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[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Spike: *flops face down into the sofa after a long job.

Faye, muffled: spike…

Spike:hmm?

Faye, muffled: you’re on top of me.

Spike: cry cope and seethe

CRY COPE AND SEETHE

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[savage-rhi]

Piers: maybe we’re the real monsters not the zombies.

Chris: maybe I should beat you with a wrench.

@rebelwithoutacock here ya go

Sleep was near impossible out in the field. With monsters lurking around every corner, it was drilled into every BSAA soldier to keep one eye closed and the other open. Piers took the motto to heart as did his captain. Rest was a commodity neither of the men could afford at the moment, but they were both stubborn in their own right to admit it aloud as they each tossed and turned in their respective sleeping bags.

Piers was the first one to give in to his defeat. He sighed, taking notice that Chris's shoulders scrunched while the man turned to his right, facing away from him.

"Can't sleep either, can you?" Piers muttered.

"Not when you're talking," Chris huffed tiredly. "We have three hours. You better make the most of it."

"Right," Piers sighed. It was obvious the captain was in no mood for a conversation. Piers didn't hold it against Chris while he looked up at the sky, trying to count how many stars were up and about. He hoped at some point the action would make him tired enough.

Piers took in a deep breath, not able to help himself as a silly thought broached his brain.

"Chris?"

"Hm?"

"Do you sometimes think that maybe we're the real monsters and not the zombies?"

The growl that escaped from Chris could undo the most hardened of men as murmured bitterly.

"Maybe I should beat you with a wrench."

Piers suppressed a snort that wanted to escape him. He ended up smiling so big that his lips began to hurt.

"I wouldn't be too hasty. Whose gonna cover your ass from monsters when we storm the main branch?"

"I survived Raccoon City. I can survive a piece of shit terrorist and his black market buddies."

"Does it ever go away, the memory of that place?"

Chris at this point opened his eyes. He blinked a few times and furrowed his brows. A part of him wanted to tell Piers to shut up and back off, yet there was an honesty inside of himself that beckoned to come forth.

"No," Chris admitted. "No it doesn't."

"Figures." Piers sighed.

"How did you wind up in this field again?" Chris asked, curious as to why his comrade sounded disappointed.

"Besides you scouting me?" Piers quipped. He hesitated before answering. "I lost some men and women from my original team to a bio attack. Back when I was first training in the army. Every one of them zombified. You know, when you asked me to join you and I heard about what you experienced, I thought--finally. Someone that gets it."

Chris made a face, still facing away from his partner while he let the tale sink in, not having the heart to ask for anymore details.

"I know I've made some questionable choices earlier that almost got us killed, I'm sorry."

"No," Chris let out a deep breath through his nose. "I was too harsh. You know, if you want to talk about what happened back then, I'll listen."

Piers turned his head toward Chris, staring at his back while thinking the offer over.

"Maybe we can take a rain check. It's a long story."

"I'll hold you to it." Chris muttered.

"Chris,"

"Hm?"

"Everyone on the team is alright." Piers reassured, thinking about earlier on in the day how both he and Chris got separated from the main group. "We'll see them again."

Chris didn't say a word for he didn't have the stomach to tell Piers that the chances of that were unlikely. Especially when Chris himself looked back while they escaped, watching as men and women he had known for years were torn apart in a violent frenzy by ravenous creatures that eerily looked human.

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[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Spike as he’s petting ein while the dog sleeps on his chest: I hate dogs

ugh we needed more moments with them :/

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[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Faye: where the hell is spike I’ve been calling him all day?

Jet: he’s been in the shower.

Faye: all day?

Jet: yeah he takes long showers when he’s upset.

Faye: how long is he gonna be?

Jet: no idea. He brought a chair in there.

#jet black #spike spiegel #faye valentine #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #chairs in the shower is a crime against humanity end of story

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Faye: spike..

Spike, half asleep: hmm?

Faye: your head is on my leg.

Spike:…deal with it.

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #faye valentine #spike spiegel #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #this one’s a good one

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Vicious: just what exactly do you think you can do to beat me spike?

Spike: I’ll convert you into a jpeg and turn the quality WAAAAY down

LOVE THIS ONE

#spike spiegel #vicious cowboy bebop #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock #cw caps

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Yo, imagine Ed running into Julia while she’s in hiding.

I would simply pass away :)

no because Julia would be very sweet with children and imagining Julia playing along with Ed’s antics is just so heartwarming …

#not a incorrect quote #radical edward #julia cowboy bebop #rebelwithoutacock #answered ask

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Edward painting a lazy spikes nails

Faye; have you guys seen my corral blue number 2 nail polish.

Spike, shrugging, his nails freshly painted: no.

YES OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

#incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #spike spiegel #radical edward #faye valentine #cw caps #i love when ppl talk abt spike like this it’s so refreshing #answered ask #rebelwithoutacock

[incorrect-cowboy-bebop-quotes]

Ed: spi spi, Edward found a gun.

My first thought when I saw this ask was “oh dear gosh no” and I think that’s something

#answered ask #incorrect cowboy bebop quotes #radical edward #cw gun mention #rebelwithoutacock

[savage-rhi]

Wesker: I don’t think you’ll be able to girlboss gate keep gaslight yourself out of this one, mrs wong

Coming up! @rebelwithoutacock

"They will listen to me." Ada said firmly to Wesker. She watched as her associate sighed. The way Wesker shook his head as if she was a petulant child made Ada tense. She could feel her resolve beginning to break by his mannerisms alone.

"I assure you, they will not." Wesker said as a matter of fact. He adjusted his glasses. "These are not your run of the mill type of clients. You're essentially playing with the pros now, Ada."

"And everyone that came before didn't count for something?" Ada retorted. She couldn't help herself. Not when her professionalism was being called into question. "Considering the loops I've had to jump through on your behalf, I expected you of all people to have more faith in me."

"It's not my lack of faith in you that has me hesitant," Wesker said bluntly. He could feel his patience beginning to run thin with his partner. For a brief moment, Wesker checked his watch. He was already running late for another engagement.

"Then tell me your concern." Ada sighed. She crossed her arms, awaiting an answer.

"To put it mildly, I don't think you'll be able to girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight yourself out of this one, Ms. Wong."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Exactly as I phrased it." Wesker smirked. He gestured with his right hand, interrupting Ada before she could say anything else. "We can continue this little argument of ours later."

"I'm still talking with the clients. With or without you."

"I was afraid you were going to say that." Wesker took off his glasses, revealing his red and yellow eyes. The markers of his true nature: that he himself was a B.O.W. His gaze fell over Ada, watching with amusement while she instinctively took a step away from him.

"Need I remind you of where you stand?" Wesker approached, leaving little to no room in between himself and Ada. He watched as her pulse thudded in her throat. His smile grew while his head tilted with fascination to her body's reaction.

"No." Ada shook her head, turning away from him. She couldn't look him in the eye.

"Then back down and wait until I give the word we strike." Wesker's tone was calm and collected.

Ada felt a shiver go up her spine. In her experience, the more relaxed Wesker was, the more terrifying he became. It was a testament to his power. He could act cool on the surface to hide the fact he was raging inside.

"I'll be seeing you later, Ms. Wong."

Ada didn't say a word while Wesker left. She could feel relief come over her, knowing he was gone for the time being. The clients would have to wait until she could do something about him.

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[savage-rhi]

Kaz: you know, the Cold War can’t last forever ocelot.

Ocelot: of course it will Miller. Say the Soviets or the States fall, someone else is going to take its place. Too much money in the third world to leave it alone.

@rebelwithoutacock here ya go!

Kaz stopped in his tracks upon seeing Ocelot on the main deck. The lieutenants back was to Kaz, overlooking the rest of the facility and the ocean that surrounded mother base. One leg was crossed over the other, while the upper half of his body was leaning forward against the steel beams of the fence that went up to his waist. Not a muscle moved, nor did Ocelot give any indication he was aware of Kaz's presence.

Puzzlement crossed Kaz's features. He had a weekly ritual in which he would get up at 4am and take a few hours to himself. Most of that time was spent in reflection, and going over Snake's plans. Kaz was able to think clearly without distraction from the Diamond Dogs during this time. He looked forward to each Friday for that very reason. Seeing Ocelot here more or less nerved him in the sense that his schedule had been carelessly interrupted. Then again, Kaz couldn't fault his comrade. Not even Snake knew about his morning retreat.

Sighing, Kaz decided to proceed and investigate. Ocelot wasn't a heavy sleeper by any means, and he wasn't normally one to be up at this hour. Both he and Snake enjoyed sleeping in when they could.

"You seem weary." Kaz raised his voice while he approached.

Ocelot turned his head, giving a faint smile.

"In our line of work, sometimes our bullshit gets the best of us." Ocelot quipped. He laughed for a moment; his eyes traveled to Kaz's limp leg and he made a face.

"The pain gettin' to you?" Ocelot gestured.

"It comes and goes," Kaz admitted with a sigh. "Tell me, where's your mind right now?"

"Way to cut to the chase, per usual." Ocelot smirked. He shook his head, waving off Kaz's question then once more leaned against the fence. The cold winds came and went, brushing both his and Kaz's hair. The salty smell of the ocean was pungent, causing Ocelot's nose to twitch.

"I was thinking about my time with Volgin, before I met Big Boss." Ocelot admitted. That's when he recalled her, The Joy--his mother. His right hand gripped one of the steel bars, squeezing it tight until his fingers felt numb.

"As a major, I did a lot of stupid shit in my time."

Ocelot's face flinched while he bit the inside of his cheek. It was a damn shame she never knew the truth about him, that he was her own flesh and blood. The Philosophers and even worse would've had their heads on pikes if he even gave a hint. Not that it mattered in the end. That didn't stop Ocelot from feeling like shit for not having the balls to say anything to her. He carried that guilt for years long after she died.

"You know," Kaz let out a breath. "The Cold War can't last forever, Ocelot."

Ocelot side eyed his comrade. He knew Kaz meant well, but he'd never understand the weight of it. Then again, Kaz was very much in the dark regarding Ocelot's little secret. No one knew.

"Of course it will Miller," Ocelot smiled. He brushed off his feelings and played into his usual charisma while he faced Kaz in full. "Say the Soviets or the States fall, someone else is going to take its place. Too much money in the third world to leave it alone."

Kaz smiled briefly before he frowned. "Dodging the conversation per usual."

"My business, my sins." Ocelot said in his defense. He let out a huff and decided it was best to turn in. The last thing he needed was Kaz playing therapist at the crack of dawn. He furrowed his brows, glancing up at the stars one last time before giving a curt nod to Kaz and departed.

While Ocelot left, Kaz watched him intently. He shook his head, letting out a long breath through his nose. As much as he respected Ocelot for his experience and tact, there was something about him that rubbed Kaz off the wrong way. Whatever demons he had, Kaz hoped they wouldn't compromise Big Bosses vision, and he hoped it wouldn't cost the lives of the men who looked put their faith in the Diamond Dogs.

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[savage-rhi]

Chris: just give it up wesker. You were pitiful then, your pitiful now.

@rebelwithoutacock coming up!

The battle had been a furious one between Chris and Wesker. At this point in the struggle, it was anyone's guess who would end up on top. For the time being, Chris had the edge. He managed to exploit a few of Wesker's weak points, ensuring Wesker had no use of his right leg and limited movement of his right arm. His adversary sneered behind broken glasses, staring up at Chris with utter contempt.

"Just give it up Wesker," Chris panted. He swallowed a thick ball of saliva and blood. The metallic taste continued to seep down his throat even as he cleared it.

"Never," Wesker grunted. He managed to rise onto his feet, albeit stumbling. "Our rivalry won't end until one of us dies or we both perish."

Chris shook his head. His brows furrowed. He knew at the core that Wesker was right. As long as one lived, the other wouldn't have peace. It was high time that Chris granted such a blessing to the man he hated most.

"You were pitiful then, you're pitiful now." Chris said lowly. He took on a defensive pose, readying his weapon. He could hear the sound of Wesker's black tendrils from Oroboros flourish around his arms and body, giving it's host an edge.

"Let's finish this, shall we?" Wesker grinned.

The fight was on.

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[savage-rhi]

Karl looks like he’s gonna try to sell me a Ram truck

@rebelwithoutacock

You know, I could see him being a truck salesman for some reason 😂

#karl heisenberg

[savage-rhi]

Sephiroth , unprompted: you are such a fucking phillistine, Cloud.

@rebelwithoutacock

Cloud never thought he'd be walking side by side his arch nemesis. All the while, holding onto the head of Jenova. He was beyond pissed at the situation, but there was nothing neither he nor Sephiroth could do to rectify it.

The circumstances that brought him and Sephiroth together were beyond consequential. Nevertheless, if either of them were to get home to their world, they needed to learn to coexist until a more opportune time to fight would come about.

"This thing is heavy," Cloud couldn't help but quip. They both had been quiet for too long and he needed to break the silence.

"You're such a philistine, Cloud." Sephiroth said bitterly, shooting his rival a brief glare before checking Jenova.

"How can you call me uncultured when we're carrying the head of an alien?"

"That's Mother to you," Sephiroth muttered lowly. "I prefer to walk in silence. I suggest you do the same."

"We need to come up with a plan. Those guys we fought back there, they nearly had us cornered." Cloud began. He wasn't in the mood to play games. His brows furrowed into a concerned glare. "We still don't know what universe or world we're at and no one has given us answers."

"We don't need answers. We need solutions." Sephiroth said as a matter of fact while he smirked. "That's something SOLDIER neglected to teach you."

"Forget it then." Cloud sighed, walking ahead of his adversary. There was a high chance both of them would perish in the grand scheme of things. As much as Cloud wanted to try and survive, he could only put up with so much coming from Sephiroth.

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[savage-rhi]

Jake: why the hell did you never pay child support?

Wesker: boy I never paid TAXES, of any kind, what makes you think I’d pay child support?

@rebelwithoutacock

😂 Man, if CAPCOM ever decides to use Jake again in the future, it would be hilarious to get something like this in game.

#wesker just being a fucking troll dad

[savage-rhi]

I heard you were feeling down. I always look at this picture when I’m im sad, maybe it’ll help.

@rebelwithoutacock

Not gonna lie, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Thanks for sharing this with me! 😂💙

#was NOT expecting that in the messages #lmao #amazing