#sorry. ill stop talking abt shipping

[cambriancutie]

idk its kind of crazy to me that agent 12 is such an unpopular ship that ppl dont know abt it

#sorry. ill stop talking abt shipping #im biased bc i have a lot of attachment to my ocs #i remember someone telling me that it used to be popular? but after octo expansion i think is when it fizzled out

[yuukei-yikes]

hope you dont mind me asking this but since you seem very knowledgeable about the fandom and all i thought it was suitable

why is there so much ship content between sato kido and kano?? are they not adoptive siblings?? theres even some in semi canon (i think) contents like in anthologies too,, i mean not surprised it exists since weird people are in every fandom but its talked so casually here

with momo and hibiya too actually! because of the huge age gap you would think it wouldn't be such a casual ship but it somehow is?? as far as i seen anyways

oh man lollll nah i dont mind. fair question and it's much better to have an answer to this

im putting it under the cut bc it turned out kinda long and into a rant, and also to warn i mention the themes suggested in the ask (incest, age gaps)

basically it's no secret that in japanese media, incest and age gaps are widely normalized even today so just imagine in 2013 when kagepro was at its peak.

back then, kido and kano specifically were a WIDELY popular ship. here's the thing with the weird kano and kido (and seto too but mainly kano and kido) shipping, aside from what i said abt normalized incest and shit. kano and kido (and seto) being siblings is actually... sort of a spoiler? it's not revealed early on.

kano and kido are presented as 2 kids the same age living together and having different names. and they purposefully stop acting like siblings. SO it doesnt register until you get into their backstories. they're both adopted into the same family when theyre like... 7 or 8, and were friends before becoming siblings so people were able to use this excuse: "OHHH THEYRE MORE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS"

but like..... they live together as siblings for YEARS and to be honest im sure 99% of people watch the song mvs FIRST which u can binge in 1 afternoon and if ur watching with any sort of actual interest and attention, you WILL see kano and kido as part of the tateyama family in ayano's theory of happiness. not to mention the anime came out in 2014 which im also sure 99% of kagepro fans have seen. so to me that was always an excuse if it came from a very dedicated fan though i do understand it if it's from a casual enjoyer, like they truly didn't catch that they're siblings

when i joined the fandom i was 13, didnt know eng or japanese, and thought mekatrio childhood friends made total sense for some good 6 months into the fandom until I realised properly. a few months ago, i discovered a very close friend of mine had a kagepro phase in 2014 or something and told me he really shipped kano and kido and when i told him they're siblings he was like WHAT!!!!!!!

and another thing abt kano and kido. they're indubitably the queerest characters. THEY LOOK THE FUCKING GAYEST. there is Something abt pushing the gay characters together?? kido is constantly mistaked for a guy. kano the poor thing had ANOTHER popular ship going for him with ayano because people decided he is that way to shintaro because he actually had a crush on ayano. yeah. this was the fucking consensus with kano, shintaro and ayano. like i mentioned i DONT KNOW japanese and only ever read the translations of the novels and i also dont Know what jin was thinking when writing kano and shintaro. But. dear lord it reads fucking homosexual my dude. jin does this by accident a lot though. look at kido and momo. momo calling kido beautiful 1000 times but she's like Well as a woman i am jealous i wish i was that pretty. bruuuh ok anyways moving on Ill GET to jin again in a second.

like you said, semi official stuff like the anthologies are very heavy on this ship and also.... sorry, the manga which is an official media. is Heavily into this ship. for jin's stance on it, i am not sure. i do think he laughs it off but he NEVER intended to write them that way. in the seventh novel theres a whole bit where kido's telling kano you shouldve never hidden this from me im your sister we are family. even shintaro who is the pov ur reading from is like wow what a nice brother and sister AND THATS THE SECOND TO LAST NOVEL WHICH BY THEN THE SHIP WAS SUPER POPULAR SO TO ME THAT WAS JIN'S WAY OF REMINDING EVERYONE THEYRE SIBLINGS. personally i think jin truthfully intended to write kano and kido as siblings but doesnt care people ship them otherwise he wouldnt have had the manga written by someone who shipped them

so basically what happened. kagepro was confusing and people sometimes missed they are siblings. in japanese media its super normalized. it is 2013 so here it is also normalized in fandom spaces. fanart ensues, even official or semi official content teases it, and yeah. boom its popular

another big part of it was, EVERYONE GETS A PARTNER!!!! kagepro content has A LOT of Shipping Pieces if that makes sense. idk what to call it but like god, pixiv entries with 1 shinaya, 1 harutaka, 1 setomary.... and 1 hibiya and momo and 1 kano and kido. god awful. if any golden year kagepro fans follow me they will KNOW what im talking about.

now that i mentioned it. hibiya and momo. ough. idk man. people were properly weird with this one. because with kano and kido they at least made up a damn excuse. with hibiya and momo there was nothing. but the thing is, jin is entirely to blame here. absolutely fucking disgusting bro. unlike with kano and kido, with hibiya and momo he actively wrote it. in the third novel their chapters together or any of hibiya's chapters are actual fucking torture to read. i wont go into details if u havent read it but like there are Reasons i never recommend kagepro to people.

its good to give jin proper respect he IS the creator of my favorite characters ever in the whole wide world and the writer of the story that makes me the happiest ever in the history of life. but. that doesn't mean i dont hold him accountable for being weird as hell in his writing because he absolutely is

back in the early days of this blog i had my very own Gets Send Deaths Threats arc by some people who shipped these guys or people who were mad i criticized jin (i always suspected it was like. the same 1 or 2 people. with a lot of time in their hands) soooo honestly answering this activated my fight of flight a little bit but tbh i havent seen Any content here on tumblr (i do have everything blacklisted to hell and back) or gotten ANY rude messages here in years, so i think we're good👍

hope this was helpful and i hope ur not grossed out of kagepro though I'd understand. u kinda need a strong stomach not only for its themes but sadly kagepro does the gross anime thing animes do :(

#ask tag #kagexplain #feel free to ask me to tag this any specific way. i dont rly know how to tag it

[rachelcommitscrimes]

im gonna rant abt how much i hate the ghost eyes fandom (as a former fan) bc im just kinda mad rn

so uhh yeah major TW for s3lf h4rm, romanticizing mental illness, su1c1de, sadomasochism, infantilization, and rlly just anything related to that

(also sorry if this looks weird idk how to separate stuff on tumblr)

also DO NOT harass the creator or anyone mentioned here, you’re no better than them if you do that

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ok so i read ghost eyes like 2 years ago but i stopped reading about the point where they were on that field trip. i still think it’s a nice comic and i’m sure the author is a cool person, also the art style is awesome. but the fandom is so fucking gross that i’m surprised more people haven’t talked about it. 

for some backstory on this, i used have REALLY bad depression and was cutting myself regularly (i’m much better now, i have medication, therapy, and i��m almost a year clean) i also stopped reading due to the comic severely damaging my mental health and i’m very glad i did. i was younger and immature and thought i could handle such content. this led to me becoming extremely obsessed with the comic to an unhealthy level, and getting severely attached to one of the characters (rudy) because i could relate to him at that time. i seriously thought that i WAS him sometimes.

i understand now that i should NOT have ignored the label and what i did was definitely wrong and if the creator is reading this i deeply apologize. i’m in a much better place now and i’m just glad that i was able to get the help i needed.

ok now to the angry part

if you don’t know what ghost eyes is, it’s a webcomic about a severely traumatized boy attending school for the first time and meeting a bunch of other severely traumatized kids. this comic has a crap ton of triggering/sensitive/disturbing topics (which is not a bad thing as long as you do it right) and like i said before, the creator has kindly put a warning before the comic starts stating that you SHOULD NOT romanticize/idolize/sexualize/kin any of the characters, do not read unless you can handle such topics, and so forth. now i know i should have definitely put the comic down before and not gotten obsessed over it, but i knew damn well enough that it was messed up to romanticize/sexualize any of the characters/things that happened in the book.

there are several scenes in which a character is self harming or harming someone else, and the comments will say shit like “nooo my poor bean” “awww baby don’t do that” or my personal favorite “protect the smol bean.” first of all, the characters are like 16-17, second of all, i cannot even tell you how fucked up it is that people see someone ruining their lives and putting themselves in danger and think it’s “cute” or “anxiety smol bean uwu” THERES LITERALLY A SCENE WHERE SOMEONE IS GETTING STABBED AND PPL ARE DRAWING THIS MF IN A MAID DRESS.

another reason i despise these fans is that they see an abusive relationship and start making ships/kinning them. as someone who has gone through pretty much everything rudy has gone through, i cant tell you how irritating it is to see people shipping him with his abuser or calling him a “cutie patootie masochist boi uwu” cause lemme tell you what-it doesnt feel good to have to put your health in danger and ruin your relationships with others just so you can get off somehow. ITS NOT FUN. the whole point of rudy’s character is to not romanticize someones fucked up mental health.

i could spend hours talking about this group of immature brats, but i’m tired and it’s a school night and i have a test tomorrow. i might add on if i feel like i need to but overall i really hope those immature fans grow up and realize their mistakes like i did, or get the help they need.

#ghost eyes #webcomic #rant #angry ramblings #angry rant #i hate this fandom #tw su1c1d3 #tw sh implied #go get some help please

[misunhye]

what do the other members’ fans think of misun?

so it depends on who you ask 😭

so lets start at the beginning .. in 2016 if misun had fans, she had fans because of HER like all her fans atp were only there for her. the other boys’ fans either didnt like her or didnt care, but generally didnt like her. it definitely took some time for it to settle in that she was staying lmao.

anyways nowadays … she has more stans that are also there for the other members, not just her. like they got into the group for all of them, not just one or two, yknow? its been 7 years, most knetz are over it and think its done and over. especially after 2020 when misun still didn’t graduate.

actually most people thought that if sm did get rid of the graduation system, they still would’ve kicked misun out and keep mark + 00 (since chenji would still be in dream)

i do wanna talk abt stantwt tho cause it’s just fun for me to! i like analyzing their behavior cause they are some crazy bitches (i used to be a stantwt acc .. now i am just privtwt 🏋️‍♀️)

anyways. FANWARS. you just know everyone and their mother is coming for dream having a girl in their group 🤕 always always always slut shaming her, she’s dating one or multiple of them, she’s ruining the group, she doesn’t fit blah blah BLAH. akgaes (solo fans but worse ?) of hers will demand for her to go solo or leave dream. i guess xs is okay for them? akgaes of other members find the littlest thing to nitpick over. it’s a terrible time during fanwars and if you know how it was between UNITZENS … just terrible.

the SHIPPERS … they are everywhere. you thought bg member x gg member shippers were crazy? oh they’re worse with dream cause dream are just so comfortable with one another they hardly think about what theyre doing on camera like theyre just friends best friends <33 but shippers run with it. Also i wanna say that yeah some of the reasons they ship misun with another member are like … ??? Now why did ‘friends’ just lovingly stare into each other’s eyes and keep brushing hands when they walk by one another??? for nct xs it’s just as bad, too, like why are you doing gay things if you’re not gay? you knew what you were doing why did you turn your head the same time she did just for you guys to almost kiss??? they’re just girls loving and appreciating each other. (this is kind of like a dynamic post again … sorry ill do that for xs after i post their profiles on my npc blog 😁)

im sorry idk where im going ill stop here. obviously no matter what, misun will still have antis 😭 she’s just a girl!!! a baby at that!! leave her aloneeee

#🤺🤺🤺 #⁽ ⠀ ҉ ⠀ ⁾ ⠀ ⠀ ooc ⠀ / ⠀ * ⠀ asks. #fictional idol community #nct dream 8th member #nct female addition #nct female member #idol oc #idolverse #nct imagines #nct female unit #fictional idol oc

[marsbotz]

hello I keep seeing u talk ab loving skybound but I'm curious as to why u love it, and would LOVE to read a super in-depth explanation bc im kinda a skybound notliker and ik uve changed my mind on certain thigns ab this show b4, and I was hoping u cld do it again !!! :DDD /gen

YEAH. OKAY !!! sorry this is super long and rambly i already had to rewrite it once cus tumblr ate it lol... and also sorry its all basically abt jay (running away embarrassed)

first of all let me say i do think skybound is a BAD season. having the characters suddenly all be sexist out of nowhere to drive plot is stupidddd and so is having a retcon ending that makes it all redundant except for Jaya Canon Now. i think thats mostly what makes the fandom not like it. BUT. i think its sooo interesting for like so many reasons also

i think s8 is considered the darkest season which is fair. but skybound also has a crazyyy amount of dark and DEEPLY interesting things it touches on. the ninja disappearing one by one. jays birth father being his favourite actor. jay torture. jaya actually being interesting!! lets talk abt these.

having the ninja slowly be cut out of the season is GREAT for not only building tension but also being able to more deeply build upon jay and nyas characters (and their relationship). the 22 min format means that some characters (like wu and kai) are gone for AGES. which is sad for kai fans but greatttt for the season. it rlly makes u feel their absence, and some of their disappearances are scary!! zane trying to outsmart nadakhan but realising too late hes been tricked... AHH!!!

if you compare this to how they did it in s12 its a lot more impactful as theres more time for the characters to... be gone. and the videogame nature rlly does take away a lot of the tension IMO. if jays mothers had been in prime empire like planned.... it would have been a GREAT parallel i think but as it is its just kind of odd. thats another convo tho lol (altho there issss the mention of jay being adopted at the end. very interesting [it goes nowhere])

i literally think abt jay adoption arc every god damn day of my life. ill try to explain this without getting too deep into my personal sicko hcs lol. first you get a rlly nice callback to s1 w jay being ashamed of his parents and living in a junkyard only to realise how litte he cares once theyre threatened. thennn you have the whole situation at cliffs house. jay finds out the man who abandoned him at birth (possibly? we dont know details) is the actor for fritz donnegan. the same character who jay imitated and aspired to be like. and then he realises his father felt the same admiration towards jay!! and they both never knew!!!

i think this twist is what makes a lot of jays behaviour in s6.... not excusable... but understandable. jay is shown to be insecure and have weird fucking ways of coping with this (lying. lying lying all the time) and so it kinda feels natural that his way of coping with this information would be to 1. hide the fact he made wishes 2. try to imitate his father through his book and 3. Never Speak Of This Again.

speaking of that lets talk about jay being tortured. can we talk about that?? they FUCKED him up. but the most important part out of allll of it is a character trait i rarely see ppl attribute to jay even though its like... pretty consistent for him. is his willpower!! hes able to endure days of torture to the point where he can barely walk and talk at the end of it just to stop nadakhan from gaining more power

nadakhan also directly points out jays insecurities and how they make him lie to his friends... and jays able to show some of his smarts thru trying to get flintlocke to stage a mutiny! honestly the whole episode is so damn interesting it makes me SEETHE its not more talked abt LOL

i wont get into my insanely complex jaya opinions rn but i will say s6 has one of the most interesting depictions of the ship to me. nya being reluctant to date jay due to being seen simply as his girlfriend is soooo interesting and fits well w her arc of not wanting to give up her own deal w sam x to become a ninja. its just a shame they had to retroactively make everyone misogynistic to do so lolol... and the ending w jays wish Potentially forcing them together is soooo odd and kinda goes what the rest of the season was setting up for them. THIS IS MAINLY why i think ppl hate this season. cus it sets up SOOO much cool stuff and then drops it all last second

i think the things that could have saved skybound from being so hated would be

1. do the same plotpoints w nya but dont drag the ninja AND DARETH into it ..... make them supportive of her!

2. makes jays final wish have some FUCKING consequence! you could do a LOT with how he worded it to twist it badly (im a nadakhan return truther for life)

3. not dropping every single intersting character trait ever. and also not dropping the GOD DAMN ADOPTION ARCCCCCC and also not revealing jay to be so crushingly insecure he physically cannot stop himself from lying to ppl and putting on a happy mask and then turn him into a one note comic relief character. [becoming a soulless husk]

LOL i realise this sounds now like i hate skybound I DONT i just think its very flawed. BUT thats whyyyy i love it... because its so interesting! its flawed in a way like "there is soooo much i cld do w this" and not like "i dont care about any of this its so bad". w ninjago my fav parts have always been the weird icky edgy parts that are almost too much for what it is... which is a childrens lego show. ik they cld never have done most of the interesting stuff i imagine coming out of skybound and thats ok! bc i get to think abt it evilly.

heres some assorted things i love and think are fun in skybound

kai and zane banter at the repo yard

ronin capturing the ninja!! specifically him shutting down zane from the inside is super scary and cool

NINJA IN PRISON!!!!! i almost threw up when they went to jail in crystallised its so fuckign fun. SKYBOUND 2!!!

zane playing chess against nadakahn. another scary zane moment

jay trusting only cole w the truth abt his wishes (HELL YES BROTHER)

clanceeeeee <3 him being like one sided friends w jay and standing up to nadakhan at the end of it all... wahhh

NINJA REPLACEMENTS. so fucking funny i love jay and his assortment of old guys And Skylor

everytime i watch it i cant stop thinking of this ytp and it makes me cry. its not even that funny i just have watched it like 50 times

its dungeon media. this is smth i made up and only i know abt . dont worry abt it but its true

ok my brain is mush HOPE THIS MAKES. some sort of sense . bascially trying to condense 6 years of Thoughts into coherent analysis is impossible for me LOL

#this post twisteed into smth dark and evil halfway thru sorry. i balcked out im not proofreading this shit #ninjago #asks #now someone ask me about s7. #ITS SO HARD DOING THESE cus i literally have a billion thoughts from over 6 yrs of stewing in my brain but its fun i love talking abt ninja #some day i will be able to make actual ninjago meta posts. but not today

[makigorogoro]

disorganized thoughts on fionna and cake eps 5 and 6

(Spoilers!!)

ok ive only seen the eps once each and im going off of memory so a lot of this is probably gonna be paraphrased and mixed up but whatever . also this post is really fucking long lol sorry

-OK FIRST OFF THESE WERE SO GOOD RAAAAAH

-obviously we are in the farmworld, not surprised but very happy!!!

-also not very surprised fionna and cake immediately went along with simon’s plan

-the whole time they were talking about where to find a crown i was like lol. simon don’t look behind you

-cake bringing fionna a dead rat was really funny

-the versucci gag or whatever was also really good

-but what made me die was fionna talking abt how she’s played a lot of post apocalyptic rpgs and then it pans over to “man who has actually lived through the apocalypse”

-was really cool to see how the farmworld has developed after what happened with ice finn, i think it’s interesting how they’re more technologically advanced since the first time an ice age happened in this world they pretty much reverted to medieval times (does that make sense. you know what i mean)

-i was SO convinced jay was farmworld finn’s little sibling so when he said dad my heart stopped

-the name jay didn’t immediately click until bonnie was revealed to be one of his other kid’s name and i was like HOLY SHIT PUHOY???

-veeeery interesting since assumingely golb destroyed/erased the pillow world

-i guess you could just chalk it up to finn would have named his kids the same thing in any universe?

-but i mean speaking of his kids GOD he got busy with huntress wizard

-i mean it has to be huntress wizard. one of them looks just like human hunter wizard

-sucks that she died though

-simon’s ship of theseus thing was so fucking funny oh my god he’s just like me fr (i started talking about the ship of theseus in one of my assignments a few days ago and i was like. is this too nerdy.)

-i haven’t really talked about farmworld finn yet. a little sad he turned out so cold (pun not intended oops 😭) because of what happened to him when he was younger

-good on him for saying simon was a damn fool or whatever for wanting to put the crown on lol

-i wish they actually had a talk though

-cake saying fionna should kiss him while knowing he’s just an alternate version of her??????? girl

-also farmworld jake still being alive was crazy

-so it did turn out the crown was destroyed in this world, i honestly wasn’t sure since the crown from the main world survived direct contact with a comet lol

-the romeo and juliet style romance going on between finn’s kid and big destiny’s kid was really good

-finn showing up with bartram lmao!!!!!

-dude i love bartram, the bit in finn the human where finn’s mom says that they have to sell the mule and then bartram’s head peaks out from the bed in the corner is unironically one of my favorite jokes in adventure time

-i kinda forgot what happens between here and the end

-so did farmworld finn fucking die????

-idk what happened there i sure hope not

-i really don’t know if we’re going to revisit these worlds in any capacity considering the amount of time left but i hope we do now!! i feel like we need to see what happens lmao

-now for ep 6

-wasn’t really expecting it to open on “fionna world” as they started calling it

-i was wondering how they were gonna balance gumball and marshall yaoi with what’s going on with the main trio

-they did it really well though i think

-i also wasn’t really expecting to be introduced to winter king right away once we got back to the main plot

-he definitely gave me weird vibes right from the start im gonna be honest lol

-blaah i don’t really remember what happens between that and the winter wonder world sequence

-so ill just talk about that. holy fuck

-every review i read before the show came out was really hyping this scene up and i get why now

-was really cool to see the beyond the grotto animation again and the song was so good it’s still stuck in my head

-but the moment the winter king said he overcame the crown with sheer will i was like. um. im calling bs

-i was just thinking however it did happen though i have a bad feeling about! felt really bad for simon and when he said that he sucked i was like. oh no ☹️ dude

-the moment i saw little ice marcy pretty much cemented it for me i was like oh no something fucked up is happening here. tbh i still can’t really figure out what happened with that but given what the winter king said about making an ice betty. uhhhhhhhhhh

-OH YEAH cake once again saying simon and the winter king should kiss . GIRL WHAT ARE YOU ON

-i looooved crazy pb

-i remember when people were saying she was a marcy pb child lmao.

-simon saying that he wanted to “fix her” while the winter king just wanted to kill her was really interesting. im trying to figure out what it means lol. like we know that simon wants to be the ice king again but also now knowing he would want to fix and save someone from that madness…idk

-her song was really good

-her playing those ominous notes on her keyboard made me laugh

-i haven’t really talked about gumball (im not calling him gary im sorry) and marshall. i thought they were really cute!!! could definitely see marcy and pb meeting in a similar way

-the juxtaposition between gumball talking about his creations to fionna fighting the fucked up versions of them was really cool

-i hope gumball doesn’t take what the lemoncarbs said to heart . they’re just like that

-ok so. I was honestly more shocked that fionna kissed (a version of) simon than him disintegrating seconds after lmaooooo

-i have to wonder why he immediately died here when in betty (the episode) he was dying relatively slowly without the crown’s magic

-ive been writing down a bunch of crack theories and the first thing ive gotten right was the winter king transferring his craziness to pb lol lets goooo

-i was thinking that simon might’ve transferred it himself but then i was like nooo he wouldn’t do that….apparently he would do that

-idk despite how he seemed i think the winter king was still a little insane in the membrane.

-maybe the crown was still influencing him in some way? and that’s the message here? idk

-i can’t believe bi fionna is real

-back to gumball and marshall. gumball describing slumber party panic……oh my jod 🥺🥺🥺

-the baby world was so cute

-“and i’ll be cursed the right way” simon do you fucking hear yourself

Ok that’s definitely not all i have to say but this post is long enough lmao ,, god this show is SO GOOD i can’t believe it’s real. ok that’s all

#adventure time #fionna and cake #Fionna and cake spoilers

[binalakai]

hey im kai! you can also call me roach, if you already know a kai in your life because i know how many noncis mfs are named that

im a 21 genderfluid filipino dyke with she/he/it pronouns, i occasionally post my art on @binalakarchive , where all my OCs (at least as much as i show publicly) and fandom art/cleaned up discussions go there. i also do commissions sometimes, best to contact me through that blog!! otherwise, i treat this blog like a neverending journal. i've grown up with it, and on god am i going to use it as such.

in a perfect world where i wouldn't need to establish boundaries, i would not even bother with a post like this, but the more people i follow/that follow me come across it's somewhat necessary soooo

DNI or like. BYF if you're not gonna listen to me anyway: (warning: it's long and text heavy. tldr; don't be weird to me, communicate with me like you would with a real life person because that's what i am, and we'll get along fine)

-basic dni huge bigot (racist, TERF/transphobic, homophobic, etc etc) stuff but if i catch that onto your blog anyway when you follow me i'll block you.

-if you post a lot of doomer stuff/are against mental health care in general, you best keep distance, honestly. its taken a long time for me to not open my wounds and delusions constantly towards the internet if it meant being valid in my mental illnesses. i'd rather not enter that era again.

-i dont get the whole "proship and antis" culture that happens, but for both sakes of people, if you identify with any of those things you might not like my blog too much. i love being critical and analytical of "problematic things", but i'll still discuss them openly n freely. dni if you'll be offended if i diss on ships/approaches to subjects that make me uncomfortable n find comfort in being critical abt it, and dni if you'll be offended if i diss on the idea that media with triggering topics should not have an outlet period.

-if you'll be offended if i block you out of the blue, doesn't apply to close friends/mutuals i just mean with randos who post takes i dont like or cause too much stress in tags i browse.

-if you're gonna get in huge trouble over seeing dirty jokes and crass humor in public you best not follow me. i try best to tag my stuff, but last thing i wanna do is have a stern talk about it.....which is why i also am wary about people under 18 following and will be a lot more liberal on blocking younger minors for their sake or people i assume won't vibe with me period

-if your parents have access to your social media and there's a chance i'll be DM'd by any of them. i dont wanna talk to any of your parents. if you have an issue with me, i'm more than happy to talk about things directly. (ESPECIALLY FOR BUSINESS RELATED REASONS LIKE COMMISSIONS. IT'S HAPPENED A LOT ALREADY DUE TO OTHER PARTY'S FAMILY CIRCUMSTANCES I CANNOT FUCKING CONTROL. STOP IT. ITS ANNOYING AND A PAIN TO HANDLE.)

-if you get too involved with online drama/disputes. i'm not going to reblog a callout for you. if you get even slightly bothered by that statement, do not get close to me period for the sake of boosting callouts.

-if you have specific niche triggers that need to be tagged. i try to do catch alls or basic ones, but i genuinely CANNOT keep track of all my mutual's blacklists. my mind will slip and id rather not put someone in danger/i wanna keep that risk very very low

okay thankies <3 sorry these are so specific, i just wanna be insane on the internet in the safest way possible

#about

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

1, 3, 6-8, 13, 16, 20-22 (didn’t think of a Thing to ask abt so go wild!!) (sorry if this has sent several times my app keeps crashing <3)

1) the character everyone gets wrong

oooh another one of this question lemme think of another one to complain about…. um. ty blackthorn…. i know you don’t know him but you should have a basic level of familiarity with his sherlock holmes swag and necromancy realness and ghost guy slay like. just based on my posting… i don’t like fandomy interpretations of him that make him like. soft and cutesy and uwu whatever like that boy is a huge fucking cunt he’s the worst… he’s a supervillain in training it’s ridiculous stop calling him your soft little baby or whatever the hell…. like you sound insane not even cassie is babying him like that get serious

3) screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i’m saying this cuz i know you were there too so you’ll get it but literally the 2021 pre s4 era of bylertheorism posting was so awful fr….

6) which ship fans are the most annoying?

wow see prev response….. no but like i’ll give a real answer. um idk i already complained about a few things but i’m gonna pull out a nicheish one due to the fact i saw a sofia wylie tiktok today and it made me think about hsmtmts. um i think ricky and gina shippers ruined everything sacred about that show and tim federle needs to die for the crimes he’s committed against me for them. this is also true about jiara but i’m beyond caring about obx and hsmtmts is like. THE show that got me through summer 2021. it was so rough oh my god. ej and gina were all i had. and now i don’t even have them anymore we should all kill ourselves. not to be a person that cares too much about ships. idk you had to be there maybe. and by there i mean like. you had to be me i guess

7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

damn speaking of outer banks. jj. that boy should kill himself i don’t even care. or jesper shadow and bone. i promise i’ll like him more when i read about him but as a netflix original comic relief man…. i just can’t get behind him. also that actor was in a movie i hated so he should have to do like. 100 hours court ordered community service picking up trash in parks. that’s just one girl’s opinion

8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

can i talk about my shadowhunters. ok well i’m going to. it’s like sorry about your mental illnesses or whatever but i don’t think projecting them onto kit herondale is necessarily the way to go babes. he exists in a fantasy universe where he can put a little tattoo on his body and instantly gain speed, the kid hangs out with werewolves and his mom can do magic. i don’t think he is taking adderall. plus shadowhunters can’t take medication anyway so L + ratio + i can tell you’re either 16 or the most annoying adult alive. sorry if you’re 16, i promise when you stop being 16 you will feel better about life. like fandom lovessss to headcanon him with the most boring shit imaginable. oh you headcanon that this character who lives in a universe where MAGIC IS REAL has adhd? that’s cool i headcanon that he’s a virgin but makes up elaborate lies about it so none of the bad guys who are constantly after him can use him as a virgin sacrifice. i just made that up but it’s still more fun than being like ohh this character is training to be able to kill demons but the most important thing in his life is remembering to take his medication!! like booo 👎 nobody wants to read about medication in fantasy…. unless it’s like some sick ass herbs and potions like my buddy gaius makes. whatever.

13) worst blorboficiation

can i say will herondale. you know what don’t even worry about it. i’m gonna say tom holland spiderman. i don’t engage with literally any of that but i am an internet user in this day and age so it is unfortunately thrust upon me. sorry to that man but i hope peter parker dies goddamn. today’s writers just don’t hate their protagonists enough they always wanna keep ‘em around as long as possible it’s insane. arthur conan doyle had the right idea i think. like kill that dude!!

16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

i hateeeeeee fandom himbo characterization. ESPECIALLY. when it comes to my beloved arthur bbc merlin. he is not. a himbo…. we should all kill ourselves.

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

no offense to cassandra clare’s infernal devices but. i’m so so sorry tessa i love you forever it’s just. well.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped

i’m just gonna say barchie. can’t fucking stand this season sorry abby that i made you watch this show only for its final season to be a flop ass barchie season.

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

i think we all need to talk more about how in city of fallen angels clary had a pink cell phone. that was a nothing detail i just think about it a lot and i didn’t know what else to say here.

#ily abby 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 #asks #certifiedloverdyke #ask game

[jadeofblades]

The ask thing, the main three y'know u.u Shuichi, Gonta, Kaito

Shuichi's been answered, so Gonta and Kaito time!!

Gonta

favorite thing about them

A LOT!!! But I love how he's like,, the kinda character that despite going through So Much he still tries to be kind and caring to everyone regardless. least favorite thing about them

Idk honestly,,, actually i do. my boy, my love, you need to Stop self deprecating yourself!!! You are smart!!! even if you don’t talk like the others or trust others easily you are not stupid stop saying that!!!!!! favorite line

"Gonta will face you all! Times like this are why Gonta became strong! Gentlemen never back down, and neither will Gonta!" YAS!!!!!!! brOTP

Gonta with either Ryoma, Himiko, or Miu. They all makke for such interesting dynamics i wish ppl worked with more,, OTP

Saigokus!!!!!! nOTP

Ougoku,, just, ugh ingame no hell no. Non-despair,, eh? Not bad but idk I feel like they vibe better platonically than romantically random headcanon

has a bee plush named Buzzy, she is worn and stinky but he loves her dearly unpopular opinion

I hateeee when ppl ship gonta with other characters for the sake of him being the designated fixer partner to make the other person feel better always, stop that!!!! I see this with goshi, gontaguji and ougoku most but rly any ship,, there's nothing wrong with him cheering them up but like he is so much More than that..

Also stop ignoring the fact he has his own mental stuff as well. You seen this man? Probably just as ill as the other characters mentioned tbFh. song i associate with them

ROLLING GIRL BY WOWAKA!!!!!!!!!! favorite picture of them

:D

Kaito

favorite thing about them

His color palette is sooooo nice ough i love purples sm sm, he's a silly guy and i love his personality least favorite thing about them

boy if you dont learn that you dont have to constantly put up a strong front 24/7 so help me god.... i get it but MAN. he's stubborn which is endearing but grrr,, favorite line

"I see... In that case, I'll believe in you and won't say anything else. But if you have any problems, let me know. I'll help you. I'm here for you, bro." aughughughguhgughug brOTP

Hmmm honestly he could vibe with a good chunk of ppl, maybe miu? OTP

GokumotaaaaAAAAAAA----- nOTP

Hrm,,,, kaimaki. Nothing against it but also im sorry, they give me the vibes of that one couple that dates for a week or two only to find out they're both gay as hell. random headcanon

has a bunch of goofy patterned socks unpopular opinion

Why are yall so into kaito being abusive and shit,,,,, I see this with oumota fics and such the most but still, just. Stop? Get help? song i associate with them

Tek it by cafuné,,,, idk the vibes just suit him in a way favorite picture of them

i need to write abt his grandparents sometime,,,,

#gonta gokuhara #kaito momota #nice asks

[hartmannyoukaigirl]

i for one would love to hear about the danganronpa yaoi discourse if u wanna talk about it ♥️ i literally just hold ppl hostage and talk about my scrunkly-s because i have no shame but if you have a thought about your danganblorbos then i wouldn't call you cringe

my tumblr oomfie awwww 😭😭 geniunely, thank you .. ❤️❤️ the first line is so funny but this is an amazing ask to get <3 The danganronpa yaoi discourse ...

I don't have as many danganblorbo thoughts anymore because ... after 4 years of obsession 😰 but lately the danganblorbo have been reviving and re manifesting in my brain for whatever reason .. dead parasites... cockroaches ... so I'll let them out this once because you are nice

( I am very sorry for the incoming cringe )

you see, it's not really discourse as much as I just kind of have been obsessing over kamukoma for 4 years now and geniunely think it's the best ship in everything ever, and

because I really love them so much, both individually as characters and as a ship I get

annoyed

when someone calls them edgy komahina or even worse kinky komahina. No this actually made me insane back in my peak mental illness ( my high of dr phase ) like.. the implications are there I guess, esp w servant but it seems like people forgot they could have a relationship unique to them and not as hajime and not-despair komaeda's selves.. or a 'bdsm' verison of komahina ... mid opinions smfh

I feel like . I feel . ok . ok. imagine there's a second read more here holy shit but ! komahina is your typical romance I guess which unfortunately I never like. ever. but with kamukoma they definitely are edgy n dark but in a way unique to them ( throughout all other ships I got into and saw after them, too, they were always special ) and I really like the facts of two heavy fucked up ppl literally only being able to find comfort in each other .. it's a bit fun .. kamukura's the only person that komaeda could get close to without his luck ruining everything up ( flashbacks to that super homosexual anime scene of them both that started all of this. help. KAMUKURA WHY ARE YOU FLIRTINGHJWJ ) and for a terminally bored person like kamukura, komaeda is literal perfect everything dude is fucked up to the max esp as servant, not so predictable now is he ..ehehehee...

if you had send me that ask two years prior I would've written an entire college thesis, unfortunately due to unironic bullying over how cringe I was over this specific stuff I stopped and became too embarrassed to even look at any mention of komaeda or kamukura or kamukoma or anything jksnnffsmnfgnt d so my brain has became more .. tame ... I got less mentally ill and healed and became not delusional 😭😭😭 I BECAME BORING

I had an entire ( mental ) playlist of songs and a ( mental ) folder of animatics and so, so, so much.. actual mental illness... I Deadass never felt as obsessed I was over them with anything else again wtf

tdlr: they are very fun and cute. they are definitely together at udg timeline. kamukura would bridal carry komaeda. servant komaeda would twirl his hair giggle pace his legs back n forth thinking abt kamukura. cute dark romance edgy as fuck yaoi boys. adorable. they r everything. MEANWHILE KOMAHINA IS MID AS FUCK

#fun fact i took the entire day writing this #i didnt even write much but somehow its 7 pm & i saw this at 12 pm aka when i woke up and immediately opened the ask to reply .. #this went everywhere i am sorry #i never have a chance to talk abt them like this dmgnebgbt thank u ... ❤️ #idk what i was trying to communicate here it's just words #crying bc i couldve went deeper n wrote sm but the thoughts have left me ...

[legobatjoker]

btw idk why (actually thats. fully a lie the reason is that i was talking abt the show my sibling on eid and also mentioned it to chess the other day so it reminded me) but i started like. rewatching some of liv and maddie today? like its kinda funny bc both times talking abt it recently it was was abt how the best ship/couple in the show (live and holden <3) was ruined by the worst one (maddie and diggie boo boo tomatoes) so i decided to rewatch the first ep w live and holden bc that reminded me that oh yeah they where quite cute lol and then i j started rewatching the show from that point lol but then i stopped actually i was gonna say bc i got to the s2 finale that was rly focused on maddie and diggie and i kinda didnt care which is true but it was also bc i wanted to read the latest chapter of ur les mis fic <3 <3 which btw is SO GOOD OMGG like. even tho idk the characters (kinda i tihnk i am a point where i offically know r via friends blorbo osmosis but idk as much abt anyone else sorry<//3) i rly am like enjoying it sm and am like. v invested in the characters and their dynamics and stuff and i j feel likes its v well written yk. also a v little moment but i enjoyed the bit were R says he liked a book even though he hasnt read it but he did know a few moments from it and the general ideas ans things in it j bc it felt like a very You thing to include in smth (/pos !!) if that makes sense. prob bc u where a fan of the book this fanfiction in question was abt a while before u started actually reading it FGDFGDF also obsessed with the moment when right after he finds out that enjolras doesnt think sodomy is a sin r is like "please please can we. please" FHDFHDF also oughh the bit at the end where like. eponine tells r abt how she fell for marius after he ripped off a bit of his shirt to bandage her wound and then r doing that for enjolras ough... ik these r not my blorbos so i dont fully know the everything going on w them contect but it still rly got me i think prob bc u r a rly good writer mx... anyway this ask was abt liv and maddie at one point. but j like when i turned it off to read ur fic i no longer rly care 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 FGFDHDF but actually tho i might end up watching more of liv and maddie tbh ill let u know.... i enjoyed it more than i thought i would rewatching it so !! or at least i enjoyed the liv and holden bits DFHDFHDF

OMG I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO WATCH LIV AND MADDIE AS A KID i would honestly loveee to watch some of it sometime with you if u do end up doing more of a rewatch !!!!!!!!! also omggg T____T thats so sweet of you tysmmmmm also yeah literally grantaire bullshitting his knowledge of lit is just like me fr and that whole paragraph was just because i had to look up diderot cuz all i remembered from ap euro was that he was an atheist ahahah and then i found out he wrote smthing called "the skeptic's walk"???????? so i had to include that???? AND YEAH. I HAD TO INCLUDE MY FAVORITE EXR TROPE OF PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE AJNJNJAJK literally they do count as ur blorbos by osmosis at this point even the ones u dont know as well bcuz like literally they just are<333 and u prob know them as well as i did when i started les mis posting if not better JBJABJK but mainly its sooo sweet of u to read it and to send this ask wtf;;; !!! also anyway this was abt liv and maddie which i need to watcha hsbsybahbau

#mewtuals #castle.answers #tumblrinas when their bestie who isnt even in the fandom is the person who engages w their fic the most <<<< #wait fuck that looks than a less than symbol THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A HEART #*<<<<33333333 #THAT

[yuukei-yikes]

hii ive liked ur art for a while now and i love how u portray the yuukei quartet literally autism central... also im living for ur future designs especially momo (shes so cute im shaking and crying) and shintaro i like how u made them look more similar. my older brother likes amphibia and like a year ago i think he sent me one of ur harutaka posts like "THIS IS THE KAGEPRO RIGHT?" and it was a weird moment but funny. ANYWAY. I understand the unending urge to think and talk abt kagepro so very much so uhmm i'd like to hear ur opinions on konoha as a character but if u also want to maybe talk about what harutaka means to u and ur favorite aspects of their relationship!!!

THANK U!!!!

1. im so glad someone noticed i tried to make momo and shintaro look similar!!! i thought i failed so this made me really happy LOL

2. tell ur brother i am so sorry also ask him if he liked the amphibia ending. there is a correct answer to this. but if all my twitter followers ask then noooo there is no correct answer it is subjective 😃😒

3. MAN.. KONOHA AS A CHARACTER HUH. truthfully, being the haruka fan i am i BARELY make konoha content or even talk abt it. yes it. konoha it its pronouns realness. ok here is my hot take. i dont see konoha as like.... A Guy. to me its more like a kid or something idk!!! a pinocchio sort of case. suddenly i am alive what do i do sort of case. i think its funny to see this thing that is not human and if it was human it would not be an adult controlling some grown guy's body

anyways um i do love konoha. i am very sad to see it go too, and i think haruka (sorry i know this is abt konoha but i cant help myself) would feel very outcasted since she feels konoha was everyone's friend, not him, and fears they might resent him bc they wish she was konoha. ofc everyone misses konoha but they understand haruka is the rightful owner of the body, and in my hc awakening eyes stays within haruka to keep her illness harmless. and he knows it is within him watching out for her and is thankful 💗 ending of steven universe moment with the 2 stevens u_u ok those are the same and haruka and konoha arent the same however one cannot survive without the other and *explodes*

4. bro this reply is already so long. u cannot just ask me that. ill try to be as brief as possible. i got obsessed with kagepro therefore harutaka at age 13 and i am TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD. i grew up with these bitches. while i had and have other interests, kagepro NEVER and i mean NEVER stopped being my main interest. this shit has plagued my mind for years. so what does it mean to me. EVERYTHING!!!!!!! IT MEANS EVERYTHING.

they mean so much to me i cant even Explain. i am so happy kagepro doesnt ever get content canon or even fanon and when it does its never harutaka bc the amount of Control it has over me is something scary. remember the lost day hour comic. my GOD that shit almost KILLS ME!!!!!! and i wouldnt be able to tell u my fave aspects??? i genuinely Dont know why i chose this thing specifically to obsess over, much less why them specifically. but idk i love these 2 so much and i could talk abt them for hours which i have done and will do again.

i love that the disabled characters are the love story of the whole thing and i love the m/f ships where the guy loves the girl so much they just moan and throw up abt it . even tho harutaka is like the gayest hets ever (any pronouns haruka and takane real) ummm ummmm. they are literally in love. Mis wiwis

#sorry this is so long. #ask tag

[claymour]

You don’t have to publish this but I just want you to know that I would support you, I would stand by you as if we were brothers in arms if you decided to make self ship content LOL I love hearing you talk about how much you like your faves it’s so epic and I adore your art and you’re just so sweet, I would hype you UP. I just don’t want you to feel bad for wanting to make that content if that’s what you genuinely want to do ‘cause I think you should be able to make content that makes you happy!! Follow your heart LMAO Also side note: seeing you talk about Billy makes me so happy like I get emotional LMAOODDJ

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VYVYUBAVYAYVVAYVAVHAHVAYVAVHBYAVHABHAHBAYH I LITERALLY STOOD UP AND DID A BACKFLIP WHEN I READ THIS GAHABHAHB THIS IS SUCH A KIND THING TO SAY !!!!!! GAHAHABHHBA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO SEND THIS TO ME.....GQGQHQ

IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME TO GET A MESSAGE LIKE THIS GEHEH!! TBH IVE ALWAYS LOVED SEEING PEOPLE'S SELF-SHIPS AND STUFF..IT REALLY MAKES ME SUPER HAPPY TOO SEE PEOPLE MAKING CONTENT THAT MAKES THEM SUPER HAPPY! WBHWBH ITS ALWAYS BEEN SOMETHING IVE WANTED TO JOIN IN ON, EVEN IF ITS JUST SILLY DOODLES OF ME LIKE.. SCREAMING WITH A CHARACTER BUT IVE ALWAYS BEEN SO SCARED ABT IT LOL!!...THAT BEING SAID IVE NEVER REALLY BEEN APART OR EVEN POSTED IN ANY ONLINE SETTING UNTILL NOW! GHEHE IT REALLY GIVES ME A BIG CONFIDENCE BOOST TO SEE OTHER REALLY COOL PEOPLE POST ABT THEIR SELF-SHIPS OR DRAW THEIR OCS WITH A CHARACTER OR SMTH GHEHEYG... * BREAKS MY HOUSE DOWN * OKOKOK THATS IT IM GONNA DO IT OMG GAVUVYHYYVH HVVY YV GAGAHAHAHAHA ++

ALSO OBJJ IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS EMOTIONAL OVER PEOPLE TALKING ABT THEIR FAVS??????!! LOLLLLLLLLLL HAHA IVE ALWAYS BEEN A REALLY EMOTIONAL PERSON LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET REALLY EXCITED OR HAPPY LITEARLY HYPES ME UP SO BAD I GOTTA LIKE. KICK MY MATTRESS LOL! I THINK THAT'S APART OF THE REASON I LIKE SELF-SHIPS SM LIKE ITS JUST SO FUN!!!!! GAHA

Omg I'm so sorry this is so long GAHA I think I have a issue with making really long replys to things sometimes LOL!! this was just such a wonderful and kind thing to say to me IT MADE ME EMOTIONAL LIKE HBHHVH 😭😭😭😭 GRRRRR UR SO SWEET FOR SENDING ME THIS GRRRR GVVGVY VYVH THIS MADE ME SMILE SO HARD LOL I LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THIS READING IT

OKOK ILL STOP NOW VGVVYGVVY BUT THANK U SM!! THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY AND EXCITED I LITERALLY HAD TO WATCH BLACK CHRISTMAS AGAIN TO CALM MYSELF LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IM NOT JOKING I ATCUALLY DID HAHA HAHAHV

#THIS IS SO LONG IM SO SO SORRY OH MY GOODNSDD HVVHVH 😭😭 #HGHAHA I HOPE THIS DOESN'T COME ACROSS AS STRANGE OR ANYTHING!! HAHA I GET REALLY EXCITED EASILY AND I CAN TALK FOR DAYS HVVHVH #GHAHA THIS LITERALLY PUT ME IN SUCH A GREAT MOOD LOL I WISH I COULD LIKE..ATTACH A HEART RATE MONITOR TO MYSELF TO SHOW U LOLBTTTTTFFG #* BREAKS DOWN UR DOOR * UR SO NICE!! GRRRRRR GRRR YV GH THIS WAS LITERALLY SO KIND AND SWEET IM GONNA CRYYYYY CYYCTCVH VY #OK!!!! OKOK I GOTTA STOP.....I GOTTA STOP......LOL IM SORRY AGAIN FOR THIS BEING TO LONG! HAHA.. #THANK U SM THO EGHEHEHHE * BREAKS ALL MY WINDOWS WITH A BASEBALL BAT * VH #ask #long post #* dies * #MY SELF SHIP STUFF IS GONNA BE SO STRANGE LIKE IT'LL PROBABLY MAKE NO SENSE TO ANYONE BUT ME VHHV #OHH BUT IT'LL BE SO FUN TO ATCUALLY DRAW SMTH LIKE THAT THO.... GHEHEHE ... #I HAVE VERY STRANGE EMOTIONS ABT BILLY...I WANNA LIKE. BE HIS BEST FRIEND THAT SCREAMS WITH HIM BUT ALSO KINDA HAS A LIL CRUSH ON HIM LOL #I'D BE MOSTLY PLATONIC THO I THINK GHEHE..... GHAHAH... #i love fun stuff i really do AND SELF SHIPPING IS LIKE....THE KING OF FUN LOL..... #why am i still talking omg ILLL STOP ILL STOPPPPP HAHA #its like opening Pandora's box ..... 😭 LOL

[jinlix]

Gsodnxhshdhd I'm so thankful for having these 9 in my life sudnsjdj

#im convinced that i stan angels sodmskkds jk but holey ship #the way they crawl into chan when he started crying and have you guys saw they look ??? #on their faces ??? when chan was talking??? felix literally didn't leave his hands of chan the whole time #skz friendship its literally so genuine you can see how much they love each other #how much they admire and love chan #goshshdhshhdnsndd they had such big impact in our lives its so funny hahah #not that they changed it but it was a big impact and they are out there being rookies of the tear #year* and crying abt it in vlive and doing vlives after winning and being humble #they are literally the sweetest bunch i ever stanned like they work so hard and it pay off #but they deserve so mcuh more im justsvxgshdbs crying a whole ocean now #i just wanted to say that i love them so much and they make me proudrr every single day #cant wait to see these 9 growing i really cant wait to be even more proud of them #honestly thank god they appeared in my life i really thank him bc of that like sjdnndnsgshs #with everthing that happened to me this year skz was one of my supports and honestly #that shdhshdd makes a whole difference but anyways #ill sjdjsjs go out a little now so i can stop crying hahahaha #i love them and whoever are reading this sorry for being dummy ily too #kelly says #dl

[purrble-archive]

Hi I think you guys should see this image ♥️

#PLEASE. please please please #griffin mcelroy voice i would like to talk a little bit more about posing for robots #i just . i just. i just really want to point out that Eloni the green bot is . throwing it back #im sorry if i think about it too much I'll start laugjing so hard again im sorry immsorry it needed to be said #look all of them are queers.... said it once ill say it again #i don't ship any of them tho shut up theyre like brothers ok... theyre the q5b. queer five brothers #just CANNOT stop thi king abt mettaton whenever i look at them #their ridiculous poses. #also eloni literally dabs in their commercial i STILL dont Understand how he canonically doesnt get fan letters. #hes a fucking memer even if a dead meme memer ... just appreciate him already smh #elijah suggested i make my blog theme no gay roads and i think i will♥️ #WAIT WAIT WAIT ONE MORE JOKE I FORGOT TO SAY #THOSE ARE THEIR HOOVES YOU BITCH #ok im done #grr.txt #nsr tag

[yatsugareboyf]

hii could i request chuuya and dazai with a male reader who has like a dramatic and impulsive personality/type of humour? like he impulsively spends money or makes plans, and talks pretty hyperbolically bc he thinks its pretty funny-

im sorry if this didnt make sense sjsjdjd-

heheheheh this is so funny

chuuya and dazai with a dramatic and impulsive male!s/o

nakahara chuuya

good lord why does he keep attracting these types of people /j

like isnt dazai enough

"ah, chuuya! this is the wrong soda! i said orange not grape! i feel like im getting drunk just looking at it"

"bitchass u said royal how would i know which flavour"

"you shouldve known! ah really chuuya do you even know me? your boyfriend?"

yeah. hes sick of you /j

but really he tries to keep with a lot of your impulsive decisions

like you'll be out on a date and you see someone selling his antique wall clock thats duck themed or whatever and what do u know chuuya's carrying it home

hes happy seeing u happy so most of the time he just allows you to do whatever you wanted to do

sometimes when hes not around u just end up buying so much stuff online that u set to overnight shipping

which chuuya ends up paying for bcs he doesnt let you 😭

LIKE HE WONT LET U WASTE UR MONEY SO HE WASTES HIS IDK MAN

"chuuya~ i have my own money yknow"

"yeah but you're not paying for this... what the fuck is this.. "face mask maker"? yeah you're not wasting your money on this i got it"

"but chuuya its not even that expensive"

"dipshit this is 400 dollars"

but he ends up enjoying your impulsive spends bcs u use it on him

"haha chuuya what if i make a wine face mask"

"you're not using my wine. ok but what if-"

WINE FACE MASKS

idk if chuuya or u would eat it-

one time u bought tons of makeup and he witnessed u going through so many styles of makeup in a week-

like the e-girl make up, the colorful makeup, then the rlly emo makeup then natural makeup

u wanted to try it on him but he refused

"but chuuya you'd look so pretty :(("

"you can be the pretty one, im good"

u did end up applying just eyeliner on him and he's fairly impressed

wont ask u to apply it again bcs hes too shy but u know he wants to have it on everyday

abt ur spontaneous plans, he usually stops u 😭

bcs even if u had time to go, he wouldnt and hed rather be there for u when u do go

so whenever you hear that he has a day off or he isn’t on call you’ve already bought tickets to disneyland!

overall i think hes okay with it as long as you’re happy 

(ill make a side thing abt bsd boys handling homophobia bcs that shit deserves a separate post)

dazai osamu

i think hes just the same as u, but hes more Willing to pull through with your impulsive antics

while getting to know each other, you learn that dazai loves crab, but only eats the canned kind because he cant afford special crab

that made you sad that you bought so much crab and learned a few recipes under a day

now theres 5 different crab dishes and 10 more crabs in the fridge, and dazai isnt even home yet from work

he comes home to 7 different crab dishes and a very exhausted boyfriend

he loved the dishes.

nonetheless he joins u in your very impulsive travel plans because he has a lot of free time

(he doesn't he just ditches work)

poor kunikida calling dazai bcs they need back up and hes like

"sorry, kunikida-kun! i'm in disneyworld!"

"WHAT"

u also worry him a lot w ur hyperbolic vocabulary

"OSAMU I THINK I BROKE MY LEG"

THEN HE APPROACHES U AND HES LIKE

"OH MY GOD ARE U OKAY"

but u just stubbed ur toe 👍

but hes taking it all seriously and like

"we need to get you to yosano"

"wait- NO"

hes more understanding of why u do what u do so he tends to just follow whatever u wanted to do at the time

"i love u so much, more than the size of the.... the pacific ocean"

"my, that's a lot of love"

PLS U THINK DAZAI WOULD KNOW MORE ABT HANDLING MONEY

he can't. no one trusts u two with money.

kunikida even tries to NOT give y'all's checks bcs that one time u bought big ass bean bag and adressed it to the ada-

ranpo uses it now and fights to death with dazai to nap on it

u buy so many things and sometimes u forget to address it to ur home

like- some packages end up at atsushi's dorm

"kyouka-chan?"

"there's a box outside our dorm for you."

"WHY IS IT AT YOUR DORM?"

"i thought you would know."

and dazai' just amused at how u have everyone's address at ur disposal to use

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