#some of the jokes are kind of mean

[ocean-sailor]

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#unpopular opinion I guess #Louis’ tour show is completely supportive #and a beautiful safe space #for everyone in the lgbtq+ community #some of the jokes are kind of mean #people can be upset #but let’s not lose sight of that #because it’s not about larry #or even Louis #it’s about Louies coming together #and celebrating who they are #and it’s rare in some of the countries he’s touring #and for some people watching lives #the rainbow lights and flags are a sign of hope for the future❤️🌈 #hope this helps anon #Louis will still be there for you #and so will Louies💕

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

#the tortured poets department #this is the fun kind of clowning lol #I’m 99% kidding but I think I might be onto something with the end before the beginning thing lol #(I’m not a rep tv truther whatsoever) #(I want TTPD to shine and get its limelight for eons) #(but I have to admit this joke conspiracy theorizing made me think maybe the end -TTPD- prefacing the beginning -rep- isn’t that far fetche #in the grand scheme of conspiracy theory clowning lol) #I think she’s just going to release some sort of bonus/accompanying content/art to go with whatever is cooking for Friday) #I do actually think the 13 might mean something… 13 extra tracks? Poems? Something? A la 3 am edition of midnights #Jlaw gif WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[57sfinest]

the true ending of disco elysium is the one where harry dies in the trash outside the whirling and garte just goes "i dont care"

the true ending of disco elysium is the one where harry collapses and dies on evrart's chair and kim has to be like "i'm sorry for my colleague. he's a funny man. he likes to make jokes at inopportune moments. up you go, detective." and evrart goes "oh of course. that's our harry, full of jokes! very funny! i do appreciate a good laugh! now let's get back to business, harry, i'm a very busy man, you know." and then they both stand there for a minute and harry is just fully dead half slumped off the chair and they both stand there like ............😐😐

#kim calling the 41st to be like hey um. that guy you guys sent? yeah he's dead. no he's not faking it. #yes i'm sure. what kind of question is that? he just kind of fell over dead. he said the chair was uncomfortable #what do you mean this isn't the first time this has happened. look can you just come get him. i'm at a loss here #is someone laughing in the background? is this some kind of joke? #^ then jean turns up and it's obvious he's really upset but all he says is 'fucking finally' #kiwipost #ask

[fallow-grove]

"autism will ruin your marriage" but taken to a different conclusion. autism so sexy ur spouse cant stop makin eyes at me. autism so charming bitches cant resist the way i posture like a wild animal

#im doing the mental equivalent of facepalming at myself right now but I Said What I Said #like what else am i supposed to think that means #too many people talking about autistic children 'causing divorce' not enough people talking about autistic adults 😏causing divorce💅 #(i am of course joking but also it Would be funny to at least mix up the harmful stereotypes just a smidge) #(we barely have agency in their narrative come on at least let us be the ones MANUFACTURING the vaccines to propagate our kind or some shit #(being victim all the time is boring!!!) #tag ramble #fallow buzzes #nonsense #autism #actually autistic #ableism #autism speaks

[eggbagelz]

They invented a subculture for me it's called loserpunk

#artists on tumblr #portrait of the artist #that is. a joke. to be clear. the new subculture thing i mean #anyway i kinda just feel grimy and grungy and more than a little like shit bc of some personal stuff rn #so i thought what the hell. lets do a douchey self portrait #didnt really help but its been nice to draw myself looking how i actually look instead of like. #the perky silly thing ppl expect me to be #bc like in reality im kind of just a shoddily dressed nerd in a handmedown sweatshirt n jeans looking. supremely tired

[kicktwine]

see? him face

vens very cute and I think he deserves to square up with Roxas, who is his friend and not-clone, because it would be really funny but ALSO the boy deserves to win a single thing ever in his life as a break from being the universe and kingdom hearts (the moon)’s milk webkinz. AND! he missed out! on getting an award from the million dreams festival that he won because he was preoccupied with the plot which was not very fun for him and then right afterwards he like, died, so the universe owes him a trophy and an ice cream (he got better so he can have them now)

#blonde men poll 2023 #Sorry I didn’t mean to get so invested. my bug got really far though so I’m feeling some kind of parental competitive emotion #kh #link would understand. I think any link would take the trophy and reuse it for either something neat or pointless but cool looking #like a club. or perhaps a contraption. Or a big cup #ven would get really shy upon receiving it and then put it in his room ON THE SIDE SOMEWHERE so no one thinks it’s super special or anythin #but he’s proud of it. if ven got ANY trophy he would be proud of it he’s a very second place getting boy #it doesn’t get him down though. most of the time. he gets tired of it but he’s kind of used to not being special #hi if it doesn’t sound like I’m joking around anymore it’s because I got too into thinking about how ven wld react to winning a competition

[hawkeyeslaughter]

through heavy , heavy tears : hawkeyes first instinct is to be KIND he’s so much less guarded than trapper and even bj when first meeting people ( even ones he probably won’t like ) he always treats them with respect . i’m going to be physically ill

#i have a headcanon that people were kind of really mean to hawkeye as a kid and this little detail about him reinforces it #he very much gives like . i was weird and left out as a kid but people love me now and i never want to be like those people who left me out #i feel like you see it most heavily with radar but he also does this thing when he steps back when he realizes he’s actually hurt someone’s #feelings . #idk like #he’s not kind ALL the time . like he obviously jokes around a LOT and some of those jokes can be pretty mean and even then sometimes he has #trouble apologizing #but at the same time ( most of the time ) if he realizes something has gone too far he’ll do what he can to express that he didn’t mean it i #in his own hawkeye way #i’m thinking about in ‘ for want of a boot ‘ when trapper calls radar short and radar gets upset about it and hawk’s like #‘ hey you know he’s only joking ‘ in that soft voice #or in ‘ house arrest ‘ when radar gets the platform shoes and hawkeye was like ‘ i was out of line for making fun of you ‘ #those are the instances that come to mind but there’s a TON more #idk i just really love that detail about him #that he’s willing to step back and recognize when a joke’s maybe gone too far #he even does it with frank and charles #mash #mashposting #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hawkeye pierce #hawkeye

[skunkes]

my furryverse has regular feral animals living alongside Furries, the Anthro Animals, which are usually just slightly bigger than them. All this time I'd just been thinking about the lesser animals as like. Pet dogs and sparrows right outside your window and squirrels in the forest. And not like. Anthro bunny families have to be careful in open areas lest a raptor that cannot be communicated with plucks one of your children

#furversey #talkys #i mean i kind of HAD....ive joked about smunker or some other furry wearing one of those coyote vests #but i was also thinking of more densely populated areas for some reason. like itd be rare #but if you dont live in a city itd be even scarier than being scared of animal attacks as a human being

[pangzi]

apparently jing yanjun, chen yesheng and wang bowen got along so well and had so much fun on set for conjuring curse and misty creed that a big chunk of the behind the scenes content was just completely unusable. they blamed it mostly on wang bowen saying inappropriate things.

#with inappropriate things i don't just mean swearing or vulgar things #it's kind of just anything that's just not really fit to be shared outside of setting it was said in #so it includes gossip or personal stories or inside jokes... #but also the clip does imply quite some sex jokes if you ask me dkskskdkfkfkf #dmbj #misty creed #conjuring curse #behind the scenes content

[styona]

I genuinely do not get how Terzo can be 4'9 or whatever if Tobias is evidently taller than that. I mean it's literally the same person. HUH???

#ghost band #the band ghost #ghost #ghost the band #tobias forge #terzo #terzo my beloved #I mean I get it's some kind of a joke or whatever but even THEN it doesn't make sense #wut? #I cannot estimate a person's height to save my life and even I can tell something's not right #it just doesn't add up in any shape or form

[stuckinapril]

I think I realized how severely humor infects all spaces when I witnessed two of my coworkers at the neuro clinic I’m interning at laughing at putting in a patient as deceased

#It wasn’t because the patient was dead it was because of an error the system did or something #But even joking about it in that context is fucking weird to me #I thought death would be the only thing humor couldn’t touch #Especially in the context of FTD which is a very aggressive dementia #I don’t think they’re bad people but I do think they’re weird as fuck for that #And if it were me I wouldn’t be able to sleep knowing I made that kind of joke #I don’t mean to be a buzzkill but I have my limits and wtf was that #I didn’t say anything I just pretended to be engrossed in my paperwork #The neurologist I’m shadowing wasn’t present #And while I do think she’s a little too robotic when dealing w patients I don’t think she’d have been in on that joke #Just odd idk the us healthcare system already has issues but I think a big one I’m starting to see is #How desensitized the healthcare workers get #Where’s your heart #I love medicine for the humanism of it I don’t wanna become like this one day #I know some people are gonna tell me it’s Just Two Coworkers Being Silly #But can’t they be silly about something else

[slashingdisneypasta]

Imagine your F/O watching you be flirted with by someone who's the opposite of themself.

For example, if your F/O is very serious and sensible- you're being flirted with by someone very goofy and a lot of fun. If your F/O is older, you're being flirted with someone your age (Or younger). If your F/O is mean, you're being flirted with by someone who is overly complimentary towards you.

How does your F/O deal with this?

#F/O Imagine #F/O Imagines #F/O #F/O x Reader #hmm lemme see for mine XD #for 👠👠👠cruella the other person is probably some sweet animal rights activist #telling me how pretty i am and laughing at my dumb dumb jokes- #cruella would be disgusted XD and be so mean to that poor woman- #then probably glower at me too even though its not my fault 😅😅😅 CRUELLA- #for 🖕🖕🖕otis its someone very similar again. someone very sweet and kind and... probably dumber then me honestly. #and um... i dont really wanna say what otis would do. it would not be pretty thats for sure #with 🐊🐊🐊jim its a young guy my age with a steady job and approaches me in a respectful manner XDD boyscout-type #and jim would make sure the guy knows i'm already attached🗣 haha XD #maybe threaten him a little. A LITTLE.

[us-costco-official]

i dont struggle with homicidal thoughts, no, i’d say im pretty good at those ! :)

#tw homicidal ideation #kind of #from the shelves of costco #this is ! joke ! guys #but i mean. #iykyk i suppose i’ve talked to some people about it lmao

[countess-of-edessa]

the world is so fucked up and i can't help but think the damage is irreparable when i see people talking about how unusual and prudish it is to wait six to ten dates before having sex with someone. ten dates??? roughly like twenty five hours of interaction????? ten old timer burgers and mango iced teas from chilis equals sex?????? the possibility of pregnancy, STDs, emotional devastation, lifelong consequences, not to mention just straight up the possibility of getting murdered, with a STRANGER you have hung out with for maybe like two months???? and that's a LONG TIME???? and if you feel weird about that and don't want to do that that makes you NOT HETEROSEXUAL????? THATS AN ORIENTATION???? BECAUSE ITS SO OUTSIDE OF THE NORM OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR ????? i hate all of you i hate you i hate you i hate you every day i hate and I hate and I hate you

#i genuinely genuinely don't understand how everybody who tries to date hasn't killed themselves yet #I'm not saying they should I'm just saying I don't get how they're able to continue on #i see women on social media talking about how they had to cry for a day because they slept with a man they'd been seeing for a while and #then he never called again #no joke not trying to be dramatic I would just kill myself??? i do not understand how people can keep going after something like that #i mean I would never be in that situation because everything about it is bad but like. still #I hate to kind of agree with the 'women over 25 are too bitter for love' twitter man even in a very roundabout way #but i think men AND women participating in modern dating culture have to in some way become so hardened and kill some part of themself #just to survive??? that sounds so melodramatic but like. I can't understand how else people could continue to function as human beings #when they interact with each other in the way modern dating culture dictates

[b4kuch1n]

Your swsh art always makes me want to replay the game because i love it and its my favorite pokemon game and every time i play another pokemon game i think of it how i miss certain elements from swsh. Then i boot up the game and im once again caught in the 1 hour 40 minutes hand held intro and im like ah- now i remember why i have been playing other pokemon games instead of this one. Happy (late?) birthday!

you don't want to listen to hop? you don't want to hear him teach you about type matchups? you don't wanna let him cheer u on...? 🥺 waa....?

#ask #bakuspeech #I am joking to be clear lmao #thank u happy bday to me !! #tbh I got real used to pokemon overexpositioning since sumo lol. it's kind of a boon for me #cause I'm not a Gamer™ and my brain takes stuff on Very slowly #so the tutorial stuff and the cutscenes give me time to catch up. also it's still fun to see these guys run around #I am in fact here for these guys lol. weird thing to say about the game built on and with an essential focus on the pokemon I know #I just like humans! I just like watching hop running circles around my player character all excited #and leon being a dick to his hometown people when they're expecting 'leon' back and they get the champion instead #and you get to see sonia used to dealing with it but the frustration never fully fades and how close she is to hop and that picture's bleak #listen this is my bread&butter lol. leon really doesn't show up That much himself around the game he's a shadow casted over the story #it's always interesting to me! does Not mean it's not sluggish to other people who want to play the game lmao #but I like it. also the tutorial at least the first time around was necessary to me bc the difficulty scales way up later on lol #it's a very good first pokemon game I maintain this. sumo never managed to teach me the same way swsh did #I still care drampa tho thank u drampa for being real I love u #lmao it feels like saying I'm not a Gamer™ violates some tenets of having adhd somehow. but its just the case here #the main genres I play are 'itch games tangential to the haunted ps1 people' and 'popcap-style casual games' #my sport's figuring out shapes n movin my stylus sadly. well not sadly why would that be sad