#physically at least

[radiance1]

Inspired by @puppetmaster13u and various dragon aus they have.

BUT! This is also a bit of a fantasy/DnD au I guess...? IDK BUT HERE WE GO-

Okay now so, I'm imagining that that Danny, Tucker, and Sam create a pocket dimension for their game via the use of reality warping (via scepter) and something given to them by Pariah Dark before he went off on that whole honey moon thing with Clockwork.

For the record, Danny isn't the ghost king here, Pariah Dark is he's just the prince.

Sam created a garden from the barren earth, that eventually grew into a great forest and spread out to the rest of the world, which technically made her the creator of life but anyways. So, she's holed up in said garden turned forest.

Tucker bestowed upon his subjects (after they were made of course) knowledge and technology and is regarded as the greatest teacher in that world's history.

Danny? Oh yea he became that one that giant dragon that everyone knows is there, is afraid of, and just sleeps all day in this one specific place. You'd have to cut him some slack though, because no one told him creating a world and its laws would be so hard even with help.

That and him, as the one with basically the most knowledge and resident fanboy of space, created the stars surrounding the place as well!

Of course, they couldn't stay there all of the time. What with work (Tucker), high-society (Sam), and studying (Why the heck did Danny decide to go to collage again?). That entire place was just made to play around in before they had to go their separate ways and be, you know, actual adults, so it was easy enough to let go of it really.

Except for Danny. Not of any great reason, really, he just needed someplace where he could quietly study in peace, nap, think or just get away from the Ghost Zone before he had to go through all that princely nonsense again. Plus, none of their creations in that pocket dimension really wanted to mess with the giant fuck off dragon who was said to created the place anyways.

For the record, Danny is more of an eastern dragon in design with a long body rather than western. So that probably just added more into his intimidation with his sheer length.

So, you know, of course he would have been none too pleased when someone actually did disturb his solitude (as stated by the dimension's residents) as soon as the world was thrown off-balance by an outside force.

Meanwhile, Klarion the Witch boy is having the time of his life coming across a whole world that somehow hasn't been affected by Order or Chaos. So he's capitalizing on that.

Then he came across a place that was said to be sacred, not that he cared, and then came across a boy who didn't look a day over his teens (which frankly doesn't say much in regards to immortals) with a frankly long tail that looked longer than he was tall and very majestic looking horns.

Danny was annoyed yet curious, Klarion was surprised yet delighted.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Honestly I have no idea what I did with this #But #Dragon au les go or something #Will Danny and Klarion become friends? I don't know #Danny is technically an adult by human standards but he no longer ages #Physically at least #Probably because he became royalty too fast or Dragon immortality I guess- #Anyways have fun with this or something idk

[darkwood-sleddog]

like i can just imagine already the frenchie people that will be bemoaning these crosses because they don't "vibe" with the "temperament" of the frenchie because they are "active" dog breeds. god forbid your frenchie can function as a dog but like....get a pet rock if you're so inclined.

#dogblr #dog breeding #the second you cross jack russels into ANYTHING the small brachy dog people go fucking nuts lol #like oh you want your quirky dog but you don't want your quirky dog to move got it #im saying this because the pug people already repeat this over and over again about any potential cross lol #like even akc MALAMUTE people feel wary over crossing in CIDS and Greenlands bc of temperament #when they are essentially one in the same dog #as if you can't be selective over what dog you're crossing in's temperament #or choosy on what puppies produced go on to contribute to a cross breeding program #like again god forbid dogs have genetic diversity #i know a guy on fb who crosses greenlands and malamutes #and i cannot tell much difference #physically at least

[battlevann]

uhmmmmm swap au mutuals how do we feel about drummer or bass player Zacharie

#pre getting burnt alive #also fun tidbit he was completely fucked beyond recognition because of the incident but binding with blaze #left him with damage on the right side of his body but otherwise fine #physically at least #imagine that bit in the 2014 thunderbolts comics where jb crashes but when they put him out he's fine #think of it similarly to that #ghostposting #swap au

[aka-indulgence]

Hello I've been hit by the pain beam *collapses*

#vent #physically at least #im just hurt and dunno what else to do so hi ndkdng #my plans for the day... dashed 🤧 #that robo is how i feel fkfmg

[autisticamerican]

May I recommend this fic?

Alternate meme under cut

#dc #dc comics #batfamily #batfam #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #this fic was one heck of a ride #tim goes missing and everyone's worrying joker took him #so Alfred grabs a shotgun and hunts the joker down #and takes him out with one shot #tim's fine #physically at least #instead of killing him #jason took him to the League of Assassins #they went to go pick up damian #and take him to bruce early #jason felt really guilty about going to kill tim #when he learned just how bad Tim's mental health is #so instead of killing him the pits are like #“must kill whoever made little brother sad!!” #bruce is in for one heck of a tongue lashing from jason #:)

[yunjardi]

i promise i'm not dead guys :):

(concert hangover is real as fuck btw)

#physically at least #new stuff is coming soon :) #a new theme is coming soon too #jardi shut up and write

[blanketmoss]

I think I’ve said this before but cousin lorry obeys cartoon laws of physics, not real ones

You could run him over with a steamroller, peel him off the floor and shake him out like a rug, and he’d be completely fine

#physically at least #cousin lorry

[will80sbyers]

I will never understand how I manage to have anxiety about things like making a phone call or respond in group chats but still be ready to verbally curse out someone when I'm angry about something I care about... also it's been too long since I've had a debate about politics with people irl I should really have another verbal fight with someone just to release stress lmao

#someone will punch me irl #but I am kinda hoping that happens so I can defend myself #a bit like the karate kid but more Mike Wheeler because I don't think I would win the fight #physically at least

[isasan347]

Okay so eepy brain has set in and I must (unfortunately) be going to bed.

However, I will spoil you with the beginning paragraphs of the story (which will change once I preview it in the morning because it is probably really cringey and grammar really bad):

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No one knew where the hero went for his adventures. It had become the expectation that she would not hear from the traveling hero for months on end, as he was always caught up in his own business. The people of Hyrule found it strange, as they knew that the hero always had a close relationship with the princess. A natural relationship, considering how he had saved her many times before.

Though the princess never outwardly showed it, she knew it was quite off for Link to be acting like this. Perhaps it was because the hero never seemed to catch a break, as when one adventure ended another quickly began. It was very unfortunate; Link had already done so much for the kingdom, and yet he could never find the rest that he deserved. It made Zelda’s heart ache and her mind swell just thinking about the unfortunate life Link lived… no wonder he couldn’t find it possible to stay and relax if he gets called for another adventure…

Zelda was wondering how Link was doing as she enjoyed her afternoon tea. It was normal during this time of the day when she thought fondly of him, as a long time ago he would come and join her. There, they would simply… exist. His face would light up, talking about all of the unique sort of people he had met on his journey or cool little secrets he picked up along the way. The stories he told would bring laughter into the room, making the day just a little bit more bearable with him around. Those days didn’t last long, as after Zelda was captured and rescued from a strange land by Link, who then chose to ride out into the sea back home… he frequented the castle less and less.

Zelda sat down the teacup, and began massaging her aching head. Her handmaidens told her that she worried too much for Link, and they were right… All of this worry was driving knives into her forehead, and upsetting her stomach.

“Your Majesty, are you all right?” One of the handmaidens approached the princess, noticing the color from the princess’s face being replaced by a sickly green. The princess mumbled something illegible, before slumping against the chair, succumbing to a numbing darkness.

AAAAAAAA THANK YOU LADYE THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE THIS!!!!

#F for Fable tho #I know how she feels #physically at least #linked universe #lu fable #ask for Isa #everyone look at my friends awesome writing

[wellthebardsdead]

Vivec:

Craves radical freedom, wishing to be everything and everyone all at once.

Promiscuous for the sake of pleasure and to get what he wants.

A known liar and story teller.

Power hungry and uses fear to gain love.

Polyamorous but not interested in marriage unless it benefits him greatly. (Cue Molag Bal losing his spear)

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Vs

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Vivienne:

Craves normality and the comfort of certainty. Just wants to be himself and himself alone.

Promiscuous for the sake of survival and to get what he needs.

Honest in all aspects of life, only lies if it means the safety of himself and those he cares about.

Cares not for power but wishes for honest and genuine love and not just someone interested in his body or his past life.

Polyamorous and interested in marriage. Just wants to be loved and to have someone to look after again. Lonely boi.

#vivienne is going to lose his god damned mind when he starts slowly turning into his past self #physically at least #Vivec #vivienne dragonborn #skyrim

[liverpool-enjoyer]

got my foot stuck on a glue trap. used my other foot to free it. other foot got stuck. cycle repeated for several minutes. no one was there but it was embarrassing.

#im free tho!!! #physically at least

[daekarys]

hi friends 🥲 i know i’ve been dead on here lately but i’ve been going through some health stuff that has been really stressful, so i’ve just been trying to take it easy. it seems like things are looking up though, so hopefully i will be able to be active again sooner rather than later 🙏🏽

#and it’s been especially stressful bc i’ve always been a healthy person #physically at least #so having something wrong with me that can be serious out of nowhere is #giving me insane anxiety ☹️ #OOC. #illness mention /

[angelbvn]

might have to eep early am not feelin it

#brainrot.txt #physically at least

[ryuvnosuke]

the thing about anime dazai is that he's a bitch and i want him dead. manga dazai is a different type of bitch and i am happy with having him severely injured but i do not pray for his death every time i remember he exists

#manga dazai has suffered enough #physically at least #i still want to see him cry some time #but anime dazai... #i'm praying for his downfall #i hope he stays dead when chuuya shoots him #bsd

[ijuuin-pet-company]

hey i'm not dead

#physically at least #emotionally yeah #i was on vacation a couple weeks ago and it takes me ages to recover #also my fucking therapist moved away #me: thats fine i can handle this #my dad: opens his mouth #me: augh i need therapy

[mockingnerd]

She is what I picture when I imagine Mercymorn, I can’t help it

#yuck! #plegh! #physically at least #mercymorn the first #tlt #the locked tomb #mercymorn #admiral holdo #star wars