college student wrapped:
you skipped 40 lectures!
you spent 12 weekends alone in your room!
you handed in 7 assignments overdue! your most delayed assignment took you 2 weeks after the deadline!
you missed your bus 42 times!
you've consumed a total of 100000 mg of caffeine!
your most common sunday evening moods were: scared, desperate and depressed!
on average, you considered dropping out 1,5 times a week!
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arcade isnt supposed to be twink hot he's supposed to be sardonic down to earth 400 level course professor who really cares about his niche course material and class of eight students despite not sleeping or feeling a positive emotion in years, tries to make sure everyone passes his class, and shows up to the 8pm lecture with two redbulls and intentions to shit talk the other four people on earth who work in his niche subfield hot
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i got an a on my biochem exam !!!!! everybody clap !!
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Submitting his final grades, the grad student awaits the inevitable arrival of undergrad emails contesting them.
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just remembered that when i was dating this guy in high school he kept breaking his hand repeatedly on purpose by punching the walls in the school gym so that he couldn't use his right hand and i had to do his homework for him
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Yeah so everybody will get more marks than me in this one because sir set a paper with that we weren't at all told about because we had internals after a week of classes
And thennnnn the class cheated with people now getting above 25
Sure I may sound like those pathetic cry babies who cry for marks, but if sir would have told us the syllabus then I could have answered them and then all of them proudly claim to cheat and get marks
I kinda want to cry because what is the point to study this hard and skip social events when everybody is cheating openly.
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shout out to my 7/8th grade teacher for making me terrified of asking questions and being thought of as stupid. left a great lasting impact as i sit here not knowing shit abt this history assignment and physically incapable of asking for help
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Going back to college with some life perspective and therapy under my belt really has me like… wow. For thirty entire years we really had no idea I had ADHD? Every once in a while i get a dose of infinite perspective vortex and see myself from everyone else’s pov and I’m like. This is the most ADHD human god has ever built. This person is just ADHD made flesh. A flashing neon sign for neurodiversity. Look at the free association on that motherfucker! I bet you could fit ten unfinished majors in there
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