#suck my ass Jesus

[praetorqueenreyna]

Okay so FIRSTABLE I didn't realize that the people of the Hewn City are literally trapped under there and not allowed to leave. What the fuck. What the fuck?????

ALSO the sheer nerve of Feyre, who had a full blown meltdown over being locked in a luxurious mansion for 2 seconds, to tell somebody who has been trapped underground for CENTURIES that having every comfort should be enough. Are you kidding me?????

#acotar #STOP LETTING ME READ THE OTHER ACOTAR BOOKS I ALWAYS GET ANGRY #always finding new ways that feyre and rhysand suck ass #fr tho how do u manage to make me feel sorry for keir #of all people #keir: I would like my people to be allowed to go outside #feyre: unreasonable. next request. #and then following this up with keir bringing his OWN SOLDIERS to fight for rhysand #and the city that THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT #and saving the day and fighting well #only for rhysand to be like 'lol good luck trying to visit if you cant buy anything or stay anywhere!!!!' #just like #jesus christ

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

#snap chats #do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life #why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk #oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game #i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ #THE BACKGROUND stop. #AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING #theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name #JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF #would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me #petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know #i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is #AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER #the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller #in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv #and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out #tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol... #ok this post is done bye

[isdalinarhot]

Unfortunately I saw a Bad Post and I immediately felt so ill that I wished I was dead. Luckily I have the cure for this, and that is More Alcohol So I Don’t Remember It

#IT WAS REALLY BAD intercommunity trans discourse sucks ass quit doing it :( #in my corner of the internet trans women and trans men are friends please please please don’t put us against each other :( :( :( :( #luke.txt #drunkposting #not cosmere #I dunno man tumblr will tumblr but like Jesus Christ people are trying to kill us can we please have some concept of this shit

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Men spend so much time worrying about whether or not a child is biologically his and live in this fantasyland where men are tricked, on a grand scale, into raising children that aren't theirs meanwhile the fuckers don't actually contribute much into actual childrearing or any domestic labour around the household, even when the children in question are technically his.

#like what the fuck are you male losers worried about? #meanwhile men aren't all that involved in domestic labour or childrearing #whiny ass bitches #a lot of men aren't that involved in the lives of their children and barely know them as people #patriarchy #men actually fucking suck most of the time #a actual good father is a rare fucking phenomenon #like people are shocked when a father is actively involved in a child's life #that says a lot #a lot of men are low life scum who weirdly obsessed with having ownership over children and women alike #sorry my tags are so angry but JESUS this irks me to no end

[starredforlife]

kung fu panda 4 equivalent to final destination 4 in my mind. trainwreck

#BEST PART WAS THE VERY LAST SCENE WHEN MY BABY GIRL SHOWED UP FOR TEN SECONDS PF 0 DIALOGUE INTERACTION #*of #I gasped like a child I compared it to the disciples seeing Jesus risen in person #OTHERWISE MOVIE SUCKED. I called it mid but I’m wrong it was actually ass #maybe the most offensively written dreamworks movie since boss baby in terms of quality and the intelligence level it assumes of its #audience #kung fu panda 2 might as well be the illiad comparatively #and it is. btw. #it’s like. if they made a marvel movie out of it #I’m discarding it I’m rewriting it it’s not canon to me. bye #kfp #star’s thoughts

[cyber444angel]

sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up

#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit #bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to #also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea #but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise #at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8 #like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!! #but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point #((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show)) #& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’ #ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!???? #((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment)) #+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made #also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude

[satoruly]

wearing a mini skirt to uni help

#🍒 — miri's version #dont get me wrong i LOVE mini skirts #the size of a belt and what not #but people stared and im like 😃 #a group of guys looked me up and down at the door of my uni and jesus fucking christ that sucked ass #:D #and then some other people looked at me weird #but its a good practice ig?? 😭 #to beat fear of judgement or smth idk #get out of my comfy zone #experiment #be happy #smth along those lines SOB #i dont even know how i feel abt this out fit #outfit* #i do wanna wear more mini skirts or skirt or dresses n stuff but its hard here and im used to jeans n pants #plus its winter BUT #we layered today

[clay-pidgeon]

my parents suck at comforting my sibling

#vent #also me but who give a shit id kill and die for her #apparently saying hey guys dont yell at your ten year old having a meltdown is being a third parent #ughhhhhhhh dudes come ON get your heads outta ur asses and like listen to them #ESPECIALLY WHEN HE TELLS YOU XES NONBINARY #AND THEN YOU JUST SHE/HER IT #jesus fucking christ #tjey she/hered me too but idrc #im sure it sucks for them i should really chat abt it w/hir later #welcome to the trans club kidoodle where we dance around the fact mom really would prefer us both to be cis girls #im not blaming them its just. man #tldr my brother is more important to me than anyone ever and if someone ever hurts xem ill kill them

[glossytoothpick]

My mother put on that terrible ass Ben Shapiro rap and told me with a straight face that she thinks me, her lesbian daughter, would unironically like the song

#Keep in mind #I literally dated a girl and she is aware I have dated a girl #And she unironically thinks her lesbian daughter is going to enjoy Ben Shapiro rapping about why he hates pronouns and liberals #I don’t get her lol #My mom unironically likes the song too #Even though it is actual ass #Ben Shapiro fucking SUCKS at rapping by the way #Which is why everyone was clowning on the song for being so terrible #And not to mention the lyrics were so bigoted and abhorrant #I’ve never heard a song so bad #I think I need to cleanse my pallet with a lot of Will Wood after that Jesus fucking Christ 💀💀 #shenanigans #my ramblings #not a vent #its just absurd #lgbtq+ #tw homophobia #tw transphobia #tw Ben shapiro #tw conservatives #lesbian #lgbtq community

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

#NOT TOH FANFIC #see this is why i write fanfic. to enact some gay ass shit like this. #the fucking STICKY NOTE WITH A DRAWING OF A HUMAN HEART AND SAYING “YOU HAVE MY HEART” I AM ON THE FLOOR. #*sighs* sucks i cant reuse it on lumity though. #my friend making me realize i actually have rizz but am just too much of a disaster to actually understand cues with people #its a MESS. im just all over the place. i literally ranted to THE SAME FRIEND yesterday (or the day before??) abt some girl jesus. #anyway i remember writing A LOT OF POETRY back in hs about this one girl and then the same girl i got to talk to-- #--my first actual conversation with her i blurted out that i wanted to shave my head. she was like.... oooooo god i was A MESS #still slid into her school dms during covid and was like “haha guess what i actually mf did???” anyway all that to say underlying dysphoria #they're nonbinary now too and i kinda ghosted them like a complete idiot :(. its been two years or so but i still think of them... a lot... #actually i have more lore about this person and its like istg they actually really liked me but i could not pick it up. #we had such SUCH good chemistry and vibes. n they were really pretty. ughhhhhh. #anyway yeah idk crushes are weird sometimes. the universe knows how unstoppable id be with a partner #i feel like i was the reason they were able to find themself and their identity because when we were talking i always encouraged them #and told them to do what felt right. im glad they did. i think sometimes that brings me peace. like i served a purpose. #STILL showed them toh. STILL SHOWED THEM TOH. #we were talking about amity LMAO “this green haired girl seems interesting” SHE SO WAS. #...yeah i wish i could text them but i kinda probably fucked it up. #shitposting shit #idk what this post is i just wanted to talk about this dumb sticky note thing because im rotating it in my brain and remembering how #mentally ill i was back in 2020 #talking into the void yk how it isssss

[todayisafridaynight]

Okay stream over and as such no one is safe anymore from my RGGJoposting (sorry in advance), HOWEVER I did want to say...

Of course Mine Himself At Present is the furthest thing from punk, but I believe the reason he has that belt is a nod to Nakamura, who is credited with bringing punk influences to the kabuki scene. (This particular photo was taken years after Y3, but...)

By the way, Nakamura is how I found out there's a lot of stigma against sons of kabuki actors who choose to play roles of a different gender than their fathers. He comes from an established line of onnagata, so it was a big deal for him to choose to play male roles.

Arakawa was a taishu engeki actor rather than a kabuki actor, which is less steeped in tradition than kabuki, so I don't know if it would've been the same for him doing the opposite to Nakamura. But it's Neat to think of it as a concerted choice for him in terms of feeling that strong of a connection to femininity.

oh fuck yeah punk in the kabuki world WORD UP TO THE LEGEND.....

#snap chats #tumblr told me to suck a dick and deleted my response THANKS ASSHOLE #i feel suddenly feel like really sick and tired like oh god what the fuck was in teh chicken my bro got me for lunch heeUGUH #i will muster up my strength to respond tho. god no i feel really sick i gotta hurl but i wont #in any case... i love learning #i wish i could say more but thats all i can say ive always been more of a listener than a speaker #what the ufck was in that shicken oh my fucking god #great to have yo in the inbox. ALWAYS happy to see yo in teh inbox even if im a dumbass soemtimes and words fail me #like right now like how my organs are failing me jesus lord #i will try to speak.. i can see peop #ok no i cant i dont hve the brain capacity right now forgive me #the enviroment surrounding 'cross dressing' in theater is. a topic #a topic im too stupid and sick for BUT IT IS ONE. #i know men would play as women in western plays since women werent allowed to act for a long ass while #uhhh wht am i tryig to say #oh like. like the role is 'necessary' like men would need to play women cause we aint got women #but that doesnt mean its a 'respectable' position #do we get what im sayig ?? good god i hope so. im dying. #first it was too cold now im too warm but i cant tell if thats from shame my house or the hoodie i put on #ok my head hurt BYE #soryr im stupid

[hide-in-imagination]

Okay, I think I need like... like writer's therapy or something, because this chapter of Roads is just not. clicking. for me and I can't find a flow and I don't know if it's me, I don't know if it's because I've read these scenes one hundred times, I don't know if it's because I'm forcing something I should probably just cut out, or if it's just gotten to a point where I hate this story as a whole. Like, I feel way more motivation to write literally anything else that Roads that cross and that's a problem. Because I don't think I really hate it, I just think my brain is tired and bored, sososo bored because I already know what happens, I've known what happens for 4 years, and I'm not a plotter writer, I'm a discovery one, and there's nothing to discover here, I know these scenes like the back of my fucking hand, and I don't even wanna see them anymore. I'm boooored, I can't freaking figure out if what I'm writing sucks or if I just don't connect with it because I've seen it too many times. AND SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS IN THIS CHAPTER TOO!! But even about that my brain is like, "So? Who cares?" ksdjnfk. I KNOW YOU CARE, THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WILL CARE, but I just can't. fucking. get down to it. I just can't find the words, can't find the roads to make it all come together, I just can't, I-- What the hell do I do? How do I fix this? How do I recalibrate my brain? Because it all sounds bland and stupid and not funny and unimportant and even cringy and I-- What the hell do I do?

#I'm... having a mental crisis #I don't think this really sucks as much ass as I feel it does-- it's probably in my head #but how do I get it *out* of my head skdjfn #jesus take the wheel I can't anymore #cynthia speaks #fic related

[sad-gay-cowboy]

God just unfollowed someone on here cause they were defending and praising Blaire white and I'm like, look any trans person who aligns themselves with conservatives and like throw other trans and queer people under the bus so that they can be One Of The Good One's, can suck my entire dick I'm sorry it's just like. No, actually it's not excusable and isn't actually helpful and doesn't help conservatives move closer to the left all it does is give them ammo and be like "see? This trans woman says my bigotry is ok"

Like you think they're not gonna come for you too once you're the only one left?

#suck my dick for real #eat my entire ass #like Jesus

[cashthecomposer]

#just wondering what y'all think #and yes i know #love never dies #is full of bangers #the music is friggin fabulous #the story and the characters suck ass #but the music #MAN #it's so good #the drowsy chaperone #sunday in the park with george #a little night music #anything goes #matilda #the sound of music #tick tick boom #les miserables #jesus christ superstar #and no i'm not putting my own musical on the list #because i ran out of space #nah it's because y'all don't have a frame of reference for it #otherwise it would 100% be up there #instead of matilda

[moonscape]

i hate this flat i hate this flat i hate this flat i hate this flat i h

#bwark #uk mutuals don't ever sign a lease with kimmitt lettings they'll make you want to kimmitt suicide #joking aside they SUCK ASS JESUS CHRIST #ive had a hole in my fucking bathroom floor and a leaky kitchen faucet for like a year now and despite repeated reporting of these issues #nobody has come out to fix them #and now my leaky faucet has progressed to a full on leaky pipe. the engire cupboard and kitchen was flooded #we have a bowl under the leaky part for now but im so fucking mad. useless sacks of shit i hope they all die

[tarakau]

Family gathering bingo

☑ Misgendered constantly

☑ Literally no one listening to what I had to say to the point they just straight up started talking mid my sentence and ignored the rest

☑ Not including me in any conversation at all and not for the lack of trying

☑ Family friend telling my mom she has to talk about something concerning me while I'm literally sitting right next to her dumbfounded

☑ Utter refusal to respect boundaries or some basic rules we set

☑ Parents arguing in the car so fucking loud I couldn't think on the way home

☑ Being referred to as "a girl"

☑ Parents downright annoyed when I got talkative and funny

#Ayayayay they agreed that we'd leave by 2pm! It's 6 and we just arrived back home #Man I wanna cry so bad I'm so overwhelmed this fucking sucks #No wonder I didn't say anything ever as a kid when no one fucking listens anyways #'ah you were such a perfect child quiet and behaved in the car or anywhere else' have you stopped to wonder why #Man the cigarette pack saved my ass big time today but jesus christ. Jesus christ.