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theteasetwrites · 2 years

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NSFW Alphabet: Scud

❧ Pairing: Scud x Female Reader ❧ Warnings: SMUT (obviously), swearing ❧ From this template

❧ A/N: More Scud content, this time a NSFW alphabet. I need to write a full oneshot for him again. He's so cute. He deserved better. They should've just kept him as a quirky side character but of course they had to do my man dirty smh. We won't go into that here tho. This is just a bunch of smutty headcanons for my man Scud from Blade II. <3

❧ A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Scud strikes me as the kind of guy who would fall asleep pretty quickly after sex. He'd be very sleepy and cuddly for sure. Of course, he'd try to stay awake to talk to you, but after a while he just dozes off, probably with his face buried in your hair or in the crook of your shoulder. If he has more energy afterwards, though, maybe he'll rub your back or feet... He might have a bit of a foot fetish, depending on if you're accommodating to that kind of thing.

❧ B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Oh, well this kind of plays into the foot fetish thing but I think he has a slight fascination with your feet for some reason. Not super crazy, but he likes to rub them a lot, and it turns him on a little when you let him um... lick them or suck on your toes. He likes being a little subservient to you, and when you let him kiss your feet, he finds it hot. Please don't kill me PLEASE I just think Scud has a slight foot fetish OK? I can't explain it, I just channeled it from the depths of Hell.

But other than that, boobs and ass. Obviously.

And I think his favorite part of his own body is just his dick probably. It gives him pleasure, and he probably has a name for it, so why not?

❧ C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He likes to make a little mess of you, I think. I will try not to be too gross with this, but after all, it is a smut alphabet so... I think he really likes to give you a "cream pie." You know, when he comes inside of you, then lets it all slowly drip out onto your folds. I think he'd play with it a lot, maybe use the tip of his cock to spread it around, and bury himself back inside you to push some more back in. By the time he's done, it's a big mess, with the white stuff all over you and probably the sheets, too.

He's also fascinated by your... ejaculate? (I still don't fully know what female vaginal excretions are called, and "cum" just doesn't seem right.) He likes to pull himself out every once in a while between thrusts just to look at your shiny natural lubricant that has accumulated on his cock. He'll lick it up, too, tickling your slit before plunging himself back in.

On a somewhat related note, I think he's got a little thing for your underwear, too. You know how a woman excretes vaginal discharge throughout her cycle? Well, I think he likes to do a cheeky sniff of your dirty panties every once in a while. See kink for more panty info...

❧ D = Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hm, well Scud seems kind of like an open book to me. I don't think he holds anything back, so I will actually say he doesn't have any dirty secrets. He lets you know all his quirks and kinks and preferences.

❧ E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Pretty experienced, I think. I think Scud has had sex before you. Then again, I do also think Scud is kind of a nerd at heart (he's got that stoner geek vibe), so I don't think he got too much action before you, either. Just an average amount.

Scud knows what he's doing, yes. I mean, as much as any man can know what he's doing. He knows what you like because you're comfortable with him, and he's comfortable with you. He lets you know that you can tell him anything, and Scud is pretty open-minded when it comes to sex I think, so he will be receptive to pretty much anything. Thus, I think he's quite experienced and has done a lot of things at least once.

❧ F = Favorite position (This goes without saying)

He has quite a few, actually. I mean, he likes them all, but he's definitely quite adventurous, so he knows a lot of them, and has his little favorites. He loves a good reverse cowgirl (aka, you're on top, facing the other direction). He gets a great view of your butt, and he likes to watch himself inside of you. Also, I think Scud is bit... lazy, so he likes being on the bottom and letting you use him to your heart's content.

When he is feeling more energetic, I think he also really likes what Women's Health magazine tells me is called the Leap Frog. Basically, a form of doggy style, I guess? Except your ass is more up in the air, which he enjoys for spanking, I would imagine. Yes, Scud likes to spank you quite a bit, and to pinch your ass a little, and maybe bite it, too. He's just a horny, horny guy.

Oh, and 69, with him on the bottom (of course). There are few things Scud loves more than getting his dick sucked, and few things he loves more than tasting all that juice that pours out of you when he's swirling his agile tongue around your clit. That's just about as close to Heaven as he can get. And you can bet your ass (lol) that he's going to lick your asshole, too. He can't help himself, and he likes how you giggle when he tickles you there.

❧ G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

Humorous, for sure. Scud doesn't take much seriously, I think. He likes to make kinky/flirty jokes with you, and the two of you laugh a lot during sex, until it's almost time to come, then it gets a little serious, since it feels so damn good.

❧ H = Hair (How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

Scud is pretty good about taking care of his hair, I think. That being said, I don't think he cares much about his... pubes. He has an adorable little happy trail, too, and honestly, I'd be annoyed if he shaved it. It's so cute/sexy.

I think he also loves when you let your pubic hair grow out, too. I mean, he doesn't care much either way, whatever you prefer is fine, but he does think your patch of hairs on your mound is very cute and pretty. Though, if you want to shave it, he is more than happy to help you, if you want... Hell, he'll help you shave your legs, too, as long as you let him kiss your feet a little (sorry).

❧ I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

Scud isn't the most romantic person on the planet, but he tries. Well, to be honest, I think Scud's attempts at being romantic always just morph into him saying something incredibly raunchy/sexual, but that's basically his way of saying "I love you."

❧ J = Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates probably once a day, I think. I mean, unless you have sex that day, then he doesn't really need it, but he has quite a sex drive. I think his favorite thing to do, though, is mutual masturbation, where you both do the deed in front of each other. He likes watching you play with yourself until you come, and he'll have no choice but to get himself off while you're at it. He also likes when you jerk each other off, his hand rubbing you while your hand strokes his cock.

Tying into the panties thing I mentioned earlier, I can definitely see him pulling some of your used panties from the hamper and jerking himself off with them. In other words, he likes to put his hard cock through your panties and rub it with the soft lacy fabric, getting his ejaculate all over them... I mean, they were already dirty anyway.

❧ K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

What kink doesn't this man have? I think I've already mentioned a few of them (feet, panties, asshole licking...), but voyeurism is also something he likes. He loves when you let him watch you pleasure yourself. He won't touch himself, he'll just watch. There have also been a few times he's caught you touching yourself, and he won't reveal himself until you're done, just because he likes the idea of you not knowing he’s watching you.

We all know that Scud is also a pretty habitual stoner, so I think he'd have a thing for having sex while high, too. Bonus points if you let him blow some smoke into your mouth, or your vagina. I told you he was a kinky little shit.

❧ L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

I think he really likes doing it in his van. You know, that big van with all the technology rigged up that we see in the movie. I think he likes doing it in the back of that van, or maybe occasionally in a public restroom, depending on how adventurous the two of you feel.

❧ N = No (Something they won’t do, turn offs)

Hm, there isn't much Scud won't do, actually. I think he might draw the line at like coprophilia lol and obviously he's not into stuff like dubious consent. Other than that, not much is a turn off for him. I think he likes someone who isn't judgmental, so being overly close minded is something he doesn't like much. That being said, of course he always appreciates your boundaries and won't force you to do anything you're not comfortable with. As long as you don't give him too hard of a time for his little quirks and kinks, he's happy. He'll gladly take teasing, though.

❧ O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally I think. I mean, I don't think I'd ever write a character who didn't enjoy going down on you as much as he enjoys when you go down on him.

He's so good at oral. He has a crazy tongue. It's so long and wide... He knows what he's doing with it, too. He can go down on you for so long. Scud isn't a very patient guy in general, but when he's eating you out, he will lick and lick and lick until you're shaking and moaning his name just the way he likes. He won't even stop after you come. He'll keep going, letting his tongue lap up every last ounce of your sweet arousal.

❧ P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think Scud goes pretty fast most of the time. He likes to be a little rough, too. I mentioned he likes to spank and pinch you a lot (not to the point of hurting you too much, of course), and that's definitely true. If you ask him to choke you a little, he'll do that too, though I think he might like being choked by you a little more...

He will go slow, too, usually when he's high or just tired. Those are mostly the times when he lays down and lets you ride him, with his half-lidded eyes watching your body bounce up and down on top of him, his hands behind his head with a joint between his lips. He might reach up to squeeze your breasts, or ask you to turn around and ride him reverse cowgirl style, so he can get a good look at your ass. Either way, those are the times he doesn't mind you going slow, or fast, whichever you want. Scud is not picky.

❧ Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, he's all for them. Any kind of sex with you he can get, he'll take it, even if you guys don't have enough time to do some of the more freaky stuff he likes. Quickies are good for when he's got a project he needs to work on, but you're teasing him and walking around the workshop all seductively, trying to get his attention (when do you not have his attention, though?). He'll huff and puff, but he loves an impromptu quickie. Keeps things interesting, and that post-nut clarity helps him with his work (he thinks), so why not?

❧ R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

I think I've said this at least two or three times, but yes, Scud loves to take risks and try new things! He's very adventurous in bed, and sometimes he gets bored of doing the same thing over and over again (no matter how much he loves it). He needs a little variety thrown in there, so he's always coming up with new ideas. After all, Scud is pretty smart, and he is always innovating, even in the bedroom. He might put his half an engineering degree to use when he comes up with a new sex position, one that seems to defy the laws of gravity. Trial and error is always needed, of course. That just means more time to perfect his technique. Scud also seems like the kind of guy to draw out his new sex position ideas in a notebook, probably some crude little doodle near his engineering notes. He's so cute, and nerdy.

❧ S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go? How long do they last?)

I think it depends. When he has a lot of energy, he can go for two to three rounds, and he lasts a while, too. On the flip side, when he's high or tired, he is more subdued and can go one round, but he still lasts a while. Either way, he's good.

❧ T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Scud loves a good sex toy. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy made his own sex toys. Maybe he'd gift you one for your birthday, and try it out on you that night. You're like his little guinea pig, "testing the product," he'd say. Though you might be a bit wary at first (homemade sex toy? Sounds weird), but you trust him enough to know he wouldn't put anything near your delicate lady parts unless it was safe. And Scud knows how to put together a good vibrator, of that you can be sure. Even the lowest setting would be so intense you might have to tell him to reduce the vibrations. Back to the drawing board.

And Scud also loves when you use sex toys on him. I honestly don't know much about sex toys that are made for men, but I am sure he'd love a vibrator tickling his sensitive parts, too. Anything that teases him is welcome as well.

❧ U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Speaking of teasing, he loves it. He likes to tease you quite a bit, both outside of the bedroom and inside of it. Scud loves being teased even more. He'll actually ask you to tease him more, to get him close to coming before taking away the stimulation and letting him suffer just a little. He likes being at your disposal, so whenever you want to make him beg for you, he'll be happy to oblige. He likes begging. Especially when you make him lick your feet. I'M SORRY.

❧ V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's moderately loud I think. I don't see Scud as being a screamer or anything, but he'll moan a lot throughout the whole session. He's a dirty talker, too. He says some nasty shit, all with that Machiavellian little smirk on his face.

❧ W = Wild card (A random headcanon for the character)

Speaking of sounds, I think Scud has a big thing for, um... the sounds of sex. He likes the sound of skin on skin and the wetness of you as his cock snakes its way inside of your perfectly moist (sorry) body. He wants you as soaking wet as possible so he can hear those sounds. He'll do whatever it takes—he'll coat you in his spit, he'll come on you, he'll put some fancy lube on you... Whatever it takes to get you all slicked up and to hear those sounds coming from your wet folds as he fingers you or puts his cock in you. That gets him going.

❧ X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Dick size, right? I am assuming this is talking about dick size, as I usually do for these alphabets. Well, I firmly believe all Norman characters have the same dick lmao (same guy, same dick)—average length, above average thickness. The man has thick fingers, so I just like to assume his dick is similar.

Aside from the length and girth, I think he's got a pretty veiny dick, with a rather cute pink tip (dicks are cute to me, shut up). I also hypothesize that all Norman characters are circumcised. I will not be taking questions at this time. Circumcised or die.

❧ Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Very. I already answered this oops. But yeah, super high sex drive. Probably would have sex with you every single day if he could. He loves it. Sex is one of his favorite things. When he's not thinking about building things or smoking pot, he's thinking about fucking you, or masturbating to you. Usually fucking you. Scud's brain is like 25% sex, 25% boobs and ass, 25% pot, 25% nerdy shit.

❧ Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Oh, shit I already answered this too rip. Um pretty fast I think. He's a sleepy boy. Goodnight, Scud.

Thanks for reading! Likes, reblogs, and comments of any kind are always appreciated!

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crazedreefermadness · 1 year

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thinking very hard rn, respectfully❤️🤭

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walking-dead-edits · 9 months

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Into the night

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artistyuri · 5 months

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Watching the Blade movies today.

I want to hunt this twink for sport.

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frenziedslashers · 1 year

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Drawing scud cause I miss him 🧍‍♂️

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particleofgodsimp · 24 days

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Not sure what you’d call my type, but I call it “All looks and maybe brains”. I think🤨

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scuddish · 1 year

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NORMAN REEDUS as SCUD BLADE II 2002 | dir. Guillermo del Toro

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v1rtualv4mp · 3 months

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Scud — SFW Alphabet .𖥔 ݁ ˖

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Scud would be very affectionate with you, he's a lover. His main way to show affection is by physical contact; hugs, kisses, pats, etc. And not just in private but also in public, he's not afraid to show everyone that he loves you. And he finds it cute when you get nervous by the audience.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Scud would be a really fun friend to have around, somehow he manages to be both lazy and energetic at once. He's the kind of friend that always agree with whatever plan you have no matter how crazy they sound. He's very outgoing and carefree most of the time; good listener but also a talker; you can count on him with anything, and he can do the same with you. You'll never get bored with that man around. I think, you'd probably meet him in a bowling alley, he seems like the kind of person who would go to these places. He'd most likely be the one to approach first; talking with you, cracking some lighthearted jokes, maybe even flirting a little, just maybe. And it didn't take long before the two of you became friends, he knows how to approach people like the social person he is.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves to cuddle, as said before. I think his love language would definitely be physical touch. Even if you don't like it, but of course he wouldn't force the contact, it's just something out of instinct, he would respect your boundaries. But anyways, he would like to cuddle you from behind, or on top of you with his head resting on your chest, he really likes your chest and how comfortable it is. And this man not only is warm like a damn furnace, but he also sleeps like a rock. So good luck trying to get him off of you in his sleep.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

If it's been a while in the relationship like 1 year or something, he would want to settle down with you. Probably in an apartament, then a house. Yet, he's horrible at both cooking and cleaning, he wouldn't mind the mess. But if you did, then he would try to be more organized with his stuff since he's so used to just throwing them around. He would order food for you both, or eat whatever you made, if you can cook.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Imma pretend I didn't see this one

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He wouldn't mind being committed, at all. Scud probably only knew attraction and lust before he met you, that's when he found what real love was. You weren'tjust another one night stand, you were someone he wanted to spend his whole life with, you are special. He wants to marry you, but it would take a while to speak up about it. Despite being an open book, this was all new to him, he isn't used to it. He can't help but feel nervous about it while not even knowing why. You managed to make him stupid in love. <3

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He isn't used to being gentle, but if he accidentaly hurt you, a feeling of guilt would be followed by and he would want to slap himself across the face. Stupid. – He would internally say to himself. And then start being more gentle around you, hating to see you hurt. Though, he likes pinching you sometimes, maybe even biting.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Scud loves hugs, and he does it often. He likes hugging you from behind, nuzzling the back of your head or neck, taking in your scent. But he likes it the most you jump into his arms, wrapping your arms around his neck while his hands slide down to rest on your waist.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take a while. As mentioned before, he never knew what love actually was until you came into his life. It would take a while for him to realize that all those confusing feelings were just him falling for you. But when he finally said it, he really meant it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Scud wouldn't get jealous easily, he trusts you and also has confidence in himself. He won't mind you talking with someone else, unless if there's flirting involved. Then he will get jealous and interfere the interaction, making sure to show off that you're his.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Scud is a good kisser, he really enjoys kissing you, slowly, most times. And something he loves to do is stealing kisses from you, like if you're distracted with something he would come up from behind, hold you by the chin and kiss you when you're least expecting it. And he finds it kind of cute when you get annoyed at it. He loves your body and would be more than willing to shower every part of you with his kisses. And he likes it when you kiss his face, on the cheek, forehead, nose.. Doesnt matter. He feels loved when you do that.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He's really good with children, and children like him a lot, Scud is like a cool, playful big brother to them. Since he's a bit childish himself.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Usually, you're the one who wakes up first. He sleeps really late thanks to work, so it makes sense that he wakes up late as well. And it's hard to wake that guy up, he has a really heavy sleep. If you do manage to wake him up, you'll watch as he just grumbles nonsense before quickly falling into slumber once again. But he's really needy when finally waking up.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He likes watching cartoons with you while cuddling and smoking late at night, with the screen light burning his eyes and the smell of smoke filling the room, but he doesn't care. I imagine Scud would be more of a night owl. Though he wouldn't want to hang out at night, since he's afraid that a vampire will attack you. Now, if you are a vampire, he'd do it so. And when you both come back home he prepares the bed while you shower, then waits for you in bed.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He's an open book, he doesn't mind revealing himself to you nor to anyone else. He wouldn't have secrets in a relationship, while hoping you don't have as well.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He isn't easily angered in general, but very relaxed instead, usually from the pot but still. But if he sees someone trying to bring harm to you, then he will get angered, a lot.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Some things he would remember, some things he wouldn't. But if he does forget he'll just ask you again. I think he would remember more easily about the things you like and dislike, your birthday as well. Anything other than those things, he would probably forget.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moments are when you're both having fun with each other. He loves seeing you smile, especially when it's caused by him, even if it's just a little tug at one corner of your lips. And because of this he often jokes around you, watching to see if it earned a laugh or not.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Very protective, he wouldn't let a single thing happen to you. Being an electrician engineer, he would create little weapons and obligate you to carry them everywhere, in case something happens. And although he claims to not need protection from you, he does like it when you care for him. Cooking something healthy so he'll stop eating so much junk food, or telling him to quit smoking. And even little things such as warming up his hands when they're cold.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

A lot of effort, he likes seeing you happy. So he plans events for days, making sure everything is perfect before you see it with your own eyes, not wanting to disappoint you. He likes making surprises. About gifts, he often buys you things. Like, when he walks down the street and sees something you would like from a shop window, he buys it. And he's not even rich or anything, but he loves spoiling you.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Pot addiction. As we see in the movie, Scud smokes an ungodly amount of weed. If you tell him to quit, he will try, for you. But it probably won't do much since it's part of his daily routine.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Scud cares about his appearances. He doesn't spend hours infront of a mirror dressing himself, but he always make sure to look good before going out, not for others but for himself. He'd definitely admire fashionable people. But what he cares about the most is his hair, he would just refuse to go out if his hair looks bad (which it rarely does). Plus, he likes it when you compliment his appearance. And likes it even more when you play or touch his hair.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Definitely. You are someone very important to his life, nothing would have been the same without you. Because you're the one who introcuded to him a beautiful part of life that he would never have discovered by himself. And it felt like something in him was alive for the first time, all thanks to you. Half of his heart is in your chest.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He calls you a lot of petnames, no matter how cheeky they are.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

There isn't much he wouldn't like in a partner. But, I think he wouldn't want to date someone younger than him, only his age or older.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He snores, but not loudly. When you two sleep together, he clings to you like you're a life-size teddy bear. But his warmth can be overwhelming, and even if you turn around from him, he'll just wrap his arm around your waist and hug you back. Now you're stuck.

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norman-fucking-reedus · 2 months

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JUST WATCHED BLADE II AND MY STONER HEART CANT TAKE THIS. THE CHOKER?? HOLY FUCKING HELL I WANNA FUCK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM

THE CHOKER SCREAMS BOTTOM. HE’S SO FUCKING SUBBY I WANNA TEAR MY EYES OUT

Scud is DEFINITELY the type of guy to get pent up and needy from makeout sessions, he’ll hold you closer to him and start whining softly into your mouth… GRRRRRR

He get super super touchy especially when he’s high, pulling you into his lap, burying his face in your neck and grinding you against him

SHARING JOINTS IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGEEEE AUUGH. He’ll roll super thick joints just for you and shotgunning is a must, literally blow your entire toke down his throat and he’ll say thank you

HES A BOTTOMMM. He loves when you’re in full control. Ride him to your hearts content he is your personal dildo. His mind gets all fuzzy when you yank him forward into a kiss by his choker, and he practically cums when you tug at his hair

Blowjob lover. Your lips just feel so good around his dick he practically begs for them. He can get REALLY vocal, joint hanging between his teeth as he fists his hands in your hair, moaning as he fucks your mouth

The mommy kink in him is STRONG. When he gets super high, he becomes much more sensitive. Literally fuck him stupid til he’s just a stoned babbling mess “Mmngh, pull harder.. fuck me harder mommy please- please fuck me harder”

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IM GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE LIKE I WANNA DO THE MOST INHUMANE AND HORRID THINGS TO HIM SOMEONE NEEDS TO HELP ME

｡･:*:･ﾟ★｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★

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SFW Alphabet: Scud

❧ Pairing: Scud x Female Reader ❧ Warnings: mentions of drug use ❧ From this template

❧ A/N: No one asked for this, but I feel like it needed to be done. I love Scud so much. 🥹💕 Also NSFW alphabet coming soon too…

❧ A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Scud is a hugger. He loves physical touch, he loves being affectionate. Nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck, playing with your fingers absentmindedly, laying on your lap and looking up at you until he falls asleep… He’s also not shy at all. Public displays of affection are essential to him. He loves to grab you by the waist and kiss you like no one’s looking, even if you’re in a crowded room.

❧ B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Scud is a great best friend. He’s fun and laid back, and he is generally pretty agreeable. Anything you suggest and he’ll do it—night on the town, or a night in, he’s down for anything.

I think the friendship would start with something like meeting in college or at a party. My personal headcanon is that Scud was an engineering student before he dropped out, so maybe you’d meet in class. Surely, I think he would be the one to strike up a conversation. Scud seems pretty outgoing and funny, so he’d probably try to butter you up with a few jokes (most of which don’t really land, but you find him cute and fun to talk to, so it’s okay).

❧ C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Oh, yes! Of course he loves to cuddle. Big time cuddler. I think he liked all kinds of cuddling, but his favorite is laying on your lap or resting his head between/on your boobs lol they make a great cushion. And as I mentioned before, he’s a big fan of public displays of affection, so cuddling in public is never an issue for him. He might pout a little if you tell him to knock it off, though.

❧ D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I don’t think Scud is too interested in settling down, to be honest with you. I think he is fine with spending the rest of his life with one person, but I don’t think he cares much about marriage. I mean I guess if it’s something you really want and you can convince him then he’ll do it, I just don’t think he’s going to be super involved with the process. Scud is lazy. He likes shortcuts, and if he can convince you to get married in a courthouse he will. Good luck getting him in a monkey suit. “Not gonna happen, girlie,” he’d say.

As for cooking and cleaning, terrible. By far the worst at cooking and cleaning of any other Norman character I’ve written this for lol. Worse than Daryl and Murphy (I think Daryl is the best, and even he is not very good at it). Scud is one of those people who either doesn’t eat all day because he’s busy working on something or gets takeout for every meal. He has the worst eating habits and barely takes care of himself, but you try to step in and make sure he’s well-fed. How sweet. 🥹

❧ E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

I hate this one so much. I pretend I do not see it.

❧ F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

As mentioned, I don’t think Scud is interested in getting married. He’s fine with being committed. Maybe you’ll catch him reading a dirty magazine every once in a while, but that’s as close as he’ll get to cheating on you. He’s committed. He’s a big love bug. He loves you too much to hurt you.

Not quick at all. He doesn’t see the point. He figures you love each other and you live together and that’s all the two of you need.

❧ G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Pretty gentle. I think Scud sometimes forgets that he doesn’t have much of a filter so he’ll say stuff that he shouldn’t say, but he is learning. He’s trying to be as good for you as he can.

Physically, I think he’s also pretty gentle. He likes to give you pretty harsh squeezes, though, and lots of butt pinches and smacks, so he definitely has that side of him that’s not so gentle.

❧ H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Of course he likes hugs! He’ll take any physical touch he can get.

❧ I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

I think it would take him a while because he doesn’t really know what love is at first. He probably hasn’t really felt it before you, so he’s still trying to figure out what it means, but after a few hits of a joint, he’s got a pretty good idea of what love is, and it’s staring right back at him. “I love you, girlie,” he’d say, followed by a slightly delirious laugh. When you ask if he means it or if he’s just high, he says he means everything he says when he’s high.

❧ J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Not super jealous. He’s so laid back and pretty confident in himself, so he doesn’t have much to worry about. He knows you love him. The only time he might be jealous is if you’re paying more physical attention to someone else than you are him. He’ll demand to hold your hand or lean his head on your shoulder until you acknowledge him. He just wants to be the center of your attention, but most of the time he’s not going to make a big scene.

❧ K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Very sloppy and fast kisses. Lots of tongue and lots of teeth, too. He likes to bite you just a little, getting you to yelp and giggle into his mouth. I think Scud likes to bite and to be bitten… 👀

❧ L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I think he really likes kids! I mean he’s hardly ever around them, but when he is, he likes to tell them little jokes and make funny faces at them. They often ask him about his little inventions and he tries to explain how he made them, in the hopes that maybe he’ll inspire a little spark of ingenuity, but mostly he just likes how fun they are to talk to. It’s very cute to see him interact with kiddos. They love Scud.

❧ M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Chaotic, I think. Mostly for you, not for him. Scud stays up really late working on stuff, so he basically always sleeps through the morning and wakes up around noon, which is inconvenient for you. While you’re cooking breakfast and trying to get to work on time, he’s out cold, probably drooling and snoring (it’s adorable, tbh). You try to wake him up and get him to eat something for breakfast, but he just mumbles something incoherent and plummets his face back into the pillow.

❧ N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Much more lively for Scud. He will take a break from his work to be with you, too. Those are the most intimate times between the two of you, usually spent in your bedroom watching a bad movie or smoking pot (whether or not you choose to partake is up to you lol). Scud gets philosophical at night, pondering about the great mysteries of the universe. He loves to go stargazing, so he’ll take you out in his van to some isolated field away from the city lights and hold you on the hood as he goes on and on about stuff that doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense, but you love hearing his voice, so you don’t mind.

❧ O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

I think Scud is a pretty open book. What you see is what you get (ignore the movie lmao), so it doesn’t really take a long time for him to open up.

❧ P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Not easily angered at all. He hates conflict, and he’s very “go with the flow.” He might get frustrated sometimes, usually when his projects go awry, but for the most part, he’s relaxed. Probably has never raised his voice at you. He’s a lover, not a fighter.

❧ Q = Quizzes (How much do they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Oh man. Well, I don’t think Scud has a very good memory. He smokes a lot of weed. He is bound to be forgetful. I don’t think he does it on purpose at all, though. If he could remember everything, he would, but he does tend to forget short term things, and sometimes long term things like anniversaries, but never your birthday. I think he always has that pinned in his memory. He’s a good boyfriend in that way, but you do get a little annoyed when he forgets other things.

❧ R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

I feel like Scud really loves the funny moments. He likes thinking about all the times he made you laugh so hard you snorted or blew milk out of your nose or held your stomach as you chuckled. He loves your laugh and your smile, the way your nose crinkles, how you shake your head at him because he’s just too goddamn perfect.

❧ S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s lowkey very protective of you, since you live in a world where vampires exist, and Scud works for a vampire. Well, half vampire, but still. Luckily, Scud is pretty good with his hands and very inventive, so he constructs things like booby traps and tripwires and crazy explosives to keep you safe. He’d never let anything happen to you. That’s for sure.

❧ T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Minimal effort, to be honest. He’s lazy, and he doesn’t really put much effort into anything except his inventions. Still, he’ll do little things like maybe bring you flowers or something, and of course show you lots of affection.

❧ U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

POT. He smokes way too much pot. He’s basically constantly smoking in the movie sooo… But to be honest, I really think he’d at least try to cut down for you. I also think he’d try to cover up the scent in case you don’t like it.

❧ V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Surprisingly, I think Scud actually puts a decent amount of effort into his look. He has a certain style, and it definitely shows. He is probably a little bit obsessed with his hair (especially since you like to run your fingers through it so much), and he definitely makes a conscious effort when he’s putting on all those necklaces (that choker… mmm). I think he knows how cute he is, for sure.

❧ W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Absolutely. He probably wouldn’t admit it, but he needs you. You’re the most responsible person in his life, and you balance him out. He needs you to keep him on track and not give into his lazy, apathetic nature. Oh, and he loves you. A lot.

❧ X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them)

I think Scud likes to dance. I think sometimes he’ll come up behind you, spin you around, and take you in his arms and just sloppily sway back and forth until you start moving on your own, and then it becomes a little dance party, usually ending up with both of you cackling on the sofa. Scud just seems like so much fun to me. Such a fun boyfriend. 💕

❧ Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I think Scud hates judgmental people. He probably wouldn’t like that in a partner either. While I don’t think he’d care if his partner doesn’t smoke pot, I don’t think he’d want to be shamed for it. Still, if you asked him to cut back, I think he would. Mostly, I think he just doesn’t like negativity. He wants to love all the time.

❧ Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

Big cuddle bug. He won’t let you go, even in his sleep. Prepare to become a human teddy bear, because he’s going to hold you close to him all night long.

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