#procrastination is my nation

[devilart2199-aibi]

Moment of Calm 🍃🦌

#transformers #transformers fanart #hound #transformers hound #transformers reforged #moar rough mock covers!! #as usual been procrastinating on posting things thinking I'll get back to them to clean the up but at the same time am happy #with how they look rough >_< #Hound is a big sweet fella in my au and is super excited to learn about earth! the nature specifically and picks up random national park #pamphlets when out patrolling then info dumps to Sideswipe and Bumblebee or anyone he's paired up with that day #maccadam #maccadams

[slythernnn]

Another lil photo dump

#I have so much homework to do over the next week 💀 #procrastination nation over here #and it doesn’t help that my shoulder and back are hurting again while I sit up 🥲 #anyone wanna do the work for me? lol #I’ll pay you in head lmao #pretty pls? 🙏🏽 #me #self #face #shut up rian

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

I love that we basically both posted this within about 4 seconds of each other! 😂 How about Middle, Side or Back?

LMAO I know! Even down to the procrastination tags!

Middle from Dear Leslie:

In the middle of the changing room, Jamie Tartt was crying in Roy Kent’s arms. More than crying, he was cracked open, and the only thing holding him together was Roy Kent duct tape. Arms Leslie’s witnessed push the younger man plenty of times, now were his lifeline. Higgins could hardly believe this was the same Jamie Tartt who approached him for tickets two days earlier. 

Side from the home invasion fic:

Jamie would have doubled over if not for the painful grips on his arms keeping him upright. Another fist connected with Jamie’s jaw, snapping his head sideways before another hit his side.

Back from chapter 3 of rage, rage against the dying light:

Each minute out of Roy’s sight felt like an eternity, and Jamie worried his friend would fall back into a coma if Jamie couldn’t lay eyes on the older man. He knew he was driving his Mum crazy. Same with Keeley, who was getting plenty of steps in between his and Roy’s rooms.

#jamie tartt #roy kent #leslie higgins #fic: dear leslie #home invasion fic #fic: rage rage against the dying light #wip wednesday #thank you my talented friend #procrastination nation #nativestarwrites

[spookylightwhispers]

if you ever feel bad about procrastinating, just know that one time when in primary school the battery for my bedroom wall clock died and i was supposed to replace it but i kept procrastinating and procrastinating until we sold our house and moved out 10 years later and the battery never got replaced.

also one time when i was 12 my grandma gave me some beads, beading strings, and pins and told me to replicate the mini hijab brooches we wear and i told her i'd do it after my national exams are over and actually this time i did it! 8 years later :)

#i seriously don't think i've met a bigger procrastinator than myself #okay but improvement from 10 years (or never?) to 8 years? #yasss queen #lol #i said after my national exams are over #but in reality it was 2 nationals exams and a diploma later #lmao

[lexosaurus]

i always see posts and comments about how 'naturally gifted' academic children suffer from a lot of problems with "if it's not easy, then i won't try" as adults, and i raise you: 'naturally athletic' kids suffer from the same problem.

instrument gets hard? i stop practicing. scene in WIP gets hard? i stop writing. subject in school is difficult? im stupid and will fail this test anyway, why bother studying. i'll just spend all my free time at the gym or training instead because it's easier.

yeah uhhhh looking back—and esp now as an adult recovering from medical issues and realizing doing a single pushup is suddenly difficult as hell and now needing to follow progression videos for the first time in my life—i wasn't naturally gifted at shit, i just practiced. a lot. that was it that was the whole secret all along.

"this doesn't come easily to me, i give up" yeah no it's definitely not just the academically 'gifted kids' who have this issue. i'd wager that a wide variety of kids who were 'gifted' in one hobby or another also suffer from this as adults.

#not dp related #lexx gets deep #also: SEVERE PROCRASTINATION #sorry i dont mean to be not funny #it's just been a difficult year #i'll go back to being funny as soon as i can #i just need to yell into the void about things rn because i have a national music competition in 2 weeks #and i hadn't practiced all through covid #and then everyone got really good and i was lagging #so what do i do? i keep not practicing #i could have just practiced the hard parts this entire time #and then i would be right with my competitors #but instead i....didn't #and that's frustrating #i've been building better practicing habits more recently #but a few weeks of semi-consistency isn't enough to build that kind of muscle memory or strength

[flickeringflame216]

"a significant portion" "the vast majority" girl get real, give me DATA

#i want STATISTICS #all these papers I'm citing won't use NUMBERS the cowards #straight to the National Registry shall we go then #(even if I don't use the number in my paper I want to Know it) #doomed by the narrative (procrastination)

[jayswing101]

Just bought fabric and ribbons to make my first ribbon skirt and I am v v excited!! I'm planning to go kinda rogue and non-traditional with it, basing the shaped off the really full skirt of one of my favourite dresses and I'm gonna put in some massive pockets. Also I'm hoping that getting the fabric in for the ribbon skirt will force me to actually finish my other sewing project 😅

#first ribbon skirt I'm making #third one I'll have #One friend bought me a skirt for my delayed 2020 grad #and another friend gifted me a purple and white skirt they had bc they're Métis #and the skirt was Haudenosaunee colours so they thought a Haudenosaunee should wear it #(and im Kanien'kehá:ka which is one of the 6 Haudenosaunee nations) #im also hoping that getting the fabric will inspire me to finish my other sewing project.... #(the heipaoshi robe that literally only needs to have the lining and buttons added) #(ive been procrastinating bc it's a round collar and slippery brocade fabric and it's hard to sew) #jay jabbers

[mbrainspaz]

foolish of the IRS to expect me to remember all the jobs I had at the start of last year, or to have kept track of any mail they sent me. I'm a millennial with ADHD. Mail goes in the countertop mail basket, unopened. I had to sort through 45 lawn care flyers to find one tax form. Two were in a pile of Chinese newspapers and Elder Futhark rune notes by my desk. At least one is still missing.

#broke art hobo #other other job #I HAD SO MANY JOBS LAST YEAR #taxes #woe unto me #normally I'm more organized than this but my whole life did fall apart #personal problems #freelance artist problems #when the thing is due tomorrow #procrastination across the nation

[valtiels-darkness]

.:Staring at the replies:.

My head: Intricate replies, both unnerving and fun...

Me: Uh... What are words, boss? What are words?

#rp thoughts #why is my brain like this #Procrastination Nation

[orcelito]

ok low spoilers excerpt of the first scene of discacc chapter 41

futago siblings agenda is ON

#speculation nation #discacc shit #im procrastinating. if you couldnt tell. #i'd rather be writinggggggggggg i do not want to do my fucking assignment #NOR my manager meeting. ugh

[paixarina]

CHUNGSUNG'S BIRTHDAY IS NEAR AND I HAVEN'T WRITING ANYTHING FOR HIM YET

#🍡 ;; shut up vanie #NAUR I'M TOO LAZY TO WRITE I WANNA WRITE CHUNGSUNG BUT BRAIN GOES HEHE WRITING BLOCK AND PROCRASTINATION GOES BRRR :) #PLEASE LET ME WRITE SOMETHING FOR HIM SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME GOES THAT'S A BABYGIRL BEHAVIOUR TO HIM #YIKES I FEEL SO BAD TO MYSELF I HAVE LEFT PARARAI TUMBLR NATION STARVING FOR MY CONTENT #I'M DEEPLY SORRY FOR ABANDONING YOU GUYS HUHUHUHU :')))

[rotatingwafflemaker]

I was born a pandeiro

born to dance and lead the samba of the next generation

shaking my aros at the sound of the forró echoing the tune playing in my blood

Alegrando the Saturday churrasco with the family, the neighbors, and the people no one knows

bringing the sound of my country out of my bones into the world

but my feet can't keep up with the carnaval beats

and my arms cant hold up the guarda chuva do frevo

my tongue cant roll the r's anymore

and my mind can't tell the diference between porque, por que, porquê, and por quê

I was born a pandeiro

com um fuste, aro e pele completamente brasileiro

pronta para levar a minha musica pelo mundo

but insted Im becoming a banjo

aros become strings

goat skin becomes drum head

forró becomes country

samba becomes pop

My rice is papado

my brigadeiro is bitter

my knowledge of spices is flawed

and my barbecue has only hot dogs

Yet I still kiss the cheeks of the people I meet

and give the first slice of cake on my birthday

I still eat comida every day

and long for pasteis at the beach

At what point did I become too American to be Brazilian

but too Brazilian to be American?

Was it when I started using Fahrenheit over Celcius

or "America" over "United States"?

Was it when I wore too small bikinis at the beach

or when I drank in public at 16?

I miss when English was just a language that I spoke online

when America was just a dream

when I knew where I belonged

when I knew who I was

But I don't regret the choices I made,

what I left behind,

or what I got in return

I just regret getting trapped

in this idea that

if you are different

you do not belong

#long poem #longer than usual #long reads #my poetry #poesia #poetic #poem #poetry #its 2 am #im procrastinating #belonging #imigrants #original poem #confessional poetry #poems on tumblr #nationality #enstrangement #moving #i hate that ending #brasil #poema original #poema em português

[sapphosvioletts]

guys guys i think i'm going to get a switch soon i'm so excited but uhhh i know nothing about gaming or switches and i'm mostly getting it to play animal crossing so people with actual knowledge is there anything i should know? like do any other games like mario kart and stuff come with it or do i have to buy those separately too? and also what the fuck is that online membership thing 🧍‍♀️

i'm going to get the switch lite bc i don't really think i have any reason for the regular one? so might as well save like $100 and buy animal crossing instead?? so yeah please tell me what i need to know or any tips or anything!!!

ive been sick as fuck this past week so been in bed just watching animal crossing videos akdjsk

also sorry to everyone in my ask box i am ✨overwhelmed✨so if nothing gets answered.. i very much apologize i am trying my best but i do appreciate it!

#violet talks #i hate buying anything other than coffee but ive almostttt made it through the dance season only nationals and showcase left #so i feel like i deserve a summer treat skdhsj #but i might not get it for a while cause i'm not letting myself until i clean my depression room... which i am procrastinating #but yes pls give me tips

[littledeludeddupes]

kas yasiff is a gnoll shadow sorceror from the mana wastes. his mother got lost in a miasma while pregnant with him and he was born planetouched. he dreams of the shadow plane, and fears zon-kuthon

the stress of this and the hard life in the mana wastes caused his mother to die young, but this is common, so he was raised communally by the tribe like many other children. he carries her bones with him as a keepsake

as a young adult he was training to become bonespeaker of his tribe, one of the most respected roles a male could achieve, but his tribe ended up being destroyed and subsumed into a larger, more powerful one

as a male outsider he was at the absolute bottom of the pecking order so he left traditional gnoll life to work for a caravan. he learned a lot about the world there, and after earning enough money, he left for geb.

he fits in comfortably among undead, and with his magical talents he can truly live the good life in geb, with luxury he couldnt even dream of in the wastes. in geb, he goes by the name yusef, and has started working for a local blood lord

#i wrote this purely to procrastinate taking my math exam #you can probably guess more or less what the mana wastes are but geb is like a spooky nation ruled by decadent ultrarich undead

[skaletoncarnage]

i leave for 3 weeks and come back and my entire dashboard is now bowluigi. this is why i’m still here

#my workplace is unionizing and it's making national news #i'm exhausted and riddled with anxiety but it's finally happening #time to procrastinate

[france-unofficial]

my turn to do this because a.) my motivation is at the lowest it's ever been and b.) I don't have the confidence to do this without you slightly crazy people cheering me on

100 notes and i'll attempt to drink an adequate amount of water a day

edit: ✔ glugged a bottle of water and set reminders so I don't forget

200 notes, i'll turn my blog lime green for one week. (after that one week pasts, I'll try to make my blog aesthetically pleasing or whatever)

edit: ✔ turning it lime green for ONE week. shrek can live on my blog for now

300 notes, and i'll post a fanfic about a random character- just send me an ask and I'll write for whomever (not posting a fan fic about shrek.)

edit: ✔ character taken!

400 notes, and i'll stop procrastinating and do the missing assignments that've been piling up on me (I have... over seven overdue assignments 🤡 )

edit: ✔ working on them right now :')

500 notes, and i'll audition for musical theatre (surprise I can sing)

edit: ✔ in progress....

600 notes, and i'll start practicing my violin at least 5-6 times a week

edit: ✔ found my violin in its dusty cave and tuned it :D

700 notes, and i'll open writing requests on this blog for two days. (no more no less. anything after that, will be deleted.)

edit: ✔ requests are now open. please be specific who you want to be written, and I'll write it to the best of my ability. please keep in mind that nsfw/smut/dark content will NOT be written for. x readers, platonic relationships, and sfw requests only. thank you :3

800 notes and i'll start saving up for a new laptop

edit: ✔ started saving up so I can get a new laptop! the laptop I'm using now is alright, but I could use an upgrade

900 notes and i'll start a corpo blog

edit: ✔ its @furby-unofficial

1k notes, and i'll ask my parents to take me to a doctor to test if I have adhd

edit: ✔ just scheduled an appointment. thankfully it didn't take that much convincing and didn't turn into a argument

[bonus stuff:]

1.5k notes and i'll start a micro-nation blog

2k notes and i'll come out to my parents

#i dont really care if you spam lol #anyways i'll edit this as itme goes on