#some people are fr stupid

[gulski2]

jfc people wtf 😳😳

#brendan hunt #after the whistle #rebecca lowe #not #rebecca welton #oh sweet baby jesus #some people are fr stupid #i can’t even #ted lasso #afc Richmond

[alicesbread]

I really need to write a fic where Glinda sees Dorothy and goes "yup. You're my child now." And then after a torturing slowburn her and the wicked witch get together so Dorothy has aunt Em and Uncle Henry at home, and whenever she goes to Oz she has her witch lesbian moms waiting for her.

#they would be such a power couple #also this would make a good twoo/wicked mix #dotothy really needs some affection lets give her two moms why not #at first elphaba would be like “ugh this stupid kid” until she finally warms up and stops being as evil #glinda is the “i can fix her” fr fr #also the scarecrow and the tin man are her gay uncles #dorothy has a whole non biological family in oz and somehow manages to get people together #fanfic idea #dorothy gale #wicked witch x good witch #glinda the good #gelphie #elphaba thropp #glinda upland #the wizard of oz #wicked

[lameotello]

I hate that we've gone from "don't like, don't read" and not caring about what fucked up shit is depicted in fan media as a standard to hypervigilance and having to mind your every word so the group you've found yourself in doesn't know you ship the Not HOA Approved Ship

#like what the fuck #tello talks #proship #I just can't get over it fr #I have a platonic side acc and the fact I have to be afraid some stupid internet person will find out I ship tcest #and tell all their insane little friends who might or might not harrass me #is LITERALLY insane #I have fight daydreams sometimes. as you do. yknow the type of daydream where you're in a talkshow only this is an internet fight #and I try to think of ways to maneuver around a potential ''are you proship?'' situation by saying Yes Fuck You but in a way that explains #what proship IS not what /they/ have made it to be #and that it was the internet standard until like 2016 when some weirdo decided ship wars weren't enough #they needed to Actually Cancel people #but there's literally no way to win because they would /not/ listen #and that's is Insane and I don't feel I'm exaggerating here #anyway rant over #sorry #lol #long tags

[angelsdean]

once again, thee only time dean is reckless with Baby is when he's fucking staring at cas for five minutes straight while driving

#saw some stupid drunk driving discourse (again!) and i just. fucking cannot #i'm sorry but. if you really think this man is driving drunk you don't understand dean at all #he's not putting his car at risk and he's not putting the lives of others at risk #his whole life motto is centered around saving people and he's literally so broken up every time he fails to save people #also half the things people 'cite' as proof that he'd drive drunk just show me ya'll don't know what being drunk means #dean drinking a beer out of the cooler with sam at the end of an ep before driving off is not being 'drunk' #you think dean is getting drunk off of one beer?? be serious. #also dean literally sleeping at a bar instead of getting behind the wheel is um wow not him driving drunk! #dean forgetting how to drive bc he's losing his memory and sam THINKING dean is drunk / hungover is ALSO not dean driving drunk. wow! #anyways. we literally never see dean do anything to suggest he drives drunk. but people sure to love to project #fr one of my most hated fanon dean things of recent times #vic.txt

[skiespaintedblue]

If ur romantic f/o has any siblings, they're ur in law(s) now!!! How do you feel about them? How do they feel about you? What does your f/o think about you guys? Do you hate eachother, or are you friends?

#selfship #selfship community #self shipping #fictional other #selfship imagines #sort of #idk what tags to use aaaa #hope people see this post tho #i really wanna get more integrated into the selfship community cause i just like. reblog stuff #i wanna b friends with people!! if anyone is looking for selfship mutuals hmu #its probably cause i dont make much actual content. i should draw more stuff #but anyway about the actual topic of the post dgfjgkd #this came up for me cause i was thinking about leo and was like hey if hes markus's brother doesnt that make him my brother in law #and i was like :0 #fuck yeah we'd vibe so well together fr!! #im convinced we'd be besties even if i wasnt in love with his brother #we both got that tboy swag ykwim #platonic t4t? is that a thing? idk #but yeah we'd get along great. markus would be happy about it too until we started doing some stupid shit then he'll regret everything #i also have brother in laws on connors end w nines and sixty #honestly. i think realistically id be scared of sixty #he'd torment me i know he would #if i yawned around him he'd stick his finger down my throat #fucking spawn of satan #nines would be very different #i think it might be a bit awkward at first bc. youre sticking two bitches with social anxiety in a room together #one of which barely speaks #but i think eventually we'd get along just fine :D #id prolly enjoy going shopping with them. nines just feels like a good person to shop with #maybe ill make a post for parental in laws too cause i havent thought about hank and carl as much

[angelnumber27]

You lost true friends due to being a crazy person

Uh ma’am this is a mdcdonalds…

#you told me you hope i get raped again told me to kill myself and called the cops to my house #you threatened my family you lie about everything you copy my posts word for word and post them like u wrote them😂😂 #you have now spent EIGHT YEARS obsessing over and stalking me #you made fake accounts and sent yourself all the awful shit you said to me then posted it everywhere telling people that it was me… LMFAO #you have the maturity of a fuckin stump evidently even now EIGHT years later #I’m in your head rent free and I don’t want to be #we were never friends… LMAO ???? #why would I EVER EVER want to be your friend. be fr. #this is a wild thought process like be fuckin serious☠️ #you’re so pathetic #I’ve had to block like twenty ip addresses because you will not fucking stop obsessing over me. I know I’m sexy but this shit is just weird #Olivia you look so beyond stupid lmfao #get some fucking help #you’re fucked

[trillgutterbug]

i can't find it now but yesterday i saw a post speculating on how nandor might pronounce 'lgbt' and i have since had 'elgibbity' rotating nonstop in my head

#wwdits #deliver me.... #this is almost as bad as when i found out the way some (stupid) people pronounce cotyledon #which i think about obsessively now every time i garden #word earworms are so much worse than song earworms fr

[quillkiller]

no but if i have to see the term girl-anything ever again i think i will kill myself

#girl dinner #girl dads #girl version of roman empire #girl this and girl that #WHAT ARE WE DOING ?????? #literally just playing into gender stereotypes and letting people make fun of women as if we’re all in on the joke #when we’re absolutely not #we’re not reclaiming anything or controlling the narrative #we’re being made! fun! of! #same with bimbo culture 😭😭😭😭😭 #some of yall have to read feminist theory fr we’re like back 50 years at this point #all it literally does is play into gender stereotypes and allowing our oppressors to laugh at us #but now with ’our permission’ ?? because we made it up??? STUPID #being ’in control of the narrative’ in a patriarchy means fuck all #there’s still a patriarchy and we’re still subscribing to the societal norms of gender #even if its a joke #anyway #and its not fucking feminism #it literally cant be if at the end of the day it serves the patriarchy #just because girlies are choosing to do it doesnt make it feminism #a woman own choice does not equal feminism if if it directly serves a patriarchal society #feminism is going against and refusing patriarchy and its hard fucking work #have some critical thinking i swear to god

[pa-pa-plasma]

look i'm gonna say it. some relationships are not queer, & that's okay. you don't have to cling to the idea that it's only okay if you can somehow make it queer. it's okay to be in a cishet relationship. the type of relationship doesn't make you less queer & it doesn't make cishet people inherently like. evil or something. chill out

#i keep seeing posts implying that only queer relationships are okay & seeing people being so afraid to be considered cishet #like. some queer people will get confused for being cishet. that's fine. you don't have to get angry at that. simple mistake #like i understand what you guys are saying but it just looks to me like you guys are shitting on straight people #there are trans het & cis gay people in the community. saying being cis or het is bad & should be avoided & argued against is just weird #like i 100% get you guys are trying to do some positivity thing but. does it have to be stupid #i get that some relationships that appear cishet are actually queer but if both people are cis & of opposite sexes & genders then like #i don't see how it's a queer relationship #you can BE queer & out & proud but a het relationship is a het relationship #if i started dating a guy i wouldn't say it wasn't #idk maybe i'm tired & confused but like. het relationships are not evil & it just makes it confusing to describe if you claim it's gay #like it's fine to joke i get that but when people start saying shit about how much they hate cis or het or cishet people fr like. shut up

[thedickcavettshow]

I just majorly embarrassed myself in class by mentioning to some classmates who I'm kinda friends with that I'm a senior but I'm not graduating this year bc I need an extra semester and they were like "WHAT???? 😮😮😮 WHY LOL" ... I forgot that in real life people aren't supportive of dumb people like they are on tumblr lol

#idk why that like fr kinda upset me lol I just get bothered when people think I'm stupid #usually I'm not bothered by what people think of me like I'm visually queer in a conservative town so I'm very used to people being mean #but when people get this look on their face where they clearly think I'm an idiot that just really gets to me for some reason

[brainrotdotorg]

i finally got a money order for my new passport, scheduled my appointment for tomorrow, got my auto insurance printed, and set out vinegar and dish soap gnat traps to finally kill those thangs. literally so adultcore of me. everyone clap

#fr that i am glad i at least got out of the apartment ive been a real homebody for awhile #i ran into a guy from my old creative writing class with his girlfriend that i thought. wasnt real #but no she was really gorgeous and hes just some guy. kind of hilarious seeing couples like that #anyway also got drinks for my gay little minifridge #oh and finally got paid for a comm hooray!! #and i took out the trash #AND im getting some packages today #wow today is so eventful. so much going on #<- doesnt even mean that sarcastically this is way more than i do on an average day #these are all really little. stupid things. but my life used to be so stagnant #maybe it was because i was a child but. all of these things would have scared me to do on my own #if i keep talking im going to get sappy about how i thought i would never get here. like #never live past 18 and never do stuff like this just. normal stuff. #there was a point in my life where the thought of printing important documents made me physically ill #and running into people i know outside? HAH #no way to navigate those social interactions except stare at my feet #idk what changed. i guess i just grew #and im still growing. heart emoji #if i can do these things while im 20 imagine what i can do when im 30 and 40 and 50 etc etc #i can do things on my own. i dont have to grin and bear it. i can put out the gnat traps and kill the gnats #yanno. anyway!

[anotherpapercut]

god that fucking ridiculous ass post from the person who "works in family law" or some shit where they're like "people who don't want to get married are soooooo stupid. the ONLY reason anyone would EVER choose not to get married is because its too permanent for their tiny brains to handle. don't you know buying a house and having kids are permanent? you childish idiots obviously know NOTHING about the law" is so fucking chock full of straightforward right wing evangelical rhetoric that it's genuinely shocking to me to see it on Tumblr as opposed to the New York times op ed section right next to an article about how trans people are stealing precious little girls

#just genuinely insane to me how many times i have seen that uncritically rbd #or even worse with an addition by some 19 y/o white kid like 'ummm also dont you stupid morons know this is why we fought for gay marriage' #yall are fr saying with your whole chest that non marital relationships are not only less real than marital ones #but also that you believe marriage status discrimination is actually a good thing #bc forcing people to participate in a religious tradition is progressive actually. for reasons. #you dumbasses really cant conceive of a world where all types of relationships are entitled to the same rights?? lmfao #this is literally the 'platonic love is just as important as romantic love!!!!' website but yall dont think ppl in committed relationships #whether romantic platonic or even familial should be entitled to the same rights as married couples? fr? thats the stance youre taking? #ok lmfao #have fun furthering the right wing 'family oriented' Christian agenda! it DEFINITELY wont come for same gender marriage again

[birdianna]

gonna go ahead and say those of you who make it a hobby to just completely disparage Wayhaven, certain routes, and the fans for enjoying this media are corny and wack af. there’s plenty of IFs that might fit your fancy. the bullying just isn’t necessary. critiquing constructively is welcomed, but the way I see some ppl hating on Wayhaven like it’s they motherfuckin day job? embarrassing! seek help!

#and will happily use the characters for clout and engagement but simultaneously claim how low quality and stupid Wayhaven is #it’s giving bird brained fr #there is other media to indulge in if you’ll just never be satisfied #again this isn’t referring to the people respectfully having discourse #twc book 3 #a du mortain #f hauville #n sewell #specialist agent m #twc critical #some convos are best left for the groupchat #idk id just never publically do such a thing #let people enjoy things

[thegetdownrebooter]

t*yl*r sw*ft getting dragged every 5 business days... i used to pray for times like these.

#i'm sorry but i hate her so fucking bad #i must speak my truth #god her music is so mediocre and her performative activism actually fooling a generation of young girls is so pitiful #like... you have a bunch of sw*ft*es actually thinking she is some closeted lesbian... bffr #mind you she only started spewing her fake woke “gay rights” shit after she got cancelled in 2016 #like why are you shocked by her dating that awful man? surely her lame rebranding after reputation didn't fool you fr? #god... i miss 2016 #back when people realized she was a performative white feminist that only used feminism for her benefit #lmfaoo i remeber swifties trying to defend her about the private jet shit #i wonder if they will claim “misogyny” in response to her dating an edgelord neo nazi #at the end of the day she doesn't actually practice what she preaches like it's all part of her brand #and also she isn't secretaly dating karlie kloss or whatever #in fact karlie is married to a trump in-law like... the jokes write themselves #anyways if you wanna stand a white pop girl so bad ariana is right there #sabrina is also right there #britney is still standing #in fact britney's blackout album is better than anything she has ever released i can tell you that much #i know i will most likely get jumped by her racist cult fanbase but i must speak my truth #maybe i won't have to hear that stupid anti-hero song at the grocery store anymore

[ihatebnha]

breakup prank on bakugo 🥲 I weep

No bestie, I can't do this. Stop.

I just think... I think... you woudn't do a breakup prank on Bakugo🔫... but... if you did, OKAY, IF!!! you did one...

It wouldn't just go bad, as in, him getting mad and storming out... it would go bad as in... him like, almost immediately breaking down into tears... and then fighting off any attempt at consolation.

Like the type of thing where you'd say whatever ("I think we'd need to break up") and he'd just immediately go all stoney-eyed and weak-kneed trying to fight off all the tears...

And even if you instantly, literally that same second, told him you were joking, he'd still be super resistant to listening to you and would probably immediately start yelling at you to leave.

It would just be... so TERRIBLE because he'd just collapse in on himself and then wouldn't listen to you at all... :((( not even because he's like... incapable of taking a joke but because he's sensitive and really just feels THAT MUCH for you and also... is probably already pretty scared of chasing you away.

So no matter what you tried to say he wouldn't listen for a long, long time. And even if he did (and believed you), I can see him staying pretty pissed for a while, at least.

However, this would just be if you like... if you set everything all up to seem serious but super unwarranted. I'm sure he could handle a little "I'm gonna break up with you" banter (or even real communication about issues), but like... talking him through a whole preamble of like... "Hey. We need to talk," only to randomly break up w/ him...

Idk, I just think it would really mess with him (and his Feelings) because he would never do that to you!!!🥺🥺🥺

BUT I KNOW THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, RIGHT?👁👁

#bakugo #sorry if this is a sh*tty answer i dont write anymore LOOOL #no jk (you just got hashtag krissed)(jk again) #but fr sorry if this is wishy washy #but anyway i just think if u set it all up to be real and then told him it wasnt............. #even if he forgave u it would really hurt him #he's insecure abt relationships WE KNOW THIS #and he would cry :( and that would be a hit to his pride #and also he'd like. immediately try to drop you lmfaooo #he's a fighter but like. not for people who wouldnt fight for him u know #so he'd be sad but also really angry if he thought you'd gotten rid of him just like that #leetle broken hearted boy #all 'lalalalala go away we're broken up now' until you really did leave :( #which is why you CAN'T!!!! #this is just if u like. pranked him tho i think real issues/breakups even would be different obviously #like he'd be teary but he'd be listening #vs just some random "we have to breakup' with no real... communication beforehand #but thats another convo #and so is insecure bakugo #SORRY AGAIN IM STUPID THO BYE #ask #anon #caitie things #bakugo thoughts

[francy-sketches]

just randomly remebered a book series i read as a kid ok no actually i just read books 3 4 and 5 for some reason and there's like 6 but I was really into it for a while. anyway it was one of those geronimo stilton books but the stupid rat was not in them idk why they had his name on the cover they were actually kind of gruesome from what i remember. ngl they went hard they had cool little sketches in them too and there was this blue dragon with half a tail i loved him sm i was so upset when i couldnt find fanart bc nobody knew this book u.u I'm like 99% sure it was never translated so its just an italian thing but. any of my fellow italian girlies remember this. was I the only one to ever read it

#.txt #i could have sworn i read book 1 and/or 2 at some point but i dont have either of them so??? #wait i think maybe a friend had them and i borrowed them idk #just flipped thru the ones i have btw the drawings still go hard i was expecting them to suck but no #there's this one of a baby dragon that i was obsessed with i kept trying to replicate it. i think i made the dragon into an oc #all the people i know are like omg i love geronimo stilton and tea sisters but i mention this and they're like ??? what is that #SHUT UP ABOUT THE STUPID CRINGE FLOP RAT WITH THE SMELLY BOOKS #i know those got translated into other languages. ofc THEY did -_- #wait maybe not the smelly ones #oh also speaking of semi obscure italian fantasy kids books. anyone remember la ragazza drago. i fucking loved that one #never finished it either tho i think i got up to book 3 or 4 😭 #im like the grrm of readers fr #i kind of want to reread both of them ngl. even tho they're kids books lol #also im so not used to reading in italian anymore. it feels so cringe now idk #y am i making a post about italian kids literature but writing it in english lol