key difference to her and and cast is that she has the Audience perspective --- he's intriguing moreso than offputting. (and also theres definitely Something there about the meta-analysis of panopticon as an in-universe topic and how sierra would relate/connect that once it becomes clear to the cast why noah acts as he does)
[*new york (same time space as the aftermath?) as the moment when sierra prattles off information about the cast but comes up with nothing on noah that his own interest is piqued just a liitle bit, and he starts building a proper relationship up with noah as the straightmen to the cast. < also come after london is something he looks back on as a Hmm. moment wondering what noah knows about himself.
^ alejandro does believe their rapport is one-sided bc of his own facade, which i want to mention simply bc he's wrong. it is no-sided. both of them r faking.]
now getting to the episodes themselves -- minor changes/additions:
in the yukon, he doesn't try to cuddle bridgette
^ also in the yukon, he shivers less visibly than the cast (think when in cold weather you get those microtremors that really fucking hurt after a few seconds). this is only because it feeds into the android joke-turned-conspiracy for the folks watching on the aftermath set
in new york, he was not actually asleep in the carriage nor did he explicitly pretend to be. he just Kept Quiet when heather did her thing
in germany, he doesn't go up to alejandro when he falls off the platform, but he does prompt owen to ask something along a similar line [to his canon ones]
in the amazon, he's the one to point out owens absence
in paris, the line of 'this totally works on my dog' he changes to smth like 'totally works on dogs',, for his own exercise of privacy really
in the space of the jamaica aftermath, he again disappears from the rest of the cast à la playa des losers save for owen. owen gets a hello during mealtimes and hes the only one.
and finally, the episodes of 'significant' development with noahs intrigue in alejandro:
beginning before any real events of the show during introductions
^ kicked off in germany similarly to canon, emphasized by newfoundland and the grab for DJ's alliance
and cemented completely [his interest in unmasking him] in jamaica, continuing onward with london around when he discovers that alejandro is acting skittery towards him because of his own suspicions
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i hate that you're feeling this way about Misha, i hate it because i went through the same with Jared and i know it sucks, to be disappointed on someone you had in high regards.
i'm not going to lie, i was a Sam girl, i loved Jared a lot, just as much as Jensen and Misha and even after the finale happened i was out there like an idiot defending him, and i didn't drop him until i found out about the "come and take it" tattoo he has on his arm.
i'm Mexican, and that felt way too personal, and it hurt me, i cried, just to think that maybe he looks down on people like me. point is, after that, looking back i realized Jared isn't exactly the best person.
but Misha is a good person, and looking back we can see all the good things he did over the years, how many people he helped, how kind he always was with the fandom, and how many lives he touched in a positive way. and now people is acting as if being wrong about something suddenly negates everything good he's ever done, and that is just not fair, he doesn't deserve that, he isn't a terrorist, all he did was speak an opinion.
oh my gosh i am so sorry! i can’t even imagine how much it must have hurt to find that out about someone you looked up to so much :(
and i hate it too, believe me.
i do think misha is a genuinely good person but i’m just a little disappointed at the moment. i don’t think he was wrong in everything that he said, but a lot of it i disagreed with and it honestly hurt to read. i know he’s not perfect, and i don’t know him personally and people can grow and change and learn. and he has proved that over and over. so i guess i’m just hoping that’ll happen with this.
but instead of waiting for that to happen, i’m going to continue trying to help in any way that i can and keep talking about palestine. but misha isn’t right now. i know he ‘just stated an opinion’ but it didn’t help anyone or anything, let alone himself.
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