#also his names Philip

[goldenhawk-k]

Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

#and married to hugh grant #sorry I’ve seen too many people going omg they implied Blanc was gay #HE IS GAY!!!! #glass onion #i got to see glass onion one to two months early depending on what you consider the release date #and now it’s out so I can rant #benoit blanc #also his names Philip #like canonically the character that Hugh grant plays is named Phillip

[gearbroth]

Phil’s Palisman

#owl house #toh fanart #philip wittebane #emperor belos #palisman #myart #he gets a crow bc the bird theme and also to contrast caleb & flapjack #bird associated with death and omen idk it just seemed perfect for him #his name is Remus

[drabbles-of-writing]

Golden Guard ghost memes but this time I’m aware they’ve been perceived by my friends

Look I’m just saying that the methods in which generations dealt with trauma over four hundred years roughly went from “whats a trauma” to “shove it under the bed no one will notice” to “make memes” so. No matter how old the Guards are biologically, there has gotta be some MAJOR boomer vs gen z class divides in the ghosts like c’mon

1, 2, 3, 5, 6

#the owl house #toh #memes #toh memes #golden guards #previous golden guards #emperor belos #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #golden guard ghosts #ghost caleb wittebane #puritan names #for the future #grimwalkers #also logically speaking at least ONE of the guards had to have always been loyal to belos #'it always hurts when they betray me' doesnt necessarily mean they all rebelled #its belos. 'betrayal' could probably just mean they had a small complaint at the wrong time #or a critic. or were just in the way. or werent enough like caleb so clearly how dare they not be a replica of his brother #so there has GOT to be at least 1 guard who does NOT get along with any of the others #theres gotta be at least 1 dude who is loyal to belos to the bitter end #and that guy is the feral dog of the group that the reckless ones will occasionally poke with a stick just for fun and run away #and caleb is just yelling like 'HEY! LEAVE IT ALONE' as the guard is just hissing and spitting like with rabies

[flowery-king]

Guys what if i made him nice

#i have ideas #toh #fgarart #toh au #sorry for the barely visible lines it was pencil bdjcjcnc #also the pronouns are empathized on because trans hunter my beloved #thinking of names for au uhhh #dumbass philip au? #philip realizes he's a piece of shit a tries to help better his stupid mistakes au? #belos gets a brain au? #idk name's still a work in progress #edit: #defanged philip au #lol

[helltoyourdoorstepbtch]

I like that post that’s like ‘they both call each other Blanc’ but Benoit calls him Phillip (unless thats only for home? Phillip calls him Blanc because there’s a potential client there? anyway-)

I propose that Phillip is Hugh Grant’s characters last name (before they got married, if they are - or maybe they have joint last names? Or just kept their last names for professional reasons? Anyway-)

Maybe it’s because they met through work and it just stuck, maybe Phillip’s first name is Benjamin or something and they can’t have all their friends calling both of them Ben - either way I think them calling each other by their last names is cute

Tldr: Phillip is Blanc’s partner’s last name

#knives out #glass onion #Benoit Blanc #glass onion Phillip #glass onion Philip #I have no idea how to tag this #there’s something about a person with two first names as a full name that I find funny #and two married people calling each other by their last names is also hilarious #like ‘yeah we’ve been married for thirty years. yeah we have a house and shared finances and stuff. no I won’t call him by his first name’ #‘that’d be weird’ #I also have no idea what their ship name would be #Phillanc?? #Benoip?? #Benoillip???? #I feel like I’m having a stroke just looking at those

[kapuchino357]

fully in love with the idea that Hunter takes 'Wittebane' as his last name Because it's something Belos never intended to give him. because it's something Belos would hate him for taking.

Belos discarded his name when it was an inconvenience like everything else, well he doesn't get to discard Hunter as his nephew now that he wants it back

#the owl house #hunter toh #toh #emperor belos #philip wittebane #hunter wittebane #spent half an hour trying to word this poetically i give up #hunter getting clawthorne (as is his birthright) or deamonne or even noceda is great #please give him all the parents #but also he should get to live his life out of spite too #as a treat #belos never even really gave him a name anyway #hunter deserves this #lina rambles

[manic-pixie-dream-dude]

WIPs!

#my chicken doodle doos #it's a redraw of the old 'flapjack name reveal' post :) waffles :))) #i also want to draw Magical Girl Luz #and philip in his final moments hallucinating luz as evelyn and the others as the witches he's killed. #(hunter can be included as caleb. as a treat.) #AND lunter smoochin' #also AHEM-- adeamonnefamilythatconsistsofhunterandraineanddirusyesimadarainetruther-- COUGH #there're so many lunter (+caleb & evelyn parallel) ideas i am yet to draw. good lird. #oh god i have SOO MANY THOUGHTS #in my mind there is an essay. that essay is written in shaky and capitalized handwriting and smudged w my tears

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Animorphs Transformers Ax

#horse figure of the day #animorphs #centaur #maybe i'm stretching the definition of 'horse' here but in my defense one of his nicknames is horse-boy #also i hear his actual name is philip and that he is a pokey man

[spaghettiandart]

i like those toh Swap AUs a lot so here's my little small interpretation.

Just a little role swap with:

Philip <- -> Lilith

Caleb <- -> Eda

Collector <- -> King

They keep their base personalities but bc of their roles their motivations are different.

#toh #the owl house #swap au #au #my art #fanart #im not gonna devlop this into anything i just want to draw designs lol #something interesting to note is that while lilith and philip both have intellectual drives #philip is an incredibly self serving one track mind kind of character who is apathetic towards other people #lilith on the other hand may be goal oriented but in the end she does earnestly care about her family and friends #so in my mind theyre kind of an easy swap if you tweak their motivations a bit. #idk what to name the grimwalker of eda. i was thinking artemis or selene to keep with the theme of hunters and moonlight #but then i realized. ATHENA. lilith is such a nerd shed choose athena both for historic reasons AND symbolic ones. #athena is way more of a handful than hunter bc remember. child version of eda. too much chaos for her small body to handle. #you know what would be so cute. if raine and wittewife swapped in this au as well. #collector and king are swapped because thematic stuff and also they both have origins pertaining to grander things #so now the collector is the one who doesnt know anything while king is perpetually stuck in his child form unable to grow up. #also the isles are still made from the body of the titan so i assume that the titan would still have a hand in locking king up. why? #i do not know. #also the collector might go by a different name #maybe star? colly? colin? hell if i know but they love astronomy and playing games

[spockvarietyhour]

Well you're no Black Philip but you'll do in a pinch.

#She saw his very well eaten corpse yesterday and here he is! #The Wind #The Wind 2018 #Danny watches The Wind #also can never remember black philip's name. black angus? black peter? black samuel?

[razzafrazzle]

amnimation!

[image description: a short work-in-progress animation of a person getting ready to throw a much smaller person like a football. the bigger person nods, backs up with a few short hops, and aims their shot before throwing the smaller person offscreen. end id]

#theres a lot more to this scene but i rlly like how this part turned out so!!! gif :o] #this is honestly the most fun ive had with an animation in quite a while #ive found out today that i am not only better at animating rlly cartoony movement but also its rlly fun for me #as much as i like how my art looks when its more realistic i also enjoy doing my cartoony art much more #i oughtta start leaning back into the sillygoofy. might help get me out of this art funk ive been in #anyways!! throwing them #i nicknamed the big character in this shot “shoes” :o] #i havent named the lil angel guy their throwing but the person their throwing to is named doug #thank you to my friend philip for misreading my notes as ''doug'' and accidentally naming my lil dude #philip if you see this omg hi bestie #doc talks #my art #doc's animations #ask to tag

[philhoffman]

This week’s Monday Philm is 25th Hour (2002) which is usually a September movie but I watched it this week bc Phil pets a cute dog and I adopted a cute dog this week <3

Honestly not too much new to say about this rewatch—I’m actually waiting for the Blu-Ray (which was ridiculously hard to find for less than $50??) to see the special features and deleted scenes and, eventually, the three (3!) commentary tracks. I might mention this every single time I watch it but the first PSH gif I ever made was from this movie... Actually it was from a low-res youtube video of the trailer. So it has special nostalgia <3

A movie for monologues. “Fuck Jakob Elinsky. Whining malcontent…. Fuck my father, with his endless grief.” “The dessert’s for starting over... This life came so close to never happening.”

There is one scene when Jakob takes off his glasses and Phil looks exactly like Günther Bachmann.

I watched Spike Lee's BlacKkKlansman earlier today and maaaaan those floating camera shots. Every time I prepare myself for 25th Hour's dolly shot (and the whole club scene tbh) and every time it rocks my socks off.

#I fully believe I could fix Jakob Elinsky like he comes off as such a nice guy. until. #monday philm #philip seymour hoffman #psh #25th hour #* #idc the credits spell his name 'jacob' the book and script say jakob and he also is my idiot UES putz. yakov du alter noyef. zol er krenken

[flowery-king]

I can’t believe Evelyn “curse of Cain” ‘d his ass

LISTEN I HAVE USELESS BIBLE STUFF IN MY BRAIN I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH IT

#curse of cain'd haha #also how did you know i took inspiration from that #wait nvm i'm not special a lot of people compare philip and caleb to cain and able lol #*abel i dunno how to spell that bitch's name #Funny you send this ask at this time cause I'm thinking of past belos and caleb interactions and stuff #maybe planning on drawing something once i get the time hehe #but yes she totally curse of cain'd his ass

[nik-the-bik]

A Game We Used to Play - The Owl House Fanfic

Summary: Young Philip Wittebane and his brother on a Witch Hunt.

A very short idea inspired by the thought,"Hey, wouldn't this have some fucked up implications for the present day story if this was a thing?"

***

“Shhh, do you hear that?” Caleb whispered, holding his arm out to stop his little brother.

“Hear what?” breathed Philip, frozen in place.

“It’s the Head Witch’s siren song.”

“Head Witch?” Philip gasped, eyes widening. He gripped the large stick that his brother had tossed him tight against his chest.

“Ay,” answered Caleb, solemnly. He creeped forward slowly, and with a flourish cupped his hand to his ear. “A Head Witch in charge of a foul coven of witches.”

“A whole coven?” Philip asked, excitement coursing through him. Caleb turned back towards him, Philip saw his favorite glint in his brother’s eye – he knew his brother had something excellent planned. “Will we find a whole coven, Caleb?”

“A few members, at least,” he replied, crouching to the ground and drawing a diagram in the dirt with his own stick. “But if we take the Head Witch, we weaken them all.”

“I’m ready to destroy the entire coven of witches!” cried Philip, brandishing his stick like a sword and slashing through the air.

Caleb smiled warmly at his little brother. “Slow yourself, Philip. You are still training, after all.”

“I do not need to train.”

“Do not let pride get in the way. When fighting dangerous witches, you must be cunning. They are the sworn enemy of mankind for a reason – they will trick you and tempt you in order to destroy you,” Caleb warned, pacing the small clearing in the woods the two boys occupied. Being a few years older, Caleb reveled in playing the sage mentor. “Now – resist the siren song of the Head Witch. They are trying to lure you into behaving foolishly with their musical spell.”

“I hear no such thing!”

“You need to be more diligent, Philip,” said Caleb, eyebrows raised knowingly. “Their song is purposefully soft – softer than the whispers between raindrops – you must listen carefully, lest you fall victim to their treachery.” Caleb’s fingers playfully danced through the air, and Phillip stared at him, breathing in every word. “If you cannot hear their song, you cannot resist their magic.”

Philip paused, trying to hold his hand to his ear like his brother did before him. “I think I hear something,” he fibbed.

“Excellent. Now follow me,” Caleb called, running deeper into the woods. Philip laughed as he pursued his brother, who dashed between the trees and ducked behind them to hide before running the opposite way, luring Philip to chase him further and further. The game was on, and witches or no, Philip was going to conquer alongside his brother. Even if all they conquered was a few feet of forest.

Caleb came to a full stop a few feet ahead before turning and gesturing to his brother to divert course. The two boys took cover behind some large bushes.

“Is it the Head Witch?” Philip whispered. Caleb simply nodded and put a finger to his lips. While his brother tried to peer above the tops of the bushes, Philip tried to position himself to look through them. “Where are they, Caleb?”

“A few dozen yards up ahead,” whispered Caleb, turning his gaze back down to his brother, brow furrowed. “Now listen carefully to my orders, Philip, so that we can take them by surprise and – “

“I already have an idea!” interrupted Philip, whose eyes had caught a large tree a little ahead of them that he knew he could easily climb.

“Shhh, wait! There’s too much you still do not—”

“But I can just – “

“You will not interrupt your commanding officer.”

Philip became visibly frustrated. “Commanding officer?”

Caleb tilted his chin defiantly. “Yes, as the Witch Hunter General in charge of this assault—"

“Why am I never the Witch Hunter General?” Philip whined.

“Because I am the eldest, and therefore in charge of you,” Caleb replied, now dropping the stealth act entirely.

“I want to be in charge. I want to be the ruthless General like you.”

“But Philip! You too are an essential figure in this battle – you are my right-hand man, my ever-faithful Golden Guard!”

“I don’t want to be the Golden Guard.”

Caleb gasped, hand to his chest, feigning hurt. “You don’t? Maybe I should command you to complete a dangerous quest, to force you to prove your fealty to your brother!” he cried, pointing his mock-weapon into the face of the younger boy.

The child didn’t even flinch. “I think I should get to be the Witch Hunter General this time, while you stand as my Golden Guard.”

Caleb laughed. “Perhaps someday.” His grin became mischievous as he got on one knee in front of Philip. “Perhaps when you are eldest,” he teased, poking the tip of his little brother’s nose.

Philip pouted. “Impossible. I don’t think that’s funny.”

“Perhaps when you’re a man, then,” answered Caleb, softer now, as he tucked some loose hair out of Philip’s eyes. Philip’s pout lessened. “But first we must continue our training.” He rose, holding his stick aloft. “We must show these witches we will not succumb to their evil! Shall we join the hunt?”

“Rah!” cried Philip, grinning again, chasing after his brother who once more darted through the woods. He ran as fast as his little legs would carry him, but his brother ran faster. He was desperate to catch up. He ran with all his might as his chest began to ache, the steady rhythm of his panting abruptly ending as he tripped over a vine, collapsing face-first into the dirt.

“Philip?”

Caleb was by his side in a flash, propping him up off the ground and inspecting his chin, his hands, his knees. “Are you hurt, Philip?”

Philip could only sniffle and nod.

“Come on, it’s time we go in,” Caleb said, hoisting his little brother into his arms and marching back towards home.

“But the Head Witch!” moaned Philip.

Caleb shushed his little brother, running a hand through the hairs on the nape of his neck. “We’ll do battle with the witches next time, my Fearsome Little Hunter."

#the owl house #toh #the owl house fanfiction #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #yes the mention of a Siren Song and ''Whispers between Raindrops'' was me trying to sneak in a Raine Whispers joke #i love the visual that comes with their name sooooo much #nikki tries to be a writer #sfw #anyway wouldn't it be fucked if belos was just living out a fantasy that he and his brother would have invented but roles swapped #it raises more connections to the collector and his obsession with games and also calls back luz's initial problem with her fantasies and #anyway idk if this will ever be canon but it will be to me

[puppyeared]

Man it would be so freaking cool if it turned out Caleb had some involvement with the portal door

#HEAR ME IUT HEAR ME OUT #think about it. Dana confirmed that Clawthornes specifically have a think for bird themed palismen #and flapjack is more or less confirmed to be Caleb’s palisman since belos yelled his name ANDDD the thing with the wittebros on that we #newspaper from season 2A right. so unless that was a one off the witch hunters would have had to know they had something to do with witches #since Caleb could only really make flapjack if they were in the boiling isles in ANOTHER REALM wouldn’t the witchunters only find out about #it if he came back and they saw it? and palistrom wood only exists on the isles #AND AND AND based on the nycc clip ppl pointed out that flapjack is kind of familiar with the abandoned house #cause he was pecking at the floor and shit and the other palismen were concerned. so if Caleb managed to get back to the human world maybe #he brought flapjack with him and that’s why he recognizes it #also I don’t think Philip was actually the one who built the portal door. maybe he just included it in his journal because he knew luz would #come along and find it by the time he was belos? and his portal is extremely different from the door because it’s like huge with angel wings #and shit while the door is just a normal ass door #also if you think about it the titan had a way of hiding things from him so maybe that would include the ingredients for the portal too #if he could tell belos would use it for something bad like bringing all the witch hunters to the isles to kill them #so then maybe if the titan figured Caleb was a cool guy he let him find the portal ingredients #which let him go between the realms? ALSO iirc eda found the door not too far from her house and it was half buried in dirt #my theory is maybe even though Caleb had the option of going back he wanted to stay with his wife in the isles and hid the door so Philip #wouldn’t find it or something. maybe he got tired of witch hunting like how he looked tired in the nycc clip #and he wanted to leave that behind. poor dude :o( #idk if this will make sense when the episodes come out but I really want that wittebro lore man #the owl house #toh #the owl house season 3 #toh season 3 #toh theory #yapping #the owl house theory #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

[saturniade]

another bard. yeeeeeehaw !!!!!!!

#ocs #dnd #names ghoulash which is a pun on the ukrainian word [goulaty] meaning to go out / to be a little promiscuous #that he is :] got to use the Faceless backstory which is HILARIOUS its just fantasy autism i SWEAR #he has his aasimar buddy who is like his guardian angel (names philip) and then his ghoulash silly bard persona #and its a big masking metaphor. i love it #philip is just autism to a hundred he fucking hates textures and everything but he is very cool and powerful #he posseses ghoulash for a minute at a time and stims by killing demons with loghtning i guess. #its the beyond two souls its the mob psycho. i LOVE him #oh and the tiefling shi idk i think i posted snippets of her here and there. tiefling butter businesslady wizard shes also cool