#specially when your gf isn't on the ship

[beanghostprincess]

this is what a polyamorous relationship looks like

#they're all gay and share a braincell #imagine being nami and having to deal with these idiots #specially when your gf isn't on the ship #one piece #roronoa zoro #sanji #usopp #monkey d luffy #uhhh what's their shipname called #sanji x usopp x luffy x zoro #or whatever #zosan #zolu #zosopp #lusan #lusopp #sanuso

[jikookuntold]

Sorry but don't you think it was already for Jikookers the moment JK's video was leaked ?

Saw many explanations and excuses saying it's made up, set up, fake etc. But really? There was no original source of video to prove it was edited. We can clearly see it's him in his apartment and bam running around him. It was filmed in Feb from his hairstyle, when bam was still with him. I saw some of big Jikokkers here having a relieved sigh when he said he don't have a gf now but He only said he don't have a gf in September. Tbh enough time to casually date and breakup with a girl.. which I've always thought his dating pattern is. So technically he wasn't lying either. And didn't he said he don't feel like wanting anyone and just want to concentrate on work for now? Doesn't that mean he don't have any partner but will have a gf in future ? In short not only he denied he had gf at the moment but also anyone special in his life. I don't think 'homophobic country' excuses applies as they literally enlisted together infront of everyone in the same country's military.

Also saw someone saying it can be a friend. But think.. who hugs some random girl in their apartment when their partner is not present there? Imagine spotting your bf hugging some random woman like that in apartment when they are alone at night. Doesn't make sense right ?

Another category of jikookers was going with 'open relationship' explanation but still not accepting Jikook is not romantically involved and everything was just them reading it wrong. Because if anyone listened to things Jimin said its clear af he only want to be in exclusive relationship.. maybe JK too but he was not even available for a serious relationship then.

Only a small percentage of Jikookers accepted its real and he has a gf irl or atleast not dating Jimin.

When i see Jikookers trying to deny it and find every excuses, it sounds like taekookers who still think Taennie was fake and army who think it's fake videos and pics.

But even worse for taekookers because one was seen holding his gf's hand in Paris while another was hugging his gf in his apartment all while choosing songs only about fucking women 😭 ik he said its not about his real life but only he chose songs like that. Others wrote their own songs but Tae's songs weren't autobiographical either and none of them were about fucking women or hetero sex. If it was rhythm he liked them they could've wrote some meaningful or even funny lyrics but nope all were about sex with women. If that doesn't tell about JK's sexuality and interests idk what will, 3D's choreo was fucking gross too. He's naturally drawn to what he likes. Tkkrs survive by lying and living in delusional world denying reality.. now jikookers also doing the same thing imo 🤷‍♀️ so idk why you have to make taekookers understand their ship is not real when Jikook isn't real too and 90% chance JK is straight af.

First of all, there is no reason for me to believe that blurry video posted on a chinese platform is Jungkook. Look for yourself, where is his lip piercing? Or the scar on his cheek? Or the mole under his lip? Huh? 😼

Wonder why that sasaeng who was spying for hours on a perfect angle on his window to catch him with the girl, didn't use a better cam instead of a toaster so their faces don't look like bread loafs? Even a normal phone has a better camera. Why in the other photos they leaked of him alone in his house the quality is good and the angle is completely different? When they explain this, I can agree that this ghost-face is JK. Otherwise it's just someone with bangs backhugging a giant pregnant lady wearing a night gown behind an open window on a breezy night.

About your mental gymnastic, in the listening party, fans were leaving comments asking "do you have a girlfriend?" And his answer was addressing that repetitive question, not the video. And don't give me this category of jikookers that percentage of jikookers thing. I don't care about anyone else's opinion, they can have their own, I have mine.

Don't you dare to compare that thing with Taennie. Taennie had 10 different HD photos leaked together and many obvious clues and hints proving the photos and the relationship was real, and even biggest and the most reliable media sources like Rolling Stone, BBC, Billboard, Dispatch, JTBC, etc wrote articles about them dating and being spotted together. JK didn't even wait for two days to react to that nonsense, but Tae was totally silent about it for almost two years. On the contrary, he started it all with following Jennie on IG, and then fueled it with more hints and wearing matching jewelry. Kmedia said they have been separated for months, so he could come up and say "I don't have a girlfriend" just like his dongsaeng but he didn't 🤷‍♀

Did you know Ricky Martin, George Michael, Freddie Mercury and many other queer singers for decades sang songs about having sex with women? Some was even their own lyrics while they were gay af lol. And you say Tae is gayer than JK because he didn't sing about having sex with women 😹

And how Jikook enlisting together has anything to do with this at all? Who said anything about homophobic country? Do guys deny having girlfriend in a homophobic country? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Did Jikook went to apply for buddy system and say "Sir, we are gay and in love, we can't stand being separated, please let us enlist together 😃🏳‍🌈" Nope.

The military of this homophobic country made this system available for close friends and relatives between the ages 18 and 28 to minimize the mental and physical traumas of mandatory service, and they are not going to ask them if they are having sex.

We always said Jikook can't live without each other, but it was people like you who come up with things like "they can't stand each other" "they only look close on cameras" "they don't care about each other" "they have different and separated lives" "they broke up" 🤡 Now that it is proved that Jikook is the closest and the most inseparable duo in BTS you are still brave on your shit? 💩

And since that video is your last straw I made this edit for you, I hope you like it 😻

[cursedcola]

Ok but will you do headcanons for the lovely protag of tears of themis, because if so I would love some cute Hcs of her having a cheerful and loving female s/o who runs a bakery and packs her cute little lunches everyday so she can have the energy she needs to work hard (•̀ᴗ•́)و

and sometimes Rosa (which is the code name we get in the game for our protagonist) gets special sticky pad notes in her lunchbox cheering her on when she’s had a bad day, and I just want some fluffy domestic hcssss

*cradles gently* I just love lesbian girlfriend hcs so much ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

A/N: Omg I'm gonna throw up I love this. It's too cute for my heart...ngl I simp for Rosa more than I do any of the boys. Can we romance ourselves? lol I'd pay Mihoyo to make it happen. TBH I ship Rosa x Kiki a bit since they just seem so much more on the same page with each other than our lovely gentlemen ( love Marius still tho frfr)

Our queen of justice would cherish her girlfriend so much let me tell you

Rosa has a habit of going above and beyond for the people she cares about. She’s normally the giver, and being on the other side of the coin is a whole new life

I can see it now. Every morning on her way to the Themis Law Firm she stops by her girlfriend's bakery. Rosa gets up extra early and brings her a cup of coffee/tea/etc. before the bakery opens.

She just loves to hear the jingle of the doorbell and see you arranging the display case behind the counter. Sometimes she'll pick up an apron and join you if she has extra time. Bonus points if your shop has a theme (like say you have a book café/bakery! And you dress to match the theme. You have a little knee length dress, mary-janes, and a bookish themed apron as the uniform. Maybe one of those cute little neck scarf/choker that you tie into a bow. Rosa would eat that up omg)

The first time she brought you a morning drink Rosa felt like an idiot because - well, duhh. You run a bakery! You sell this stuff! yet it became a bit of a trading deal. Rosa brings you your morning fix before the shop opens, and in exchange you pack her a few goodies.

It's such a ritual that Rosa now has a little thermos collection for you, and you have a lunch pail collection for her. It also gives you both a chance to see each other after work. On her way home (either after a shift or on her way to NYXX) she swings by your shop to drop off the pail and pick up her thermos. A quick goodbye smooch and she is on her way.

Lmao no. If she isn't going to NYXX then normally she stays back to help close the shop. If not then she begrudging leaves. Unfortunately you are not allowed to know about NYXX. It's too dangerous. You're aware that she works alongside Marius, Vyn, Luke, and Artem on the side - but are under the impression that it is for a special government case through Themis. They know about you as well. We love our ally kings. Sometimes you send Rosa off with enough goodies for all five of them when she swings by and can't stay.

Now. You know they all have/had a crush on her at some point. Especially Luke. The boy is a living golden retriever. Not to mention Artem who is just awful at masking. Thankfully your Rose is oblivious as hell, not that you're worried.

All it takes is the scent of one of your new recipes to have Rosa swooning in the palm of your hand. Before you started dating, you both were friends. You saw how she was always on a diet and depriving herself. Those little comments about her appearance making you the loving type of mad. Y'know, the type to passive aggressively eye her and be like "honey you are so beautiful that I have four men trying to steal my gf right now. Do not test me,". Which, of course, you'd only say the first part because that confrontation is not one needed considering the ally kings know their place.

Point being that we don't support that unhealthy diet culture. Big nono. She is going to eat good and she is going to like it.

Anywho. Back on topic. You know they like her and one way you casually tease is with loving treats. Yes, my dear Rose, please take this basket full of freshly baked bread to your meeting. The one with the ribbon on top. Why is it taped down? Oh, no worries my love. Just let one of the boys open it, okay? I have yours specially wrapped in a separate bag.

Meanwhile whichever poor soul opens that bag is going to get hit in the face with one of the sappiest and most suggestive love notes in all of Stellis.

"My lovely flower. Have a great day and be careful on the way home from your meeting! I have missed you so much and cannot wait to have you all to myself tonight. Enjoy the sweets with your friends" *insert a plethora of heart drawings*

Rosa will see them holding the note and simply think that you put it in the wrong bag. It's not abnormal for you to put those heartwarming notes in her lunches, so she apologizes. Vyn knows. They all know.

Dominance asserted, and your cute girlfriend is pleased by your loving note (and a bit embarrassed but it had to be done. Rosa deserves the abundance of affection. Her confidence needs to be boosted and she needs to recognize what a queen she is)

Did I mention that your shop is one of Rosa's favorite places? It's cozy, inviting, and she loves to study for her exams there. Sometimes if she's working on a case she'll claim a table for hours on end. Occasionally she sneaks glances of you working with customers and watches as a break. She'll blush if she gets caught, but it is so worth it.

Sometimes she takes her work breaks there as well. Occasionally you'll see her pop in with Artem, Celeste, Kiki, or perhaps another one of her acquaintances from work like that one Police Capitan. Darius, was it? That one always needs a triple shot of espresso. usually when you see him it means something serious is going down. It warms your heart when she boasts about your shop to them. She'll pick a table and like clockwork you'll come over to have a little chat before they get to work. It's so nice to feel included and to see her in the zone.

Whenever she is on a business trip she'll look for a little something to bring home for your shop too. Typically a decoration piece. Thanks to Rosa you have a little statue-esque tip jar from her trip to the desert, fairy lights above the main counter from a whimsical mountain, flower pots from an island trip, and more. You never question her many excursions because she always brings you home a surprise.

On one final note, your shop is her safe space. Sometimes she comes to your frustrated or nervous. It could be about exams, a particularly bad case...and sometimes she can't tell you. "Government case," she says and you know something really stressful happened. Those ones are the most worrisome. It's hard, being there when she disappears on a case that she can't tell you about. One of the gents are always there with her, but when she comes home in a near-shocked state you can't help but get anxious.

Yet Rosa knows you won't press it. She strolls in, most commonly near closing time, and you just know. You have a sixth sense for it, and without asking flip the shop sign to say 'closed' before preparing her a warm drink. Then you sit with her and let her talk. You don't question when she leaves things out, and let her vent.

You and your shop become like a second home to Rosa. Peace in a city like Stellis that never seems to rest.

#tears of themis #tot #tears of themis x reader #tot x reader #tears of themis Rosa #tears of themis Rosa x reader

[lovings4turn]

[ 🪩 ] who's your money on? - send me a little bit about yourself along with a gender preference and fandom(s) , and i'll ship you with someone n provide a few headcanons too !

for f1 please! here's a description of me (tbh idk how much info you want so):

lola, I'm pansexual, she/her, I'm korean-pakistani, born and raised in the uk, 5'5, brown skin, long-ish black hair and black eyes, I tend to dress in a mixture of clothes, very into fashion (I love pintrest) and fashion weeks are the highlight of my year, I love football (liverpool and real madrid fan), I love formula one (ferrari, mercedes, and redbull), and I do archery in my spare time, i'm fluent in 3 languages english urdu and punjabi, i'm also not really in touch with my korean side, which is why I want to try and learn korean some time in the future, also have alot's of family trauma!!, I'm currently in uni studying psychology and I want to become a therapist, I love animals and I have two dogs (salt and pepper) and a cat (bartolomeu the cannible), I love music and spend alot of my time creating playlists, very chaotic (adhd), my fav season is either spring or autumn, I love aesthetic things, and am kinda a perfectionist, very much a people pleaser, kinda nervous around new people, love writing stories, I have a older brother, can't cook to save my life (unless it's instant noddle), also I love spicy food!!

this was the perfect amount of info babes !!! again there were a few different drivers i had in mind but in the end , there can only be one ...

❤︎ . . . i'd ship you with max verstappen !

i just think you two would be a great pairing , honestly . i think your perfectionist tendencies really speak to max , who also loves things to go perfectly , and your chaotic nature is something he finds so so charming . don't worry about being nervous around new people , though , as max is more than used to having to socialise with strangers - he'll take the lead for you both

he also likes the height difference between you two ! thinks it makes for perfect hugs , as he can easily rest his chin on the top of your head , and he can engulf you into his arms with ease

max is absolutely blown away when he finds out you do archery . like . he's amazed . he immediately wants to try it with you (and gets a bit frustrated when he isn't instantly good at it) but can't believe how good you are at it

absolutely adores your animals . i mean , of course he loves jimmy and sassy , but salt , pepper , and bartolomeu the cannible (amazing names btw) also have a special place in his heart ! so many of your guys' text conversations is just various animal pics

the gf effect with max is so real , too . thanks to your interest in fashion , and ability at actually putting together cohesive outfits , max gets somewhat of a fashion glow-up when you two get together , something the fans are forever indebted to you for

#.° ༘🦇⋆₊˚ෆ becca celebrates #✮⋆˙ becca hits 500!

[elysianheresy2]

can.. i hear about your ocs?

🥺 Of course you can! Thank you for asking <3 I want to hear about yours too though 👉🏼👈🏼 (if you're ok with sharing!)

So... I have many, many ocs, especially in pm so I can't talk about all of them and I'll just pick my favorites for now!

This is Lyvia (They/She), a color fixer oc! They grew up in the outskirts and a lot of people close to them died to several dangers there... And she decided to become better than those who were supposed to protect them but miserably failed. This took a while, but eventually she had success and the title of the rose quartz was given to her. Their weapon of choice is the specially modified umbrella they carry around, it's able to block powerful attacks and it's generally a very good defense! I won't describe the relationships they had with my friends' ocs, however, since this is one of my favorite ocs, of course they get paired with a canon character I find comfort in and this can't be left unsaid because it's important to know what happens next!

She met Daniel who carelessly ended up in danger, she happened to be doing a mission around that area and luckily was there to help him. I'm very shy about the oc x canon ships so I'm not describing very well but!! Eventually they end up together yeah! They keep working as a color to make the world a place where someone like him could live on, and he obviously joins the lab in the outskirts as the Canon story tells us... And the head raid happens so you know, he dies while Lyvia wasn't there to save him this time. And as soon as the news arrived to her she rushed to the remnants of the lab just to be welcomed by the head and the claws patrolling the area. A fight was unavoidable and she was able to kill a few claws but well, one of those was the gf of an arbiter and the arbiter wasn't very happy about that sooo

The lab of the outskirts ended up being the resting place of the rose quartz! And that's why I have like three aus where they're actually alive

This is the arbiter I mentioned above! She's Nara (She/Her) and she's a menace to society but at least she looks good while committing atrocities ahem anyways

She was adopted from the backstreets by a family that was already settled as members of the head, so she literally grew up with their ideologies taught to her and also the necessity to repay her family for the fact they saved her from certain death most likely... And thus she did her best to reach the top and make them proud... And she did reach the top! But her parents were too focused on praising the accomplishments of her sibling who was their biological child... So she always feels like whatever she does isn't enough, she needs therapy I think... Despite this, she deeply cares about her sibling...

This is her sibling, Jess! (Any pronoun) He didn't become an arbiter, however he became a beholder of the eye and quietly enjoyed the position, he thought what he did was just and fair and that his hands weren't dirty with blood. However, this changed when, while observing the new L Corp he committed a mistake and was kinda... Kidnapped? Smh she ends up being turned into an agent and he obviously isn't able to escape because you know... L corp things. They were assigned to the extraction department obviously under Binah and there they kinda... Almost died many times if the captain didn't help them. I'll avoid details once again, but during his time in the corp he had a character development and turned into a girlboss that's dealing with his sense of guilt for all his past mistakes.

... Obviously they're a Welfare Sephirah liker because I'm predictable and a simp

I'll stop here now because I'm afraid it's a lot already!! Thank you so much for asking! 💙

#project moon ocs

[countlessrealities]

{ hehe now it's my turn >:D I gotta say, when i first followed you i was really interested in the character selection you had. It's rare to see anyone picking up GF or R&M muses and you had both so i definitely knew it was an instant follow !! And then i saw how good your writing is and how perfect your characterizations for your muses are, i really ended up admiring you for that !

You're just so amazing at everything you do ! Whether it's coming up with plotlines / storylines that fit your muses, headcanons, writing very very lovely replies and also the edits that you do !! You're very multi-talented, even if you don't think so, i can see it and it puts me in awe every single time !

And I can just keep going on about your writing !! I said this to you, uh, yesterday i think ? but you really do paint a nice scenery with your words. You're able to set the scene well and you mix introspection and action flawlessly ! I actually ended up picking up a few lessons from just writing with you !! you're just that good !!

You're also one of the smartest, most nicest people i've ever met. talking to you is so comforting and i wanna say more but i'm a little shy and thinking about saying it is making me flustered xD so I'll just tell you at a later time 🤭💙🖤

Anyways, you've become a real inspiration to me and I truly admire you in every single way. I love getting to interact with you and talk with you. I also adore our many many ships. The Ricks have a special place in my heart xD and I'm just so fucking glad that I met you !! }

Tell me anonymously or not why you follow me || Accepting !

Damn, I guess this is "revenge", isn't it? xD

Kidding aside, I can't express how glad I am that my muses caught your interest, because if they haven't we would have never met! One more reason for me to be glad to have made this blog after so many weeks of pondering whether or not it was worth it or not >.<

Well, if you were admiring me, I was kinda intimidated, because you seem like the best in my main fandom, while I was just a novice, so I was really flattered that you had taken an interest in me. And even more when you messaged me because I liked that famous post x3 It's not even been a year since then and yet it feels like so much time have passed, because we've done a lot together and got to know each other really well, both as RP partners and as people. I feel so lucky to have met you, for more than one reason and I listed some of them in my ask!

Yeah, it was yesterday xD and I think that hearing that someone has learn stuff from me is one of the best compliments I could ever get >.< I don't know what exactly my writing has taught you, but it's a real honour to hear it. Especially since you're already so good yourself!!

I guess I'll wait for a later time, but I supposed it's stuff for us and not for the audience anyway xD so it's okay. And yeah, I don't think I'm that smart, but I try to be useful for my friends, so glad to know that I can do it for you!

You're a source of inspiration for me too, under several points of view and I know that this will be true for as long as we'll be around each other. Which I hope will be a long time! And I love all our ships too <3 The Ricks are...one of a kind, when it comes to ships xD And they have been one of the ships I've been the most passionate for when it comes to RPing, which is a great achievement xD

#[ ooc :: mun scotty on comm ] #advnterccs #[ ooc :: positivity ] #[ ooc :: save tag ]

[orchid3a]

old man + clingy and adorable gf

tw: petnames, takeomi called old man, pet names (princess, sweetcheeks, little kid), mention of pregnancy, mention of breeding, suggestive themes, age gap (reader is 18+)

wc: 788 words

tagging: @etheralyonn​

note: this is a self-ship post, so it’s basically how i would behave with takeomi, like a total shameless idiot <3, some spoilers (?) of “my brillaint friend” 

happy valentine’s day <3 <3

no proofreading

Takeomi sometimes wonders how he could pull someone like you, someone so warm.

He’s a grumpy old man, while you’re a nice young girl.

He sighs for the nth time, still lost in his thoughts, in fact he doesn’t notice your voice calling him a few times.

“-mi, Omi? Omi are you listening?”

“Sorry princess, I wasn’t listening. What were you saying?” 

You pout a little, but quickly return to your little monologue about the latest book you read.

“As I was saying, I can’t believe Lenù still believes that Nino Sarratore can love her, it’s absurd! That man is terrible, I want to punch him!!”

He hums and sometimes says his opinion when you ask him, but for the most part you’re talking.

You two are heading hand in hand towards the library, since you wanted to spend money on new mangas and books.

Your smaller hand is interviewed with his bigger one. He likes your hands, they’re so soft and warm, unlike his that are full of scars and calloused.

“Omi what are you thinking? You’re not paying attention to your adorable, clingy girlfriend, aka me” you says puffing your cheeks

He laughs and pats your head, you stick your tongue at him and finally arrive at the library.

You leave Takeomi’s hand and rush to the classic books section, trying to find something from your wishlist.

Takeomi observes how you try on your tiptoes to get a book that is on a high shelf. After a few failed attempts you turn your attention to him, giving him your best puppy eyes, he sighs before helping you out. 

“My brilliant friend? Is that book from that series you were talking about before?”

“Right Omi!! You should read it, it’s a beautiful book. The story and characters feel so real and I really like the author’s style.”

“I will princess” 

Then you return to your original task, while Takeomi follows you, with his arms gradually becoming full of books and manga.

“Sweetcheeks, aren’t you buying too much?” 

“You think Omi? This is only half of my list” 

Takeomi could already hear his black card screaming pity and he sighs, before praying to God that your list isn't that long.

Three hours later and some curses from Takeomi, you two finally exit and continue your date.

“Omi let’s go and eat something from a special Valentine’s day menu” 

“Sure why not”

And that’s how Akashi Takeomi, 37 years old, Bonten’s advisor, found himself in a cat cafè surrounded by cute and fluffy kittens.

“Omi smile a little please, I want a cute photo for my lockscreen”

“(y/n)”

“Omi pretty please”

He can’t say no and can only surrender to your wish, even if he has to lose his dignity for you.

“Sending this to Haru-chan”

“(y/n) don’t you dare”

You smugly show him that you already sent it, and to Takeomi’s displeasure his brother sent an audio of two and half minutes in which he laughs loudly. 

The scarred man will make sure his brother will pay, oh if Haruchiyo will pay.

You look around and notice a couple, a boy and a girl, they seem quite lovely and they’re feeding each other. Then you look closely, the girl is pregnant, she is caressing her belly and the guy has a soft expression.

You turn to your boyfriend and with a straight look on your face, you say to him.

“Omi breed me”

Takeomi chokes on his black coffee, his cheeks are red and he can’t help but wonder how can you be so shameless.

“Omi please breed me, use your big-” he muffles you while trying to not blush more.

“Princess stop”

You pout and he removes his hands from your mouth.

“You should stop seeing the Haitanis and Sanzu, for a while”

“Bu-”

“No buts, princess” you puff your cheeks and cross your arms.

“Omi I love you”

“You love me only when I give you piggy rides, little kid”

“Liar”

He ignores you and continues to walk, with you on his back humming a song. He can’t help but smile, he loves you more than anything.

Your childlike personality, your little quirks, your shameless behaviour, all this makes his life more beautiful, and he will always thank you for bringing happiness and energy in his dull life.

“(y/n) I love you. You make my life more beautiful, you bring colour in my life and I love you for this. Thank you for bringing happiness to this old man”

“Omi I love you too. You are my favourite old man, that can’t say no to his precious little girl”

Quickly you kiss his cheeks and nuzzle against his cheek, and Takeomi smiles happily.

#✒️ - aria writes #♥ - lussuria #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x y/n #tokyo revengers x you #tokrev fluff #tokyo revengers fluff #tokrev #tokrev x reader #tokrev x you #tokrev x y/n #akashi takeomi #akashi takeomi x reader #takeomi akashi #takeomi akashi x reader #takeomi akashi fluff #takeomi akashi drabble #tokyo revengers drabbles

[chaeryybomb]

nct dream reaction to their idol!reader girlfriend being shipped with another idol

anon: nct dream reaction to their idol!reader girlfriend being shipped with some other idol :) love your works btw. and thank you for this in advance

pairing: nct dream x idol!reader

genre: headcanons, fluff, crack

warnings: mentions of insecurities

a/n: dhsjdj technically my requests are closed rn but I decided I would write this out so I hope you enjoy this!

mark lee

confused boi™

tbh he wouldn't even notice you were being shipped with another idol until another member points it out

you were a special guest mc for the show and fans saw the cute interactions you had with the boyz juyeon

and soon enough fans started shipping the both of you together

in reality, you and juyeon were just high school friends and you were glad to see him again

fans on the other hand,,

mark didn't realise you were being shipped with juyeon until doyoung pointed it one day

and mark was all like

( ・◇・)？"nani? y/n and juyeon???"

he would then search up ynjuyeon on twitter because cough yeah

and found a shit ton of edits of the both of y'all

and now he's sad :((

he's sad that because no one shipped y'all together

"isn't your relationship a secret???"

"yeah but still :((("

mark sweetie y'all have neve interacted on stage before fjdjdndnd

he knows you love him and would never cheat on him

but boy is he going to be a pouty baby when y'all hang out next time

literally all he's going to say is:

"why do they ship you and him together?? why not me :(("

"mark they've never seen us in the same room before"

huang renjun

unbothered king™

at least that's what he tells you fhdjdj

he found out through a vlive fhdhdjj

it was one of the usernames and the username was like ynxyanan_shipper

and renjun mf squinted his eyes like

did I read that clearly ಠ_ಠ

he's like yn and wHO

chenle was beside him when it happened and chenle was like what's wrong

and renjun points out the username

and chenle starts lauGHING BECAUSE HE FINDS IT SO FUNNY

renjun smacks him on the head to tell him to shut up DHHSHDD

obviously he would take a screenshot of the username and sends it to you

and he's like

short king <3: do you hv something to confess to me

you: ,,, my love for you??

short king <3: blocked

you: HAHSAHS IM KIDDING

tbh you find the situation honestly really funny

cause you and yanan aren't exactly friends? you're more of acquaintances than friends

and you made eye contact one (1) time with him by accident at an award show and suddenly you're being shipped with him

when you call him the next time to hang out, definitely expect him to be salty about it fjdjfjd

"hey are you free to come over today?"

"I don't know, why don't you ask your BOYFRIEND yanan"

"renjun istg i will break up with you-"

lee jeno

oh baby boy is gonna be so so confused

he's going to be even more confused because you're being shipped with itzy's chaeryeong fhfhfjf

see you and chaeryeong were featured in an episode of a reality tv show once

and the both of y'all immediately hit it off and your friendship was just adorable

so y'all kept interacting every time y'all see each other

and y'all are now nicknamed as the 4th gen gfs because y'all are so adorable???

like the chaeryn ship ur most popular ship ever

so jeno is so confused?? like why is his gf being shipped with her??

he's like a whole ass puppy okay

you, on the other hand, find the chaeryn ship really cute so you don't mind it and you jokingly call chaeryeong your gf once or twice on live before fjdjfn

whenever you tell him that you're hanging out with chaeryeong, he will pout at you and give you his best puppy eyes

like he will cling onto you and try to convince you to now to go

it works like 13% of the time and you would cancel plans with chaer but most of time it doesn't and you would end up being late jhdjsh

but it will slowly become into an inside joke between y'all

like yk that one meme

"this is yn my girlfriend and her girlfriend chaeryeong"

kjdhkjshfs yeah that

but in all seriousness, jeno is really unbothered about you being shipped with chaeryeong because it basically has the same energy as him being shipped with jaemin

whenever y'all are having play fights, you jokingly threaten to leave him for chaeryeong jdsfjds and he immediately stops and says that's unfair

pls shower him in hugs and kisses later

lee haechan

definitely makes a fuss about it

i mean he knows that you aren't going to leave him and all but is he going to be dramatic about it? yes, yes he is

he finds out by himself because he was probably on twitter stalking your hashtag

when he suddenly stumbles upon and edit of you and ateez's san

he's like O.O wot is tHis?

screenshots the edit and sends it to you

hyuckie: yNNNN

hyuckie: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

hyuckie: BABY

hyuckie: SUGAR BUM

hyuckie: DAISY PIE

you: what in, the ever loving fuck, is daisy pie

hyuckie: *sends screenshot* ARE U CHEATING ON ME

you: hyuck that pic is clearly edited

hyuckie: I KNOW BUT ARE YOU????

you: i-

he makes so much jokes about it that you literally have to shut him up with a kiss

jokes on u reader he's doing this on purpose to get those free kisses

the jokes stop when you actually finally meet san during a game show and shippers are like omg they finally interacted

and the amount of ynxsan edits just,, grow

haechan acts even salty about it and whines about why fan don't ship y'all together when y'all have made eye contact during the golden disk awards bc he was being a lil shit hdsjhfjds

"hey what if i keep staring at you during the melon so we can get into a scandal?"

"hyuck this is supposed to be a secret relationship-"

"yeah but-"

jokes on u he actually does stare at you at the next award show and thankfully did not get into any scandals, but fans started to ship the both of you!

na jaemin

the true unbothered king

literally does not care that you are shipped with someone else

because he knows that he is yours and vice versa

and plus you love him a lot so

he finds out from chenle, who did it out of spite because one day chenle was bored and wanted to cause some chaos

boi basically ran up to jaemin to shove an edit of you and treasurer's junkyu together and went like

"look hyung! ur gf is being shipped with someone eLsE"

"oh that's weird"

"rigHT"

"I thought people shipped her with treasurer's hyunsuk"

chenle is like

HUH???

"aren't you like,, jeaolous??"

jaemin just shrugs and says "hmm, not really"

jaemin knows that you are good friends wth a lot of idols because you're a social butterfly

so he truly doesn't mind when you get shipped with other idols bc in the end , he's the one holding you in his arms

plus he knows the edits and shippers are mostly harmless

and he trusts you

so he just fucks around with chenle jkldsfj

chenle is still confused bc he wants to rile jaemin up for fun but failed hjdshf

zhong chenle

if you thought haechan was dramatic, then you better buckle up for chenle's

so you see

fans already shipped u and chenle

like

y'all already have a dating scandal

and both companies tried so hard to defuse it

see you are an mc for a music show and you were interviewing nct dream

chenle, being the lil shit he is, kept giving you the heart eyes the entire time

and 6 months later, y'all got caught by dispatch on a daTe

ofc both sides were panicking but chenle was enjoying bc he's like "yeah this is my s/o and what abt it"

but y'all still had a dating ban so sm was this close in kicking him hfdsjfh

fortunately, they were able to cover it up as someone else so there's that

so chenle is aware that fans shipped the both of you together

so when he sees you being shipped with stray kid's jeongin

he was like "HOW DARE THEY-"

calls you to complain about the ship for 3 hours

and that is how you found out as well-

literally you don't even know jeongin so you just let chenle complain about it

he goes on and on about why fans should continue to ship y'all together so when he reveals the relationship the fans will be surprised but also not really at the same time-

"should i get into another scandal with you?"

"chenle no-"

park jisung

oh baby boy is going to be very, very confused

i mean he knows that shipping is a thing between fans

he's just confused why ppl would ship you and p1harmony's keeho

like you have never interacted with him so why would fans ship the both of y'all??

the dreamies mostly tell him to not take it serious but the chenle and haechan would egg him on

"get into a dating scandal with them"

"guys no-"

he wouldn't tell you that it bothers him because he doesn't want you laughing at him, worrying over a small issue

so honestly, it lowkey eats him up on the inside

until one day, you basically force it out of him because he's been acting weird for the past week

he finally confesses about the what's bothering him

and you tell him that you wouldn't have laughed at him

you know shipping idols is a common thing in the industry and sometimes it's uncomfortable knowing it when you're already in a relationship

but you also tell him that it's basically harmless because fans can't really force the both of y'all together

jisung would be insecure about the relationship because it's kinda of his first? so he just doesn't want to mess it up

just reassure him a lot and tell him that you won't leave him

and as time goes by, he just gets used to the shipping

#nct dream #nct dream imagines #nct dream reactions #mark lee imagines #renjun imagines #jeno imagines #chenle imagines #jaemin imagines #park jisung imagines #nct x reader #nct dream x reader #mark lee x reader #renjun x reader #jeno x reader #jaemin x reader #chenle x reader #jisung x reader #nct imagines

[liketheinferno2]

blorbo questionaire(?):

preface: i have not watched any of these/played them besides Nier Automata and Replicant

kristoph g-something, (maybe gavin?): the inside of his head is an oil fire he is continuously pouring water on and fanning with his hands, he has this weird complex about Wanting the Black Haired Dude and also being disgusted by him. he is losing 4D chess that he's playing with himself. Also has anxiety tics

estinein: oh my god he's this like. white haired elven Guy who is in an abusive relationship with his telepathic(?) eye and i think he is also wearing the blood of the guy whos eye he just... took? questionable eye acquisition... he is coated in blood but he wouldnt smell bad because i think patch'ii cat cleans him or something, if so i think patch'ii should get a free toothbrush. i think a lot of the fandom seems to misinterpret him from what ive read of your posts and my god i can relate bc my favs also always get their nuance sucked out through their one personality trait people assign him

harchufaunt: HARCHUFAUNT

Nier (protagonist): im in act 2 after the whole tentacle ship in my first run and my grasp of nier is: cant swim, is the baby girl to kaines bad boy, he is very tunnel vision and just... Cognitive dissonances his way through the day while taking down more and more shades and tunes out any other options because otherwise nothing would be worth it. Half the time i almost forget yonhas the prerogative because niers so determined to be taking as many detours as possible and keep putting off the inevitable reality. Good boy!

Adam: woman, but no, but yes and a mother, had a stab wound baby he didnt want by deadbeat dad 2b and popularly dubbed incel 9s (i think this is the dumbest and funniest interpretation of his character and how it is held by more than one person i do not know)

9s: decidedly small and also he has half the arm of his dead not gf attached to him because he is small gender

GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS TREMENDOUS READ THIS IS ALL VERY ATTENTIVE AND GOOD. BUT I'M REALLY DELIGHTED THAT YOU SOMEHOW GOT THE CONCEPT OF PATCHAH'LI CLEANING ESTINIEN SOMEWHERE IN HERE. Because he doesn't but I definitely have him as cleaning younger characters like a cat. You can't lick Estinien's hair he wouldn't allow it. But you CAN take a bath together in an onsen:

I also want to show you Estinien's Special Guy:

This is why the eye's like a big sticky bowling ball. Big man is BIG. He's just also sentient through the eye and can talk with it, just to Estinien though. The eye was taken a thousand years ago and held as a treasure by the Blatantly Just The Catholic Church until Estinien stole it and started running around with it to draw Big Man away from the people in city and towards him, because he's a dragoon knight, a knight that kills dragons. He's like "I will be a delicious hunk of meat this guy wants to tear to pieces. What could POSSIBLY go wrong there?" When they meet in person he takes the OTHER eye out of his head and this leads to 1. covered in blood, 2. my favourite Estinien image of all time

I keep that MF THANG ON ME!!! I've ended up so attached to Esti for a great many reasons but part of it that I'm playing as another dragoon knight and that nets you a bunch of extra scenes and context for him. And he likes you best. This isn't just ANYONE'S blorbo, he's mine lmfao.

Also people struggle with Estinien I think largely because he's characterised as a very socially stunted person so where another character would tell you their tragic backstory and try to explain what they're doing, Estinien just kinda... doesn't? You have to hear it from his dad, and that's optional. So they present you with a guy who is going through some extremely heavy shit but it's mostly private, you're never getting the whole story of this nebulously terrible relationship he's in; he thinks he's got more power in it than he has and the player's inclined to believe him. The curtain comes off about exactly how bad it all is pretty late in the game and even then it's not of his own will and he's resistant to being saved from this situation too. He's a Difficult Bitch. But then you do bleed and cry and help him and seeing the emotional recovery afterwards is really fantastic. Slow burn character.

Also Haurchefant? That's pronounced as "Orshufon." I know.

ALSO YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT INCEL 9S BEING THE DUMBEST TAKE TO EVER HIT THE INTERWEBZ. THANK YOU FOR THE ASK AND GOOD MORROW

#asks #butcherofyanginlar #also you are playing nier replicant CORRECTLY

[thatgoblin]

I've read your post about "is Leon from RE4 misogynistic?" and i can't agree more. You exactly took the words out of my mouth. I literally had this conversation with my gf last night lmao

Ty! I tried to be as concise about it as possible while still explaining things. I looked at the facts, presented them, and called it like I saw it. As much misinformation there is out there, I wanted to put out something that would explain my reasoning and why most flippant comments have very little to no standing. Sometimes people make them because they've had a bad day or they genuinely believe what they say. Either way, to not address it felt negligent on my part. I'm an older fan and have had the brunt of 'you're problematic' with my ships or fics or opinions by younger fans. It's infuriating to have that happen when you have the whole history of the media at your finger tips.

To have a discussion on whether a character is something or not can become an opinion, but opions are fluid and ever changing. That's not a bad thing. I change my opinions on things all the time, but when facts are involved and twisted or ignored, that's different. Everyone can have an opinion about what they like or don't like, but to say a character is this or that when there is a clear like of what this or that is, that's not an opinion.

I really want people to stop and think critically more. Leon is a huge character in the series and one that millions of people love. To have misinformation spread about him on a subject that is sensitive like misogyny can kill that love for that character. While he isn't misogynistic, to come out and call the person saying this names or getting upset to the point of bullying amd such doesn't make a point. Both sides like that are wrong.

I by no means am an expert on all things Resident Evil or have any schooling on misogyny in media, but critical thinking played a big part in writing that post. What are the effects of this discourse? Are people being too sensitive or not enough? Is someone going to lose a special interest over this? Some people may think it's silly or unimportant and at the end of the day it's a fictional character who is not actually alive to understand or have repercussions against him. But that doesn't mean in the discourse the debators or people calling names won't get hurt.

Fandom drama is always going to be there, but if I can help disperse it even a little bit by getting rid of misinformation on a big level then I'll do it.

#emery asks #i have feelings on things

[kazuwhora]

Hey kc ship yourself and your moots with tokyo revengers characters if you didn’t already do it! We want to know more about you and Koko!

how am I supposed to ship anyone with anyone but myself ????? I'm only gonna do a small handful of moots so if you see this and u weren't tagged don't take it personal! I literally just looked at my notifications and picked the first group I saw.

my top 3 self ships are tora, koko, and sanzu. for me and tora, he has mommy and daddy issues and I'm there to be both for him. he's so needy and whiny and I'm a service dom so it makes so much sense <3 I let him indulge in whatever he wants and I'm never mean to him. koko and I both like a power struggle but in the end koko is a bratty switch that I like to put in his place. where kazu hangs off of me, koko hangs on to me. in public he's very high and mighty which I am too so that makes for two bad bitches making everyone feel like garbage for even existing in our presence. me and sanzu are just chaotic. we're both the same mbti and sanzu is my top tokyorev kin. we're loud and chaotic and aggressive and toxic but in the best way possible because as soon as it comes to anything sexual he's on his knees begging for me. but we're perfect for each other bc our minds work the same way. anyways.

@cumfuyu besides me, I will always ship sar with tora or mitsuya. tora because tora is our gf and we share her. mitsuya bc sar needs someone who is understanding and sympathetic of emotions and someone who can give him the time of day to stop and validate them. mitsuya is an infj so he's really good at being the counsellor friend while still providing a level of emotional validation and sympathy that sar needs <3

@dracutora listen as a baji kin as well as a sanzu kin duckie needs someone who is fucking off their rocker but stable enough to be the voice of reason. sanzu is a little too off his rocker and he lacks the stability, but baji has a nice balance of both. off his rocker when he wants to be, stable when he needs to be. but duckie needs to be the most off their rocker in the relationship so they aren't outshined which is why baji works so well here.

@wakaslut I'm gonna say rindou as the top ship mostly because I think if anyone is gonna be happy to not go out 5 times a day it's rindou. he's completely happy to just sit and hang out and chill inside, not really seeing the point in someone going out, coming back, going out again, so on and so forth. he wants to do one weekly outing where all the tasks are managed at once and that's it. however rindou isn't afraid to have fun either, and I think he'd be the one most capable of bringing out that side in the duo because his approach is much less in your face obnoxious.

@01-1987 HELP I WANNA SAY SANZU BUT I CANT STOP MYSELF FROM SAYING IZANA. so ofc we're gonna go with sanzu which we all know but izana as well just feels??? like it works here??? izana is a lot like sanzu in the way that he is unhinged and toxic. but izana I think has a little bit more of a desire to be nurtured whereas sanzu has more of a desire to nurture and in this case I think both work, but izana brings out that protagonist tanjiro-type aura that comes with being an enfj in aly a little bit more and I think thats underrated and cute

@r-indou sweet ran he is the perfect amount of silly extroversion with just the right amount of room reading abilities for this pair to work. I think the levels of enjoyment and pure fun between this pair is what makes it so special and adorable. both are just here for a good time, to have fun and be loved, and both nurture that aspect in each other really well I think

@nanaminshousewife this is someone who deserves nothing but the best. im sticking solely to tokyorev for this round of ship asks and if I had to pick it would be shinichiro. everything about him is harmonious and sweet which is exactly how you are and you deserve someone who can give you the same love and energy back.

@manjiroro pls I'm obvs gonna say mikey because sweet baby mikey needs some love and someone who will openly love him without hesitation. he needs someone who will care for him unapologetically and announce their love for him without second guesses. he wants someone who will talk about him online and post pictures of him and tag him in things and post him on their story and who better to give that love than kai <3