#sorry this is pissy

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

"the europeans" did you know that most of the world uses kg and meters including south America. unitedstatians are not beating the uneducated idiot burger allegations.

all these anons are doing is proving america truly is the greatest nation in the world, as it is becoming more and more apparent that we are in fact the only nation where people make jokes! god bless

#i'm sorry to all the followers i get like five of these a week and i delete them but like #the sheer dumbass condescension of europeans (because it is damn near universally europeans who make these comments) is so funny #you may not be the only continent who uses the metric system #but you sure are the only continent who gets this pissy when people make fun of it lmao

[javelinbk]

Paul and Linda McCartney interviewed by ‘Norman Gunston’ (actor Garry McDonald) in Perth, Australia, 1975 - part 2 (part 1)

#I love paul’s little pissy face #still doing that mick joke eh linda? #sorry linda fans but I find her really annoying at this press conf #and all press conferences in general #paul mccartney #linda mccartney #paul and linda #australia 1975 #javelin’s gifs

[buttercupbuck]

opinion no one wants to hear perhaps but until i see everything in full you couldn't catch me dead banking on marisol leaving the show by a certain episode. as a veteran i have served my time in the trenches predicting break-ups by xyz episode just for that to not happen

#i’ve gotten like. a decent amount of anons about her end date #and i’m sorry but im just not the one #IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE!!! #with taylor and ana especially i have done it all already!! #and i have absolutely noooo interest in going into every episode expecting a breakup just to get all pissy #if she leaves by episode 7 that's sooo swell #but idc!!! i truly don't. im good with where we're going so this isn't even me being negative about the show #i just value my sanity lol

[canisalbus]

I'm sure you get this a lot but because my cousin and I love that one Danny Trejo action comedy, I always have to snap my brain into the right position when I read Machete's name. Maybe I should draw them both chilling

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#I do get it a lot #people have been comparing him to that Danny Trejo character for 13 years #on monthly or these days weekly basis #sorry if I'm about to sound surprisingy pissy and bitchy and petty in the tags of your ask in particular #please don't think I'm not upset with you specifically #but I've been told this same thing three times this week alone and it's only wednesday #and it kind of stopped amusing me a long while ago I'm sorry #I know people mean well and find it funny #but having your longtime deeply personal oc continuously compared to some other unrelated fictional character #just because they happen to share a name #wears you down eventually #I never respond to them because I don't want to come across as needlessly nasty and overly sensitive #over something as utterly trivial as this #but if I never give even a slightest hint that I'm not particularly delighted by it anymore #I'm afraid it's going to just go on indefinitely #answered #rancidslime #I've thought about changing his name numerous times over the years just so I wouldn't have to hear about Danny Trejo anymore #but he's been called Machete for 16 years so it's not easy to let go of that name

[yorufi]

“a sentimental gift”

#if this flops im throwing away my degree out of the window and becoming janitor /hj #reverse 1999 #reverse1999 #wlw #reverse 1999 tooth fairy #reverse 1999 madam z #tootz #zfairy #madam z x tooth fairy #madam z #tooth fairy #r1999 #artist on tumblr #i worked on this… 4 days? like 5 hours a day? this comic should have payed me a weekly pay 🙄 #never drawing comics again #sorry that im pissy #school started and my back hurts

[yuridovewing]

Definitely a little controversial but tbh I'm a "Crowfeather would have been a bad dad to the three if he and Leafpool succeeded in running or if he knew about them" truther.

#even in canon hes vitriolic towards them at least when he first learns about them #sureee you can argue that him mistreating breeze was him thinking he had kits with the wrong girl #and overall just having him for the status buuuuut. i mean tbh leaf was a rebound imo. #i think he loved the idea of her being a breathing ''feathertail lived'' au and would have been pissed #seeing her longterm outside of the clans when her ''flaws'' would come out #i think he'd look at the three and feel resentful that theyre not feathertail's. or at least he'd want just leafpool #not this extra ''baggage'' #realistically if i were to tackle a ''leaf and crow succeeded in running away'' au then crow would have ditched leaf with the kids #like we know he doesnt like children and we know hes capable of being a shitty dad and being cruel to leaf #so it feels almost a bit wrong to me when people say ''he wouldve been like this if they ran away'' and hes a clingy loving dad #sorry lol i think hes gonna get pissy with jaykit the same way he was pissy with breezekit

[mondaymelon]

how old are you

haha. i dont feel comfortable answering that question.

this is... awfully blunt. like no context straight up- dunno why people are digging into personal things and serious things in my inbox now like did i write something that made yall think id give out private info like that ( nothing against you btw ) ??

its common and known knowledge that to. yk. stay safe online that you shouldn't reveal your legal name, age, blablabla whatever. please understand that i don't feel safe revealing this information to random people online that i don't trust.

for you to read my ffs, all you need to know is that i am a minor who is still in school. if this is the same anon that sent the nsfw ask earlier ( if it's not, sorry ) please stop . my blog doesn't really have relevance to things like that as im writing perfectly non-explicit things : )

ahaha. a hi next time would have been nice /hj

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧ #🌱 ⌗ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞 ! ♡ #/// ⌗ 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐫 ? ☆ #am a little pissy about this #whats next #are yall gonna ask me for my legal name #a picture of my birth certificate #yea im probably overrreacting but like girl (gn) why do you even wanna know :> #im sorry if my safety takes priority over your curiosities #this all came off as really aggressive sorry ( it was sort of intended but whatever )

[thebadchoicemachine]

I cannot stress this enough do not walk your dogs in high temperatures

Even if it’s reasonable for you, the pavement is hotter than the air and will burn your dogs’ paws. I have seen my fair share of blistered pads this summer. I have seen a dog who was so badly injured he had to be carried everywhere for weeks.

If you must take them out, drive them to a field where there is grass to walk on. It will still be hot but will be infinitely better than walking on concrete or any other kind of heat absorbent material.

Also: take water for your dog! You can get collapsible bowls to pour water in but even just poking small holes in the top of an everyday plastic water bottle and squirting out a stream for your dog to drink from/cool off in!

Sincerely, someone who works with animals for a living and grew up in an extremely hot and open climate

#dog #dog care #heat #heatwave #heat waves #dogs #sorry I’ve just had someone be very pissy about me refusing to take their dog in 90d heat #animal injury tw #Animal harm tw #dog abuse #uk heatwave

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou doesn’t understand your infatuation with sensory deprivation. To him, it sounds like torture, like he’s letting down too big of a guard, sounds like vulnerability he’s not too sure he wants to give up yet. And you don’t pressure him, don’t bring it up whenever you can, simply let him mull it over until he’s ready.

The night he tells you that he is, he doesn’t expect to be taken on such a boring ride. Sit up against the pillows, you tell him, straddling his naked thigh as he crosses his arms and pouts at you. Relax your body, you whisper as the blindfold goes over his eyes, his sight suddenly blackened, only the tiniest bit of color seeping in at the edges from the low lit lamp you’ve turned on. Listen to your senses, you mutter against his ear, chuckling when the feeling of your soft lips against his skin makes him jump.

It’s boring at first, until you give him the go to—touch yourself. He’s hesitant at first; he can’t see you, he can’t see himself, what if he misses his own dick when he goes to grab for it somehow? But as he settles, really settles, into the sheets beneath him—it all clicks.

The only sound in the room is your breathing and the soft thump of music you’ve been playing in the corner, a playlist you’ve both contributed to with sensual songs. He feels the silk pillows caressing the rippling muscles of his back, feel the soft and cool sheets heating beneath his calves. He smells the candle you’ve lit, something sweet with a hint of mint to it, wafting throughout the room, making his head fuzzy. He smacks his lips against each other, tastes your lip balm from half an hour earlier, wonders if he’s always been addicted to cherry.

And then—he gets it. He understands it all, and it’s both over and underwhelming. One hand fondles the weight of his balls, the other slowly stroking at his shaft all the while. He sucks in a heady breath when his cock is suddenly doused in cool lube, the slide smooth and wet as he groans at the instant gratification. His ears perk up when he hears your breathy chuckle before breaking off into a sultry little moan at the sight in front of you.

“Explore your whole body, baby.” You guide him, a voice, distant, but he follows the sound of you like a dog with a bone. Bakugou turns his head in your direction, mouth parting in a groan when he releases his balls to instead rub his hands over his chest. He plucks and pulls one of his nipples, back arching off the bed at the sensation, at the sound of you. He inches his hand up, tracing the veins in his neck before he reaches his mouth.

He sucks two fingers into his pouty mouth, doesn’t hesitate to slide his hand down until the spit from his digits leaves a cool track against his skin. He goes and goes until his fingers have reached just below his balls, massaging at his taint and released a groan so sinful, you think it’s a crime to have never have heard it before.

He’s a sight to see—all broad and strong and delicate and pretty. His cock and inner thighs glossy and wet, his chest reddened and his nipples perky, his face half covered while the lower half pants with every shaky breath, his legs and feet twitching with every twist of his hand around his tip.

“I’m, shit, I’m—holy fuckin’—“ Bakugou can’t even gather the words correctly when he cums. It’s an explosion of everything all at once, heightened, vulnerable and safe. It’s the most intense orgasm he thinks he’s ever experienced, and when he comes to, with the blindfold off and your pretty smiling face in view, he wonders why he ever took this long to try it.

#he’s an ass bc he’s so pissy about doing it even tho you never pressured him #and then absolutely loved every bit of it lmao #but he’s MY asshole 😌 #wrote this at 2am hopefully it makes sense in the morning 🙏🏼 #also he plays with his taint whenever he touches himself sorry i don’t make the rules #have a great day and start of a new week everyone!! #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[greenerteacups]

he dos whatever Ron wants to do to hang out with him - bestie, so TRUE!!!

The great joke of Harry Potter is that Ron is known for being Harry's sidekick when the reality of the situation is eleven-year-old Harry Potter made one (1) friend and immediately decided to spend the rest of his life with him. And then he did.

#'but harry joins the quidditch team first—' ron loved quidditch before harry even knew what it was !! #ron mentions that it's cool to be an auror way before harry thinks about it himself! #i will just never get over ron being harry's hostage in the second task I think #harry hangs out with ron for like one afternoon #and then when malfoy comes over to socialize disastrously he's immediately like. you keep my boy's name out your fucking mouth #ride or die doesn't even begin to cover it #the only time harry is ever mad at ron is book 4 and book 7 when ron's being pissy and mean #and even then THEE minute ron comes back with 'okay better now sorry tho :(' harry folds like a lawn chair #girl stand up... stand UP #platonic(?) soulmates fr

[montymollusk]

“kids are so stupid these days, the ipad babies are ruining the world, ten year olds skip school and goes to sephora—“ do you have any idea what it’s been like to go to american public school within the last 15 years? can you blame a child for not wanting to spend 8 hours a day in a place where their safety and autonomy aren’t just not considered, but are blatantly denied?

mass shootings every day. funding being cut. school lunches— which were already the bare minimum in terms of nutrition— being removed. those alone would give anyone trauma, but even without those things the power structures inside of the average public school are designed to wring the individuality out of a child. (and that’s not even mentioning the way that neurodivergent kids are left out to dry by the school system, or how any marginalized kid can be tortured by their peers with no repercussions!) it’s designed to be miserable, and yet somehow people are surprised that kids don’t want to be there.

sandy hook happened in 2012, and nothing changed. uvalde ten years later, and still nothing. kids were forced back into overcrowded, unsanitary classrooms while covid was still killing thousands every day— most after having missed critical social development during lockdown, which there was no support for recovering from. children are being forced to see politicians debate the “ethics” of feeding them, letting them express their gender identity, allowing them to access accurate information about history as if their futures are just hypothetical. along with that is the social media boom, where marginalized people can create communities like never before, and those same kids are realizing that the systems they’ve been shoved into are broken. they’re being showed how awful the situation really is, and still completely powerless to change anything.

can you imagine having to go through all that and still pass your standardized fucking tests? my god, it’s a wonder that schools aren’t completely empty by now. we’re getting there though— i can’t count how many stories i’ve heard of kids dealing with truancy charges because of how many days of school they’ve “skipped” due to extreme anxiety or burnout. i’m one of them! i barely graduated in 2018, and the conditions were leagues better then!

people bitch about the “decline in intelligence” between generations, as if it’s the kids fault for the state of the world, as if this isn’t the inevitable conclusion for the public school system in this country. it feels deliberately ignorant— have you not watched the news recently? does it not evoke any empathy, does it not fill you with rage? how in the world could you pin the blame on kids here?

everyone says protect the children, and yet. fuckin sickening.

#mm says stuff #sorry for the rant i’m pissy about something i saw on twitter #people bitching about kids ‘skipping school’ because they were too anxious or depressed #like be fr right now #i BARELY graduated bcos of school shooting anxiety & bullying making me burn out so hard in high school #i can’t imagine how bad my sisters have it now. christ #have empathy for kids these days ™️ #they have it worse than you can fuckin imagine #school shooting mention

[sweetie-peaches]

Not to come off as rude sorry if this does just want to explain my understanding of the situation. I think the whole post is stating that hes not homophobic just that. Words and actions hurt regardless if he's gay or not and it's incredibly jarring to hear him make light of it and have no one seemingly push back on it. I'm likening it to like if a friend calls you loser or worthless as a joke because they dont actually think those things of you but if you have a history of being bullied with those words it can still sting ?

I’m CRYING I made such a well worded response to this and discord DELETED IT

Anyway, here’s the thing.

I understand why some people might by put off by his humor. Sure that’s, fair, whatever. In my opinion kinda, nevermind not stating my opinion

But, I feel like I have to remind everyone once a fucking gain that the qsmp members are adults and problems can be solved IN PRIVATE if there’s any problems at all AND THEY DONT NEED FANS COMING TO SWOOP IN AND ‘PROTECT’ THEM FROM BIG BAD SCARY TUBBO LIKE THEY ARE INFANT DAMSELS IN DISTRESS

I think that’s an issue with the qsmp fandom as a whole. Y’all act like the cc’s just, don’t interact off stream? Don’t talk at all? Don’t you think by now, anyone would say anything about it if there’s an issue?

And here’s another thing, you aren’t tubbos friend. It might be hard to think that, but you aren’t, im not.

And on that train of thought, isn’t it important to reclaim those jokes? Genuine homophobes use those words against us, can’t we use the same jokes?

And why does it feel like if this was anyone else you wouldn’t have a problem? I’ll get shit for being a toxic tubbling and such a hater and blah blah blah but. Fucking seriously, would it be a problem if anyone else said this stuff? Why do I get the feeling y’all were looking for a reason to “cancel” Tubbo (because let’s be real that’s what this is. You may claim not to be Twitter and so much better, but you still pull the same shit. Be fucking for real)

And don’t even get me started on how you treat tubblings. How fucking disgusting it is.

Because I love getting called stupid for existing on this god forsaken app everyday. I love being called annoying, toxic, rude.

I fucking love it. /sarcasm

Some of you in the qsmp fandom make better bullies then you do people actually participating in a fandom.

It’s funny how you’ll insult and bully us but then turn back and bitch and moan about how toxic we are and how we hurt you and your traumatized now and

Yeah fuck it I don’t care if this makes me seem toxic, I don’t fucking care. I am an aid in a pre-K classroom and I’ve seen more mature TODDLERS then some of the people here.

#peaches posts #neg #fandom neg #qsmp neg #sorry I got so pissy at the end #I’m just tired of being treated like this #qsmp #qsmp tubbo #changed my mind I am maintagging this because there’s shit needed to be talked about

[ronnyraygun]

Talia and Baby Jay dynamic make my brain giggle.

#talia al ghul fanart #Talia Al Ghul art #talia al ghul #jason todd fanart #jason todd art #jason todd #ron’s art tag #shut in the fuck up ron #that’s his mom 2.0 #he wants to be just like her #also before anyone gets pissy about the scarf #i am Muslim. she is not. she kILLS people. safe to say she doesn’t subscribe to the religion. she more than likely doesn’t wear a full hijab #or khimar #At best what she wears in GK is a shayla #but…she isn’t Muslim…and would probably look at you like you were stupid if you said she was #or Ra’s. #it’s sO fucked when I read fics where they are still assassins…and say “allahuakbar” or other Islamic phrases…because…it implies shit…😐 #like coming fROM a Muslim…don’t do that shit. it’s weird and messy and just…gives the wrong vibes. if you didn’t know it’s chill just…don’t #them in Ramadan post’s because there aren’t enough Arab/Muslim characters is fine but…please don’t write them quoting scripture while… #actively fighting/killing people. it’s…yeah…no…bad vibes all around. super fucked for Sunnis and Shias. we don’t want that shit. I’m sorry. #the scarf is for sneek 100 use ONLY. #😭 #but anyway he loves his mom. :))

[jtl-fics]

Coffee shop au + FF

We’ve discussed him as a customer but what’s he like as an employee?

Fluent Freshman AU | Unusual Fic Asks - Closed

FF spent his college years at Palmetto State University tormented by baristas who must have hated him to his very core because in the 5 years of his degree they never once got his order right.

So, FF opened Secret Ingredient with the intention of getting people's orders CORRECT. FF kept any number of alternative sweeteners, dairy alternatives, and whatever else he needed so he could hand off every drink with a clear conscience.

He mastered the art of different coffees and his grandmother's recipes even if he would never have the full flavor profile since he lacked the secret ingredient of a Grandmother's love.

FF was living a good life. He was making good money and his passion for foreign languages had never died he had, with this coffee shop in mind, changed his degree to business management. If nothing else his foreign language skills made him a hit with the international students.

He just never expected his ability to cater to anyone would result in his little shop becoming the campus darling. His days started early and ran late but it was nice to have so many students come to his coffee shop.

His pastries almost never lasted beyond noon but when he spoke with one of his favorite customers, a marketing student by the name of Nicky, he waved him off the idea of making more.

"Supply and Demand. Keep them wanting more." Nicky said even as FF always kept Nicky's usual chocolate croissant order behind the counter so he could get it after his Exy practice. Nicky was older than the standard student but the two of them had become fast friends.

Such good friends that FF didn't bat an eye when he got a long text from Nicky as he was getting everything set upright at the start of the day requesting a whole slew of orders including one of the most complicated sugary drinks that he had ever seen. Nicky had sent along 20 'pls' and begging emojis afterwards and FF was powerless to do anything but say yes.

He started the drip brew for the one Red Eye and then got to the pour over for the Americano and the straight black. He made Nicky's traditional Mocha with the little bittersweet chocolate chips that he knew Nicky adored. Then he got started on a drink that would take his sizeable working knowledge to put together.

It took 5 minutes to craft the monstrosity and the baked goods that Nicky had requested were done just as he saw his friend rushing up to the closed door. He walked over and let Nicky in even if it was an hour before the official shop opening. "We got drunk in the dorm last night and I broke the coffee machine. My cousin was going to actually crazy murder me if I couldn't get them all their coffees. You are a literal life saver Smithy!" Nicky exclaims and kisses him wetly on the cheek and FF could still smell the alcohol on him.

"Glad to help." he says because he is, "celebrating that great win last night?" he asks.

Nicky nods, "That we were! I'll stop by later to chat more but I gotta get these to their owners before Andrew puts a hit out on me." he says rushing away.

FF continued to get himself ready for the day. Saturdays were actually one of her slower days since there were less people on the campus and it didn't draw people out the way Sunday did with 'I need to do my homework for Monday' energy.

He opened the shop and enjoyed his slow and easy morning with regulars and new faces.

His peaceful morning came to an end when the star goalie of Palmetto State's Exy team came in holding the plastic cup he had given to Nicky nearly three hours prior. "You made this?" he asks holding up the cup as he pushed past a regular who was trying decide if they wanted a Flat White or a Café Au Lait.

FF takes a deep breath.

"Yes that was me. Was there a problem?" he asks.

"Make it again." Nicky's cousin says.

So there was a problem with it. He opens his mouth to ask what the issue was but Nicky's cousin's face made it clear that he was not accepting any questions at this time.

So with shaking hands he remade Nicky's cousin's drink. Quadruple checking that everything was in there this time but it felt the exact same as last time.

He handed the man his drink as the other regular was now contemplating that maybe she wanted a Machiato instead, seemingly unaware of her proximity to danger.

Nicky's cousin put the cost of the drink on the counter and was gone before FF could ask about the drink. He felt his heart hammering in his chest wondering what he had messed up and hoping that Nicky's cousin didn't come back even angrier.

"I know this is a big ask but," the customer who had been contemplating which combination of coffee / espresso with steamed milk she wanted leaned in, "Any chance you have whiskey back there? I'm kind of feeling like a good Irish coffee." she says with a mischievous wink.

Oh he had alcohol back here, he lived above his coffee shop but he would be needing all of it for himself.

#Fluent Freshman AU #FF Coffee Shop AU #I know literally nothing about coffee #you don't know how much googling I had to do so if it's wrong I'm sorrrryyyyy #My caffeine intake is all cherry coke based #And sorry if I have betrayed the true spirit #of the coffee shop AU #Not really my jam but I respect the classics #But I think one person would get pissy with him and FF would just leave his body #Just catatonic for the rest of the day #So I needed to give him stakes to not just quit #So he owns the shop #Yes Andrew came back in because it was the most perfect drink he'd ever had #He plans on being a regular now #FF is the only person to actually perfectly make his drink #Everyone else tries to 'balance' it #Andrew ain't in the mood for none of that shit #AFTG AU #AFTG OC

[allbycharles]

Fingon means hero

Celebrimbor means naive

Feanor means pissed

Nienna means crying

Sam means potatoes

Curufin means bitch

Finrod means friendly

Luthien means pretty

Elrond means headache

Gimli means with Legolas

Legolas means green clothes

Finarfin means idiot

Melkor means dumb

Sauron means clever

Arphazaron means slut

Arwen means pretty

Maglor means harph

Celegorm means dumb

Lindir means stressed

Dwarfs mean dirty

Elves mean dainty

Orcs mean ugly

Harrad means bad

Osse means aggresive

Namo means ignorant

I could continue...look its good to have typical stuff in fandom of course...but sometimes I wonder if people even read the books? Because some of the stereotypes are even against the lore itself?

#silmarillion #tolkien #lotr #sorry if i am too agressive in this post #i am really pissy today

[fouryx]

tiktok is. a very shitty platform.

my videos keep getting removed for no solid reason and their moderation is dogshit

??? I appealed for this and they took it down again, with no option for me to appeal..

and. constantly I see this. I have more images of this and more recent ones, too. I'm really sick of this happening honestly because I don't know what I did?? and it's doing this for every single one of my videos that I upload that isn't a story.

this is my main platform too besides pinterest, which is worse because it feels like tiktok is purposefully trying to lower my analytics and push my videos away from the fyp.

I sent them a pretty angry report, I'll admit, just a few minutes ago. I think I have the right to be pissed because I don't know why this is happening or what I'm doing wrong. maybe im coming off snarky, sorry😭

im just. Really annoyed at this and I'm hoping itll stop cause im kinda discouraged from posting now

#four rambles #sorry if i seem a little pissy here I'm just. not in the best mood cause of this #four bfb #bfdi #dont know #what do i tag this #tiktok stuff