#so i just added this to the queue lmfao

[oflgtfol]

the tension between not rlly being into a ship, where i didnt expect it to exist, but in hindsight understanding why other people may like it, but still not rlly being into it, but being inundated with THEEEE coolest fanart for this ship that i 100% want to reblog bc its cool as fuck, but like, not as an endorsement of the ship, bc again i dont rlly. Care. but its not that im avoiding endorsement bc its a bad ship im just avoiding endorsement bc i dont want to give the false impression that i am actually a fan. But also the fanart is so fucking cool

#this is about the guys from p*thologic LMFAO #censoring to avoid tags #LIKE IT NEVER CROSSED MY MIND - then again i havent watched or played the game - but also like #in hindsight why am i surprised. #like i understand i guess why others are into it #but i think daniil is too much of an ass for me to really care about who hes dating LMAO 😭 #thats what it boils down to really #BUT THE FANART IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DX #so yeah if i start adding these tings to my queue #and you all get flooded with me reblogging these things like a month from now #just remember. i dont actually care about the ship i just love cool fanart #brot posts #patho posting

[lovphobic]

2 hr 27 m 2 hr 36 m 5hr 3m 1 hr 54 m 2 hr 8 m 4hr 2m 2 hr 12 m (..............) 1 hr 40 m 3hr 52m 2 hr 1 m 1 hr 6 m* 1 hr 14 m 4hr 21m

5 hr 3 m 4 hr 2 m 9hr 5m

3 hr 52 m 4 hr 21m 8hr 13m

9 hr 5 m 8 hr 13 m 17hr 18m. no i am not ok. heart

#the asterisk is bc im still. working thru my queue so it may or may not change after posting this. but GOD. #well. i just added a new song. so its 4m6s off LMFAO #but it still.. holds. #ARARARARARARARARRARARARA

[myysaints]

sugardaddy fernando alonso with a controversial age gap 👀🥲

°˖ ⊹ ꒰ FA14 ꒱ PAPER RINGS ─ FERNANDO ALONSO

FERNANDO ALONSO x f!sugar baby!reader

⌗︙・ summary — you and fernando soft launch your relationship

genre — fluff, socmed au, fc: bbyambi on ig

notes — hi guysss sorry for being mia! i'm back and have a ton of fics in queue, so get ready :) i had a ton of fun writing this, just some lighthearted fluff of nando showing off his girl. hope you enjoy! apologies for the google translated spanish, i tried my best :,)

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fernandoalo_oficial   Thanks to boss for the great night. #BeYourOwnBOSS

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aussiegrit   Looking sharp!

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user1   SOFT LAUNCH HELLOOOOO?????

user2   someone cooked here….

user3   the fact that his girl probably had to teach him how to soft launch 😭😭

user4   omfg youre so right… and she looks so young too he probably had no idea what soft launching even means 💀

user5   idk is anyone else kinda weirded out like… shes so young

user6   Bffr you can barely see her face and even then they’re two consenting adults

yourusername   oh la la! fancy 🥂

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yourusername   Date night

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chloestroll   gorgeous girl

yourusername   all you mama

user1   angellll omfg

user2   why is everyone and their mother soft launching ????

user3   bf reveal WHEN

user4   lol wouldn’t it be funny if her man was fernando

user5   lmfao how did you even get to that conclusion user4   i mean fernando soft launched his gf yesterday user6   lol why do i see it.. and the girl in his pic is wearing a similar dress to y/n…. user7   yall r insane jajaja

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fernandoalo_oficial   “Dump”.

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yourusername   🐈

fernandoalo_oficial   🐱 user1   so they flirting in the comments now huh….

user2   ENOUGH WITH THE SOFT LAUNCHING !!!! TELL US HER NAME

user3   it’s yourusername for sure user4   yeah lol check her highlights she posted the same exact flowers two days ago

user5   i just cant get over the age gap shes too young for him

user6   how do u guys even know her age??? user7   i mean she looks pretty obviously young or younger than him lmfao

user8   DID YALL SEE THE NEW ARTICLE ABOUT Y/N…

user9   WHAT ARTICLE

www.myysaints.com

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(Enjoy yourself, my queen)

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yourusername   yeah he loves spoiling me, so what?

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chloestroll   Girls outing when??? 🥺

yourusername   i’ll text u !!!

user1   WHO ELSE CAME HERE AFTER FERNANDOS STORY

user2   literally the way i RAN to the comments omfg

user3   PERIOD tell the haters girl

user4   pretty rich and has a hot bf…. shes living the dream life fr 😭

user5   more like her bf is rich 💀 shes such a gold digger lmfao user6   literally like all this proves is that shes with him for the money user7   yall stay pressed lmfao talk about fan behaviour user8   Fr like who cares 😐 Clearly Fernando is ok with her spending his money

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yourusername   finally at the age where i can properly have a midlife crisis #happy25

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fernandoalo_oficial   Happy birthday mi princessa, you deserve all the flowers and gifts in the world. Te amo.

yourusername   love you forever, always yours xx

francisca.cgomes   Did Fernando bake the cake?

yourusername   it was a joint effort, i tried to salvage it with the frosting 😭

chloestroll   noooo I thought your birthday wasn’t for another week! I haven’t got your present yet….

yourusername   it is next week chlo!! me and fernando just celebrated early since he’s got back to back races on my birthday week :( chloestroll   Oh thank god… That I didn’t get it mixed up i mean! But it’s okay we’ll spend your birthday together gorgeous!! yourusername   😽😽 fernandoalo_oficial   Hey watch it chloestroll 😠

user1   nando really showing his age with those emojis huh 😭

user2   SHES ONLY 25?????? wtf do they even have in common…

user3   no literally like what the fuck do they even talk about when theyre together user4   you guys make it sound like hes an actual fossil bruh they can have regular ass convos together you know 💀💀            Liked by yourusername

user5   ngl the age gap is kinda icky but theyre growing on me istg 😭😭

user6   fr nando better WIFE HER UP !!!! 🗣🗣🗣

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yourusername   reunited!

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fernandoalo_oficial   🍝🍝

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fernandoalo_oficial   mi princessa

yourusername   thank you papi ;)

user1   theyre being sickeningly cute in the comments ohmygod

user2   what a great night to take a bath with my toaster!!!

user3   if you look closely you can see me ramming my head into the wall….

user4   THE IT COUPLE !!!!!

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fernandoalo_oficial   My lucky charm 🍝🍀

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fernandoalo_oficial   🍀 = Basil 😂😂

yourusername   you’re such a dinosaur omfg fernandoalo_oficial   🦖

user1   Mom come pick me up…. They’re flirting in the comments again….

user2   theyre so cute it makes me actually sick to my stomach

user3   Love how everyone switched up on them 💀 anyways i been a supporter since day 1!!!

user4   she posted that tweet and shut the haters up fr!!!

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yourusername   i like shiny things but i’d marry you with paper rings 💍  it’s you and me together forever my love, thank you for the best birthday ever!

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aussigrit   Congrats you two!

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chloestroll   So excited to be your bridesmaid 🥹 Sending all my love to you and Nando!

yourusername   thank uuu chlo!

lewishamilton   🎉🎉

yourusername   thanks lewis! we gonna see roscoe at the wedding? roscoelovescoco   You betcha 🐶

user1   SO SHE WAS TROLLING US THE WHOLE TIME

user2   the way my heart actually stopped working for a moment when she tweeted that… girl u are SICK

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user3   PARENTS !!!! PA 👏 RENTS 👏

fernandoalo_oficial   Forever my girl ❤️

yourusername   forever yours ❤️

#fernando alonso x reader #fernando alonso imagine #fernando alonso instagram au #fernando alonso social media au #fernando alonso #fa14 #alonso #aston martin #f1 social media au #f1 instagram au #f1 x reader #f1 #formula 1 #f1 imagine #˖⁺‧₊˚ 📂 ── my writing #꒰ ⁺‧₊˚ [🏁] formula 1

[th3-wh0le-c1rcus]

hey it’s me 🥺🥺 please…adam fluff and smut headcannons. im begging pookie 😔😔.

i added a tiny tiny smidge of angst just for fun 🥰 ignore how bad these are bbg

WARNINGS ~ mentions of smoking, fighting, and yelling

TYPE ~ fluff headcanons (dating Adam)

READER ~ not specified

PDA 😗

i don’t even think i need to explain why this is canon

bros hands are all over you 24/7. On your shoulders, hands, waist, thighs

also he likes to take advantage of situations where you’re forced to be really close to he can “accidentally” put his hand on you…

s o m e w h e r e…

yk like trams/trains and shit bc everyone has to stand up and it’s all squashed ew 

it doesn’t matter who’s there or where you are but Adam will always find a reason to touch you.

obviously unless you’re uncomfortable with it 

then he’ll (at least try to) restrain from being so physically clingy LMAO

CONFESSION 😨

100% gets Lawrence to do it for him little pussy. 

Lawrence didn’t know what to say so when he asked Adam all he said was “idk just do it please it’s not that hard” 

(if it’s not that hard why you can’t you do it yourself ugh)

but then gave him a whole ass script (which was full of bad grammar so it made no sense)

on the day of the confession he just hid behind a tree or something while Lawrence told you what Adam wanted him to say

and you literally saw Adam hiding from the start so you knew what was happening 💀

obviously everything went well and you said you liked him 

so Adam proceeded to literally tell everyone he could contact and brag about you

“yeah i have a S/O and you don’t haha”

“yo did you hear? i’m dating now 💪💪💪”

queue numbers my temporex <33

NICKNAMES 😝

okay tbh Adam’s only nickname for you is literally just ‘babe’

other than that he just calls you by your name

but he does do this thing sometimes where he comes up with the most obscure random dumb nicknames he can think of and calls you them all day as they progressively get weirder and weirder just to mess with you

bro called you his sexy microwave oven once <333

DATES ❤️

Adam the typa whippersnapper to take you rollerskating as your first date

and then take photos of you when you fall and fucking break your leg

definitely gets you mcdonald’s for dinner because wtf else can he afford 😭

sometimes for dates, you two just doing terrible photoshoots in public areas 

but like really weird places you wouldn’t normally do photoshoots at

like outside public restrooms LMFAO

also can i just say he has SO MANY FUCKING PHOTOS OF YOU ON HIS WALL

anyone who comes in his room for the first time is probably gonna think he’s some sort of stalker 

FIGHTING 🙁

it breaks my heart to write this it really does 

despite how well you two get along, you fight frequently

mainly over Adams smoking problem

when y’all fight it’s mainly just Adam yelling random things at you that sometimes don’t even relate to the argument

he’ll call you annoying or crazy for always pestering him about it

never will apologise unless you do it first, he’s too prideful for that

he also fails to “talk things out” after you both calm down because he just cannot talk about his emotions

so he usually goes for a walk (or a smoke)

he’s such an independent alpha guys😍

but you two sleep it off, there’s no way you can break up over a fight, your bond is too strong!

smut headcanons: (real)

lol u thought

#ace writes trash #saw franchise #saw #saw 2005 #saw i #adam faulkner stanheight #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight x reader #adam stanheight x reader #saw headcanons #lawrence gordon #THESE ARE SO BAD HELP PLS

[eliteseven]

Lmao, I am here to help you fend off the angst

Let's see....oh! Tav and Shadowheart end up with a horse and a piglet

The horse because Shadowheart talked Serena (didn't take much let's be honest) into it as a means for transportation or help around the farm or whatnot. But said horse has now never known a day of work in its life. It just gets to happily trot about the pasture when Shadowheart isn't braiding it's tail of course. Cats get to nap on its back when it's staying still to enjoy the sunshine, and it loves Shadowhearts cow

And the piglet, well you see that happens because the two had taken their wee lil baby into town one day and while passing another farm they saw the pigs and took their lil munchkin closer to see the babies. Queue the lil one grasping into the tail of the one they deemed the cutest and refusing to let go. So poor Tav had to walk up to the farm house and explain the situation to the old couple there in order to buy the pig

I love them adding animals to their care!!

bc they already have so many…but no one has the heart to keep Shadowheart from her nurturing, loving tendencies now that she’s reconnecting with this side of herself, (especially after what she’s been through).

And then their child coming along and doing the same thing, with a little carbon copy of Shadowheart’s big doe eyes 🥹 Tav is a GONER. The word “no” does not exist in her vocabulary for either of them.

A new horse? A piglet? A feral raccoon the baby has laid eyes on and would like to bring home bc it reminds her of Auntie Isobel? Sounds like a job for poor Lady Tav (she’s fallen so far from her lofty position in life💀). She’ll wrangle it. And Tav just…coming back bloodied with new scratches lmfao. It’s a good thing her wife is a healer…

#nls series #bg3 #shadowheart #shadowheart x tav #oc: serena tavyndír #anonymous #ask

[citriosis]

about

lemon / lem

23

they/them (occasional eldritch he/him)

black aroace(spec) lesbian

eldritch horror contained in a lemon

that's right, folks, after a little over a year, this is now The Main Blog™. it's about goddamn time lol. that means all likes will come straight from the source; this funky little lemon living in a crt tv. yippee.

more info under the cut (not mega important but it could be nice to have!)

socials

writing + ttrpg sideblog: @here-comes-the-bard (mostly for bigger things, character tags stick here :})

language learning sideblog: @citrijp (currently on hiatus for a mental health break)

the sims sideblog: @citriosims

pinterest: citriosis

twitter: citriosis (almost never used but it's there)

writing (especially about ttrpg blorbos)/storytelling + character analysis

interests

bold = currently brain full of it (will probably forget to change this lmfao)

music. just music in general. but talk to me abt ghost and pals + vane lily especially

speedruns + history thereof

undertale, deltarune, and undertale yellow + theorizing about them

avatar: the last airbender

mario games + spin-offs

psychology

honestly science in general

ace attorney

language learning (jp)

final fantasy XIV (still working through 6.0 hahaha help)

ttrpgs

animal crossing (new leaf + new horizons)

stardew valley

the sims (especially 2+3)

project mili

pizza tower

definitely not everything. but a lot of things. and if you like those things. bats my lashes at you. hi.

tags

(again this isn't all of them bc i have a terrible memory. consider this a WIP and an optional read.)

-> general

#; the citrus speaks - one fruit talks too much (i.e., posts that i made myself or added to)

#; the citrus answers - might be a bit presumptuous but one fruit answers asks

#; citrus jams - one fruit subjects you to their music taste (threat)

#; reblog + #; i'd do anything for queue - reblogs and queued posts

#; lemon's inane ramblings - rambles in the tags OR a post that's not really a thesis and is just me going bananas

#; lemon thesis moment - i will inevitably forget that i have a writing/ttrpg account so this is for character analysis rambles

-> media/other interests

#; the ttrpg tag(tm) - The TTRPG Tag™

#; the pen is mightier! - writing tag

#; gay-ce attorney - ace attorney. mostly narumitsu, hence the name

#; critically acclaimed mmorpg - ffxiv

#; DIGITAL HALLUCINATIONS - the amazing cigital circus

#; stardews and stardon'ts - stardew valley

#; everything changed when the fire nation attacks - atla

#; i don't go here (but you do and ily) - things my friends really enjoy + rb about a lot that i may not know shit about but still enjoy their enjoyment of

-> characters + ships

#; this bard needs therapy - yaevinn baines of posada tag

#; healing hands - nithvinn (yaevinn and his partner, nithral) tag

#; cryophobia - vian tag

#; sunsnow - vinkaide (vian and their partner, kinkaide) tag

-> misc

#; love women and love loving women - local lesbian loves women in a queer way. in other news, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

again, there are more—like a lot more—and eventually this will be a definitive list with links and shit which is why it's at the bottom, but i'm forgetful

#; the citrus speaks

[angelmateria]

hey besties !! sorry I was mia for so long I was literally just playing video games lmfao infinite wealth, p3 reload, and ff7 rebirth all coming out back to back had me in the dungeons (my bedroom) but I will now be adding a bunch of stuff to my queue and should go back to regular posting :3 <3

[crackedpumpkin]

“Chicken and croffles” I had flashbacks at that man. There’s this person I watch and they were telling their story of trying to rizz someone through food, and by rizz I mean they tried to impress an attractive waiter, but fumbled a bit and ordered chicken and waffles. He got so nervous they ordered the first thing he saw, which was chicken and waffles. How attractive was this waiter? So attractive that his friends literally had to warn them and also tried to clean him up a bit to look more presentable LMAO

Really liked this chapter!!! Love the sceneries and how Miles and “Ray Paynt” interacted!!!! Something about how you write feels real, like even in the little things with Miles’ “It’s a choice.” And when dragging him along to the cafe at an unexpected notice. Stop writing food so deliciously it’s nearly 8am for me and I’m wanting some nice fruit-ade or something!!! 😭/pos

From one Michael to another, MICHAEL STAHP WITH THE TOUCHING YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR WILLYIAM CHOPPED OFF FR

omfg i felt that fr im not even kidding. what i would give to be on the receiving end of that starstruckness.... okay in all honesty I'd probably be that very dude dropping my utensils.

WAIT OKAY STORY TIME BECAUSE IVE GOT ONE OF MY OWN:

So i recently went to korea in june and i went with 2 other friends who went to queue up at the NIKE store in the morning for their customization stuff right? So I wake up later and i go grab a coffee first at this store my friend recommended because it's cheap + rly good.

As such, I casually stroll along the street with my earbuds in bc im cool and swag and feeling myself right? I finally find this coffee shop and step up to the counter to order, except what do i see?

A GORGEOUS, STUNNING GIRL MANNING THE CASHIER.

At this point i am in full blown panic. I have never met anyone so pretty in my life. Her hair was silky smooth and dyed a light platinum-ish shade, and her makeup was flawless. her skin? dewy like a morning glory in bloom. Her entire figure and being? goddesslike.

at this point i am sweating buckets just from the thought of talking to her. but it's fine, right? its just a cup of coffee. i can do this.

i then proceed to ABSOLUTELY FUMBLE MY WORDS.

I just wanted this pretty drink called a franobe guys. thats all i wanted. but i got so shy and she couldnt hear me saying franobe so she kept going 'ah, latte?' and guys. i almost died on the spot.

I repeated it like 2x before she got what i was trying to say. Quick PSA that i am not fluent in korean at all, and understand more than i can speak. she asks me something in korean and i just go 'ne?' with wideass eyes like id just seen my newborn child or some shit.

anyway i finally manage to pay and get my drink and i walk away with my head practically in my hands. up till this day i am paranoid she thinks im an idiot. this is my chicken and croffles story for all you guys out there.

also im straight but this is one of the rare exceptions i lost my composure fr. what can i say? im w e ak.

im really glad you liked this chapter !! if it's one trait i could've given my characters or reader oc its the endless funds to go cafe hopping. cafe hopping is so, so fun, but so, so expensive like goddamn let me live my main character life in peace fr....

it's euphoric to hear that you liked the little moments !! i enjoyed thinking through those and just going like ah yes, he would say this! i really love writing or thinking about the small moments that lead up to the big picture. (also @buthowboutno-spamming gave me such great advice regarding this, and i wouldnt have been able to flesh out my fic and vision if not for his advice)

michael deserves to get his dick chopped off fr. but it's okay!! I plan for all my characters to go through developmental arcs lmfao, ive gotten too attached to the two idiots to let go of their potential now :)

Go get some fruit-ade or make some yourself bro it's super easy super good. lmk if you want a recipe and im more than happy to provide~

#CPRambles

[quincyhorst]

Inazuma Eleven Champions League

For those who don't have/don't use Xitter much, there is quite a promiment modding community in regards to Inazuma, with the Great Road mod being the most well known (And with a reason, since they've managed to combine GO + AreOri + extras in the IE3 ROM). As a way to promote itself, the main account has been hosting a simulated Champions League tournament, with both original and mod-exclusive characters filling the well known european teams.

I cannot describe enough how incredibly well this project has been handled so far, and I really want to give a shotuout to both the organizers as well as the whole modding team for their efforts. I'll leave their YT channel + Xitter account below!

https://twitter.com/IEGreatRoadMod

At the time I'm queueing this, the last Round 2 match has ended and we'll be into the final now, meaning we'll have some proper eliminations soon enough. That being said, before that happens I'd love to dedicate at least one post to this project.

Obviously with the focus being european teams there's found to be some Euro B characters here and there, sometimes having relevance for the better or the worst. I'll use this post to share my favorite moments of these first rounds so far - alongisde linking the original videos/matches.

Real Madrid vs Manchester City

In this ROM, Querardo gets the fanmade move Lion Gate... Which is from Li Hao's team..... Hahaha................... 🥲

(I have conflicting feelings about seeing him on Real Madrid, but that's beside the point...)

He also got Matador Feinto'd LMFAO

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Inter Milan vs Paris Saint German

Jonas has quite the participation on Inter Milan, he even gets to collaborate in some shots :')

Not EuroB perse, but... Angeloooooo 🥺👼 (Also, battle of the tiny :3)

Barcelona vs Liverpool (+ Atletico Madrid vs Manchester United)

Matching pictures for you and your bestie who only serve as to be ridiculed by rival hissatsus :(

(I don't really get why Rafael got added on Barcelona, I just cannot see him there at all. Oh well... There are worse choices here, like Clario being at Real Madrid)

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Ajax vs Manchester United

Julien doing Aikido with a demon (Typical)

I've never seen this keeper losing animation before, AND I ADORE IT ASKDÑKAFSDÑF. IT GOES SO WELL WITH FER!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Though if you are a Fermín fan like me, I don't recommend watching the match at all; the whole thing felt like this:

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Paris Saint German vs Chelsea

Hezekiel :3

Blud thinks he's Fermín Sánchez 😭🐂

Unironically this goes hard

(Both Thorsten and Hezekiel did so much this match, it's painful to see....)

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Porto vs Barcelona

Inspired by recent events, Kidou decided to teach Rafa how to fly like a superhero (?)

Here's Mikel on Porto ò_ó I love seeing him there!!! It does give me validation to my "Mikel is part portuguese" headcanon LMFAO

He also got to shoot, and even if he failed (And was partially mocked by the live chat) I'm still proud of him 💔

Seeing Mikel and Rafael oppose each other is painful, too..........

If Real Madrid and Porto ever get a VS then idk what will be of me. I will be watching a real life divorce unfold or smth

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Manchester City vs Borussia Dortmund

YEET

...Yeah, no way Ern lived after this. (Also wtf Jan betraying your former teammate)

No context for this but it also goes HARD. It's the power of the kartoffelsalat for me 🫡

I'm sure there's more moments with EB out there, but... I don't remember. Watch the matches by yourself, and tell me what you find, okay? ~

#euro b talk #red matador #rose griffon #brockenborg #orpheus #the great horn #too many characters to tag so i'll just put the teams #Btw I only like Querardo in Real Madrid as to antagonize Clario #...Yet the tourney seems to be DEAD SET on keeping Clario on RM too. Why....? #Maybe they don't want to divorce over a match; who knows (????????

[unverredumatcha]

I was once posting a pic of this and it was a flop and it is okay because i think i know why. Because.... WHY the food stall uses a country as its' name?!?!

I need to explain about it.

So, after i took this photo, idk, i was just curious so i googled what Prasmanan meant. Prasmanan is an independent style of picking your own choice of food and beverages. I know, sounds like a buffét. It is INDEED a buffét.Prasmanan actually means "Fransman" in Dutch. Prasmanan is a pun (?? Idk how to say it in English, i just know the word in mine is Plesetan (dari kata tersebut)) from the word of Fransman itself. F is changed into P because Indonesian people (especially *ahem* my tribe (i'm not proud of this fact tbh)) frequently interchange the pronouncations of these alphabets, F and P. Then adding "An" so it is identified as a noun word.

The story behind this is crazy. It is well-known Indonesia is colonized by Dutch. Nah, here comes the interesting part. After Dutch is conquered by Napoleon and he appointed Louis to rule Dutch, Louis sent Daendels to govern in Batavia (Jakarta). Daendels was a rebel to his own country. He was very fond of French Revolution and its ideologies. He idgaf the warning from the Netherlands. He was, indeed, ruled the land like he had no care in this world. I remember i read somewhere that even though French Revolution was open for all religions to practice their faiths and didn't restrict it, Daendels was torn apart about this. He decided he allowed religion pratice, but restricted and was very strict about it. He feared it had the power to conquer and the civilians would have an idea to rebel, since this was easy for the local religion practitioner like ustadz to gain sympathy and attention from the civilians. He fearead the attention wasn't purely about religion practice anymore.

Here arrived the French people to Indonesia. The French and the Dutch ate in the same room. The French had different approach of dining in style✨️ the French would make a queue beside what we call buffét. They took their own choice of food, walked out of the queue and then sat. This, made the Dutch irritated. Their food was always delivered by the staff to their dining table. THE DUTCH WERE JEALOUS OVER THE FRENCH. The dutch didn't want the French to be over independent (this is their standars and really dude??) The Dutch often muttering "Deze Fransman, die Fransman" and it was not comprehensible to the locals. I think this happened first in Cirebon, but i was not sure. So, the locals caught the word "Pransman" later Prasmanan. Remember, the locals didn't know what "Fransman" was. They thought that was a noun or an object, not a Frenchman. Heck, they didn't know French people existed and came here! They thought Frenchman was also Dutchman😭😭!!

My inner voice : Go get your snacks the whities are fighting each other over something ridiculous.

Here also comes an interesting part. All Indonesians know eating with prasmanan style is a trend EXCEPT for the Chinese people and Chinese-Indonesians that reside in South Sumatra. Until to this second, in South Sumatra especially its' capital, Palembang, whenever they have weddings (or any occassions), they offer many options of dining styles. One of it is prasmanan, but it is not written as "prasmanan" but as "manger à la français". BOY THEY KNOW SOMETHING. This shocks me lmfao.

All of us : "We been eating French people?"

The Chinese-Indonesian : "Yes, you are."

All of us :

The Chinese-Indonesian : "?"

France colonized us INDIRECTLY, but it is what it is i guess.Nah, because, cadeau means gift, right? It is very common in Indonesia to say "kado" means gift. I wonder from what influence we got to adapt the word.

And no, we ain't apologizing for using this word XD i individually think this is very neat.

#napoleonic #french revolution #napoleon bonaparte #napoleonic era #frev

[zoyazenik]

i know what you’re thinking “emily, you said you were going to be more active” “emily, you said you had hotd ocs coming” and listen. you’re so right, im a liar and a mess. im trying. i just added a bunch of posts to my queue and im working on finishing up my intro set for vaella targaryen and gareth tully. but until then, i’ll leave you with a list of my hotd/got ocs that are coming.

vaella targaryen (ft. her beloved love interest, gareth tully) in hotd

lysara cerwyn, the beloved wife to harwin strong, and their twins (who will take over narration after the inevitable), Lucamore II Strong (a.k.a Luca) and Aregelle Strong (a.k.a Arra)

an unnamed rhaenyra targaryen oc (a baratheon)

an unnamed aemond targaryen oc with a sick ass plot but i just came up with it last night lmfao

xenia qorgyle (was introduced on my main blog like two years ago, the wife of robb stark)

samiya vaith (a tyrion lannister oc, my beloved)

#emily.txt #fyeahhotdocs #fyeahgotocs #vaella targaryen #gareth tully #lysara cerwin #luca strong #arra strong #xenia qorgyle #samiya vaith

[forbidding-souda]

Hey mod souda I love your posts I'm exited for mid June rest well :)

Heyy lovie :> I'm already writing and saving up that queue for when the day comes.

Have I completed any posts? No! LOL! But I've added a bunch of like writing to some. I'm actually almost done with my beloved hagakure lover's request. So - first post back will be a Hagakure one! If I work this right, the two ones after that are native entity related (long time forbidding souda fans know which one - what a funny situation that was) and then a Deaf S/O one!

That's the update! I still haven't decided on a day to return. Sometime after the 11th, uhhhhhhhh no later than the 22nd. 11-22? Leaning towards 19 or 18 man I have no idea I'm just talking at this point LMFAO

-Mod Souda

#not an imagine #not an ask

[solitarelee]

Babe! You're back!! I was mildly concerned, because you didn't even have shit popping out of the queue. Glad you had fun and are not dead.

In other news, since I started using spotify, I've gotten two flavor of ads: Are You Addicted To Drugs? Stop Being Addicted To Drugs and You Obviously Have Small Children.

Why.

LOL! I have spotify student; I'll probably drop the paid subscription after I graduate and switch to something else tho. As much as I love like, the DJ feature and stuff (finally a relatively non-evil use of AI! go ahead, train it on my musical tastes, just please don't try and use it to influence my mood around an election or something lmfao), the recent UI change for desktop made it soooooooo hard to get around and find things. :/ Feedback has been so negative and they've just ignored every bit of it. IMO when companies start doing that it's the beginning of the end, they start thinking they're too big to fail and smash feature after feature knowing that most people are too busy to want to change to something new since it's such an effort. I'll probably go back to finding new music thru youtube congregate channels and start downloading again... sigh. Takes up so much gd space.

If ur interested, there are apps u can download that are just free spotify premium, I'm sure my followers can rec some (too lazy to do the research rn lol). I found the ads on spotify to be wildly obtrusive and never used it on mobile until I got ad free. I swear they're even worse than youtube ads, and youtube really sets the bar for shittiest ads these days.

#solitaretalk

[aviiatrix-archived]

// sorry I haven’t been around today, I’ve been extremely brain foggy and just not in a good state of mind, but I’ll be back at it tomorrow. ❤️ I may try to answer a few things if I can focus since I did sleep all day (scarily so but eh LMFAO I’d be more worried if I did it more often) however, it likely won’t be much until tomorrow/later today technically here that I do more than that. However, tomorrow I’ll be focused mainly on replies that haven’t been touched in a while, but replies that are recent I’ll still be doing kinda sporadically in between. Mostly because I’m excited for everything I have so it’s hard not to want to attack all of it LMFAO. In the future I may be utilizing my queue, but only due to me returning to work when I’ve got stuff like a good med combo figured out. But I am doing my best to get everything finished. I’ve also been meaning to add a Star Wars verse that I’ve had thought out for Riv for a while and the upcoming season of Mandalorian has me extremely excited to add it so I’ll also be on the side focusing on adding that and the other verses I’ve been meaning to add as well.

#♘ ❛ᴄʀᴏᴡ ᴄᴀᴡɪɴɢ❜【ooc】 #cw mental health #cw medication

[strozzaprete]

Do questions 80-85 for the ask thing!!!

80: Is your music organised by mood or sensation or do you just listen to everything at any time?

this is such a difficult question to answer for me lmfao 😭 literally all of it i have specific folders for each specific category of playlist which i make according to genre, mood, situation, place, memories, stages in my life etc. or even based on a single song. the algorithm gets a bit weird when i hit shuffle lately because i almost reached the limit of songs you can like on spotify (i have to declutter) so nowadays i'm either listening to new stuff or adding songs on queue or hitting shuffle on a playlist.

85: Do you think you would be happier if you had been born a different gender, sexuality, race, ethnicity, nationality or religion?

i mean..... my country is a homophobic fascist misogynistic bigot shit nest so i guess i would've been happier if i was born somewhere else but really it's relative. as of gender and sexuality i love being a bisexual woman i love possessing higher intellect than males and i love pussy

#ask game #idk if you meant all of them? if you did send another one #as per the question number 80 i want to work in music curation so that's why lmao

[mmm-amba]

shout out kaytranada

for saving my ass on aux lol. i think it's funny that i always end up trying to aux even though i know my music is too low energy for pregames. now i know! i'll just play kaytranada and queue songs! and when the queue runs out it'll go back to kay who is a great default. this was a trick i learned from jf, queen of aux, whose default one night was say so by doja cat. whenever that song came on again he would start adding to queue.

i only recently got into listening to kaytranada, maybe like a month or two ago. this was spurred by two things. i thrifted his merch from goodwill awhile ago and i didn't wanna be a fake fan. but also like about a year ago a stranger and close friend both wanted me to listen to him. his sets are wilddd! his baselines are so tropical and warm which is funny because he's from montreal. en francais hon hon hon.

i love 10% with kali. cuz it's like, positive music:

You keep on takin' from me, but where's my ten percent?

Why you tryna lie for them?

Pretending who you are But baby why even pretend?

You're trying way too hard

Ego is not your friend I only speak the truth

No, I'm not trying to offend Why you tryna lie for them?

kali uchis actually embodies beauty. and kali and kay are both so lowkey, they make a great duo. kali's message here is such an important reminder like -- when you compromise, when you make a little white lie, when you opt for being convenient/agreeable, who are you doing that for? and at what costs are you doing that?

okay and here's this thing i've been thinking about. it's kind of long so that is my preface. my idea is: beauty/pretty privilege can be modeled by prisoner's dilemma!

prisoner's dilemma is this idea in game theory where two individuals are pitted against each other, and both suffer because they can't cooperate. if the two prisoners can cooperate together, their prison sentence is reduced. but the police or whatever incentivize them to rat each other out. in the end, the two people act in their own interest, rat each other out, and both suffer.

pretty privilege is social impunity. pretty privilege is when people treat you better than you treat other people. and there are many variants of pretty privilege: thin privilege, cute girl perks, hot girl perks, eurocentric girl perks, etc. the point here is that, depending on one's physical appearance, our post colonial society decides to treat people (namely women/femmes) better or worse.

example of pretty privilege (and also a counter example). whenever i ask for help -- is there a bathroom in this grocery store? can i get some free tap water instead of paying for bottled water? is this train going in the right direction? can you give me recommendations on what to order at this restaurant? -- strangers are happy to help. from my point of view, they're almost flattered that i would be willing to ask them! lmfao. the counterexample to this is the experience of Black men -- i can't speak to this personally but someone talked about how he never gets help. never!

another (counter)example of pretty privilege is when going out. like bars or dinner. i went to this chinese restaurant with a bunch of bengali grad student dudes and they seated us.... on the second floor... with all the white people! i was so incensed. but i was like, no, this makes sense. it was a big group, too.

so my idea is that. women/femmes are incentivized to make themselves as appealing as possible to reap the most amount of pretty privilege. this is the answer to kali's question, "why you tryna lie for them?". for me personally, as a chinese girl who's super short and not particularly curvy, i've noticed how i am invisible when i wear less revealing clothes. like, i actually look like i'm 13 years old. and like when i do makeup and such and glitters it does make people notice me, and sure it may bring unwanted male attention but it also establishes a certain baseline of respect. the more effort/time i put in my appearance, the more personal space i am afforded by strangers. and everyone who knows me knows that i hate being touched by strangers it generates massive ick.

misogyny and whatnot mold us to be appealing, to be agreeable. it's a wager of -- i'll look this particular way, i'll talk this particular way -- so that i can get the treatment i want. cuz sweatpants hoodie amba is not getting SHIT from anyone lol.

but then this touches on control, on entitlement, on vanity. because honestly i do feel validated when people notice me, whether it's like walking around campus or downtown or whatever. luckily it isn't the basis of my self esteem, but.. i would be lying if it wasn't at least nice you know? it makes me think about people who are very conventionally beautiful and just completely out of touch with the world because everyone is so nice to them and then the beautiful people are very mean because they don't know it's impunity. (i think my goal is to not let it get to my head. and i don't think it can get to my head too badly because i... want to live a happy life and not be caged in so i try to distance my inner self image from my physical appearance.)

(another aside: i think beauty is something that lifts people up. so i don't think the type of people i just described are beautiful. and that's why i think people like kali uchis are beautiful!)

(another aside: what about influencers and beauty? i literally grew up on youtube, but as i'm growing older, i'm realizing that influencers are like extensions of the beauty industry -- at the end of the day, they make money off of others' insecurities, usually. it makes me feel sad.)

the influencers segueway is pretty good, actually. because question -- what's so wrong about people playing the cards in their favor with pretty privilege? why can't everyone be pretty? because of inflation! and the proof of this is LA. QED! lol jk i haven't fully thought about these parts so i'm not really sure. but i do think that people out in the midwest are nicer for sure. like, everyone here just seems to have more substance. and people here are definitely less mainstream beautiful. i mean, how could you possibly be beautiful when i can't see your face and you can't see mine because we're all bundled up from the 10 degree windchill lol.

and finally let's talk about blame. blame or accountability, idk. to whom shall we point fingers for this problem? it's easy to point at the individual prisoners for being dumb and not cooperating. why can't they just agree to not rat each other out? why can't women/femmes just agree to not give into this game. but my opinion is that, the entire prisoner's dilemma set up is dumb in the first place, so at least when i think through these things, i'm not trying to blame those "beautiful" and mean people, or anyone at all. this reminds me of mina le's video about plastic surgery -- one individual person getting plastic surgery is never wrong, but the whole phenomena of plastic surgery among young, impressionable women is at least a bit troubling, right?

so yeah these are the things i think about instead of doing my problem sets! i'm going to heat up some dinner now and hopefully vacuum the apartment. i've been really happy because my roommate is out so i can finally have it as clean as i want.

#music mondays #Spotify