#ok this post is done bye

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

#snap chats #do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life #why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk #oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game #i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ #THE BACKGROUND stop. #AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING #theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name #JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF #would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me #petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know #i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is #AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER #the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller #in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv #and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out #tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol... #ok this post is done bye

[house-of-tykayl]

pretty old AU idea by now but basically the TTG gremlins are 1) very small and 2) infest the TTA tower like cockroaches

and 3) TTA starfire wont let TTA robin kill them

#teen titans go vs teen titans #teen titans animated 2003 #teen titans go 2013 #teen titans go #starfire #my art #ok this one is mostly done idc about making it clean bye #cockroach AU #post-movie for both series so the TTGs potentially start affecting the TTA robstar relationship lmfao #TTA robin is the only one who doesnt get along with his TTG self/himself (wow deep TM) and its chaos #while everyone else ends up with whats essentially a chill babysitting job #then larry shows up

[randomminty]

Shishuku….

#last shizuku post did great on here but flopped on twitter while this ones doing great on twitter so……. you know what to do #art tag #prsk #pjsk #shizuku hinomori #prsk shizuku #project sekai #sorry for talking about twst in prsk art tags but the new jack cards are making me so angry he has the exact same hairstyle as like #5 other charas i like. masking has an outfit where her hairs slicked back too like i GET it im predictable. stop it #also didnt get portfest card until the 100th pull and got 2 copies of it this has happened 4 times now #i have cards of all the charas i like so i can uninstall that game forever farewell #ALSO ALSO gamer emunene and then shizuai gachas back to back on eng. thank god im not as invested in prsk gacha it wouldve killed me #ok were done here #goot bye :]

[tatretot]

*ham-hamifies your desert duo* :3c *ham-hamifies your jizzie* :3c *ham-hamifies your imp & skizz* :3c

#grian fanart #goodtimeswithscar fanart #smallishbeans fanart #ldshadowlady fanart #impulsesv fanart #skizzleman fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #desert duo #imp and skizz #jizzie #holy MOLY was it a mess figuring out how to post this KJFHSKDJF #we do a little struggling in this house #artists that have no idea what theyre doing at all ever <3 #THE SOLUTION WAS SO SIMPLE TOO FLDJFLKSF BRAIN REPLACED BY POCKET LINT DISEASE #anyway i LOVE THE OLD HAMTARO GAMES RAHHHH #favorite past time is putting current fixation in my favorite childhood media #see also: wind waker au #see also: me painstakingly raising sonic chao to resemble my fav cubitos #ALSO I HAVE SO MANY MORE HAM-HAM IDEAS THAT I WANNA DO theyre so easy and cute :-) #JUST U WAIT!!!!!! JUST U WAIT. ok rambling done BYE ILYYY

[kitamars]

☀️🍂

#I LOVE KAGURA SOOOOOOO MUCH MY MIMI #her and her relationship with gin is something i will cherish forever actually #i have so many doodles of these two i should post them soon hehe #also if you saw me post this earlier no you didn’t ❤️ #this is the first painting i’ve done in maybe more than a month #nice #anyways #FOR KAGURA. THE WORLD #you know how it goes #kagura #a bit of #sakata gintoki #gintama #ok bye

[menciemeer]

Sometimes I think about Louise Hobbs for too long and start going a little crazy.

Garret Jacob gets all the attention on the show. Abigail gets it from fandom. The absence of Louise is almost invisible. She’s not there. We don’t think about her.

We don’t think about her, of course, because she’s not in canon in the first place. She has no lines. Her name is not mentioned in dialogue. She only barely appears on camera.

Here is Louise Hobbs alive and well. Striking about this bit, once I was looking at it: she doesn’t look towards the camera, she doesn’t look towards her family members, and her family doesn’t look towards her. They move around one another and don’t directly interact. Look at it: Abigail and Garret Jacob Hobbs are communicating, here, in a way that she’s entirely cut off from.

(And, ok, listen, I’ve gotta sidebar. Even before Abigail actually picks up the phone, GJH is keeping track of where she goes. There are no clear frames of this tiny interaction, but look:

he’s keeping tabs on her. The minute she moves, he’s checking over his shoulder to see what she’s up to. By contrast, he doesn’t look at his wife even once.)

(One other thing about this tiny little scene of them playing house. GJH has absolutely no chill. He is tense and intense even before he gets on the phone. It’s not really possible to tell what Abigail is thinking through all of this--we know from later that she’s a pretty good liar--but Garret Jacob Hobbs is not subtle. He’s jumpy as fuck, and he’s probably that way all the time.)

Continuing.

The next time we see Lousie, she’s being shoved out the front door. Think about that. GJH didn’t kill her immediately. He’s not interested in seeing her dead. He’s using her to buy time in the kitchen with Abigail because he knows he doesn’t have any left.

The way I remembered Louise dying was with a cut to her throat, but look at it. She’s got wounds on her arms, on her torso. He wasn’t careful, or quick. He didn’t hold out his hand to her and ask her to come closer. He attacked her, shoved her out the door, and slammed it behind her.

That is the end of Louise Hobbs.

Hobbs family dynamics just. Absolutely fascinate me. (Too much.) I so desperately want to know what it was like to be Louise Hobbs. I want to know how much she knew, how much she suspected, and how much she refused to let herself understand. She’s the cannibal the show cares about the least. She’s the one who dies so that someone else can have a little more time.

The show constantly returns to the idea of murder as a way to break or make families. Besides the Hobbs family, there’s the children and foster mother from Oeuf, Gideon killing his wife in backstory, Lawrence Wells who killed his own son, Margot and Mason, and of course Dolarhyde’s obsession with killing families together. Louise Hobbs’s is a murder to break a family. She is, very literally, cast out.

We do see her one last time:

It’s interesting that, when Abigail sees this, Alana is the one who becomes her mother. Whatever you want to say about the long-term feasibility of the Murder Family, it’s indisputable that Hannibal was never interested in planning a future with Alana. She’s there nearly by accident. Holding a place meant for Will. She is not part of the plan.

If Abigail mourns for Louise, she does it off-screen. We see flashbacks to her interactions with Garret Jacob, but, after this, Louise never returns. We’re left to wonder, or to forget, all on our own.

#hannibal #hannibal meta #louise hobbs #abigail hobbs #garret jacob hobbs #. #i kind of wish i had a conclusion to this you know #An Thesis #but i really don't #i just have spent Way Too Long thinking about what the hobbs family must have been like #just rolling around in Man That Was Awful For Every One Of Them #also #i'm not saying here that People Should Pay Attention To Louise Hobbs #you know #she's a very minor character and That's OK #i'm just saying that i spend more time thinking about her than her screentime warrants #and today it spilled over #okokok that's it i'm done now #good bye send post begone thoughts

[heathcliffgirl1847]

i like this series a normal amount. picture the normal amount to like something. thats how i feel

#temeraire #i hope and pray you guys can identify them without this but ill tag in order R->L #john granby #will laurence #tenzing tharkay #emily roland #my art #(if we can call it that) #i have a ton of granby and little also but i feel like thats too niche to post?? if u want it lmk #and ill post some #ok done chatting in tags bye

[comradekatara]

You've mentioned Zuko's "inability to kill" before, so could I ask you to elaborate on that?

sure. zuko is banished for, essentially, committing treason. he says to ozai that he was banished for "speaking out of turn," but simply speaking out of turn is not actually why ozai banished him. zuko said that people shoudn't have to die for the sake of further empowering the fire nation, and that goes against their nation's entire ethos. zuko lacks, as azula puts it, that "killer instinct that is just so fire nation."

while zuko does set fire to suki's village in his quest to capture aang, and you could argue that he may have committed other such acts offscreen, we never actually see him outright kill anyone. unlike zhao, who kills the moon, and azula, who kills aang in a manner that would have ended the entire avatar line had katara not revived him, zuko threatens and intimidates and harms, but when it comes down to it, he does not actually kill, because he simply cannot.

he threatens to kill zhao, and if he had killed zhao, no one in the audience would fault him for it. zuko does not even burn him upon winning their agni kai, going against custom; zhao calls him a coward for it. zhao tries to kill zuko on multiple occasions, including when he blows up zuko's entire ship. but, when the ocean spirit is dragging zhao under, zuko still extends his hand in a futile attempt to save zhao. contrast this scene with sokka arguing to leave zuko for dead in the same episode. he legitimately does not have a problem with letting zuko die, because, as he says, zuko would do the same thing to them (at least, sokka seems to think so).

sokka kills combustion man, toph kills yu and xin fu, and neither of them have any regrets. conversely, katara cannot kill yon rha, and aang cannot kill ozai. like sokka and toph, they are justified in killing these men, perhaps even more so (since yin and xin fu did not actually attempt to kill toph, "only" kidnap her), but they ultimately choose mercy. like zuko on kyoshi island, aang and katara's actions, such as blowing up the factory in jang hui, may have had indirect casualties (i don't count aang being merged with the ocean spirit because he was not truly in control), but they are never able to kill directly, because when faced with another human being, regardless of how much they may hate them, their pathos prevents them from delivering that killing blow.

zuko, as a foil to aang and katara and the deuteragonist of the narrative, is also someone whose instincts prevent him from being the cold-blooded killer his nation expects of him. it is why, unlike the rest of his family (including iroh), he is unable to produce lightning; he is too sensitive to become the perfect weapon his father wants him to be, which is why azula's reveal is so thrilling and terrifying to the audience, because she is what ozai wants in a protege, unlike zuko, who try as he might, fails at embodying the fire nation values of ruthlessness and power at any cost.

#some caveats before anyone misinterprets me: #1) zuko has still done awful things. i am not saying that he is 'inherently good' or that because he has 'good inside him' that makes it ok #just as i am not saying that azula is 'inherently evil' for having that killer instinct. morality is far more complicated than that #this isn't a 'zuko smol bean uwu' post. i'm just stating facts from the show #just because he never directly killed anyone and just because he was abused into believing he was doing the right thing #does not mean that he did not do bad things (burning suki's village being the most tangible harm we see him cause iirc) #he just cannot kill people directly which is crucial to understanding his character esp as he relates to aang and katara #2) i am not faulting sokka and toph for killing people! and anyone who thinks that i am saying that is a dumbass. ok bye #asks #zuzuthelord #analysis #zuko #not tagging everyone else

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[lilacjunimo]

saw someone on twitter imply that one king of queens promo photo would be tech and phee and so now we have this

#tbb tech #tbb phee #tech bad batch #phee genoa #techphee #the bad batch #tbb fanart #the bad batch fanart #pls be gentle #im closing my eyes as i press post now for this one #which is crazy because ive literally posted drawings before #idk why this ones given me so many nerves #very odd #but its done!! #if you've seen previous renditions of this drawing no u didn't #ok ok time for the positives #i love how i made her shift his goggles with her thumb #from the start i knew i was gonna make phee do that #and i wanted to just use two colors for the whole drawing #and i did at first #tech blue phee red #and then i added a little red to tech and a little blue to phee and i was so AAAAA about that #the background also has a purposeful purple tint to it which i love #ok ok and also i love phee's hair #and her foot that's sticking outwards #woah this is a lot more rambly than i anticipated #oh well #that's what tumblr's for #also as i look at it now its very pixely which leaves me ???? but that's that and thats how its gonna be i suppose just dont try to zoom #ok thnx bye

[f4rm]

#manga #manga cap #mangacap #ok done w my monthly posts #bye

[todayisafridaynight]

good morning

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 3 #yakuza series #yakuza 3 #minedai #yoshitaka mine #daigo dojima #snap sketches #'good morning' <posts at night. IDIOT #just a lil somethin some in between commission stuff #i just think mine could have been fixed if daigo gave him a lil kiss on screen #just a lil smooch even #with tongue #PLEASE i have to rb that comic i did of The BL Author Entered The Chat #god why am i so funny #ok bye im gonna uhhhhhh oh god when did it become 10PM #ugggGHHH what a week im gona throw up #it's thursday tomorrow we got this babes.. almost done. and then i have exams ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[astrobei]

these touch prompts are getting out of hand

#i’ve decided that this will be a Fic Fic #because i blinked and suddenly it was 5k words #so. hope that’s ok w u all !! #from now on i will only be writing high school byler obnoxiously and blatantly flirting w each other #that is all thank u #wip friday bc i said so #not even rly a wip. it’ll be done by this weekend #just a welcome lil break from all the ANGST i’ve been writing recently #ok bye #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #/astro posts #fic

[sleepyseals]

[Image Description: Two unfinished digital paintings / sketches of the hatchling and Hal from outer wilds. they are standing with their arms around each other and the hatchling has their head leaning on hal's shoulder as hal watches the supernova in the distance through the doorway of the museum. the first image is the scene viewed from behind with everything lit in bright blue with dark shadows. the second image shows hal's face looking in fear towards the light and is only partially colored, the rest sketched over a gray background. End Image Description.]

something you'll run back in for when the house burns down

#im going to post something on halloween but also want to post like sketch compilations and unfinished stuff #bc I draw alllll the tiiimeee and theres so much and its just going to get buried in my hard drive if I dont do anything with it #I'm so shy to post this but im in a good mood today so ok you can have the hal post #::) hal. #I wanted to finish these sooo badly and I still want to - it might take me completely reworking it again though :P #im scared this will become one of those pieces where i improve at anatomy more then look back at this one and be like. Gah what was I doing #honestly thats already happened. these are from several months ago #I kept their expression kind of neutral.. both because I dont think I could accurately capture the sheer dumfounded horror. #also because my heart will shatter into many pieces if I draw hal too sad #anyway the caption is a lyric from alone by tresspassers william #the album that song is from is called different stars and its one of my favorite albums ever ever <3 its very somber but I love it #this song doesnt even remind me of these two thaaat much #but theres other songs on the album that do more.. like vapour trail... and anchor oh my god. anchor... #and if you cant steer then it would be safer to drop the anchor 🤔🤔 #ok I'm done talking now bye hal fans #outer wilds #outer wilds spoilers #very early spoilers. lol sub 23 minute spoilers #hal outer wilds #hatchling outer wilds #the hatchling #timber hearth #. I guess?

[caker-baker]

Say Yes

They saw it before the hero answered.

No. A simple word that could shatter the villain entirely if they weren’t quick enough to intercept.

“I see.” They said, rising from their kneeled position and snapping the box shut, the light from the shining ring dying.

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry, but we can’t.”

“Can’t or won’t?” The villain asked with a raised eyebrow.

“It isn’t like that!” The hero reached for the villain, but was left stranded when their counterpart stepped back. “It isn’t like that, Villain. I love you, I do.”

“Not enough to say yes.” They shot back, being sure to keep the distance.

It was just, wasn’t it? Of course it couldn’t happen, of course they would say no. A hero and a villain—it would never work.

“I’ll have my things out by tomorrow. We clearly don’t have the same goals anymore.”

“No, no!” The hero began to chase after the villain. “I don’t want your things out, I don’t want you gone!”

“We don’t always get what we want, Hero, if today was any indication.” They shrugged away each time the hero reached out to them.

“Believe me, I do want this, I want you for the rest of my life–”

The villain whipped around, hurt written across their features. “Then say yes!” They laughed. “If I have to beg…goodbye, Hero.”

“I’m not allowed!”

The villain stopped. “Not allowed?”

“To be married. To be in any sort of relationship, actually. I’ve been in breach of contract for the last few years.” The hero wiped away their tears quickly. “The most wonderful years of my life and I couldn’t tell anybody.”

Breach of contract?

The villain wished they could have been confused, but everything made sense, so much sense. All the closed off behaviors in public spaces, the way they shut down if they thought they heard a camera shutter, never visiting friends, even the way they compulsively closed the blinds.

They were going to lose their job as a hero if any sign of a relationship was seen.

“Hero.” they spoke softly, not knowing exactly how to feel.

Anger? Mild betrayal? Apologetic?

“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you. I didn’t want you to feel like a secret. And if we were married,” They smiled at that, only to lose the feature just as quickly, replaced by mourning. “If we were married, nobody could know. I couldn’t have any big wedding with you, couldn’t invite my friends, family, couldn’t wear that gorgeous ring, and couldn’t legally record it. They have everything on me, all my personal documents, that would include a marriage license.”

This time, the hero succeeded in grabbing the villain’s hands. “I can’t marry you because I will lose everything.”

That mild betrayal roared to life, even as the villain gently caressed the hero’s face. “But me. You would lose everything but me.”

“And if I asked you to give up being a villain, to settle into civilian life, would you?”

They both stayed in their embraced position, still and silent, thinking.

“You’re right.” The villain conceded after a moment. “I’m sorry. Damn a marriage license to hell, Hero, damn a big wedding, damn the ring. Yes, I want to marry you and let the world know that you are my partner as I am yours.”

“Please say but.”

“But none of it really matters, so long as I have you with me.”

The hero let themselves melt into the villain’s arms.

“Alternatively,” they began, voice muffled. “Hypothetically, I mean. Say there were no contract, say any hero business suddenly turned free range, say a hero such as myself wasn’t connected to any organization.”

The villain started to laugh, only to realize that this hero in their arms was serious.

“Are you suggesting villainy? Please say yes.”

“Yes.” They drew themselves up again, staring their love in the eyes. “Yes to everything. Give me that ring. I want the biggest wedding of the century.”

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#villain #hero x villain #hero #heroine #villain x hero #heroes and villains #snippet #villainess #writing #heroes #ok boring tags done #so the thing here is and I will go into detail #lost my train of thought hold on #nope it’s gone I’m sorry there was a deeper meaning but it’s gone #bye bye I guess #live ur life freely stupid thought that ran away #Jesus I’ll remember it four posts from now and aggressively type an essay in the tags so it evens out #how’s everyone doing #miss y’all<3 #thank you for the suggestions on what to do with the baked goods #they were put in good hands #made some more cookies today actually #peanut butter and chocolate chip #hey how would y’all feel if I started doing small snippets which rewrote some classic Disney Princess tales #like small short stories of a different perspective of the princesses #a stretch from my normal work so please do (if you’re still reading) let me know how you feel #love you!

[speedy-beans]

happy birthday blue kids

redraw of this

#its been a while since ive done homestuck art. missed them. #homestuck #oh here we go again #jade harley #rose lalonde #dave strider #kanaya #june egbert #jegbert #terezi #vriska #karkat #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #became a june liker at some point in the year #still havent learned how to draw cakes well though just ignore that #i almost posted this without coloring the cake #its like all girls and then. dave and karkat now #ok bye