Imagine the Orphan Obliterator is literal. Like, the moment someone is killed their parents also die to make them an orphan. But because respawn exists Techno basically starts up a ‘who’s the father’ show where they dramatically run through candidates for each persons parents, then at the end kill the kid and see who also dies. It’s absolute chaos every time.
Techno is basically doing it for the clout and brand recognition. Things are going fantastic since he finds it funny to watch everyone else having insane drama while he just waits and then kills a dude at the end of each episode. Until…the Wilbur special. Things are a little weird bc as far as they can tell only Phil died but hey only having one parent is FAR from the weirdest thing the show has seen (especially since Sally just got confirmed to everyone’s detriment) so they move on…
…until Techno later realizes the fridge in the break room died and he just gives Phil this most horrified tell me you didn’t look.
i never got to finish this, but here is the full version of my technoblade animatic (voices by derivakat). it’s a timeline - from his goons video, mc mondays, the potato war, earth smp, and dream smp. (it ends with him getting into the prison ‘cause i made this last year)
Thinking about how Technodad said Technoblade would repeat his own jokes to himself, and how for weeks he would mutter ‘second worse thing to happen to the orphans’ while microwaving something or whatever and snicker to himself. What a nerd (affectionate).