#prawn posts

[despazito]

Adult website and period tracker

[heartofalifer]

is David Tennant for The Hot People or The Nerds or The Girlies or The Gays I need answers

#text post #david tennant #apparently i was told that he is an Acquired Taste #because i am The Nerd The Girlies and The Gays all in one #im trying to work on The Hot People but #i have a weird obsession with prawn vadais and Thai Milk Tea right now #i aint losing weight from that yet #aNYWAH #which DT characters fall in what category? #op

[kagoutiss]

surprise eldy ring favs…..

#elden ring #rya #zorayas #boggart #4 the people who originally followed me here when i was posting elden ring art. i am so sorry aadjhasfsgf #bog and rya are still sitting by the prawn pot together in my mind.

[guestiguess]

The awesome DiamondDove wrote me a great ficlet to work on it (again 🙈)

#star wars #sw fanart #thrawn #grand admiral thrawn #gilad pellaeon #prawn #sw fanfic #it was fun #last post till ...

[nicoscheer]

#07/02/2023 #via Nathan’s insta #miles kane #Nathan sudders #i laughed so hard like look at the menu on the wall crab king prawn oysters all high end seafood dishes #and they order fish and chips luv them #quick break during gigs #judging by Miles’ thumbs up I’d wager the guess that we’ll also receive a post from his prescriptive OR he just sent somebody his dinner

[dragon-giggles]

Muppet Headcanons

I have so many random, silly Muppet headcanons I need to get out of my system, sooo here we go, bare with me

~Kermit still keeps in touch with the Sesame Street gang ever since he left them. He usually calls Elmo, Grover, or Ernie the most to check up on them and say hi!

~Apart from fish being his favorite animal, Lew Zealand is a big animal lover in general! He has an especially soft spot for all aquatic wildlife, including animals such as turtles and seabirds.

~I don't care what y'all say, Bobo and Uncle Deadly had something with each other in The Muppets (2011).

~Miss Piggy really does have a soft heart, her temper just makes it hard to show. Actually, this better be canon.

~Robin and Rowlf's nephew (from the Jimmy Dean Show) are good friends and love having play dates.

~Big Mean Carl is really emotional, he's just really good at hiding it.

~Fozzie has accidentally set things on fire more than once. Most times have been in the kitchen, he's not exactly the best cook. But it's happened so much somehow, it pretty much seems like he's prone to it.

~Sweetums gets along well with a lot of the tinier Muppets ironically. He's surprisingly really gentle when he needs to be, and is always careful with his smaller friends. Him and Yolanda are besties!

~Walter has more than once weirded out the others by just how much he knows about each of them. (Well that's what happens when your a super fan guys)

~Gonzo has a whole wardrobe that's just dresses.

~This is pretty much canon, but it's agreed Zoot has magical abilities. The guy has probably traveled to other dimensions and not even realized it.

~Also pretty much canon, but Rowlf has a much sassier side to him than he usually let's on. Most people just haven't seen it that often... except for Jimmy Dean. Jimmy Dean saw it plenty of times lol.

~Fozzie is like the resident tickle monster lol. Usually if someone doesn't laugh at his joke, he'll just be a little twerp and tickle them to make them laugh. He'll also just do it to be silly (Kermit has been a victim to his silliness the most lol).

~Kermit knows every first and middle name of all of his siblings. (which keep in mind he canonically has like over a thousand siblings)

~Beauregard knows a lot of cool random facts actually that he'll just randomly throw out there sometimes.

~Another one about Beau, him and Beaker are good friends. (They canonically usually set up stage props together on The Muppet Show)

~Scooter has so many father figures. Kermit, Dr. Teeth, Fozzie, and Rowlf are all his dads lol... and Janice is his one mom figure.

~Pepe and Rizzo have been together at some point.

~Nigel, more well-known as the band conductor from The Muppet Show, and Kermit are actually good old friends. (He was actually meant to be the host for The Muppet Show before the role was switched to Kermit)

~Lips and Dolores (trumpet girl) are really good friends despite him taking up her role as trumpet player. She'll still sometimes pick up her old trumpet and the two will play together for fun.

~I don't know why this isn't canon but. Walter. Autism. Real.

~Skeeter likes to visit the Muppet theatre every so often to visit Scooter. In the few times she's been there, she's developed pretty good relationships with all the others as well.

~Bunsen and Beaker have pretty much been together since they were literally babies (go watch Muppet Babies for proof)

~This isn't really a headcanon but something I've noticed about Miss Piggy. She seems to have a softer spot for a few of the others, and I don't just mean Kermit.

I've noticed that she genuinely baby talks Rowlf a lot, and calls him Rowlfy. She's never actually tried to karate chop him like she has others either. There's been like once she tried to swing at him, from The Muppet Show, and ended up hitting the piano instead. Personally to me, it seemed like she didn't really try with her hit like she has all other times; it was more like she was annoyingly swatting at him because he was aggravating her (which he was btw, he was teasing her). I just think her and Rowlf are good old pals, and I just think that she knows that he's genuinely sweet and doesn't wanna be mean to someone like that.

Same with Beauregard, she's been really nice to him too. She's even given him a motivational speech before from The Muppet Show (in that same episode, he hugged her and said she was his only friend and I sobbed so mentally hard over that). I think Miss Piggy just knows who generally good folks are and in turn shows her soft side to them.

Okay I've poured out all I can, for now! Here's some silly doodles of some of the headcanons!

#I was so afraid to post these but I HAD to get them out of my system lol #Okayy fun part tagging these guys #Ahem #Kermit the frog #Lew Zealand #Fozzie Bear #Scooter #Skeeter #Walter #Pepe the King Prawn #Rizzo the Rat #Big Mean Carl #Rowlf the Dog #Bobo the Bear #Uncle Deadly #Beauregard #Zoot #Dr. Teeth #Janice #The Electric Mayhem #Miss Piggy #Sweetums #Yolanda #Lips #Dolores Trumpet Girl #Bunsen #Beaker #The Muppets #Can y'all tell I was typing who ever I remembered first lol #Man look at Fozzie slowly destroying Rowlf's dignity there lmao

[whatudottu]

Presently going insane rn:

Anyway let me talk about the one question that I have been contemplating ever since I began rotating petrosapiens in my mind. How the fuck do babies?

If you caught the reblog before this post, you might have noticed that a post about fat in aliens brought me to think about petrosapien fat, which contradicts a lot of what I've already established for them being an exoskeletal species, let alone being a hard sell in the sci-fantasy of rock crystal people of canon. Turning to one of my two animal inspirations of petrosapiens - bugs and more specifically in this case insects - I found out that insects can't build up fat, not in the way mammals or reptiles can, BUT they store the most of it in a very significant stage;

Larvae!

Then it fucking hit me, I already made some early headcanons about child development in petrosapiens (though I can't remember if I posted them or had a post ready to send) where they were already in a metamorphosing stage, though the responsibility fell solely to the layer who would use crystallokinesis to feed an 'egg'. I didn't fully like the idea though mostly in retrospect, because it felt strange in the 'pulled out of my ass' kinda way, a method of child rearing that felt more obligated to use crystallokinesis as a primary source for feeding to sorta justify at the time the inherent power petrosapiens have towards crystallokinesis.

Instead, between then and now I fully connected the idea that crystallokinesis is less of a power and more of an extension of a petrosapien's nervous system, compression of quartz through the use of a more electrical based nerve network that happens to not distinguish between person crystals and the similar crystalline structures of Petropia. With this in mind and the new idea that petrosapiens have larvae, wouldn't it be so cool if the larvae had the typical Earth-like electrochemical nervous system of humans (or I suppose bugs here) that adapts to an electrical focused nervous system through the process of metamorphosis? Where the larvae creates it's petrosapien crystal skin by building a chrysalis and melting within it to create their new body?

Unlike my old headcanon where the layer had to remain with the egg and constantly feeding them with crystallokinesis, this larvae version can feed itself when provided and so long as the chrysalis is well protected, the moment metamorphosis stage takes place the parent(s) can have momentary reprieve from child rearing and better prepare themselves for the toddler/adolescent stage for their child. The little grub probably doesn't even eat crystals in the early stages of their larvaehood since eating crystals initially marks as the materials for chrysalis building before it becomes a nutritional food source. Instead the little grub might be feed plants and potentially animal products in order for it to inherit and develop the chemicals required to build a crystallovorous stomach and the acids used to break silica down into digestible nutrition.

That does mean that early child rearing is a little bit more functionally deadly towards the very crystalline parents, who have to legitimately watch so that their fingers aren't bitten off, but holding the little grub is easy when it's covered in silicone membrane. The larvae at this stage is a little bit more resistant to any crystallovorous plant secretions due to the polymers of it's membrane, as well as the higher diversity of oxygen, hydrogen, and carbon in it's body it has in comparison to adults or adolescents who've undergone metamorphosis, their innards becoming a more uniform silicone and their skin being the crystalline silicon many crystallovorous stomachs have adapted to eat.

It also means that the shape of a grub is also considered to be cute to a petrosapien. Things from caterpillars to maggots look so much more charming to a petrosapien's eyes that back on Petropia there would be a large proportion of pet owners having what would considered on Earth to have bugs for pets. In fact, a rather common form of pet Petrosapiens might have would be a large millipede/centipede like animal that would be the size approximate of a feather boa and often held that way too, because while they do not undergo metamorphosis, they look like a larval grub well into adulthood and are considered to be very cute for it. Pet owners with these pets who are also parents love to see their little larvae and their 'dog' getting along and would love telling their adolescent all the cute stories of the little grubs curled up against each other. Petrosapiens in the age of the Surface Craze might have had the opportunity to get a few baby pictures like that, and it would be considered very cute unless you were a human afraid of bugs or not personally a fan.

Petrosapiens on Earth might see the miniature bugs and explode with cuteness overload, others might fuck around and find out that they can make human-petrosapien hybrids Makarat you chupacabra you're lucky petrosapien kids aren't born with crystals pay child support to your human wife who birthed a grub-!

And that's the post send tweet-

#petrosapien #ben 10 #xenobiology #at this point i only think about petrosapiens as bugs rarely as reptiles- maybe i should add more reptile stuff #like leathery eggs that the grubs eat their way out of yeah let's add that #since the larvae don't have powerful enough stomachs to eat crystals yet let alone the jaw strength #which looking at a grub you can see the vague body plan of a petrosapien #the opening face- the significantly more developed rear legs (present as 'swimmerets')- #you can (mostly) tell from even the grub stage that your kid's a guy or a girl because they even have the nubs for back spines in grub stag #even if it turns out to be an excess/lack of 'testosterone' or an intersex trait #it was their grubs that petrosapiens were even able to connect themselves to old fossil records- #an extinct shrimp or prawn type thing that shares similarities to their little grub- though already with armour or even exoskeleton #also this grub thing makes the crystal twins slightly less of a hassle at least for the still unnamed human mother because i suck at names #means lucía had a grub for a twin sister for a hot while- nor did the family have much in the way for crystal for blanca to eat #so instead of crystals blanca ate bones for her chrysalis and hey look she's bone white now which- oopsie osteokinesis #no matter all the crystallokinesis that happens is with lucía and oof ouchie it's scoliosis #well- replacing keratin AND scoliosis but woopsie #that should be in an oc post

[justalittletomato]

🦐

Pass the shrimp

#shit post #shrimp #prawn #you shrimping?

[fatguarddog]

The craving I have had to go nuts with Chinese food recently has been maddening

#hutch posts #i made egg fried rice at home a couple times to help curb it but hnnnn #the meats... prawn toast.... crab soup

[waspgrave]

artist curse. go to jail

#this is SOOO EVIL LOL twitter did something foul to this site #not to be ungrateful but holy heck what a tilt #i say this to everyone's art but everyone who rbs is soooo hot #prawn posts

[lattecucart]

yes i did have to jump on the barbie meme

#my posts #art #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #muppets #the muppets #muppets most wanted #constantine muppets #pepe the king prawn #pepe muppets #prawnstantine #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie

[autistickaitovocaloid]

Animals forcing me to take a break by being loud.

#art talks about stuff #not just him it's mostly clarice that's stopping me really #if you hear this and think ''aww he's just a little kitten'' incorrect. that's what he wants you to think #also if the cut is weird it's because the full clip this is from has me talk in it + i'm not ready to post that #prawn tag

[chiceatz]

The Roundhouse

Beacon, NY

#chiceatz #my post #food #new york #beacon #prawns #lobster mac and cheese #steak frites #yummmmmmmy

[prettyboyhowl]

Which ROs would peel prawns for you?

In a scenario where both are at a group dinner and MC would eat prawns but doesn't want to get their hands dirty/can't be bothered to peel them etc.

(yes this is oddly specific but it's important information ok)

Gil: Doesn't want to peel prawns either but would do it for you if asked. If he notices that you want some but are hesitating, he'll actively offer to. "I can peel them for you if you'd like," he smiles.

Eddie: "MC, did you want some prawns?" Asks if you'd like some when they're peeling prawns for themselves - will happily peel some for you too while they're at it.

Otto: Already peeling some for you. The type to put things on your plate (unless you don't want that), and ask if you want this or that so she can get it for you or make sure it's within your reach so you can get some.

Ernestine: She raises an eyebrow when she notices you eyeing the prawns but not getting any. "Seriously?" She scoffs and starts peeling some for you. "Oh, you don't have to-" "Shut up, how many do you want?" She's doing this for you now. You don't have a choice in the matter.

Lemon Sorbet: "Would you like some prawns? I'll peel them for you," he offers kindly. He wouldn't just put things on your plate but similar to Otto he's also the type to look after you, making sure you're getting fed, and able to access all the dishes you like.

???: Doesn't want to peel prawns either. Neither of you eat prawns that night. If you ask them to peel some prawns for you they'll delegate and find someone else at the table to peel prawns for both of you.

#ros #truly a post created just for myself #but i can't be the only one who gets too lazy to peel prawns right....?

[in-omni-scientia]

hey you might b busy but can you give us the definition and etymology of the word immolation

IN MEMORIAM — Yes. Unfortunately, the dear mender of books is... currently away. A proper answer cannot be accessed currently as a result, though you may certainly receive an approximation of something suitable until further notice. Should that come.

IN MEMORIAM [Heroic: Success] — Immolation is defined as a beautiful thing... so *enticing*. Such entrancing colours, dancing in front of your eyes, warmth enveloping you completely... it's so different to the coldness you're accustomed to. In tone... in temperature... ⠀⠀Etymology? Well, when the word forms in your mouth, it is derived from others who have ignited you, when a flame jumps from one branch to another in a bushfire... ⠀⠀But, darling, you won't survive this. The sensation of smoke filling your lungs may be oh so pleasant now, but you will suffocate. Taking the place of air... burning up your supply of oxygen completely... you've already got burn scars on your hands, so why do you continue to hold them out, begging for more? ⠀⠀Purple fire burns far hotter than what you're used to... and the hottest flame in oxygen known to man burns blue-white. Everything you know will become ash. Everyone, a charred corpse. And you... you will melt completely. ⠀⠀'Immolation' implies complete destruction. There is no in-between. Will you burn out like a dying star? Or will you allow yourself to live in a freezing universe until it implodes? ⠀⠀What will cause you the most damage?

#contains: txt #author/s: me #contains: answers #skillsposting #ooc: anon im soso sorry for taking so long to respond 🙏🍤 ive been busy w work/school/university #IM SORRY PRAWN EMOJI???nmsjfb545T23487 #anyways does anyone know if i went crazy today because #midway through writing this i went to go watch something w my family #and the whole damn episode was around someone immolating. goddamn #ok fml im just gonna post it now i can't figure out a way to make it better . i wish i knew how to actually write

[slimslamflimflam]

and since i’m posting again might as well show you guys prawn!!!!! he’s a silly fella i made originally as an insert but he became his own character!! he is shrimp boy and gets accidentally adopted by peppino!!

(some doodles are VERY OLD!! please ignore how some fellas look in those i was still figuring out how to draw everyone)

aaand here’s a whole doodle page that will make NO sense without backstory context so to summarize he was dropped inside the tower cause pizzahead saw weird kid outside and was like “sure yea this is mine now!! just like a neopet!!” but literally forgot about him three seconds into having him there!!

(pizzahead doodle with the arrows on it not by me!! screenshotted by @/NY4RDC0R3 on twit!! also guy with hat pizzahead talks to is an oc that belongs to my friend!!)

also fake prawn doodles for fun!! they have no lore explanation i just drew her cause i felt like it!!

and last thing is joke thing i made for fun :]

#pizza tower #pizza tower oc #prawn spaghetti #not tagging other characters because a bit nervous already to be posting oc content eksdee #my art !! :] #my ocs !! :]