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mochinek0 · 5 months

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Daminette December 2023: 1-Mystery Theatre

"Welcome back to 'The Mystery Box'." Marinette declared, "I'm Ladybug."

"Robin." Damian stated.

"Now, last week we were going over The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Afterwards, there was a list of recommended books posted.

1.)The Puzzle Master by Danielle Trussoni

2.)The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides

3.)Bullet Train and 4.)Three Assassins, both written by Kotaro Isaka and translated by Sam Malissa

5.)The Word is Murder by Anthony Horowitz

And for the more adventurous, 6.)Helter Skelter: the True Story of the Mason Murders by Vincent Bugliosi, Curt Gentry

You were also free to recommend your own favorite tastes for mysteries and crime. Today, we have special case in 'The Mystery Box' and I have a feeling everyone will like this one." she smiled.

Robin sighed, "That's what I'm afraid of."

"We know that many people have already left or are heading home for the holidays." Ladybug began, "So we thought of something-"

Robin sneered, "You thought of something."

"Don't get your feather's in a twist, Bird Boy." Ladybug cooed, "We wanted something everyone could enjoy; no matter how far. Today the mystery is: Ladybug and Robin! You are allowed to send in your questions, but if we feel something is too personal or close to giving away who we are, the question will be thrown out."

"Let the questions flow in." Robin commented.

Question one: Is there anyone you don't want to see during the holidays? There's always that one family member.

Ladybug smiled, "From the comments, I can see that lots of people agree with you; whether an uncle or aunt, a parent or a sibling. I'm afraid there's no one in my family I want to avoid, but there are old friends who turned out to be assholes. Those people I could go without."

"My family." Robin stated, "There was a reason I moved out, but I'm expected to be home because of my grandfather. I'm....excited to see my pets, though."

Question two: Are you going home for the holidays?

"Unfortunately." Robin sighed, "The show will be on hold until the break is over."

"No." Ladybug spoke.

"You're staying?" Robin shouted, "Why is this the first I'm hearing it?"

"My parents will be out of the country." Ladybug replied, ignoring her partner, "A relative is sick and they're leaving soon to help I've been looking up single holiday recipes to try this year."

"Lucky." Robin pouted.

"Robin, you can't cook." Ladybug retorted, "You'd end up burning the school down."

Robin should stay!

Robin, don't leave us!

Robin, what are you making for dinner tonight?

Robin, I'll teach you how to cook!

We can go out to eat!

Shut up! Let the bad bird burn down the school!

Birb

"Should we be concerned how many people want you to burn the school down?" Marinette questioned.

"I assume it has to due with finals." Damian smirked, "Also, I'm not doing it. I don't want to move back. I like my dorm."

Boooooo!

No!

Stay with us!

I got a C-, okay!

I failed -_-'

I don't want to retake that stupid class next year!!!

Need the evidence gone!!!!

Ladybug giggled, "Well, I can certainly say, it's no mystery how much our followers have faith in your cooking skills."

"Ha-ha." Robin spoke, rolling his eyes, "Besides, I can always order out."

"That would require you talking to people." Ladybug rebuffed.

"Not if I do it online." Damian answered, "Like you're one to talk; you're more introverted than I am. I know you have classes in person because there was no other option."

Question three: Are you dating? If so, why not invite her over?

"Not dating." Robin stated.

Ladybug declares, "Robin is my friend and he respects my boundaries."

"I'm Bi and lean more towards guys." he responds, "Girls are too clingy."

Ladybug scoffs, "Chat Noir was clingy."

"No." Robin declares, "Your mental ex-partner was obsessive and should be given a restraining order, should he ever find out who you are."

"Not arguing with you there." Ladybug replied.

Question four: You know each other? What makes Robin different from Chat Noir?

Ladybug rolls her eyes, "Yes; Robin and I know each other, personally. As many of you know, Chat Noir and I did not. To the people who aren't aware, I use to have my own podcast. Chat Noir is someone who reached out to me for a collab. We became known as the 'Bug and Cat Team'. We mostly spoke about the problems at school and social events surrounding the area."

"You don't have to say anything you don't want to." Robin spoke.

"I've talked about it before and several times after the incident; I'm fine talking about it now." Ladybug replied, "A topic came up during a podcast. Someone felt pestered by another individual; they claimed the person wanted to date them and had already rejected them. The person got more insistent and 'tried hard to win them over'."

"They harassed them." Robin sneered, "Just say it like it is."

Ladybug cleared her throat, "During that podcast, Chat Noir sided with the harasser and I didn't. I shouted at him and declared that I couldn't work with someone who thought harassing people was the right way to form a relationship. I shut down my side of the cast and blocked him. Suffice to say, the collab failed and I quit speaking my mind for awhile. Many people blamed me for the way the podcast ended. Some said Chat Noir was only joking. Others declared me the 'School's Voice of Reason'. Robin was the one to figure out who I was and reach out to me. He is the reason I'm back."

Question five: Do you think you two ever will date?

"I don't know." Robin explained, "I'd have to test her, first, if we ever got feelings for each other."

Ladybug smiled, "Oh, you're gonna test me? Is this part of the test, right now?"

"I prefer to get cheap food on the first few dates." Robin declared.

"Oh Kwami!" She laughed, "That reminds me of that stupid list we found: 'List of restaurants/places women refuse to go on a first date. Have you seen that list?"

Yes!

No!

What is it?

Who doesn't like pancakes?

Someone doesn't like pancakes?

They must live under a rock!

"I saved that list. It is now my go-to list for dates." Robin spoke, "Again, bye Ladies."

Ladybug laughs, "That list was so stupid! I would eat at any of them! The mystery is what ladies did that person talk to and why do they hate those places so much?"

"It was probably written by the same people who wants a six-figure working guy." Robin shrugged, "Sugar Daddies and Mommies."

"People!" Ladybug cried, "College people are broke! We are still broke when we finish! We got to pay back those stupid loans!"

"We don't have the money for some five-star Michelin resturant because you got a $2000 dress on clearance for $300 and you want to feel special!" Robin declared.

"You don't want fast food or some homecooked meal someone spent the day on? You don't want a family resturant? Guess what? You're gone! We don't want you either!" Ladybug shouted, "I don't know who told you that's the only way you're getting someone good for the rest of your life. Why do you think so many are invested in celebrity gossip? There's always someone cheating or divorcing; some scandal. Being rich doesn't mean you're happy and you're life is perfect!"

"I agree with Ladybug." he spoke, "If I desperately wanted a homecooked meal, I could just ask Ladybug to make me dinner and I would owe her a favor."

"How about a two star resturant in return?" she commented.

"Deal." Robin responded.

They both laughed.

"You can bring your boyfriend, if he wants to come; a friendly dinner." Ladybug continued.

Robin nodded, "I'll let him know."

Question six: I hear clicking sometimes. What is that?

"Oops!" Ladybug spoke, "Sorry; that's me! ADHD kicks in and I'm usually messing with a pen or a figit toy. I didn't realize the noise was getting picked up."

Relatable

Pen clicker here

I tap my nails on my desk

Leg bouncer!

They have tiny figit cubes!

Marinette smiled, "I'm so glad you all understand. I see a lot of links to....what look like toys. I'll look through them over the holiday."

Question seven: major?

"Uh, that's too personal." Ladybug commented.

"Agreed." Robin added.

Question eight: what made you start a podcast?

"I was bullied a lot." Ladybug answered, "Not everyone listened to me, even when I was right. Slowly, I stopped trying to speak up and just watched and waited for everything to fail. I decided I wanted my voice heard, even if a single person was listening."

"I prefer the illusion." Robin declared, "There's too many people in my life and sometimes, I'm not heard."

Question nine: Who is taller?

Robin began to snicker, causing Ladybug to glare.

"I am!" Robin stated, "Ladybug is....what is that term?"

"Don't you-" she began to scream.

"Fun-sized!" he finished.

"Fuck you!" Ladybug shouted, making him laugh.

"I'm not that short!" Ladybug yelled, "You're just taller and like to pick on me!"

How cute!

Tiny bug?

Tall bug?

Robin lying?

Smol

Sibling vibes

Question ten: Ladybug, what recipes are you looking at for the holidays?

"Oh, a bit of everything!" she commented, "I saw a charcuterie board and some chips and dip. Maybe some soup? I don't want to make anything to complicated. Honestly, it all sounds good. Cookies are definetly being made on Christmas Eve. Usually, I would make chocolate chip or shortbread, but I want to try something different this year. Any recommendations?"

Peppermint Mocha

Hot Chocolate

Snowballs

Lemon Cups

Christmas Kitchen Sink

Peanut Butter Blossoms

Gingerbread

White chocolate with candycane pieces

Red velvet

Pinwheels

"I'm sure Ladybug will look through all of your recommendations and will let you know which ones she chose, when we return after the holidays." Robin spoke, "I will try and come back earlier, but don't hold your breath. We don't need a campus mystery."

"Remember to think out of the box" Ladybug cheered, "and Happy Holidays!"

"Ugh, " Marinette groaned, "I can't believe my knitting needles were being picked up but the mic."

"I'll see if Barbara or Drake are free to look over the audio and maybe find a way to tweak it." Damian stated, "I'll walk you to your dorm, Miss Staying-For-the-Holidays."

"Well, Mr.-No-Five-Star." Mari teased, earning an eye roll, "Want me to cook you dinner?"

"Only if you promise to come over for Christmas." he answered.

"Think Jon's jealous?" Marinette questioned.

"Of me eating your cooking?" he spoke, "Always. He told me if it wasn't for my martial arts training and swordsmanship, he'd be fighting me to date you."

Marinette rolled her eyes and kissed her boyfriend on the cheek.

"You know." Mari spoke, as she cuddled into her boyfriend's arm, "You could have just said I think my girlfriend should meet my family. I would have said yes."

"Still think it was better to keep our lives separate?" Damian asked.

"You mean our personas on the box away from who we really are?" she questioned.

He nodded in return.

"Yes; I do." she answered, confidently, "To many people, I'm soft-spoke or clumsy. I'm not someone people listened to. I don't regret starting my podcast on the side. I am glad you found me. You didn't let one person ruin me and who I was turning into."

"Well, I'd like to see Ladybug come more into play." Damian whispered, "I know she's in there and I like her just as much as I do Marinette Dupain-Cheng."

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schafpudel · 1 year

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What Kind of Duck, is Duck?

OK. So first, let's get this out of the way:

Duck is not real. Duck is, first and foremost, the vague idea of a duck. Duck... is not strongly based on the reality of ducks as an animal.

She is extremely stylized, a blobby little chibi-mascot in a world of anime humans and realistically rendered animals and animal-people. She has contradictory traits - the yellow coloration of a duckling, on the functional flight feathers of a bird that's entered its adult plumage. Her thoughts and actions are noticeably less bestial than those of Mr. Cat or any of the talking-animal students, not beholden to instincts.

When asking what kind of duck our friend Duck is, we must first admit to ourselves that this is a silly question. Ducks like Duck do not exist. She has little candy-cane legs, for god's sake. God bless her.

(If we want to get real meta, perhaps we could speculate that she isn't a real duck because she is a story-duck: escaped from her narrative like the prince and the raven, and the wilis maiden, and the ghost knight, oblivious to her origins. It would, if nothing else, provide a fun watsonian explanation for some of her oddities.)

But fandom is all about getting fucking silly with it, and building elaborate though exercises about shit the creators didn't think about. And I'm an animal nerd. So this is how I choose to have fun. Let's go.

Analysis of the Birb

Duck can be safely assumed to be a Anas platyrhynchos domesticus, or domestic mallard, as this is the typical barnyard duck throughout Asia, Europe, and... really almost the entire world. I say she must be a domestic mallard, and not wild, for one simple reason:

On the left is the typical appearance wild mallard duckling. On the right are various domesticated ducklings. That's right; the solid yellow color we associate with baby ducks? Specific to domesticated ones! Solid yellow is a sign a duckling will grow up to be a white duck; ducklings that grow up to be other colors have darker fluff mixed in.

(That's right. She'll have white plumage like a swan...)

Many white ducks have orange bills, legs, and feet; other white ducks, especially as ducklings, have orange legs and pink bills. Duck's bill is far more pinkish than her feet, but it's still noticeably orange-y, putting her in sort of a middle area. (By the way, have you ever noticed that Duck's hair color as a girl is the same as her bill color as a duck?)

If she's intended to be anything in particular (which I doubt she is), it might be the German Peking - native to the area, and the creamy-yellow tinged adult plumage of the German Peking compared to other white ducks seems to be reflected by the tint of the duck-feather quill Autor provides as a substitute for Drosselmeyer's swan-feather quill.

However, let me provide my personal baseless headcanon.

Come and see the humble Call Duck

The Call Duck is a Dutch breed, speculated to be descended from a variety of duck imported to the Netherlands from Japan. Call ducks are a smaller-than-average breed, with a note-worthily "cute" appearance compared to other ducks, even as adults: large forehead, round cheeks, short bill. They're also noteworthy for being sociable and friendly with their human keepers, making them great pets compared to other ducks... as well as very, very noisy and talkative.

(Nobody's perfect.)

There's also a certain... symbolism, I think, to the Call as a breed.

Call ducks are friendly and talkative because they were bred not for eggs, or for meat, but for hunting. Not that they themselves hunted! But their innocent, friendly talkativeness, their cheerful noisy voices, were shaped as a siren song to lure wild ducks into funnel traps. Unwittingly bringing the demise of its own kind, the Call duck's sweetness is exploited by hunters to draws other ducks to their doom.

Duck is kind, and sweet, and wants to be friends with people, and wants to help them. She saw the Prince on the lake, like a wild swan, and wanted to help him in any way she could.

In Drosselmeyer's eyes, this made her the perfect person to become Princess Tutu, to set the story back in motion... and through that friendly kindness, send every "character "in the Story to their doom.

#princess tutu

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thenextdawn-temporarilyclosed · 1 year

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Scared

Word count: 2.7K

Summary: you were in the woods in the wrong moment, and you become someone’s prey.

Warnings: gun, blood, hunt, torture

Pairing: Wednesday X Fem!Reader

I got this Idea after reading @toournextadventure ‘s one shot of birb reader being hunted down and I loved that shot so much that I decided to make my own version if the hunter actually took birb reader’s wings. You can find the one shot here and please go follow them!

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Fear.

You never felt this scared your whole life. I mean yes you were scared many times, but not like this, not in this particular situation.

You weren’t the kind of girl who liked loneliness, hell you hated it, you hated being alone, you were scared of being alone, due to your childhood. Being abandoned has that effect on young kids. But recently you weren’t alone anymore. Ever since you started attending Nevermore you stopped being alone and to say that these were the best years of your life was easy, you could never forget the way you felt when you realized that finally you had someone, finally people were caring about you and they weren’t pretending. No one has ever pretended around you, they were all honest and accepted and loved you for who you were, with no exceptions. Your friends were never scared to speak the truth, and maybe that’s also what allowed you to trust them.

This particular girl, you trusted with your whole life. Wednesday wasn’t the kind of girl you wanted to upset or even have in your life, but for some reasons you did. Maybe it was the fact that she was so straight forward with people that made you interested in her. There were many times when she threatened to kill you but not once did she act upon those threats and with time you learned to read through her: death threats were her ways of showing she cared, and she cared for you a lot, even if she tried ignoring it. But you made her feel, and it was utter torture at first but eventually, after making you promise you wouldn’t talk to anyone about this, she did tell you how she felt for you, and even though you never told anyone anything, the two of you were so obvious that everyone quickly understood that you and Wednesday were a thing.

Recently though you and Wednesday had been arguing a lot. She had become so obsessed with this whole monster in the woods thing that she had started spending less and less time with you and you were scared of that, you were scared of being ignored by her because for once you were in a relationship with someone who really loved you and you didn’t want that to be over.

You were so upset by how she acted with you that you didn’t even try and talk to her but when she was the one to do so you always ran away, because whenever you argued with someone they always ended up abandoning you, and this is why you were scared of confrontation. But you didn’t tell her any of this, you never had to tell her all about your fears because she already knew everything. She knew you better than anyone else in this school and she knew when something was up with you, too bad that she always realized it when she had already pushed you away and it was too late.

This was one of those days, you had asked her to spend some time together after almost two months of not being able to because of this investigation, but like every other time, the investigation was more important. This time though you couldn’t just stand there and wait for her, you couldn’t pretend that everything was fine because it wasn’t. You just wanted some alone time with your girlfriend, was that too much to ask? Maybe you weren’t as important to her as she is to you.

You were flying in the woods close to the academy, this was your new way to vent whenever you had something going on in your mind: you’d fly between the trees, reaching high places and whatnot as your black wings ruffled from the cold winter breeze. With them being sensitive to cold temperatures you flew less during winter, but when you did, your friends had grown to know that it was because you had argued with Wednesday or you simply just wanted to run away from her.

you sat down on a huge branch, too deep in your thought and too busy crying, that you didn’t hear noise coming from underneath you. You were always attentive to weird noises, being seen as a prey by other animals, or people, when you were a kid you trained your ear to watch out for animals or hunters. You wished you had listened to almost everyone when they told you not to go in the woods when upset, because the situation you found yourself in was by far the worst.

A hunter had spotted you, and had shot you right through your right wing. You immediately screamed from the pain “shit, shit shit” your wings were extremely sensitive that even the slightest touch would hurt, so anyone could imagine how much it hurt when you were being shot. The wound was too far away from your reach so you couldn’t press on it, and when you looked down to see what was that hurt you, you saw a hunter. you had to fly back to your dorm. Yes, fly. You couldn’t just walk with that dude following behind you. You tried to fly and you managed for a little. The blood had drenched your whole wing and with the pain, it was getting impossible to fly. You were crying from the pain “just a little longer,” you told yourself, you could see the academy not too far away.

You took your phone from your pocket and called Enid, as you did your best to keep your flight as stable as possible. “Enid please pick up the damn phone!” You yelled at it “hi this is Enid” you sighed of relief “Enid, thank god you answered-“ “If you’re hearing this it means that I’m reaaally busy with something, but you can leave a voicemail! See you!” You internally cursed at her but decided that leaving a voicemail was worth a shot. “Enid, please call me whenever you get this, there’s a hunter in the woods and he-“ you were interrupted when another gunshot echoed from below you, the bullet piercing straight through your left wing, closer to the base of it, making it impossible for you to fly any further.

You fell, through the branches and onto the ground hitting your back, making you groan from pain once more. You were basically unable to move from the impact, but the guy was catching up to you. “N-no, no no no please don’t hurt me” you sobbed out and crawled backwards. “I will make things easier for you, little bird. Come with me and you won’t lose your life” the hunter blurted out as he stepped on your right wing, exactly on the spot he had shot, another scream echoing in the woods. “I will n-never come with you!” You yelled out, half sobbing. You couldn’t even try to pull away, it would hurt too much. The guy in front of you chuckled. “Don’t say I didn’t ask nicely” he said and then kicked you in the head, making you pass out.

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“Wednesday where the hell are you?” The blond werewolf ran around the academy, phone in hand as she looked for the short ravenette. She wasn’t anywhere, the only place left to look for her was Eugene’s bee shed. As scared of bees as she was, she didn’t care at the moment as she ran inside the small wooden building “WEDNESDAY!” The werewolf tried catching her breath, but she was so scared for you. “Calm down, what’s wrong?” The shorter girl asked “I- it’s (Y/N)” she said and pressed play on the voicemail. Your phone had registered everything, from when you first called, to when you were shot again, the fall, the moment the guy knocked you out and your pained screams, your sobs.

Wednesday didn’t know how to react at the moment, she clenched both her jaw and fists “can you- can you track down her phone? It must still be there” Wednesday started, trying not to display any emotion. She was panicking, she was worried, she was scared. Enid nodded “yes, she’s on FindMyFriend” Wednesday took ahold of the blonde’s phone and followed the location. You were too deep in the woods, the hunter must have gotten you there so that no one could hear the gunshots, and as a matter of fact no one did.

This gut-wrenching feeling was settling in Wednesday’s stomach as she only walked faster to where your phone supposedly was. When they arrived they were greeted by nothing more than an empty space full of blood, your blood. It was on trees, on the ground, on leaves. “This does not look good” Enid said as she whined out of fear, “typical dog behavior” Wednesday thought. “Help me find her phone” she said instead, looking frenetically between the leaves looking for some sort of clue. “I FOUND IT!” Enid yelled after a while, her head snapping towards the direction of the voice “give it to me” Wednesday said walking over to her, hoping that maybe it could conjure a vision.

It did, as a matter of fact.

As soon as she had your phone in hand her head immediately shot back, eyes wide open as she tried to make sense of what she was seeing. Screams, surgical instruments, blood… a disembodied wing. But then it all made sense when a gate appeared in her vision. She soon came back from the vision, trying to connect everything. “He brought her at the gates mansion, we need to go NOW” Wednesday said and started running there, obviously also calling the police.

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You woke up in a place that had dim lights, barely lighting up the environment. You were lying on your stomach and just as you tried to move you realized you were tied up and your wings were pinned down on a table, you were unable to move them as well as whichever small movement you made, you would be in pain. You started crying again “WEDNESDAY!” You yelled desperately, you just wanted someone to find you “ENID! SOMEONE PLEASE” you sobbed out, but then you heard a chuckle come from behind you. “No one’s coming for you birdie” it was the hunter. You realized that one of your worst nightmares was happening right now. “Please let me go. I will do whatever you want me to just please don’t take my wings” you sobbed out, you couldn’t even see the man, you didn’t know where you were but you knew you were scared and wanted out.

“My little bird, what I want is your wings” the dude said and he became putting gloves on, taking a machete in hand, you had realized what he was going to do. “N-no, please don’t,” you sobbed as you tried to escape the tight ropes keeping you steady and as much as your wings hurt, you were trying to get them free too. “Don’t hurt me, please please ple-“ you were cut off when the dude kicked you in the side, leaving you breathless. His hands traced your wings and he had this creepy smirk on his face. “My my” the dude said and you saw him looking at his reflexion on the side of the machete he was holding “can-can you please at least numb me up? I don’t want to feel the pain” you sobbed out “oh but honey,” he said, lightly cutting the base of your wing and watching you groan in pain. “I want to hear your pained screams. You’re my prey and I love hearing my preys scream”

With that he used his whole strength to plunge the machete at the base of your wing, making you scream louder than you ever did in your entire life. At this point You wished it was that easy, that he could rip them away with a single cut, but your wings weren’t just made out of flesh. You had tendons, muscles, a bone too. The guy kept on stabbing and stabbing until he broke your bone and your wing was completely detached from your back. But he wasn’t done, he had the other wing to take too. He was feeding off of your screams “you have no idea of how good you sound right now little bird” he said and started working on taking your other wing too, your screams eventually quieting down due to your energies being completely drawn out. You were awake, eyes wide open and tears coming out of them but you couldn’t move a single muscle, you couldn’t let out a single sound.

“STEP AWAY FROM THE GIRL” it was Sheriff Galpin. He had come to the rescue, but it was too late, the Hunter already took both your wings. Wednesday and Enid walked inside of the room too, The sight in front of them was horrendous. The room was a pool of dark red blood, you laid motionless on a table with your upper body naked and two huge holes on your back, your wings on another clean table, disconnected from your body. “I’m going to be sick-“ Enid said an ran outside, and Wednesday stared at the man and then at you in utter shock, before making her way over to you as Galpin arrested the man. You almost looked dead, but you had your eyes open and occasional tears were leaving them. “(Y/N)?” Wednesday called worriedly, “(Y/N) it’s over, you’re safe” she said, an hesitant hand taking its place on your cheek as she tried to bring you out of the shock state you were in.

You weren’t reacting, you weren’t moving. Your mind was replaying the same moments over and over again and it was a loop you couldn’t get out of.

You were brought to a hospital and taken into surgery to try and reattach the wings but it was no use, the tendons were too damaged and they weren’t removed with a single, clean cut which also made things way worst. Wednesday was in your hospital room when you were supposed to wake up. She knew you’d panic and she knew you might need her, and that’s exactly what happened. You woke up in a panic attack, what Happened the night before haunting your dreams and at first you seriously thought it was just a nightmare, but then you realized, you were in a hospital and you felt lighter. “No, no no no no no” you started, tears leaving your eyes again as you hurriedly got up, hoping that it was some fucked up nightmare and now you’d go look yourself in the mirror and your wings would be there.

“(Y/N), calm down” Wednesday made her way over to you, grabbing you by the shoulders and trying to stop you but you weren’t listening to her. You forcefully pulled the IV drip off if your arms and tried to ignore her “n-no you don’t understand” you sobbed out and didn’t look at her. You stood up and nearly fell forward but Wednesday caught you. You never realized how much you wings contributed to your balance until now. You kept trying to push her away, trying to make your way to the bathroom but you kept on falling. “(Y/N)!” Wednesday hugged you tightly, avoiding the bandages on your back but still, not letting you go. “They’re gone” she said and you froze “n-no they’re n-not” you tried not to break, but it was impossible not to when she was staring at you like that, like she was sorry for you. This look didn’t look good on her.

“I’m sorry” she whispered and with that you let go, you ended up in desperate tears in Wednesday’s arms, who kept trying to comfort you, whispering sweet nothings in your ears as she tried to calm you down.

Adapting to this life without wings was going to be hell, and you were scared you weren’t going to make it.

#jenna #ortega #jenna ortega #wednesday #wednesday x y/n #wednesday x you #wednesday x reader #wednesday adams #wednesday adams x reader #wednesday addams #wednesday addams x y/n #wednesday addams x you #wednesday addams x reader

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bopbobpbobpbobpbobpbobpb · 3 months

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Sleepover gone wrong on noesss

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It had all started so well. Simple plan. Simple. Plan.

Step one: become unpossesed

Step two: sleepover

Step three: pie

Step four: wait for mom to go to sleep then get out the ouja board and play fun sleepover games!!!!! Thats how it works!!!! Kris would know!! They've had plenty of sleepovers with Azzy, Noelle and

Step five: have fun and go sleep. (Kris would NOT be sharing everyone else has to sleep somewhere else)

That was the plan!!

It had started of so well. Kris had entered the room and Susie and Berdly, well did what They always did. Argue. It was friendly though!! They always do that it was normal. Noelle suggested truth or dare (a classic) and it was going well!! Bonding!! With friends!!! Kris had missed this. They had missed having so many people in their life, shouting amd screaming, having fun until they were too loud and Toriel had come into their room and remind them to be a little quieter. They had missed laughing and being "sneaky", talking about the most random things and playing little games. They had missed the noise and the warmth of the ones close to you just simply being there. Kris had finally resolved everything with Noelle Berdly and Susie. Until they just made that shit go crashing down.

One thing had led to another. Berdly truthed susie to tell something. Susie got defensive. Things got heated. They both lashed out. Noelle tried to diffuse the situation. Berdly said something. Noelle got pissed. Berdly said something. It struck a nerve. Kris saw red.

The whole room had stared at Kris in shock. Kris's eyes widened. No. No. They didn't mean that they didn't mean tha- Berdly rushed out. Eyes suspiciously shiny. There were only three of them left. Kris, Noelle and Susie. All of them could only stare dumbly at eachother. Shit SHIT. Kris CAN'T go back to before they CAN'T they CAN'T. Panic rose. Kris had just made up with Berdly and they immediately ruined it. Kris went after Berdly, determined to make things right again.

Except ...

Kris stood at the doorway, frozen. How do they do this? Their breathing got funny. WWAD What would Asriel do? He was good at this sort of thing wasn't he? But.. Asriel wasn't there. Only an idiot human and a crying bird on the footsteps. Kris thought about what to say. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it .you're my friend. I love you. Kris flushed no they could NOT say that don't be an idiot. No they had to say what they were sorry about right? Like uh: Im sorry i-

"are you just gonna stand there"

Kris flinched. Berdly sighed and continued looking away form Kris.

"I'm sorry" Kris could only say.

Berdly ignored them. Kris sat down on the steps next to Berdly.

"I didn't mean it" Kris looked down, avoiding eye contact.

"It's not true"

There was a silence.

"But what if it is" Berdly's voice cracked. Kris looked up in shock.

"What if I am" Berdly burried his face in his wings

" I AM a forgettable little bluebird and when I die no one will care because I have done nothing in life and I'm not exceptional at all and I was so mean and I -"

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"Berdly I was being a dumb shit who got mad and took things too far you ARE NOT foegettable you ARE exceptional and if you died I would be really sad and track down your murderer and kill them and you're my friend and i love yo-" shit shit shit shit.

Berdly faced Kris.

"What"

"What did you just say"

"If you died I would be sad and kill your murderer"

"No after that"

"You're my friend??"

"No the one after that"

"That was it"

"KRIS STOP GASLIGHTING ME"

"I'm not??"

Berdly laughed. Kris could not help but grin a little at the sight. Suddenly they stiffened the birb hugged them tightly.

"I love you too kris"

Suddenly there were two idiots crying that night.

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xannerz · 1 year

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im so lucky ;3; 💘

#i love my friends and birb so much ;o;#like the world's still spinning - work and misc life things are insanely stressful atm and i do feel like i'm near buckling on those fronts #but i feel sooo lucky to have such good people in my life #one of my best friends told me that this has been the happiest i've been in years #and i felt v held by her saying that unprompted tbh ;;#like a promotion at work helped but she could see how much happier ive been since i told birb how i felt and its just. Nice.#there are so many good people and things in my life rn i want to nurture and hold on to them #i love my gf!! so much!! i never experienced this type of love before - could never relate to it. until We Happened ykwim #and im so happy we can share it together ;; 💘#xangoeswah

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krenenbaker · 4 months

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hi y'all! ♡

sorry for kind of, uh... disappearing the past few days. I'm doing alright, and I'm back! (and will be catching up on what I've missed come the morning - the dawn of a new year!)

I've been tagged in a number of these posts, and I wanted to also express my gratitude to everyone here who has made this past year - my most active year on Tumblr - so very pleasant.

2023 had a number of big life changes for me, as well as a few new wildly intense interests. there was, as my blog title suggests, both comfort and obsession. finding twst and the community here has opened me to so many other interests as well - the Ikémen games, Obey Me!, The Arcana, Black Butler, and a number of others. my interests in paleo- and marine biology have been reignited. and though my obsession with the Six Idiots' creations has slightly waned this year, I am so, so glad to still see so much lovely content about those works on my dash. and with BBC Ghosts airing the FINAL EPISODE this past year, too? it's so interesting to experience all these things on this semi-functional website

and I've met so many fantastic people in 2023, too. I've made some fantastic friends, whom I feel so fortunate to have met. you've made my days so much brighter since I've come to know you!! I hope to have many more laughs and more this coming year with you.

here, I want to thank all the people who have made this year a wonderful, wonderful time, in the various different fandoms and communities out here on Tumblr. I've tagged ALL my mutuals on this blog here - both the ones I consider moots and interact with frequently, and the ones where we simply follow each other, occasionally liking or reblogging posts. each of you make my Tumblr experience special, and I appreciate every one of you. I also deeply appreciate all my other followers, and those with whom I interact. you are all so lovely ♡

thank you for making 2023 a wonderful year. and I hope to see you throughout 2024 as well ♡ Happy, happy new year!!

@gardenghost5, @mission-report-1991, @acrosstheoldstream, @purpleandgreen13, @leftabit-leftabit, @fandomsmeantheworldtome, @love-rats, @mimiii-3, @spectral-rat, @totallymem3, @fluffle-bean, @dove-da-birb, @keii-starz, @sharkinablanket, @kami-kun1003, @azulashengrottospiano, @candied-boys, @inkybloom-luv, @ameleii, @eynnwwyjth, @red-viewe, @crheativity, @xxoomiii, @officialdaydreamer00, @ridorukunmajitennshi, @vivislosingitagain, @v-anrouge, @ithseem, @somany-fandoms-solittle-time, @twstfanblog, @rosehxnt, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @cheezy-moon, @whspermy-name, @xen-blank, @vordysgoingtotherapy, @thehollowwriter, @angelhairpastawithherbs, @jangletam, @haruhar-u, @saint-garden, @moonlitnyx, @hungry-eel, @the-banana-0verlord, @i-like-forgs, @kirans-wonderland, @citrusitonit, @vioisgoinginsane, @shirubiaowo, @underly-niche-joy

I love yas ♡

#krenenbaker's :)#happy new year #I cannot believe it's *2024*

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wordycheeseblob · 4 months

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*Clinks glass with spoon*

I've seen a couple of people so this and wanted to say a few words as well.

Tumblr dot com is the first and only place where I learned online connections can change lives so much or be so genuine. It's never about numbers. Each blog breathes life of the unique person behind it. So many colorful personalities brought together...

And we've been through a lot.. the great bot purge of 20', the AO3 siege, the battle of Halloween on Christmas eve, Auburn shipping wars....

I never knew I could know such friendship. I wish I could tuck in each one of my moots and give you a goodnight kiss, a hug when you're in a dark place, and scream into the void together about our interests (because what am I if not an enabler :) )

You've changed my life in so many ways and you have no idea

My wonderful artist friends, I've wondered how can the same hands that create such disaster (affectionate) manage such breathtaking art @clavissionary-position

And breathe so much life into the canon world with their own enthralling iteration (seriously somebody let him on the Devs team) @devonares I don't see you two so often around here anymore but I do hope we meet again some sunny day

thank you @mllorei for being the ride or die friend i never had, and an amazing talented writer (and artist!) And co-conspirator. Listen, this word count is severely limited for all I want to say (*whispering* like fix your sleeeeep goddamit) @krenenbaker you're a puzzle I will crack some day... A mystery yet to be solved. An evil little box of pandora. A secret mastermind of destruction *squints* but for reals, from what I've seen you're a direct and genuinely good person with a shared passion for historical fashion! (or ARE you...? Hmmm)

@venulus man you're just so iconic I have no words

@dove-da-birb another fantastic writer, I got to know you and @azulashengrottospiano somewhere at the same time. Hehe what the latter doesn't know is I orchestrated most of the shipping wars hee hee :3 and Dove, at first I wanted to bully you a bit with crowleg (please forgive this peasant) but then I think I accidentally adopted you. You, @keithsandwich and Lorei are the best crocheters I know <3

Myara's gold handiwork is honestly out of this world. Also thank you for sending me stuff and thinking of me, I really appreciate that.

@vivislosingitagain and @vioisgoinginsane 's sistership is of legendary status, and I think Vio is like a sister to Vivi. (They're clones they're clones)

Isn't it wonderful how through billions of people on earth, you've found eachother?

@thewitchofbooks my literature loving friend! (And I found out recently, great artist too??!) I hope to see you more this year, I get so happy when we interact you won't believe it...

Thank you @violettduchess for always making me smile and persevering in the face of hardship. You're strong, stand proud. @leonscape I wish you a year full of Leon, don't give up! He may not be everyone's cup of coffee, but he is to you and that's what matters.

Thank you for always being there, I see you around a lot and just wanted to thank you and wish you a new years too! :]

@candied-boys @altairring @otomefreak876 @solacedeer @this-is-war-peacock @here-for-gilbert @dear-sciaphilia @chi-the-idiot @serynhe @katriniac @mymumisasquid @olivermorningstar @caffedrine

@happy-pup you helped me a lot, I will never forget you ^^

And my new friendos here @v-anrouge @saint-garden (the gremlins) @ikemendrew @officialdaydreamer00 @jade-s-nymph @crheativity and @nuttytani I hope to see more of you this year too!

Phew... I hope I didn't forget anyone, that's a lot of people! Even a small act of kindness here has made ripples throughout the world, it reached so many people... Many things will pass but I sincerely hope,

if you're here or not, I hope this new year treats you well. And you continue with a newfound strength into the future

#or something like that ily guys ehe :]#unlucky for you i will not stop annoying you to no end >:]#new year old me #happy new year

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ctitan98official · 3 months

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@idcjustletmescroll : Hey boss it's me again. it's 12 A.M. and I just had the idea to request a request. Could you write RE8 ladies' (Donna, Dimitrescus and Miranda) thoughts and reaction to a y/n who suddenly becomes obsessed with Squishmallows and even gives them one from their collection?

I love squishmallows! I have a doggy on my bed :) Let’s get into it!

Alcina:

Alcina loves how Y/N goes through different phases of liking stuff. Y/N gets so excited when they become obsessed with something new and she loves to hear them tell her about it.

Y/N has a growing collection of squishmallows because of Alcina. (She’s an enabler).

Alcina is touched when Y/N gifts her one of their favorite squishmallows. Y/N knows she’ll take good care of it and sometimes, Alci even sleeps with it in her arms.

This is the squishmallow Alcina gets from Y/N:

A Dragon (For obvious reasons XD)

Donna:

Donna completely understands why Y/N is obsessed with these little plushies.

She has a couple of her own. She tried to make one, but she just doesn’t have the right materials. The plushie she did make still turned out adorable, though.

Donna actually gets a bit teary-eyed when Y/N gives her their favorite squishmallow. It’s the ultimate proof of how much Y/N trusts her.

This is the squishmallow Donna gets from Y/N:

A black panther (I just like the idea of a dark and stealthy animal for her)

Mother Miranda:

As much as Miranda tries to act indifferent, she finds Y/N’s fascination with these little toys adorable.

Y/N frequently walks into their bedroom to find a new plush that Miranda picked out just for them.

The priestess feels her heart warm at the fact that Y/N wants to share one of their plushies with her. Miranda gives Y/N a big kiss on the forehead and tells them she’ll guard the squishmallow with her life.

This is the squishmallow Miranda gets from Y/N:

A bluejay (Hehe, birb. I couldn’t find any crow squishmallows, unfortunately)

Bela:

Bela is a fan of snuggles. She is a little miffed that there are so many squishmallows on the bed that she can’t get to Y/N as easily now.

Bela does like to prop herself up with a couple and read.

Bela grins at Y/N and pinches their cheek when they give her one of their squishmallows. Now, she has her own little friend to cuddle with… Y/N’s the one who gets a little jealous this time.

This is the squishmallow that Bela gets from Y/N:

A lion (I like the golden color of it and Bela is fierce, y'all)

Cassandra:

Cass actually bought a squishmallow for Y/N from Duke… That started the little crackhead on their quest to get more.

One day, Cass walks into her room to find Y/N snuggled into a huge pile of squishmallows. She laughed really hard, but thought it was quite cute.

Cass legit sobbed on Y/N’s shoulder for 30 minutes when they gave her their fave squishmallow… Y/N began laughing, but Cass punched them in the shoulder and threatened no sex for a week so they quickly shut up.

This is the squishmallow that Cass gets from Y/N:

A bear (Cute little teddy holding honey, ‘cause she’s so sweet… But only to Y/N)

Daniela:

Dani is just as much of a squishmallow fanatic as Y/N is. She likes to get into bed and have Y/N hold her while she snuggles her head into the plush toys.

Dani and Y/N like to do those slow-mo squishmallow bounce TikToks where they rate the squishiness of each plushie. (I love those. Look them up if you haven’t seen them and are interested!)

When Y/N gives Dani one of their favorite squishmallows, they might as well have been asking her to marry them. Dani knows that they’ll be together forever now.

This is the squishmallow that Dani gets from Y/N:

A Shiba Inu (Ah, yes. Meme doggo fits Dani perfectly if you ask me!)

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would-this-pokemon-be-a-friend · 4 months

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pet mandibuzz? big bird friend? goth birb?

arceus above let the lady be friend

I won’t sugar-coat it: caring for a mandibuzz might not always be easy, and it’s certainly not for everyone. But, for those who are really invested in adopting a goth birb, it can be done.

Mandibuzzes are surprisingly large! At nearly four feet tall, mandibuzzes stand taller than a majority of real-world birds. While the pokédex doesn’t make mention of it, these pokémon must be wicked strong in order to fly while weighing nearly ninety pounds! Caring for a creature this large, especially a flying one, is going to require quite a lot of space, so keep that in mind.

There isn’t a lot of data about whether or not mandibuzzes are friendly with humans, as they have only really been observed being kind to villabies (Ultra Moon, Sword). That being said, there is one sure-fire way to a mandibuzz’s heart: bones! Mandibuzzes use the bones of their prey for many uses, from building nests (Black) to decorating themselves (White). They take pride in the bones that they wear, to the point where fashion trends have been observed forming in groups of this pokémon (Shield). Offering a mandibuzz some choice bones may be a quick way to gain their approval and to show them you care about them. I do recognize, however, that some people may be grossed out by this behavior, and bones in general, which is another reason why a mandibuzz might not be right for everybody.

In the wild, mandibuzzes are predators. Despite their size and strength, this pokémon prefers to hunt weakened and vulnerable prey (Black), which indicates a hesitancy to risk conflict. Humans, given our relative size and strength, are unlikely to be targets for mandibuzzes to eat. Feeding these pokémon may not be super difficult, but it won’t be for the faint of heart and strapped for cash. Wild mandibuzz’s food of choice is cubones (Moon). If you, like myself, would be unwilling to feed your pet cubones, an alternative meat might prove to be expensive over time. Cubones weigh an average of 14 pounds, after all, which means that mandibuzzes routinely eat 14 pounds of meat! While mandibuzzes may prefer to hunt live prey, not all owners would be comfortable with that. Hopefully mandibuzzes aren’t too picky about how their prey is presented.

As alluded to earlier, mandibuzzes aren’t very likely to attack a human. They may be pretty large and strong for bird-like pokémon, but their hunting behavior indicates a strong aversion to risk. Fighting a human, most of the time, won’t seem worth it to them. Looking at their move-set, they don’t present much more of a threat than a real-world bird that size would. You would need to look out for their talons and beak with moves like Pluck, Sky Attack, and Brave Bird in their repertoire. They can attack from a distance if they want to with moves like Air Slash and Dark Pulse, so don’t mistake them for being completely physical. However, like I said, the chances of an attack outside of an accident or tantrum are pretty low.

Mandibuzzes certainly aren’t for everyone. Their large size and macabre lifestyle may be deal breakers for a lot of owners. That being said, I know there are a lot of people, like yourself, who really like this pokémon. To you I say: if you really want to adopt a mandibuzz, it’s certainly doable, if pretty difficult. Godspeed.

#pokémon #pokemon #mandibuzz #pkmn irl #PR-C

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