Crane Crazy
Just a short story I wrote long ago on other media, warning this may contain a story of King Olly going crazy because I imagine Olly's Journey folding 999 cranes for whole hours. enjoy at your own risk.
*meanwhile at the castle*
Olly: *folding cranes*
Rubber Bands: uh, boss you've been folding these cranes for hours now, how many do you have to do?
Olly: 1000 cranes
Rubber Bands: 1000 CRANES!? that'll take like days to fold them.
Olly: well he or she shall have the patience to fold the origami cranes, with the 1000 cranes, I shall have my origami kingdom.
Rubber Bands: but that's-
Olly: ugh trust me I have tons of patience, it won't take long
*5 cranes later*
Rubber Bands: hey my king, just checking how you doing.
Olly: I'm fine why'd you ask?
Rubber Bands: well you know, just wanna make sure, you don't go insane while folding the cranes.
Olly: I appreciated your concerns but there is no need, I'm alright, now I must continue. *folding cranes*
*30 cranes later*
Olly: *hands shaking while folding cranes*
*intense music*
Olly: can someone please turn that off?!
Folded goomba: *turns off the music*
*100 cranes later*
Olly: *looks like a crazy lunatic with bags under his eyes and he's still folding the cranes while....jittering* hehehe foldy this, foldy that *insane giggling*
Hole Punch: *comes in* hey boss?
Olly: *still insane* why yes Mr. Foldy I'd love to join you for a teaparty *insane laughter while turning his head around then started drooling*
Hole Punch: ..... *leaves without a word*
*250 Cranes later*
Rubber Bands: *comes in* Olly are you sure you're ok- GREAT BANDY!
Olly: *drawing on the walls while singing a creepy song*
Rubber Bands: Olly!
Olly: *turns his head to Rubber Bands with glowing eyes*
Rubber Bands: *silence*
*500 cranes*
Olly: *reading a storybook to the cranes* and then the origami king and the origami queen finally have their origami kingdom, and lived happily ever after, the end. sleep tight my babies.
Hole Punch and Tape: *watching Olly*
Hole Punch: is he doing ok?
Olly: *hugs his cranes* my babies, my pwecious wittle babies.
Tape: yeah the king's lost it.
*780 cranes*
Rubber Bands: so how is he?
Tape and Hole Punch: *all beaten up and fill with scratches*
Tape:...what do you think? I tried to talk to him but he went all crazy mode on us!
Jean: *sees them all beaten up and started to laugh* HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rubber Bands: *sighs*
*805 cranes*
Stapler: *whimpers*
Olly: *Ah my sweet cranes, aren't you just the cutest tings?
Stapler: *scared*
Olly: *turns his head at stapler and with a creepy smile* do you want to play with me too,, doggy?
Stapler: *runs off*
999 cranes*
Olly: *unconcious*
Rubber Bands: *comes in and gasps* AAHHHH!!
Tape: *comes in* woman! can't you see I'm trying to- Boss!
Olly: *shaking while babbling* I...did it...I'm almost done!
Tape: what you mean the cranes?
Olly: all...I need is...one more crane. isn't that wight my babies *kisses the cranes*
Tape: *whispers to rubber bands* the boss has lost it.
Olly: *insane laughter*
*fast foward to the final boss*
Olivia: you monster folding the princess is too much, you've gone too far, you could've possibly done anything worse except wait *gasp* all those cranes you wouldn't.
Olly: I would and I did, witness the 1000 cranes technique *shakes a bit* he who has the patience of folding these cranes will have any wish granted!
Me: wait a minute, How did you manage to fold all these cranes in a day?!
Bowser: yeh, even I'm starting to feel curious.
Olly: well dear lady, with the power off patience and determination!
Me: uh huh I bet you went on a insane rampage while folding these cranes.
Olly: .... *eye twitching* ANYWAYS MOVING ON BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I'LL MIGHT REGRET LATER!!!
*the end*
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