#ramen seasoning packets

[acornmaybe]

you ever imagine smells in the middle of the night and it's like huh. i do kind of want to eat That Thing. too tired. tomorrow maybe

#raw pasta #ramen seasoning packets #odd things #acorn original

[indigoire]

Okay I have seen so many dogshit cakes and recipes now I wanna get in with the one food you can't fuck up: ramen.

#I know y'all are gonna make some salty ass ramen so for the love of god stay away from the seasoning packet option

[tillman]

Hesus cgrist blue takis are Unnatural this is like holding upon the most demure and small vein of lapis lazuli ever mined from dear mother earth

#food shouldnt look like that #also they kinda taste like a ramen season packet does. I miss the red ones. theyre fine. #txt

[princessmo]

here's something they don't teach you in school: if you have leftover ramen seasoning packets, you can put them on other stuff

#i don't always use mine (either bc i'll season it w somethin else or like #i'll make 2 ramens but it's so salty i only need one seasoning packet) #anyway i just put a pork flavor packet on some bulgur and it's scrumptious

[deityofhearts]

there was a period of time where when I’d eat ramen I’d use two or three seasoning packets which was already concerning to my friends but on top of that I’d be adding even more bouillon seasoning because I owned a huge container and my friends were quite literally like “crystal stop- YOURE GOING TO DIE” so I had to cut back on my bouillon consumption :(

#deity dialogue #my main ‘problem’ and place of concern for people now is the amount of black pepper seasoning I use #as said before I <3 pepper I love pepper it’s so tasty #my most concerning salt moments are when it comes to ramen and like soy sauce because I use so much soy sauce but only if it’s packets #apparently seven packets for my rice is ‘too much’

[naomiknight-17]

I received some very kind donations today which are helping us recover from vet bills and the general cost of living and I hope none of you mind that I am spending a bit of it to order a pizza as a treat for Jon and I

Also my mom & brother came through with a box of frozen popcorn chicken (which is something I tried to buy on sale last week but the grocery delivery messed up) so we're having that with the pizza

Yes, I am breaking my low-carb diet. But this is SO much better than having instant ramen, which also would have broken my diet

Ok what I'm getting at is y'all are great and thank you, thanks to you boosting my post and pitching in, we are having a nice dinner

#i'm still in overdraft but not by as much #and the bunny vet bill is covered so whew #anyway #mod post #food #financial stuff #also also the ramen is literally JUST noodles and a seasoning packet. no meat or veg or anything. just carbs and salt #at least pizza has meat and veggies and cheese and like. some level of nutrition

[clayscookbook]

Broke Spaghetti

I also call it Broke Bitch Spaghetti but it's just pasta sauce on ramen noodles. Spaghetti noodles are too high-maintenance. This is like, just throw it all into one pan and go.

Ingredients: 1 Instant Ramen Package/serving Water to boil noodles Your Preferred Pasta Sauce (Reccomendation: 1/3rd Hunt's Pasta Sauce can/serving) Salt Optional: Microwaveable Frozen Meatballs Optional: Roughly 1/2 Teaspoon Sriracha (Possibly less) Optional: Onion Powder Optional: Parsley Seasoning/Italian Seasoning

Equipment: Stovetop 1 Medium or small pot Strainer Bowl or Plate to Serve Fork Possibly tupperware for sauce leftovers Possibly a Microwave

Instructions: Set the water to boil, and add salt as preferred. While you're waiting you can optionally begin preparing the meatballs or whatever else Once water is boiling, cook noodles for 3-5 minutes, or until desired softness. Once cooked, drain the noodles. If making a single portion, transfer drained noodles into the bowl you'll be eating from, along with any solids you're adding. Otherwise, just keep them in the pot for now. Add enough pasta sauce to adequately cover the noodles to your liking, mixing it as needed, and serve. Optionally, add the sriracha/seasonings in before serving to make a richer or somewhat zesty pasta sauce.

As a cautionary note: Do not add sriracha to the sauce before you add the sauce to the noodles, especially if you're going to store some sauce for later. Refrigerating stuff with hotsauce in it makes it substantially spicier. The reason you can store remaining sauce is for using it in other recipes, such as meatball subs or pizza bread.

#recipe #cooking #cookbook #ramen noodles #spaghetti sauce #one pot meal #one pot recipes #you can alter this one a lot and it probably will turn out good. the sriracha/seasonings are just my personal reccomendation. #modular recipe #i used to set aside the seasoning packet for this one for other recipes but honestly i reccomend using it to make it richer in flavour

[sanseitm]

@chancestander​—

     “Your arm isn’t bad!” Don’t ask where he came from, Rex, but he had been watching the relatively harmless skirmish the whole time. Who mugged people with a knife like that anyways? It was so old-fashioned that all Lupin could do was settle down to observe. But something something birds of a feather – they were both titans on this world of relatively normal humans. “I get the feeling you could hit harder than that though. Scary stuff!”

#chancestander #ℒ. — endless cosmic chaos ( eldritch ) #( stares at rex....... he would get mugged and they'd walk away with a handful of coins and a ramen seasoning packet. ) #( thats the energy i get from him )

[saul-goodboy]

good soup….

#this broth was for pork ramen with soft egg #broth contains uhhh water soy sauce chicken stock and mirin with fresh and dried onion and dried green onion #also added some seasoning salt and thyme and minced garlic #and a little bit of ginger #then i brought it to a boil and added the noodles and precooked egg and ramen flavor packet thing #let that boil until the noodles softened #and then turned off the heat and added a couple dashes of sesame oil #it was rlly good #but now i have zero energy #food

[yoitsecho]

yeah i have a few tricks up my sleeve

watch this

*pulls out stale unwrapped dry ramen from my jacket*

#shitpost #i have a hammer in case i need to eat it too #i just mainline the seasoning packet though #ramen

[manlymothman]

Sounds interesting i might try making some later. If i can find a decent recipe.

awesome awesome! i wish you luck on youre search, i hope you find a recipe you like!

#reminder: you can use any kind of watery soup/broth! even bouillon cubes/ #powder or ramen seasoning packets will do! #its so easy to make... #hope you have a lovely day/night! #klown thoughts #food #food mention

[sesshy380]

Follow up to the fact that I'm raising a cartoon villain

Had to run back to the store today because brain is brain and why would I ever remember my list???

Walking through the isles and my 6'4" 14 y/o decides to do the normal teenage thing of sticking his hands in his pockets (why bother with the jacket when you wore freaking shorts in a snowstorm???). He then stops dead in his tracks, pulls something out of his pocket, and holds it up while looking me dead in the eye. "Mom...wha-...what is this?" I wish I was making this up when I say that he was holding a RAMEN SEASONING PACKET. Like, I have so many freaking questions!!! Why was it even in his pocket? Where did it originally come from? How freaking long has it been in there? And why was he looking at me like it was some kind of evil plot to getting what he needed to make his newest -inator to defeat a platypus in a fedora???

I can't even with this kid some days.

I just shook my head and pretended this was normal, because to be honest, I don't even know why I'm surprised anymore.

#raising a cartoon villain #i can't even anymore #i have so many questions #why the fuck was he carrying around a ramen seasoning packet?!?!?! #it was beef btw #we haven't had beef ramen in the house in months #i am so confused

[incognitopolls]

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#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about food #submitted dec 3 #ramen #instant ramen #instant noodles #food

[vaspider]

shut up SHUT UP shut up SHUT UP about how i didn't cover your favorite thing or didn't explain how the changes they're proposing won't actually 'fix capitalism' I FUCKING KNOW did you see how I said I DONT AGREE WITH ALL OF IT but it makes a good SPRINGBOARD for LEARNING bc if I dump ppl straight into anarchist & communist theory they get SCARED and RUN AWAY so you start with BABY STEPS you fucking packages of ramen noodles where the seasoning packets have been replaced by silica gel packets omg

#y'all need to understand how to break people into ideas #description requested

[lokis-army-77]

Ravishing

mondern!Eddie Munson x fem reader

Word Count: 1.5k

Your boyfriend catches you making lunch but food isn't what he wants to devour.

Warning: 18 +. p in v, unprotected sex, kinda dom eddie, slight piss kink (its 4 v small paragraphs, some dialogue, and highlighted in red for those who want to skip).

Thank you to my beta readers <3 and Mariah for helping with the header.

Masterlist

The late morning sun cast a warm bright haze around the open-concept kitchen and living room. The blinds had been pulled back to let the natural light illuminate what you were doing. 

You shuffled around the kitchen quietly, gathering all the things needed to make a bowl of ramen. In contrast to the warm light, the air was cool. The breeze from the vent just beside the oven had goosebumps appearing over your legs, given you were only dressed in a simple white thong and your boyfriend's rather worn Iron Maiden t-shirt. 

He was still sound asleep, laid out like a starfish, soft snores coming from his parted lips. It had taken everything in you to leave the comfort of the warm bed and his embrace but once your stomach began to growl, you forced yourself to pry your sore body from the bed.

The night before had been eventful, to say the least. Your boyfriend had ravished you. Worshiped your body in the way that only he could. His tongue, fingers, and his cock were dedicated to your pleasure, leaving you a weak, worn-out mess atop the mattress. You went round after round, not stopping until well after the sun started to rise. 

As you reminisced on all the ways he had made you cum, you hadn't noticed the sounds of footsteps heavy with sleep nearing you. 

Arms wrapped around your middle as you placed the pot of water on the eye. You leaned into the embrace, humming contently. 

"Good morning." You smile.

"Morning." He mumbles into your neck. "I'm starving."

"I'll be done with food in a bit." You reply, tearing open the seasoning packet.

He groans into your skin, fingers lifting the hem of your shirt up and over your breasts. "Not what I'm hungry for." He all but purs. His hands move to push your panties down and then grab your hips, rutting his cock against your ass. You hadn’t noticed he was completely bare.

"Eddie-" you gasp as his fully hard cock pushes into your entrance. Your body shivers at the sensation, still sensitive from your last tussle only a few hours ago. 

You hang your head low as he begins to rut into you, moving his hips at a pace you think should be all too fast for someone who has just woken up.

Pouring the contents of the seasoning packet into the water, you took the trash to the counter before bracing yourself against it. "Oh fuck. Feels so- ah! Feels so good." You groan. 

Eddie grunts as he leaves wet, sloppy kisses along your shoulders and up the column of your neck. His teeth nip and bite at the delicate skin, marking you, claiming you as his own. 

He jackhammers into you, the roughness forcing your legs to widen and your knees to weaken. Strong hands keep you from falling. 

You're moved away from the oven, your front pushed over the butcher block counters. The wood is cold and you let out a squeal when your aching nipples make contact. 

The strong thrusts have your body rocking against the countertop. Your hands are thrown out in front of you, pushing against the wall to keep you from being fucked into it. 

You can barely get a noise out with the way Eddie is relentlessly using your sopping cunt.

"Taking me so well, Princess. Pussy made just for me, hum?"

You nod enthusiastically. "S'just for you," your words slur. "Oh-! Oh, Eddie!" Your lungs gain a burst of air as the tip of Eddie’s cock slides past the spot inside you that he always, so masterfully, finds. 

He hikes one of your legs up, opening you further to him. The new angle pushes his length further into you. He's directly hitting that spot now, over and over and over again. It has you lost for words, a bundle of whimpers and nerves so tight you think you might explode. 

It's all building up and you can do nothing to stop it but moan out against the wooden counter.

"Eddie- Eddie please I can't. Fuck-" your voice wobbles. "I think I'm gonna‐"

He buries himself deeper. "Gonna cum pretty girl?"

You shake your head. No, this is different, more urgent.

Your breathing is heavy as you reply. "No. Ah- I think, fuck, I think I'm gonna pee. You have to stop, Eddie, you have to."

He did not stop. The thrusts only kept coming, stroke after stroke he hit that special place but that was not the only place you felt the length of his cock. Your bladder stung with the fast and pressing need to relieve itself. The thought of letting go right here in the kitchen had you flushing, your body hot, and your face as red as could be. 

"Hold it," Eddie commanded. 

Your legs shook with the pleasure and pain

"I can't"

"Yes, you can. Hold it, sweetheart."

"Can't-" you heave. It was taking everything in you to do as he said, to hold it back. "Can't -", You let out a defeated whimper as you felt warmth begin to trickle down your leg. 

It didn't take more than a second for that trickle to turn into a gush. You felt dirty as the piss pooled below you. Your body flushed with embarrassment, tears welled in your eyes. 

Eddie tutted behind you, "Aww, was it too much for you?" The condescending tone of his voice made the heat in your body explode. 

You answered him with a weak mewl, "Uh-huh."

"What was that? I couldn't hear you, baby. Did I make you dumb?"

All the while, his hips never stopped pistoning into you. Sloppy wet sounds were a constant ambiance in the room. 

Now, a more familiar tug begins inside of you, one you knew all too well. A tugging that Eddie had learned, over years, when and how to pull to bring you the most pleasure. He expertly knew how to yank on that string in your abdomen until you fell over the edge. 

Your cunt squeezed him, contracting around his stiff cock like a vice. He chucked before leaning down and licking a thick, wet stripe up the plane of your back, causing a shiver to rake through you.

"I can feel how close you are. So warm and wet, gonna fill you with my fuckin cum." He whispers in your ear.

"Please." 

His lips pull into a smirk against your skin. "You'd like that, wouldn’t you? Want all the cum I can give you, huh? Wanna be a pretty little cum baby for me?"

"Yes, yes Eddie, yes." Your eyes are almost rolling into the back of your head as your release inches closer and closer. 

"Say it. Say what you want." The command is rough, a drastic change from the patronizing softness he had before.

With your body shaking, nerves prickling as you try and stave off your fall, you let out a shriek. "Wanna cum! Please-oh fuck- let me cum!" Your hand's fist so tight, your knuckles turn white. 

You barely hear Eddie give you permission before you're coming undone around him.

You swear there was a bright flash of light before your closed eyes as you shook. Was it heaven? Was it God? You had no idea but you swear with everything in you that this was the most intense orgasm you've ever had. 

Eddie's brutal pace finally dissipates into longer, more slow, and steady strokes as he comes down from his own high. 

"Fuck." The groan he lets out rumbles his chest, you can feel the vibrations on your back. 

You just want to lean there forever. Have Eddie pressed up against you in the warm light of the day, not a worry in the world. Exhausted, your eyes begin to close and your bones become liquid. It's relaxing, resting in the aftermath of something so big. That is until you hear an all too familiar sizzle of water boiling over and hitting the hot eye of the stove.

Your heart beats faster for a whole other reason now as you push Eddie off you and turn to take the pot of water off the stove, thankful there wasn't anything that could have burnt or overcooked inside.

"I love you," Eddie voices. "I fuckin love you."

Turning on your heel, you look at him. His sharp edges seem soft and you can't help but smile. 

"Love you more." You challenge.

He steps forward, taking you in his arms and placing a sloppy kiss on your lips, leaving you with a big smack. "Love you most." Another kiss. And another. And another, until you're giggling so much you have to shove him gently away from you.

"Let's get this mess cleaned up and maybe we can make something to eat." You pause, Eddie opens his mouth to speak but you interrupt him before he can, pointing a finger at him. "And don't say it's not what you're hungry for, I'm not having sex with you again until you have an actual meal."

He lifts his hands in defense. "Hey, not my fault you always look so... ravishing."

"Uh-huh, alright smooth talker. Let's get cleaned up."

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #joseph quinn #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn smut #stranger things x reader #stranger things smut #stranger things fic #female reader

[ambiencowboy]

Insta just showed me an ad with $40 instant ramen and all the comments on it were like “OMG I WANNT IT SO BAD” like what the fuck l?!?!???!!((! $1-2 instant ramen can be so delicious and it’s so affordable why the fuck would you want to spend $40 on instant ramen

#I think I would understand if it was like #restraunt style ramen #but it wasn’t #it was just regular out of a packet seasoning and noodles #but for $40 #!??!?! #lowkey convinced companies jus make fake accounts to leave good reviews bc what college aged person would want this