#ship: jarry

[goaliekisses]

literally do not give two hoots about desmith but i’m OBSESSED with teddy

remember when he called desmith basic and said “jars? he’s perfect”

#teddy/tristan… #they sail their own ship #two sassy queens #teddy blueger #tristan jarry #pittsburgh penguins

[onlymywishfulthinking]

THEY 

#james nightingale #harry thompson #jarry #hollyoaks #lgbtsource #hollyoaksedit #lgbtedit #otp #I MISS THEM #HO BETTER BRING THEM BACK #RESURRECT HARRY NOW #*ho #*jarry #mine #my gifs #ships #20190121 #20190716

[partyinthemysterymachine]

WAIT WAIT SUNDERMASON

TBHHHHH "sundermason" is such a nice ship name, i LOVE the ring to it. love it a lot in fact, A+ hardcore capital choice. it's super cute

....... but i'm still not gonna use it anywhere ever LOL

#ches writes #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ !! i'M SORRYYY #i just. i can't!!! i cant with ship names 😔 i am So Very Olde Skewl™️ #but i rly do love 'sundermason'. def reminds me of how i'd imagine they'd combine names when they get Married™️ <3 #(tho i personally switch 'em so it's Mason-Sunderland but yanno. i HAVE used Sunderland-Mason in Certain RPs #so i'm DEFINITELY not avoidant of it LOL. yeah <3 It's Cute :3c #hehe <3) #MURDERING my Particular Friends™️ for ASSAULTING ME with Jarry tho. but 'harmes' is REALLY REALLY FUNNY TO ME TOO #U Know Who U Are <3

[pinkstarsims]

It’s the spookiest time of the year and these two live for it

Xanthe and Jarris

@darlingpixxels

#ts3 #sims 3 #sims3 #simblr #pinkstarsims #the sims #sims 3 ship #ship #darlingpixxels #oc: Jarris Oliver #Xanthe Wilde #Jarris x Xanthe

[bitethehandthatneedsme]

the wlw ships in this silly little fandom are ??? so ??? good ??? like julynn?? perfect, my best friends to lovers excellence. jarrie, oml, THE ANGST, THE PINING, ITS JUST UGH I LOVE THEM. flarrie?? the slow realization that you’re in love w the person you’ve ‘hated’ for an entire year. kayrie??? BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS:((((. AND AND AND JULIEFLYNNCARRIE????? AMAZING, OUTSTANDING, MY FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

#wlw #wlw ship #jarrie #julynn #kayrie #flarrie #jatp #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #flynn taylor #kayla jatp #carrie wilson

[malk1ns]

who’s got prompts

#am I procrastinating SGE? #yes. #you could also look at it as a warm-up #i could also go back through my other asks but #if anyone has anything new! #also accepting ships inclusive of jarry right now i just re-read beggingwolf’s nesting fic and im feeling fond of him

[icarusamica]

OH MY GOD I AM ACTUALLY SO STUPID. I SWEAR FOR THE LONGEST TIME I'VE BEEN SEEING JARRY, AND IT IS ONLY TODAY I REALISE IT STANDS FOR JACOB AND BARRY. I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION, WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BUT I APPARENTLY MADE UP MY OWN ONE DIRECTION MEMBER CALLED JOE (THINKING OF LOUIS). LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN GET INTO THAT SHIP, BUT I WAS JUST SAT HERE LIKE, OH FAIR ENOUGH, IF THEY FIND SIMILARITIES IN THE SHIPS THEN FAIR ENOUGH. AM I ACTUALLY MENTAL?

#someone sedate me #what the actual fuck #saltburn #cattonquick #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #jarry #felix x oliver #felix catton #oliver quick #one direction apparently?? #one direction member joe

[carpehistoryandthepens]

Hi Paige 👋

For the Controversial Shipping Asks: 🌹💔💘💖

HHHHHHHHIIIII!!!!!

Ship that you have as an OTP: ok. So. I have otps for each fandom I'm ever in? I can't multi-ship (those who can please have fun! but i can't ;-;) so sidgeno for hrpf, but like. also sprik for Star Trek, victuri for yuuri on ice, bitty/jack for check please. things like that.

Ship that makes you sad: Ahhhhhh, one-sided unrequited ships make me sad, but sometimes, I want to read them. So post trade fics or unrequited fics. Also, I'll read practically anything as long as it doesn't mess with my fandom otp AND has a happy ending.

Ship that is unpopular but you still like: ooooo apparently EK/tanger. but also Jarry/Ned.

Ship that needs more love: sidgenoanna. there is not enough of them.

#anonforlackofabettername

[stereax]

GOT AN IDEA

tell me whos gonna get the cup next year. like who would u say will get it. ik u cant say but who you do think it will be, lets make predictions

Hmmmmm. I did do a bit of an analysis on that a bit ago, but with Free Agency Frenzy almost fully in the rearview mirror, things have changed...

Here are my WAY too early predictions for the playoffs.

Metro -

1. Devils - Conference Leaders

2. Hurricanes

3. Rangers

4(WC2). Penguins

Atlantic -

1. Maple Leafs

2. Panthers

3. Bruins

4(WC1). Senators

Central -

1. Stars

2. Avalanche

3. Predators

4(WC1). Wild

Pacific -

1. Golden Knights - Conference Leaders

2. Oilers

3. Kraken

4(WC2). Kings

This would give us a bracket as follows:

Devils v Penguins

Hurricanes v Rangers

Maple Leafs v Senators

Panthers v Bruins

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Stars v Wild

Avalanche v Predators

Golden Knights v Kings

Oilers v Kraken

My picks to win?

Devs v Pens - Devs. Even though I give the Pens a playoff berth (which they really could blow) because of some of the good short-term moves Dubas has made to solidify the team, I really doubt they can beat the Devils in a seven-game series. Devs v Pens games always have the aura of "our grandparents threw a party and we were the only ones that came". They're just too old to make a serious Cup run. And Jarry is more often injured than not.

Canes v Rags - Rags. The top three teams in the Metro last year have what could be described as a rock-paper-scissors relationship. Devils overpower Rangers through offense, Canes stifle that offense with good defense, Rangers goaltending blocks Canes volume shooting. Plus, Shesty's mad.

Leafs v Sens - Sens. That's a hot take, but let me justify it. Despite the Leafs breaking the curse this year, they have many glaring issues - most notably, they've gotten way worse over this offseason and are even more cap-strapped than usual. They can't really acquire at the trade deadline even if they want to. On the flipside, the Senators' main issue was goaltending. They got a good goalie in Koorpisalo. I do see this going six or seven, but I honestly believe the Sens can upset the Leafs.

Cats v Bruins - Cats. The Cats already beat the Bruins last year. Arguably better Cats versus clearly worse Bruins? Not even a contest.

Stars v Wild - Stars. The Wild can't seem to crack the first round and they're dealing with $14.7m in dead cap. Contrast with the Stars, who are able to make deep runs for the Cup and don't have $14.7m less to play with. Easy choice here.

Avs v Preds - Preds. The Preds made some really good moves in free agency, adding Ryan O'Reilly and Luke Schenn, among others. The Avs lost their captain for another year and coped by signing Miles Wood to a 6x2.5. Holy overpay. It's almost like they're trying not to contend.

Knights v Kings - Knights. The Kings are an aging husk of a team that managed to lose the PLD trade where Winnipeg was begging for anyone to take him. The Knights just won the Cup. How is this a contest?

Oilers v Kraken - Kraken. The Kraken have depth and have four solid lines of players. The Oilers shipped off Yamamoto and Kostin to the Red Wings for literal table scraps. Darnell Nurse is on one of The contracts in history. Campbell is massively underperforming. C'mon, further the tragedy of the Edmonton Oilers. I know you want to.

Round 2 becomes:

Devils v Rangers

Panthers v Senators

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Stars v Predators

Knights v Kraken

Predictions:

Devs v Rags - Devs. Shesty probably gets a panic attack when he sees Timo's smiling face. The Devils have learned that the speed game is paramount for them (which is what they use to beat the Penguins as well) and they can track meet the Rangers seven days a week. This really becomes Devils Offense versus Shesterkin. I think the Devils win this one.

Cats v Sens - Cats. This one's gonna set some penalty minute records. The Tkachuks are going to kill each other and their teams' penalty kills. While the Sens upsetting the Cats would be ironic and further a Senators Cinderella Run, I think the Cats win here. I mean, one solid hit on Stützle and half the offense is gone.

Stars v Preds - Stars. The Predators have a Saros, the Stars have an Oettinger. What the Stars have is their top point scorer NOT being a defenseman. That's right - the Preds' top point scorer last year was a defenseman (Roman Josi). I put the Preds above the Avs because the Avs are seemingly trying to be bad now, but I can't put them above the Stars.

Knights v Kraken - Kraken. I just want to see a battle of the expansion teams in the playoffs. Giving the edge to the Kraken only because of Knights playoff fatigue, but it can go either way. Just make it happen, Bettman. That's all I want.

So the Conference Finals become:

Devils v Panthers

Stars v Kraken

My predictions here?

Devs v Cats - Cats. This one could REALLY go either way. I'm giving it to the Panthers because they're a more physical team that the Devils have historically struggled with. Expect this to go to six or seven if nobody's injured.

Stars v Kraken - Stars. I think the Stars beat the Kraken seven days a week. There's no real reason for this (maybe outside of Oetter>Grubi) but just a general vibe that the Stars are just the better team in that matchup.

So your Stanley Cup Final is:

Cats v Stars.

And my winner?

Stars. Anything can happen in the Stanley Cup Playoffs. This one can go either way (damn, I've said that before). I'm calling Stars in six or seven because I think they can be slightly more consistent over the Cats, who can be notorious for being hot and cold. Once again, injuries will play a big role here - if Robertson, for example, is out of commission, the scales tip drastically towards the Cats. If Benn is injured it might be better for the Stars...

#stereanswers #stereanalysis

[sparklecarehospital]

what is barry x jay or uni x jays ship name

Jarry and Jayni I think!

#answers

[coffee-at-annies]

4, 17: Rusty

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

Idk if I’d put him somewhere specific. I think a genre like a mafia au would be very fun but idk if Rusty the person would have as much fun as Rusty the character.

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

Honestly Rusty gets so little hrpf love that it’s hard to have a favorite ship. I enjoy Rusty/Jarry but that’s just cause Jars is my blorbo. One that I’m fine with is I think Sid/Rusty or Sid/Geno/Rusty just cause half the time it feels like Rusty is third wheeling the relationship rather than being an equal.

Character asks

#asks answered #podcasts-8-my-heart #character asks #rpf mention

[altercation-bureau]

Good example of how I’ve never been great at relating with my peers: when I was in my 20s I went through a series of blorbos like any neurodivergent dork that I engaged with just like Tumblr likes to with fandoms, except that the characters in question were

Baron Munchausen (both Erich Raspe’s 1785 version and Terry Gilliam’s 1988)

Vladimir and Estragon from Samuel Beckett’s 1952 “Waiting for Godot”

Pere Ubu from Alfred Jarry’s 1890s plays “Ubu Roi”, “Ubu Cocu”, and “Ubu Enchainé”

I wasn’t huge on shipping but for some reason my way of engaging with them was to develop toyetic adventure cartoons for each of them

#homages #baron munchausen #waiting for godot #ubu roi

[eusuntgratie]

trick or treat 🎃

i don't have any tanger/jarry actually in the works for you (what's their ship name i need a tumblr tag argh) BUT i did find this lovely little note/idea i left for myself... hmm.. intriguing...

While I'm on an alpha Kris roll I could have him be the suitor that tames the bitchiest omega princess in the land by out-bitching him

#trick or treat #grace writes #or more accurately: #grace has twelve billion ideas a day and occasionally writes one of them #👻🎃🦇

[bitethehandthatneedsme]

“julie and carrie had a falling out” sounds cool but “carrie fell in love w julie and distanced herself bc she couldn’t understand what she was feelings,” sounds cooler and better!!!!

#jatp #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #wlw #carrie wilson #wlw ship #jarrie #julie x carrie #carrie x julie #julie molina x carrie wilson #julie and the fat ones #renew jatp

[lieutenantjarry]

╱ The AU portrayal of the canon character of Althea Jarry in the series of Sons of Anarchy. Descriptive, literate and active. Planned ship.

↺ + ♡

[ruleofrosethorns]

okay, what is the ship name for James Sunderland x Harry Mason? Jarry? Hames? Masonland? Sundermason? honestly, i think i might go with Sundermason 🤷

#they're an otp of mine honestly #james sunderland #harry mason #silent hill