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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 year
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Ingo’s S/o, rescuing Ingo and Drayden: You’re both lucky I know how to escape from handcuffs.
{I-S/o starts picking the locks on their handcuffs.]
Drayden: Yes, thank Arc you’ve been arrested so many times.
[I-S/o, who’s never been in trouble with the law once, looks at Drayden perplexed]
I-S/o: Arrested??
Ingo, flustered:....*Ahh-hem*
I-S/o: Oh, right, “arrested”. {chuckles}
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calamity-queen · 1 year
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I want to write a “Scotty Doesn’t Know” inspired fic with Giovanni. That being said, who should be “Scotty?”
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phantomstatistician · 4 months
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Saturday Status Update
The wait time for a request is: 51 working days
Upcoming charts (if the sample size is large enough):
Pacific Rim (2013) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Lab Rats - Bree, Chase
Lab Rats Elite Force - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Victorious - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Pokemon - 10 most popular Pokemon
The Amazing Digital Circus - Pomni
Ninjago - 10 most popular platonic ships (AO3)
Danganronpa - AO3 big trigger warnings, Tanaka Gundham
Halloween Horror Nights - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Invincible - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Blue Lock - 10 most popular characters (AO3), Isagi Yoichi
Heaven Official's Blessing - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Legend of Zelda - Ganon, Ganondorf
Miraculous Ladybug - 10 most popular OT3s (AO3)
Final Fantasy XIII - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Star Trek - 10 most popular series within Star Trek, Captain Archer, Captain Pike
Detroit: Become Human - Leo Manfred (all fics and English-only fics)
Broadchurch - Alec Hardy
Maria-sama ga Miteru - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey
One Piece - Crocodile
Warcraft - Sylvanas
Addams Family - 10 most popular tags in the Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair relationship tag (AO3)
Darna - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
That '90s Show - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Batman - Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Yellowjacket - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Grace & Frankie - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Futurama - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Andor - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Star Wars - Cassian Andor
Lesbian Character (tag) - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular fandoms (AO3)
Character X Reader - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Link Click - 10 most popular tags (AO3)
Hamilton - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Once Upon a Time - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular tags (AO3)
Inglorious Basterds - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Nevertheless - 10 most popular ships (AO3), 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Homestuck - 10 most popular ships (4/13/16 to present) (AO3), 10 most popular tags (4/13/16 to present) (AO3)
Have a more elaborate request?  Or want to jump the queue?  Or you want to support me as a content creator?  Buy me a Kofi!
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sumthinganarchy · 1 year
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welcome to the weird wide web
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hello! my name is sumthing, this is my main (posting) blog. I post art, irl imiges, and text post. i am a selfshiper! He/him!
trans, aroace, fictosexual, orchidromantic, lithromantic
requests: open
requests page
my accounts: 
@sumthing69 : my main blog (i only reblog on there)
@sumthingwantdie : xreader writing blog
@whysimp : g/t blog
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sumthing.exe: text post
sumthing.irl: irl post
sumthing.s/i: my self insert post
sumthing.art/ my art: my art
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F/O x me tags underneath ⬇️⬇️⬇️
[Note that these tags are for pacifically for f/o x me/ s/i, this will not get rid of x reader content]
[I personally don't care if we share a f/o, as long as you don't ramble about you self ship (with them), or bring me that artwork of said self ship, and you cool with it, it's fine]
!!!BLOCK THESE TAGS IF YOU ARE UNFOMFORTABLE WITH SHARING F/OS!!!
Tags:
🍃tree paradise🍃 : millennial tree cookie x me
🍃i can feel the wind🍃 : wind archer cookie x me
❤️‍🔥warm hearted cookie❤️‍🔥 : fire spirit cookie x me
spykey shopkeeper : spyke (splatoon) x me
Smiley shipping : emmet (pokemon)x me
Back pain shipping : ingo (pokemon)x me
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I'm sorry to bother but I just love them so much- ehhhh O and L?? Proton is my fav in case you don't wanna do all of them
L = Love Confession: How would they confess to their s/o?
Ariana: I believe she can be more self conscious about how she comes across to others than she lets off, so I believe she would try to read the situations they're in and see if it's appropriate and the mood is right. It would take her a while before admitting her feelings because she'd want to make sure she actually feels a certain way for someone and would be willing to be in a committed relationship with them, and also because she doesn't want to get rejected by someone she would quickly be dismissive about because she didn't know that she'd fully like and accept them anyway. If she feels like she could get away with admitting her feelings flirtily I'm sure she would, because in her mind it seems like a more relaxed approach than walking up to them or looking flustered or saying something "dumb" in front of someone who could quickly become an "enemy" for lack of better term from undermining her or using her to up their position in some way.
Archer: I think that Archer would have similar feelings as Ariana, but with less fear of the "consequences" of rejection and more fear of what to do with his feelings of rejection. When he does admit his feelings he would either take the approach of waiting for the time to be "right" (Outside of work hours obviously and also most likely not in an extremely flirtatious way like Ariana.) and shows up to their residence suddenly or to a planned meet up with flowers. Either way I think that besides often making eye contact and chatting or watching over them or eating lunch near them (Silently sometimes because he's not sure of what to say and decides to say nothing at all.), he would still come off a bit sudden at first to not be harassing at work and to get his feelings in order before deciding to confess.
Petrel: I honestly believe thay Petrel can be a bit flirty, but he never really gets close to anyone or proceeds into a lot of relationship type behaviours often because he knows he's not committed enough and isn't going to pretend to be a "hot shot" who keeps people waiting and wondering or weaves in and out of relationships status like a greasy frat boy. When he does really like someone though I think it hits him like a ton of bricks in the sense that although he smiles at them and greets them, but he gets flustered easily and overthinks responses while he is already engaging and giving a response. It's funny to think that he's just self aware enough to know that he may actually like someone. His grooming habits and amount-of-cologne-to-proximity-of-person-he-likes ratio defidently picks up and he tries to stop by and talk to them as much as possible, even if it's just small talk. He tries to be funny but it may not always work, so he's left to look like he's acting laid back but is cursing at himself on the inside. I think that because he knows that he thinks he feels a certain way for someone and doesn't want to be that "guy who became a close friend but actually wants to canoodle with you and was waiting for your "permission" supposedly" person, he doesn't want you to start confiding in him until you know that he likes you romantically so you don't feel disappointed or confused later about why he listens and spends time with you. He may admit it suddenly during a late night friendly hangout to make sure you know his feelings and position, or by coming up to you with flowers or during a quiet night on the balcony. I don't know if you'd call them all romantic exactly but at least he's honest.
Proton: One could almost say it's like he's testing the waters of thoughts of liking anyone in general to the point of dating, or, not unlike a cat sniffing a piece of cheese to see if there's a pill inside. At first he seems a bit weird or very dissimive of someone he thinks he likes, to the point where he's in their peripheral looking at them often while doing things (With those laser eyes that make you think you did something wrong, are about to get scolded, or just generally makes you self conscious (Do I have a boogie, a zit, or messy hair?)) or his gaze doesn't hold for long when speaking or giving instructions (If he likes someone he works with.). Knowing how precise, analytical, and collected he is though, it's hard to tell that he's avoiding making eye contact because he often shifts his gaze to documents or something around him and back which may look mysterious and almost cunning, but is actually him being flustered and feeling unsure. He tends to come across weird in other ways like you're about to be scolded or shood away, or the way he seems to pop up without a sound out of nowhere (Tries to "act cool" but is accidently ghost walking into a room.) or help complete tasks whether work or personal without much verbalizations outside of relevant questions, and long stares (Wit them lasers again. 🙈) before suddenly departing. It's mostly a lot of odd feeling alone time, even if that alone time is just being the only people in a room at the moment at work. He'll try to make small talk better as time goes on, but for a little while it's curt answers from him and sudden questions about your interests and day that sound like interrogations towards you. When he does feel like he's ready to confess, he'll probably end up settling on going to a museum or having a picnic somewhere secluded and admitting his feelings by the end of the day by taking your hands in his and saying "I like you" or leaning back on the picnic blanket and saying the same phrase. It will probably be the first time he's looked deep into your eyes without you thinking you had a boogie. 💖
@blxxdingtoy I'll be making "O" in a separate post! 😊💕 And don't worry, you're not bothering me at all!! I love all of these characters a lot as well and would love to make more posts about them! You're giving inspo and helping me build my writing skills as well; thank you so much! ☺💖 I tried to make Proton's longer as well obviously (He's a fave of mine too. 🙈💖💕). Feel free to send asks any time they're open! 😊💗
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F and K from the NSFW alphabet for Cyrus, Archer and Colress? 😳
Warning: This contains 18+ content, please scroll past this if you're uncomfortable with this or you're under 18.
Cyrus
F = Favourite Positions (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Call him boring, but Cyrus mainly sticks to the Missionary position unless you're able to convince him to try others. One thing to know is that he just prefers to being able to be facing you to take in your reactions. Though, he wouldn't mind a position where he's not able to visibly see your face, just as long as he can hear how much pleasure you're in.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
JOI: Sometimes Cyrus just wants to see you bring yourself to the point of succumbing to his orders. The best part is that he doesn't even have to lift a finger; just let him guide you to ecstasy. Giving you orders on how fast you should go when touching yourself, how much pressure you should apply, and when to stop before picking up the pace again. Letting him do this is just handing Cyrus a sense of control over your orgasm, which he can't deny that it fills him with some form of fulfilment. If you even try to disobey and go off on your own desires, he'll hold the back of your head, close to gripping your hair, and make you look into his eyes. He firmly says, "Don't" before letting you that he's in charge, so you should definitely be good or you'll keep going like this for a longer period of time.
Scratching: This is mostly applied to he himself. The bit of tingling sensation he gets when you scratch his back from the overwhelming pleasure you're feeling, stays in his mind the first time. You may mistake this as him disliking it, but that's completely the opposite of what he's feeling. Cyrus may not admit it at first about it, but he will let you know that you can do that again if you'd like to. Heck, maybe he'll even allow you to leave bite marks on his skin if you find a way to 'accidentally' do so to see if he'd enjoy that as well.
Archer
F = Favourite Positions (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Archer is quite fond of the Cowgirl position. For one, he can take in every bit of you as you're bouncing on his lap while he stimulates you further. You may be the one on top, but Archer still is in control of the whole ordeal and proving such when he thrusts upwards into you, keeping a grip on your hips.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Clothed Sex: Sometimes Archer just wants to get to the point of things, this is just one of those. Usually he only indulges in this when he's has a rough day or is feeling a bit needy. Whatever article of clothing you're wearing, he'll just move it to the side, simple as that, and just take you how you are. He just loves to reach under your clothes without even taking them off.
Spanking/Begging: It would not come as a surprise to hear that this man loves being dominant in the bedroom. The same goes for his delight in being seen as the man above all else; taking pride and pleasure in his stance of power. Archer finds it so cute and addicting to see your devotion to him; that can also be said when he gets you to crumble over his knee as he swats at your behind. It makes him want to hold your face with his hand and admire your features. You would look so ravishing pleading for his touch and attention. With enough effort, he'll just give you what you want.
Colress
F = Favourite Positions (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
He enjoys the classical Missionary position, but is also intrigued by The Lotus position as well. The reason behind this is because it just seems very intimate to him and he likes the way he's able to hold you close to his body. Colress just partially adores any position where the two of you are facing each other while doing this.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Sensation Play: Colress enjoys trying out new ways to make either of you shudder under the simple touch of whatever is brought in. Of course the two of you will not use anything too painful if none desire such; the only thing close to that level is being wax (not too hot) and rope binding. At one point, Colress even considered just pleasuring you with his hands while wearing latex gloves. He enjoys seeing you shiver as he takes the time to touch every part of you like that. He also doesn't mind you trying this out on him as well; his favorites being ice cubes being placed and slicked onto his body and just anything cold against his skin. Down there is usually warm as it is, so why not bring in something cold?
Shower Sex: He especially enjoys this when either or both of you have had a long day or feel quite exhausted. Just having some time basking in how relaxing the water hits your skin is an added bonus to what's to come. It gives an excuse to just run his hands all over you and Colress encourages you to do the same. As mentioned before, he can be quite needy when he's in a state of near exhaustion from his work, so it is to be expected that he's a bit more handsy at this time. Plus, it'll be easier to clean up the mess once you two have reached your climaxes.
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bluemoondust · 3 years
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Just a thought but. I think all the rocket execs + giovanni would be scary as hell, but petrel specifically since he’s known for disguising himself as other people. Stalker 100%
I went off on a tangent ack—
Indeed they all are, and for good reason too. I always felt like out of all the antagonist organizations, Team Rocket just has the most scary upper rank members.
Giovanni is terrifying on his own without any explanation at all. We just know he's extremely scary. There are so many examples of why and then there's the fact that he was also a Gym Leader while doing all the devious things as leader of Team Rocket. He'd make a frightening yandere, but only if his darling complies and behaves.
Proton is so sadistic, even in game with the whole Slowpoke Well stuff going about. He's even considered the cruelest one in Team Rocket! He also gets angry easily so... That's not a good combo... This man is just loving every second of someone else's misery. I would feel bad for anyone who manages to snag his attention as a yandere.
Ariana; embodiment of Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep— but for real, she called herself a sort of stand in for Giovanni even though Archer was basically the leader at the time. Ma'am literally calls you baby while stating you're in for a thrashing. She'd be the type of yandere that would mock sympathy her darling as they're trying to escape or are yelling for her to let them go.
Archer... Is a very interesting one. If Ariana is Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep then Archer is Manipulate Mansplain Malewife— Anyways, I feel like he'd be a bit of a delusional/devoted yandere, but he's also scary in the sense that he has moments where he's aware of his actions. Especially when his darling brings to light what he's done. No remorse for his actions and he has ways to keeping his darling from leaving. Also, just because he's devoted doesn't mean he'll let himself be coaxed into anything his darling wants. No, he's smarter than that.
Ah, yes, my favorite of the bunch Petrel would indeed be scary to deal with. Have you seen how accurate his disguises are??? To the point where I feel like he can mimic voices! You'll never know where he is and it would be even more horror inducing if his darling were to ever escape from him! Who could they trust if this man can potentially be anyone they run into? Trust issues and paranoia obtained. He would use his talent to his advantage. And of course, he would be a stalker, completely agree. I mean, how else would he figure out who you hang out with so he'd lure you to his trap?
In conclusion, Team Rocket is scary and there is no hope for anyone who becomes a darling to anyone of these people.
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rocksinmuffin · 5 years
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WILL I WON’T I MASTERLIST
Tired of having to browse through pages of posts just to figure out if I’ll write it?  Me too. I just spent hours putting it all together so you don’t have to!
The list is in alphabetical order for convenience and under the read more due to length.
EDIT: 3/9/2023 I am updating the fandoms to include a hyperlink to take you directly to the fandom tag. If you see a hyperlink in the list of fandoms I don’t write for, that’s because I wrote something before I officially decided to not take requests for a fandom. If there is no hyperlink for fandoms I do write it’s because i haven’t filled a request for that fandom yet.
I Will:
Aggretsuko
Alien (movie series)
Animal Crossing (no nsfw)
Animorphs
Archer
Beastars (up to season 2 of the anime)
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Bleach
Bob’s Burgers (no nsfw)
Borderlands (1 + 2)
Castlevania (Netflix series)
Camp Camp
Codename Kids Next Door
Cuphead
Danganronpa (no nsfw)
DC Universe (Don’t know much but I have some general knowledge)
Death Note
Detroit: Become Human (But if y’all give me 50 Connor requests I will move it to the Won’t list)
Disenchantment
Disney Movies (too many to list but if I’m familiar with it I’ll do it)
Dragon Age
Dragon Ball (original, dbz, xenoverse, gt, super, fighterz)
Fable (2 + 3)
Far Cry (5 + New Dawn)
Fallout (fo3, new vegas, fo4)
Fern Gully
Five Nights at Freddy’s (no nsfw, shitposts only, though honestly at this point i probably won’t write it just because I don’t really want to give more attention to the creator in light of not so recent events)
Freakazoid
Friday the 13th 
Full Metal Alchemist (2003 anime only)
Futurama
Gargoyles
Gravity Falls
Greggory Horror Show
Grim Adventures of Billy and Many
Hades (video game)
Halo (including the old original episodes of Red vs Blue)
Hatoful Boyfriend
Hellsing
Hellboy (1st 2 movies)
Homestuck (including Hiveswap + Friendsim)
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Inside Job
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Jackie Chan Adventures
Johnny Bravo
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Kill la Kill
Knives Out (both movies)
Labyrinth
Left 4 Dead
Legend of Zelda (ocarina of time, majora’s mask, breath of the wild)
Looney Tunes
Lost in Space (Netflix)
Mass Effect
Marvel (MCU universe, a little general knowledge here and there. Mostly Spider-Man and Venom)
Metroid
Mortal Kombat (only familiar with characters from Mortal Kombat 10)
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (sfw only and probably mostly shitposts)
Mystic Messenger
Naruto
Night at the Museum
Nightmare Before Christmas
NiGHTS into Dreams
Nomad of Nowhere
Obey Me!
OFF
Okage Shadow King
OK KO
Original Scenarios (Example, reader insert x random monster/merman/orc, etc.)
Osmosis Jones
Ouran High School Host Club
Our Flag Means Death
Outlast
Overwatch
Panty and Stocking with Gaterbelt
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pokemon (games, first season of anime, pokemon mystery dungeon)
Portal
Powerpuff Girls
Predator (movie series)
Resident Evil Village (8 only. Maybe 7 if you guys don’t overload me with requests for Lucas Baker)
Rise of the Guardians
The Road to El Dorado
Saints Row (3 + 4)
Samurai Jack
Sgt. Frog
She Ra (Netflix version only)
Shovel Knight
Silent Hill (2+3)
Skyrim
Sonic the Hedgehog
Soul Eater
Spider-Man (including Venom, live action movies, into the spiderverse, cartoons/comics in general)
Stardew Valley
Star Wars
Superjail
Super Mario Series (no specific games, just in general)
Super Smash Bros
TAU
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (don’t know any particular series but in general)
Transformers (g1, beast wars, tfa, tfp, idw, bayverse movies, rid2015, rescue bots, bumblebee movie, cyberverse, earthspark)
Trollhunters
Trying Human
Twisted Wonderland (probably sfw only though will consider nsfw if you request characters who are over 18)
Undertale (Including some AUs and Deltarune)
The Venture Brothers
Villainous
Wander Over Yonder
Watchmen (movie only)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Xiaolin Showdown
Yu-Gi-Oh! (original series, no spin-offs)
Yu Yu Hauksho
 I Won’t:
The Adventure Zone
The Amazing World of Gumball
American McGee’s Alice
Arcana (mobile game)
Archie Comics
Arthur and the Invisibles
Assassin’s Creed
Assassination Classroom
Attack on Titan
Avatar the Last Airbender
Axis Powers Hetalia
Battlestar Galactica
Ben 10
Berserk
Biker Mice from Mars
Bionicle
The Boys
The Boy and the Beast
Boyfriend to Death
Brave Police J-Decker
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Captain Hook (2003 live action film)
CATS (the musical)
Carmen Sandiego
Chainsaw Man
Chaotic (the show and the card game)
Cookie Run
CountryHumans
Cowboy Bebop
Craig of the Creek
Creepypasta (like, I might do Slenderman because I was very into Marble Hornets back in the day but he is the exception)
Danny Phantom
Darkest Dungeon
Darksiders
Darkwing Duck
Deadman Wonderland
Devilman Crybaby
Devil May Cry
Digimon
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K / Saiki Kusou no Sai Nan
The Dishwasher Dead Samurai
Doctor Who
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
Dorohedoro
The Dragon Prince
Ducktales
Eddsworld
Encanto
The Evil Within
The Fate series (Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Grand Order etc.)
Final Fantasy Series
Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood
Future Card Buddyfight
Ghostbusters
Goblin Slayer
God of War
Godzilla
Golden Kamuy
Gorillaz
The Grinch
Gurren Lagann
Harry Potter (and all related spin-offs)
A Hat in Time
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Holllow Knight (might change but haven’t played it yet)
Horizon: zero Dawn
Hyper Light Drifter
iZombie
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
Kid Cosmic
Kingdom Hearts
Kingsman
League of Legends
Legos (as in, any Lego-based TV show)
Lobotomy Corporation
Lord of the Rings
Lost Boys
Madness Combat
Mega Man
Mob Psycho 100
Moomin
My Hero Academia
Neon Genesis Evangelion
One Piece
One Punch Man
Over the Garden Wall
Owl House
Persona
Phineas and Ferb
Phoenix Wright
Rainbow Six
REAL PEOPLE
Regular Show
Resident Evil (any game that isn’t Resident Evil Village)
Rick and Morty
Riverdale
RWBY
SCP Foundation
Seven Deadly Sins
Shrek (all movies and shorts including spin-offs like Puss and Boots)
Slasher Movies (in general. like, i don’t do domestic stuff or the general slashers uwu shit but if I am familiar enough with a specific franchise I might be willing to write about a specific character but only if i can make them a bastard)
Starlight Express
Star Trek
Star vs the Forces of Evil
Steven Universe
Sword Art Online
Team Fortress 2
Thundercats
Tokyo Ghoul
Toriko
Trigun
Voltron
Warframe
Word Girl
Zero Escape
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t-oresama · 6 years
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"A Celebration in Animation: The 100 Greatest Cartoon Characters in Television History" by Marty Gitlin and Joe Wos
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Synopsis: Few morose thoughts permeate the brain when Yosemite Sam calls Bugs Bunny a "long-eared galoot"or a frustrated Homer Simpson blurts out his famous catchphrase "D'oh!". A Celebration in Animation explores the best-of-the-best cartoon characters from the 1920s to the twenty-first century. Casting a wide net, it includes characters both serious and humorous and ranging from silly to malevolent. But all the greats gracing this book are sure to trigger nostalgic memories of care-free Saturday mornings or after-school hours with family and friends in front of the TV set. 
Published: 2018 (Lyons Press) Genre: Non-fiction, pop culture, ranked list Rating: 3.5 out of 5
WARNING: There are some spoilers in this review (they don't mention the ranking of the shows I'll mention, just the shows themselves). The cover of the book already spoils things in this regard, but just in case you want to read this yourselves, you may want to skip reading this review until then! :D
Reader Review: Okay, so at this point, I'm literally going to start making a new tag/sub-series of reviews called "judging a book by its cover", because yet again, that's what I did. Heck, I'll even go back to my old reviews and tag them as such I went back to my old reviews and tagged them as such. Working at a library is a blessing and a curse in this regard... Anyway, my allure to this book's cover came from Teen Titans' Beast Boy being smack-dab on it. And with my undying love for the original Teen Titans series, I was instantly curious as to what ranking he'd been awarded (THAT, I will spoil; it'll be in the tags). And I've always had a love of both cartoon history and countdown lists, so this book was right up my alley anyway. 
Now, as much as the internet likes to make fun of WatchMojo on Youtube ("Top Ten Anime Betrayals" memes, anyone?), you have to admit that you yourself have watched at least one of their countdown lists, or a countdown list from someone else (ScreenRant, Looper, etc). There's something inherently interesting about putting things, specifically things we see in pop culture, in a ranked order, and the possibilities of the subjects of these lists are limitless so there's something for everyone. That being said, it drives me crazy when people get so mad or defensive about the entry order of a top 10/ top whatever number list, whether it's "How could THIS be #1???", "How could this NOT be #1???", "What about ___???", you get it. So going into reading this list of the top 100 cartoon characters in all of cartoon history, you really have to understand that these are the, albeit well-thought-out and industry-knowledgeable, OPINIONS of two people. This is not the Mayan calendar, the end-all be-all of lists. If anything, it prompts a dialogue, inviting you to hop on discussion train and talk about cartoons yourself. 
Both Marty Gitlin, a pop culture author, and Joe Wos, a cartoon illustrator, have both the professional and personal insight of the vast history of cartoons. What is very apparent, though, is that these two have come together for more of their personal love of cartoons than anything else. This didn't bother me personally, because no matter how unbiased a ranking list claims to be, there's always a little bit of bias. The two authors try to base their rankings in fact more than personal preference, and for the most part they do stay unbiased, in both obvious and non-obvious ways (for example: there is one Disney character that ranks decently higher on the list than another Disney character, which was backed by reasonings both personal and professional by the authors, since the initial reaction from anyone would probably be "...Wait, really?"). Their choices do a great job in ranging from the dawn of cartoon history with "Crusader Rabbit" and "Astro Boy" to much more recent cartoons like Archer from "Archer", Tina from "Bob's Burgers" and Korra from "The Legend of Korra", all with the same logic applied to each for why they deserved to be recognized in this book, and not necessarily why they deserve spot number whatever (although they do emphasize the rankings DO matter, but it didn't really matter a whole lot outside of the top 20). I genuinely enjoyed learning about cartoons I wasn't too familiar with, getting little blurbs and fun facts out of it, and just generally getting into the heads of Gitlin and Wos. It's clear they did their research and really applied a lot of thought to this list. After all, it's hard with ALL the cartoons characters that have existed since the early 1900s to simply pick 100. Some liberties are taken for duos, like Sylvester and Tweety and Cosmo and Wanda, but it makes sense because some exist as foils of the other to play off of each other, and their partnership is what made them stand out individually in the first place. In that regard, it's more like a top 125-ish list, but again, the authors take care in making the reasonings make sense. Plus there's a foreword from SpongeBob voice and overall voice-acting marvel Tom Kenny, which is a nice treat that whets our appetite for what this book will unveil.
That being said, this book is very much a first draft that should have had some more time to be edited before release. It's enough sometimes to be overlooked; in the beginning of each new ranking, there's a bio for each character (Created by:____ Debuted in: ___ Voiced by: ____), but rather than a new blurb starting on a new line, there are sometimes two blurbs that exist on the same line. Again, not the worst thing ever. But then there are some that are just impossible to let go; there's literally a ranking (within the ranking) of Pinky and the Brain's most ridiculous "Take over the world" schemes, and there's randomly a line about Racer X of "Speed Racer" fame that is clearly not supposed to be in this ranking, let alone in this ranking's ranking. Consistency is also an issue. For a book about cartoons, there's a big lack of them in this book. Every ranked character, I assumed, would have its own picture to visually show the reader who the character is in a "show, don't tell" kind of way, but that was very much not the case for a large amount of characters. The most logical answer to this could've been that there were copyright issues where the authors couldn't obtain permission to use their images, but several Disney characters appear visually in the book, despite Disney being notoriously stingy about sharing their characters in mediums they don't helm themselves. And where we get a cartoon character visually for #1-45, we don't get any pictures at all for a straight 15 rankings afterwards. For a ranked list about a visual medium, I would've loved to have seen who they were talking about, instead of Google image searching who certain characters were (like I had no idea who Beany and Cecil were before this book, and had to provide my own visual representation). It's just an odd choice for a cartoon book to exclude... cartoons. Though what's more odd are some images they did include. There are a couple of weird choices of photos, like the French TV poster for "Pokemon" that says "Le Film" under a screenshot of Pikachu, and the tiniest picture ever of "Crusader Mouse" obscured by the title sequence. Again, Googling these characters myself showed me better results than the book did. 
Finally and most importantly, character information is straight-up wrong. I know I said they do their research-- and they do-- and the authors are obviously not expected to know everything about every character offhand, but where they get tiny details and industry notes spot-on, they get the absolute simplest character information so unusually incorrect. There are two notable examples in my copy of the book. The first one is in Fat Albert's entry, where it states "Cosby Kid Tito is killed by a stray bullet intended for his older brother, who had joined a gang" (Uh... Fat Albert spoilers?). But it's actually Tito's younger brother Fernando who is shot and killed because the older brother who joins a gang is "Cosby Kid Tito". I know the piece is about Fat Albert the character and not Tito, but why bring this up if you don't even use the correct character to mention how progressive the show was to justify Fat Albert's place on the list? The second one is for the Powerpuff Girls regarding Blossom's physical description. It reads: "Blossom boasted light brown hair with a large blow and featured a short cape tied behind her pink dress and black belt." UMMMMMMM. I was so absolutely confused by this one line I had to look up various shots of her character model in case I somehow forgot that she had a cape, and to clarify, she absolutely does not have a cape (unless for specific episodes where's she dressing up outside of her normal attire). Did the authors think her hair was a cape? Did they mistake one episode where she wore a cape for the entirety of the series where she doesn't wear one? NO CAPES (CHECK OUT INCREDIBLES 2 IN THEATRES JUNE 15TH). Also... light brown hair? What adds insult to injury, besides the well-established fact that she has RED hair, is that this character description is written RIGHT NEXT TO A PICTURE OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS TO PROVE THAT THAT IS NOT TRUE. Honestly, I'll give leniency where it's due for taking on the task of ranking and going in-depth on the origins and noteworthy points of a character, but no one prompted them to make this list. If you're going to talk in-depth about a character, fact-checking is your best friend. This is simple research, or simple picture-looking.
Overall, it's a fun book that helps you brush up on your cartoon history and send you into a state of nostalgia. I do wish there were more than the ten or so characters from Japan, Canada or the UK that appear on this list, but again, it's a book written in America that tends to look at the influence of said cartoons in American history, and asking someone to examine every cartoon character in the WORLD is a daunting, if not impossible task. I do also disagree with the fact that the list starts with #1 and descends from there. I find it more fun to build up to that #1 spot, because who really wants to read who #100 is when you know who #1 is already? I actually read this book backwards because of this, and found it much more satisfying to see the #1 spot by the "end". But I don't think there will be any dispute with who the top 30 or so cartoons are, but even if there are, that's the fun of ranked lists like this: if you disagree, just make your own list! It's all in good cartoon fun.
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cali-holland · 7 years
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Wrong Number- Bucky Barnes One Shot
*I lost some imagines, including this one, so it has been reposted*
Pairing: Bucky Barnes X Reader
Prompt: Clint changes all of the names in your phone, and you’re in for a shock when you try to call Natasha
Word Count: 1500
Warning: Maybe a baby swear
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From the day you met Bucky, he ignored you. He only spoke to you when absolutely necessary. In the six months since he’s been in the tower, he has probably said less than ten words to you. Needless to say, you were a bit offended by how standoffish he was towards you. He seemed to gradually open up to everyone else except for you-and Tony, but that was reasonable. What killed you the most was that you had started to develop a crush on the former assassin and he seemed to think of you as nothing more than dirt under his shoes.
You were trained in the Red Room like Natasha and, therefore, no one knew about your crush on him-except for the Black Widow and Wanda. They were your best friends in the tower and you three shared everything from secrets to food to clothing.
Most of the time it was unnoticed when Bucky avoided you by everyone except for you and Steve. Steve and Sam were the only two who knew why Bucky acted the way he did. He was scared of you. The ex-assassin was terrified of how he felt towards you. He believed you were too good for him and saw avoiding you as his only way to get over the “crush”. Of course, that plan didn’t stop Sam from pushing him towards you every once in awhile.
“Where is Barton? I swear I’m going to kill him.” You asked, walking into the kitchen one day. Your phone was in your hand and you were fuming about how a certain someone decided it would be a fun prank to change all of the contact names in your phone.
“I think he’s in the training room.” Sam replied before Steve could speak.
“Thank you.” You spun on your heel and started towards the training room. After you were out of earshot, Steve turned to his friend with an incredulous look on his face.
“Clint’s in the lab.” He said.
“I know, but Bucky’s training. Maybe they will get to talking.” Sam shrugged with a small smirk. Steve rolled his eyes at his friend, praying that Bucky would turn out okay.
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You opened the training room door and the only person in there was Bucky, who was currently hitting a punching bag. Upon hearing the door, he stopped attacking the object and turned to face you. His eyes went wide and he began to search for a way out.
“Bucky, have you seen Barton?” You asked.
“No.” He all but whispered, going to grab his bag.
“Why are you running away from me?” You questioned, stepping in front of the door, blocking his only exit path.
“I’m not.” He mumbled, reaching for the handle. You put all your weight against the door so he couldn’t pull it open.
“You always leave when I’m in the room. Why?” You pestered.
“I don’t.” He said, “Move.”
“Nope. Not until you tell me why you avoid me.”
“Barton’s upstairs in the lab.” Bucky replied.
“More than 10 words. There’s a start.” You stated.
“Please, move.” He ordered. You stepped to the side and let him slip out the door. You left the room as well, making your way into Tony and Bruce’s lab. You entered the room and saw him talking with Tony about his bow.
“Clinton Barton! Fix my phone right now!” You shouted. Instead of chucking your phone at his head, you threw one of the metal wrenches from the table beside you. Clint used his fast reflexes to catch it before it could hit him.
“Someone’s angry.” He teased.
“Fix it. Now.” You demanded, handing him your phone.
“What did you do this time, Legolas?” Tony asked.
“He changed all of my contact names to Pokemon characters and Harry Potter spells.” You replied.
“Nice one.” Tony gave the archer a high five.
“I can’t. I don’t remember their numbers.” Clint simply shrugged, “You’re on your own, princess.”
“Give me your phone then.” You said, snatching your phone back from him.
“No. You’ll screw with it.” He replied.
“Tony, where’s yours?” You asked.
“There’s no way I’m trusting you with my baby.” The billionaire stated.
“I can just list off the numbers I remember.” Clint offered and you agreed, considering he did have a decent memory. You made note to check everything with Natasha when she was back from her lunch with Bruce, Vision, and Wanda.
“Thanks, birdbrain. These better be correct.” You stated, walking out of the room with at least some of the correct contacts.
You were walking down the hallway from the lab to the main area when you saw Bucky headed your way. The moment his eyes met yours, he turned around and hurried off. You groaned at his ridiculousness, vowing to find out why he avoids you. You dealt with your Clint issues today-your Bucky issues could be put off until tomorrow. You sat at the bar in the kitchen, eating an apple when you decided to call Natasha. It rang for a few minutes before listing off the number and going to voicemail.
“Hey, Nat, when are you guys coming back? I’m pretty bored right now without you two. Barton decided to change all my contact names, so I’m having a banner day. I also cornered Bucky about why he won’t talk to me and he said another ten words to me. I swear, I don’t even know why I like him sometimes. Do you know how hard it is to have a crush on someone who avoids you like the plague? It’s unbearable. I wish he’d just man up and talk to me. I’m not that scary, right? Anyways, hurry up and get back here with Wanda. We need more girl talk.” You said, pushing the end button. A minute later, you heard a thud from one of the bedrooms and shouting.
“What the-” you started to wonder aloud, when Sam came sprinting down the stairs, with Bucky chasing after him.
“Y/N, just who I wanted to see-” Sam was cut off by Bucky putting a hand over his mouth.
“Was that you three up there? What was that thud?” You asked, “Please tell me you didn’t break one of Tony’s bedside tables.”
“No, we didn’t. Bucky just needs to talk with you for a moment.” Steve said, casually strolling into the room. Bucky’s phone was in his hands. He pressed a button and your own voice filled the room. It was the voicemail you had just left for Natasha.
“Barton, you little sh*t!” You exclaimed, taking Bucky’s phone and stopping the message before you could hear yourself talk about him. You hoped he hadn’t heard it already, but part of you knew it wasn’t true.
“Bucky, you didn’t happen to hear that beforehand?” You asked, too embarrassed to meet his eyes.
“Yes, he did. He likes you too.” Sam said, but it was completely muffled by Bucky’s hand. Bucky’s face was red and his mouth moved, trying to form words.
“Buck, let go of Sam and we’ll leave you two.” Steve stated. Bucky slowly dropped his hand and Sam made his way to the elevators with Steve.
“Bucky’s in love with you!” Sam called back to you before the doors closed. Bucky stood frozen once more.
“Are we going to talk about it or are you going to continue being a deer in headlights?” You asked, nervously.
“I-I-” Bucky desperately tried to figure out what to say, “I really, really like you, Y/N, and it scares the hell out of me. That’s why I avoided you. You’re not scary-it’s the feelings that are terrifying. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to hurt you-I just thought you wouldn’t feel the same about me. I’ve never felt this way about anyone before.”
“You don’t need to be scared, Bucky. I like you too, ever since you moved in actually.” You explained.
“Do you want to maybe go out some time?” He looked you in the eyes nervously as he stepped closer to you until he was right in front of you.
“That’d be wonderful.” You replied, reaching your hand out to his and intertwining your fingers together.
“Whoa, what’s happening here?” Natasha exclaimed, walking into the room with Wanda, Vision, and Bruce.
“They appear to be talking.” Vision said. There was a hint of confusion in his voice since you and Bucky had never really talked.
“Aw, did he finally ask you out?” Wanda asked, her eyes growing wide in hope. You bashfully nodded, glancing down at your connected hands.
“We leave for one afternoon and you get a date. We need to leave more often.” Natasha said to Wanda, “Where are the others? Clint’s going to be so excited. We’ve been shipping you two for ages.”
“That reminds me. I have an archer to kill-for real this time.” You stated, letting go of Bucky’s hand and storming off towards the lab.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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Emmet, standing behind Ingo: Jazz hands! [Grabs Ingo’s arms and makes him wave his hands.] *Emmet runs away*
Ingo, sighs: Should've never taken him to see “The Wiz.”
[Cut to Y/n and the twins in a fancy theater, Ingo and Y/n are dressed in formal evening attire, while Emmet wears a sweat shirt and track pants...]
Emmet: Jazz Hands! *waves hands*
Y/n: shakes her head..]
Elesa: The Broadway show or the movie?  
Y/n & Ingo: Both
[Flashback to Y/n and the twins in a movie theater, Y/n and Ingo are wearing T-shirts and jeans, while Emmet is wearing a fancy suit.]
Emmet: Jazz hands! *waves hands*
Ingo *face-palms*
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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{Necromancer au: Ingo finds his brother and sibling-in law with a reject zombie stuffed in their car’s trunk.]
Emmet: How did you know where I was?
Ingo: When I first notice you were sneaking out at night, I may have…snuck a tracking gem into your breakfast...
Emmet: you been tailing me...?
Ingo: Bro? Buddy?
Emmet: No, no, now that is a breach of trust, Ingo.
Ingo: Do you really want to open this can of trust-breachy Wurmples right after I just caught you and your spouse with a zombie in the trunk?
Emmet: I do not.
Ingo: You do not.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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[Elesa is helping Engie [aka: Emmet’s S/o] are helping Ingo sort through files, and piled up paperwork that Emmet has neglected to do since Ingo disappearance.]
Ingo: Y’know, I think we're making some real progress.
S/o: Where, in opposite world? We're never gonna finish all this!
Elesa: We could, if certain people would help!
[they glare at a large box fort as Emmet peeks from one of the openings.]
Emmet: I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.
Elesa: Arrggh! I’m gonna order some coffee, I’ll be back...
[pause]
Ingo: She’s not coming back.
[He and Engie go back to sorting.]
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 2 years
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{Mobster Au: Ingo gets kidnapped and Emmet goes on a rampage with Ingo’s girlfriend in tow, Y/n is trying to keep Emmet from going overboard, and she fails …miserably!}
Emmet: Okay I got Ingo’s location, let’s go.
Y/n: Wait, you’re just gonna leave that guy with a grenade stuck up his ass?!
Emmet: Yes, Y/n, I am on a rampage! And also I was kidding, it’s just a smoke bomb.
Poor bastard: Oh, thank Arce -
{The grenade goes off; blowing up the building they’re in! Emmet and Y/n  are thrown to the ground; leaving them alive, but having a horrible ringing in their ears, Y/n glares at Emmet.)
Y/n: You asshole.  
Emmet: What?
Y/n: …What?
Emmet: What?!
[Y/n puts her hands to her ears pulls them away and sees blood on her fingers, she starts looking around alarmed and confused, While Emmet pouts.]
Emmet: What. N/n?!
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phantomstatistician · 5 months
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Digimon - Daisuke\Davis
Project SEKAI - Mafuyu Asahina
Monster High - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
ReBoot (1994 – 2001) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Pacific Rim (2013) - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Lab Rats - Bree, Chase
Lab Rats Elite Force - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Victorious - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
Pokemon - 10 most popular Pokemon
The Amazing Digital Circus - Pomni
Ninjago - 10 most popular platonic ships (AO3)
Danganronpa - AO3 big trigger warnings, Tanaka Gundham
Halloween Horror Nights - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Invincible - 10 most popular characters (AO3)
Blue Lock - 10 most popular characters (AO3), Isagi Yoichi
Heaven Official's Blessing - 10 most popular ships (AO3)
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Legend of Zelda - Ganon, Ganondorf
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