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#taking a joke too far
vyeoh · 2 years
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Ashamed of myself
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 6 months
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Steve and Dustin are sitting around talking about how Dustin had tried to keep a demodog as a pet.
Dustin: I bet Eddie would have let me keep it.
Eddie: The fuck I would! No son of mine is keeping a cat killer as a pet!
Dustin: Well, it's a good thing I'm not your son.
Eddie: Just for that. . .
Eddie drove off and didn't come back for a while. He returned with a bunch of papers.
Eddie: Sign here and here. . .
Dustin: What are these? Wait, did my mom sign these?
Eddie: Just sign them, shrimp.
Dustin shrugged and signed the papers, handing them back to Eddie.
Steve: Eddie?
Eddie: Can't talk now Stevie, got papers to deliver.
A month or so later. . . After Eddie had completely forgotten about it, mostly because he didn't think they would approve it. . . . He's lounging at Steve's place when Steve gets a call. Steve left to answer it. When he came back into the room, his hands were on his hips, and he was scowling.
Steve: Eddie?! Did you legally adopt Dustin as a joke?
Eddie: They approved them?! *shrieks* What's wrong with our legal system?! Don't they know who I am?!
Steve: Seriously? . . . Wait, why did Claudia sign the papers?
Eddie: That is also a very good question. *smirks* Bet she didn't think I'd actually turn them in. I did tell her it was a joke. She loves the bit where we're Dustin's dads. Absolutely tickles her.
Steve: For fuck's sake.
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arsenicflame · 1 year
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i Do Not Trust people who make Mary the bad guy in their stories when the show went out of its way to specifically show us how she was suffering just as much as stede was in their marriage and that shes, yknow, a good person
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nero-neptune · 7 months
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idk how much stock i put into those "gen z is more conservative than past generations" think-pieces from a few years back. but it's very possible for a person: to believe that climate change is a problem, to support (or be part of) the LGBT community, to believe in universal healthcare and social services, to support religious tolerance, to fight for expanded housing and labor rights, etc etc etc, and still, like, unabashedly hate women on a level you wouldn't believe existed
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wildflowercryptid · 2 months
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pokémas's photo creator? oh, you mean the wally interaction simulator?
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manchesterau · 2 years
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i cant believe this is the only thing harry has addressed in his 12 years of being a celebrity 
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starbuck · 2 years
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it has to be said: people who only support revenge when Inigo Montoya does it are fake revenge fans… he’s cool and fun about it and also extremely justified… what about characters who are cunts about it and ruin everything and aren’t valid in the slightest? you either show up for them or you aren’t there at all.
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kicktwine · 1 year
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see? him face
vens very cute and I think he deserves to square up with Roxas, who is his friend and not-clone, because it would be really funny but ALSO the boy deserves to win a single thing ever in his life as a break from being the universe and kingdom hearts (the moon)’s milk webkinz. AND! he missed out! on getting an award from the million dreams festival that he won because he was preoccupied with the plot which was not very fun for him and then right afterwards he like, died, so the universe owes him a trophy and an ice cream (he got better so he can have them now)
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rocksanddeadflowers · 8 months
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Here Mechanisms fans I made a couple really bad memes enjoy!!
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minty-bunni · 1 year
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The amount of chaos Danny could cause by setting up a blob ghost circus for a class project or science fair is immeasurable.
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drdemonprince · 8 months
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i think in the past few weeks i finally overcame the long slow soul curshing burnout i fell into after writing my last two books and breaking up with a partner of over 10 years. lately i have been feeling ENERGIZED and excited by future projects rather than bitter and resentful about needing to do anything, and im more tolerant of stimulation rather than being so extremely stress averse that i cancel anything that requires much energy. my energy is feeding into itself now. perfect time to fuck it all up by writing another book.
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philzokman · 8 months
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ao3’s down so i have to resort to medieval forms of gay smut (dostoevsky)
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katinkulta · 10 months
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Who's that Pokémon? (Käärijä's boyfriend edition part 3)
(the previous parts can be found on my blog under the tag "gotta catch 'em all" 🤭)
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skylarbee · 4 months
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Hi, so I'm lowkey new here, just been a few months and I really don't understand what people mean when they say something happened on the eycte tour. I see your explanations all the time so it'd be awesome if you were able to explain some of these things and other things needed for context. And I swear, I'm too deep in to turn around now so might as well dive into it properly lol.
hi there and welcome! :)
hmm, what happened on the eycte tour... we don't know really and i haven't seen too many people discussing it. as we know things changed a little between them a year or two after it, so i'm guessing (this is just what i think!) that they fooled around too much and had to deal with the consequences, which were less pleasant than they thought they'd be? as someone who had (homo)erotic relationships with two of their best friends (not at the same time 🤣), i'm telling y'all NOTHING good can come out of it and no matter how much you try to fool yourself and each other that it won't change anything - it will. it will change everything. even if we only look at the shit they got up to on stage, the closeness, the kisses, the not-so-friendly embraces and other fruity shenanigans, that must have had some effect on them and their friendship, especially because they did it routinely and got too used to it, and before they knew it, it was all over and they went on to do their own things, breaking the routine (or the bad habits, ey?) and being apart from each other. i don't know, and i can only hope that i am totally wrong, but then we have a song like 'killing the joke' from miles... "interstellar, dressed in leather, drinking bitter boy, you know the plan, but you never knew the ploy" / "since you've been gone, left the TV on, let the milk go sour, let the bills pile up" / "'cause you're my top, you're my top, you're my top one-hundred shows, why do I always have to go killing the joke?" - which is a sad break up song and which i've seen people theorise that it could be about what their closeness during the eycte tour did to them, and perhaps how one of them (miles, most likely) 'ruined' what they had by wanting something more from the other, only to be rejected/things not working out the way they thought they would (i'm not sure if i agree that this is what happened; i would think it was more a mutual realisation and agreement to stop messing about but who knows!). the 'top one hundred shows' line can only make me think of them and miles' tweet that said that the eycte tour was the best tour of their lives and we saw how incredibly happy they were. and 'killing the joke', well, as i've said, these 'harmless' games are only so harmless until one of them realises something which causes everything to change for the worst. actually, i feel like 'the element of surprise' could be tied to 'killing the joke' as it kinda discusses the same theme ("and once it’s started it’s so tricky to stop"!!!) and if you want a sloppy 'analysis' of it, here it is
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cosmicbash · 2 months
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Okay but vampire Kells human Em au
Except em probably super doesn't believe in vampires and thinks Kells is just a fucking weirdo
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ride-a-dromedary · 5 months
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I hope Halsin's lack of mentioning Ormn in the epilogue means that he had him moved out to Reithwin as well. The poor bear really seemed to miss him at the Grove.
Halsin mentions needing to teach the children that not all bears are friendly (like he is in wildshape), and I think Ormn would actually be a great help with that.
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