#spn raphael imagine

[meraxesmoon]

Some Yandere Supernatural Ideas

Yan! Michael, who gets super pissed at the idea of falling for a human, so Adam feels violently sick when around (Name) because of how intense Michael's feelings are for them.

Yan! Sam with a darling who's an angel and acts like early seasons Castiel. They don't know anything about being on earth, and he just wants to protect them all of the time. It doesn't matter that they're leagues older than him. They need to be protected. Bonus if they're Michael's favorite.

Yan! Lucifer who hates everything and everyone except for his sweet and cute little human. I love the idea of Lucifer being with someone who represents the opposite of what he thinks humanity is. Sweet, innocent, and doting. They give him the sweet attention he's always craved, how could he not adore them?

Yan! Crowley, who is so mushy around his darling. He may be king, but he waits on them like he's a servant. Whatever they want, he'll make sure that they have. Crowley spoils them so much that it's sickening. He just wants them to love him.

Yan! Raphael, who is just so damn scary. He's old, angry, and bitter. When he finds a cute little thing that he wants, he straight up just brings them to heaven where he can keep a close eye on them. He's intimidating and rough, and he's well aware that his darling is terrified of him, but that isn't entirely a bad thing.

i wrote for spn a lot on my old blog (mainly michael bc he's my fav), and these are just silly little ideas <3

#yandere michael #yandere sam winchester #yandere lucifer #yandere crowley #yandere raphael #yandere spn #yandere supernatural #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere #kay writes #rhxegal

[nobodymitskigabriel]

In a world where angels are bigoted against Sam the same way they are with demons, I like to imagine Raphael casually referring to Sam as "Lucifer's vessel" and Gabriel, in turn, punting him across the room. They start brawling, not trying to kill, but the way siblings do when they've ticked each other off. Michael then picks them both up by the scruff of the neck and tells them to knock it off.

#sam would secretly be sooo endeared by this and probably cry about it #i like to imagine michael has some approximation of sympathy for sam just by proxy of his relationship with adam and being in the cage #not enough to have a heart to heart but enough to tell raphael to call sam by his name #raphael doesnt really care about this but is mostly just irritated by the fact that gabriel's sleeping with him #just. those three being siblings 💕 #sabriel #sam winchester #gabriel spn #michael spn #raphael spn

[woundlingus]

Wow tumblr this ad sure is mighty specific is there perhaps a reason that you’ve picked me to show this to? ☠️

#my bio says archangel girlie and tumblr is like yes finally something we can use to ad target you in the weirdest way imaginable #spn #supernatural #Gabriel supernatural #Michael supernatural #Raphael supernatural #Gabriel spn #Michael spn #Raphael spn #angels spn #angels supernatural #archangels spn #archangels supernatural

[angelkissiies]

Archangels and drinking

CW/TW | alcohol, flirting, sexual insinuation, protectiveness, anxiety.

Michael : He will drink, but it’s not his favorite thing to do. He enjoys it with you though because of how loose it gets you. You’re so stressed all the time that once and a while, he offers to take you out for the sole purpose of getting you drunk. He watches from the sidelines or even on the dance floor with you to protect you from some creep wanting to prey on the intoxicated. He keeps a tally of your drinks and cute you off after four, he even closes out your tab before hearding you to the car.

favorite drink : espresso martini

Gabriel : Drinking with you was one of his absolute favorite things to do, but rather at home than out in public. You’re a shameless flirt intoxicated and that lead to you two being banned from a couple bars in Louisiana. He hand-makes cosmopolitans for you as you two chat and play games until those games turned into locking the bedroom door and hoping nobody pops in. Fun fact, more than once Michael has popped in at the wrong moment- leading him on to be scarred for life.

favorite drink : vodka cran

Lucifer : Drinks but never has more than two. He doesn’t care much for alcohol seeing at how it doesn’t affect him. He sits and drinks casually with you when it’s been a long day because he knows it helps you unwind. You get so tired when intoxicated, so when he notices the way your glass begins to slip and your eyes begin to flutter- he scoops you up and carries you to bed. before he lays down with you, he gathers water and painkillers for you in the morning. just incase.

favorite drink : honey whiskey

Raphael : does not drink. at all. does not encourage you to drink either. he thinks it’s a waste of your perfect human body, internally, he’s just worried about your health. if you do drink, he cuts you off at two.

favorite drink : nonalcoholic lavender cocktail

#spn #x reader #supernatural archangels #supernatural shitpost #lucifer spn #supernatural #supernatural imagine #gabriel archangel #gabriel spn #spn fic #archangel x reader #archangel series #archangels spn #raphael spn

[effervescent-fool]

i have had an absolutely shit week and might have covid now but heres a wip that has been steadily draining me of my last remaining sanity

#look!! at him!! #obsessed w how this is turning out #i even have a plan for it this time 🤯 imagine #raphael spn #spn #supernatural #digital art #james wips 🤯

[quietwingsinthesky]

something coming together in my brain about a SPN/Star Trek fusion with the vessels as trill hosts and angels as the symbiont

#is this just because the trill are my favorite aliens from Star Trek? yes. #but also… they’re joined. they’re one being. they’re two beings. they’re both at the same time. #this is also. To Me. about Sam being deemed an unsuitable host for a symbiont. #and then through a series of exceedingly insane events. getting Lucifer put inside him anyhow. #reluctantly perhaps. but maybe… maybe Nick. Lucifer’s last host. has died. is dying. and a symbiont can’t survive without a host for long #and Sam’s the only one there who can take him. reluctantly because he doesn’t think he’s earned it. because he doesn’t want to lose himself. #(and Lucifer is of course an unusually Old symbiont. with lots of lives he’s lead. a daunting thing to host.) #but Lucifer will die otherwise. and all those lives. all that knowledge. will die with him. #so Sam takes him in. becomes joined to him. and suddenly he’s Lucifer and Lucifer’s him and despite being told he could never have this. #he does. and Lucifer fits *perfectly*. #(i think following star trek rules this does technically make Sam’s name Sam Lucifer because symbiont reasons which is funny to me.) #(also gosh imagine if. I mean he’s obviously not Suppsoed to have Lucifer. so they have to hide that they’re joined.) #(maybe with the help of friendly ship doctor Raphael? here’s how Sam/lucifer/Raphael can still win.) #spn #lucifer spn #sam winchester #samifer #star trek

[suncaptor]

S6 where we get an episode like 6x20 except Raphael centric.

#can u imagine..... #also gamble should not write it. maybe Carver or Edlund. #spn #incoherents #supernatural #Raphael #s6 #inspired by Kats angel centric post except i just want it raphael and i didnt want to derail fkaodka

[shipping-all-ships]

I read too many otome isekai mangas SO

AU where Adam gets hit by a bus and dies, waking up in Supernatural Lovers! A Game of Destined Love!, some cheesy BL otome game his college roommate was obsessed with. 

Set in some fantastical land where angels live amongst humans, the protagonist crown prince Dean Winchester is engaged to the neighboring angelic kingdoms prince, Michael, and he ends up befriending and/or seducing the whole angelic cast, including Michael’s three brothers- Lucifer, Raphael, and Gabriel- and a cousin- Castiel- who was the endgame. There was even a special ending where Dean’s younger brother, Sam, could be added to the harem, though that one ended tragically. 

Adam is none of these people, he’s the younger half-brother who was the son of a maid and recently legitimized. He ends up being a plot device who tries to steal Michael from Dean through any means necessary and gets killed for his efforts.

Adam is not having this. He’s 13 right now and after a week of coming to terms with this decides that he is not about that life. Honestly, if John could delegitamize him right now that would be great! But it’s not going to happen so Adam just has to live with it and avoid anything that might kill him. It would help if he knew more details but he tuned his roommate out so this is all he has to work with.

That is until he meets Michael. Handsome, courteous and gentle, if a bit cold and overly formal, Michael, with his glorious wing and shinning halo. He’s just Adam’s type and Adam hates how his kokoro goes doki doki at the sight of him. And well, what would if hurt for him to spend just a little bit of time with Michael, chatting him up at royal parties or banquets, walking together around the palace, reading together in the library, the times Michael picks him up bridal style to fly him around the kingdom. He’s attractive and seeking Adam out at this point himself!

And Michael? Well, him and Dean don’t really get along very well anyway and he seems more interested in Michael’s cousin than Michael himself. Plus, two crown princes marrying each other is a logistics nightmare. He would much rather have the cuter and much more likable youngest brother anyway.

#spn #supernatural #midam #adamichael #adam milligan #michael #here i go talking about THEM again #but this. this is some good food to me #imagine the drama. the dilemma adam is feeling when he realizes he's in love with michael #adam doesnt want to end up dead! he doesnt want to die twice thank you! he just wont ever try to seduce michael and stare longingly out-> #window in melancholic princely sadness #meanwhile michael has sat his three siblings down and is asking if they think white wedding robes suit adam or nah? #lucifer says black would look good #raphael points out that michael is still engaged to the other brother #and gabriel says silver would look best

[misc-obeyme]

A thing that makes sense in one fandom and can kinda be a fanon in another

Is that SPN Lucifer probably listenes to heavy metal, rock, punk and we could probably be like in om lucifer

Or In good omens in season 1, how Aziraphael and crowley react to youg adam and makibg that mistake kinds seems like MC and Mammon would do.

I cant think of many HCs but Asmodeus can speak indonesian and probably has several children who have probably died. Also Asmodeus being a wrath demon in some lore and religion makes me think could he taken over Satan's place??? Like sex and wrath?

Leviathan having gills, finns, scales

Belphegor not wanting to get into fight or drama

Beelzebub good omens i loved them and kinda reminds me of how Beel in om would be hyping his brothers up

The trickster/loki/gabe in spn reminds me of a mix of Thirteen, Solomon, Mamon, and Raphael

I'm loving the Lucifer listens to heavy metal headcanon. I just see him really trying to be sneaky about it and failing miserably lol.

And okay, for Good Omens, do you mean how they switch up the baby antichrist with some other random baby? Because that is exactly the kind of comedy of errors that MC and Mammon would get into for sure.

I don't know about Asmo taking over Satan's place... not in Obey Me, anyway. I think Asmo likes Satan too much to want to take over or anything. But I could see him having wrathful tendencies, like it's a sin that influences him more than the others (aside from lust of course).

Oh yeah, I'm totally on board with the Levi having scales thing. I could also see that as something that he can kind of control - like maybe when he wants to swim, he can give himself gills and fins and such so he can basically be a lil fish lol. But I think he could also just have scales all the time, that'd be cool too.

I absolutely feel like most of the time Belphie does not care to engage in fights or drama. He's way too lazy. That sounds like it'd be too much effort for him. Though we know he'll get into it if he's upset enough.

Honestly, the difference between the Good Omens Beelzebub and the Obey Me Beelzebub is so interesting to me. Like they've got the flies but that's about it. I really like to think about how it would go if they met each other. I'm just imagining total confusion on both sides lol.

Gabriel in SPN was absolutely a menace and I would say all the characters you listed are also menaces in some way lol.

#it's always interesting to think about these things #obey me #obey me nightbringer #anon asks #misc answers

[vaicomcas]

gods of the world

A new Castiel hc/fic idea

cw: religion

Note: I use "Chuck" to denote the God of the SPN universe; I somewhat feel like Chuck wasn't possessed by that God until later, but it's too tedious to write "God of the SPN universe" every time when I have to differentiate this god from the other gods.

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As shown in "Hammer of the Gods", "Chuck" isn't the only God in the universe, there are many gods from all other religions of the world. That part was true.

The story told that those other gods of the world religions were evil, human-eating, petty, and ultimately weak. They were so useless, the whole lot of them got wiped out by a single fallen archangel of Chuck's, and some of them could even be easily killed by one of Chuck's human hunters. True to form, Dean Winchester even saw fit to call them "primitive screwheads".

Chuck wrote the story, and it's a lie. The gods in that story were just effigies in Chuck's bad writing that represented his contempt and hatred for those other gods, to insist that he was the only God that mattered.

The gods were still there, presiding over parts of reality in the same universe as Chuck. However, it is true that they held less influence compared to Chuck, since over time, through aggression and treachery, Chuck had become the most powerful and dominant one of all gods.

Within Chuck's domain of reality, every being believed (were made to believe) Chuck's story that he was the one supreme God. The angels were assigned to help maintain this belief, sent to punish the heretics, the non-believers and the worshippers of the so-called false gods. Naomi was assigned to maintain the belief and devotion of the angels.

But Castiel loved humanity (and before humanity the Neanderthals) not because of who they worshipped, but because of their own characteristics and their own accomplishments, because of their poetry and their art and their dreams and their love and their hope and their PB&J and their coffee. So over the history of humanity, he had befriended and helped many non-believers of Chuck just the same as he would befriend and help the pious or "Chuck-fearing" ones.

He repeatedly rebelled to protect the heretics and blasphemers and non-believers when he thought they were being punished unjustly. I imagine him trying to protect Hypatia of Alexandria as an example, knowing that she was a good person who harmed no one. He alone stood against the mob who had come to murder her, who were in reality possessed by his brothers and sisters sent by Chuck.

He was tortured and mind-wiped over and over for it (among other reasons). He forgot all of it.

But the other gods were watching, and they didn't forget. In return for his love of their sons and daughters, they went out of their way to watch out for him. They didn't have the wherewithal for all-out war with Chuck-yet, but they took on an act of resistance in helping Castiel.

When he was killed by Raphael, then by Lucifer, then by Leviathans and resurrected? It was not Chuck who resurrected him. It was the other gods.

#castiel #castiel hc sunday #castiel sapta #my castiel manifesto

[despexco]

Time for another unhinged spn archangels parallel: the my little pony alicorns, especially Princesses Celestia and Luna.

So for those not familiar with mlp, the main plot of the premier is essentially that the Satan coded pony, who’s literally the central scary figure of their Halloween, Nightmare Moon, is returning after being imprisoned on the moon for 1000 years. Her goal is to finish what she started before being imprisoned, shroud the world in eternal darkness, aka, start the apocalypse.

We then find out that Nightmare Moon actually used to be an Alicorn Princess named Luna, just like the current godlike ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia. The alicorns are the most powerful beings in my little pony. They literally raise the sun and moon and are implied to be semi-immortal. We also learn that Celestia happens to be Luna’s older sister who cast her out and trapped her on the moon. This is literally the plot of supernatural, wtf.

In other strange occurrences, at the end of my little pony, there happen to be four godlike alicorns, plus one even more powerful half-alicorn baby who can beat the alicorns despite being like 6 months old.

Unfortunately, the two younger alicorns don’t really parallel Raphael and Gabriel, plus they’re not related to Celestia and Luna and weren’t alive during the fighting. Then again, I’m not sure if mlp could parallel like 95% of Gabriel’s on screen characterization…. I mean imagine if the main six found out that the way to defeat Luna is by using the elements of harmony from a porno… Instant cancellation

#then again Discord the spirit of chaos does have trickster vibes #imagine if we found out that discord was secretly alicorn princess twilight sparkle the main character the whole time #she was just really stressed guys #spn michael #spn lucifer #spn gabriel

[maggot-monger]

*rubs my evil little hands together like a fly*

1, 11, 17, and 27.

oh boy oh boy

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

at this point i can't think of any? i love to make a Project of why people ship certain things. i will say that it took me a long time to figure out sabriel, but i did get there eventually and now i'm very much on board; i just had to find my particular twist on it

11. Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

*gestures vaguely* 💀✨

ok no i will actually answer this properly. other than lucifer, i'm like weirdly fixated on nick for his .5 seconds of screen time in s5, who is unpopular for uhhh let's say, 2+ reasons. the reason for my affection is because the angel-vessel stuff is one of THE most interesting things to me in my spn fandom activities, and i'm fascinated by the characterization of someone who would go from sarcastic/skeptical to fully on board for literal satan's ~seduction in a few minutes...it's like, sad and romantic and weird, i think. there are also distant implications about lucifer's behavior (in contrast to other angels) that suggest to me that he did not ignore nick's consciousness once the "yes" was obtained. so. i spend a lot of time like "who is he" about this random delaware guy lol

i am also like thiiiis close to making a blog dedicated to hyping up raphael

17. Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…

instead of the show having 15 seasons i would have made the show 5 seasons long ~

27. Least shippable character?

this depends heavily on whether the criterion is "i can't imagine canon ships actually for them" or "i just personally tend to be turned off by ships involving them." tbh i'm neutral to opposed to most ships being canon so like, everyone lol. but if it's more about how much i enjoy reading/thinking about characters in ships...i honestly can't think of anyone i wouldn't at least be curious about shipping 😩 certain angels maybe, since i don't think angels inherently have relationships that resemble sexual/romantic relationships and some probably wouldn't be interested in approximating that.

this is terribly lol my answers are "everyone and no one" RIP

salty fandom asks

#thank you! #replies #zxroh #spn thots

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 133

Vampires of Venice/The Man Who Would Be King

I’m switching the order today because the spn episode is so much more to me than the dw one

“Vampires of Venice”

Plot Description: desiccated corpses, terror in the canal, and the sinister House of Calvierri! The Doctor takes Amy and Rory on a short romantic holiday, but 16th century Venice is not as it should be

This is actually the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode. I HAVE BEEN TRICKED

Oh!! Oh, Roryyyyy. You can’t help but feel bad for him when you know Amy’s currently trying to seduce the Doctor and he’s saying it’s a crime that he hasn’t told her he loves her in seven hours…

How did that sound at ALL fine in your head, Doctor??

No no. You don’t deserve an “it’s bigger on the inside” from Rory. Not after he was made out to be a fool by his employer during Prisoner Zero incident, and not after you crashed his stag party to tell him AND EVERYONE ELSE THERE that Amy tried to kiss you AND that she’s a good kisser. He doesn’t have to give you that (I did not know/remember that I had this many strong feelings about Rory). He gets to say that it’s like another dimension

See. Even THAT. The Doctor gets to be someone high up in the church, Amy’s a viscountess, and Rory’s their eunuch…why do they treat him so horribly when this is supposed to be the Doctor’s WEDDING PRESENT???

You know…being one of the Calvierri Girls seems at least KIND OF glamorous

I would be so resentful too, Rory. Don’t worry

I like the vampire test they use here more than on spn (though I know it’s not REAL vampires)

I know this is everything that the show is about, and y’all have been on several trips before, but maaaaaaaan give Rory adjustment time. He’s dealing with a LOT right now

Godddddd…I wanna sneak around a castle at night by nothing but candlelight in a long white dress (can’t tell if it’s a dress or nightgown. It does look too structured for the latter)

Imagine if Rory and Martha could have a chat. Like…I know Martha’s come to terms and worked through all her stuff with the Doctor but Rory could use having someone like her around. Or Donna maybe, but the “you make people a danger to themselves because they want to impress you” line is hitting hard

The still not great cgi is still not great cgi-ing. But unlike most not great cgi, it’s still endearing

This poor gondolier just wanted to see his daughter again. He thought he was giving her a better life, and when she saved the TARDIS trio, she doomed herself

From a “I need to make the survival of my people my priority” standpoint, I get it, but turning human girls into “suitable wives” for your fish sons is not the move. Also sinking Venice. Doing that isn’t the move either

Did the Doctor call their fish alien form foxy? Has he seen The Shape of Water? I think he might enjoy it

THE CRUCIFIX THING WONT WORK. THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY VAMPIRES. YOU KNOW THIS. Apparently “your mom” jokes work though

I just don’t understand why they thought they had to sink Venice for the species to survive. Did they not know that this planet is like 70% water?? You could have gone anywhere…sorry about a few human girls getting turned to keep the species going

“The Man Who Would Be King”

Plot Description: Cas tells Sam, Dean, and Bobby about the war in heaven and how he and Raphael became enemies

Would I Survive the First Five Minutes??: besties, imma be honest. I don’t know if I’m gonna survive just WATCHING this episode. No one died in the first five minutes, just my soul

I truly don’t know if I’m going to have more or fewer thoughts (other than screaming in agony) while watching this

He has such an intense desire to do what is right and good, but he’s also spent MILLENNIA just being TOLD what is right and good, and now he has to decide for himself and it’s terrifying (so. For anyone reading who doesn’t know, this episode is told from Cas’s point of view and he has many a monologue. Basically every time I just say “he” and don’t have a different name preceding it, it’s probably safe to assume I’m talking about Castiel)

Dean wants to believe this so badly…

I just…I really don’t know how the boys think they can really help the heavenly civil war effort. You can say you want to help all you want but…every time he tells you about it, you brush it off as unimportant (I AM a cas apologist through and through)

Don’t mind me. I just…when the someone CALLS an actual angel “angel” but in any level of derogatory way? As in “the stench of that Impala is all over your overcoat, angel.” It’s a little hot. Cas and Crowley bickering. Crowley saying “I thought we agreed, no more nights out with the boys.” The illicit nature of their partnership is JUICY AF

Babyyyy it’s a miracle you were able to get ANY of Sam out. Sure, Dean was in hell, but Sam was in the Cage!!

On one hand, maybe Sam walking away from seeing Dean with Lisa and Ben should have been a warning that things were off, but…it’s literally what Sam said he wanted for Dean post-getting-in-the-Cage

If there’s one thing about Crowley (there are many things about Crowley), he at least can see the entire chess board. He knows that more powerful pieces than him have been taken out by the Winchesters

(I’m gonna have to watch this twice, once for thoughts and once just to cry)

THE BETRAYAL AND LYING FROM BOTH SIDES OF THISSSS. THEY’RE lying to Cas about hunting down Crowley and how close they’re getting, just playing it like everything’s normal. CAS is lying to them about working with Crowley, and now spying on them having a conversation about how they don’t trust him, no matter how much they want to. And DEAN. Oh Dean is resisting and getting very defensive. It IS tragic

And even though all of this betrayal, he’s still trying to protect the boys. I mean, yeah, not letting them get to Crowley also protects himself but…I did say I was an apologist, right?

I can’t even imagine what it would be like to rip up the universe’s script, to choose freedom and free will, and then to come back home and have everyone expect you to start handing out orders.

“If I knew then what I know now, I might have said ‘it’s simple. Freedom is a length of rope. God wants you to hang yourself with it,’” IS too raw of a line to come from the CW’s Supernatural. And yet…

Raphael’s voice though………it makes me get a little hair twirly. Sure he’s threatening babygirl and telling him to pledge allegiance to him and then get the apocalypse going again, but damn

But the line “for a brief moment, I was me again” always hits me like a sack of bricks. He’s just revealed that he’s actually there after not doing so when the boys originally called and saved their asses from some of Crowley’s best demons. And for that time, he was the Cas they all knew and trusted and were friends with, who was part of Team Free Will with them. And like….damn if that isn’t everyone who has had to hide a part of themselves (sure, you’re probably not hiding working with the king of hell while you’re fighting a war over control of heaven) but gets that one scrap of validation from those who’ve mattered to you even though it’s all wrong. And for a moment, that validation feels better than anything, but you’re gonna hate it later because it’s not true

Fuck. The hurt on Dean’s face once he realizes all his faith and loyalty, all the times he defended Castiel to Sam and Bobby…and Cas was lying the whole time

“You don’t think I know what this is about? The big lie. The Winchesters still buy it. The good Cas. The righteous Cas. As long as they still believe it, you get to believe it” also punches me in the gut.

Cas threatening to tear down his entire arrangement with Crowley if any harm comes to the Winchesters thoooooooough “I’m still and angel, and I will bury you”

Castiel watching Dean rake leaves and deciding against asking him to sacrifice more after he’d already done so much. 😭😭😭😭

Honestly, Crowley’s version of hell IS effective. It’s just one long line you have to wait in, and the moment you get to the front, you find yourself all the way at the back again. THAT’s torture

Crowley really knows how to stroke egos…Cas went from being disgusted by being asked to basically be the next Lucifer to agreeing to this arrangement in one 5 minute conversation. And all he had to do was hit on a few topics: Cas not wanting to reverse everything Team Free Will worked so hard for, saying god chose Castiel for this (which really isn’t helped by the fact that he was inexplicably brought back and then a whole bunch of angels looking to him to lead, too).

The next scene where they trap Cas in the ring of fire is so tense but then Dean breaks it (at least from an audience perspective) by saying “you know who spies on people, Cas? Spies.” Boy, bye.

Bestie, like you weren’t working FOR Crowley just earlier this season. Oh? You had reasons? You think Castiel doesn’t??

Babes, that’s all you do, make deals with devils. Don’t lie, Dean. Literally why is it only a problem when Castiel does it??

BUT LITERALLY WHAT WOULD THEY HAVE DONE TO HELP??? I know I know Crowley said to not underestimate the Winchesters, that that was a mistake Lucifer, Michael, Lilith, and Azazel made, but so many of those were when the boys were extra special. They’re not meant to be vessels for two extremely powerful angels now.

And even in this moment when it all unravels and no one trusts him and he can’t move more than two feet in any direction, he still tells them to run to save them

That scene’s so heartbreaking. Cas and Dean standing in front of an (incorrectly) angel-proofed window at Bobby’s having to come to terms with their irreconcilable differences, wishing the other would just listen

The number of times he’s called himself a fallen angel and yet ends this episode crying and pleading his father to just give one sign that he’s doing the right thing. Just one word would either give him the courage to do what he needs to do or back down from what he’s doing. And he gets nothing.

“Been On My Mind…”: none. Also…I went back and I skipped 5 in the countdown? So we’re gonna hold steady at 2

(Now I’m gonna watch it again for funsies)

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023 #this one’s a doozy

[yourfandomfriend]

The Empty Dragon

I wanna bother you with a plot bunny, even if I never get around to writing the fic. It’s not going into the tags. It’s just for whoever I give the link to. Crowley fans.

@casinthegarden

For years now, I’ve been brewing a plot for a SPN fic series set in The Empty. It begins at the moment of Crowley’s death-- at least, from his perspective, that’s when it begins. Instead of getting dragged down to nothingness, he gets shanghaied into a medieval fantasy world called, “Meta-Land.”

He finds out the place was created by Metatron. Unlike the other residents of the Empty, who lack free will and imagination and aren’t big readers, Metatron has vast knowledge of storytelling. He’s capable of world-building, literally, and his dreams in death are a beautiful story-driven world, so big and real and detailed that he can pull other residents of the Empty into it-. Accidently at first, but over time he’s pulled in all our favorite angels and demons to play knights and warriors and bards and wizards and trolls.

The catch is, they don’t have the powers they had in life. Most of them live like humans, emotions and all, and he uses joy of earthly pleasures as a bribe to get them to stay. Ultimately, the fear of returning to nothingness keeps them playing along and avoiding death but many aren’t happy about it.

Metatron’s cast himself as the King Arthur of his world, naturally, but it’s chafing him that there isn’t a Mordred -- a real theatrical villain -- to play against. Someone with the brains and creativity and style to give him a real challenge. So he deliberately summons Crowley into his world and tried to sell him on the idea of playing his villain. He’s not out to hurt Crowley but he’s not good with boundaries, either.

After everything Crowley’s just been through, he doesn't wanna play. He doesn’t wanna feel or try or think too hard about who and what he’s lost. Or, god forbid, gain something new just to lose again. He doesn’t wanna be alive in any way. He just wants to sleep, forget his heartbreak, and pretend he doesn’t care. But Metatron won’t let him leave the Timeshare Presentation until he’s satisfied.

So, Crowley makes up his mind to travel as far as he can from Metatron’s castle, in a straight line, and keep moving until he can’t anymore. A conscientious objector and the only sock in this puppet theater that isn’t afraid to walk away from Omelas.

Metatron sends all kinds of allies and obstacles and adventures and cool stuff and annoying shit after him to prove to him that this place is fun. Or, at least, to be so irritating Crowley will wanna fight him on principal. But one of the cool things in Meta-Land wasn’t of his making.

There’s a fuck-off dragon flying placidly over the land. Not a human-looking dude in a suit like on earth, but a fairytale dragon, big and black and having a very nice time. It turns out that thing is the cosmic entity that controls/is the Empty. Metatron’s stories act as a sleep aid and it frequently comes to Meta-Land to dream and play.

Metatron: “Admit it. That’s worth the ticket price alone.”

Over the course of the story, Crowley starts picking up followers like barnacles who, in the spirit of resistance to Metatron but lacking the imagination to do anything alone, just start rallying around him, assuming he knows what he’s doing or where he’s going. (He doesn’t.)

Guys like Gadreel, Hannah, Balthazar, Raphael, and, of all fucking entities, Pestilence, become almost like a band of Merry Men (If Robin Hood was constantly telling them to fuck off).

Eventually, Crowley realizes that his insistence on nihilism and isolation and nothingness in this world is turning him into something else. It’s turning him back into Fergus MacLeod, and that realization is enough to sober him out of his fugue state and inspires him to come up with a plan to leave Meta-Land without going back to nothingness. 

He realizes at the boundary of the land, where it’s thinnest, that Metatron isn’t the only one who can make a fun dream world and decides to make his own -- a Noir Mystery world. And everyone's welcome to follow.

#crowley things #fic thingy

[angelkissiies]

Archangels on pregnancy

CW: pain, fear, anxiety, but countered with so so so much fluff it'll make your head spin.

Michael : He was the best partner you could've asked for. From numbing the persistent back pain to holding your hair while you were sick- he never had anything to complain about. The truth is that no matter how long he was up at night caring for you, no matter the messes and the hormones, or even the fights that came up from tensions running high- he never once left your side. He cared too much to let anything come between you and him and the life growing inside of you. He was so excited to become a dad that he couldn't bear being without you or the baby- so no matter what. he went where you went. End of story.

Gabriel : He may be an archangel undercover as a trickster but this was no laughing matter. The pregnancy had been incredibly dangerous from the start but when you started to get closer to birth, complications started arising. He never slept, he'd stay up for weeks at a time to watch you sleep and listen to your heartbeat. He was always so scared you would just fade away while he held you in his arms. That doesn't go to say there were not good times though, Gabriel had a knack for talking to the baby. He could hear the thoughts of the being through angel radio and so for the longest time, he'd just sit between your legs with his hands on your tummy communicating telepathically with them.

Lucifer : This was not what he was expecting when he met you, but here he was five years later with a bun in the oven. A very potentially destructive bun. He didn't like to admit it but this kid was what his whole being revolved around, someone would look at you the wrong way and end up halfway across the continent. He loved you endlessly but the love he felt for this life was beyond anything human words could describe. Protective was a simple way to put his personality during the pregnancy- but it was more volatile than that. No angel nor demon (excluding Castiel and Crowley- begrudgingly) was allowed to be within 100 feet of you at all times. This was strictly enforced.

Raphael : He was not one to be so open to the idea of a child, in all honesty. Yet, when the time raised that he was to become a father- he stepped up to the plate as the baby's all time protector. He recognized the potential of the tot and despite his hesitancy- did everything in his power to love them with the same passion he loved you with. He was not the most paternal of the bunch, but he knew how much it meant for you to start and have a family of your own. He would never ruin your dreams in such a way. When the baby finally made his way into the world, something blossomed within Raphael. Something more human.

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[book-place]

The Older Sister

Warnings: Kidnapping, cursing, mentions of torture, petty siblings, mentions of war, let me know if I missed any :)

Pairings: Archangels x sister reader

Summary: Michael and Lucifer get a visit from someone they haven’t seen in years

A/N: This is short and not very well written- sorry

Please don’t plagiarize my work, you may reblog if you like but I’m asking that you don’t steal my hard work

“You self centered, loathing, brat!” Micheal yelled childishly.

“You kiss ass, stuck up, asshole!” Lucifer yelled back, equally as child-like.

Dean and Sam shared a glance from where they are each tied up to a wall.

When they had been kidnapped by Lucifer, they had expected torture, not a petty sibling argument.

When Micheal had showed up, the Winchester’s thought that a war was going to break out, instead it turned into a yelling match between two siblings.

Sam and Dean didn’t watch many archangel fights, so they didn’t know if it was normal for both of the brothers to start glowing.

Before any real fight could break out, the doors on the other side of the room burst open, without anyone pushing them, and a second later, a young, very attractive woman, marched into view, with a look on her face that could put everyone in the room six feet under.

Lucifer and Micheal immediately stopped glowing and both became extremely pale.

The woman’s brown heeled boots clipped menacingly on the floor as she marched angrily over to the two archangels.

Dean and Sam shared a confused glance, before quickly looking back at the new person.

“Y-y/n!” Micheal stuttered out in surprise, nervously, putting a hesitant smile on his face.

Lucifer moved slightly behind Micheal, as if using him as an angel shield against the lady who looked like she was about to blow up.

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE MILLENIA! A SINGLE MILLENNIUM, AND YOU TWO GO AND START THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE?!?!” You screamed at them.

The two paled even more, if that was possible, “W-we’re sorry n/n.” Lucifer mumbled weakly.

This so-called Y/n sighed and seemed to regain herself. “It is good to see you two.” You said, as if you didn’t blow up a second ago.

The two archangels grinned, clearly happy they weren’t dead at the moment, “You too n/n.”

Lucifer quickly came out from behind Michael, pushing him aside harshly and ran and hugged you.

Sam and Dean’s eyes widened, what the hell was happening here?

You recoperated the hug, a soft smile overcoming your features.

Micheal just pouted in the background, “I wanted a hug.”

“Wait your turn, buddy boy!” The Devil snapped at him.

You chuckled lightly and gently pulled away from Lucifer, before walking over to Micheal and pulling him into a hug.

After a moment, the you two pulled away and your eyes flickered over to Sam and Dean, who you just seemed to notice were there.

“Winchester’s, I assume?” You asked them, walking over.

“How did you-“ Lucifer started.

“I talked to Gabe and Raph before the two of you.”

The two archangels looked offended, “You went to see them before us?” Micheal asked in betrayal.

You simply shrugged, “Of course.” You came to a stop in front of Sam and Dean, “I apologize for their idiocy.” You untied them with just a wave of your hand.

The three of you ignored the offended sounds of Micheal and Lucifer in the background. “Who are you?” Sam asked in wonder.

You jabbed a thumb over your shoulder to the two arguing archangels, “I’m their older sister.”

The Winchester brothers' eyes widened, “So, you’re Y/n. THE first archangel Y/n!” Sam exclaimed, not believing he didn’t put the two and two together.

You smiled at them, “That's right.” You turned back to face her little brothers seriously , “If I EVER hear that you two started an apocalypse again, and drove Gabriel away from home, and left Raphael all alone, you will personally have to answer to me. You understand?”

The two nervously gulped and nodded, and when they did your face turned into a grin, “Good.”

“But, are you going to leave again?” Lucifer asked quietly, looking down.

“No,” Satan’s head snapped up to look at you, “I’m going to stick around to make sure you boys don’t murder each other, and to spend some time with my family.”

The two male archangels smiled widely at this.

You turned to Sam and Dean, “I am sorry, again. It has been nice meeting you and hopefully next time we can meet on better terms.”

Before they could respond you had disappeared, leaving the boys standing with their mouths dropped.

Lucifer and Micheal turned to glare at them “Don’t even think about it.” Lucifer threatened.

“About what?” Dean challenged.

“Our sister.” Micheal told him, an equally threatening glare on his face.

Sam and Dean understood, they were gaping at her after all.

Before they could rebuttal, the two archangels had also disappeared.

Must be a family thing.

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