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not-a-matopoeia · 8 months

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HEAD CANNON HILLS I PERSONALLY CHOOSE TO DIE ON:

Fight me (lol)

Bruce Wayne

Gray Hairs are mostly in and around his temples and beard- also he won’t dye it

Asexual but not sex repulsed (it just feels right)

Definitely experienced with makeup, sure to cover bruises and stuff but also he definitely had a phase where he wore eyeliner cause why not

Autistic

Dick Grayson

Crooked nose

Speaks some Roma still but has forgotten most of it, which makes him upset

People deffo thought he was gay all through school, and they weren’t wrong…or right (he’s some form of queer)

Gymnastics teacher as a side job

ADHD

Oldest Daughter SyndromeTM

Jason Todd

I think that Jason runs a book club with a bunch of middle aged women, and they talk about classic lit

Theater Kid (gay)

Good with kids, reluctantly

Has freckles

Hair is caused by Marie Antoinette syndrome

Struggled with body dysmorphia after being revived

Keeps all his receipts (they’re in a box in the kitchen) and is stingy with money

Tim Drake

Wears a Medical Identification bracelet for the spleen thing (it’s recommended guys I looked it up cause I’m normal)

Has acne

Chased Batman and Robin around with that damn camera (I fucking love this)

Has anxiety

Bisexual (not a HC but I thought I’d mention it)

Would eat the coffee grounds

Listens to video game osts

(Bring the skateboard back)

Damian

Strong nose

Just very strong features generally

Giggles, or full on cackles but there’s no In between

I think it’s be cute if he became an art therapist or a vet

Autistic

Cass

Cuts her own bangs, they look horrible<3

Lesbian

Tired to dye her hair once (with Steph and Babs)never again

Steph

Grew up in crime ally (idk where she lived so I choose to believe this- this could also be the truth, again I cannot remember rn)

Freckles

Butterfly Clips

Bisexual

Curly hair

Alfred

Had chased multiple people off of Wayne Manors premises with his shotgun ‘

Got second place in a chili cook off one time and still hasn’t recovered

Extra:

Dick and Jason are big into Taylor Swift, Jason because I think he’d like ballads/the lyrics in songs and Dick because he’s Dick

Selina Kyle actually likes the Robins, and her and Steph got along well

Jason and Steph have really thick Gotham accents, which I like to think is like a Jersey accent, Jason’s shows up more when he’s upset in any capacity, Steph’s is always there and was never trained out of her

Dick has this weird accent where it’s very clearly not anything American, but it’s not not American, and it’s because he moved so much and was around people woth so many different accents that his voice never settled on one

Damian talks to himself in Arabic- Jason knows a bit of it

Cass is a messy eater (this isn’t cannon is it?)

I think it’s be funny to imagine Tim, Cass and Steph going to High School together

Steph was that one girl in the Cookie Monster pjs in high school, and Tim was like this weird goth/skater kid

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kmclaude · 7 years

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i'm cackling bc when i first visited your blog after reading 99rm i was like "ew wtf ??? incest ew necrophilia ew kmclaude is a nasty abuser :(((" and now i'm just like "i'd fuck the entire tiefer-arceneaux family at once and let emile piss on me #noragrats"

I’d let Émile piss on me too, anon.

But serious question -- and not to completely insult you because obviously you came to your senses and we all do silly things, so please don’t take this question as me going “wow u dunce” but more “wtf did I miss something” -- serious question: what is with people assuming or coming to the (stupid) conclusion that if someone talks about something or creates about something, they do that something or are like “yes this is always OK”? Like.....is that something they’re teaching in school nowadays or something? Did things vastly change from when I graduated high school and uni? Where does this absurd and idiotic idea come from?

Like....is there a generation of people assuming Stephen King does the things he writes about? Or that Poppy Z. Brite is a necrophiliac serial killer?

Forgive my rudeness, please, but it’s just incredulous. Like I get finding something squicky or disagreeing with a belief (even if the disagreement is incorrect, there are loads of incorrect people in the world and everyone’s been wrong about something) but what I don’t get is going “this person likes to write/draw/read/watch media about X topic therefore they do X thing/permit X thing in all cases/is totally for X no matter what and/or is an abuser” like...if that is true then...

Who’s gonna tell the FBI that actual cannibal Bryan Fuller is on the loose? Who’s gonna tell M15 that Jo Rowling is an elitist terrorist mass-murdering head of a hate group? Who’s gonna arrest Stephen King the man is a mONSTER HAVE YOU SEEN HIS WORKS

And let’s not even TALK about Born Again Christian, antiquer and golfer, No More Mr. “I Love the Dead” Nice Guy Arachnophobic Psychopath Alice freaking Cooper.

I just. I’m sorry if I come off insulting, I truly am, it just baffles me and it isn’t directed at you in particular, solely and entirely, forever and ever -- it’s a mindset I see and it just throws me off entirely!

So yeah let’s end this on a high note of Émile pissing on someone, that’s pretty hot, he has a nice dick, let’s all think about that (and if anyone’s not into piss or humiliation IDK think of him cumming, there you go)

#those are all from his songs just fyi #kmclaude replies to anon #kmclaudereplies to anon #kmclaudereplies #kmclaudereplies to ask #kmclaude replies to ask

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