#scp 2800

[superhero-smackdown]

#polls #superhero smackdown #super grover #grover sesame street #sesame street #jeff the land shark #marvel #scp 2800 #scp foundation #scp #cactus man #sharkboy and lavagirl #sharkboy #lavagirl

[glassautomaton]

A loser, a telepath, a blood witch, and Cactusman must band together to protect a Foundation site. This article takes place before Redwood Labs, which isn't important to it at all but just in case any of you saw it in the hub that's why it is where it is.

Alright you can all stop pretended you haven't read it in my sandbox now.

#scp #devils advocate scp #scp 2800 #Writing Foxx and Anne was actually a lot of fun

[dimensionsfae]

Day 2 of insane SCP theorys. Cactus man(SCP-2800) is one of the many people who have been affected by Lilly(Clefs wife). All I have for this is that they both have Brown hair, Green eyes, and nature type powers.

#scp #scp foundation #scp fandom #jackall(and hydrogen) #scp cactus man #cactus man my beloved #cactus man #scp 2800

[radiant-fanon-maker]

SCP Comics!

Sad Cactus

Peanut Butter

#RFM Post #RFM Art #RFM Comic #SCP Foundation #SCP 999 #SCP 2800 #Jack Bright #Alto Clef #Kain Pathos Crow

[lilywily143]

Long Distance Friends

Cain [to the right]: You spund like you have the best powers!

Daniel [to the left]: It.. it really doesn't

C: Don't be modest! You're awesome there as a hero.

D: ...Thanks. Wish we can meet some day safely.

C: Same

Close ups

#lilywily143 #lilywily post #lilywily art #scp foundation #scp fanart #Cactus Man #Cain #Scp 073 #Scp 73 #Scp Cain #Scp Cactus Man #Scp 2800 #Daniel Maclntyre

[heartofhubris]

Current fave scps:

SCP 2273: Alexei Belitrov (X) SCP 2800: Cactus Man (X) SCP 1609: The Sixth/Helpful Chair (X) SCP 2396: Ms Sweetie (X)

#scp #like more to be added but. #i can't remember the one who's like a grim reaper who helps ordinary people in the last moments of death #also ms sweetie is a trans woc you cant convince me otherwise i love her #and she's right to murder <3

[provider-of-pronoun-checks]

Well the scp's I drew are two human appearing ones. I'll show them first before explaining their stories and stuff.

The first bubble with text on the top right is from the man on the bottom while every other is from the other guy to the top left.

Both of these guys are safe scp's that are actually safe enough to work occasionally work with the workers of the foundation and other scp's with some dangerous backgrounds & presents. That sort of thing is a bit of a rare consistency in stories of scp's.

The man that appears on top is numbered 2800. He was formally know as Daniel Maclntyre before a strange thing happened to him.

As he said, "He woke up with cactus powers". Which is why he personally goes by Cactus Man.

Side note: I have been mentaling singing Spider-man, but with a "spiky theme", you could say after I read the story.

He has a genetic addition of a cactus in his body with no origin to how it was a part in his body. But after this addition to him, he started to try to be a hero. With varying success.

He is one of the nicest guys in the scp list and he is my favorite nice one.

The other one to the right is numbered 073, who also goes by Cain. Well, he has multiple names but that is the most popular with people and most used in the story itself when the number isn't used.

His story is too expansive to go through in a simple ask here. But I'll go with his anomolies powers and this one special thing about the origin; he has his powers because it is a curse from a big sin.

He does seem heavily based on a biblical man by the same name who did blah blah blah and a person irl used the story to make a aftermath with a maybe modern flair for the scp story.

I won't list how the powers relate to the curse to why it was given those powers since it's a large amount of gabadlygook I didn't wanna read that wasn't as bad as cactus man. I just watched SCP Explained on YouTube who didn't devolve into the background of him that much. But I am going to soon watch another Cain related video by the same people.

He has a photographic memory, is immortal in a cool way; if you were to punch his left eye hard enough to cause a black eye, he would feel pain, but you would get the black eye on your own eye; and he also unintentional kills plant life around him, even destroy plant based items like paper.

He is helpful in the foundation despite the drawbacks though and has a home in a foundation site, like Daniel. Although the two of them live on different sites since Cain's plant death power would not be good for Cactus Man.

They never meet or talked to each other in the actual stories. But I thought "plant killer with plant man be long distance friends???" And I couldn't help it. I also have close ups of these two.

also, the foundation workers gave Daniel two casual cacti that he labels as his sidekicks. It's just cute.

And this was long aaaaah

i loventhe Convo and cacti!

that makes sense!

Cool name!

Oooh on the nose name :]

Hehehe

Oh wowow!

That's always nice!

Qnother cool name!

Yeah, that makes sense!

Ooh those are always cool to see!

That makes sense!

Oh wow!! I think it's cool when people have powers like that!

I imagine so!

Oooh nice :0

I love the design and eye color!

The cactus armor is so cool :0

#Long post #Not a pronoun check #Zee's convos! #Sorry if this response is lackluster it all dissaoeared bc my phone is rude #And nkw I'm tired

[seahdalune]

scp 2800 and Cactus McCoy: they're the same picture

#shitpostdalune #ok. as similar as the concept of ''cactus man''

[gummmy]

Some poses I was practicing before magic poser became garbage. Also cactus man. Sorry about the quality 🥲

#my art #danny fenton #danny phantom #scp foundation #scp 2800 #scp cactusman #poses

[rob-is-not-a-deer]

It’s 2800, Cactus Man, the spiked menace!

#scp foundation #scp fandom #scp art #scp fan art #scp #scp 2800 #scp cactus man

[mendely]

sir saguaro. prickly pear person. dragonfruit dude. hibotan human.

#scp #scp foundation #my art #lincoln does art #cactus #cactusman #scp-2800 #scp 2800 #djkaktus #cacti #flower #chibi #doodle #headphones #superhero #he #adorable

[superhero-smackdown]

#polls #superhero smackdown #scp #scp 2800 #cactus man #scp foundation #hero cookie #cookie run

[glassautomaton]

Preview time! This isn’t for the eminent tale, but I wanted to show off some Foxx since a few people mentioned him in the replies to a previous post. This excerpt is right from the start of the tale and I feel like it should give readers some idea of what to expect in terms of case and plot, though obviously not everything there is revealed in this. This was also largely taken from a previous iteration of the tale that changed somewhat, so some things are obviously subject to change. 

Probably the biggest lie Aleksander Foxx was ever told was that children were dumb. Children lacked context for a lot of things, though they could hardly be blamed for that, but that didn't mean that they were dumb. They were quick to notice patterns and had good memories for things of perceived importance. Foxx was quite glad his daughter perceived his comings and goings as something of import, but there were nevertheless times when that worked to his detriment.

Daaad, are you coming home on time today? Daaad, where were you? Daaad, were you with that pretty lady? All questions he had to fend off without lying to Lucille, which came down to him always saying he was 'at work.' Not a lie, of course, but the little girl didn't know what that meant and was harboring a resentment toward that fact. That resentment only grew each time he stayed at work later than he said he would.

She didn't even think it was a cool job, either, just a mall cop for a plastics company. Why couldn't they have given him Smith-Campbell Petroleum as a job instead? At least that explodes.

So, as Aleksander made his way down to where they kept the medium-risk humanoids, he found himself frowning at his phone. Even if he did have a good excuse to give her, something was jamming communications out of the site. Or he was just underneath several meters of solid concrete. Or both. Aleksander let out a deep sigh. Lucille knew how to hold a grudge, and being late again with no new mom to show for it would certainly be something worth being upset about. That girl had certain expectations for her dad. She was anything but stupid.

"Ooh, Mr. Foxx, is that, like, a motion tracker or something?"

This kid, on the other hand, might have been a bit of a moron.

"No, Daniel, it's an Android." Aleksander held up the phone to show him. Though, maybe he shouldn't be too harsh. Iris barely knew what smartphones were, and she was a smart kid. She'd just been locked up for a while. "Uh, how long have you been here, Daniel?"

"About eight months."

Aleksander squinted. "Riiiight…" Well, the 'break glass in case of emergency' list of anomalies he got from Andrea can't be filled with nothing but idiots. Although, it was supposedly just a list of people Iris rejected. Well, she can't have rejected them all for the same reason.

You can't set up a team and expect everyone to be perfect, that's why it's a team in the first place, he thought. Like Ocean's Eleven, but with Aleksander as the George Clooney character. Who's also a lot like James Bond, since he's so good at everything. Well, like James Bond except in how everyone around him dies. So he's more like John Wick since he has a dead wife, right, and Lucille is like his dog who he loves. Though Lucille would probably not want to be compared to a dog. That and the fact that, uh…

"So, uh, Mr. Foxx?" Daniel snapped Aleksander out of his thoughts. "I'm really, like - I mean, thank you for grabbing me for this." Speaking a little soon, there. "But, what are we doing again?"

Aleksander stroked his chin. "Heh. Our mission, as it stands, is to liberate the North maintenance control terminal from the hostile invaders." 'Liberate' was a good way to say 'shoot everyone in there with a pulse' to someone like Daniel, he figured.

"Oh, so… no hostages to save?" Daniel slumped over a little bit as he trailed behind Aleksander. Whether that was because he'd have no way of directly seeing the results of his actions or because he wanted other people to see him, Aleksander didn't know, and didn't particularly care.

"No, Daniel," Aleksander said, slowing his pace down to stand next to Daniel and leaning in. "The whole site is being held hostage. Right now, the fire suppression system is active. All the power doors in the facility are shut, and only the bad guys can open them from there." He hoped he was doing a good job walking the tightrope between instilling enough urgency in the kid and scaring him. Luckily, it seemed like he wasn't quite smart enough to realize that meant there was no backup coming and the 'bad guys' had inside knowledge of the site's layout and procedures.

"Oh, yeah, okay." Daniel nodded, taking in the information, and slowly turned to Aleksander. "So… what exactly do you need me for?"

Target saturation. "Oh, come on!" Aleksander clapped Daniel on the back. "Who wouldn't want Cactusman on their side?"

As expected, Daniel took the bait, smiling and failing to ask any follow-up questions. Attaboy.

"Now we just need one more member of the team," Aleksander said to himself as he peeled off to take a closer look at a heavy door sunken into a wall. "Daniel, you keep a lookout, okay?" He said as he rummaged through all the loose bullets he had stuffed in his pocket until he was able to produce a crumbled-up sheet of paper, its condition only made worse by the other inhabitants in the pocket. He squinted at its half-faded writing. Four, something, five, something.

Daniel poked his head down the threshold - in the opposite direction of where he'd need to be looking to keep a lookout - and smiled. "You're grabbing Rainer for this, too? Wow, it's like our own superhero team!"

Aleksander cringed at the comment in place of Iris, who had once prattled on and on to him about how annoyed she was that some Lenny girl had said something similar to her. But, hey, at least he knew he was in the right place. Iris had also complained to him about someone named Rainer whose application she rejected. Well, she had complained to Andrea in both cases, but Aleksander was nothing if not observant. Which was different from being nosy.

"Uh huh." Aleksander squinted at the control pad. Biometric locks, even if it did only want a fingerprint. "I need a key. Watch the door, will you?" He walked past Daniel to a security room across the hall, stepping over the broken glass from its shot-out window. Peeking in, he saw a guard slumped motionless on the ground. Bingo.

Crouching down next to him, Aleksander pulled out his combat knife (that he was finally going to get to use!) and tried to remember how to take someone's pulse. Not that he didn't pay attention when Jackie was going over first aid with everyone, no… Well, a little, perhaps, but that was because stone-cold killers like him were more concerned about stopping pulses than restarting them. Wasn't it, like, under the arm? He pressed two fingers into the guards arm underneath his armpit and counted to ten. Nope, nothing.

"Oh, Mr. Foxx, I don't think you need a key for this door," Daniel said. "Look, there's no keyhole or anything."

"Uh, no, you need, like, a finger." Aleksander was only half-focusing on responding has he felt up the guard's bones. "It's a fingerprint scanner."

"Okay, I get it!" Daniel's chipper tone made Aleksander stop what he was doing and peek over the broken window. "I can get it, don't worry!"

"Wait, Daniel, if it's the wrong one it'll shock-"

"Aaaaaaah!" Daniel screamed, startled by the shock.

"Aaaaaaah!" The guard yelled, starting awake.

"AAAAAAAH!" Aleksander shrieked, jumping backwards.

#scp #devils advocate scp #Aleksander Foxx #scp 2800

[dimensionsfae]

DAY 11 OF SCP ART INSPIRED BY SONGS I LIKE! Today is Bacterial contamination by Deino and SCP-2800!

#scp #scp foundation #scp 2800 #scp2800 #scp cactus man #cactus man #Bacterial contamination #bacterial contamination vocaloid

[the-5e-classist]

SCP-2800 is a perfect hero D&D character. The article doesn’t state there are other people like him but of course you could make your world have others.

My Ko-Fi

#d&d #Dungeons and Dragons #homebrew #custom race #scp #scp-2800 #cactusman

[vedajuno]

What are your top 10 favorite scps?

I’ve gotten two different asks about this and I always have trouble narrowing down my absolute “favorites” but here’s a bunch of classic era stuff I still like a lot! These run the gamut from funny to scary to everything between the two, so keep that in mind!

SCP-631 (Nyctophobic Nocturnal Predator)

SCP-674 (Exposition Gun)

SCP-1247 (LaBeouf Viewer)

SCP-1239 (Squeedle Deedle Dee!)

SCP-1607 (The Remains of a Chair)

SCP-1782 (Tabula Rasa)

SCP-1875 (Antique Chess Computer)

SCP-2045 (Ambulatory Molasses Generator)

SCP-2076 (Targeted Advertising)

SCP-2731 (When Hell Freezes Over)

SCP-2740 (It Wasn’t There)

SCP-2800 (Cactusman)

SCP-3001 (Red Reality)

SCP-3035 (Science Bugs)

SCP-3766 (Reverse Cargo Cult)