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~It was super effective~

*based on your wonderful Headcannons. I hope you enjoy this! Love you! ❤️*

JEJKREJKRJKERKJEJKRJKEJK OH MY LORD OH MY GOODNESS OH MY- FREAKING YES!!!???!!! This is a such a beautiful gift- thank you so much @magma-queen! You are a godsend! I've been having such a awful night and this made it all the more better! I love you too!

CW: Swearing

“Maaaaaaaax~”

Oh god. He knew Archie was wanting something from him if he’s saying his name like that.

Maxie puts his book down in his lap, watching his husband come through the door. “Yes, Archie?”

“I was wondering..” He had a mischievous smile on his face. He was definitely up to something. “Could we have a battle?”

“A battle? Not that I mind.. but why?”

He shrugs his shoulders. “I dunno, I just thought it would be something we could do together.”

Maxie sits up. “Alright then, if that’s what you want. Just let me-huh?” He was about to stand up, but Archie blocked him. “What are you doing? Let me stand up.”

Archie smirks at him. “Nope. It’s better if we have our battle right here~”

“Wh- I am not having a Pokemon battle in the house!”

That mischievous smile came back. “Who said it was a Pokemon battle, love?”

“What are you- AH!”

The redhead was pinned down to the couch.

“What on earth are you doing?!” Maxie shouted. “Let me up!”

>:)

“Archie.. no.. I know that look on your face…” Then the realization hit him. “Wait- No- NO-!”

He chuckles. “I’ll go first.. I have higher speed. Archie used… tickle!” He exclaims as he pounces on his husband and tickles his ribs.

“NO- NOHOHOHOHO- YOHUHUHU TRIHIHIHICKED MEHEHEHEHEHE!!YOHUHUHUHUHUHU BAHAHAHASTARD! AHAHAHAH- NAHAHAHT FAHAHAHAIR!!!”

Archie was giggling along with Maxie. “It was super effective! The opposing- hehehe! Mahahahahax!” Maxie found the opportunity to tickle him back. “The opposing Maxie’s defense- hehehe! Ahahahand attack is lowered!”

“IHIHIHIHIHI’M GOHOHOHONNA KIHIHIHIHIEHEHEEHEELL YOUHUHUHUHU!!!” He lost all his strength to fight back and fell backwards against the couch.

“Hehe! Who’s the most adorable redheaded cutie in the world? Huh? Who is he?” He coos. “Ah coochie coochie coo! Where’s my cute little land nerd hubby?”

“STAHAHAHAHAHAP!!!”

“Awwww c’mon! Where’s my giggly man? Huh? Where is he?” He leaves his worse spots alone and goes to tickle under his chin. “Let me see him! C’mon!”

“Hahahahah- hehehehehehee! *snort* Quhihihit ihihihihit!!”

“Awwww! There he is!” Archie cooed.

His face turned very red. Then, Archie stops for a moment to let him breathe.

“Ha.. heh.. you’re.. hehe.. dead..”

He smirks at him before raising his hands once more. “Archie used tickle!” He exclaims before digging his fingers into Maxie’s belly.

“N-NOHOHOHO- FUCK- NAHAHAT MY BEHEHEHELLY!!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP!!! HAHAHAHAH- I CAN’T BREHEHEHEATHE!!

“The opposing Maxie’s attack and defense has lowered!” He cackles, continuing his little playful game. “Critical hit! It was super effective!”

Maxie wheezed out squeaky giggles as he tried to escape.

“Awwwwww~ does Team Magma’s fearsome leader have a ticklish tummy?” He taunted.

“F-FUHUHUCK OHOHOHOHOFF!!” He squealed, wiggling side to side.

“Ohohoho~ now ye’ve done it. I know this move will do a lot of damage~” Archie teases, lifting his husband’s shirt up.

He tried to get away, but he couldn’t. “D-DON’T YOU D-“

“PBBTHTHTH!” He blows a big raspberry on his belly.

“NO- NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! NOT THAT!!! *SNORT* AHAHAHARCHIE GAHAHAHAD DAHAHAHAMN IHIHIHIHIT!! STAHAHAHAHAHP!!!”

“Archie used raspberry! It was super effective!” He cackles, continuing his teasing as he drove his husband insane. “PBBBTHTHTH!”

“STOHOHOHOHOP!! IHIHIHIHI GIHIHIHIHIVE!! IHIHIHI GIHIHIHIVE!!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEEASE!!”

With that, he stopped, rising up from his panting husband. “The opposing Maxie fainted!” He chortles.

“I’m gonna- fuhuhucking… kill you..” Maxie wheezed.

“Awwwww~” Archie cooed. “Is someone tired? Did I tire ye out?”

He sits up and glares at him. “Yes, I’m tired, alright… tired of your bullshit!” He says in a teasing tone, gaining his breath back.

This makes Archie cackle. “Bwahahahahah! Awww c’mon, babe!! I thought that was fun!”

Maxie rolls his eyes and wraps his arms around Archie’s waist. “My turn~ Maxie used sweet kiss~”

He lifts his head up to kiss his husband. Archie hums happily as he kisses him back.

“Hmhm.. the battle’s over, sweetie~”

“Hush~ and kiss me~”

While the kiss continued, two index fingers tased both of Archie’s sides, making him yelp very loud.

“AH! Maxie!!”

*smirk*

“No- no no no no- GAH-! AHAHAHAHAHAH! MAHAHAHAHX!! COHOHOHOME OHOHOHON!”

He snorts in response, wiggling his fingers into his husband’s armpits. “What do you mean ‘come on’? I’m just getting started! Maxie used tickle~” He teases.

“NOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!! *snort* NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! BAHAHAHABE PLEHEHEHEASE!!”

He continued his teasing. “The opposing Archie’s attack and defense was lowered! It was super effective!”

“MAHAHAHAHAHAX!! GAHAHAHAH! MERCY!!”

He smirks evilly before lowering himself down and blowing a raspberry into his ribcage.

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MAHAHAHAHAXIHIHIEEE!!!!” He squealed, squirming side to side. “STAHAHAHAHP IHIHIHIHIT!!! AAAAH!” He squealed again when Maxie blew another one. “THAHAHAHAHAT TICKLES!!!”

“Mmmhmhm~ Maxie used raspberry, it was super effective!” This was pure entertainment for him, and he loved it.

“GAHAHAHAHAH I’M GONNA KIHIHIHILL YEHEHEHE!! AHAHAHA- OKAY OKAHAHAHAY!! IHIHIHIHI SUHUHURENDER!!!”

With that, Maxie stopped his onslaught, after one more raspberry. Archie’s chest heaved up and down as he gasped for air.

“The opposing Archie fainted!” Maxie sat there next to him, snickering. “Revenge feels so sweet. Do you need a max revive, dear?”

“Ihihihi’m.. giving ye.. tehehen seconds.. before I gehehehet uhup.. and obliterate ye..” He giggles, starting to rise up. “Ten..”

Fuck.

“Nine..”

Maxie bolted, knowing that Archie stays true to his word, especially his threats. ESPECIALLY especially his tickle threats.

It wasn’t very long before Archie got up from the couch. He stood up on his feet and went looking for his prey- I mean, husband. 😏

“Ooooohh Maaaaaaxieee~” He sang, walking around their bedroom. “Where are ye, sweetheart? There’s a certain monster looking for ye~”

“God damn it, he’s going to kill me.” He thinks, crouching and hiding in the closet.

It took about 15 seconds before Archie threw open the closet door. “There ye are!”

“Eeep!” He squeaked, trying to run away, but Archie caught him. “Archie, wait!!”

“Gotcha!” He chuckles. “The closet? Not a very good hiding spot, babe. Ye were in the closet far too long before ye married me!” He cackled before placing him on the floor.

“Wait! Archie, please! I-I’m sorry!” He squeaked as Archie raised his shirt up. “No! No no no!”

That evil grin was all over Archie’s face. “Sorry, babe. Ye totally asked for this by tickling me to death!” With that, he pressed his face into Maxie’s belly, and blew a huge raspberry.

“GACK- AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! NOHOHOHOHOHOO!! *snort* NOHOHOHOT THAHAHAHAHAT!!”

“Yes, that!” Archie coos, blowing another raspberry onto the sensitive stomach. He chuckles, hearing his husband squeal and shriek.

“PLEHEHEHEHASE STAHAHAHAP!!”

“Awwww, why would I wanna do that, Max? I haven’t even gotten to the best spot yet!” He smirks, wiggling his finger into his husband’s belly button.

“FUHAHAHAHACK!! NAHAHAHAH- ARCHIHIHIHIHIEEE!! PLEHEHEASE!! GAHAHAHAH- *squeal* NAHAHAHT THEHEHEHE NAHAHAHAHAHAVEL!! CUHUHUT IHIHIHIHIT OUHUHUHUT PLEASE!!!”

“Mmm.. lemme think about it..” Archie says, swirling his finger around torturously. “Nah~ Yer too cute like this~”

“NYAHAHAHAHAHAH-! PLEASE! IHIHIHIHI’M SAHAHAHAHARRYYY!” Maxie squeals, kicking his legs out and trying desperately to get away.

“Awwwww~ what was that? That was really cute~ I wanna hear that again.” He coos, continuing to tickle his husband’s worst spot. “C’mon, I’d love to hear the Great Maxie’s cute little laugh some more~”

“GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- PLEHEHEHEHEASE HAHAHAHAVE MEHEHEHEHEHERCY!! *snort* NYAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEE!!!”

Archie laughs with him. “God, yer so ticklish here. I’ve never heard ye make that kind of sound. It’s adorable!” He makes it worse by tickling his armpit with his other hand. The first hand continues to lightly dig into his sensitive belly button. “Is someone ticklish in his giggle button? Huh? Is he? How about up here? Are ye ticklish here? Coochie coochie coo~”

He knew that the teasing would make it tickle far worse.

“ARCHIHIHIHIHEEHEEHEE!! *squeal* EHEHEHEHEENOUGH!!” He started to cough, his laugh going silent and his mirthful tears began pouring. “I- I- CAHAHAHAN’T- GAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEHEE!!”

“Okay! Okahahay!” He cackles, stopping the torture and letting Maxie breathe. “Ye definitely deserve a break. Are ye okay, hun?”

“I.. I wihihihill be… ahahahahafter I kick youhuhuhur ass..” He threatened as Archie helped him sit up. “That was torture!”

“Aww c’mon, honey~ I knew not to go too far. Besides..” He pulled him close. “Ye loved every second of it.”

“I did not!”

“Mmmmmmhmmmm.. sure, I believe ye, babe.”

Seconds later, Maxie attacked, hellbent on getting his revenge.

“AH-! SHIT- BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!! MAHAHAHAX WAIT!!”

He smiles, admiring his husband’s laughter and charming smile. “Mmm.. revenge is truly sweet. *kiss* I love you, Archie.”

“IHIHIHIHIHI LOHOHOHOHOVE YEHEHEHEHE TOOHOOHOOO BUHUHUHUT CAHAHAHAN YE PLEASE STAHAHAHP?!”

*chuckle* No, I don’t think so. Now.. laugh for me, my darling~”

This tickle fight lasted until Archie yielded, then the two of them got into bed, cuddled, and slept peacefully.

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