#salty wet

[what-yadoking-likes]

The heisters occasionally hold ‘Slides Parties’.

The premise is very simple - any heister who wants to participate as a presenter can do so. They must prepare and present a short PowerPoint presentation on the topic of their choosing - and it can, indeed, be on absolutely ANYTHING - under 10 minutes in length, and then their captive audience are free to ask a few questions before the next presentation.

Of course, sometimes the presentations descend into chaos, because the presenter is a chaotic entity - nobody expected Duke’s presentation to be of this sort.

“Well,” Duke began, smiling broadly at his audience, “it’s so wonderful to have the opportunity to talk to you all about my passion - art!

“But I am no fool. I know not everyone shares my appreciation for paintings and sculptures.” He sighed, as if disappointed in his coworkers.

“So that’s why I thought I’d share with you my favourite - and I’m trying to use language all of you will understand - horniest art.”

He clicks the mouse, and this image appears on-screen:

“First, we have Perseus with the head of Medusa by Cellini. Lovely work, truly - but perhaps we ought to rename it Perseus with a bubble butt. I believe it was Sydney who taught me that, ah, delightful phrase.”

Sydney nodded, grinning and cackling to herself in the corner, a can of beer clasped loosely in her fingers.

“Now-” Another click -

“Does anyone know who this is?”

Immediately the heisters began shouting out various theories.

“Jesus!”

“The angel Gabriel!”

“BAIN!”

Raucous laughter, followed by a hollow beep, and: “I wish.”

The suggestions continue, until finally someone gets it.

“My next Grindr hook-up!”

“Satan-”

“Yes! This is Lucifer, the fallen angel, the devil Himself.”

“Damn,” Sokol whistled, leaning forward on his knees with his elbows, “really do wish he was next Grindr hookup. He’s a... handsome devil.”

Duke managed to only show one more picture before his time was up.

“This has all been rather... male centric so far. So, how about the Ecstasy of St Teresa? Uh, literally.”

“What,” Hoxton asked, once the uproar had somewhat died down, “err. What’s got her so...”

“She’s having a religious experience, of course,” Duke answered, barely able to contain his own laughter. “She’s having a most holy, spiritual moment, Hoxton.”

#Duke #August Lindenhurst #slide party #powerpoint party #Payday 2 #Payday #is this a shitpost? who knows #definitely a shitpost #art #salty wet #Yado is a salty wet boy #Yado is a thirsty bitch #my friends and I really have done powerpoint parties before and they're really fun #I did one about the wild boar population in Hong Kong & the re-introduction of culling after a cop got gored #and another one was about the importance of religious studies versus religious education and religious instruction #I used to teach religious studies/philosophy in a secondary school y'see and I love my subject #other topics by my friends included the metabolist art movement in architecture #the nature of the psychology of dreaming #dumb ways to die in Victorian times #an alternate universe where a certain Empire had never fallen #it was super fun! #anyway I figured the Payday gang would get a kick out of it #maybe Wolf does a 'Why you should date me' a la Maria Pace #anyway uhhhh #CW: suggestive sculptures

[temeyes]

someone said ghost should kiss [the scar] he gave him,, so true,,

#-except his lips smooch his eyeball. now soap's eye is wet with salty tears and smelly spit #the first aid gaz found only had two yellow bandaids....... #oh well... at least gaz and ghost did their best...... #my art #2024 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #modern warfare #mw #mw2 #mw3 #cod mw #cod mwii #cod mwiii #ghost cod #soap cod #gaz cod #ghostsoap #ghoap #simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #simon riley #soap mactavish #tf 141 #task force 141 #141

[testoster0ne]

marco

#masculine #juicy #wet #male #salty #testosterone #meat

[hornet-s]

held her long and hard like a scream

#griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #this is a wip idk i got tired of trying to render wet fabric. i will finish maybe this is an insanely cropped version but im sick of it #why do i keep trying to draw wet gauzy fabrics !!! stop it idiot #anyway u guys know in memoriam by the oh hellos. beside the salty water i will hold you close but you are far too beautiful to love me. #yeah #mine #wip

[hairychestloversblog]

Sea salty 🧂 wet furry goodness 🌊

#wet fur #im salty #furry #sea water #hairy male #gay hairy #hairy #chest #hairyscruffguys #cute #gay #very hairy

[dizzybevvie]

I 👊 LOVE 👊 SUNSET 👊 BIRD 👊

#GOD #like i hear the music and i can smell the wet sand and the salty breeze and the tarmac and ughhh /pos #OL:BA is still one of my fav games #Cove is adorable and the whole idea of having a childhood crush is so cool to me like i WISH i couldve experienxed that #Thinking about going there someday #olba cove #olba #ol:ba #ol1 #our life beginnings & always #cove james holden #cove holden

[caffeinatedopossum]

Oh I did NOT anticipate the severity of the dehydration and heat intolerance this med would cause

#im laying in bed all cozy now because my gf is the best and got me an ice pack and a drink #and good salty food and a wet washcloth for my face #but before that I was laying in bed dying #unable to get up still #im so weak #maybe a little bit delirious too but we stay silly

[rosesutherlandwrites]

Tumblr crashes every time I try to upload a twenty second video so yeah if you wanna see me wild-eyed with excitement over the first finished copy of my book, I put it on insta:

#in my life #my silly face #a sweet sting of salt #instagram #cancon salty #Instagram #the package came to my door while I was dripping wet and naked which is very on brand I think

[what-yadoking-likes]

But what if Wolf "fell" on a heist and then Hoxton "helped" to "patch him back up" and "kissed his knee" better? What then?

#payday 2 #payday #is this a shitpost? who knows #yado writes #wolf #hoxton #wolfhox #payday 3 #yado is a thirsty bitch #yado is a salty wet boy

[waywardsalt]

i feel like one of the main draws of the ganonbeck ship is that ganondorf is wildly out of linebeck’s league but it can work anyways

#tbh linebeck dating insanely out of his league seems to be the through-line between a lot of linebeck crackships #something enticing abt the idea of ganondorf basically having the pick of whoever the fuck he’d want and deciding on this skinny wet cat #ganonbeck #linebeck #ganondorf #like the other linebeck crackships i know of are with ghirahim or midna. powerful demon or twili royalty lol #tbh the setup of ganondorf being miles out of linebecks league is interesting in of itself #allows for exploration of why ganondorf likes linebeck instead of anyone else as well as how the fuck linebeck managed this #ganondorf is like. king of the gerudo wielder of power very skilled magic user a man important in hyrule as a whole #and linebeck is just some guy who like. commits petty crime and fucks around and finds out for money #this dumbass crackship has potential to be comedic tragic sappy dramatic adventurous. what the hell is happening but its fun #salty talks #dont mind me im struggling to write my ganonbeck oneshot but im making up for it by thinking Really Hard #man this really started bc a cool artist realized that linebeck and ganondorf could interact in ssbu

[smittenskitten]

I am very normal thinking about Ling Buyi going on a revenge rampant because his girl was bullied

If not get revenge for her stuffings why have power. Ling Buyi was doing it right.

#love like the galaxy #love like the galaxy text #i often think about this contrast to other male leads who don't do the bare minimum yet want the maximum from female lead #look at the lord dude guy in scent of time such a wet towel #okay i am still salty its been months

[wizard0rb]

boiled peanuts sound like a british food but they’re actually the best shit ever

#to be clear they’re seasoned #not just salty wet nuts

[5eraphim]

i know its corny as hell and curmudgeonly to shit on the new generation of monster high designs, but i really don’t like what they did to lagoona. she looked a million times better blue than she does pink and she looks so much less unique now :(

i like they gave her a ponytail, and i like the pearl details in her hair, and her freckles are ADORABLE- but man this design is just kinda a smear of rainbow to me with a vague "sporty" vibe.

i like the idea of making her fins look more functional, but im also quite distracted by the fact she doesnt have webbed fingers, for some reason?

i also like that they made her fin-ears look more cohesive!! they looked kinda wonky in the OG design and- idk, i always thought they looked more like a part of the hoodie, rather than a part of her anatomy. having her hair pulled back really help them stand out. (while i don’t really like how they gave the “athletic” character big chunky earrings and a pointless ponytail holder, the OG design had that massive goofy seahorse necklace, so it’s not like this is a new problem)

i appreciate how, even though g3 is more "tame" compared to the OG designs, they let her keep a little "fishnet flair" into her new design! 

honestly, i don’t hate the silly octopus sandals, even though i don’t think they fit too well with the rest of the design. still, they’re just so goofy looking, i can’t bring myself to hate them.

also why are her eyebrows so damn dark for no reason? idk if its just me but its like, very weirdly distracting?

i really like the idea of giving her an oversized hoodie i would do it unzipped over a bathing suit top looking undershirt- if an oversized hoodie is all she gets on top it kinda swallows her up and makes her look boring and not at all freaky, chic and fly :(

i miss her crinkly curly hair and flower hair pin sm :(

#delete later? #idk maybe #sorry to be salty but lagoona was my favorite of the original characters and i took this very personally #whyd you bastards give the WET FISH MONSTER DENIM? SHES GONNA CHAFE SO BAD YOU ASSHOLES

[elenaki88]

Barefoot

#greece #ellada #barefoot #sea and sun #seaview #sea side #sealife #sea salt #sea #sea view #seaside #sea life #island life #wet #saltyair #salty air #salty talks #salty speaks #island #aegean sea #aegina #rocks #beach waves #beachlover #beachstyle #beachday #beachside #beach house #beachlife #beach babe

[b4ll4d33r-06]

KZSCR SHIOPERR SPOTTED WHO BOOKMARKED MY SCARAXIAO FIC. INSERT THAT ONE IMG OF A GUY W A RAID INSECT SPRAY BOTTLE........

#GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT............IM FALLING AAPART IN2 TINY POECES.... #LEAVE ME ALONE.....AKIRA M.......... #in tears throwing up gagging upset frowning pool of salty wet teara down my face #SROP FOLLOWING NE AROUND.....WHAT THE FUCK... #im meber looking bqck at that fic im srry ive been scarred looking at my chscr fics on ao3 nd like #kzdcr mfs flocking to it....leave me alone dawg.....(this is why i orphaned all of my works as small amount as they may be) #an entire groupnof kz scr likers flocked to my fics nd it became a piece of media they absolutely adored nd sum of them tried talkinh 2 me #even tho i clearly had v*nxi kzscr zh*ngxi ka*luc in my dni. #plspls those ships make me the most 7ncomfy (ka*luc soecificallg bit thats obv ND ALL OF TJOSE WERE THEIR CKEAR FAVS #nd fheu even reqd me to make a kzscr nd venxiao fic. rlly rlly invasively. #even tho i told them Hey Im Not Comfortable With That. #had 2 orphan my works nd leave that twt acc nd then i vowed 2 never make a genshintwt acc ever again LMFAOOO #id go 2 my moot for this but theyre currently busy nd even rho theyd want 2 hype me up nd be haters 2gether theyre. #theyre a senior high student....doing.....senior high stuff.... #mae......paws at the window like a lost cat....mae....pls stop being old this is so sad. #(shes like a yr older than me BWAHSJDKEK 😭😭)

[what-yadoking-likes]

Wolf sending flirty messages to Hoxton vs Hoxton sending Wolf flirty messages: the vibes.

#payday 2 #payday #is this a shitpost? who knows #definitely a shitpost #wolf #hoxton #wolfhox #yado's crap memes #yado is a thirsty bitch #yado is a salty wet boy