Hey guys so I know I said I'd come back in January and then ended up disappearing again... A lot of stuff has been going on I'm so sorry 😭
As an apology, I bring you all more redacted tweets 🙏
Guys I have not listened to a single redacted audio since the first part of the summit came out so cut me some slack if anything I post is inaccurate for a little bit
[Darien turned the volume of his phone down only a little, gleefully enduring Wyatt’s continued expletives]
Darien: Are you done?
[Darien’s speaker crackled as Wyatt threw his hand up with an agitated sigh]
Darien: It’s safe and he wanted to see you, I don’t see the problem.
Wyatt: You just wanted to fuck with me.
Darien: Well, that too.
Wyatt: He didn’t even book a rental.
Darien: I think you should let him stay with you; it’ll be.. cathartic.
Wyatt: Fuck off, Darien.
Darien: Gladly.
[Wyatt tutted as Darien hung up-.. what a dickhead. Tossing his phone onto the bed in defeat, he stomped back downstairs; the audacity of his so-called friend was immeasurably irritating sometimes…]
…
[in Komorebian]
Wyatt: I’m gonna let him stay for a few days-.. as long as it’s alright with you.
Brynn: He doesn’t remember me, does he?
Wyatt: Nope.
[Brynn squinted suspiciously; if Kian recognised her, he certainly didn’t show it]
Wyatt: Say the word and he’s gone.
Brynn: Hm, I don’t think he has enough brain cells to be a threat on his own.
Wyatt: Yeah, I doubt it-.. who knows, anyway; perhaps he’s a changed man.
[Brynn briefly returned the mirthful look in Wyatt’s eyes and snorted over her shoulder, whisking Ellis upstairs with a well-practiced air of indifference]
Kian: Putting her in her place, eh?
Wyatt: Sure…
Kian: Tch, women.
I know it’s late but I’m very bored and need a break from this angst fic (I’m stuck in the rising action)
I had very fun researching names, it’s an odd reliever, I didn’t do everyone just cuz, no <3
•David Michael Shaw
-Get it? Cuz Michael? I thought it was funny ok.
•Milo Anthony Greer
-I saw someone use it in a fic I read and I really liked it, i forgot the name tho sorryy
•Asher Kieran Talbot
-Leaned into Talbot being of Irish origin
•Samuel Henry Collins
-Gramps/hj
•Vincent Carter Jones (Solaire)
-Just throwing things around ok
•Huxley Reed
-I liked it
•Lasko Arthur Jacob Moore
-I had too much fun with it- BUT OK SO HEAR ME OUT, Lasko being part of a very wealthy family one with mansions and shit. This also adds to why he’s somewhat a very isolated person, his only company being bodyguards and butlers who never really saw him more than just the ‘the kid they worked for’
•Damien Albert (Einstein lol)
-Sofia seems like someone who’d pull that shit
•Anton Filip
-Slavic boi
•Morgan Emry Kyne
-Welsh, but not really. I looked it up, the name ‘Emry’ is not of Welsh origin, it’s just a popular misconception. Although, it is very common in Europe (Italy, France, Germany, Britain) And I also just like how it sounded.
Davey - You value a lot of things in a man: the most important being his ability to snap you in half.
Asher - You are the annoying younger sibling who is completely aware of exactly how much they can get away with via years of experience.
Milo - When people ask you what your hobbies are you say “reading” but the silent part of that answer is “fanfiction”
Vincent - I could go on for hours about all the parasocial relationships you’ve had in your life.
Sam - You’re rapidly running out of things other than yourself to blame for your problems, and honestly, it’s just a cry for help at this point.
Lasko - The people in your life have learned not to use the turn of phrase, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Because you will immediately launch into a 20 minute PowerPoint presentation with cited sources on exactly everything that could possibly go wrong.
Damien - Your parents were PTA terrorists. They were planning your bid for student council president while you were still in the womb.
Hux - For the people who think other people are always flirting with them or buttering them up, but they’re honestly just being nice and you never really learned how appropriately reciprocate that because life has taught you that everyone is always after something.
Gavin - God gave you depression and anxiety because if he didn’t, you’d be competing for his job
Avior - You’re either a burned out “gifted kid” or you only just got diagnosed with ADHD in your mid 20s. No in between.
Vega - Dear god do you love to be stepped on
Blake - You can not fix him. YOU CAN NOT FIX HIM.
Elliott - The ultimate fantasy of every demi-sexual out there.
Aaron - Depends: if you’re a straight woman, this is just everyone’s daddy fantasy. Otherwise, you’re a white gay guy. Only they would see a 1-to-1 recreation of their bully and go, “That is my husband.”
Ivan - I’m not saying you’re scary when you’re mad, I’m just saying the Venn diagram of people who have crossed you and the people you never hear from again is a circle
James - Admit it, you find degradation just a little bit hot. Just give in and go for it, it’ll be cathartic, trust me.
Anton - Literally that meme of “Thank you for changing my life.” “I’m literally a white man from Arizona mumbling and mouth-breathing into a mic.”
Geordi - “Patience of a saint” and “persistence of a rock” do not even begin to describe you. We have had nothing but radio silence from this man for 7 months.
Regulus - You just want someone to end your existence without actually killing you and honestly, valid take.
Guy - Your insecurities might scream at every person you meet, but not if you scream louder
Ollie - Your life moves from one disaster to the next and you are desperate for a shred of stability, which is probably why you’re listening to boyfriend role-play.
Morgan - There are two kinds of people in this fandom: Those who know what “19 months” means, and those who don’t.
Sona Update ❗️ and last on the roster for the D.A.M.N. Crew (Ft. Lasko<3)
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As for Freelancer, I don’t plan on creating a design for them because to me they’re still a listener— y o u whereas I picture my sona as just another character in their story if that makes sense? I still wanna leave FL up to y’all’s interpretations when it comes to my designs so you can enjoy them yk yk
Same goes for the other listeners!
(Also because some of them aka Baabe and not Cutie but still for Geordi- are just other variants of my sona aksjaksjs)
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Bonus of your Chill Water Elemental Professor during course hours-
Wyatt: I feel like this place is tainted now, like we need to open all the windows and just…
[Wyatt wafted his hands as though he could dismiss Kian’s lingering presence as easily as the wind displaced sand]
Brynn: You forget soon enough.
Wyatt: I need some air, you coming?
Brynn: Tch, like I can run anywhere-.. I am huge sea creature.
Wyatt: A whale?
Brynn: Oh, you dig your own grave-.. I stab you whilst you sleep!
[Wyatt chuckled as Brynn smacked him upside the head, only somewhat gently]
Wyatt: I don’t doubt it. Remind me to hide the knives when I get back…
…
Darien: But it was cathartic, right?
Wyatt: Hm.. you orchestrated this on purpose, didn’t you?
Darien: I’ve no idea what you’re talking about-.. enlighten me.
Wyatt: Well, let’s just say that I’m certainly less likely to regret not reaching out.
Darien: Ah.. so, it worked?
Wyatt: You’re a shrewd man, Mr. Moore.
Darien: Why, thank you!
Wyatt: So, when’re you going to visit again?
Darien: Ohh, I don’t know-.. I figured I’d let your anger dissipate a little first, I like my neck un-strangled thank you.
Wyatt: Ha-ha.
Darien: Really though, it’ll be nice not having to wonder.
Wyatt: It must be exhausting, being right all the time.
Darien: Nope! Speaking of-.. reckon he’ll wind up on Kaden’s doorstep next?
Wyatt: Probably. He doesn’t know what to do unless someone’s telling him.
Darien: Mhm, prison won’t have helped matters-.. do this, shit there, suck that, bend over.
[cackling]