#phillip × benoit blanc

[jojos-bizarre-gender-crisis]

congrats to the happy couple —Daniel "who wouldn't want to live with Hugh Grant" Craig and Hugh "it's true, I'm married to James bond" Grant.

#glass onion #Hugh Grant #daniel craig #we stan #phillip × benoit blanc #also whats the shipname #bellip? #philnoit #? #i like the last one #yeah ill stick to that

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

#now this just made me think of Phillip spoiling Blanc with gifts and custom suits #annnnddd this just makes me love blanc more #glass onion #knives out #daniel craig #hugh grant #phillip #rian johnson #benoit blanc #benoit x phillip #gay #lgbt #phillips name was explicitly stated by kaj during the among us scene btw #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k #60k

[night-eyes1]

#glass onion #I am talking about his clothes #But also his personality too #In the first film he was like calm and cool detective #In the second movie hes much more like a adorable sunshine #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #edward norton #janelle monae #phillip blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #rian johnson

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’ #if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

[lostrealities0]

everyone is talking about Blanc calling Marta after Glass Onion, but can we imagine him coming home and telling Philip everything.

like

"darling, i have just experienced the dumbest case ever. good lord, it was worse then playing clue. goddamn pineapple..."

#im bad at impersonations #leave me alone #cant write accents either #benoit blanc #glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery #phillip blanc

[irlzsasz]

Thank you Rian but also wdym Blanc can’t afford his apartment? He’s a famous detective????

#but thanks for the extra confirmation #glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #phillip knives out

[goldenhawk-k]

Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

#and married to hugh grant #sorry I’ve seen too many people going omg they implied Blanc was gay #HE IS GAY!!!! #glass onion #i got to see glass onion one to two months early depending on what you consider the release date #and now it’s out so I can rant #benoit blanc #also his names Philip #like canonically the character that Hugh grant plays is named Phillip

[tieflingpride]

you know how blanc keeps getting invited to things? I think for the third film I want blanc to be invited as his husband’s plus one to an event because his husband is actually much more famous than he is. so none of these people actually know who blanc is and people are like “oh when we said plus one we meant like your partner” and phillip constantly has to be like “this is my partner” and so forth and the people are just like either super awkward about it or like ignore what he said.

The partygoers constantly get blanc’s name wrong like calling him ‘benny’ or ‘bob’ or just like a horrible attempt at benoit but this is his husband’s event so blanc just bites his tongue and politely corrects them. because these are his husband’s coworkers and investors and so these are important people.

then suddenly someone dies and blanc begins to do his thing and someone is like “why is benjamin playing detective” and blanc is about to politely correct them but this is phillip’s like last straw and he’s like “for the last fucking time his name is benoit and he’s the fucking world’s greatest detective” and one of them is like “whoa phillip why are you going tooth and nail for this guy?” and he’s just like “HES MY FUCKING HUSBAND YOU ABSOLUTE CLOD”

and I want Helen and Marta there because I love them.

#benoit blanc #phillip knives out #glass onion #knives out

[britsgovernmentmh]

An Update to the whole "I'm married to James Bond" because...

Hugh really said it out loud and Chris Pine over here getting excited

Like.... Hugh is a menace

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #chris pine #hugh grant #daniel craig #actor #phillip #benoit x phillip

[petite-madame]

"You old charmer you!" (Benoit Blanc & Phillip from Glass Onion) - 2024

- Phillip!! You old charmer you! I don't have time for this, I'm on a case!

- Cooome on! I'm sure the great Benoit Blanc has two minutes to dance with his adorable and loving husband. Doesn't it remind you of our honeymoon in Kyoto ? This little ryokan under the cherry trees, the charm of Gion...

#hugh grant #daniel craig #benoit blanc #benoit blanc/phillip #glass onion #I started 2023 with them so I'm starting 2024 with them too #myart #very cheap and inaccurate tourists kimonos

[cosmoseinfeld]

phillip, confirmed husband by the man himself

#glass onion #hugh grant #benoit blanc #benoit x phillip #knives out #crying over the last paragraph because yes #it is the tiniest little part and we all decided to make it our entire personality #he also sounds so proud for having scored daniel craig #daniel craig

[friskynotebook]

Just Benoit and Phillip living their happy lil queer life ✨

You can get a high quality print of this piece on my Inprnt ✨

#knives out #glass onion #knives out glass onion #benoit blanc #knives out fanart #glass onion fanart #benoit blanc fanart #my art #artbytmb #benoit blanc/phillip

[caution-tripping-hazard]

benoit blanc is the world’s best detective to you. to me he’s just Phillip’s weird husband

#knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #phillip blanc

[very-feral-lesbian]

i really want the next knives out movie to be benoit and phillip going out on vacation and stumbling upon a crime and the recurring joke from phillip is some version of “not this again”

domestic partner humor gets me

#knives out glass onion #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #knives out 2

[keefechambers]

I don't make the rules.

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #phillip blanc #hugh grant #daniel craig #i fully believe phillip is normal as hell like he has a boring job and met blanc in a boring way #nothing flashy #the choice to have him in all black just a plain tshirt indicates theres meant to be contrast between them!

[night-eyes1]

#glass onion #Perfect idea #Gay detectives are What the world needed #glass onion a knives out mystery #knives out #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #phillip blanc #rian johnson #edward norton #gay #miles bron #janelle monae