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Twisted anxiety reader in a singing contest show (MHAHAMHAHAH) It would be a reason why she was singing in the woods.

✨ imagine✨

MC is feeling useless and unhelpful and just wants to pull their weight in supporting the dorm and stuff. Just overall trying to be more useful to Yuu.

So she overhears smth about a anonymous singing contest and the winner will get $5000 which for mc, Yuu and Grimm that's a lot of money. And 2nd and 3rd also has cash prizes. I think she goes for 2nd place ,so she has the money of 1st without the popularity of 1st. So she puts her fears to the side (🤨no she doesn't) to help her friend and cat.

I see this contest being an online voting type thing. Also celebs 😉 do go on the show to help promote it, to judge them and what ever else they do.

In the show they give the contestants a "wish"/ charm that can help them with their performance (enter ✨shimmers✨ & instruments magic that was talked about). It what makes the show popular

Now we give MC song/writing abilities. She honestly has a diary of kind. She needs it.( Torture her bout it later😈)

Now I'm sure we wondering how does this come into play

THEY THINK THE SONGS ARE ABOUT THEM

They'll all find a way to connect the songs to themselves. If songs says an eye color or hair color the characters with said color goes crazy about it.

Enchanted by Taylor Swift is one that comes to mind as a song that everyone relates to.

Rook/ jade would send clips of MC singing on the show and "THIS IS THE VOICE I HEARD"

I have so many sub-plots for twisted singer reader.

Also I'm really glad to like hearing things like this. I was really nervous to send the asks.

More to come along at one point or another ☺️☺️

i immediately thought of “ivory skin and eyes of emerald green” from jolene and rook just going:

shout out to @/a-twistedheartslonging because i WILL NOT stop using this cute little rook meme they made fldkaldkakwkdkxkakdkfhx

OH MY GOD READER IS SO NERVY AND SCARED AND THINKING SOOO MUCH ABOUT THIS SINGING COMPETITION AHHHHH

they’re physically reacting to thinking about it. they’re nervous tics come out (that happens to me, whenever i’m suppppper nervous i start chanting and get anxiety induced tics) and yuu and grim are getting worried because nothing has happened, so why are you so anxious?

OH MY GOD HAHSHSHAH IMAGINE THE WHOLE CONTEST IS FILLED WITH INTROVERTS HAHDHAHAHAH they all get to suffer at our expense

MUWHAHAHAHSHZHHAH AHHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAH😈😈😈

*clears throat* anyways 🙂

reader : *sings enchanted*

ALL of the guys she made eye contact with that week: …so you’re proposing?

OH MY GOD MAYBE ROOK AND JADE (for totally separate reasons) SEND IN A CLIP THEY TOOK OF Y/N SINGING AND SENDING IT TO THE SHOW BAHAHSHAHA

idk maybe there’s some super duper advanced magical technology (marvel’s equivalent of ‘quantum’) and y/n gets an invitation and they’re like????

I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING YET

THE CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT IS SOOO REAL-

ROOK BRINGING VIL TO THE FOREST WHOSE GRUMBLING ABOUT HOW HE HAS HOMEWORK AND HOW THIS’LL THROW HIS SCHEDULE OFF-

“non non! roi du poison you must come with me avec hâte!” (with haste)

and they’re crouched behind a rock for a few minutes and vil is annoyed because rook is doing rook things again and he does not have time for this. especially not today because he has to find someone to endorse for the music show he volunteered to judge.

only problem: EVERYONE SUCKS OR HAS AN UGLY PERSONALITY!! vil is disgusted by the cockiness and the greediness of these… influencers who paid their way to be on the show.

it puts a horrible taste in his mouth, especially with how shameless they are to try and win his favor. he’s not some cheap executive they can bribe to put their foot through the door, especially with their lack luster… abilities.

vil almost called it talent, but you had to be good to have that.

just as he’s about to voice his complaints and leave, rook’s grip on his shoulder stopped him from moving and the finger to his lips stopped him from breathing. vil was visibly shocked because rook never put hands on him, especially like this.

there was a snap of a twig up ahead. rook’s forest green eyes flicked to the horizon a few times, head too, urging him to look.

and he’s more than pleasantly surprised to see… you- well as much of yourself that you would allow the watchful eyes of the trees see. your ceremonial robe covering your short stature.

rook looked at vil expectingly, but vil was still confused, so what if a student was in the woods? unless it was his own this was a problem rook should bring up to the other house wardens. and it wasn’t illegal, nor against the school rules so-

then, you started singing.

he couldn’t recognize the song. but he could recognize the passion. yes you were untrained and flat in a few sections but that didn’t matter. you were good, pitchy but good.

song after song, sometimes repeating a few as you danced and bowed your heart away.

he wasn’t sure how much time passed but it was a considerable amount since the sun that once well over the trees now peeked through the canopy and was gazing longingly at the moon.

cursing, you looked around, bent down to collect the things you brought with you, and scurried away towards another entrance towards the forest.

vil was quick to react, to follow but rook stopped him. looking down at his vice house warden with an incredulous look, rook only shook his head softly. there was a reason you were alone in the woods and not in the various music clubs.

this was your little secret.

vil who WAITS for your submission so he can back you but you never submit… hm,

with a snap of his manicured fingers, rook is on it! maybe rook knows who you are, maybe he doesn’t, vil could really care less since the whole show is based off of anonymity.

(vil side eyes the influencers and other contestants who practically spell it out for the audience who they are so they can vote for them)

maybe to… put you on the right track vil has rook go to your little forest spot and place a flyer there, practically ENCOURAGING YOU TO SIGN. UP.

you think someone would get a hint right?

“huh, that’s weird… maybe i should change locations since someone else was here”

that’s it. rook’s sending in your video and you’re getting a flyer stapled to the tree saying you’re accepted. yes yes this is because of your fairy god mother’s NOW SING

vil also giving y/n some song recommendations he thinks that are good, up until he sees you gently pull out a FUCKING LOADED BOOK from your backpack filled with songs.

yes darling those are great but lol at all the nice songs he gave you! they’re in your range too!!

vil slowly finding out who you are because he heard you hum a song in the hallways that only the mysterious ‘forest nymph’ (what a ludicrous myth the students came up with) sang.

and yes he’s shocked that the ramshackle neet (ouch vil 😿) has golden pipes.

THE CHAT ROOM IS NOW INVITE ONLY TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HEARD THE ELUSIVE FOREST NYMPHS SONG!!! (i’ll cook smthn better i promise)

VIL THINKING WHAT TO SEND THEM TO HELP THEM IN A CUT THORAT BATTLE ROUND AND ROOK OFF HANDEDLY COMMENTING ‘if only there were an orchestra here to play along with their beautiful singing’

ERUKIA!!

*cue golden instruments*

but in hindsight sight:

we’re gonna give her so much anxiety she’s not gonna know what to do😈 sorry pookie!! there’s no safe space at night raven college☺️🫶

#so many thought & yet so little space 😔#just know that i’m right here- patiently waiting in the wings for your next ask so i can info dump some more ☺️#i don’t want this to get too long but #sorry for the long post babes🙈#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #tiyoin’s cuties 。　 ඞ 。#VIL THINKING OF WHAT TO

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rosicheeks · 2 years

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I follow you because you and your blog are great and you are insanely attractive and I want to join your snap but you never respond to me 😢

Whaaaat? No no I always reply when it comes to my snap ☺️

#if you’re only sending like hey how are you messages I’m not going to reply #I’m sorry #i just get super overwhelmed replying sometimes #i have a lot of asks I’ve been meaning to get to #but I always always always reply to anyone who is curious about my snap #the only thing is I block/dont interact with people who have blank/ageless blogs #and it makes me a lil uncomfortable when I see married in a bio? like as long as I know your partner knows???#but still it’s super easy for someone to tell me that their partner knows and is ok with it when the partner has no clue #so idk idk #that just makes me slightly uncomfy?#i don’t want to be involved in cheating or anything like that cause that’s just shitty #but yeah #if you’re not any of those things #and you’re just a person looking to join my snap reach out baaaaabe!#unfortunately I haven’t been posting much this week cause busy busy busyyy #but after my bday I’m gonna post A LOT #especially with all the gifts my lovely snap babes got me 🙈#ask #answered #anon

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demonpiratehuntress · 3 months

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I am actually so mad. I was working on this and for some reason it didn't save correctly and ended up posting a blank draft while deleting the stuff I had already written! I'm so sorry it took so long, @tiaramarijadhkxdyi755, but here it is! i hope this is close to what you wanted, because i wasn't sure how to go about it 🙈

taglist - @kabloswrld

patience with the Straw Hats

featuring - Zoro x F!Reader, Luffy x F!Reader, Sanji x F!Reader, Usopp x F!Reader

summary - the ask above

warnings - mean/careless/neglectful Straw Hats, im sorry, i changed Luffy's and Usopp's because I don't imagine them ever screaming at or getting angry with their s/o 💕

ZORO

Zoro has a short fuse, and that's common knowledge. Everyone knows just how grumpy and aggressive he can be after a hard fight or a difficult day training. He's snapped at everyone more than once, but you seem to take the brunt of it since you're the closest to him, and today was no different.

"For fucks sake just leave me alone!" Zoro could be heard yelling at you all throughout the Sunny. "You're too damn clingy and I don't need your help right now!" He stormed off.

You stood there in shock, having just asked him if he was okay, and taken aback by the response you had gotten. It wasn't unusual for him to be angry, but he was really upset today for some reason. You decided to give him space, but you had to admit you weren't really hurt or upset. More so disappointed that he had once again pushed you away.

"Zoro-"

"What?!" He snapped, glaring at you as you came up into the crow's nest with some food. "I'm not hungry, just leave."

"But-" You started, until he did something unexpected.

He smacked the food out of your hands, sending it all over your face. Your eyes widened and you stumbled back a bit, stunned.

"Okay, I'm sorry," you apologised, giving him a soft smile, "I'll have food in the room once you're ready to eat."

You waited a long time until Zoro finally entered your shared room, looking embarrassed and guilty about his outbursts today. He didn't say anything as he crossed the room and sat down beside you, but when he took your hand in his and brought it to his lips you knew he was apologising.

"It's okay," you smiled gently, "I'm not upset. Just disappointed that you won't let me help you."

"I know I know," he admitted. "I'll work on it, I promise."

"What made you so angry anyway?" You squeezed his hand.

He sighed, "You almost got hurt in our last fight because I was distracted. It's been haunting me, and I just don't want it to happen again. I snapped because I wanted to train harder instead of resting or eating, so I can properly protect you."

You smiled at him again, "But you always do, that was not your fault babe."

He was so grateful to have such a patient, understanding and loving girlfriend.

SANJI

Sanji usually never snapped at or yelled at you. He didn't ever want to, and never had any reason to. He was sweet, loving and doting just like you were, but unlike you he did have his days where he went against his promise to never lash out at you or hurt you in any way. Today was one of those days. Usopp had pulled him away from some girls who were fawning over him, and he was irritated.

"Why did you do that?" He glared at the sniper. "I was having fun."

"You also have a girlfriend," Usopp reminded him, gesturing towards you. He was nervous now, because Sanji looked pissed off.

"So?" The cook scowled. "I can appreciate and talk to other women without cheating on her!" He spoke like you weren't right next to him. "Right, (Name)?"

"Right," you smiled, a bit disappointed but not showing it.

Then he was off, returning to those women to apologise and your crew turned to you, looking at you quizzically. Nami set her hand on your arm reassuringly.

"It's okay," you told them with a smile, "It doesn't bother me."

Sanji then returned, but was quick to notice the disappointed look you had on your face. He was about to ask but you shook your head and kissed his cheek, continuing your exploration of the island.

"Okay what's your problem?" He suddenly asked, annoyed, when you looked disappointed at another interaction between him and a pretty woman.

Your eyes widened, "I'm not-"

He rolled his eyes, "I'm not stupid, (Name). You're obviously hiding the fact that you want to control my every move and stop me from ever talking to other women again."

That claim was so preposterous, you frowned, "I wouldn't-"

He quickly realised what he had said and his eyes widened, "No no no, my love I didn't mean that! I don't know why I said, I-I-" He fumbled for an excuse but sighed when he didn't have any. "I'm sorry, my love. Let me make it up to you, with your favourite dinner."

"Deal."

LUFFY

In all honesty, I don't see Luffy getting angry with or yelling at you. I think he's more of the neglectful type, when faced with certain situations like facing Boa Hancock out on the sea. She claimed she didn't know you guys would be there, but you're pretty sure she was stalking his movements. Luffy wouldn't listen though.

"It's okay, (Name)!" He replied cheerily when you voiced your concerns, "Hammock's really nice! And she has yummy food!"

And then he was off, leaving you to shake your head and sigh. You retired to your shared room, hoping that Luffy would eventually realise her intentions and come back.

He never did, and after a few hours you were starting to get lonely. So you ventured out to find him, only to see him giving her a tour of the Sunny.

"Luffy!" You called, but frowned when he seemingly ignored you as Hancock said something to him.

That was pretty much how the day went. You were ignored entirely by your boyfriend, simply because Hancock wouldn't let him pay attention to you. But you were disappointed in him too, for not telling her that you were dating and for not coming to spend time with you on his own.

When the day ended and Hancock retreated to her ship, bidding Luffy goodbye, the captain finally made his way to you. You weren't upset or sad, but Luffy could see on your face that you weren't feeling anything good.

"Are you alright, (Name)?" He questioned, hugging you.

"I'm disappointed, Luffy," you told him, but hugged him back and smiled anyway, happy to have him back.

"Disappointed?" He frowned. "Why?"

You sighed, "You didn't make any effort to come and see me for even a few minutes today. You spent the whole day with her. I'm not upset, because she helped you a lot, but I am disappointed that you ignored me."

He hugged you even tighter, "I'm sorry, (Name), really. We can spend the whole day together tomorrow!"

You smiled and nodded, not having the heart to tell him that's what you guys did everyday when Boa wasn't around.

USOPP

Usopp is another Straw Hat that I don't see getting angry or yelling easily. He's very patient with you, and he's understanding. He also doesn't have any aggravating circumstances, but the one thing he can be that disappoints you sometimes is careless. He can be very careless when it comes to what he says or does, because he usually acts on emotion.

And today, it seemed, he was missing his old crush Kaya. Because while you were shopping for clothes on one store, seeking to replace your torn and burnt ones, he kept yapping on about how Kaya had this and Kaya had that, and that hers were all real and genuine.

"I'm sorry I'm not Kaya, or as rich as her," you politely reminded him, not upset but starting to feel uncomfortable.

"It's okay!" He smiled, ignoring the subtle hint for him to stop talking about her. "I love you anyway!"

"Love you too," you smiled, but in your disappointment it didn't quite reach your eyes like it usually did. Still, you persevered, hoping he would stop by the next shop.

He did not.

"Kaya had something like this," he looked at the dress you were holding up, "But much prettier."

You frowned, again disappointed that he didn't like it. And that he had once again compared it to someone in his past that should be staying in said past.

Usopp noticed your expression, and his smile faltered, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing," you smiled, shaking your head, "It's just not my style."

His eyes widened, "Woah, (Name), I didn't mean-"

"It's okay, Usopp," you kissed his cheek, "Let's go, I think we're done."

"No we're not," he took the dress, "This will look so much nicer on you than Kaya."

You opened your mouth to say something, but giggled when he refused to let you and bought it for you, dragging you back to the Sunny so you could show him just how much prettier you were than Kaya.

#one piece #op #zoro x reader #zoro x you #one piece x reader #one piece x you #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #sanji x reader #sanji x you #usopp x you #usopp x reader #usopp #monkey d luffy #luffy x reader #luffy x you

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mamabearneeds-her-dietcoke · 9 months

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BRO THE JOHNNIE ONE WAS SO GOOD CAN I GET SAM GOLBACH FLUFF PLEASEEE 🙈

OF COURSEEEE😈😈😈

thank you for the request 🤸🤸🙏

here we go luvas

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Sam had been gone on a trip with Colby for a while, they were out on the UK to film videos. You were out shopping for some things around the house and didn't know Sam was back waiting for you at the apartment you shared with him. You walk in with your bags, setting the Starbucks drink down on the counter.

There was a camera hidden between some stuff on the far side of the counter near the fridge, filming as Sam creeped out of the bathroom. "Hey baby." You jump hearing a voice, expecting to be alone but you quickly turned around recognizing the voice. "Sam!" You quickly wrap your arms around him, happy to have him holding you again. He smiles as you press quick kisses to his lips, happy to see him.

"I missed you! how was your trip?" You ask, your arms still wrapped around his neck. "It was so much fun, we got so much evidence it was crazy." He smiles as he goes on to explain some things that happened. He stops mid sentence when he notices the loved look on your face.(I hope that made sense, it's kind of like the look when the person you like or your significant other is like talking about something they like and you're just like in awe.)

"What?" He says. "Nothing. I just love you so much." You kiss him again. "Jake, Corey and Colby want to come over later today is that ok?" Sam asks as you grab your bags. "Yeah of course. I need a nap first though." You say. "Yes I missed our naps together." Sam goes off to change from his jeans and sweater. After you put things away you walk into the bedroom and put on an xplr hoodie and shorts, changing out of the leggings and crop top you were originally in.

Sam was laying in bed already, scrolling through his phone. You snuggle up next to him, quickly falling asleep. He doesn't realize this at first but when he does he takes a quick picture of the two of you, captioning it,

long missed nap time❤️

before posting it to Instagram and dozing off with you. A couple hours go by, and the two of you missed the texts from the guys asking when to come over. Colby had a spare key so he said he'd check on the two of you. He quietly walked in, heading towards the bedroom. He pulled out his phone and filmed as he pushed open the door, revealing the two of you still sleeping, Sam's arm wrapped around your waist, your hands near your face and your hair sprawled everywhere. The video flips to show Colby rolling his eyes.

"Colby?" Your voice is small, having just woke up. "Came in to check on you two, you weren't answering your phones." You grab your phone and glance at it, looking at the notifications. "I'm sorry." You carefully move away from Sam. "Long time no see." You give him a quick hug. "Oo showing the merch." He laughs quietly as you show off. "You mind if I film?" He asks.

"No not at all. C'mere I got something to show you." You walk out of the room and to a closet as Colby turns on his camera, grabbing two bags. "I got you a sweater while i was out the other day." You pull out a black hoodie, with a design on the back, (idk just imagine something colby would like.) and you hand it to him as he sets the camera up on the counter.

"Oh my god thank you!" He takes the hoodie with smile, immediately throwing off the hoodie he already had on and put on the new one. "Thoughts?" He spins around. "It looks great." You laugh as he does a little run way walk. "Whatcha strutting for this time?" Sam comes out of the room rubbing his eyes.

"Y/n got me a sweater! Look at the back!" He turns around and back again with a big smile on his face. Sam makes his way over to you, he wrapping you in his arms and kissing you. "I got you a sweater too babe." With his arm still around your waist you grab the other sweater from the bag. At this same Jake and Corey come rushing in the front door.

"You didn't get anything for us?" Jake says with a playful tone. "I did actually." You smile reaching for the other bag. "Here." You hand them their hoodies and can't help but smile as they get all excited and put them on. "Look at the sleeves." You grab the camera and show them. You had embroidered small designs on the sleeves, with their names in their favorite color. "Oh my god this is so cool!" Corey laughs and looks to you.

"Thank you babe!" Sam gives you another kiss, both your smiles connecting. "I can't kiss you but i can give you a hug." You laugh as the other boys agree and wrap you up in a hug. "Who's hungry?" You ask. "Me!" they all respond at the same time. "I'll make dinner." You laugh lightly as you make your way to the fridge to grab ingredients while they celebrate, happy to have a meal made by you.

You finish dinner, and everyone eats. you all hangout for a little bit before others return to their own apartments. You're cleaning up some things when Sam plays some romantic music. He walks up to you with a goofy grin. "Can I help you?" You smile. "Dance with me?" he holds his hand out and pulls you closer once your hand is in his.

The two of you move smoothly together, spinning and smiling as the music plays. One sinc is over, and you pull him close. "I love you." Your arms around his neck, his hands on your waist. "I love you more." You playfully roll your eyes at his remark. Another song plays and the two of you are dancing with eachother again, moving in sync.

Eventually the night ends and your wrapped up in each other's arms once more, holding eachother as you drift off.

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what up😛

hope you enjoyed 😖

don't be afraid to send in requests ‼️‼️

peace out luvas 🤸🤸

#sam golbach #sam golbach x y/n #sam golbach fanfic #fluff #sam and colby #sam golbach x reader

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lokisgoodgirl · 8 months

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Continuing the thirst train in a second ask... 🤣 Hope you don't mind, but I think you don't. 🤣❤

Dat ass. 💁🏼‍♀️🍑

That sweet little smile... I can't... 🫠

✨Iconic✨

Sure babe. Tell me when and where... 😏

Okay, okay, I'll stop now. 🙈😂

WHY WHY OH WHY has this been sitting in my box for so long. HOW?!? Lady I'm sorry. I'm a mess and trash and unworthy for letting this collection of sexual energy languish.

The ass, the smile, the sass. All of it is incomparable. I'm in a bit of a post-holiday, job-searching, life-crossroads funk at the moment and you know what I need to do tonight?

RAGNAROK

Thank you for the inspiration, you're the best🤤🤭❤️

#loki asks

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idontgetanysleep · 8 months

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HELLOOOOO! If it tickles your fancy, I’d love to see where you take this concept… please and thank you… and much love as always!

Actually… I’m gonna include a few, and you can take your pick! 🙈🤓

Crosshair about to confess his love to someone for the first time

Gregor as a beach babe with board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt hanging open 🤣

Howzer… I mean… anywhere really… but maybe embracing his beloved when they’re reunited after he was rescued from the prison transport? That’s where we’re at in the fic I’ve been posting.

But literally anything cute/fun/flirty/sexy with Howwwwwzer 🩵

xoxo

hi lovey!!! i’m so sorry it took me so long to finish these i’ve had a lot going on

if i had more time i would’ve perfected these a little more but i’m happy with them for the amount of time i had to work on them :))

hope these are what you were envisioning! i took a detour on the crosshair one (i was picturing the moment his lover reciprocates their love and pulls him in for a cute forehead touch and he realizes he is safe 🥲)

i also hope your OC is okay!! i didn’t pay a lot of attention to her because i was focused on howzer but still 🫶

and i just KNOW gregor would wear those tourist/dad beach shirts i can feel it in my bones

much love to you!!! enjoy!! <333

#h’s rare art post #tbb gregor #tbb howzer #howzer is wowzer #the bad batch crosshair #bad batch #h does art

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nattinatalia · 2 years

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would you ever do insta au for clay

Normally no, only this once and I honestly don’t know if I like how this came out. But hope you like it.

Clay Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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claybornharlow Her 🥵❤️ my baby 😘

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yourusername 🙈🙈 stop it I’m shy

claybornharlow 😂

neelamthadhani Oh who’s this?

claybornharlow 🤫

jackharlow I’m telling mom, you have some explaining to do because why didn’t I know about her?

yourusername Ohhhhh 😬 you’re in trouble, BYEEEEEE ✌🏼

claybornharlow Babe get back!!!!!!!!! you have to help me explain it to them.

yourusername No sir, that’s all on you. Good luck.

urbanwyatt Jackman it seems like my girl and your wife knew all along 🤨 since my girl is literally on face time with her right now.

jackharlow Really? So everyone is just keeping secrets huh. Ok cool. Does mom know?

claybornharlow Maybe?????

yourusername I love Mrs Harlow, I enjoy our lunch dates 😍🥰

claybornharlow Why you snitching on me for? My brother is not going to let this go.

yourusername Because it was your idea to keep it between my two best girls and your parents 😂😂

jackharlow CLAY!!!!!!!! 😡

claybornharlow I’m disabling my comment section from now on. I’m ignoring this confrontation.

yourusername So you forgot you’re joining him on tour tomorrow then??? LMAAAO 😂

jackharlow She knows about your schedule, this been going on for how long?

claybornharlow Babe don’t answer!!!!

💘

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yourusername Why is he standing like that🧍🏻

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bestie2💀 LMAAAO why’d you do my brother in law like this??? hahhaha

yourusername 🤷🏻‍♀️

bestie1 Y’all are making it insta official 🥺 I’m sooooo happppyyyyyyy. Finally after 7 months.

yourusername 🙈🙈🙈

jackharlow SEVEN MONTHS?????

claybornharlow 😬

jackharlow I’m about to beat your ass little brother

yourusername Can I watch? I’ll bring the popcorn 🍿

urbanwyatt I like her already 😂

claybornharlow BABE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY BACK!!!!

yourusername I do, but you did this to yourself 🤭 your mom did advice you to tell him.

neelamthadhani Why didn’t you clay?

claybornharlow *jacks wife name* explain it to your husband please

bestie2 Why me????? 💀 😫

claybornharlow PLEASE

bestie2 Because Mr Clayborn here, wanted to keep things a secret in case Y/N was just using him to get close to Jack or Urban. It’s not as big as you’re making it sound Clay, you’re good.

jackharlow But my wife knew????

yourusername Only because I’m friends with her and *Urbans gf name*

bestie1 I found out by accident though so it’s ok. Y’all are milking this way too much. Let it goooo.

💘

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claybornharlow Waiting on her ….

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yourusername Ohhh omw 🧎🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow 😛😛😛

jackharlow Chill. I haven’t met her yet and you’re already being nasty on here

claybornharlow I have witnessed way more with you and your wife, so you can suck it up.

urbanwyatt 🤣 little bro is all grown up

bestie1 🙄 men

neelamthadhani I can’t wait to meet her, maybe before y’all get down and dirty????

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claybornharlow No promises

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* Bestie 1 is obviously Urban’s GF from my Urban Instagram AU*

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*this isn't actually a new fic, but i realize that i never posted it beyond sharing the event post 🙈

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Sheriff Stilinski (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: POV Stiles Stilinski, Established Relationship, Slice of Life Summary:

Stiles brings Derek home for spring break. Since his dad’s not home, they head up to his room for a quickie. Cue embarrassment when the sheriff knocks on his bedroom door, asking if they're done yet because he'd like to meet Stiles's new boyfriend...

*can be read on its own but is a sequel to it's obvious, you're oblivious

"Thanks," Stiles said to the Uber driver as the guy handed them their bags. Both of which Derek snatched up before Stiles even had a chance to grab one. Stiles chuckled at his boyfriend.

Boyfriend.

He was still getting used to saying that. A few months ago, they were roommates with a tentative friendship, mainly because Stiles thought Derek kind of hated him. Okay, hate is probably a strong word. More like Derek only put up with him because of their close proximity.

Stiles had no idea that Derek—his insanely attractive alpha werewolf roommate that literally everyone had the hots for—was harboring a crush on him, of all people. On Stiles Stilinski, the goofy, sarcastic, could barely walk two feet without tripping on air disaster of a human. Even if it seemed like a majority of the alphas on campus also suddenly seemed interested in him.

None of them compared to Derek.

He could still remember the way Derek’s words were somehow both hopeful and despondent as he’d looked at Stiles and said, 'I'm in love with you.'

Thinking back, Stiles could see that it had been a long time coming. They were drawn to each other from the moment they met but kept each other at arm's length because neither wanted to be hurt. But then Derek, who had spent most of his pre-Stiles life keeping people at arm's length, handed his heart over to Stiles without a second thought. Even if it seemed like he hadn't really meant to say it.

There were no takebacks after that.

Not when Stiles threw himself at Derek and kissed him. Not when Stiles had said, 'I love you too.'

"Babe."

Derek's voice drew Stiles out of his thoughts. He looked up, meeting Derek's gaze, and smiled. "Sorry."

"It's okay. You good?" Derek asked, concern etched across his unfairly handsome face. He probably sensed Stiles's nerves getting the better of him, but how else was Stiles supposed to be when he was bringing his boyfriend home for the first time? "Thought I was supposed to be the nervous one."

Stiles chuckled, pulling his keys from his pockets, and led Derek to the front door. "You're never nervous."

Not even when Derek brought Stiles home during Christmas. No, Stiles had been a nervous wreck then, too.

Now it was Derek's turn to chuckle. "I can assure you, I'm plenty nervous to meet your dad. The Sheriff," he said as if Stiles needed reminding. Derek kissed the side of his head. "You know, the man who carries a gun loaded with wolfsbane bullets."

God, Derek was so good at this. At calming him down. Stiles put his key in the lock, smiling at the familiar click as he turned it. It was good to be home. "You're a dork. And he promised to leave the wolfsbane bullets at work."

Derek nuzzled Stiles's neck and a warmth spread throughout his body. He pushed open the door to reveal his family's house. It was exactly as Stiles remembered it, but at the same time, everything was different. He was home, but Derek was with him. He was bringing his boyfriend home, and it felt...right.

He stepped into the entryway, Derek right behind him, and smiled. Taking a deep breath, Stiles turned to Derek. "Ready?"

Derek grinned. "Yeah."

Stiles gave him a quick kiss before calling out, "Dad? Dad, I'm home."

But he was met with silence. He even looked to Derek for confirmation.

Derek tilted his head to the side, like he was listening for any little sound but then shook his head. "It's just us here."

Stiles went over to the front window because he hadn't paid attention when they came in, and sure enough, the cruiser wasn't in the driveway. Which just showed where his headspace was at if he missed that. "Shit. He must have gotten called into work."

Because they had talked earlier, and his dad had even offered to pick them up from the airport, but Stiles insisted on taking an Uber. He didn't want his dad and Derek to meet at an airport surrounded by a bunch of strangers.

"Well, I say we take advantage of the free time." Derek came up behind him, wrapping his arms around Stiles and pulling him close. He kissed Stiles just below his ear, on that spot that always made his knees weak. "You could show me your room. You said you had some things you wanted to tick off your list."

Stiles smiled, already feeling less stressed, and nodded because yes. His list.

Before Derek, Stiles had never really dated. Sure, he went out on a date or two here and there, but nothing ever came of it. The relationships were never serious enough that Stiles brought them home, so there had been no heated make-out sessions on the living room couch—and certainly not in his childhood bedroom.

It was a travesty.

So, needless to say, since his dad wasn't home, Stiles was definitely going to take advantage of this opportunity.

He practically dragged Derek through the house and up the stairs to his room, barely stopping to point things out. Derek was smart. A kitchen, living room, and dining room were staples in any household. Right now, all Stiles wanted was Derek in his bed.

And as soon as they got to his room, Stiles slammed the door shut and plastered himself to Derek, kissing him deeply—nerves all but forgotten.

Derek chuckled against his lips, gripping his hips as he stepped forward, pressing Stiles against the door. "So eager already."

"Can't help it." Stiles's fingers went straight to Derek's pants, but Derek shoved his leg between Stiles's thighs, grinding against him, making Stiles lose all train of thought.

Seriously, every thought just flew away like dust in the wind. Especially when Derek mouthed at his neck. He loved leaving marks all over Stiles, letting everyone know that Stiles was taken.

Stiles had to laugh at that because it most definitely worked. Most of the alphas that had once gone out of their way to talk to him had suddenly disappeared once it was obvious that Stiles and Derek were dating. Not that Stiles minded at all. They were entitled jackasses who thought they were special just because they were alphas. The few who still talked to him were also friendly with Derek now. Though Derek still had trouble remembering their names, a power move that made Stiles roll his eyes—fondly, of course.

Honestly, Stiles loved how possessive Derek got. He loved when Derek would growl if someone got too close to him. He loved every mark Derek left on his body, even though their friends gave him shit for it. If Stiles could mark Derek the same way, he absolutely would.

Because Derek was his. Derek made his heart skip a beat, made him feel loved and wanted. He'd never felt like this before and never wanted it to end.

Stiles hissed when Derek bit down particularly hard on his neck, the sting going straight to his cock.

Okay, clearly not all thoughts had left his brain if he had a chance to get lost in them.

"Fuck. Do that again," Stiles pleaded, baring his neck even more. But the pleasure-pain he asked for never came. Instead, Derek slid his hands down Stiles's sides. Stiles instinctively jumped, wrapping his legs around Derek's waist, moaning when Derek squeezed his ass.

Derek kissed him, and Stiles got lost in the sensation—at the way Derek moaned when their tongues moved together. How his breathing became erratic and shallow. At the way Derek's hands slipped under his shirt, shamelessly roaming his body.

Stiles tried to rut against him, but he was unceremoniously dumped onto his bed, bouncing once before Derek gripped his ankle, pulling him down a little. Stiles yelped at the manhandling but also loved it. Loved whenever Derek was playful like this.

The bed dipped when Derek crawled between his spread legs, and Stiles smiled up at him when Derek hovered just above him. "Hi."

Derek leaned down, brushing their noses together before kissing him softly. His breath ghosted over Stiles's face as he whispered, "Hey, yourself."

Stiles giggled—like a legitimate schoolgirl giggle that he'd typically be embarrassed about if there were anyone else besides Derek in the room. But he knew he had no reason to be self-conscious around Derek. Derek loved him and all his ridiculousness. He even encouraged it most times.

"I still can't believe you've never had anyone in here before," Derek said, looking around the room.

Stiles tracked his gaze from the Star Wars posters on the wall to his high school lacrosse jersey slung over the back of his desk chair. He managed a shrug, wondering what Derek thought of his childhood bedroom. It was vastly different from Derek's—where there was a place for everything and everything in its place.

Derek's gaze met his again. "Is it weird that it's kind of turning me on to know I'm the first guy you've brought home?"

Stiles snorted, the noise quickly turning to a moan when Derek ground their hips together. "N-No. Not weird. I'll admit, I was a little jealous when your sister mentioned your ex while I was staying with you during winter break."

He'd have loved to have been the first person Derek introduced to his family, but Derek had a life before they met. The asshole.

Derek chuckled as if he knew precisely what Stiles was thinking and pressed a soft kiss to his lips. "You don't have to be jealous. You're my world, Stiles."

It really felt like his heart just might burst because Stiles felt the same. So he smiled and nodded. "Now where were we?"

"I think we were—" Derek leaned down, brushing his nose along Stiles's jaw. His eyes twinkled with mischief as he slid a hand down Stiles's stomach, fingers dipping under the band of his pants. "Right here."

"Fuck." Stiles arched his back, fisting the sheets as he waited for Derek to do something.

And Derek didn't disappoint. He dragged his teeth over the mark he'd left earlier, sucking until Stiles was on the brink of coming. Then, as if Derek knew Stiles was about to lose control, he moved. All that delicious weight disappeared off him, making Stiles whine.

His head fell back onto the pillow in disappointment. Derek's name was on the tip of his tongue, ready to be cursed, but before he could get it out, Derek leaned down and kissed him—a sweet and gentle kiss that only made Stiles love him even more.

"So impatient," Derek murmured against his lips, and the only reason Stiles didn't still curse his name was that Derek was shirtless. All those glorious muscles were on display, shifting and bunching as Derek moved.

"Can't help it," Stiles said, whimpering when Derek's hands slid up his sides, pushing Stiles's shirt up up up until Stiles had no choice but to raise his arms so Derek could pull it off.

Derek tossed the shirt to the side, grimacing when it hit Stiles's lamp, which thankfully didn't fall. "Oops?"

Stiles laughed, wrapping his legs around Derek’s waist. "Not the worse thing that's happened in here."

"Oh yeah?" Derek asked, pressing a trail of wet, open-mouthed kisses over Stiles's shoulder that made Stiles bite down on his bottom lip. "Do tell."

"Well," Stiles said, snorting when Derek blew a raspberry against his neck. "I tripped over my lacrosse stick once. It sent me straight into my closet," he pointed at his closet, which had those cheap bi-fold doors, "and knocked the doors off the tracks."

"That doesn't sound so bad." Derek continued his trail down Stiles's body, stopping to lick and suck on Stiles's nipples.

It sent a shiver down Stiles's spine and made his cock strain against his jeans. His voice came out rough—laced with so much lust that it wasn't surprising that Derek's eyes flashed crimson. They always did when Stiles was aroused. "Yeah, well, it wouldn't have been, except when I tried to get up, the door fell out of the closet, hit my desk chair, knocking it over. One of the wheels was loose and somehow went flying and broke my window."

Derek stopped in his tracks, probably wondering how the fuck all that had managed to happen. "I—"

Stiles pressed a finger to Derek's lips. "Shh…I don't know either. It just happened."

Derek bit his fingertip gently before sucking on it. It really wasn't fair that something as simple as that made Stiles shudder, but at the same time, it was Derek doing it, so—

Well, just so.

Derek could recite the alphabet and Stiles would sit there drooling for more. Most people probably would, but they didn't matter because Derek only wanted him.

Stiles missed the wet heat of Derek's mouth, but it was fine because Derek began kissing down his chest again.

"Derek," Stiles whined because he wanted more. Needed it. "Please. I need it. I need you."

Derek growled, then there were pinpricks on his hips from Derek's claws, and Stiles smirked. He knew how much Derek loved hearing him beg. Knew it made him lose control. So he did it again. Whimpering and pleading for more until they were both finally naked.

Then it was game over as Derek took what he wanted until pleasure lit up Stiles's entire body. Until all that was left was them curled around each other, completely sated.

For a moment, Stiles lay there—perfectly still. Taking in the silence and warmth that surrounded them. Unfortunately, the moment was broken when there was a knock on his door. His bedroom door. And the only person who would even be home right now would be—

"Stiles," his dad's voice called through the closed door. "If you're done, why don't you boys join me downstairs? I'd love to meet your boyfriend now."

"Fuck." Stiles scrambled out of bed, arms flailing as he grabbed his clothes, hastily putting them on before opening the door a crack. "He-ey, dad. You're home early. I mean, totally wasn't expecting you here."

His dad raised an unimpressed brow and crossed his arms. "That's funny because when we talked this morning, I told you I'd be here."

Stiles chuckled, scratching the side of his neck nervously. "I…thought you got called in?"

That earned him one of those looks like his dad was contemplating all his life's choices.

"Well, you weren't here, were you?" Stiles continued because his foot was already in his mouth, so why not?

"I went to the grocery store to get food." The smirk on his dad's face made Stiles narrow his eyes.

"What kind of food?" he asked, mimicking his dad's stance with his arms crossed over his chest.

"Steak."

Before Stiles could even open his mouth to protest his dad’s food choices, Derek slid an arm around his waist, simultaneously pulling Stiles back and opening the door more. "Sheriff Stilinski. It's nice to meet you, sir. I'm Derek Hale."

Derek thrust his hand out, and Stiles bit his lip in worry, but it only lasted a second before his dad took Derek's hand.

"Nice to meet you, son. You don't have to be so formal here. Just Sheriff will do."

Stiles groaned, throwing his head back against Derek's shoulder. "Da-ad. Seriously?"

His dad chuckled, clasping him on the shoulder and pulling him into a hug. "It's good to see you, kiddo. Missed you around here."

"I missed you too." Stiles held his dad tightly.

"Well, I'm gonna get the grill started," his dad said, pulling away. "See you boys when you're ready to come down."

Stiles nodded as his dad walked away, unable to wipe the huge grin off his face as he glanced back at Derek.

"Shower first?" he asked, and Derek nodded, pressing a kiss to Stiles's temple.

"Yeah."

He smiled and grabbed Derek's hand, walking into the bathroom, trying hard to not get lost in the moment. Derek was here, and his dad had welcomed Derek like family—even called him son.

And though they still had dinner to get through and probably an interrogation of some sort, Stiles was happy.

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