And if you kick every trans person out of this country, then whose going to play Resident Evil, CAPCOM? 🤨 *whispers of disappointment* “oooo no that’s not-“ no, like, I mean in the sense that-
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[The following recording was taken from security footage on the cameras of VAN_005 at 12/20/22.]
Alright, fuckers, who’s ready to find ourselves a ghost?
Yeah!
There’s no need to get flashy. We go in, get the evidence, and get out. If we’re lucky, we’ll get a few hours of sleep tonight.
Well, with Dan here, it should be easier than ever!
I’m still not sure this is the best idea… I mean, I’ve never talked to another ghost before! What if they think I’m trying to trick them, or something?
It’ll be easy, Dan, don’t worry. All you’ve gotta do is keep it busy if you can, ask it to give us some evidence, and maybe even get on it’s good side so we don’t get hunted.
Alright. Yeah. I can do that.
Speaking of which, what’s the name of our spectral friend tonight?
Um… Noah Walker. And of course, they don’t have any information as to if it’s shy or not. That would cause some extra effort, and why would Spiff ever do a damn thing himself when he can just send out another team to die?!
Holy shit, Seán, calm down. There are cameras in here.
You’re right… You’re right. I’m sorry. I’m just a little nervous, I guess.
We’re all nervous. There’s never been a full team death before. I heard Philza’s trying to quit and take his kids with him.
Well, I heard that they’re still trying to calm down the demon in that office building. It’s always the office buildings…
Lads, as much as I’d love to sit here and chat with you, we need to get going. We’re wasting our grace period, and I’d rather not have us be the next full team wipe.
Well, if we do end up dying, at least we can hang out with Daniel!
That’s not funny.
You’re right. Sorry.
Come on, guys, let’s go catch ourselves a ghost!
And hopefully not die in the process.
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Here is my schedule as soon as Christmas comes around
4:00 pm : wallow in self pity
4:30 pm : stare into the abyss
5:00 pm : solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 pm : ✨jazzercize✨
6:00 pm: dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again 😞)
7:00 pm : wrestle with my self loathing
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I’m booked!
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"If there is a hell, Kane Carter will burn for eternity" is such a raw line you'd think it came from classic novel but its actually from people arguing about robot furries on twitch
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AYO BESTIE THIS CALLS FOR A PARTY BOOGIE WOOGIE
WOOHOO
LET'S GET SOME WOINE
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Why are you affiliated with neonazis
if this is a serious question and not another terf trying to get a rise out of people i’m going to need clarification on what you’re talking about. if i somehow reblogged from somebody with those beliefs please tell me and i will absolutely delete the post but i can’t do that if you’re being vague about it. if this is a serious question please clarify and i will take immediate action. if this is yet another transphobe jumping on the online harassment train though just to make people upset, that’s really fucked up of you. i take these things very seriously and would never intentionally platform people like that so if this is a real and serious question please provide me with more details and if this isn’t then please reevaluate that because that’s a really fucked up thing to do.
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you know that spasm your stomach does right before you vomit that kinda triggers a gag? mine likes to do that randomly, and it happens so often i can trigger it which might make me capable of vomiting on command but i’d rather not find that out because gagging is the worst sensation i could ever feel. that’s the part of vomiting i hate the most. the gags. something about the sensation makes me cringe. if vomiting was just you being like ‘i’m going to vomit’ then you just open your mouth and it comes out on command i wouldn’t mind vomiting. but first there’s the awful nausea, then the stomach spasms, then the acidic taste, then your stomach still lurching even though it’s empty. i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to fully overcome this fear.
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