#sorry idk where this came from

[coeurify]

ellie laying on your stomach playing with your shorts while you show her your animal crossing island. she wants to get laid so she’s nodding along like “yes, you’re so right tia is the best elephant villager.” while she’s rubbing your thigh, and she has to hold back the biggest sigh of her life when you giggle and tell her it’s time to tour the museum.

#sorry idk where this came from #i miss animal crossing #ellie williams

[frownyalfred]

You know all those jokes about Dick gushing about his baby brother to a stranger only for that person to be absolutely floored when Dick's baby brother turns out to be a BIG motherfucker?

Yeah, that but whenever Bruce or Clark talk about their "older pup" and Jason the adult Omega shows up in all his massive tank glory

"Pup?" the bartender asked, flicking a glance up from the champagne glass he was cleaning. "You look a little old to be called a pup. No offense."

"I'm working on it," Jason sighed, leaning against the bar. "Once a pup, always a pup. Or whatever it is Lex says."

"You're close with Luthor?" the bartender asked. When Jason looked up, their eyes flicked down to his chin, respectful.

"Who's asking?" Jason growled, growing suspicious.

"Just curious," the bartender shrugged, placing the clean glass on the bar. "I haven't seen him this agitated since his first post-presentation gala."

"You look a little young to remember that," Jason said, slinging the bartender's words from earlier back at him. The bartender chuckled, glancing back at the dance floor.

"I'm older than I look," the bartender said. "Guess we have the same problem, pup."

Jason acknowledged the jab with a tip of his glass.

#micro fic #sorry idk where this came from #or where it will ever go but #asks #anon #a/b/o mention #a/b/o tw #a sky of honey #mini fic

[infinite-orangepeel]

eddie kisses steve from head to toe before tucking him in at night (yes that means all ten toes)

#sorry idk where this came from #i’m losing it and thinking about my silly little guys to cope #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #stranger things #steddie brainrot #steve harrington/eddie munson #steddie headcanons #steddie headcanon #eddie x steve #eddie munson headcanons #steve harrington headcanon #fruity four

[spirallingstarcases]

just discovered a niche fear: i get amnesia and when i get back on my phone i discover this account and delete it cause i can’t remember how important it was to me :(

#if i got amnesia would u all remind me of who spi was #like my irl self is covered there’s no way ppl i know irl would let me forget them but :( would u guys remind me of our inside jokes or like #all the dumb things i’d say :(( #tw amnesia #spispeaks #sorry idk where this came from

[karkatwaddles]

Stop drawing impulse as a twink pussies

#Real #impulsesv #sorry idk where this came from

[calronhunt]

Wac is so special to me. Lain is so special to me. Im dragging this man through the horror and forcing him to realize that he was treated like shit and not good and that he is not The Perfect Abusable Servant Guy And That's What His Purpose On Earth Is and that he has agency and he can make his own choices actually. He's stronger than most people, why should he bend to others and let them push him around. Why should he beg like a dog to not be hurt and punished. Why should he not bite the hand that feeds him if its the same hand that keeps him tied up and kept in a box and in a cage.

#sorry idk where this came from #lain makes me unwell #midway act 2 lain into act 3 #he fucks up a lot #but even those fuck ups are still his choices

[moincraf]

And Grian stood speechless, as Scar sifted through Ren's scattered loot, sunset peeking through the cracks in the cobblestone wall. It glints off the armour, its shadows lengthened in the doorway.

Among them, clumps of dripstone, eerily similar in shape and size to the cookie crumbs, the handfuls of sand in his pockets. Grian runs—runs to the mountains until nobody can see him, falls to his knees, and they come spilling out. Dripstone falls with them. He piles them into a measly grave.

For your secret soulmate.

I'm so sorry.

#SORRY IDK WHERE THIS CAME FROM #double life smp #grian #bigbst4tz2 #my writing

[bunnikida]

I feel like I should get stabbed at least once in my life, like doesn't even have to be the sexy way. I just think I'm the kind of person that gets stabbed once at a very random occasion despite leading a very normal life. Like it would be so in character of me to go "oh do you mind if I take a break, my stab wound from a few years ago is aching a little" and people just stare at me

#it's like im having a deja vu for something that didn't happen #not yet happened meli lore #sorry idk where this came from

[911onabc]

imagine hurt eddie waking up in the hospital asking for buck only to find out not only is buck in a coma but now that eddie’s awake he’s legally in charge of ever decision the hospital is gonna make….imagine the doctors telling eddie that “yeah, it’s not looking good” and eddie just doesn’t care they have to try everything. they have to try anything and everything because he’s not letting buck die

#sorry idk where this came from

[fancyson]

sits. can i get some asks i am peeping the horrors rn

#fancy.txt #SORRY idk where this came from

[griancraft]

Beat me up and call me prettyboy

#sorry idk where this came from

[waltzedintherain]

i just want a goth mommy

#sorry idk where this came from #anyways

[hadalzonee]

i'm not so sure if i ship colress and ghetsis but those two have definitely fucked. i like to think ghetsis bottomed but tbh colress probably bottomed. and the sex was Not Good but it happened more than once

#deep sea.txt #gen v tag #sorry idk where this came from

[yutaleks]

cw: noncon, reader is restrained, oviposition, monsterfucking, belly bulge, blood, breeding, size kink, two (large) dicks, yuuta bites reader with his fangs. Mentions of a past experience on Yuuta’s part. reader is mentioned to be ovulating. Naga!Yuuta x fem!reader. Shoutout to Sage anon for starting the naga!yuuta agenda… sorry. it's the voices. you know how it goes. Length: 2.1k Banner by @/cafekitsune

For a creature that's holding you against your will, Yuuta is surprisingly considerate.

Despite telling you that the only reason he hasn't eaten you yet is because he can smell how fertile you are, he hasn't touched you in the week since he's kept you in his cave. Earlier, you told yourself it was perhaps because he's changed his mind. Or maybe he had realized, over the last week, that he did not actually want you to "carry his brood" as he so crudely put it himself within minutes of meeting you. Maybe he changed his mind, and was simply using you as a heater at night (which wasn't so bad, admittedly. Being surrounded by his thick tail was definitely better than cold, hard cave floor).

You had high hopes of being freed gently, after a week of him feeding you and attempting to charm you with the bloodied belongings of deceased spelunkers who were not as lucky as you were. You had told yourself that this half snake-half man creature that you could only dream up in nightmares was actually just being kind to you and would release you once your body was healed up enough to move. It was a nice thing to tell yourself each time you were faced with him reappearing from the dark, covered in blood, actively choosing not to feast on your flesh. It had to be for a reason, right?

After you'd eaten a meal of questionable origin (as all meals given to you by him were) he'd taken to his daily habit of 'smelling' you with his tongue. It is a strange thing, indeed, to watch his human lips part and produce a thin, forked tongue. It was nothing short of invasive, having him taste the air surrounding your body. And each day he'd mumble something along the lines of 'not yet'; you didn't understand what he meant by such a thing, and he did not offer to elaborate.

But today the smelling/tasting/whatever he was doing with his tongue produced a different result. Today, with a satisfied hum, he smiled at you with fangs protruding, the dark slits in his eyes looking especially fiendish.

"You're ready."

"Ready for what?" you asked, innocently, as his thick mass of tail had coiled itself around you. It was just on the edge of constricting, as its weight settled on your limbs.

What a naive girl you were.

His answer came to you in the form of him holding you down in his nest, scaled tail too weighty for your limbs to even dream of pushing back. And even with your incessant wriggling, he manages to peel away the layers of your clothing. It leaves your pretty, small human body delightfully open for him. He can’t peel his eyes off of your glistening cunt if he tried.

And despite the week spent in his captivity it is at that moment that you see him for the first time—two large, phallic appendages emerging from a slit where a human man's reproductive organs would be.

Does he really intend to put both of those inside of you?

“I’ll make sure it doesn’t hurt,” he says, fingers digging into the meat of your thighs as the rest of your body is immobilized. You want to say something, anything, but honestly you’re still so stuck on the sight of his two penises. They are way too big for your body, that much you know for a fact.

“It’s—they—they’re too…” your body attempts to move away from his approaching tongue, shoulders pressing back against the flooring. Your body moves not even an inch, held so firmly in place.

“I’ve heard that our saliva assists in easing the pain,” he tells you, syllables just slightly slurred by the weight of his tongue. “I will do my best.”

“H-have you,” you swallow, as his tongue flicks across the small space between his (admittedly) handsome face and your pussy. “Have you done this before?”

His dark eyes widen a little as he says, “Once. Another human.”

You don’t have time to question it any further—when he finishes speaking he unhinges his sharp jaw, further than a human should be able to, and quickly pierces your vulva with four fangs. The piercing scream that leaves your lips echos off the cave walls, pain stinging where he bites. Tears well at the corners of your eyes but the pain doesn’t last very long; just as soon as you begin to feel his teeth pull away, blood bubbling up from the wounds, so does a feeling of numbness begin to seep through the source of your pain. It is as he said—the saliva he leaves in your open wounds fizzles out the pain into nothingness. In mere moments, if it weren’t for the blood in the crack between your thigh and your pussy, you’d forget about the bites entirely.

He flicks his tongue over each bite-wound, and surely the area between your legs starts to feel—well, you can’t feel, actually. At least you’ve stopped thrashing about, to Yuuta’s relief.

It is behind the cages of dark lashes that he looks up at you when he’s done licking the blood away. Though your senses are dulled, you can vaguely feel his forked tongue swipe over your hole. Despite how much you don’t want this, your body responds to the stimulus of his tongue with dripping arousal—he can taste it, the tangy nectar that you drip for him. And to think you had resisted so intensely.

“So warm,” he notes, cool breath passing over your pussy. “You’re perfect.”

You do the math in your head, thinking to yourself that between your last period and the time you’ve been in this cave, it has to have been about two weeks…

Is what he is sensing… ovulation?

Your thighs shake against his palms, struggling as you watch his tongue begin to push itself inside of you. It’s the strangest sensation, that despite the numbness, you can feel his thin, forked tongue move around inside of you, coating your walls in that thin, sticky substance that is his saliva. Just as he had numbed the space between your legs, this too he covers in venom. It reaches a point where you can no longer feel the movements of his tongue, and your body turns boneless against his tail, tired from resisting.

When he pulls away, long tongue no longer numbing your insides, you look down upon his body once again. You more closely inspect his two cocks, noticing quite a difference between the two. The second, lower one is quite thicker, its girth intimidating, maybe even downright frightening. The upper one is thinner, more human-like in size and shape. Though it is large by human standards, it is not as scary as the first one. But the thought of him using both on you, perhaps even at the same time, has your heart pumping out of your stomach. Numbness be damned.

“B-both of those?” You blurt out, eyes wide in fear as his body draws nearer to yours.

“Ah, no,” he tells you, to your relief. “First, eggs. Then, mating.”

Again, you struggle against the weight of his body. Words like “please” and “don’t” leave your lips but he has kept you here for this purpose alone—surely, he’s told you this before, hasn’t he? You’ve accepted his gifts, his foods, his care. He has done it all for you, the one who will help him sire his brood.

He uses the lower cock first, its girth stretching you impossibly wide. He is as gentle as he can be, pushing in slowly and watching for any signs of pain. He had taken his time numbing you, and it seems to have paid off—besides general discomfort, the anguishing stretch that he had expected (judging from his last experience, anyway) did not seem to bother you as much as he thought it would. Your eyes screw shut as he stuff you full with his cock, and as he waits for you to adjust to his full size, he feels the muscles in your thighs relax. The resistance of your upper body against his tail wanes.

“Good girl.”

The sweet tone of his voice makes you shudder. It’s almost unfair that a monster using you like this can be so handsome, can sound so reassuring. You feel him pull out halfway, just to push back in. His upper cock, the one not inside you, rubs against your clit, creating a devastatingly delicious friction. And you watch your belly as he thrusts again, a bump moving along in time with his thrusts.

Is that bump his cock?!

It is unbelievable that your body can even stretch that much to accommodate him. Your eyes follow in time with his thrusts, and though he starts slowly he builds up momentum steadily. When he glances down at where your union begins, he’s satisfied to see a sheen that can only be your wetness. He’s convinced your body wants his as desperately as he wants yours.

“Is this enjoyable?” He asks you, sweat forming at his temples.

You gasp when the head of his cock glides against your engorged clit once again. With the numbness, you cannot feel it, but he certainly can feel how you tighten around his cock in response. He groans.

“Yuutaaa,” you whine, the first time you’ve ever called him by name. He’s elated.

The base of his cock begins to swell.

You screw your eyes shut as he picks up speed, deep breaths and thick, pained grunts erupt from his throat. He sounds different, suddenly, and when you look down you realize why—his cock grows thicker, bumps that you presume are eggs pushing past your entrance.

“Wait—wait—” you beg, arms pushing desperately at the tail that weighs them down.

“I will give my eggs to you,” he tells you between ragged breaths. “This may hurt…”

The word hurt is a blatant misrepresentation of what happens next. His tongue had done a fantastic job of numbing your pussy for him, but it does nothing for your cervix. Yuuta grabs at your hips roughly, and pushes himself into you as deep as he will go. The base of his upper cock pressed hard against your clit, and you quite quickly orgasm all over his cock, squeezing quite tightly. And though you feel nothing but fullness around his cock inside you, your orgasm spurs on his own, his upper cock leaking onto your navel. His lower cock pushes against your cervix, and with pain so sharp it makes you cry out, multiple eggs push through into your womb. You lose count of how many, Yuuta biting at your shoulder, your neck, your jaw—anywhere and everywhere to distract you as he deposits into your womb. You’re not sure how long it goes on for, but when he pulls out, your body feels both full and weak, reeling from waves of pain both in your cervix and everywhere he’s bitten;

Yet, he is not finished.

He removes the lower cock and replaces it with the thinner upper one. You make no protest this time, letting him rut into your used cunt. He’s mumbling something against your throat, but with your body numbed and tired, you pay little attention to it.

Overstimulation takes hold as he continues to fuck you long after you’ve already come all over his cock. He bites onto your breast, fangs and all, leaving puncture wounds with every bite from your shoulder to your nipple.

How pretty you look under him, he thinks. He even hopes he’ll get another chance to do this with you, hopelessly infatuated with this little human he’d met only a week ago.

You helplessly spread your legs as wide as you can when he finishes inside you, coating your insides in his spend and inevitably fertilizing the eggs he’d placed inside you. And just like a snake would in the wild, his cock anchors itself inside you, twitching with the last bits of spend and keeping you locked onto his cock, not wasting even a drop. A weak, defeated moan leaves your lips as his cock stretches inside you once again, plugging you full.

“Yuuta…” you call for him weakly. His tail coils around you affectionately, his arms pulling your chest closer to his.

“You did so well… thank you,” he coos to your weary, sweaty body. “I’m glad I saved you.”

You vaguely wonder: if this is what being “saved” is, would being forsaken have been the better option?

So tired from the ordeal, you quickly succumb to sleep, not knowing the answer.

#SORRY IDK WHERE THIS CAME FROM SORRY !! #naga!yuuta #yuuta x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader #jjk x reader #cw.monsterfucking #cw.noncon #cw.oviposition #writing tag

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie calls Steve up and he’s like “Steve! I need you to come over ASAP! I’m in a real pickle!” So, Steve goes over and finds Eddie in a giant pickle costume, laughing his ass off

#next time eddie calls and says he’s in a jam Steve is like yeah not falling for that again! #steddie #Steve x eddie #did I accidentally take this from something? like a show or something??? #i just saw someone in a pickle costume and it came to me but idk now :/ #I’m sorry if I did! #There’s a thing where you think you’ve come up with something but you’re actually copying something you’ve seen #but I can’t remember what it’s called lol #Cryptomnesia! that’s it!! #pizzaqueentxt

[wroteclassicaly]

Best-friend!Pervy!Reader and Bestie!Eddie, whom is getting so annoyed with you talking during his campaign planning, that he swats your ass a little too hard (you always slap each other’s butts), and you moan. It causes a chain reaction that ends up in you being over his knee and staring at a carpet full of his nasty magazines, babbling about how you want him to do all of that stuff to you. You do, however, get some teasing of your own in.

“Go look in my bag. I brought something I was gonna use in your bathroom when I took a shower.”

When he brings the vibrator into his sights, his eyes widen. “Wait — is this… One of those toy things?”

“That it is.” You’re smirking as he shifts, clearly growing in discomfort, in more ways than one.

“And you were gonna make yourself at home with it in the bathroom I share with my Uncle? The man you look at across the dinner table four nights a week?”

“After I stole a few of your shirts to hump first, that is also correct.”

You’ve never seen the metal-head, motor-mouth so slack jawed and speechless. Until he he says, “You better fuckin’ show me.”

~*~

“Fuck, sweetheart. No, slap yourself with it harder.” A groan of appreciation, before a deep huff of annoyance. “I fuckin’ said — HARDER!” And he has to force his impulses to stay in control, to not overstep and do it himself.

When you struggle to slap the pulsating end of the buzzing toy to your swollen clit, overly slick, you see Eddie completely drunk on you from his palm to chin position, between the plush of your thick thighs. He’s trying to communicate a want without the desire to cross a boundary. You melt and choke on a gasp of excitement, before you level off your ballooning heart rate with a statement.

“Help me, asshole!”

Rings clink, air is inhaled so sharply that you’re surprised he doesn’t choke. The warmth fans across your cunt, making you arch, your embarrassingly soaked pussy leaking into your ass, causing your cheeks to stick when you move. Eddie’s day old washed curls tickle your calve. Shaking fingers are explorative, hesitant, tickling the creamy curls that have matted above your clit. He dips in seconds later, spreading your lips into a typical V.

Firm, confident direction is given next. His lust clouding his usual demeanor. “There. Like —“ He wraps his spare hand around yours over the toy, bringing it down with a strong, sopping wet smack. You both moan out, his getting caught on the sentence’s finish, “— this.”

#kristenwrites #my work #my writing #idk where this came from but I was hella feeling eddie today #sorry my love steve it’s okay baby I still love you #eddie munson x plus size reader #eddie munson #eddie munson smut #eddie munson drabble #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fic #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson x plus sized reader #stranger things #stranger things 4 #stranger things 4 fic #stranger things 4 fanfic #stranger things 4 fanfiction #stranger things 4 blurb #stranger things 4 drabble #stranger things 4 smut #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson imagines