#please dont take this seriouely

[kabukiaku]

actual canon (reality): terzo pokes fun and says unhinged things at the audience for thirsting after the ghouls more than him

implied canon (out of context): terzo is thirsting after his ghouls

fifth dimensional astral canon that exists in my crazy little world aka my brain: terzo is poking fun at his audience for thirsting after ghouls more than him but it's also a therapeutic way to let his feelings out about omega on stage because they are secretly dating, and no one knows of it yet.

#ok i shut up now #terzomega #terzo x omega #text #ghost band #the band ghost #guys please dont take this serious its just fun headcanon nonsense #im well aware that weve taken the omega comments out of context #but that has not stopped me from imagining these two holding hands and....kissing..............

[sophie-baybey]

I dont actually care about Reddit user migration discourse or whatever, but r/196 users y'all gotta learn how posting works down here. The r/196 tag is like, exclusively reposts. We don't do that here. I know Reddit is a platform designed from the onset around reposting but that ain't it here. You either dig in the trenches for hours to find the post you're thinking of, or it gets lost to time naturally until it gets found and sent around in a reblog chain 5 years later and we all get a wave of nostalgia. Y'all subsided on reposts from tumblr for years but you gotta adapt to survive in this climate.

#r/196 #this post isnt serious so dont take it seriously please lol #im teasing

[made-nondescript]

woag man

#fwhip #fwhip fanart #empires smp #empires smp fanart #i have nooooo idea what im doing what this rendering style is i dont know. please just take him #nondescript art #ive had this 90% done for like a week and a half #i saw the skin and blacked out im so serious

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

in the past week or so ive seen a lot of people posting about how there's this oversexualization of trans girls on the site, and I gotta agree, there are way too many people (including other trans women!) who act like we're all dtf 24/7 or always super kinky and horny. I've been tired of that stereotype for ages and i am saying this as a rather sexual trans girl myself...

...but I think people are overcorrecting a bit now, and are starting to veer into "trans women shouldnt be talked about sexually / need to be shielded from it" territory. and, to me, that's really dangerous, because outside of some queer spaces - and even within them- the sexuality of trans girls is heavily scrutinized, as is attraction to us. as much as I dislike certain aspects of the memes and jokes that kickstarted the stereotypes, I'm kinda grateful for them as well. girldick jokes helped with my bottom dysphoria, voice kink shit helped me like my voice, and the whole "tgirl tummy tuesday" thing gave me a lot of confidence in my body where I hated it before. I think this open appreciation of trans sexiness has done a lot for both me and others on tumblr.

again, obviously its got its problems - people end up assuming every trans girl is horny, or only spread positivity if its related to sex with us, and of course the people who do have dysphoria from the things that are being sexualized are left out (like those the "girls without dicks are like angels without wings" memes, ugh, feels icky every time). and on the note of comparing tgirls to angels, we also started getting treated like we're ethereal fertility goddesses and that t4t sex was some inherently sacred ritual. spoiler alert, trans girls are normal-ass people and t4t sex can be holy for the participants but its generally a pretty normal thing to do as well

coming back to the "don't sexualize trans girls" posts now, I think they were initially going in the right direction, but at this point I'm starting to raise an eyebrow at more than a few of them. I'm not gonna whip out the "youre a sex hating puritan if you post about it" accusation because that is obviously wrong but again, I think people are definitely overcorrecting and starting to turn this into a (false) dichotomy when it's not. its a complex topic and each individual trans woman will feel differently about it.

(I feel like the internet just erases any nuance in favor of a two-sided, highly polarized flamewar with unrealistic views on both sides. actually i wouldn't even say this is a super-nuanced discussion because its really not that hard to say "fetishization is bad, but so is suppression of sexuality". will this post just end up being a void scream and people will continue drawing lines between one side and the other? probably. but I am a stubborn bitch and I have hope that we can be reasonable.)

anyways I'll close this off by saying that I wrote this between around 1:30 and 2 AM on terrible sleep the night before, that I hope what I said is coherent enough, and that I will keep being a trans girl who is openly sexual, gets horny over other trans women, and is proud to be transsexy as fuck. I will keep being critical of jokes and trends and memes that stereotype us, even from our own community. I will keep being angry at how poorly us trans folks are treated with regards to our sex lives, bodies, and relationships between the two. I will keep loving and lusting over trans women without fetishizing them. And I will keep doing all of these til the day I die.

#taking a break from the late night funnies to get serious for a change #this is... sorta a vent post? idk. #please dont tag this with 'transmisogyny' i do not like that term #feel free to reblog though. if enough people are shitheads ill turn reblogs off but again i have hope we can be nice. #transmasculine folks please feel free to add anything else you feel is relevant! im writing from the perspective of a transfemme #who mostly spends time in transfem spaces and i obviously dont have the experiences of a transmasc so. yknow. add on if you have something #alright thats all for now back to your regularly scheduled sleepy/funny posting

[foreststepp]

я поняла что этому месту не хватает Стаматиных-аварцев (не спрашивайте)

it is just silly sketches with Stamatins as avarins??? avarets??? avars???? i don’t know how to translate this word. just know that this is a caucasian nationality

A: what are you doing?

P: nothing.

#i will continue to infodump you about caucasian things #please dont take it as serious thing or a headcanon i just made silly sketches for fun thank you #ебать я умная что дала Петру бурку у меня такой большой мозг невероятно #pathologic #andrey stamatin #peter stamatin #мор утопия #андрей стаматин #петр стаматин

[plulp]

MORE HAPRER PLEATHE HES SO FINE

youve asked this at such a good time because i had just had a harper design explanation idea and i wasnt sure if i should make it or not:

#im sorry i didnt do something more serious i tried to thats what ive been doing for the past since you sent this ask but. i couldnt #im sorry but feel free to send another ask and itll take me longer to get to it but ill draw something serious next time promise #my art #asks #harper the doctor #dol #anonymouse #sorry its not my usual style for this blog #just couldnt get it right with the other things #i also had to make like 4 new brushes because my old ones didnt feel right anymore #sigh. such is the life i lead #because i do think the side bun is cute but i do Not think harper would settle for that if there wasnt a good reason #my reasoning is that. harper cant tie their hair #please clap #im trying to find what this looks like though but i cant #but i swear one of these panels looks exactly like something ive drawn before #i just cant put my finger on it #maybe it was a sketch i deleted or something i have no idea #EDIT: found it it was a sketch on whiteboard my friend took a screenshot of #i dont feel right putting this in the dol tags because this is literally nothing. something that only applies to my design of harper #but i do want to keep my blog sorted :(

[a-wondering-thought]

Now im not saying i would ever be an arsonist but im not not saying that sometimes i want to set a building on fire and watch as the flames grow and flicker around me and hear the flames start to roar and turn different colours as i watch mesmerized by them and they inch closer but still i dont really notice because how can something this beautiful be so deadly and if i do its too late and as the fire catches on to my clothes i look up at the sky and wonder for the last time..

#hahaha #please dont take this too serious #im not gonna actually do it #but im stuck alone with my thoughts what do you want me to do? #vi screams into the void #i guess i really am screaming into the void atm #fire #arson #be gay commit arson #tw arson #arsonist

[bibuckbuckley]

POV you're the Sassy Gay Friend™️ who also happens to be in love with your oblivious best friend

#this is just a joke from an old video #PLEASE dont take this serious and come at me #this is NOT buck hate #this scene reminded me of this and i thought it'd be funny #buddie #buddie crack #911 crack #911 fox #kj makes stuff

[arsenicflame]

ive had to step away from all the analysis of the finale because thinking about it for too long it fills me with such a [rage? bitterness? frustration? all of the above?] the likes of which ive genuinely never felt for a show before

ive cared about media before. ive been disappointed by media before, but i think the difference is i haven't put my faith in media like i did ofmd- and the more time passes the more i feel fucking stupid for putting that faith in the show in the first place, when so many of the things coming to light now were already there

i cant think about it too long else it makes me so fucking sad, and im tired of analysing it to bits because its not going to change anything, theres no way to fix any of this, no way to find a spark of light in it, no way to come back, to resurrect the show i fucking loved.

im sure everything everyone is saying is well thought out and nuanced things but for the sake of my own enjoyment of this fucking show i have to just not engage with it anymore.

#the last post was the exception to this and its only bc that segment of the interview was directly on my feed #like im sorry if you followed me for my serious takes and now youre getting silly goofy dude #but not taking this media too seriously is the only way im coping rn #ikyk ive talked your ears off about my relationship with fucking show and the fandom in the past month but. but #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd critical #like. the serangela break up Sucks and i could yell about it forever #but in the end i dont think i really went in having faith that marvel wouldnt fuck it up #and thats the difference here for me #the faith i did put in. and the way i see how that i shouldnt have #ill still complain. but i dont have the energy to read them or try and write them in a way thats in any way fact checked or nuanced i just #i need to complain but i need to keep my love for this fucking show i. need to #again. ikyk. so. silly hours. ignoring s2 hours. making up that fictional man hours. i gotta #also please enjoy nyx tries to label an emotion and fails

[blueclearcloud]

BUCKASSNWILD THEORIES FOR A BUCKASS WILD SHOW THATBIS BANG BRAVERN

Spoilers for show till episode 8, kinda.

I am ofc ignoring the obvious theory that Bravern and Smith are the same person. Everyone is saying it, so i wanna believe the anime is gonna go stupid and buckwild to be that predictable:

1. BRAVERN IS KNUTH AND SMITHS ACCIDENTAL BABY.

People with sense will ask, how? Yet no one wants to answer how robots create humanoid batteries??? I rest my case. This is probably the craziest and most darkly funny one and im basing it on her talking about "making love" so baby made AND how there was no bodies or parts found near the crater. So maybe they combined or smth.

2. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS DAD!

He loves tokusatsu so maybe he got teleported into weird space time and learned how to make giant robots. He imbues Bravern with his Isami love, and somehow finds a way to teleport him back to that time.

3. LEWIS SMITH IS BRAVERNS FATHER FIGURE!

Technically this is 2.5, but i wanted a 3 and couldn't think of one involving Lulu unless she was Braverns Dad actually, going back to theory 2. Anyway, Smith is teleported to random space somehow alive and finds a younger Bravern. He teaches him the ways of tokusatsu and Isami love to travel back in time somehow causing the time loop.

Ok done theorizing. And if Isami and Lewis don't make out by the finale at least once, i will actually have a mental breakdown.

#bang brave bang bravern #don't take me seriously #Unless im right #Then im obvi blessed by Apollo and am an oracle #I just dont want ppl being annoying and saying im stupid for ignoring the obvi when it's not that serious #Wanted to make a funny #yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern #Bang brave #Lewis smith #WHEN WILL THEY KISS!!! #Pull a yuri on ice on us im begging you anime #How did that only happen once??? Please give us suprise gays more often! #Like it wouldn't be shocking bc literally the entire show is bravern x isami x smith #Even if they were the same person i do think of it as a polycule #It would be shocking for an anime to just do it w/o advertising it as BL #How am i gonna live till next Thursday x2 baby 😎

[steelycunt]

kill the idea that everyone, even people who do not like her, secretly and inevitably harbours some kind of grudging respect toward some aspect of taylor swift. we do not

#that is what drives me crazy that idea that like even if you dont want to admit it or youre not a fan you must appreciate taylor swift on #some level!! because she's taylor!! and if you claim you dont you're just saying that to be contrary or spiteful!! that is not true that co #nsensus does not exist. i appreciate taylor swift on zero levels. you invented that. the whole 'oh but you cant deny shes a great lyricist- #i think you will find i absolutely can. because i do not think she is. i cannot put it more plainly. but i do think the least u could do #if youre gonna be a swiftie is just like the music without trying to cast her as a feminist girlboss taking on the industry. #that is a white american billionaire. please be serious. #anyway sorry swiftie mutuals look away this is the only post ill abt this but. time person of the year. insane #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[droughtspell]

(shitpost) Headcanon that Blue likes to top, but unfortunately for him Red's preference is also to top, so he actually mostly bottoms. Thursday nights usually look like this.

Not pictured cause my hand hurts: this always has a happy ending dw, but it's a cycle for sure cause Red's a stubborn ass.

Red, thinking to himself: "He has the prettiest eyes and the most ethereal smile yet somehow his mouth spits the nastiest vilest stupidest fucking shit no man on earth should ever speak….. but he do be cute."

apology for making Blue say the most cursed thing in the world, here's his panel without it lmao.

#this is how i got my s.o. to bottom /hj #for laughs! dont take this too seriously #reguri #gurire #sh itpost #namelessshipping #originalshipping #trainer red #blue oak #green oak #preemptive defense: this is a sh itpost. a joke if you may. please do not come to my replies/tags with serious yaoi p*litics

[unfortunately-obsessed]

Selina Kyle has commitment issues bigger than Texas while Bruce has abandonment issues and that's why I never see batcat as final

#PLEASE PLEASE DONT TAKE WHAT I SAY AS SERIOUS META #Then again i do ship Bruce loser Wayne with my oc #theyre the only married couple of dc <3 #im delusional #i dont know why im saying this when dc writers never let neither Selina nor Bruce (especially Bruce) be happy #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfam #selina kyle #me!rambles #me!batman #me!batfam #me!catwoman