#polyvees

[nyxistyxi]

A soft PolyVees HC

Velvette has a 12 step beauty routine she does every night without fail back from when she was alive. She may not need to do it now but it was always her time, the one time of day away from the cameras and it's a creature comfort she refused to give up. Doesn't matter she doesn't even have pores anymore, she will wash her damn face.

Valentino never had an in depth routine but he would never pass up an opportunity to pamper himself. Besides, he has to look his best, he is Valentino after all. When Velvette joined the Vees he was intrigued by all the steps in her skincare routine, the way the products interacted with each other, whatever the fuck a gua sha was.

Vox never minded Valentino's nightly routine, he wasn't a clingy person, wasn't even around for it most of the time. But then suddenly it wasn't Val's special time, it was theirs.

It started slowly, sharing different skin care and face masks, then doing their routines together. But now? It's an hour long affair of laying in each other's beds and gossiping, standing next to each other at the sink, giggling like old biddies. He's tried to join but he ends up just standing there and watching them. After all, how could he participate? He has a fucking screen for a face.

Vox knows that Velvette and Valentino spend time together without him, that's a natural part of being a polycule, but when it's every fucking night? It...Well, it doesn't hurt, it's ridiculous to insinuate that he'd be so affected by them spending time together, but it's not pleasant. Their shared routine is a reminder of a shortcoming he has no control over.

Valentino and Velvette notice Vox slowly becoming agitated as their nightly skincare routine approaches. They way he storms out of the room, the snippy responses, the underlying static in his voice. It undeniably bothers him.

One night Valentino pulls Vox into the bathroom, the latter buzzing with irritation but maintaining an air on nonchalance. Inside Velvette awaits, with a face wash headband that matches hers and Valentino's, and squeegee and some screen cleaner. She bought a custom facemask machine, filled it with screen cleaner, holding one up to show him.

Vox will vehemently deny the 8 bit hearts that pop up on his screen or the shrill feedback from his speakers, but Valentino and Velvette both heard it. From then on he joins them, with a facade of reluctance as he listens intently as they talk about their days, playing their 'girlboss' playlist softly from his speakers and a facemask on his screen.

#polyamorvee #polyvee #poly vees #voxval #voxvel #valvel #staticmoth #staticdoll #mothdoll #is that the ship name? #headcanon #drabblebabble #the vees #i swear theres some other tag for polyvees but i dont remmeber it #polyvees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino

[demimuu]

please say yes 🩸❤️

#hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #polyvees #cw menstruation

[sparklingsora]

im working on more veeswap au stuff to show you folks but in the meantime take this polyvees shitpost (quote from what we do in the shadows)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel vees #the vees #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #im not tagging val he's not actually here #staticmoth #voxval #voxvel #polyvees #velval #? #still a tad confused re: ship names #but i hope thats right #my art

[keekeenuggets]

ALSO

Can we talk about how the Vees always hang out in the same room???

We first see it when Vox goes to calm Val down:

It's the same table, TV, and couches that are in the extermination watch party scene, and they're also the same couches that Val and Vel are hanging out on in Stayed Gone:

This poster next to Vox when Val threw the glass is also visible in the background (on the left, behind Val) in the scene where Vel is watching the news on her phone:

After which Val immediately turns around and goes to sit on the couch to turn the TV on instead so he can see better. And when it switches to Vox's camera, there's a clear shot of the couches/table as well:

When their song in the finale starts, Vox passes these monitors, which are the same ones as in the first scene with Vox and Val (plus the little photo):

Then they're in front of the couch Vel and Vox were sitting on:

And then you can see the back of Val's couch when Velvette is filming the dancing.

And in her phone screen, you can see barstools in the background, which is probably where Velvette was sitting when she showed Val the news on her phone?

Also she was filming for 10 minutes,

And then remember that uh... weapons closet that Val gets guns out of? You can see it in the background when Val and Vox are singing (just to the right of Vox).

All of this is just to say the Vees 100% always hang out in this space, and it's adorable. It's their hangout space. I was always thinking it's a lobby/living room of some kind, but I've seen people refer to it as Val's room, and you know what? It's amazing either way because either Velvette and Vox both adore Val enough to have all his posters covering their common area wall, OR they have designated Val's room as their hangout spot, and he's just chill with it 😭

Bonus: look at how Velvette looks at her boys when they go off dancing:

These three are top tier polycule material and you cannot convince me otherwise.

#hazbin hotel #the vees #velvette #valentino #vox #voxval #staticmoth #valvel #voxvel #polyvees #poly vees #vee polycule #screencaps #posts by 📲 #this might be obvious but idk I never see anyone talk about it #and when I do see anyone talk about this room I only see people refer to it as Val's room #like okay but can we acknowledge all the Vees hang out there #?? #look at them!! #also Val having his own special fancy couch... #he really is the princess of the group

[scoutswritingcorner]

Cuddles

The Vee’s x GN!Reader

A/N: I had Chauffeur Reader in mind as I wrote this in all honesty I just wanna cuddle them. ALSO I DO NOT CONDONE VALENTINO AND HIS ACTIONS. I WANT TO MAKE THIS VERY CLEAR. It is one of the main reasons I didn’t write for him before.

TW: Valentino. Mentions of NSFW nothing too graphic. Just Valentino being Valentino

Let me say these three adore you and will fight each other to get any amount of attention from you. Attention whores all of them.

Vox will make you sit on his lap and he will hold you close to him as he works or if you guys are just cuddling in the penthouse. Even better is if you don’t even cuddle him and just mess with his screen all the time. He’s talking while you're watching a show with the other two? Just mute him. He’ll stare at you but it’s okay, he can unmute himself easily.

Velvette likes to relax with a glass of chardonnay (it has to be chardonnay or champagne), she’s a busy woman. She also loves to paint your nails or help do your face masks then you both watch some random reality tv show. After she does your nails, she snaps pictures of them (and you) to her Voxstagram before she pulls your head onto her chest for cuddles. She gives insanely good back rubs, you have fallen asleep before. She took even more photos but she keeps those for her personal account.

Valentino is a different breed when it comes to cuddles and a day off. He will try to turn it sexual but the other two cut it out almost instantly, so he just lets you cuddle into his side instead. One arm draped over your shoulder, the other around your waist. Somehow it ends up with you laying on his chest as he scrolls through his phone, this man is just constantly working. So even when he’s relaxing? He’s texting someone about work. Will try to get you to do something sexual once more. Gets yelled at again.

When it’s all three cuddling you? It’s hella hectic. One of them will make a sly comment and glare at someone else, your best bet is to sit in the middle or on someone’s lap. This is different if you’re all in the same bed cuddling because Vox is always in the middle, Velvette and Valentino are on his sides and you pick wherever you wanna be. Sleep on Vox’s chest so both Vel and Val can hold you in some way while they all sleep. You know the rule where if an animal falls asleep on you, you’re not allowed to move? That’s how these three are if you fall asleep on them anywhere.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel imagine #gn reader #valentino x reader #the vees #poly vees #poly vees x reader #valentino hazbin hotel #valentino x you #valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #vox x you #vox the tv demon #vox x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette x reader #polyvees

[maxormillie]

Polyvees with Vox as the hinge is so perfect to me. And think of the marketing opportunities! (I'll post the full version when I finish it in a bit) (uncensored version. No dicks but I wasn't sure if tumblr would be okay with it anyway...)

#poly vees #voxval #voxvel #voxvalvel #staticmoth #polyvees

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

what do u mean this isn't exactly what happened when Velvette first got to hell

#the panic i felt when i realized i almost didn't add 'moth' in place of girlfriend #this has definitely been done before #is this funny #i think it is #i also genuinely hc that's how the met #i think vox saw her and was like 'this will definitely fix my marriage' #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel vox #the vees #hazbin vees #polyvees #voxval #voxvel #voxvelval #hazbin hotel meme #polyamory memes #staticmoth #whats voxvel and valvel's actual ship names???

[gloriousmonsters]

velvette and valentino absolutely both have their own money, in excess, but will ask vox to buy them things partly because they like being spoiled and partly because they know vox is (secretly, he thinks) delighted by playing the exasperated guy who can be cajoled into buying you something just this once, but you'd better not try the puppy eyes and kisses again next time, it won't work! (it continues to work, always.) it makes him feel very masculine

#vox's kinks are: (a) electrosadism #(b) deeply psychologically rooted in his experience of pretending to be a Normal Masculine Man in the 50s-60s #and feeling like he failed and deep down he's still... inadequate #(val and vel have held meetings and sworn a pact to never tell him that he IS extremely cringe but they still like him) #(his ego would not survive the first part of that sentence and he's generally cuter when he's arrogant) #happy days in hell (hazbin tag) #the vees #poly vees #polyvees #i don't know whether we're using the space... but also #polyamorvee #continuing to try to make polyamorvee happen... it's so cute

[moth--blood]

poly vees and their big ass shark puppy

#moth draws #hazbin hotel #vox #velvette #val #vark #staticmoth #staticdoll #valvel #????? what is their ship name #i have no idea what their actual poly ship name is uh #polyvees #i guess

[guitar-spear]

Give me ships to do this with!!

put requests in my ask pls :3

Inspired by @hellsvelvette ^_^

#hazbin #hazbin hotel #ships #ship #hazbin ships #chaggie #guitarspear #radioapple #adamsapple #huskerdust #radiostatic #radiosilence #cherrisnake #polyvees #voxval #voxal #guardrock #ship bingo #ask game

[hellaversehaven]

"i hope if vox and valentino die that velvette realizes they're awful people and goes to the hotel to be redeemed instead" nah i hope she gets worse and stays worse. i hope if vox and valentino die that she goes on a devastated rampage. i hope she becomes the biggest threat to every overlord who doubted her because she was the youngest of them. this woman wants to take over hell and i hope she does simply because i think it would be interesting to see how, when she finally gets what she wanted, it all falls apart for her. i hope if vox and valentino die, velvette finally gets what she wanted and realizes how lonely it is at the top without vox and valentino there too.

#velvette #hazbin hotel #polyvees #voxvalvel #TECHNICALLY... #mod velvette #mod posts

[muppetcube]

I didn't expect to go into the finale and come out with polyvees rotating around my brain . Thanks guys very cool

#the vees #THEM AND MY GIRLS ARE JUST. IN THERE NOW #Charlie Vaggie schooch over just a lil bc whatever'a goin on with them is very funny #polyvees #velvoxval #guys im proposing polyvees #velvette #vox #valentino #hazbin hotel

[demimuu]

im in love w poly vees........

#hazbin hotel #polyvees #voxvalvel #valentino #vox #velvette #staticmoth #voxval #voxvel #valvel #uncensored on my twit etc etc

[larimarowl]

#vee's art #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #valentino #the vees #hazbin hotel velvette #polyvees #voxval #voxvel #staticmoth #staticvelvet

[ghostr0tz]

wip bc i cant get rid of the voxvel brainworms yet

+ partial coloring timelapse underneath (outing how sporadic my process is)

#yes im putting vox in a skirt again. next question #i remembered the timelapse feature was a thing too late into starting #kind of fun to see the process back.... #let me know if you would like to see another one or not :3 ! #my art #wip #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel velvette #vox hazbin hotel #art #timelapse #voxvel #polyvees #? #staticdoll #poly vees

[taxi-boi]

the vees are so funny because you know val would say some aphobic shit like "what do you MEAN someone can form meaningful bonds that transcend sex and even romance but especially sex. what do you MEAN not everyones lives revolve around fucking and sucking or atleast like loving if your into that shit"  (romance nuetral arospec allosexual)

meanwhile his on again off again boytoy fuckpartner vox has never truly been sexually attracted to anyone in his life (high libido sex positive ace demi-aro with a propensity for alterous attraction *cough one-sided radiostatic cough*)

and the both of them are in a commited platonic/business relationship with velvette who has absolutely no sexual or romantic interest in either of them (idk if shes a lesbian or aspec or bi and they're just not her type in that way; but its all the same result)

and yet none of them view their partnership as anything below or lesser than compared to the romantic and sexual relationships they do have. if not outright being more important than those (QPR-cule) 

and ofcourse vox and vel will be standing right alongside valentino as he says this, nodding along without a hint of sarcasm or self awareness because they also genuinely think they believe the same thing.

and if you try to point this out to any of them (and somehow convince them that what they have going on is queer platonic and aspec in nature) they'll just be like "yeah but we're The Vees, we're overlords, we can just do whatever the Fuck (or lack there of) we want" and you know what they're right

#and vox wonders why alastor rejected his -business- proposal #alastor also doesn't really know hes aroace but he knows enough not to show up in val-centric episodes #i need to write fics for those fr fr #ok so tags.... #hazbin hotel #the vees #polyvees #valentino #vox #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #hazbin valentino #velvette #staticmoth #voxval #wont tag individual velvette ships since its explicitly platonic #onewaybroadcast #asexual vox #i sidnt mention it in the post so i wont tag it but broker doll is part of this in my soul #mythinks #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aphobia #god what a combination of tags #suggestive #this is honestly my least deranged take / headcanon for hazbin #not my fault every character is aspec thats just a coincidence #diversity win the worst people you know etc etc