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big-gay-bird · 2 years

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HEY EVERYONE AMAZING GROUND BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE!

AFTER MANY HARROWING YEARS….

🎉💥✨WE FINALLY KNOW HOW EELS FUCK✨💥🎉

#eels #nsft #sorry I couldn’t resist #biology #animal facts

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clingyduoapologist · 9 months

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Honestly being a secret Miguel O’Hara stan who isn’t attracted to him feels like being in the closet, if I were to out myself i'd experience as much oppression and hatred as the LGBTQIA+ Community (Or even more).

#sorry I couldn’t resist #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara

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howdon-aldi-death-queue · 1 year

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#sorry i couldn’t resist #barbie selfie generator #this ken is really about to lose his marbles #the fact that the generator went for that randomly is baffling lol #star wars #general hux #domhnall gleeson

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for-valour · 11 months

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Part 2! (Part 1 is here.)

On this day, the 11th June, King George VI and Queen Elizabeth joined Eleanor and Franklin D. Roosevelt at their cottage in Hyde Park for what was described to the press as a ‘casual’ picnic-style dinner with informal and relaxed entertainment.

On the menu was Virginia ham, salad, turkey, strawberry shortcake (one of Bertie’s favourites, apparently!) and a lorry of watermelons. Oh, and the all-American hot dogs grilled over an open fire - which were only included at the last minute because the King said he was “looking forward to tasting them.”

Everyone ate from paper plates. Elizabeth opted to use a knife and fork for her hotdog, whereas Bertie went all in and used his hands! (I love that he was such a willing participant😂) He even went back for seconds, tried some Boston baked beans, and enjoyed several beers too. Bertie was less amused when he got mustard on his tie - oh those Windsor boys and their sartorial hang-ups!

There was also Native American music, dancing and folktales. All in all it was a hugely successful evening, with the humble hot dog meal having since gone down in history as being both an amusing but rather brilliant culinary idea as part of the Roosevelts campaign to win over the American people to the charms of the British monarch, and in turn build mutual support; a special relationship between both countries ❤️

P.S. I’m a little bit obsessed by what foods Bertie liked and ate, so expect more food-related posts in the future.

gifs made by @for-valour

Sources: FDR Library, US National Archives, Smithsonian Channel.

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admirableadmiranda · 1 year

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Does anyone know where abouts a golden core is in the body? I don't think it's mentioned in mdzs, unless I've missed it?

Don’t worry Anon, CQL Lan Qiren is happy to tell you where the golden core is!

Spiritual energy is stored in our pubes.

(Or more seriously, it’s in the lower abdomen)

#mdzs #cql #the untamed #lan qiren #asks #anon #anon asks #sorry I couldn’t resist

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catb-fics · 2 months

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Whatever's going on we'll still get the song tomorrow somehow. They can't back out on the date now after the promo they've done. Even if they just drop it on streaming platforms with nothing else.

Van performing the single on ig live naked with just his acoustic guitar covering his privates - you heard it here first 😆

#catb asks #sorry i couldn’t resist

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smol-stardust · 3 months

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Where did you come from, where did you go?

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

#sorry I couldn’t resist #sparky's.moots:)#sparky’s nonsensical replies

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amphar0s · 29 days

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What’s it look like?

8.62 inches long. 3.67 inches wide. curves lightly to the left. tip is EC9EC0 pink, shaft is a creamy beige. three distinct veins with the longest ranging from the base to the tip on the middle right side. excretion is macaroon cream. trimmed but not clean shaven

#sorry i couldn’t resist #you will have to FIND OUT

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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 1 month

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Von Karma voice: “Did you shoot me?! Did you actually shoot me?!”

#sorry I couldn’t resist #storyrambles #ace attorney

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1908jmd · 1 year

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Klaine advent 2022 - day 16 Maintain

“Let me get this straight, you think I should convert our extra bedroom into a gym? Would we have room for the equipment?

Blaine scoffed at his bestie Sam’s idea, in their weekly call, before Christmas.

“Your family could buy the equipment as presents, and Kurt could join you. Blaine, if you want to go round dressed as a half-naked Santa, and have your bulging biceps, perfectly shaped ass and thighs to maintain, you’ve got to put in a bit of extra work at the gym. It makes sense to have one at home.

A smirking Blaine could only agree.