#she's a buffoon

[swindlefingrs]

Iccaashkmaad (Cash) — Tempest Cleric of Selûne

(she/her)

#cash #cleric #bg3 #dragonborn #bronze dragonborn #lightning bolt lightning BOLT LIGHTNING BOLT #have you ever seen a woman so beautiful #you started crying? #she's big #she's bi #she's a buffoon #the arguments with shadowheart #have already started #i can't wait until they kiss #angstily

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

the thing is. once bella goes to volterra it’s over. she will always become a vampire. she doesn’t have a choice--she has a choice about how, maybe, and when, but only within bounds, (and only if she’s willing to give up a normal life and go on the run anyways), and her story will always end the same way. of course she’s going to pick edward, she might as well have an illusion that she’s doing it out of love!!!

twilight is a horror story

#i am a fool and a buffoon who tried to write a 'bella runs away at the wedding' fic #and i have been slamming my head against the impenetrable wall that is the volturi deal for months #so i'm thinking a lot abt this #hmm. #also it doesn't fucking help that edward keeps trying to convince her she DOES have a choice #like. eclipse is (allegedly. loosely. in a very poorly executed way.) abt bella making the choice #& dealing with its consequences #but she doesn't have a choice!!!!!!! #she can't live a human life!!!!!!!!!!!!! #that's how new moon ends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and everyone in eclipse just ignores that?!

[hiirenvirna]

just really wanted to do some character design and then immediately got super attached to this group of ruffian lesbians

#character design #oc #furry #dragon #anthro #buckshot #jackrabbit #sundew #maybelle #jackrabbit says nicknames only or i'll literally die #me: oh i'll just make some characters but i wont do anything with them :) #you fool. you buffoon. you are already planning the story with accompanying visuals #i love how sundew's little bean portrait turned out. she is a little bug.

[willowser]

WILLOWWWW i love love love your dad!bakugou stuff 😫 like omg i just can't get enough of it. also i'm not sure if you've ever done anything like this before so sorry if you have, but imagine bakugou taking his little girl to the zoo for the first time 🥺 and she's just so excited over all the animals!!

omg how cute 🥺 girl dad bakugou has a little home built right in my heart and in my head, i love it so much, i think about them constantly !! 🥺 but !! that's actually so interesting 🥺

because — i can't imagine that bakugou cares any specific way about going to the zoo; like sure, he guesses that he'll go ?? if that's what you wanna do ?? not something he would propose on his own but it's like !! 🥺 getting to witness his daughter in that environment, for the first time 🥺 not something he really thought about, but the pure joy on her face when she's seeing giraffes and elephants and all the animals that are in her little story, learn-to-read books 🥺 and the aquarium where she gets to see all the fish 🥺 and she's just so enamored by how close she can get to see them !! 🥺 how fun !! 🥺

or she wants a soft stuffed monkey that she carries with her everywhere, or some a little headband that looks like fox ears 🥺 gets a lion cookie 🥺 HOW CUTE like this isn't something he thought about doing, but he gets there and so quickly realizes, like, this is new to her ??? this is incredible and amazing and something she's never experienced in her little life, and how lucky he is to get to experience it with her THAT'S WHAT BEING A DAD IS WAAAHHHH 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷✨️

#cw children #this is so cute 🥺 #at first he's like ??? okay i guess isn’t she kind of young to care about the zoo ?? #but then yall get there and she's so excited and holding his hand and he just 🥺 quietly watches her the whole time 🥺 #HE THINKS HE'S A BUFFOON 🥺🥺 OFC IT'S ABOUT THE MAKING THE MEMORY WITH HER WAAAHHH #this actually warms my heart so much how sweet #and he's so annoying and shy but he's holding her and murmuring in her ear like 'and what sound does a lion make ?' #and then she does a RAWWRR and swipes her hand through the air like little claws and SHE JUST LOOKS SO CUTE AKFBRJAKAK #okay goodbye i need to cry face down on the floor for a sec #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[shamblingrevenant]

Narita is all of us 🙏✨

#ALSO the way aya got so jealous of him hdnfhdjsbdmf #you fool #you absolute buffoon #he ships y'all XD #aya x mitsuki #the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #the captain's log #megumu narita #istg i've fixed his tag so many times now dgdnsvsnn

[zeroducks-2]

Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but #BUT #I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS #(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either) #I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID #I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER? #NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE? #LARIAN??? HELLOOOO? #I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine! #I was so scared she was going to die! #but why is that the only cutscene I get #nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR #the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear #thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right' #'I'll be with the Emperor right...?' #and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck. #Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed #'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES #YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME

[ebongrove]

updated maeve's hairstyle and god. i want her dumb evil ass to top me

#oc: maeve solthim #cannot WAIT to make her a proper gifset (this is just for my sidebar :3) #she's a sarcastic buffoon i love her SMMMMMM #haley.txt

[darkfire359]

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd #Mazikeen has that gifset that mirrors the ‘there he is’ scene so perfectly #Pearl has ‘It’s over isn’t it’ #I feel like people won’t know Drummer and Ashford but they are both so Izzy in different ways #unrequited gay crush on someone dating the protagonist who is a buffoon #vs grizzled old guy who is an antagonist but very honorable and totally reasonable the whole time #and they both have been pirates and first mates! #Drummer’s also got that ridiculous loyalty and the angry yelling #anyway Sevika’s the loyal henchmen who loses a limb and has to deal with her boss’s much sillier interest in another character #Izzy made me like her so much more than I first did #I have not seen Birds of Prey but Victor is a masochistic gay little henchman and that seems perfect tbh? #no idea who Pash is; please tell me #Tinkerbell and Jon were also recommended for this poll and IDK the parallel but it’s funny #I also want to add an honorable mention for ‘loyal henchmen with an unrequited gay crush’ Scorpia from She-Ra #But my beloved Scorpia is way too nice and unbeat to win here

[dylanconrique]

oh i hope we get a super soft “i don’t wanna be mad at you” chenford hug and tim wipes away a single tear from lucy’s cheek.

#*and this is icarly! #you know these two lovesick buffoons are gonna end up missing each other and feeling so stupid for fighting #bonus points too if tim proclaims to her 'no ones gone out of their way for me before. i'm not used to it' #cause correct me if i'm wrong but aren't they going to be arguing over how tim got into metro???? #we all know why she did it she hated seeing tim so miserable and wanted him to be happy #but i'll bet you my life savings that that just doesn't compute in his head at all #rachel probably did things for him but they weren't together that long and i don't feel like they even saw each other that often tbh #and ashley was so controlling over him jeez #sorry i'm done jfc #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[vierandancer]

I do everything I can to make Meiko the most unserious of WOLs

#ooc. #//whilst not making her a pure crack not-to-be-heeded character ofc #// she is a buffoon when plot does not require her to be serious or Big Sister and i love her for it

[starstaiined]

trick or treat! mari yellowjackets pairing (jackiemari if you want specific but i don’t really mind) maybe? 👀

WRITER TRICK-OR-TREAT !!

DELETED SCENE // group interview, band au

It takes a few minutes for the room to settle back into anything resembling silence as Natalie struggles to keep the hula-hoop going. (She, so valiantly, refrains from flipping them off as they continue to giggle.) Mari can't help but eye the fishbowl of paper slips suspiciously. "Do I like, have to, or is passing an option?" The resulting jeers tell her all she needs to know; there's no getting out of this. With a sigh, she reaches forward and plucks the first white strip from the truth bowl.

WHO WAS YOUR BIGGEST HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

The blood rushes to her face. Oh, God. Talk about a shitty card to pull. "On second thought, I think I'm feeling a little more da-"

"Hey hey whoa whoa, you're got to answer the question, Flores!" Lottie darts forward to grab it from her hands, and Mari shifts to avoid her. Unfortunately, it's directly into Jackie, who plucks the paper from Mari's grasp.

"Who was your biggest high school crush? Oh, I know this one!" Jackie wiggles her eyebrows, lips curled into a mischievous grin as she feigns swooning and falls into Mari's lap. "Danny Mears! Oh, you were so down bad for him, MarMar. Which, just saying, you dodged a huge bullet. Heard he's like, dating his cousin or some shit."

"It's his second cousin. So it's like, technically legal." Mari manages to string together, in an attempt to soften the blow.

Tai snorts. "Wow, what a distinction. Still technically a total loser."

"Okay, he wasn't that bad—" Mari defends, but Jackie's laughter cuts her off.

"Oh God, remember his hair??"

Nat joins in from the sidelines, hula hoop clattering to the ground. "How could any of us forget??"

"Guys, give Mari a break!" Mari feels a modicum of relief as Lottie interjects, before breaking into a fanged smile. "She's never had the best taste. I mean remember—"

"He wasn't my crush." Mari blurts it out, before freezing.

"He wasn't?" Lottie echoes. She looks genuinely perplexed. The band as a whole does.

"Okay then, who was?"

"You can't say that and not elaborate."

Mari looks down, her face several shades of red. She mumbles her answer. "Jackie."

The hula hoop clatters to the ground as Nat gapes, Lottie and Tai mirroring the shell shocked expression. "You had a crush on me?" Jackie asks after a minute.

"I mean, yea, how could I not?" Mari laughs, awkward, as she rubs the back of her neck. "It was the first day of soccer try outs. You guys were helping Coach run everything and you partnered with me. You were like, like this superstar. And you told me I was really good. And after, my mom was running like really late. You could've left. I mean you must've had better things to do than sit with a stupid little freshman. But you sat down next to me and waited. I mean, you even gave me your fruit by the foot."

"They're your favorite." Jackie's expression softens, but stays unreadable.

Mari's shoulders lift into a shrug. "They weren't before that." The silence hangs for a few beats too long, feels a little too palpable, and Mari shoves the bowl at the Jackie. "Okay, I answered. Now pick up the pace. Nat's stuck losing a battle to an inanimate object until it circles back to her turn."

At the mention of Natalie's plight, Jackie's attention shifts. "Right, right. Besides, there's no use dwelling on things past."

Right. Things passed. Mari laughs, ignoring the ache in her chest as Jackie shoves her shoulder. So totally passed.

#lovestrucklovesickslut #BAND AU MY BELOVED #i know in my heart mari had the biggest crush on jackie #n jackie was completely and utterly oblivious #like the buffoon she is #yellowjackets #mari yellowjackets #jackie taylor #jackiemari #band au

[grelleswife]

Although the new chapter is ready for online release, since the Muskrat (in his infinite wisdom) has established an asinine limit on the amount of posts Twitter users can view, Sumiko is holding off on posting it until Monday.

Source

#the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #ki ni natteru hito ga otoko janakatta #arai sumiko #damn that incompetent buffoon for ruining the bird app

[not-dorian-grey]

"She does not know how precious time is, or what a task we have in hand. I must be careful not to frighten her."

Biiiiiiiiiittttttttttcccccccchhhhhhhh, please.

This is even funnier because five minutes after meeting Mina he's like "Oh nevermind you're way more competent than I am, here's my diaries and please don't judge me."

#dracula daily #Seward you moron #you absolute buffoon #she would wreck you

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

*wakes up and read that Toby Stephens will be Poseidon in Percy Jackson*

*looks up to a post I did in 2020, in another context*

*goes back to sipping my coffee, because damn the clairvoyance is strong in this clown brain of mine*

#Nemo Babbles #Toby Stephens #percy jackson #poseidon #well #what can I say #I am the greatest buffoon to ever buffoon on this earth #for context this comes from my sideblog for Dorothea #*goes back to draw whatever she was drawing*

[avalost]

Thinking a lot about how Calissa is deeply, secretly, absolutely terrified of Tristian.

It sits deep in her psyche. She doesn't know it. But it colors her interactions with him.

But she's not afraid of him in the usual way folk are afraid of him. She isn't afraid of his goodness, his holiness, his purity. He doesn't make her feel small in comparison.

No. She's afraid that he'll make her stray from her faith.

Because she was raised in the church of Iomedae, and her view is short-sighted and skewed. She believes that to honor her goddess, she has to honor the letter of the law. That's how you fight evil, how you ensure everyone is treated fairly, how you uphold justice.

To her, law is a kind of scripture.

She has a blind spot when it comes to laws that are unfair by their nature. Tristian shines a light on that blind spot, and it terrifies her. He preaches Sarenrae's tenets of compassion, forgiveness, patience. He asks her questions like "What about when you have to break the law to do the right thing?" To him, this is easy. To her, it's absolutely incomprehensible.

So she's a little abrasive. Not a lot - she's still attracted to him, after all. But sometimes she teases him about his goddess. If he asks those incomprehensible questions, she goes cold, hiding behind the mantle of the inquisitor. It scares him, when she does that, because he's reaching out with his goddess' holiest teachings and Calissa's rebuking him like he's done something offensive and wrong. She sees how it punches him in the gut when she does that, and she feels victorious. But also guilty.

But even when Calissa does that, Tristian keeps coming back. He keeps asking those same questions. With patience and kindness.

And over time, it starts to break away pieces of that shell inside her. When they defeat Hargulka and he lies beaten and asks for mercy, Calissa knows that he broke the laws of her barony and must be put to the sword. But Tristian speaks up behind her. "He deserves a second chance. Everyone does." And suddenly she's telling the troll to leave and never come back. Tristian says she improves every life she touches. Quietly, she melts.

That night, she prays to Iomedae. She asks if she's straying. She asks for forgiveness. Her goddess sends her no signs of her favor, so Calissa gets despondent.

She fails to notice that Iomedae doesn't send any signs of her wrath, either.

She falls asleep on her watch before she can wake Tristian for his turn.

#extremely normal thoughts over here #inquisitor calissa #the light of the sun #yes we have a ship tag now #she's actively WRONG about her faith I CAN'T #i'm leaving out the small matter of how tristian keeps coming back to her because SHE REMINDS HIM OF SARENRAE AAAA #i know nothing of the story so if i'm getting the characterization wrong i'm gonna feel like a big ol buffoon #pathfinder kingmaker #pfkm #tristian #ana writes things

[scrunchie-face]

I’m tired of double album theories and so I’ve decided all the “2” Easter eggs mean there will be two singles/mvs and that’s that

#she not gonna release rep you buffoons #scrunch rambles #taylor swift