#pls kill me already

[theshinazugawaslut]

what do you think about manwhore sanemi

- 🍭

I'd rather shit on my hands and clap.

The concept of manwhore Sanemi is very bizarre to me, I just don't think it would ever fit. One-night stands, hook-ups, drunken sex with strangers, intimacy with just anything that moves- Nah, I just can't see it in that man.

Before anyone attacks me for this, if you think it's normal to do those things, it's also normal to not do those things, so don't judge.

Sanemi, no matter how he grows up and what he becomes, wouldn't fit into the "fuckboy" box.

#sanemi #sanemi shinazugawa #kny sanemi #anime and manga #sanemi x reader #sanemi x you #kny #husband sanemi #esha answers your questions #sanemi headcanons #im emotional yall #i come from a physics exam #and this is what i see #pls kill me already

[bbunnyboyy]

WHY WASNT HE SMILING WT MD THIS MORNING???? WHYYYYYYYY

#genuinely going batshit #pls kill me already #actually abt to go insane if he does one more thing that suggests he’s mad at me #just kill me pls #teacher crush #tc community #teacher attachment

[xuanzangg]

i just opened tumblr and who the fuck is Abby😭😭

#pls kill me already #pls 💀💀💀

[lovelyn06]

“Would you even notice if I was gone?!”

“Of course I would”

THIS IS BREAKING MY HEART

#annabel lee nevermore #nevermore webtoon #webtoon #lenore nevermore #pls make up and make out #just kiss already #this arc is killing me

[wasabi-gumdrop]

just lookin

#kiribaku #krbk #wasabi doodles #this warmup almost killed me ('''': #i haven't been able to practice much lately sobbing #pls have mercy i didn't wanna draw kiri's spiky hair #baku hair already tested my sanity

[caitlynmeow]

Lmao I really love how canonically Alcina said this to her daughters:

@ Bela: “I expect results.”

@ Cassandra: “you’re my daughter, act like it.”

And then there is Daniela and Alcina is just “have fun!”

#house dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #alcina dimitrescu #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #it’s the way Alcina babies Daniela #she leaves the actual work to bela and Cassandra and dani is just there to enjoy herself #but it’s not always fun and games because dani notices this and instead of enjoying her freedom she often thinks that her mama doesn’t #think of her as capable as her sisters #that she’ll never be as good as them that’s why she’s excluded from many things and never sent alone for any of these things #idk i was going thru the game again and I noticed these lines between Alcina and her bug spawns #like bela is her eldest and she’s expected to handle things on her own #Cassandra is also ruthless and Alcina wants her to put that skill into work #she was literally like ‘stop messing around and bring me Ethan’s head’ because Cassandra was scaring him at random with her ‘rawr’ and ‘bo!’ #like pls stop playing hide and seek with the man and kill him already #Daniela is different because he’s Alcina wants her to have fun but she worries about her #she isn’t as strong as her sisters that’s why she’s kept in the library while her sisters go on the hunt #she’s just young okay #still learning #that’s why mama gets worried about her and woukd rather keep her somewhere safe than send her into danger #like even during normal hunts Daniel is never alone

[yeonslayjun]

Xie Lian gets me fr fr If only I could kill someone virtually.....

#Me and xielian have two things in common: Killing Qi wrong and having Hua Cheng #can qi rong pls die already?? #where's Hua Cheng when you need him???? #Bro come fast your wifey is being targeted #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #mxtx tgcf #xie lian #qi rong is a bitch #qi rong pls die #qi rong

[ananicoleta]

Looney Tunes headcanon time!

I've been thinking about this for a while so now I gotta share it on here!

Bugs Bunny doesn't get mad easily. That's just how he's wired. Calm, collected, level-headed, usually pretty relaxed, lazily strolling down the street while humming a merry melody (eh?), he prefers to chill and doesn't really take anything seriouslly.

A Warner Bros. intern messed something up, be it accidentaly or because he was a careless idot? Bugs doesn't even flinch and immediately finds a way to fix whatever it is.

A student at Acme Looniversity is goofing around way too much during a lesson? All Bugs has to do is give him a look and the child stops at once, but he never raises his voice or loses his temper.

One of his enemy messes with him? Pfff, are you kidding? That's the most fun he's gonna have all week!

Even when he gets irritated by one of them, he doesn't actually get mad mad and he certainly doesn't hate them (he's too cool for that). It's more of an "oh, he interrupted my peaceful afternoon? now i'll have to fuck his entire shit up" kind of thing. He might be mildly annoyed in the beginning but by the time he starts plotting the poor soul's demise, his irritation is long gone. His motivation is rather the principle of "don't mess with me" rather than anger.

Sometimes Bugs will fake being mad to get his point across (to scare people, usually a nemesis or a student), but again, he's not really angry, he's just exaggerating.

However, and this is where my headcanon comes in, this doesn't mean that sometimes Bugs Bunny doesn't get pretty fucking MAD.

Like I said, it's very hard to get him at that point. But when he gets there oh, Lord have mercy! And it's not what people (who have obviously never seen him in that state) might think.

He doesn't shout. He doesn't get physical. He doesn't throw a tantrum. If he does any of those then again, he's not really mad. He either does it for comedic effect or to intimidate. No. It's much more unsettling than that.

Instead, he just goes quiet. And not the usual relaxed, watching-shit-go-down-from-the-sidelines quiet. Oh, no. He's rigid as a statue. His upbeat expression is replaced by one of pure coldness. No condecending smirk, no smug look, no playfullness in his eyes. Just a motionless face with an icy stare.

If Bugs speaks when he's like this he doesn't raise his voice. He doesn't need to. Instead, his tone is serious but surprisingly... calm. Not relaxed like it usually is, but more like... even. Controlled. Firm. There is a slight strain in his voice as if he's doing his best to hold back the greatest rage someone has ever seen (because he is).

If he does this to anyone then that person/toon will most likley shit their pants. Because they know, oh, they know they fucked up big time if Bugs Bunny acts that way towards them.

Whenever he's like this literally everyone is scared of him. Toon or human, doesn't matter, if Bugs is this angry YOU STAY OUT OF HIS WAY.

No one messes with him, not Elmer, not Sam, not Wile, not Marvin, not any of his enemies, no Acme Loo student, no WB intern, even the executives are nervous around him if he's like this. Even Daffy, who gets a kick out of pushing Bugs' buttons every time, is nope-ing himself out of that situation so hard. Like nope. Not today. Nuh-uh. He wants to live, thank you very much.

I feel like I should mention that Bugs isn't cold hearted though. Even if he is in this state he will not be a prick to people who have done nothing wrong or to the ones he cares about. He realizes it's not their fault.

He might be a little distant but it's just because he wants to be left alone to calm down. The others know and understand and will leave him to cool off.

Again, though, he doesn't get this angry that often. In all his life he's probably been like this like three or four times (which is very rare given that he's been around since like what? the 40s? but even if it's happened only a few times it was enough to earn him the reputation of being really damn scary when pushed to far).

Also, he's never ever like that because of a Looney Tune or an Acme Loo student or anyone he cares about. If you are part of the aforementioned categories then it's damn near impossible to get Bugs to be that mad at you. Annoyed? Sure. Angry? Sometimes, yeah. But never mad like that.

No. This type of rage is reserved for a special breed of people. The ones that have crossed Bugs big time, that have done something really messed up.

What makes this so scary for the others witnessing it, even if it's not aimed at them, is the fact that it's so different compared to the way Bugs usually acts. Like, he's almost unrecognizable. Besides, the rabbit is pretty powerful given his whole WB mascot gig thing. He can rock your entire world with just a snap of his fingers.

#the mesaage is don't push bugs too far #trust me others already did it #they thought they could mess with him since he is just a dumb bunny/cartoon #it did NOT end well for them #fuck around and find out at its finest #also idk why i wrote this it's past midnight here and i have school tomorrow haha kill me pls🥲 #looney tunes #bugs bunny #daffy duck #elmer fudd #yosemite sam #wile e coyote #marvin the martian #tiny toon adventures #acme looniversity #headcanon #looney tunes headcanon

[mamawasatesttube]

i wish it wasn't so normal for people to complain about unfinished wips or fics that take a long time to update. because sometimes i think i have a really fun idea for a fic but it'd take a while for me to write, and i like talking about my work as i do it and i don't like writing entire fics over like 20k without sharing, because i lose steam. so if i were to write and post that cool fic idea, it'd be as a wip. and then i think about all the people who just refuse to engage with wips, or all the other people who would just go "update pls" all the time, and of how people only really comment in the first 24 hours something is posted and then it's lost to obscurity, and then i just go "actually whats the point in going through the effort writing this out? i'll just daydream about it now and then and be done with it." and then i don't write it. alas!

#rimi talks #shoutout to that one person who followed me from resi fandom and commented on one of my dc fics like ''pls update that resi fic'' #also shoutout to all those tumblr posts about how theres nOthInG wOrSe than finding a GoOd FiC but its uNFiNIsHeD #i used to really like writing longfic but these days i kind of shy away from it bc it rly does get discouraging #like they say ''write for yourself'' and i do but i certainly dont share just for my own satisfaction yk??? #anyways. i already have space fic and theres no need for me to start another fic. even if it would be fun. #ive also just been in a Mood about writing since yesterday and thats not helping matters 😔 #but it feels like a stupid thing to be in A Mood about. idk. whatever jdlksk hopefully itll pass and ill be normal tomorrow :/ #bc talking to duck earlier today we came up with a really fun mermay fic premise. but. writing? me? multichap again? lol. lmao even #like i would love to!!!!!! having two ongoing multichaps wouldnt kill me i like to pingpong between wips #but dealing with people whining about update times or telling me they refuse to read bc its a wip...... dunno if i can do that again fellas #okay. enough woes and whining. i guess i will go play a video game

[u3pxx]

PROF IS YAPPING AGAIN

#i hate this class smmm SGHDHD #STRESS *IS* PART OF MENTAL HEALTH WTF U TALKIN ABOUT #THAT ISN'T SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE NORMALIZED #i hate it hereeeEEEeeEEeee #sunnysiderambles #pls let me out of here can it be 7 pm already DGDHD #edit: hes talking nonsense again im killing maiming killing #for a class on theology that is so focused on the welfare and goodness of people he seems to stray away from the lessons every time #thats some next level shit there how does he keep doing it

[usermarquez]

#MARCMÁRQUEZ: this is me trying.

#marc marquez #motogp #motogpedit #n.mov #bynadya #tsinspired #pls don't kill me i'm already dead #if this flops i'll cry if it doesn't flop i'm crying anyway

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

hey did you know there's an album loosely adapting moby-dick that has wlw starhab specifically starbuck being ahab's secret admirer while ahab and fedallah (who is also a woman) are lovers apparently. yeah just thought i should let you know you'd seem interested (the album makes a LOT of weird choices and is not a Good adapation at all... but the music does slap and also we get canon doomed lesbian starhab hello). just to let you know

HEY WHAT THE FUCK. ANON PLEASE SAY MORE RIGHT NOW I AM PRESSING MY FACE TO THE GLASS???? CANON FEDALLAHAB AND STARHAB???? PLEASE TELL ME THE NAME OF THIS I AM BEGGING 👁💙👁

#i have already consumed so many bad adaptations i'll sit through anything for canon starhab #AND WLW STARHAB? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? #IS IT POSSIBLE TO KNOW THE NAME OF THIS ALBUM 👁👁👁👁 #anonymous #moby dick #answered #i havent been able to find this on Google pls help me anon 😭😭who is she #UPDATE for anyone seeing this post now: theres follow ups on my blog! #album is kill the whale by daniel emond and i have notes/reviews on it in further posts

[juliuscider]

Phantom: guys the craziest thing happend last night-

Swiss: Crazy?

Dew: I was crazy once

Rain: They locked me in a room

Cirrus: A rubber room

Copia: a rubber room with rats

Aroura: and rats make me crazy

Phantom: uh, guys...

All of them: Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy?

Phantom: ...GUYS!... you're scaring me!

#the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost the band #nameless ghouls #dewdrop ghoul #ghost #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #phantom ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #copia emeritus #cardinal copia #aroura ghoul #incorrect ghoul quotes #incorrect ghost quotes #someone might have already made a post about this but i dont quite remember #pls dont kill me

[edsbacktattoo]

i know it’s still months and months away but i keep thinking about when the trailer for s2 drops. can you imagine it? jesus christ. we’re all going to lose our collective minds. sorry in advance to the non-ofmd-mutuals who are going to have to witness us dissect the entire thing frame by frame like a lab frog. it’s going to be complete chaos

#i can already hear the screaming #like if they SAY WORDS in the trailer???? #if ANYONE talks im going to flip the fuck out #why am i nervous about it #is that normal #guys #is that normal pls be honest w me #like anything at all happening in that trailer is going to kill me instantly #i’ve actually decided they’re not allowed to release it #i’m better off without it 😌✌️ #more sane this way #ofmd #our flag means death

[spidergangforever]

OK I've got one for Huntsman.

You're able to track through scent and a keen eye for tracks in various terrains. Have you ever tracked big game, like say...a moose? And if you did, have you kept anything as souvenir like the horns?

~ Princess Anon (👸)

I always say "Morning" because if it was a good morning I would be Hunting

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk huntsman #lmk syntax #dear beloved followers.... pls forgive me 4 taking a while to do these i have school and such :( #also writing is really needlessly difficult for me. ah #sorry if this is..... not that good. this ask did give me the vivid image of #a deer into the caves at like 4 in the morning awakening syntax from their precious beauty sleep #goliath is also tagging along with him not to stop him or anything but to make sure he didnt hurt himself (and also cuz hes. an enabler/j) #and syntax just being sooo salty about that particular incident forever<3 #speaking of #animal death #tw animal death #<- thats there for good measure #i do think Huntsman kills things. (reasonably. mostly.) bc i think it would be funny. #i meant to write something in there about him always searching for something bigger. like to hunt. ah!! i forgot #oh well ive already drawn everything im too sillg #enjoy. i may draw something else to go along with this one... stay tuned #UGH CORRECTION #*IT GAVE ME A VIVID IMAGE OF HUNTSMAN DRAGGING A DEER INTO THE CAVES

[captainpikeachu]

*pterodactyl screech*

*throws up*

*collapses to the floor*

*ceases to function*

also I swear to god if this is Keiko watching Lee sacrifice himself or something to get the girls home, I will actually die

God pls let this tragic polycule have some kind of happy ending with each other, don’t reunite them just to break them apart again 😭

#I’m already dying pls stop killing me like this #keiko miura #lee shaw #monarch legacy of monsters #monarch legacy of monsters spoilers