#probably just the really ridiculous ones

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

A Change of Scenery

ffxivwrite prompt #1 - cross

~600 words, set in a nebulous time at the FC House that is consistently under renovation. Ft. @colonelcupquake’s Wickit Pock as the Warrior of Light, and mentions of @urdnotgrunt’s Onion Pock as the middle sister and professional shit-stirrer

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"You know, I’m starting to feel like maybe you're a bit cross with me," said Tritchet, from the roof of the chocobo stable. 

On the ground below, her sister — Hydaelyn’s chosen, the eikon slayer, the lauded and revered Warrior of Light — glared up at her from a sea of crushed lavender plants that had been flattened beneath her boots, her greataxe hefted in both hands. A hazy aura of red was starting to burn at the edges of her eyes, which Tritchet thought was probably not great news for her.

"I don't have time for this, Tritchet!" Wickit shouted, in a tone that said that she had already lost all five seconds of her usual patience. “Where is he?”

“Where is who?” Tritchet called back innocently, and then yelped as a rock the size of her clenched fist suddenly whizzed past her head.

“You know exactly who! He was there when I cleaned the pond yesterday and now he’s gone. And Onion says you've been skulking around in the garden all day, and I know how much you hate him —”

“I don’t hate him,” Tritchet protested, peeking over the edge of the roof. “I just think sticking that stupid, kitschy rainbow frog fountain in the middle of our very nice back yard is a shame! So I figured, maybe he deserved a change of scenery —” Another rock, this one aimed much lower, glanced off of the roof tile beside her ear. “Wickit, the neighbors are staring!”

“Good! Maybe they'll see how much of an awful little thief you are! Now tell me where he is, or I’ll —”

“Or you’ll what?” Now Tritchet chanced to lean fully over the edge, arms braced against the roof to grin down at her sister. “You’ve got a good arm, Wic, but your vertical prowess always leaves much to be desired. Which I think gives me the advantage here, since I currently have the high ground."

"Oh, I can rebuild a chocobo stable," Wickit hissed, just loud enough to be heard over the growing thrum of aether coiling around her. She took a threatening step forward, greataxe hefted a little higher in her hands, and Big's chocobo let out a nervous little kweh from his place tethered to the stable wall. Tritchet stole a glance back towards the roof of the house. She wasn't entirely convinced of the likelihood of her sister carrying out her threat, but Wickit had a warrior’s training, and Tritchet had seen her do some pretty stupid things in the name of winning a fight. She had a landing place on the northmost side of the cottage roof all picked out, just in case.

“That’d be quite a shame,” she said as she edged slowly towards the corner of the stable, “considering you’ll probably need to get up here at some point to get him down.”

This paused Wickit’s advance. “Get him down?”

“Well, I did tell you that he needed a change of scenery.”

The gesture that she made to the top of the tree tucked just beside the stable was as much an admittance as a distraction. As soon as Wickit turned to behold her beloved pond accessory perched in the nest of the tree’s highest boughs, Tritchet sprang for the cottage roof, landing with a skid just outside of the window of Onion’s workshop. Below her, she heard the clatter of armor as Wickit spun towards her again.

“Tritchet! How am I supposed to get him down?!” “Couldn’t say!” Tritchet called back, bounding up over the ridge of their roof with a laugh. “But I’ve heard the Warrior of Light is very resourceful!”

#FFxivWrite2022 #ffxiv #my writing #oc crap #tritchet pock #yes i am doing this but don't worry #i won't be posting all of my entries #probably just the really ridiculous ones #anyway tritchet and i have the same feelings about the poroggo lawn ornament #and unfortunately we are alone in those feelings #god this would be the first thing that I finish after months of radio silence LMAO #absolute bullshittery just how i like it #ffxiv writing #frenchy writes

[twilight-deviant]

#Teen Wolf #Teen Wolf Movie #TeenWolfEdit #TWEdit #Peter Hale #Chris Argent #Melissa McCall #Petopher #My GIFs #People have complaints about the movie #both legitimate and ridiculous #Listen I got more scenes with Peter and Chris together #and by “more” I mean “more than one” #I'll take it #This is what the series should have had more of #And it's highkey ridiculous it didn't #It's werewolf dilf and werewolf hunter dilf and... REALLY?! #I probably would have watched a whole movie of just them being snarky and tracking together thanks #Love how Melissa walks away like she's already regretting her choice of teammates #Like it wasn't bad enough she dated both guys #Pfft #I wish I were better at making gifs #I'll get it one day #But also this scene was weird

[sansevierias]

no but changing v's age to a tiny little baby* was silly and it was extra silly to give both female and male V the same birthday, because i see them as totally different characters with different personalities. and them having different birthdays was a nice addition that kinda highlighted it. like of course everyone can make their own V and roleplay as any kind of character they like, but i think the voice acting (english version) and romance options do paint a certain type of base for their personalities.

male v is a man in a man's world and he has to act like one in order to fit in and to survive. he has to have this cool tough guy act on, but sometimes it breaks, and you can find out what he really is feeling (for example talking to vik after the heist or the scene with skye/angel at the clouds). his romance options are both pretty big and wild personalities, and vincent in comparison to them is almost like more of a calming presence. but he does happily go along with both panam's and kerry's shenanigans.

female v is a woman living in a misogynistic world and that pisses her off. she is quick to anger and doesn't try to hide too much what she is feeling. if someone has an issue with how she expresses herself, then that's their fucking problem. to balance this, her romance options aren't as wild as panam and kerry, and they both offer a certain kind of domesticity to valerie. judy wants to move in with her immediately after their first time having sex (like a typical lesbian lol), and river is a family man and you can't make him leave his sister and her children. valerie's sex scenes are also less crazy and more "serene" and traditional than what vincent gets (a tank and a burning yacht).

some of these differences are also probably due to some underlying sexism in the writing (woman being more emotional, man getting wilder partners and so forth). but i still like that there are differencies. and when you add the three different life paths, you can get some nice variety to this pre-written character.

*i'm being overly dramatic because i myself am "old" and also a bit of a clown.

#cp2077 txt #v #cyberpunk 2077 #i started to write this and then i was like am i being really stupid (probably lmao) #but anyway #the performance of certain type of ridiculous masculinity fascinates me in v's and kerry's relationship #one of my favorite under appreciated lines in the romance is #in the sun ending when V hugs kerry and kerry says "this is what you do when you don't want to talk' #and it gives me this impression that kerry is more ready to drop that silly macho act #probably due to his age and having more experience #and he has tried to make V open up to him more #but V isn't ready yet and just turns to physical affection instead bcs he's more comfortable expressing himself that way

[itsamenickname]

Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

#ask nickname #anon ask #you gotta love those fun awkward dinners with your family #I can imagine this dinner being the last time Luigi ever takes Bowser out to have dinner with his family #if Luigi thought this was embarrassing just wait until everyone finds out that he has a hidden bite mark on his neck #or if you want to make it really awkward/embarrassing; make Bowser have the bite mark on his neck instead of Luigi #it probably wouldn't be all that noticeable since Bowser has tough skin #but I bet whoever is sitting next to Bowser during dinner would probably see the bite mark and ask Bowser what's on his neck #leading everyone to stare at Bowser as he debates on whether to admit that he and Luigi are banging or come up with a ridiculous lie #poor Luigi just wants to have one normal dinner with his family #although that kind of went out the window when he brought his 10-foot turtle dragon boyfriend to a family dinner #luigi #luigi nintendo #bowser #bowser nintendo #mario #mario nintendo #princess peach #princess peach nintendo #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #mario x peach #mareach #mario family #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie

[olive-riggzey]

Listen, you CANNOT tell me that they didn’t meet at least ONCE

Please accept my headcanon that Rondo just keeps growing out his hair to wear it like Sazantos, thank you

#ZootaDoodles #Octopath #Once again if you search up anything on Rondo Ravus you WILL PROBABLY GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH SPOILERS #Anyways just hear me out on this okay #Therion pops in through the window and there's just this ridiculously tall man standing there with a sword #Instead of thinking oh that must be her brother he immediately assumes Heathcote was sacked #OR that this guy broke in somehow and therefore must be really REALLY strong and therefore Therion is in trouble #Also UGH I had the hardest time drawing Rondo today but I needed to get this out of my system #It makes me happy that we have a mostly coherent timeline of the first OCTOPATH game and CotC #If we say that the attack when Rondo was 13 was the same one that Cordelia and him lost their parents in then that makes Rondo 23 y/o now #Octopath Traveler #Octopath Traveler CotC #Octopath CotC #Rondo Ravus #Therion #Octopath Therion #Cordelia Ravus #CotC

[sailforvalinor]

Idk if this is controversial, but studying for a English/writing degree at university shouldn’t make you NOT want to engage with writing or literature. Just a thought.

#the amount of times one of my literature professors presented us with the worst reading or interpretation (some of which were just plain #revolting) of a piece of literature almost as if she were expecting us to like it just because it was sensational and me and everyone else #going ‘um. no. sorry. not only does that make no sense but now I kind of want to throw up’ #I just came here to read some gothic lit and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now. (my fault for signing up for gothic lit I suppose) #her English survey class made me never want to look at the written word again #however I know this isn’t me having an issue with survey classes (although the rate they make you read at is kind of ridiculous and I read #fast: case in point for one of them I had to read Huck Finn in 9 days) #because I took American Survey from another professor and it was really challenging but probably the best course I ever took at university #I was not expecting to develop such a distaste for the academic world at uni but maybe that’s just my university (whenever I complain about #this my mom always tells me I need to watch Dead Poet’s Society lol) #siggggghhh anyway. hoping for some better classes with my exchange program (although none of them are writing/English as I’m almost #finished with my degree) #english lit #university #english #college

[sysig]

Old habits die hard all the way around (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Wander #More of the Peepers is left in the care of the main duo idea lol #He managed to get to sleep! Everyone did in fact! Obviously Wander's gotta be the first one up tho #Peepers would probably be up first normally what with his average of like five hours of sleep lol but he was up late digging #Was he also protecting Sylvia and Wander by choosing to sleep near them rather than just digging a trap around himself? :3c #There are better odds in numbers but even still hehe ♪ #He's also quite unused to body heat while he sleeps - all the Watchdogs sleep in their own cubbies but he has his own separate room! #Would it actually be comforting or would it make him restless haha #I like to think that it'd be harder to get to sleep but he'd sleep much deeper once he gets there :) #They really are adorable just defenselessly sleeping together ah <3 So little in that wide shot! #Wander was fun to draw for that one too haha I love his big silhouette expressions #Starting starting to fall into a rhythm with him! It's fun! :D #Big eyes and long silly limbs haha #Of course he's able to use his chaotic nature to completely undo all of Peepers' hard work haha #What probably took him at least an hour or so probably took Wander all of like five minutes to rectify - it's a skill lol #Nullifying his trap is just going to make him try to go even more all out next time! Escalating into ridiculousness haha #Until he eventually manages to back them into a corner only for Hater to take the pratfall lol #Silliness

[tj-crochets]

Went to the doctor just for a check up and he basically just told me "your body just processes sugar very well! :) :) :) It's a good thing! :) :) :) It can't possibly be the source of your symptoms even though eating fixes it :) :) :)" But there was also a moment when talking about my iron deficiency that is possibly one of the funniest things a doctor has ever said to me, up with the cardiologist who said "you're a medical mystery": He was going over my blood test results, and said "Your iron levels haven't gone up at all, they are still extremely low, but you're not anemic anymore" And I was like how am I not anemic anymore??? And he said "Your hemoglobin levels have gone up...somehow..." while frowning at the blood test results on his computer. It was very "somehow, palpatine has returned" lol

#the person behind the yarn #medical mention #food mention #he did at one point say the iron issue is probably an absorption issue #which. give this is either my third or my sixth absorption issue (depending on if you count electrolytes) #I'm not exactly surprised but I'm also not thrilled #at some point it stops being 'your body is very good at processing' and starts being #'your body just yeets all nutrients out of it!' #I am on two different medications to make me retain salt more #like. one that is 100% the entire reason I take that med #one that that's a side effect of that med strong enough they thought I shouldn't take both together #until they did bloodwork to check (and found it was appropriate to take both) #and I STILL need a RIDICULOUS amount of salt #and sometimes! even with two different meds and like four different kinds of salt pills! I straight up do not retain salt! #I get super dehydrated and cannot fix it for days! #and I am more tired of it than I perhaps realized #just real tired of doctors going 'your body is just so efficient at processing :) :) :)' #I am already doing all the low blood sugar things. smaller more frequent meals lots of protein lots of complex carbs #not looking for advice just wanted to share the 'somehow...your hemoglobin has gone up' #because I do genuinely find that really funny

[bruhstation]

the journey of gordon juniperus gresley (and still ongoing)

#thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte gordon #senjart #casa tidmouth #casa tidmouth act 2 #my everything. godddd I love him so so much #he's like. objectively the best character in the whole series #also I think he and scott were really close as kids #esp. with only one year age difference and how scott continuously supported him despite their family's situation #(imo their rivalry in tgr was one sided from gordon's part. scott's just balling while gordon still wants to overpass him) #like ok. I know this is a post about gordon but I think scott needs some appreciation with how he prioritizes his brother over himself #bro's probably emotionally devastated too with losing his siblings and father. but he still has his little brother #gordon probably felt like he owes scott a lot. but he's bad at words (ALL gresleys are) and he has his own set of problems SOOOOOO #and gordon. even though he lost so many people in his life he still keeps on going. he never gives up because- #-despite how much he complaints and boasts about himself he firmly believes that things will eventually turn out okay for him #aggresive optimist. something like that? you get what I'm trying to say #like a coworker would say ''this is hopeless'' and gordon would just say ''you're being ridiculous'' #anyways enough of me talking. I wanna draw scott's and gordon's railway show designs BUT WHEN? LET'S SEE #(crying at little gordon. it shows from his eyes that he has no idea what's about to happen to him)

[thedawningofthehour]

Do you guys think Casey Jr. knew that mutants and Yokai were supposed to be like...in hiding, or do you think he came back and was super confused why the guys didn't have like licenses or why cloakers were a thing?

#draxum: did the name HIDDEN city tell you anything? #casey jr: i thought it was just the vibe you were going for #this has nothing to do with the story i was just thinking about it #and watch donnie probably told him something really stupid and ridiculous about life pre-krang #thinking he was just messing around with his nephew #and then one day casey's like: wait a minute where are all the armadillos that eat everyone's trash? #not story #casey jr #casey jones #casey jones jr #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt

[kyouka-supremacy]

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#This is about the last thing I could have imagined happening to me but. #A girl just slid what pretty realistically is a love letter under my door and. I really don't know what to do about it #God. I like her a lot but I also really just love her as a friend?? #I don't. I have no idea what to reply because on one hand if I said something like #“yeah every second we spend together is precious to me too I love you <3 ” I would probably. Definitely come across wrong #But at the same time I can't just reply coldly I don't want to be rude. I do enjoy the time we spend together. #I just feel that if I don't reply with the same love and dedication I will come off as rude and make her sad and I really don't want to #But also I'm like. 100% sure I'm not into her romantically #It's just. The way she talks to me in the letter makes me feel... Odd in the bad way. #She spent words of admiration on me I really feel like I can't own you know. #She seems to look up to me a lot and I don't think I should be looked up to at all. #“You're a wonderful‚ very strong‚ and intelligent person” HOW DO YOU EVEN REPLY TO THAT. #“Uh I disagree but you're entitled to your opinion”... ? #Thank you? #This is. Ugh. I'm really not fit for this kind of stuff. #I LOVE exploring characters being in love and putting them in awkward ridiculous situations that make them miserable. #I HATE to be in such situations #As if exams weren't enough. How do I deal with that #Posting this just in case anyone has genuine advice btw. How do you reject a girl you actually like a lot #And how should I even write her back. Because she said to and I'm the WORST at writing back #Sis this is stressing me off so much. I want to dig a hole and disappear in it. I'm not getting out of my room for the next six months. #(For context we live in the same students dorm) #random rambles #I'm so distressed right now this is the absolute worst. #Like I was pretty fine with where we were at but now I feel like I really don't want to spend time with her again for a long time. #Deleting this soon hopefully

[shima-draws]

I just finished Skypeia AGHHHFJHHHH it was so GOOD

#One Piece #My favorite arc BY FAR #It was really long! But it wasn’t Alabasta long!! #Also Noland’s backstory deadass made me tear up that shit was so sad #Idk this arc just really kept me hooked. Like there wasn’t really a point I got super bored #Even with all the fights going on #Also just realizing they mentioned Noland in OPLA too. Nami read Zoro the book while he was totally conked out #Anyway ANYWAY I really enjoyed it. Lots of fun character interactions #And Usopp actually getting to do stuff too?? MY MANS #Oh and Zoro’s look this arc. God he was STYLIN. I’m so weak for a man in goggles shut up. #Logically that should apply to Usopp too and you know what. Yeah. #G8 is next and I know it’s filler but I’ve heard nothing but praise for it #So I’ll probably watch it instead of skipping :’D #Shima speaks #Also I find it stupidly ridiculous and funny that YET AGAIN Oda said ‘Lol you thought x character was dead?? SIKE’ #Wiper got electrocuted and died like eight times but he’s fine actually. Also Sanji and Usopp got electrocuted too and were out #for like a full day. And then Enel zapped them AGAIN and Usopp was back on his feet like two minutes later. #Silly anime logic. It doesn’t make sense and I love it

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Drama CD Translations, Track Seven: "To You Who Are So Lovely" - Ending

I'm not a professional yada yada yada, these are just my rough transcriptions of each track in the CD because I need fodder for my simping.

This one reads a bit like a love letter left for MC, it's another sweet one:

…Indeed, the sand in the hourglass has fallen. It appears my day with you is over. (I'M DISTRAUGHT TOO DW BEAUTIFUL) In this way, every moment trickles into another ceaselessly…yes, forever. Even now as I say it, the word “forever” drives a painful wedge in my heart. I often wonder at the essence, the weight that word carries--so often spoken with admiration and yearning by humankind.

I think this is the first time in my life I ever went "philosopher (affectionate)" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I could listen to him all day [contented sigh]

I know very well…just how heartbreaking it is. I was shaken by that never-ending, pathless darkness…until you gave me the hope of “now.” A vampire who lives forever, and a woman who lives a finite life, hoping for a better tomorrow. I’m not sure what will become of my love for you that sprouted at the boundary between “forever” and “now.” …But I promise you this. I will never let you go. When I give you eternal love… Let’s spend that time together.

Man the way I act up when I hear fictional man say "I will never let you go" [INSERT LOUD BARKING] it's a promise, Abel 🥺💜

It may turn out to be a bumpy road…but, don’t worry. We’ll take every step of the way hand-in-hand. When I get lost…you’re so kind and strong It makes me sure that if we do ever get lost, we’ll worry about it together, and find answers together. Like a waltz, let’s take each other’s hands…and live together.

Okay all my usual court jester energy aside, I really am so fond of this motif throughout his stories. This idea that being in a relationship is about being there for each other, about promising the other will never be alone. I guess they really just embody what marriage is at its best, for me? Like not necessarily that there's only one way to be married, but that it should be about helping each other and caring about each other? Building a life and sharing that happiness, an enduring love that grows the more two people are together.

Holding hands and dancing, I'm so...

And one day, I’m sure I will… …I’m sure that I’ll turn you into a vampire. At that time, let’s live together forever. From the moment I met you that day, in Paris of the 21st century…it felt like the frozen hands on the clock of my life began to move. I was determined that I would never fall in love with a human again. I was moved by your pure and single-minded thoughts, and I wanted your love. A year later, ten years later, one hundred years of accumulating this “now” I’ve received from you… In the far distant future, I want to see you beside me. I found you in eternity…I love you, and I will dedicate my pureblood life to your fate--

If y'all need me I will be wasting away, ty--

"In the far distant future, I want to see you beside me." I WANT THAT TOO, GORGEOUS

Man the way my brain is just so: the only kind of man I want is one that can go "I wanted your love 🥺👉👈" and "I wanted her blood to run down my mouth." AT THE SAME TIME

It's about the multi-faceted yearning 🤌🏼

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp mc #he is the sweetest????? wtf #i swear if i saw a letter like this left for me i would probably actually die of cuteness #the way he's just so '🥺👉👈tg?' #and im just resisting every urge to TACKLE him like 'YES OF COURSE TG FOREVER' #aight but fr comte and mc are def that couple that exchanges love letters unironically #not like every day but once in a while when they're Really Feeling It #am i mushy and ridiculous? probably #but i am cringe and i am free #i cant hear you over the sound of me clutching comte's letter to my chest like some kind of Austen protagonist #okay but why do i see leo being nosy just to get a rise out of him and rooting through comte's drawers #and nearly finds them #but comte grabs him by the scruff of the neck and throws him out #no cigarillos for our boy for a week bad kitty (poor leonardo) #the letters were subsequently concealed in an ornate box he hid in [location censored] #brain: hol'up. no he'd leave all the mushy letters out just to fk with leo but the raunchy ones are def going in the special box #me: my god...psychological warfare... #comte: emotional vulnerability gives him hives; it's equivalent to watching a person with lactose intolerance eat ice cream on purpose #me: KJHLGHJFDSJHFJADHLGDHFJKSGLHJK #honestly idc what mc says watching these two squabble is legit the best full time job out there #comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda #baguettosaurus

[harukakitous]

Ohsama Sentai King-Ohger | #11: 

“We’re asking you to make a fair call, Almighty Neutral One.” 

#ohsama sentai kingohger #ohsama sentai king ohger #king ohger #kingohger #yanma gast #rita kaniska #hymeno ran #gira husty #super sentai #tokusatsu #my gifs #my edit #is this fueling the delusions? probably haha #i just found this conversation interesting from a character standpoint #it seems that out of all the rulers rita is really the only one yanma truly respects #despite being a delinquent who prides himself on being against the grain #i also find it interesting that rita seems to consider his offer but decides against it for the sake of impartiality #despite the fact that they'll be assisting in a good if not highly ridiculous cause #i just really like that we get these small character interactions amidst the bigger plot and setpieces #it really adds to the show's charm without having to take away from the serialized nature of it #tag rant

[sonknuxadow]

my sonic cds btw . i ❤️ physical media

#just posting a bunch of the random sonic stuff i have today i guess #also the crush 40 cd isnt exclusively sonic it has some of their other stuff too but . included it anyway. for obvious reasons #also also i have two copies of true colors i just only included one in the picture #the seller i got it from gave me a bonus copy for some reason #frontiers was my first full game soundtrack i really want more .. especially want unleashed but that one is usually ridiculously expensive #so . probably never getting it lmao #but id also like to have sa2 or shth eventually . those are two of my favorite soundtracks #also love that its all normal sized single disc albums and then theres the giant 6 disc monster thats the frontiers ost

[luvbug724]

36 days.

i think we as a fandom don't talk about dan and renee enough aftg hitlist anon. i understand that renison and mattdan (?) prevail but we need to look at the sheer potential in that one short story about dan's recruitment alone. the sports rivalry turned hatred. dan only getting recruited because wymack came to watch renee. the strip club. having to unite in the face of misogynists. do you see the vision. do u see the vision aftg hitlist anon.

#i'm sorry i know i always go against mainstream fanon #but are u seeing this #more unpopular fanon sorry: #bi renee. ive been a jeanee truther for 3 years i cant put it down. their canon interactions r really cute theyre just got the vibes sorry #at least some of the foxes have gotta be a little ugly im sorry guys they cant all be hot #i hate reading aus unless its like nearly exactly canon backstories but they meet differently #that ones just like a general thing all the time i'm not an au person #i LAY MY LIFE DOWN for people who write like ridiculously long pre canon or post canon fics #um #u might be able to guess what fandom i very recently got into based on that #if u r thinking “Is it that one?” the answer is probably yes. its a big one. #have never read or watched source material nor do i plan to who cares they're all dead anyway & authors a pos #also missing scene canon compliant fics. anyone whose ever written andrew pov baltimore.... i come to you humbly #and with love #aftg hitlist anon #i hope u know that my replies to these asks r genuinely the first thing i think of in response thats the philosophy im going with here #today i have dan and renee on the brain. it happens.