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impulsivefanwriter · 2 years

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Tell me a secret about your Shark Pups AU. It's one of my favorites because it's so cute.

Well— the Shark Pups (also known as Monty & the Sharkpack) AU is a collaboration AU over on the SPBNR server (we make… so many AUs and snippets for those AUs, I need to post more), and fun fact— we like to merge those AUs together!

So there’s AUs like the Mer AU (where the m!Verse have humans, mers, and merfolk, with mers following a Luca-like logic for their upper half and an H20 (old mermaid show) rule logic for their lower half where if water gets on their legs, poof Tail!) where it’s mixed with the sharkpack AU— meaning the s!ninja turn into sharkpups anytime they get even the tiniest bit of water dropped on them, and stay that way until they dry off.

There’s also a variety of other AUs where other people get turned into sharkpups instead of the s!ninja (usually in AUs where just Smith/Kai or Smith & Monty/Lloyd get thrown into the m!verse)— sometimes Red (m!Kai), sometimes the whole Ninjaforce, sometimes Calypso (Mr.E!show Echo), sometimes Aki (s!Bizarro Kai), one time it was Red and Kaigami (m!Bizarro Kai)— just a whole lot of sharkpups!

It’s all inspired by the absolutely adorable Tumblr, @vress-shark

Thanks for the ask :D your drawing from the B-A-T-H incident is one of my favourites!!!

#lego ninjago #lego ninjago movie #monty and sharkpup au #monty and sharkpack #monty and sharkpup #sharkpup au #spbnr aus #tag game #Imp Answers

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sharkpupsblog · 1 year

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Hi!!!! Wrote more for my silly DR Kara AU!!!! 😳😳😳 click here to see many sillies being so very silly!!! 🐎🐎🐎 also!!! If u would like to read the other 4 stories I have written for this Au click on the sharkpups Dark Rider Kara Au Tag! Anyways enjoy!!! :D ❤️❤️🐴🐴 (warnings: mentions of bl00d)

🤨 Who are you? 😟

Sabine walked down the halls of the oil rig with Jay and Katja they were headed to the portal. the woman yawns and shakes her head keeping a blanket wrapped around her shoulders. It’s really late at night everyone is tired but they’re all awake for a reason. “What did he call us for?” Katja asks Jay and Jay replies with a shrug and a “who knows.” Sabine looks down at Katja and Jay “he must have found something during his trip and wants to show us” Sands had been gone for three days on a trip he never cared to explain. The man said he had to go and then left just like that not saying where he was going or how long he was going to be gone for. Jay yawned before speaking “I think that may be-“ she stopped and stood still when she heard a muffled roar come from outside the building. The others heard it too and they stopped. Katja narrowed her eyes, and she walked in front of Sabine and Jay “sounds like he brought something horrible back with him.” Sabine held back a laugh as she watched Katja walk forward. The woman had no fear as she walked forward which was what made Sabine want to laugh. How could Katja be the smallest on the team and also the bravest? It was a bit funny. Jay and Sabine walked behind her not saying anything for the rest of the walk. When they made their way out of the rig Jay shivered it was cold outside and she didn’t bring a jacket or a blanket. She didn’t believe Sabine when the woman said it was cold and teased her for bringing a blanket and now, she was paying the price. Sabine gave her an ‘I told you so’ look before shoving her blanket into Jay’s arms. She was pissed off about having to give up the blanket, but she didn’t want Jay to get sick. She did this not just because she was being nice and caring for her teammate but because if Jay got sick that meant more work for Katja and herself, so she had to take care of the others. Jay took the blanket wrapping it around her shoulders and she thanked Sabine continuing the walk down to the portal with the two women in front of her. Thanks to the cold their breaths fogged in front of them. Sabine stopped walking and she bumped into Katja when the woman randomly stopped walking. Before Sabine could ask what was going on Katja pointed at a black horse with odd white markings bucking and rearing in front of the portal. Jay looked at the horse and she raised an eyebrow in confusion “could that horse be what Sands called us here for?” Katja hummed before speaking “I’m sure it is” she kept walking the others followed. “I don’t understand what he needs a horse for?” Sabine was confused and Jay was too, but Katja just didn’t give a damn she was too tired to give a damn at the moment. “Maybe he’s going to start riding with us” Jay joked, and she stopped when the others stopped again. They all faced the horse who was now staring right at them no longer bucking or rearing. “Maybe he will” Sabine played along “what do you think he’ll name it? dirt?” Jay looked up at Sabine “dirt? Why dirt-“ she paused understanding “oh.” Jay huffed and shook her head and Katja made a face before saying “you’re stupid.” The three went quiet not having more to say and they waited patiently for Sands watching the creepy horse watch them as they waited. Jay and Sabine were falling asleep standing up, but Katja was wide awake now. She felt threatened by the horse…something about it just wasn’t right…her suspicions were confirmed when the horse suddenly stood straight and stiff. It stood like that for a few seconds and then it opened its mouth revealing sharp fangs. It drooled onto the metal flooring, and it let out a loud call. The call woke both Sabine and Jay up and both women felt like Katja when they saw the fangs on the horse and how odd it was standing.

The calls went on for about a minute and they stopped when Sands finally made his way onto the helicopter pad where the portal was. Sands looked to his team seeing the blanket on Jay’s shoulders. He didn’t comment on it normally he would but today he didn’t care he was in a somewhat good mood. He looked to the horse “I hope you’re making our guest feel at home” he gave the horse two pats on the side. the steed responded with a snap near his hand. A warning to not touch them again. Jay saw the snap and she felt uneasy because if the horse snapped at Sands, then it would surely snap at the others too and who knows if it would be as kind as it was to Sands. The man let out a grumble and he backed away from the horse walking to the three women. “Garnok spoke to me” he began to explain why he was gone “he told me to go to the Valley of the Hidden Dinosaur” the man looked back at the horse “there I found the horse and-“ he paused looking over at the other set of stairs that led into the helicopter pad. There stood a person with a mask and a costume on standing perfectly still. Everyone was focusing on the horse or Sands not even seeing the person he came with. Sabine was the first to notice that the person didn’t have any fog coming from them and then she noticed…they weren’t even breathing. “Their rider” Sands continued on talking and he made a gesture with his hand. The rider responded to it right away walking over to his side. they stood by Sands, and they looked at the three women in front of them. “This is your new teammate” the man watched as the horse walked over to their rider standing by their side, they panted like a dog still salivating onto the floor. “Garnok has finally sent the key to destroying the druids to us” Sands smiled at the thought of Jorvik finally falling to Garnok “tomorrow you’ll take your new teammate on your mission in Hollow Woods.” The man looked to the rider “but right now you’ll show her the empty room in the dorms” he looked to Jay first and then to Sabine and lastly to Katja waiting for one of them to lead their new teammate. Katja stepped forward she had no fear she was ready for anything she narrowed her eyes at the rider and then she turned walking back to the same stairs she came from. The rider followed Katja easily keeping up with her pace. Sands called workers to come get the horse and while he did that Sabine spoke to Jay. “She wasn’t breathing” she said to Jay and the woman looked up at Sabine “I saw” Sabine nudged Jay making her walk not wanting Sands to hear their conversation. “Whatever Sands brought with him definitely isn’t human” Sabine was anxious “and it’s not like us either” she walked up the stairs with Jay trying to hurry so they wouldn’t leave Katja alone with their new teammate. Behind them the horse growled and roared as workers tried to put a halter on it. “The thing with them isn’t a horse either” Jay said, and she huffed “that’s obvious though” she didn’t know what the “horse’s” rider was, but she had a few thoughts. The two women managed to catch up with Katja and the rider as they were walking inside the building. Jay watched the rider closely feeling unsafe by being near them and when they stepped into the light, she saw the blood on the boots the rider was wearing. But the blood wasn’t the only thing she noticed…the boots looked familiar…who did Sands bring back with him?

TYSM FOR READING ❤️❤️❤️ I finally drew Kara with her new haircut!!! 😭 but she is evil here 💔😔👎 I have bangs again and i forgot how hard they r to deal with!!!! They do not stay the way I style them!!! Kara also has trouble with her bangs that’s what turned her evil /j also the mask design is so easy to do when I draw Kara as silly pomchi but when I draw her as human the mask design is super hard 😭 Kara has a hooked nose just like I do (which is why when she is pomchi her snout has a little bump! :D ) and it is so much work to try and figure out how to make a mask fit nicely on a hooked nose :( still workin on it though!!! Hopefully I’ll find a way 💔

#ssoblr #sso #star stable online #sharkpupsblogwrites!‼️🗣#sharkpupsblogbeingevil😈#sharkpupsblogssoockara!!!#sharkpupsdarkriderkaraau!#ssooc #sabinesso #katjasso #jaysso #mr.sandssso #lookingforssomoots💔

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kittydemon9000 · 2 years

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This week on, "What is Up with the Discord Server"

- We come up with ways to terrorize that stupid, stinky djinn (the answer is giving both sets of ninja coffee. Lots of coffee. And also sharp weapons. And Koko.)

- We went angst central in the Calypso & Sharkpup AU and then 30 seconds later, I kid you not, had Wu fix the damage by throwing a "Wu-terbomb" of healing tea at their face

- The ramble chat has been taken over by iced-coffee shipping. We made a second ramble chat to replace it because you're not getting the first one back.

- The demigod AU has been going strong for 2 months. There are multiple timelines. You cannot stop us.

- Bastard Sticky Evil Bastard Man. There‘s a CRAP TON of angst, but he gets his ass beat in the end, no matter what

- “Sometimes, students, time is the best healing. And sometimes, tea is the best healing.”

- Iced-Coffee My Beloved(S!ZanexM!Kai)

- tbh, this is the one I know almost nothing about. I’ve never actually read any of Percy Jackson, or really any books in that general area, so by the time it got it’s own chat I pretty much stopped trying to keep up. All I know is that it’s chaotic as HELL

#server shenanigans

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spider-s0up · 4 years

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Math class doodles of the nijimura bros as sharkpups in my sharkuyasu au😭😭

#josuyasu #sharkuyasu AU #okuyasu nijimura #keicho nijimura #also #keicho is alive in this AU cause fuck ypu👁👄👁#lmao #im finally posting art again😭😭😭

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ao3feed-goodomens · 5 years

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Chaotic Conspiracies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJMWFQ

by SharkPup

It's a Megamind au, but with more story and extra lore !

Words: 1773, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Demons (Good Omens), Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Nanny Ashtoreth (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Adam Young (Good Omens), Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Megamind AU, Sorry Not Sorry, I'm Not Ashamed, Alternate Universe - Alien Invasion, Alien AU, Alien Character(s), the demons and angels are the aliens, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Rating May Change, Conspiracy Theories, Magic, Dark Magic, magic instead of machines, Almost Apocalypse (Good Omens)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJMWFQ

#ao3feed #fanfic #Good Omens

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ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz · 5 years

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Chaotic Conspiracies

by SharkPup

It's a Megamind au, but with more story and extra lore !

Words: 1773, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Adam Young (Good Omens), Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)

source http://archiveofourown.org/works/20536928

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

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nogu-d-reamers · 2 years

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I posted 37 times in 2021

31 posts created (84%)

6 posts reblogged (16%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 75 tags in 2021

#megaman - 13 posts

#bakugou katsuki - 11 posts

#bakushima - 10 posts

#kirishima eijirou - 10 posts

#kiribaku - 9 posts

#megaman x - 5 posts

#bnha fantasy au - 5 posts

#bassrock - 4 posts

#zero - 4 posts

#x - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 110 characters

#debería dejar de hacer hashtags en español sabiendo que el 90% de quienes ven esto no entienen estos chistes :

My Top Posts in 2021

Same drawing. Same shipp. Now inked and defined (and with less laziness).

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ESP: cuando eres el mal tercio y encuentras a alguien como tú en un café.

ENG: when you are the bad third and you meet someone like you in a cafe.

See the full post

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Esp: un garabato rápido de un tiburo-perro amando a su exploviso-novio-tsundere

Eng: a quick doodle about a manly sharkpup lovin' his explovise-tsundere-boyfriend

(no reposteen sin darme créditos, por favor/ don't repost without giving me any credits pls)

24 notes • Posted 2021-02-20 13:44:08 GMT

Blues tries to find out who is Rock and Roll is ... (he can't)

ESP:

Situación hipotetica= Rock y Roll como una broma para Blues lo desafiaron a adivinar quién era quien con la armadura; Roll estaba aguantando mucho menos la risa que Rock.

ENG:

Hypothetical scene = Rock n' Roll, as a joke for Blues challenged him to guess who was who with the armor; Roll was holding back a lot less laughter than Rock.

25 notes • Posted 2021-04-11 02:56:01 GMT

~NOT ALL THE PRINCES WANT A PRINCESS~

ESP: ¡¡TERMINE!!

ENG: I¨M FINISHED!!

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

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ao3feed-crowley · 5 years

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Chaotic Conspiracies

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJMWFQ

by SharkPup

It's a Megamind au, but with more story and extra lore !

Words: 1773, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Adam Young (Good Omens), Crowley & Gabriel (Good Omens)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ZJMWFQ

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Crowley

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ao3feed-coldwave · 7 years

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Random ColdWave

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rWMGOV

by WacheyPena

As the title says, this post will feature various coldwave fanart I've drawn for either fic, tumblr memes, or random ideas I get for an AU.

Words: 75, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Series: Part 16 of Wachey's ColdFlash Fanart

Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Mick Rory, Leonard Snart

Relationships: Mick Rory/Leonard Snart

Additional Tags: Fanart, Kids AU, annie au, Kisses, Gift Art, Memes, sharkpups, Cheesiness, star wars pun

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2rWMGOV

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #DCcoldwave #ColdWave fanfiction

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rainbowcrystal35 · 1 month

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✨My master post of all my posts ✨

This is for me to keep track of all the things I have posted and haven’t posted

ALL MY AUS

Old name: Ninjago immortal kai AU. New name:The Masked Gods AU

Old :

Ninjago immortal kai AU

Episode 1 : New Evil

Episode 2 : New beginning New world

Episode 3 : traveling

New :

Haven’t posted anything yet

Ninjago movie Lloyd the son of Wu AU

Lloyd son of wu

Ninjago movie Lloyd wu? AU

Lloyd wu?

What if

Ninjago What if Wu actually had a horse

Ninjago AU idea?

Ninjago What if the golden weapons can transform

ALL MY ART I HAVE POSTED HERE

SPBNR Monty and sharkpup au art

Art for a Congratulations on 500 followers to ninjas-and-coffee

Lloyd and Garmadon and Wu as foxs and Morro as a cat

Movie and Show Ninjago hair designs

Ninjas

Garmadon

Morro,Skylor,Harumi

Ship art

Wu x Clouse

OCs

Haven’t posted anything yet

#ninjago #ninjago au #my art #art #master post #AU

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impulsivefanwriter · 3 years

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The Great B-A-T-H Incident

Back at it again with more SPBNR AU sharkpup nonsense! This is the Monty + Sharkpack AU where S!Lloyd (Monty) ends up in the M!verse with five shark pups that happen to be the S!ninja. After a bit of taking care on their own, the M!Ninja find the squad and help take care of them. This leads to... shenanigans, to put it lightly.

Smith = S!Kai, Phoenix = S!Nya, Brook = S!Cole, Boreas = S!Zane, and Robin = S!Jay

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Zane had made a mistake.

Honestly, he’d thought he’d been pretty smart. Monty was staying at his place today- an arrangement where the Ninjaforce made sure the kid was never left somewhere unsafe- and had been playing with Echo and the five sharkpups. Echo was cuddling the silvery white pup (Boreas)- the one Zane could have sworn looked almost mechanical- while Monty played with the turquoise pup (Phoenix) and the red pup (Smith). If Zane didn’t know any better, he would have said that the blue pup (Robin) was staring at Monty, Phoenix, and Smith with jealousy, though Zane couldn’t tell who the pup was truly jealous of. The brownish-black pup (Brook) rested on the carpet next to him.

It was around this time that Zane had noticed the state of the pups. As in, they were covered in dirt and dust and mud, especially Brook. So, being a good brother and a responsible (though still wild) teen, Zane decided to get Monty and Echo’s help with the matter.

“Hey Echo,” Zane had said. He wouldn’t learn his mistake for another minute. “Do you want to help me give those five a b-a-t-h?”

He’d read on the internet that spelling the word had better results when getting pets to avoid getting spooked by things they disliked. Then again, these were shark pups, and surely they would be fine with a little bit of water-

Five pups turned to look at him. Three immediately bolted.

Zane didn’t even have a chance to blink. One moment, there were five pups in the living room. The next, the only ones left were Boreas in Echo’s arms and Phoenix by Monty. Boreas squirmed a little, though ultimately gave up as if resigned to his fate.

Echo squealed. “Can we? Ooo, can we?”

Monty was grinning, and that looked a little too mischievous for Zane’s liking. “Yeah, why don’t we give them a b-a-t-h? Wanna help us catch the three loose pups, Phoenix?”

Zane really needed to check his optic sensors eyes, because Phoenix really looked like she was grinning in a ‘it would be my pleasure’ sort of way. He supposed it didn’t matter; they’d need all the help they could get wrangling the three escaped pups.

“Echo, could you draw a bath?” Zane asked. “We’ll start trying to catch them.”

Echo shot him a pleading look. “Can I help? I know every hiding spot in the house for hide n’ seek!”

Zane ruffled his brother’s hair. “Bath first so we have somewhere to put them. It’s really important.”

At this, Echo lit up. “Got it!”

He stood and carried Boreas to the bathroom. Good; Zane hadn’t been lying when he’d said they needed a drawn bath ready. He got the feeling that the three pups would not make it easy to catch them, and would be even harder to keep put.

“N- Phoenix is good with water,” Monty said, letting the turquoise pup down and standing himself. “She’ll help us look!”

With six eyes on deck, with Echo (and perhaps Boreas) helping search, it shouldn’t be hard. Zane almost laughed to himself at how easily he had added the pups to the list; then again, with how intelligent they seemed, it was only natural.

Still, it was a small house. How difficult could finding three brightly coloured shark pups be?

The answer, he discovered 20 minutes later with not a single sign of a tail anywhere, was very difficult. Especially when those three shark pups did not want to be found.

Monty was very good at hide n’ seek, but there was only so much he could do with an unfamiliar location. Zane too was having troubles because no matter where he looked (the cupboard, behind every day, his father’s workshop), he couldn’t find a single thing.

Luckily, Echo came to the rescue.

He emerged from the washroom, smelling of three different kinds of shampoo, with bubbles on his arms and his shirt sopping wet. Despite the mess, a bright grin stretched across his face. Boreas (with a freshly cleaned coat sparkling as if it were polished metal or shining snow) padded along at his feet. Echo listened to Zane and Monty list the places the’d already searched, put one hand on his chin, then walked back to the living room they’d started in. Curious, Zane followed.

Echo lifted up the couch- Zane would have to remind him both not to do that then Monty was over (not that the kid seemed to mind or notice, thankfully) and some better lifting techniques- and sure enough, three streaks scattered in every direction. Phoenix leapt in the path of the biggest pup, Brook, as he tried to run for the door. The blue pup Robin and the red pup Smith both managed to dodge Zane and Monty’s attempts to grab them- goodness, they were faster than lightning- and blazed out of the room.

Phoenix barked a few times. The fin on Brook’s head flopped over in the same way a dog’s ears would lower. Zane was struck with the strangest sensation that Phoenix was making a deal of some kind. The pups did seem to communicate with each other like some kind of family-bound team. Smith and Brook took the leader positions, Boreas and Phoenix seemed to keep them in check, and Robin helped them remember to let loose and have fun.

But that was ridiculous. They were shark pups.

Still, whatever Phoenix did seemed to work, because Brook wasn’t running anymore. It was as if he’d agreed to help in exchange for something. Bribery? A ‘get out of bath free’ pass? Whatever it was, at least they had one less pup to look for and one more pup helping to look.

Because by the FSM, the two remaining pups did not want to be found.

Zane, Monty, and Echo searched everywhere. Echo’s calls were heard every few minutes as he found the pups but could never quite catch them before they vanished again; hidden in the kitchen cabinet behind the box of oatmeal, hidden in the trunk of Dr. Julien’s car, hidden in Monty’s spare hoodie lying on the bedroll he would use for the sleepover. Zane’s eye twitched. Damn, these two pups were smart. They always seemed to know how to sneak back into the rooms previously checked, causing Zane to have to backtrack more than once at the flash of blue and red darting around the corner.

Jay and Cole swung not too much later (Kai was supposed to as well, but he was confined to bed after the, er, ‘incident’ when Nya found him chugging a pot of coffee that had been infused with 5 hour energy at 3:00am) and joined the hunt. Despite the odds being severely in their favour at this point, with five humans and three shark pups searching, those two blasted pups just were nowhere in sight. The shared utter despision the two had for baths was unfathomable and unrivalled. There was no way to catch them; the second someone had one cornered, the other would kick up enough of a fuss for them to escape.

Heck, Zane had even found the two hidden in Jay’s scarf while he was still wearing it. What, were the two shark pups ninjas or something?

There finally came a point where the sightings stopped altogether and the two vanished. Jay got worried that the two had escaped to outside, and Zane couldn’t help but think what if? along with him. A quick check of all the windows and doors- yep, still closed, though one window might have been pushed on (luckily one you needed opposable thumbs to open)- disproved that theory, but the worry that the pups had gotten lost in the city under his watch persisted. He was supposed to protect those who could not protect themselves!

Though, judging by the skills of these pups, they certainly could protect themselves.

For FSM sake, it was just a bath! And with how much the two had crawled behind every dusty cubby space and under every piece of furniture and into every grease-stained spot in the workshop, they needed it!

Cole leaned against the wall, clicking on the ceiling fan switch with his back. His headphones hung around his neck. “So how did this whole mess start?”

“I asked Echo if he wanted to help me give the pups and I quote, a b-a-t-h.”

Cole nodded. “Makes sense. Have you seen how smart they are? Wouldn’t be that surprised if they could read.”

Monty sat down on the couch, swinging his legs. “Did ya fall for the conspiracies too?”

Cole snorted. “Course not. Not like Red has. I swear, he’s usually not like this.”

“He’s like Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia!” Zane said cheerfully.

“Yeah,” Cole said. “He fell off the deep end because of these pups, right, Jay? …Jay?”

Zane looked over to see Jay’s face had gone pale- well, paler than usually- his gaze fixated on something above them. Zane followed the line of sight up, up, to the ceiling and the-

There was a blur of purple zinging around the spinning ceiling fan.

For a moment Zane (and the others in the room) could only stop and stare at the ceiling fan. Zane’s brain crashed, thoughts slamming to a halt, because the two pups had been hiding on the ceiling fan that was now currently on.

The thing was, Zane could perfectly reconstruct how the two shark pups had gotten up there. Boosting each other onto higher ledges, swinging each other by the tails to bridge gaps, climbing higher and higher until they reached the one spot no one would think to look because there shouldn’t be any plausible way for two shark pups to hide on the ceiling fan, and yet here they were.

And then Cole had accidentally turned it on.

The ground suddenly became a scramble of motion. Cole whirled around and slammed the switch so hard the plastic cracked. Everyone who wasn’t standing surged to their feet in a panic, spreading out in case one of the pups couldn’t hold on while the fan slowed to a stop-

And it seemed like one couldn’t.

Like flying out of a bench swing into a tree, the blue pup was yeeted off the fan and tumbled directly into Jay’s arms. The bullet actually knocked him off his feet, and a bolt of relief shot through Zane when he realized that neither Jay nor Robin had gotten hurt.

Above them, the now-only-red blur was starting to slow down. The fan finally stopped moving and a very dizzy Smith rolled off it, giving Zane barely enough time to lunge forward and catch him in a landing as soft as a snowdrift.

For a moment, no one breathed. Then Monty started to snicker and giggle, and then Echo joined in, and suddenly the whole room was laughing. Zane handed Smith over to Monty. He could see the pup’s eyes spinning; they’d lasted a surprisingly long time, as if used to spinning real fast (chasing tails, perhaps?), but nothing compared to the ceiling fan whipping them around.

Jay (who looked both like his soul had left his body for a moment and had an immense amount of static clinging to his scarf) handed off Robin to Echo. The group finally, finally, made their way to the bathroom with all five pups. Boreas had already gotten a bath, as had Phoenix during the amount of time it took to catch the others. Brook stood on the edge of the bathtub, shooting what Zane could only think looked like an apologetic look at Smith and Robin. The brownish-black pup had joined in the search, after all, probably thinking to get out of the bath himself.

Phoenix leapt up and body slammed Brook while the pup wasn’t paying attention. He teetered with a yelp and splashed into the water. Zane didn’t think it was possible, but Brook had such a wounded look of betrayal as fading sud bubbles stuck to his fur while Phoenix appeared to be laughing.

Some kind of weird static crackling hung in the air. Zane frowned, scratching at his ear in hopes of clearing the high-pitched wire whine, but it didn’t stop as Echo approached the bathtub. That was… strange.

Monty must have figured it out a second before it happened because the kid’s eyes widened. “Wait, don’t just suddenly drop-“

Echo opened his arms and Robin fell into the water that had at this point gone cold. For a moment the scent of ozone filled the room, and then an almighty POP rang out. The lights flickered once, like a shudder, before going out. The group was plunged into darkness with a high pitched noise Zane later registered as Jay shrieking.

Zane blinked, sensors eyes automatically adjusting to the sudden dark much faster than his friends. There was a muted splash, and Zane spotted a dazed shark pup stumbling around his feet. He carefully scooped them up, then scanned the room. Echo seemed the first to recover besides Zane, standing in front of the bathtub. Zane could almost hear the fans of his brother’s processor brain whirling to figure out what had just happened. Monty looked okay, waving one hand in front of him while the other held Smith under his arm, and over to the side stood Cole with Jay latched onto his side- quite literally, with feet off the floor- like a koala.

The backup generator kicked on and brought the brightness back. Brook heaved himself out of the bathtub and shook the water from his fur, pointing a tired glare at Robin laying stunned in Zane’s arms.

“Anyone know what just happened?” Cole asked.

Zane blinked. “Power surge. But I am unable to determine the cause of it."

Monty wrinkled his nose and opened his mouth as if to say something, then decided against it. “I think we need to make a fresh bath."

The kid was right; there was an incredible amount of dirt in the cold water, despite it being relatively clean before Brook was shoved in. Zane handed Robin to Echo (after he got the promise that his brother wouldn’t surprise the pup again) and set to work emptying the water and letting new, warm water into the tub.

It took the combined effort of all five people and three shark pups, but they finally got Robin and Smith to sit still for the bath. Zane had the sneaking suspicion it was Monty and Echo’s combined puppy-eyed look that did it. For whatever reason, Smith seemed almost completely dry after shaking his fur off once, as if the water had merely evaporated, but Zane shrugged it off. He was just happy they were finally done getting all five pups to be-

“BROOK, NO, DON’T JUMP INTO THAT MUD PUD-“

SPLASH

Well, getting all five pups to be clean for a few moments.