#starting today off right

[reds-skull]

Me: damn I feel like painting Soap rn

Me an hour later: but what if I completely fuck him up tho

(inspired by this painting by Zack Zdrale)

#call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 #cod soap #john soap mactavish #cod fanart #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #body horror #ok serious note this was originally for like feeling out the vibes of yet another au Im thinking about #it kinda got away from me but I like it #dont ask why he doesnt have a shirt on #'face melting off' isnt an activity you should do with a shirt is my excuse #the patterns on the right side of his face are loosly based on the muscular system #bc I had to reference it for my uni work today and thought 'what if...' #BLOOD||HUNGER #<now that i started posting chapters im going back to tag everything related to the fic

[shitty-check-please-aus]

PSA for all drivers in the city of Chicago! There are red octagonal signs at a lot of intersections with the word STOP on them- when you see these signs, that means you should try and use this fun pedal next to the gas called the "brakes" and not attempt vehicular manslaughter with every pedestrian you see! There are also large lights at some intersection- when the top light, the red one, is lit, that means the same thing.

once we master this skill, we can talk about a cool trick for signaling to people (including pedestrians trying to cross the street) that you're going to turn. This tool might be a little tougher to find if you've got a BMW, Audi, or Lexus, but we can find a way to work one-on-one to make sure you can use it. However, it's also important that we learn how to not use it when we're not turning.

#almost got run over like twice today and I'm a bit ticked off! #if you signal that you are going to turn #and you start to turn #you should not SLAM the wheel the other way and FLOOR IT straight through the intersection that I'm starting to walk through #and if you are turning #even if you are turning right! #you should slow your car down to some extent at least #and not try to run over pedestrians who have a walk light #anyways Chicago and Pittsburgh unite bc I don't know how people who live in places where you don't say 'jagoff' deal with bad drivers #like it's just the most satisfying word when faced with certain flavors of bad driving

[sunshinediaz]

tease tidbit tuesday <3

i was tagged by @callmenewbie, @wildlife4life, @try-set-me-on-fire, @disasterbuckdiaz, @rogerzsteven, @hippolotamus, @giddyupbuck, @ladydorian05, @daffi-990, @jesuisici33, @loserdiaz, and @wikiangela mwah 🫶🏼

have a long tease from hoa eddie, where eddie's grossly in love with buck's big tits and honestly i can't blame him

Eddie sighs, turns around, and nearly runs right into Buck’s big, naked, hairy chest.  “Eddie—” “Where’s your shirt?”  Buck blinks. “I was mowing the yard and I got hot,” he replies, shrugging sheepishly.  He wants to bitch at Buck for mowing the yard, for taking his shirt off and getting grass all over himself, for inadvertently causing a scene because his big fat bleeding heart always seems to get him in trouble, but it’s Buck, sweet and stubborn and soft Buck, and he’s standing in front of Eddie, bare-chested and sweaty and a little breathless with blue eyes so large and wide and childlike, expecting Eddie to be upset when he’s not, not in the slightest, and all Eddie can do is smile and undo the snaps on his button down when he realizes Buck’s shivering, cold and clammy now that the sun has set. He has another shirt beneath, anyway.  “Grass is worse than sand, Buck,” he says, handing his shirt over. “Put this on. You’ll want to shower as soon as you can, so just stay the night again. I’ve got a load of your clothes in the dyer.”  Buck does as he’s told, pulling on the button down. It’s a size too small, dragging across his broad shoulders and barreled chest; the buttons stretch open over his torso, giving Eddie a peak of the curly hair between his tits, and his nipples are hard, tiny nubs beneath the fabric that draw Eddie’s attention, and he licks his lips. He’s seen Buck shirtless a hundred times before, sure, but he never realized how huge Buck’s tits really were until now, so big beneath his shirt they stick out like actual boobs.  He wonders how heavy they’d feel in his hands, if Buck would make pretty sounds when he squeezed the fat or pinched his nipples till they’re red and swollen.  Huh. That’s new. 

gonna no pressure tag @honestlydarkprincess, @eddiediaztho, @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eowon, @watchyourbuck, @exhuastedpigeon, @thewolvesof1998, @shitouttabuck, @housewifebuck, and whoever else mwah mwah

#eddie's losing his mind because on one hand buck looks so good with his shirt off #and on another hand bUCKS SHIRT IS OFF WHEN HE'S MOWING? GOD #and growing up in texas eddie knows #he knows okay #that grass is worse than sand #he's spent many a day hauling hay and by god he had days of picking grass out of every crevice of his body and he knows buck's #gonna bitch about it for a week at least #but god. buck's tits. buck's tits? when did they get so big. when did they get so hairy. and his NIPPLES. that's eddie's favorite color #they match the color of his birthmark so of course they have to match the color of his cock too right #right? #that's how science works right? #eddie passed science with a b- but hey he remembers the scientific method #ask questions and hypothesize and then test it out right #it's okay he doesn't mind to redo the experiment #anyway i finished chapter 2 FINALLY and am gonna start on chapter 3 today after a lil snack break teehee #tag games

[qroier]

still not over the incredible spiderbit interactions we had those cubitos fall more in love with each other every single day

#they make me ill they kill be bit by bit #CELLBIT SANG TO RO! RO STOLE A KISS FROM HIM!! THEY SPENT THE ENTIRE TIME LAUGHING AND TEASING EACH OTHER!!!!! #honestly from the second they started off having a menso off in front of bad i knew today would be good and i was right #i can't take it this is why we normally only get them 3 days out of the week if we had more we'd all be dead on the floor #qsmp #roier #cellbit #spiderbit #guapoduo #speaking

[weepylucifer]

The moment Steban was wistfully gazing towards La Delta thinking of his mother, she also looked up from her work cleaning some shitty rich people office and thought "I hope my sweet boy is having a nice evening. I hope he's not talking to cops or any stupid shit like that"

#''i hope he's wearing his nice jacket and did not have it stolen by a cop. or any stupid shit like that'' #it started out so strongly with the whole ''come back with a warrant'' thing!! WHY did you let 2 cops in your secret meeting room!! #posts by me #if he had a phone he'd get called up that very evening. ''estebanito i just had the strangest premonition. did you talk to any cops today'' #''you know if you get arrested i can't take time off work to come bail you out. right?'' #(lies)

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #matt smith #i finished gallifrey war room 1 today!!!!!! #it was excellent #and i was so happy ken bones was in it as the general!!! so it's a dotd giffing day :D #(sorry for cutting it off before the NO SIR ALL THIRTEEN #didn't want to make the gifset obnoxiously long... next time!!!) #but anyways i love leela and i love narvin!!!!! ;A; #ROMANA I MISS YOU SO MUCH #but omg i love that narvin's tardis is an arcade machine because of ace #ahhh i kinda just want to listen to the entire gallifrey series again from the beginning now #(but i won't right now i have too much to listen to lmao) #i'm starting nine's newest series now though!!!! #one more day off before i head back to work D:

[b-a-n-d-e-r]

#coastal tag #ft a friend!! no not the asshole sitting on my car #that fucker almost flew right in my window as soon as I pulled up I had to shoo it off #but immediately someone else pulled in and started feeding it out of their hand lol so I can see why it thought that was a good strategy #do you see the shiny little head in bottom left?🥰 sea friend #(sea lion) #once in that exact place there were like 20 babies and a few adults all swimming around right by shore!!! #but today just a couple adults body surfing in the waves #anyway I'm hearing we.... lost.... to atalanta..... #gonna just turn right back around and drive back to the ocean and jump in I guess #DO BETTER NEXT TIME PLEASE BOYS

[regardingjenmish]

Excuse me while I post this to make sure we start the day off the right way.

#cockles #listen i have to work today plus its a full moon so i gotta make sure i start the day off right #and what better way than with these two love birds?

[hailsatanacab]

I LIED!! MEMES ARE TODAY >:D

wow a lot of these are about jason lol

now to actually go to sleep, it's much too late for me to be up ily bye!!

MEMES ARE TODAY PEOPLE 🚨🙏🥳🎊🎉🙌

for chapter 9 of cetbwa

#cetbwa #danny phantom #dp dc #dp x dc #batman #literally just finished reading your comment and how you werent doing memes until later #which would have been absolutely fine please dont feel like you have to meme straight away on my account (you do have to meme tho haha) #and i go to put my phone down and see a tumblr notification with MEME TODAY lmao #ilysm bestie #i am very spoiled today thank you so much!!!! #these are fuxking quality too like holy shit - literal laugh out loud funny #the fucking jason office one had me in stitches its so funny #thats exactly the way jason is feeling rn - and i was so in two minds about how long to keep danny pretending to be damian for!! #like on the one hand its not exactly the right way to start off a relationship，but on the other hand.... it absolutely fits into the batfam #also i had this funny little phone text conversation thing mocked up between tim and jason that i was gonna put in the notes but rip me #i have no idea how to do that lmao i tried so hard and for so long but it just kept coming up blank 😔😔 #it was gonna be like 'thanks for telling me he's identical i almost outed red hood!' and then tim would be like #'wow red hood's gay??' #it was funny #BUT NOT AS FUNNY AS THESE #oh fuck i made it big again by accident how do i keep doing that #oH FUCK I FORGOT TO TAG YOU AGAIN FUCK ME #tellmeabtspinos #the butterfly one 'is this a normal undead man?' because thats a sentence normal people say - danny has such a skewed view of normal lmao #also you very much are a psychic with your kitten drawing，apollo really socked you because next chapter 😽🥺 #damn these are all so good like #hope you have a good sleep and thank you again so so much!!! love you bby you are incredible and funny and so so creative ilysm ❤️

[lunar-wandering]

people of tumblr, aita for getting mad at my younger brother for spending an hour and a half in the bathroom???

listen. he only started doing this in the last year. every single fucking time he enters that bathroom, he takes at least an hour and a half. sometimes more. he's not even DOING anything in there. he sits down on the toilet and watches videos on his phone. i cannot even keep count of the amount of times i've wanted to go to bed, only for him to beat me to the bathroom, and for it to result in me not getting to get in there and get ready and go to bed until 2am, even when i have a busy day the next day. this morning i wanted to get up and start my day at 10:30, and didn't actually end up being able to get in there until 1:15.

and yet, when i so much as utter a single complaint about this, simply by irritatingly saying "he's been in there for over an hour! i want to take a shower!", i get yelled at by my parents for "bitching", and get told that i should "apologize to your brother".

#this is technically a vent but im just SUPER pissed about this today #i had fucking PLANS. i had a delicately put together plan on how i was going to get homework done today. #im autistic. i have executive dysfunction. it takes a lot for me to get started on stuff. #its now 2pm and i haven't even had lunch yet #my whole entire fucking day has been thrown off because he decided to spend OVER AN HOUR AND A HALF on the toilet #i feel like i have a right to be pissed but the rest of my family is treating this like i have no right to be pissed #and i feel like im going insane

[mwolf0epsilon]

"Star Wars isn't dead y'all are just haters" "Disney saved Star Wars" "It's the Woke Agenda that ruined Star Wars"

My mans, Disney single-handedly destroyed the Sequel Trilogy despite the Force Awakens being the gateway to something potentially fantastic; MCU'd the Mandalorian (a story which originally had nothing to do with the Prequel and OG Trilogy aside from sharing a universe and exploring a sect of a completely different culture/ideology); ego-boosted both Filoni and Favreau to the point where their OC Verse is not only canon but openly disregarding the Star Wars Universe Bible/Lore; gave us a snippet of what an extremely misunderstood indigenous culture is actually like (instead of portraying them as the savages one of the white leads mislabeled as animals that deserved to be slaughtered) only to then wipe out the tribe we got to know for no reason other than shock value thus alienating indigenous/poc viewers in the most disrespectful way possible; completely threw away the entire message of TCW (that being a clone does not make you incapable of being your own person who has their own thoughts, ideals, moral compass and overall identity) by making TBB (a show that does have it's strong points in set design, soundtrack orchestration and overall sound design, but is extremely weak on both characterization and storytelling because they either make the meaningful plot points stretch too thin or focus on the wrong character completely) their go to show marketed for kids instead of the actual kids programming that people shit on for being for, surprise, kids; constantly disregards valid critique from their consumers (to the point where infighting in the Fandom has gotten extremely ugly) that people either give up on interacting completely or simply vanish and take all their things with them (because no one seems to understand where these critiques come from, or how being unable to admit your special little show is imperfect is actually not a good thing for both you and others).

This isn't even accounting for the fact the Fandom seems to have doubled in it's overall toxicity since Disney took over. Which is par for the course when a mega corporation takes hold of something that started out extremely political in nature anyway. The Cash Cow machine needs feeding after all...

#Eps Talks About: #Funny enough this started as an argument between my sisters #One of which isn't a Star Wars fan and the other who is an OJ and Prequels fan #My mom (who was the one to introduce us to star wars mind you) and I watched from the sidelines #Mom didn't care because she doesn't like Modern Star Wars stuff but I ended up putting an end to the argument #My younger sister is right that Disney put too much emphasis on SELLING Star Wars to newer generations to a detrimental degree #but that doesn't mean they invalidate what came prior to their shitshow or the message SW was created to uphold #in fact Andor and SW Visions S2 made a point of being the best homages to the OJ trilogy thus far by being very political in their messages #But my older sister is also right that the state of Fandoms these days is very much a US vs THEM situation in terms of how people make #themselves heard and how meeting in the middle is virtually impossible which is very much a product of social media and how people conduct #their personal image via either genuinely expressing their feelings on certain topics or simply using them for clout #It is a case of locking yourself in a room with an 'adversary' and trying to see who can scream the loudest until someone loses their voice #I love star wars but that doesn't mean I'm blind to the fact star wars also kinda sucks lmao but oh well these are just my thoughts that #I'm letting loose because I'm already pissed off from something else going wrong today and have no patience for some of the rancid shit #that keeps cropping up in either tags or posts I find in and out of Tumblr Dot Com

[tngrace]

I don't regret it... not one bit. And I only said I wasn't seeing it in theaters I was waiting til it hit streaming but.... I caved. Glen 10000% understood the assignment. Igaf what happened behind the scenes or while filming. This was the best rom com I've seen in a long time. Glen killed it.

#anyone but you #glen powell #you cant help but love the man #i also watched #bleed for this #for nine millionth time today #so this week is starting off right #might just watch #tgm #again on my way to work in the morning and get the double dose of these 2

[hopelesslovebug]

For the ask game !!

Could u make number 6🎶🎵 or 12 or 25 choose witch one u like :D

oh lucky you just got fugio

koi boy by jack stauber

#i did NOT have the slightest idea on how to render the water #whatever i did can you please excuse it as water please #ah right also i was supposed to draw the koi fish with them but i didn't #ibis paint for no reason started to crash a lot today bro it was pissing me off badly #didn't know ibis paint hated fugio this much #jojo bizarre adventure #jjba #vento aureo #golden wind #jjba part 5 #pannacotta fugo #giorno giovanna #fugio #my art #pt5 #mine

[selkiecoded]

i love reading fan-translated manga bc one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the lack of localization, one group will make it sound completely normal, and one group will make it sound incomprehensible due to the extremity of localization. never change.

#love this one vampire oneshot who kept using britsh-isms. balls.. i made up my mind i wouldnt drink it yeah..? #but im reading one that got a new translator who started going OFF THE RAILS. okay this character is a 30yo accountant right. #one chapter hes talking normal. the next: 'as long as the miasma lingers the strength of the barrier becomes crucial baby! #we're gonna have surveillance team stationed in the forest baby! theyll be rockin those raincoats; regularly layin down the law to prevent #any nasty toxic fumes from escapin. its gonna be a 40 out of 10 no doubt! in short its a matter of 'wipe your own ass'!' #WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IM GOING TO THROW UP LAUGHING #and then his love interest (stoic; LOVE INTEREST I WANT TO EMPHASIZE) #is like 'youve been hanging around the miasma core for quite a while today dude!' #dont call him dude before you fuck are you crazy!

[kyouka-supremacy]

Mmmhh...

#(Basically rant on my last two posts) #I know I've said it before and sorry for coming off as annoying– #but I really wish we still had a central bsd blog on Tumblr like fy-bungoustraydogs or bsd-central or things of the kind. #I think now everyone rushes to post news first. And although there's merit to it in knowing news as soon as they happen‚ #in the long run the death of this kind of central official content ***fan*** blogs is such a huge loss of fandom spaces‚ #especially for the archiving purposes they solved. Especially today that T/witter and G/oogle have basically become unusable. #Literally. Literally. I've been doing official content archiving since I was 11 #(because that's the very specific kind of mental illness I have) #and let me tell you that the quality of web search and especially reverse image search only got worse– #in a way that is very evident and noticeable. Which is crazy tbh and not how things should work. #If anyone would like to start a bsd-central kind of blog I'll be the first one to follow. #Actually if anyone actually wants to establish it feel free to contact me and I'll be more than happy to share the resources I have!!!! #It just needs to be something multi-modded for a series of reasons I won't get into right now #I just can't personally do it (not as main admin at least) because that would be modding my FIFTH active bsd blog– #and that's a little too much even for me. #On top of some ethical concerns I have regarding whether it'd be fair for me to mod a fandom central bsd blog– #when I feel like I can't genuinely share the same amount of love for the franchise other fans share #On top of. You know. Getting a degree eventually hopefully. #Then years after the blog has been solidly enstablished and aquired enough credibility it could even open a free donations found to invest– #in buying and scanning and releasing bsd content that hasn't been shared yet like the guidebooks or illustration books or everything else– #for everyone to see... #The dream. (Is realistically never going to happen) (Won't stop me from daydreaming about it every day) #((Still salty I couldn't afford the guidebooks only due to the shipment prices. I *would* have scanned and uploaded them.)) #That was a long and idealistic rant. Kyotag out #Edit: *Modding my SIXTH bsd blog #Apparently I mod so many blogs I lost count of them