#please stooooooop

[yuzuna123]

It hurts to see some fans just don't understand Kazuya 💔💔

#tekken #kazuya mishima #he's so complex and complicated #“he doesn't love jun” shut uppppppp it's literally canon they loved each other #you have art books saying kazuya saw her as a lover as much as a maternal figure #harada saying jun realized kazuya died in his heart many times #like please i beg you do you research #he may be an asshole but he does have a heart #even some of his own fans don't understand him i am crying #please stooooooop #he's not a misogynistic jerk he literally respected anna so much he let her work for him #jun even fell for him im #why would jun fall for a guy like that if he was that way? #harada said she wouldn't #so please #he's honorable and respects his crew too please

[ichthysgospel]

Why do coffee drinkers feel the need to act superior to tea drinkers if i ask you want your favourite kind of tea is i do NOT want to hear "oh actually i like coffee :)" thats not what i fucking asked you is it.

#my gospel #please bro ive been trying to do a fucking survey on the best kind of tea and i cant even get an accurate poll #because OVER HALF THE RESPONSES HAVE BEEN 'sorry i like coffee better' #STOOOOOOOP

[nachthimmelschwarz]

I‘m angry. Like I‘m really fucking angry. And I thought I am angry for no reason. But there is always a fucking reason. Every second of every shitty day. It‘s the cold wheater, the heat of my car heating. It‘s the noise of the street and the silence of my lonliness. It‘s the birds and the politicians and the war and the hate in the wold.

I‘m angry. Like really fucking angry.

#And i hate this feeling #Make it stop #please #Fuck #i dont want this #highest Form of sadness #Anger #sensory overload #make it stooooooop #help

[bittersweetblasphemy]

oh fuck ive now reached the "brain feels like its being scrubbed with coarse sand paper" level of understimulation.

but at the same time the stuff i normally put on in the background while i write is distracting me from writing, so im stuck doing only one at a time.

i can't even burn energy at the gym because my fucking knee is fucked.

#make it stooooooop #brain pls make neurotransmitters? #someone please for the love of god toss some enrichment into my cage

[menefie]

He’s saying I’m lucky cause I’m able to completely ignore him. 🤦‍♀️

Too many guys (and probably girls) be too down for pregnancy without establishing commitment or having stability first.

Then trying to finesse/force it at that... 😬

I admit I’m a damn fool too… (aside from birth control at least).

But… 🙃

#stop #please stop #fr stop #make it go away #make it better #make it make sense #make it stop #make it stoopppp #make it stooooooop

[fbfh]

tristan dugray with baby fever

STOOOOOOOP PLEASE PLEASE KEEP GOING

no bc we've already established a LOT about Tristin. he's dedicated. obsessivley so, even. once he HAS you he doesn't get jealous in a petty way as much as in a puffing out his chest birds acting eccentric to defend their turf way. when he gets jealous the pda goes in FULL SWING. he is so shameless and has just a little sprinkle winkle of bull energy. so you would think that his baby fever comes from this obsessive lovey dovey I want everyone to look at you and know you're mine place right???????? not quite. like it does but not till later. Tristin's baby fever is soul crushingly gut punchingly triggered by watching you interact with a little kid. Chilton is a k-12 school, so this probably started late in your senior year. there was some little kid who was new and got horribly lost and ended up in the high school building instead of the kindergarten building. you and Tristin saw her hiding behind a bench and you stopped to help her. Tristin stood nearby, watching the way you crouched down and introduced yourself in a gentle voice, the softness of your demenor to not scare her. you told her you get lost all the time, and it's normal for a new school to feel scary until you get used to it. you smooth her hair and tell her chilton is really fun and the other kids are nice. you tell her how great the cafeteria is and how cool the junglegym is at recess. you offer to help her find her kindergarten room, and Tristin watches with wide eyes and changing brain chemistry as you scoop up this adorable little kid wearing a backpack as big as she is and walk over to him.

"This is my friend Tristin. Tristin, this is Lilly. Do you wanna walk with us to the kindergarten building?"

Lilly tries to say hi but hides shyly as you chuckle. Tristin walks with you two all the way across campus as you two show Lilly all the cool statues and portraits, all the old trophys and class photos along the way. Tristin works his magic, charming giggles and smiles out of Lilly as you two turn a terrible first day into a pretty good one. You each hold one of her hands and swing her along as you finally reach the kindergarten building, smiling and giggling right along with her until she's safely dropped off at her kindergarten room. Mrs. Benning, the teacher, thanks both of you profusely. Before you part ways, you give Lilly a hug and high five for good luck. Mrs. Benning sends ahead a note so neither of you get in trouble for missing class, and I swear to god, Tristin does not stop thinking about it for weeks.

Flash forward a couple years, Tristin is almost out of college and ready to step into the marketing department of the family business, just like his parents and grandparents planned. One day he gets a call from his dad, telling him that his cousin Honor's baby shower is coming up soon, giving him the details of when to be there and what to bring, but he kind of stops listening after that. Honor's having a baby? like, his cousin Honor? the one that's not too much older than you and him? he stares at you sitting on the floor in front of a mirror, doing your makeup and wearing one of his shirts with the coffee he made you at your side, and suddenly he can't stop thinking about a little toddler that looks just like the both of you running over and sitting in your lap while you do your makeup. calling you mama, shaking a rattle or whatever toddlers play with, wearing those little pajamas with the feet on them... and now it's all he can think about. he knows his dad and grandpa have had his life planned out for him since before he was born, he always knew the timeline was graduate, marriage, kids, take over the family business and he really never had like... a resentful "I hate my destiny" phase with it. Up until high school he was very much in the "oh that's years away that doesn't have anything to do with me and my life yet" mindset. then he met you. and now, standing in the doorway of your shared bedroom in your shared apartment watching you get ready, Tristin is overcome with desire. he wants you. he wants a life with you, he wants to hear you say that he's the father of your child. he wants an unbreakable, irreversable bond of every possible kind with you. chemical, social, legal, eveything. he wants to cuff you, to lock you in. he wants to sleep at night knowing that your and his babies, toddlers, kids, are sleeping soundly in their cozy rooms right down the hall, that you get to sleep next to your husband Tristin, the father of your children Tristin. he wants to hear people call you Mrs. Dugray, wants to bump up his old man to a grandpa, prove to his dad how a dad should treat his children. he wants to break the godforsaken generation cycle that always seems to come with the generational wealth, and raise your kids to be loved and happy and secure. and in that moment, he speedran through all the stages of baby fever to stage 4 extreme terminal the baby fever is baby fevering kinda baby fever. god help you, the (surprisingly short) span of time between now and when you get pregnant???? he's going to be more insufferable than ever.

I will be writing more about how insufferable and nightmare and evil /pos tristin is with baby fever just not in this ask cause it's getting too long. send me more excuses to talk about this.

#drabbles #tristin dugray #tristin dugray x reader #tristin dugray drabbles #baby fever #gilmore girls #gilmore girls drabbles #gilmore girls x reader #dad!tristin dugray #tristin with baby fever is a NIGHTMAREEEEEE #AUUUUGHHHHHHH HES SO CHARMING #he's so so so he's so he's he's heeeee'ssssss #“aww look how cute mary... think we could do better?” #AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[helphowdoiusethis]

Hot water bottle cooperate please I'm in pain and can't go get painkillers stooooooop!?

#periods are the worst #helphowdoiusethis #jay's complaints

[landofication]

Lando stooooooop stop it

he's so hard on himself please

#f1 #lando norris #mclaren #formula 1 #qatar 2023 #qatar gp 2023

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

New rant: stooooooop with the “Swifties swiftly trying to learn about football” edits and reels and posts. Please, I beg you.

People contain multitudes. I was a sports fan LONG before I was a Swiftie. I have been a dogged sports fan since early childhood, going to baseball playoff games before Taylor was born. Like months before, lol, and because it was a me-and-my-Dad-quality-time thing for decades. But still: we can be both. Many of us are.

And it’s feeding into misogynistic views that unnecessarily bifurcate things into “men’s” and “women’s” interest columns, which then deems “women’s interests” as inherently less valuable.

Are we not past this shit? Argh. It makes me ragey.

[criminalskies]

romeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromeromerome

ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.

i just read it

I have no words. YOUR WRITING IS SO PEACEFUL

(i know it's not an adjective for writing, but it just feels right, I mean, that's how I would describe your writing)

AGHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH

STOOOOOOOP BECAUSE THAT ONE WAS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS I’VE EVER WORKED ON AND IT KINDA WAS NOT SO WELL RECEIVED AND I LET THE DEMONS WIN A LITTLE SO THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS!!!!

seriously aaaaaahhhhhh I wanted it to feel peaceful and smskskdjskfns I wanted it to feel like the final scene in barbie with miss creator™️ herself 🥺 thank you so very much for your kind words I’m so pleased to hear you enjoyed 💕💞💕💞💖💞💖

I’m gonna bear hug you now. I hope that’s okay 🫂🫂🫂

#Rome’s got mail! #anon mail #love mail 💌 #crying my fuckin eyes out over something so CUTE

[houseofzoey]

Stooooooop. Please. Please stop. No, P.C. Cast, you cannot label a white rabbi, a white nun, and a white minister with the pan-Indian title of Wise Women.

Yes, I am aware that wise women and similar labels exist in other cultures, including European cultures, but P.C. Cast has a history. I don't trust that she isn't conflating all these spiritual women with the general concept of indigenous Wise Women.

#house of zoey #redeemed #rage from a native studies major

[im-no-jedi]

writing down my thoughts as I rewatch “Pabu”, this is the most incoherent I’ve ever been, be prepared ROFL

what planet are they on in the opening scene? how long have they been hanging out with Phee? has she been in regular contact with them ever since “Entombed”? I NEED TO KNOW

love that Omega was at the table with Phee the whole time, and Phee used the excuse that she was teaching Omega her trade, we love to see it 🥰

I RECOGNIZED STEVE BLUM’S VOICE INSTANTLY AND NEARLY WENT FERAL

Phee handing that poisoned drink to Omega was really funny to me for some reason LOL

Hunter and Wrecker. HUNTER AND WRECKER. LORDY HELP ME. as if I wasn’t already in love with those two... D A M N 😍😍😍

nah fr Hunter flinging his blade at that worm was LITERALLY SOMETHING I WROTE IN MLWTBB OVER A YEAR AGO WTF

I just need that entire fight sequence embedded behind my eyelids plz, it was SO good \o/

TECH PLAYING SOLITARE ON TOP OF GONKY, I DIED 🤣

all of Phee’s comments about Omega, gurl knows what’s up (and Hunter totally agreed with her)

why was that message from Cid so freaking ominous??? ma’am??? where did this animosity come from all of a sudden??? srsly I feel like the “Cid is a villain now” thing came out of nowhere (despite what happened in “Faster” but I digress... idk it just doesn’t sit right with me ok lskjdfgklfdkj)

they’ve been away for THREE WEEKS doing what exactly???? hanging out with Phee??? traveling to nowhere in particular???? I NEED ANSWERS PLZ

I can NOT believe Pabu is literally just Palma Flora (a city in Wildemount that I set my DnD campaign in 2 years ago). literally the events that happened in this episode were VERY similar to that adventure from the Wildemount guide, and I am cackling about it haha

Phee literally being female space Indiana Jones was not on my bingo card, but I’m not complaining about it, good for her \o/

NOT WRECKER WITH THE “you’ve got some competition!” TO TECH I LEGIT LOST MY MIND OMFG

SERIOUSLY I CAN’T BELIEVE TECH/PHEE IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE LSKJFGUIHGLFKDJ

the way Tech stopped when Phee started walking to the museum.... BRUH. DOES YOU HAVE A CRUSH MAYHAPS 👀

Omega immediately befriending Lyana made me SO happy, she finally has a friend her age (which I KNOW Phee thought of on purpose, she brought them all there for OMEGA’S sake, I KNOW IT) 🥰

“do you know everyone here?” “of course! we’re all like family!” YOU DON’T SAY 👀👀👀

THE MONKEYS. they’re so cute and I want 20 of them thanks 🥰

“I... have not heard her laugh like that in some time” *SCREAMS INTO MY HANDS*

to no one’s surprise, I’ve been monitoring Hunter like a HAWK, and I’m pretty sure that man never stopped smiling from the moment they landed on Pabu OMFG. I know everyone is talking about Omega’s happiness, but HUNTER WAS HAPPY TOO. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

speaking of...

“as a father, you couldn’t ask for a better place to raise a child”

*INHALES SHARPLY*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literally I was SHAKING after that line, I am a WRECK and I will NEVER RECOVER

ALSO

“a little stability might do you all some good“ I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAYING THAT THE ENTIRE TIME THANK YOU PHEE

it’s not just for Omega, they ALL need this, they ALL need a safe place where they can just live life and not have to worry about anything, PLEASE they need it so bad 😭

space sushi is canon. SPACE SUSHI IS CANON. HALLELUJAH \o/

the way Hunter told Omega to “have fun”... MY DADGUM HEART. SIR. I’M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH YOU PLZ 🥺😭💙

“I’m full! I am NEVER full!” STOOOOOOOP. this poor man has never had a decent meal in his LIFE, I am SOBBINGGGGGGG

and then Tech “I will note the date and time to commemorate such a momentous occasion” PLZ SLKFJGHGLFKDJS

crying actual tears at Omega out on the boat, smelling the ocean, feeling the sun on her face, and reminiscing about Kamino... MY SWEET BABY 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙

and then Lyana with “doesn’t that get lonely” after hearing that they’ve never stayed in one place for very long... GURL. I FELT THAT. I LIVED THAT. O O F 💔

Phee practically dragging Tech over to the corner to see the lights; she even grabbed his wrist, the menace. she’s got it BAD for him, and he totally feels the same way, I LOVE THEM 🥰

Hunter noticed the monkeys were acting weird, but I KNOW he also felt the vibrations in the earth before anyone else. my man is just that good ok 😌

are tremors common for islands like that? I have no knowledge on the subject. my initial thought was OMG THE ISLAND IS ACTUALLY A DORMANT VOLCANO because of the shape of it?? idk LOL

Hunter ABSOLUTELY could feel the vibrations. “I don’t think it’s over yet” HE KNEW. HE COULD FEEL IT. HE’S THAT GOOD 😤

the fact that it’s been 30 YEARS since the last sea surge, and another one just so happened on the same day TBB showed up. @jam-n-ham and I joked that they brought a curse to the island ROFL

the warning alarm sounding like a foghorn was a nice touch 👌🏻

all of that water receding so quickly was TERRIFYING 😰

Hunter quickly taking charge and telling everyone what to do in his usual calm demeanor, my GOSH I love this man 😩💙

Wrecker sticking with Shep while Phee stuck with Tech, no surprise there 🤗

Omega sounded so scared when she called Hunter, oh my poor baby 😭💔

Tech and Phee with the grappling hook 👀😏

Wrecker immediately picking up the old guy and running off with him, I love him so much 😂

this episode marked the THIRD time we got pilot Hunter, and I am LIVING for it. Tech, please give him the wheel more often 😍🥰

also, I am suddenly reminded of “why is Omega hanging off the ship?!” after rescuing the girls; how’s that for an unscheduled study break? 😝

Wrecker putting the old guy on his back and climbing up the ladder like it was NOTHING 🥵

honestly, one of the most heartwarming things was seeing all the people helping each other during this crisis. when Wrecker came up the ladder, several people grabbed the old guy and helped him up, then several more grabbed Wrecker when Shep was about to fall. Shep was right, the whole island is like one big family 🥺💙

that shot of the island from the following day was devastating 💔

Tech and Phee still hanging out; he literally is just following her around now 😁

WRECKER OMEGA AND LYANA SLEEPING UNDER THE TREE 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙

absolutely OBSESSED with that moment between Tech and Phee when she stops him, what am I saying, I’m obsessed with all the moments between them, I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS CANON FR LDKFJGHJUIGOFLDK

Hunter wanting to stay so they can help rebuild the damaged homes 🥺 as if he needed another excuse to stay amiright 😜

“I had the same idea” “did’ya now?” SLDFJGHIOHGLFDKSJHD

SRSLY THEIR SMILES AT EACH OTHER HELLO??????? YOUR HONOR THEY’RE IN LOOOOOOOOOOVE 🥰🥰🥰

the fact that Shep reiterated that they’re welcome there... y’all they finally have a HOME 😭😭💙💙

and that’s it! end of the episode. man. just pure serotonin from start to finish 💙

and yeah, I know we all have the same thought. “it’s not gonna last!!” WELL MAYBE THIS TIME THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT HUH, EVER THINK OF THAT???

I honestly think we’re meant to assume the worst, but it’ll end up being ok. sure, Omega getting captured by the Empire is absolutely still going to happen. but I think Pabu overall is going to remain a safe spot for them to return to, similar to Ord Mantell. they’ll finally have a real home. and it would be completely dissatisfying to have that all taken away just for the sake of ✨drama✨. let this show be the ONE time everything turns out ok in the end, please Jen and Brad, I am BEGGING you 😫🙏🏻

#the bad batch #star wars the bad batch #tbb season 2 #anyway I'm going to have this episode on repeat until next week thanks #for the rest of my life actually #this might be my new favorite episode of the show PERIOD #my heart is SO full after seeing this #what a prime example of that SW hope that the franchise promotes #so so SO grateful for this show in general #I'm getting mushy and emotional all over again #sldkfjgsldkfjs #star warz #tbb spoilers

[kevjrr]

girl stooooooop!!!! (By that i mean please continue) all these photos of ney with his teammate’s smiling giggling and being happy makes me go fucking feral and MISS HIM EVEN MORE THAN I ALREADY AM😭😭i hope he comes back soon i miss ney like he’s a limb i lost forreal 💔

I MISS HIM TOOOOO!!!

Can he please post something or stream on twitch??? I want to see his pretty face😩 Hahaha yessss I’m not stopping!!! Any particular duo you’d like me to do??

P.s anyone who wants me to post Ney with someone in particular, please feel free to tell me!

#askss<3 #neymar #neymar jr #psg

[alexa-crowe]

NO!!!!!! TXF FANDOM!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!! MULDER’S NOT APOLOGIZING FOR TRYING TO KISS SCULLY!!!!! NO!!!!!! HE’S DOING THE THING WHERE WE SAY SORRY AS A COMMISERATING THING, LIKE “I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU”!!!!! IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO APOLOGIZE BC SCULLY WAS CLEARLY INJURED BY SOMETHING HE DIDN’T DO!!!! AND SHE WAS VERY MUCH RECIPROCATING HIS WANT TO KISS HER!!!!! PLEASE NO!!!!! TXF FANDOM!!!! STOOOOOOOP!!!!

#txf #it’s the same thing w the new years kiss though #i absolutely GUARANTEE that it was in NO WAY PLATONIC #bc on new years the tradition isn’t “kiss anybody” it’s kiss someone you’re in love with

[bigfootswashingmachine]

brain please stop thinking about low dose t like stooooooop like for real stooop it I don't have time for this for real

#I am too hurried for time. it's just too much work ok. I am so so sleepy have pity on me #but like what if it was just a LITTLE BIT of t

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #49 Worried

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Ohse: W-what happened? Are you okay?

Iori: Saru-chan!

Terra: You’re wounded! What happened Sarukawa-kun!?

Rikai: Saru… Where in the world did you…

Sarukawa: Shuddup! Don’t come near me!

Iori: Saru-chan….

Fumiya: Amahiko. That’s worrying

Amahiko: Yes. Very worrying.

-

Sarukawa: Haah? This ain’t got anything to do with you two

Sarukawa: It’s my problem. Piss off.

Fumiya: Kei. We’re worried.

Amahiko: Exactly, we’re worried.

Sarukawa: Shut it. It’s none of ya business

Sarukawa: Whatever I do wherever, whatever trouble I get myself into ain’t got shit to do with you

Sarukawa: There’s no damn reason for you bastards to worry ‘bout!

Fumiya: No, that’s not what we’re worried about

Amahiko: That’s not it

Sarukawa: Hah?

Fumiya: Kei, you often come back home from fighting, yeah

Sarukawa: Yeah

Fumiya: And you always come back beaten up like that

Sarukawa: What about it

Fumiya: Just a guess but do you, suck at fighting?

Sarukawa: Eh?

Amahiko: He has to suck. He’s beaten up almost every time

Sarukawa: I don’t suck

Fumiya: A losing streak. Back to back.

Sarukawa: I don’t lose

Amahiko: We’ll lend a hand if you’re weak

Sarukawa: I’m not weak

Fumiya: You don’t have enough muscles. Amahiko, how about doing some muscle training with him?

(Sarukawa complaining in the background about listening to him)

Amahiko: That’s a good suggestion. It’s dangerous to let him keep fighting when he’s too weak for it.

Fumiya: It’s worrying

Amahiko: It is worrying

Sarukawa: OI!!!!!

Fumiya & Amahiko: ?

Sarukawa: I don’t suck at fighting.

Sarukawa: Also, I was completely under the wrong impression

Sarukawa: Like, If I got myself in some kind of trouble and that’s what you’d be worrying about

Sarukawa: “Huuuh? This guy’s always losing his battles?” “Is he okay~?”

Sarukawa: Yet you were worrying about that, eh

Fumiya & Amahiko: Exactly

Sarukawa: I’M GONNA KILL YA!!!!!!!

Amahiko: Sarukawa-kun, I’m worried about how you’re always hurt when coming back home.

Sarukawa: You guys are hurting me the most right now.

Fumiya: But to keep on losing is bad, ‘cuz your nickname’s Wolf

Sarukawa: EHHH!????

Amahiko: As he says. A wolf is a strong animal and the fact that you keep losing makes no sense here.

Sarukawa: HOLD OOOON–!

Fumiya & Amahiko: ?

Sarukawa: Wh…. why do ya know…

Amahiko: Excuse me?

Sarukawa: WOLF!

Sarukawa: How the hell do ya know that my nickname’s Wolf!

Fumiya & Amahiko: A little birdie told us

Sarukawa: Although there’s only one guy that knows this….

Sarukawa: That piece of shit….

Sarukawa: Fuckin’ dares to tip ‘em off….

Fumiya: Your rep is at stake if you don’t win, so why don’t you stop all the fighting, Wolf

Sarukawa: Don’t call me Wolf!!!

Fumiya: Eh? I can’t call you Wolf? Why?

Fumiya: A name like Wolf is not something bestowed to you by others. You thought about it yourself, thought how it was good, hence you gave it yourself. An alias that embodies all of you.

Sarukawa: Stop

Fumiya: And yet you don’t want to be called by it. Could this be a kind of rebellion? No, that cannot be. Because, you chose Wolf yourself.

Sarukawa: STOP!

Amahiko: From all the animals that exist, why would one choose Wolf? I dare say it was because of the lone wolf connotation it carries. An approach typical for a middle schooler. That kind of sense-

Fumiya & Amahiko: Is what we’re worried about.

Sarukawa: STOOOOOOOP!!!

Sarukawa: You bastards are not worried in the slightest!

Sarukawa: It’s just bullying at this point!

Sarukawa: You’re makin’ fun of me aren’t ya!

Fumiya: Sure sure sure

Fumiya: We overdid it a little, don’t get mad, Kei. Coochy-coo

(Fumiya tickles Sarukawa)

Sarukawa: Aha- STOP YOU IDOT!

Amahiko: Please don’t be upset, Sarukawa-kun. Coochy-coo

(Amahiko tickles Sarukawa)

Sarukawa: Aha- I SAID TO CUT IT OUT!

(They don’t stop)

Sarukawa: STOP TICKLIN’ MY SIDES!

Fumiya: Huuuh~ So this is the kind of music you listen to.

Sarukawa: OI! Don’t go around touchin’ my shit!

(Amahiko lays in bed)

Amahiko: Fuuuh~

Sarukawa: Don’t sleep in my bed! Wake the fuck up!

Fumiya: Is it for real that you set your bangs every morning?

(Fumiya pokes Sarukawa’s head)

Sarukawa: Don’t poke my head!

Amahiko: I envy how pink suits you.

(Amahiko pokes Sarukawa’s head)

Sarukawa: Stop poking! You’ll mess it all up!

(Fumiya knocks stuff over)

Fumiya: Oh, oops. I knocked them over.

Sarukawa: Come on! I fuckin’ said to not touch my shit!

(Amahiko opens the window)

Sarukawa: And don’t open the windows!

Fumiya: Coochy-coo

Sarukawa: STOP TICKLING MY SIDES

(Amahiko starts dancing)

Sarukawa: DON’T DAAAANCEEE–!!

Sarukawa: Seriously what the fuck are you guys here for!

Sarukawa: Piss off already!

Iori: Guuuys~ Dinner’s ready so please come to the table.

Fumiya: Yippee

(Fumiya & Amahiko speed away)

Sarukawa: These two, were just killing some time, huh…!

Sarukawa: I’m killing them instead

Iori: Saru-chan, you hurry up too.

Sarukawa: Hold it

Iori: Eh?

Iori: Why did you pick up a metal bat?

Sarukawa: Io

Iori: Huh?

Sarukawa: Sit down for a sec… there’s something IMPORTANT we gotta talk about…..!!

Iori: Woah, feels like he’s gonna kill me for some reason

Iori: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

#charisma house #charismahouse #sarukawa kei #tendou amahiko #ito fumiya #motohashi iori